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EastEnders 22nd January 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:00I
00:18Have you seen Oscar this morning, haven't you? You're joking. Didn't Peter go to work at the crack of dawn
00:24Any thoughts on how we're gonna run the wicked witch of the west out of town? I'll speak to Oscar
00:30You might think differently to them. Oh, you hope he's gonna wake up and realize you're father the year after all
00:36Disappointment lingers and you've given your kids more of it than most. You can talk
00:41Whatever
00:42Why don't you go and have your little father and son chat and come back to me after you crash and burned?
00:48Listen Cindy, whatever happens here. You said you'd back me up
00:52Make it so it just ain't my word against Jasmine
00:55Yeah, I will
01:00Oh
01:13Right so Raymond's had his breakfast. I'll take him to school. Thank you for having him last night
01:18Yeah, it's not no trouble at all is that we had a great night. Oh
01:22Well, you know we can make these overnights a regular thing
01:25That's only if you want to yeah, yeah, we'll have to see uh
01:30I've got a lot on me plate right now
01:32Everything all right?
01:34Yeah, yeah, it's just uh
01:36You know Sam's operation. I'll be heading to the hospital myself in a minute as soon as your lady gets it. Is it with Nigel?
01:42Yeah, Jack took Ricky over first thing
01:45Poor kid
01:46He's putting on a brave face, but he's worried sick
01:52You sure everything's all right?
01:55Yeah, just just leave it here. Just gonna be later now. Yeah, Raymond
02:00Come on. Let's go
02:02Get your bits
02:04Bye, Dad
02:05Bye, mate
02:06What's up?
02:12What's up, Oscar?
02:17Have you realized I'm telling the truth, yeah?
02:20Just give me a chance, all right? We'll sit down and have a chat
02:23So you're gonna say what?
02:24Oh, it wasn't me. I didn't do nothing. I don't even like women
02:29Right, so you're fully on Jasmine's side here
02:31So you know before Dad, the sad little show you do
02:34Please, please don't say you're leaving
02:37All right, I need you, Oscar
02:38I hope Lauren needs you. The boys need you
02:41Lauren's got her own family to worry about
02:43She'll be glad to have her spare room back
02:47Right, so you've just decided. That's it. You're leaving, yeah
02:52Make this any harder you never see me again
02:54Oh, remember that, er, gig we was talking about, er, tickets gone sour tomorrow
03:07Oh, you're unbelievable
03:09I'm lying on my sickbed and you're trying to tap me up for my credit card
03:13I said I'd sort tickets out for the pair of you, didn't I?
03:15Yeah, we're gonna go together
03:18You know, when you're better
03:19Yeah, yeah?
03:20Yeah
03:24Well, why don't you, er, heat up that vending machine
03:27Stop you getting a blood sugar crush
03:34Jack
03:38Listen if something goes wrong, or, I don't know, they don't manage to get it all out then
03:44Stop.
03:45No, no, please.
03:47Of all the blokes I've ever knocked around with her,
03:50I'm so glad I had a baby with you.
03:53Look, just stop worrying. You're gonna be fine, yeah?
03:56Come here.
04:00Listen, I'm gonna go and check. See when they're getting up to you.
04:03I'll be back in a minute.
04:05Hey, hey, hey.
04:15I'll leave if you're gonna get all sobby on me.
04:18I thought you'd stood me up.
04:21Yeah, well, it's tempting though.
04:24I never did like hospitals much.
04:27You and Grant used to wrap me up in cotton wool.
04:32You made me feel like nothing bad could ever happen to you.
04:36And it can't, right?
04:39I might watch.
04:50Oh, this is, um, nice.
04:54So, what's the emergency?
04:57Well, I've spoken with Oscar.
05:00He don't believe a word I'm saying and he's still planning on leaving.
05:03Hmm.
05:04Young love, eh?
05:06Do you know, it's, uh, really hard being right so much of the time.
05:10Well, it's my son, Cindy, all right?
05:11If he leaves with her, she's never gonna let me see him again, is she?
05:13Probably.
05:15What do you mean, what do you mean, probably?
05:17Well, how is that gonna help me?
05:19Look, if you want to get through to Oscar,
05:21you just have to make him see that Jasmine isn't the person that she says she is.
