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00:00I've seen Oscar this morning, Evan.
00:11You're joking.
00:13They would beat that smile at the back of the door.
00:16And he thought, you know, they're going to run the wicked witch of the west out of town.
00:19I'll speak to Oscar.
00:21He might think differently to them.
00:23Oh, you hope he's going to wake up and realise your father a year after you?
00:28Disappointment lingers.
00:30You've given your kids more of it than most.
00:32You can talk.
00:34Whatever.
00:36Why don't you go and have your little father in some sort?
00:38And come back to me after your first invite.
00:42Cindy, whatever happened to you, Cindy, back me up.
00:46Back it so it just ain't my word against Jasmine.
00:49Yeah.
00:51I will.
00:51Right, so, Raymond's had his breakfast.
01:10I'll take him to school.
01:11Thank you for having a nice night.
01:12Yeah, it's, uh, no, it's always, uh, we had a great night.
01:16Oh.
01:17Well, you know, we can make these overnights a regular thing.
01:21That's only if you want to.
01:23Yeah, yeah, we'll have to see, uh, I've got a lot on me plate right now.
01:28Everything all right?
01:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just, uh, yeah, it's time's operation, uh, I'll be heading to the hospital myself in a minute as soon as, uh, I think it's sick with Nigel.
01:38Yeah, Jack took Ricky over first in.
01:41Poor kid.
01:42He's putting on a brave face, but he's worried sick.
01:49You sure everything's all right?
01:51Yeah.
01:52Just leave it here, just, you'll be later now.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Raymond!
01:57Come on, let's go.
01:59Get the bits.
02:01Okay.
02:02Okay.
02:10Let's go.
02:12Come on, let's go.
02:42Should be glad to have this guy, won't you?
02:46Well, actually, you've just decided, that's it, you're leaving.
02:52Make this any order you'll never see me again.
02:54Remember that, uh, gig we was talking about?
03:06Uh, tickets gone, sir, tomorrow.
03:08You're unbelievable.
03:10You're lying in my sick bed and you're trying to take me off from a credit card.
03:13I said I'd sort of take me off from a pair of ya, didn't I?
03:17Yeah.
03:18We're gonna go together.
03:19You know, when you're better.
03:21Yeah, man?
03:21Well, why don't you, uh, heat out that vending machine.
03:29Stop you getting a blood sugar crush.
03:30Jack?
03:41Listen, if something goes wrong, or, I don't know, they don't manage to get it all out, then...
03:47Stop.
03:48No, no, please.
03:49Of all the blokes I've ever knocked around with her, I'm so glad I had a baby with you.
03:57Just, just stop worrying, you're gonna be fine, yeah?
04:00Okay.
04:04All right, listen, I'm gonna go and check.
04:06Let's see when they're getting up to you.
04:07Okay, in a minute.
04:07Hey, hey, hey.
04:19I'll leave you if you're gonna get all sobby on me.
04:24You'd step me up.
04:26Yeah, well.
04:27It's tempting, though.
04:29I never did like us, I suppose, Matt.
04:34You and Grant used to put me up in cotton wool.
04:37You made me feel like nothing bad could ever happen to me.
04:42I think I'm up.
04:43All right.
04:45I'll mark watch.
04:56Oh, this is, um, nice.
05:01So, what's the emergency?
05:05You're a sparting of this guy.
05:06You don't believe a word I'm saying that he's still planning on leaving.
05:11Young love, eh?
05:13Do you know, it's really hard being right so much of the time.
05:17It's my son.
05:18If he leaves with her, she's never gonna let me see him again, is she?
05:21Probably.
05:23What do you mean, probably?
05:25Well, how is that gonna help me?
05:26Look, if you want to get through to Oscar, you just have to make him see that Jasmine isn't the person that she says she is.
05:34He's in love with her, isn't he?
05:35Then you've got to show him some truth.
05:37I've been thinking if we can get him on our side long enough for him to listen.
05:43I've tried all that.
05:43That was you, I said we, as in, you and me.
05:48And the only other person that Oscar cares about, apart from Jasmine.
05:53You know, half the market's gossiping about you.
05:57Oh.
05:58I'm not sure hanging out with Walford's Scarlet Woman's gonna do your reputation much good.
06:03I can hear you, you know.
06:05I know.
06:06What?
06:06Is that Mum?
06:14So how are we gonna do this?
06:17Lauren comes home for lunch, and we will be waiting.
06:22Mum, what is it?
06:24Oh, have you seen this?