05:25He's in love with her, ain't he?
05:27Then you've got to show him some proof.
05:30I've been thinking if we can get him on our side long enough for him to listen.
05:34I've tried all that.
05:35That was you, I said we, as in you and me.
05:38And the only other person that Oscar cares about apart from Jasmine.
05:43You know half the market's gossiping about you.
05:47Oh.
05:48I'm not sure hanging out with Walford's Scarlet Woman's gonna do your reputation much good.
05:53I can't hear you, you know.
05:55I know.
05:56What?
05:57Is that Mum?
06:04So how are we gonna do this?
06:06Lauren comes home for lunch, and we will be waiting.
06:10Mum, what is it?
06:12Oh!
06:13Have you seen this?
06:15Stale old tar...
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh, that's awful!
06:19Yes, and it is false advertising.
06:21I am anything but old.
06:23It's probably just kids, Mum, I...
06:25Kids, my eye!
06:30Hi.
06:31Sorry.
06:32Um...
06:33How did Phil sink you earlier?
06:35Well, I tend to avoid him first thing,
06:37because he's not really a morning person, is he?
06:39But, um...
06:40He was in good form yesterday at the party.
06:41Yeah, but I don't know.
06:42It just seemed like...
06:44There was something more, somehow.
06:47Well, I'm off to the hospital now.
06:48I mean...
06:49I'll make sure he's on the up and up, and then I'll check in.
06:52Yeah, but...
06:53But try not to tell him that I said anything,
06:55because he gets grumpy when he thinks people care about him.
06:57He does, doesn't he?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Yeah, sure.
07:01See you later.
07:02See ya.
07:03Right, so what's all this?
07:13Oscar and Jasmine.
07:15Right, well, no offence, but...
07:18What's it got to do with you?
07:19I thought you said you were gonna sort things out, Lauren?
07:21I am, I have been.
07:22Well, you ain't done a very good job of it, have you?
07:24I mean, Oscar's still leaving.
07:25What?
07:26No, he ain't.
07:27I've spoken to him.
07:28No, also have I, alright?
07:29He's just admitted it.
07:30Whatever you've said, Lauren, alright?
07:33It obviously don't mean that much, does it?
07:34Not compared to what Jasmine's been filling his head with.
07:39I did sort of have a go at her last night in the Vic.
07:42I just told her to stay away from him.
07:44Oh, yeah, well done, Lauren, yeah.
07:46It's no wonder he don't wanna be here.
07:48Says you, the human wrecking ball.
07:50Anyone that gets too close to you, their lives get ruined.
07:53Let alone if they're related to you.
07:54That is enough, you two.
07:56Just...
07:57Just annoy each other later.
07:59I know Jasmine.
08:01The real Jasmine.
08:03And manipulative and cunning.
08:04Doesn't even cover it.
08:06She's managed to fool everyone else out there.
08:08And unless we tell Oscar the truth...
08:11We could lose him, Lauren.
08:13You know, I keep thinking about the other day at the memorial.
08:17Sort of family we used to be.
08:20I mean, this family's the only thing kicking me head above the water, Lauren.
08:26Always has been.
08:30Well, wasn't it for you?
08:34Well, let's just say...
08:36The enemy of my enemy...
08:38Is my friend.
08:40For a while.
08:41For a while.
08:42Anyway.
08:47What do you need me to do?
08:52I'm sure you won't do this.
08:54Last chance to back out.
08:56You'll be missing out on kitty cuddles.
08:58Yeah.
09:03Minnie Mo's the only one in this family that really likes me.
09:06Sometimes I think she's the only one that's ever really liked me.
09:09Well, apart from you.
09:16Zoe didn't want me.
09:17Anita definitely didn't want me.
09:22It was my brother, actually.
09:24But we got separated.
09:27Separated?
09:28Why?
09:29Well...
09:35It's Lauren.
09:36You don't have to answer that.
09:38Could be important.
09:39Low stress means text.
09:41A voice note.
09:42Important means ring.
09:43I don't mean the rules.
09:46Yo, sis.
09:49You alright?
09:55Yeah, yeah.
09:56Sure, um...