06:26Stale old tarp.
06:28Oh, oh, that's awful.
06:30Yes, and it is false advertising.
06:32I am anything but old.
06:34It's probably just kids, Mum.
06:36Kids, my eye.
06:43Sorry, um, how did Phil seem to you earlier?
06:48Well, I tend to avoid him first thing, because he's not really a morning person, is he?
06:51But, um, he was in good form when I set the party.
06:54Look, I don't know.
06:54It just seemed like there was something more somehow.
07:00Well, I'm off to the hospital now.
07:01I mean, I make sure he's on the open-up, and then I check him.
07:05Yeah, but, but try not to tell him that I said anything, because he gets grumpy when he thinks people care about him.
07:10He turns to me.
07:13Yeah.
07:15Sure.
07:15See you later.
07:16See ya.
07:26Matt, so what's all this?
07:28Oscar and Jasmine.
07:31Matt, well, no offence, but what's it got to do with you?
07:34I thought you said you were going to sort things out, Mum.
07:36I am.
07:37I ask people.
07:37You haven't done a very good job of it, have you?
07:39I mean, Oscar's still leaving.
07:41What?
07:42No, he ain't.
07:43I've spoken to him.
07:43No, what's that have I, all right?
07:45He's just admitted it.
07:47Whatever you've said, Lauren, all right?
07:48It obviously doesn't mean that much, does it?
07:50Not compared to what Jasmine's been filling his head with.
07:51I did sort of have a go at her last night in the Vick.
07:57I just told you to stay away from him.
08:00Oh, yeah, well done, Lauren, yeah.
08:03No wonder he don't want to be here.
08:04Says you, the human wrecking ball.
08:06Anyone that gets too close to you, their lives get ruined, let alone if they're related to you.
08:10That is enough.
08:12You two, just, just annoy each other later.
08:16I know Jasmine.
08:18The real Jasmine.
08:19And manipulative and cunning doesn't even cover it.
08:23She's managed to fool everyone else out there.
08:25And unless we're here, at least for the truth, we could lose her, Lauren.
08:31You know, I keep thinking about it the other day, the memorial.
08:35Sort of family we used to be.
08:39I mean, this family's the only thing keeping me head above the water, Lauren.
08:44Always has been.
08:48But what's it for you?
08:49Well, let's just say the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
08:59For a while, anyway.
09:01What do you need me to do?
09:12Sure you want to do this?
09:14Last chance to back out.
09:16You'll be missing out on Kitty Cuddles.
09:17You.
09:18I mean, you're the only one in this family that really likes me.
09:26Sometimes I think she's the only one that's ever really liked me.
09:28Well, apart from you.
09:36So he didn't want me.
09:37And he definitely didn't want me.
09:43It was my brother, actually.
09:46But we got separated.
09:48Separated?
09:49I'm sorry.
09:58You don't know if to answer, though.
10:00Could be important.
10:02Either stress means text or voice.
10:03Not important means ring.
10:05I don't mean rules.
10:09Yo, sis.
10:09You all right?
10:18Yeah, yeah.
10:19So, um...
10:21I'll be straight over.
10:24Oh, sick.
10:25She needs to pick him up from school.
10:28She wants me out with Jimmy until Peter gets back.
10:31Bang!
10:31It's fine.
10:32I'll be as good as I can.
10:33I promise.
10:34All right?
10:35I reckon if we squeeze another two machines in, we can increase productivity by 25 cents.
10:58I don't know, Ian.
10:59This place has been running itself just fine as it is.
11:01Well, you know.
11:02Can't sound in the way of progress, can you?
11:03Anyway, you've got a clearer space for your clean and collect bags.
11:07What?
11:08What are you talking about?
11:09You don't collect.
11:10Yeah, you do.
11:11As of Wednesday.
11:12Says I on the post.
11:14Ian Beale.
11:17That advertisement cost me a flipping fortune.
11:20And because of you, it's rubbish.
11:24Must be some passing kid.
11:26Don't give me that.
11:27No kid today would say, stale old tongue.
11:30Well, I don't know what you're getting so high and mighty about.
11:32I spent a hundred pound loads of leaflets.
11:34And for what?
11:35For you to trash them?
11:36You come for my advertising campaign.
11:38No, no, no.
11:38It will come for yours.
11:40What goes around, comes around.
11:41And it comes around again.
11:43And your nasty little advert gets spray painted again.
11:46Well, you're right.
11:47All right.
11:47Enough.
11:48Okay?
11:49Look, I might not know anything about marketing.
11:52But what I do know is you should probably be making cash instead of buying it.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Sponsored silence.
11:57You'd make a fortune.
11:57How many loads of sheets and sows you send out to be cleaned every week?
12:04Right.
12:04Now, if you was to offer her a little discount, she might, in return, recommend the calf or
12:11the chippy when she's checking her pulse.
12:14Eh?
12:14We've all had enough of this.
12:17Yeah, so make up and start negotiating.
12:21Eh?
12:22Before word gets round what a pair of toddlers you are, and both your businesses go bust.
12:26Louie isn't sick, is he?
12:42Is it true?
12:45Are you still planning to go away with Jasmine?
12:50Jasmine's waiting as soon as I meet up with her.
12:52We're gone.
12:52I'm sorry.
12:53God, it don't mean I'm not grateful for anything you've done for me.
12:59Stay, then.
13:01I told you to follow your gut.
13:04I thought you was going to do the right thing, not just turn around and leave us.
13:07Jasmine needs to go, and I need to be with her.
13:09I'm sorry.
13:09You haven't got a clue who the real Jasmine is.
13:12You ain't my family, so stay out of it.
13:14Yeah, bye.
13:14What, so you and him are in on this together?
13:21The only thing we're in on is trying to do what's best for you.
13:26He's our dad.
13:28We have spent all week coming together trying to be a family again.
13:31Yeah, and he tried it on with my girlfriend.
13:33No, never.
13:33Dad, is this going to be another lame remix of you mean the world to me?
13:36Please give me another chance.
13:38Listen to me, all right?
13:39I know what it's like to be in love.
13:41The only other person becomes a part of you, you can't see past them, right?
13:44That's why I know you're not going to believe me over her, are you?
13:49That's why you need proof.
13:50Is she awake?
13:58I can't tell.
13:59Well, it can take a while when you don't come round, but it's your point, man.
14:04I mean, it's why you usually wait to sit in the room, she can't stop talking.
14:07Well, let's just enjoy that for a minute, shall we?
14:10I heard that.
14:18You're still there.
14:20I said it would be, didn't I?
14:23I thought you might have whisked Nigel off to Portugal when I was sleeping.
14:28Them drugs must be a lot stronger than we fall.
14:32What, are you off on a boy's trip away, are you, Phil?
14:34Yeah, well, she seeks to fix her, doesn't she?
14:38Well, I'm not.
14:40I'm glad for her.
14:40They're both.
14:42She's like, mate, boy.
14:45Thanks, man.
14:46Phil.
14:58Phil.
15:01Well, I know she's done paying killers, but...
15:04You and Nigel had a porch problem.
15:06That was very specific.
15:07Especially with all the aggravations whenever we do.
15:11Come on.
15:12Just keep me myself out of my business, yeah?
15:14Hey, you're a mate, Phil.
15:16You've been good to me.
15:19But the way Nigel's been,
15:20this isn't a good idea.
15:24Why?
15:25That's how you had plans.
15:44Why do you see that?
15:46So?
15:48I wasn't sure you'd come.
15:50Someone texts and offers me 3,000 quid,
15:52I'm going to hear him out.
15:54Even if it is you.
15:58I assume you want something in return, yeah?
16:00Yeah.
16:00Talk to Oscar.
16:03Tell him the truth.
16:04Tell him I'm innocent.
16:07No, I'm sorry about yesterday, all right?
16:09I was a bit heavy-handed.
16:12I'm just upset about us to leave him.
16:14Just as I'm getting to the arm again.
16:15You're offering me money.
16:23Aren't you afraid I'm just going to go buy some plane tickets?
16:26No.
16:27If Oscar wants to go, it's fine.
16:28He can go.
16:30Which is why we didn't think and I'm capable of something like this.
16:35The family's important, Jasmine.
16:36You know that anyway, right?
16:38You wouldn't have gone through this whole thing with Zoe
16:40if you didn't believe that.
16:40You don't know what I went through.
16:42Yeah, but you ain't a machine, are you?
16:43You're human, all right?
16:46You love things.
16:47You want things.
16:47Just like the rest of us.
16:48So?
16:51Look, I love Oscar, all right?
16:53If you two want to go, that's fine, all right?
16:55But I just need your help to put things right with them before you do.
16:59That ain't right, Jasmine, all right?
17:01It's not fair.
17:03If you can't find out how you've gone,
17:05you ain't something upset.
17:06But you'll call her, wouldn't you?
17:07From anywhere, anywhere in the world.
17:08Speak to her.
17:09Speak to Patrick.
17:11Oscar ain't going to call me, is he?
17:13Not if you'd split us up like this.
17:29Listen, you can't be everything to him.
17:33You just can't be.
17:34It's just too much for you.
17:35Oh, about five grand.
17:41About five grand, yeah?
17:43How's that sound?
17:43You get yourself set up, yeah?
17:47Please, I'm begging you.
17:51Have you got cash?
17:54Yeah, you have.
17:56Go get it, then.
17:57Go get it, then.
18:27After this, you guys can go to the printers and get here some new loophers.
18:31Thank you, Harvey.
18:32You're showing us that silly movie.
18:35Yeah, I mean, we should be supporting each other,
18:37not knocking each other down.
18:39See?
18:39Balls rolling it in as well.
18:41Right, now let's get down to business with a discount on your price.
18:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:45Hang on.
18:46Hang on, I don't know how much extra business you're going to bring me.
18:48Come on, be fair.
18:49It's got to be worth my while.
18:5050p off a board, will she tighten it?
18:53Well, if that is your attitude, I'll take my seats.
18:55Awesome.
18:56Awesome.
18:57Do you want to get for the incinerator?
18:59Vain, nice.
19:00Vain, annoying.
19:02Oh, no.
19:03Adieu, isn't it?
19:04Eyes on.
19:05Yeah, well, whatever.
19:06You won't see my next week coming.
19:07You won't see my next week.
19:37And just so we're clear, what is it you want me to tell Oscar?
19:48Just the truth.
19:50Right.
19:52Well, it just sounds like you want me to lie.
19:56Tell him that you're not a human sleaze and that you didn't try it on with me.
20:01So, why are you doing this?
20:03Well, it's just lies.
20:05Lies, lies, and more lies.
20:06Is what in the name of saving your relationship?
20:08Which is a total joke, by the way.
20:12If you really cared about Oscar, you would have shown up for him over the years.
20:16But you didn't, did you?
20:17You are not fit to be a dad.
20:22You're a sperm donor, at best.
20:26What, and here you are, trying to get me to lie for you.
20:29It's sick.
20:29Why are you saying all this?
20:31I don't want your money.
20:33I don't want to lie to the person I love.
20:36I don't want to be like you.
20:41Oscar and I, we are different.
20:45Is that it?
20:46Yes?
20:46You said it, old man.
20:47Oscar, she's lying, all right?
20:49Trust me.
20:50You said I'd get proof that I have.
20:53Proof you ain't worth my time.
20:54I'm done with you.
20:58Oscar.
21:00Oscar, just wait, will you?
21:01You're having him on the phone.
21:06That's old school.
21:09I was pretty sure you'd make a recording.
21:12You know, record the own branding classics.
21:15Oscar's telling me everything about you and your tragic little family.
21:21I win.
21:31Why are you still here?
21:35I told George he must have it wrong, because there ain't no way Phil is going to risk getting
21:40banged up again.
21:43You know what Lexi is going through.
21:46Without her dad.
21:48So what, you're going to really let Albie and Raymond go through that as well?
21:52Listen, I ain't getting banged up, all right?
21:53You don't know that.
21:55Julie is Nigel's wife.
21:58It ain't up to you to take him to Portugal or wherever, Phil.
22:02Phil, you know I'm right.
22:04You've got your own life to think about.
22:06And Nigel, Nigel ain't got a life at all.
22:08Not anymore.
22:08He hated me, man, Karen.
22:10Who old you is about?
22:11Well, she's a man.
22:12She's a man who said goodbye.
22:14Well, that's not fair.
22:15And I gave my word to Nigel.
22:16I promised him that I'd be there for him.
22:18Right until the end, you know?
22:20Not until he couldn't recognise me anymore.
22:22Not until he didn't suit me anymore.
22:25Right until the very end.
22:26And the last time I checked, he, yeah, well, he ain't dead yet.
22:29This is wrong.
22:31I know you've got good intentions.
22:35But for you, for Nigel, this is wrong.
22:38This is what Nigel wants.
22:39He don't know what he wants anymore, Phil.
22:41Look, I'm sorry it hurts you, but I'm...
22:43Just get out, all right?
22:44Just get out.
22:46Look, Phil, just listen to me.
22:48Listen, you ain't my wife, all right?
22:50You ain't my wife, you ain't even my friend.
22:51So just get out.
22:52I see.
22:53Help.
22:59You and Nigel...
23:02Round here, you are surrounded by people who would bend over backwards to help.
23:09And what have you got in Portugal?
23:12Right?
23:13When things get...
23:15Bad.
23:16When you're struggling.
23:20Who are you going to call?
23:22And all this, this, it's just the old Phil.
23:26The Phil that thinks he can handle it all by himself.
23:31Yeah.
23:34Remind me again.
23:35How did that work out?
23:48That's pathetic little plan didn't work.
23:50Thought you want to number off Raleigh Walford.
23:52Oscar, wait.
23:53Can you just please think about the boys a minute?
23:56They love you so much and I know you love them back.
23:59Sorry, she's playing you, Oscar.
24:00This is enough.
24:01Can we just go?
24:01I just...
24:03I want to say that I'm really sorry how I spoke to you yesterday.
24:08It was out of order.
24:10And you're also girlfriend, sir.
24:13I should have more respect.
24:16But you two want to be together.
24:18I get it.
24:20It's just the fact that you ran over there on the promise of a few grand.
24:24So you two must know that you're not going to get pretty far without any cash.
24:28Just stick around for a bit.
24:33You should spend some time with the boys.
24:35Let the dust settle with Dad.
24:38And if you still really want to go when everybody's last upset, then fine.
24:44You know, I'll do what I can to help.
24:45It could take us weeks to find work.
24:47We'll be on the streets by then.
24:49It's not going to get to that, baby.
24:50We're going to work this out, okay?
24:51I love what she's saying.
24:52It makes sense.
24:53Let Dad in the house, mouth off again at Jasmine, and I'm gone straight away.
25:01I understand.
25:10Nice apology.
25:11Considering you didn't mean a word of it.
25:14Well, here's something I do mean, then.
25:16Stick around, or I will go straight over to Vic, and I will tell Cat all about your little plans.
25:33That's nice, man.
25:38You'll be gone by the morning.
25:39You must realise what Jasmine's like.
25:44Maybe he just doesn't care.
25:47Max!
25:58What do you want?
26:01You're going to kick me when I'm down, have you?
26:03Lauren's persuaded Oscar to stay.
26:07I just wanted you to know.
26:09That this isn't over.
26:11That any tiny part of me that felt sorry for you,
26:16or that might have persuaded Oscar to stay in touch after we'd gone,
26:21is debt.
26:30Well done, Lauren.
26:32At least one of the brilliance is pulling their weight around.
26:35I tried.
26:36What else can I do?
26:37You can remember who you're dealing with
26:39and get smarter.
26:41I don't think she saw you.
26:45The last two people she'd expect to be working together.
26:47How was your day with Yolanda?
26:55Yeah, good.
26:56Yeah.
26:57I like Yolanda.
26:59Listen, you know that.
27:00You and me were talking, you and me were talking, you and I were going on an adventure.
27:07An adventure?
27:08Just you and me?
27:09Yeah, yeah.
27:09Just you and me to Portugal.
27:12Do you remember?
27:13Portugal, yeah.
27:14Right.
27:14Well, do you think that that's something that you'd like to do?
27:21Yeah.
27:22Why not?
27:24Do you understand what I'm saying?
27:28Oh, I'm totally listening.
27:29You know, I'm not living here anymore.
27:35Yeah.
27:36Yeah.
27:38It sounds fun.
27:39I don't need to hear that.
27:41I know that you understand.
27:43You know that.
27:44But that's what you want, you know.
27:48Well, you know me better than anyone else.
27:53What do you think?
27:56No, I think.
27:58I think.
28:00I think.
28:02I think you think it's all about when you're sitting on the chair.
28:06In the corner of a room.
28:09Because if all you're thinking about is the bad taste of it.
28:14You might not have any more good eyes.
28:16I'd like some more good ones, please.
28:27It's never too late for an adventure.
28:30Is it, eh?
28:32I know.
28:34I promise.
28:36Promise is a promise.
28:43It's a map in the taxi.
28:45All right.
28:45What's going on in five minutes?
28:47All right.
28:54Knock.
28:56Shut the door.
29:05I don't want to go through.
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29:31What's up, Scripture?
29:50You're not leaving.
29:52Passes 180 to 7 with me.
29:54You're not leaving.
29:54I do not need to go through.
29:56You're not leaving.
29:56I do not want to go through.
29:56Oh, God, I do not need to go through.
29:57You're not going through.
29:57You're not leaving.
29:57Oh, I do not need a prison.
29:57You're not leaving.
29:57I do not need to go through really.
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