09:58I'll be straight over.
10:01Louie's sick.
10:02She needs to pick him up from school.
10:05She wants me out with Jimmy until Peter gets back.
10:07Babe!
10:08It's fine.
10:09I'll be as quick as I can.
10:10Promise.
10:11Alright?
10:12Just wait by the tube.
10:14I'll call you.
10:16Yeah.
10:17I reckon if we squeeze another two machines in, we could increase productivity by 25%.
10:33I don't know, Ian.
10:34This place has been running itself just fine as it is.
10:36Oh, well.
10:37Can't stand in the way of progress, can you?
10:38Anyway.
10:39You've got to clear a space for your clean and collect bags.
10:43What are you talking about?
10:44Yeah.
10:45We don't collect.
10:46Yeah, you do.
10:47As of Wednesday.
10:48Says so on the poster.
10:50Ian Beale.
10:52That advertisement cost me a flippin' fortune.
10:55And because of you, it's ruined.
10:58Must have been some passing kids.
11:00Don't give me that.
11:01No kid today would say stale old tart.
11:04Well, I don't know what you're getting so high and mighty about.
11:06I spent £100 on those leaflets and for what?
11:08For you to trash them?
11:09You come for my advertising campaign, I will come for yours.
11:13What goes around comes around.
11:14Yeah.
11:15And then it comes around again and your nasty little advert gets spray painted again.
11:19It's all right.
11:20All right.
11:21Enough.
11:22Okay?
11:23Look, I might not know anything about marketing.
11:25But what I do know is you two could be making cash instead of fighting.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Sponsored silence.
11:30He'd make a fortune.
11:32How many loads of sheets and towels should you send out to be cleaned every week?
11:35Right.
11:36Now, if you was to offer her a little discount, right, she might, in return, recommend the
11:42calf or the chippy when she's checking her punters in.
11:45Eh?
11:46We've all had enough of this.
11:48Yeah?
11:49So, make up and start negotiating.
11:52Yeah?
11:53Before word gets round what a pair of toddlers you are, and both your businesses go bust.
12:09Louie isn't sick, is he?
12:13Is it true?
12:15Are you still planning to go away with Jasmine?
12:19Jasmine's waiting as soon as I meet up with her.
12:22We're gone.
12:23I'm sorry.
12:24Lauren, it don't mean I'm not grateful for everything you've done for me.
12:28Stay then.
12:30I told you to follow your gut.
12:32I thought you was going to do the right thing, not just turn around and leave us.
12:36Jasmine needs to go, and I need to be with her.
12:38I'm sorry.
12:39You haven't got a clue who the real Jasmine is.
12:41Yeah, you ain't my family, so stay out of here.
12:43Yeah, but I am.
12:47What, so you and him are in on this together?
12:49The only thing we're in on is trying to do what's best for you.
12:54He's our dad.
12:56We have spent all week coming together trying to be a family again.
12:59Yeah, and then he tried it on with my girlfriend.
13:00No, never.
13:01Dad, if this is going to be another lame remix of
13:03You Mean the World to Me, please give me another chance.
13:05Listen, listen to me, all right?
13:06I know what it's like to be in love.
13:08Yeah, the other person becomes a part of you.
13:10You can't see past them, right?
13:11That's why I know you're not going to believe me over her, are you?
13:15That's why you need proof.
13:23Is she awake? I can't tell.
13:25Well, it can take a while when you don't come round, but...
13:28You see what went well?
13:30I mean, it's weird.
13:31Usually when she's in the room, she can't stop talking.
13:33Well, let's just enjoy that for a minute, shall we?
13:36Oh.
13:37Oi.
13:38I heard that.
13:44You're still here.
13:45I said it would be, didn't I?
13:47I thought you might have whisked Nigel off to Portugal while I was sleeping.
13:52Hmm.
13:53Them drugs must be a lot stronger than we fall.
13:56What, you off on a boy's trip away, are you, Phil?
13:58Yeah, well, she, uh, she seems to think so, doesn't she?
14:02Well, I'm, uh...
14:04I'm glad you're feeling a bit better.
14:06I'll see you at home later, all right?
14:08Hmm.
14:09Thanks, Phil.
14:14Hey.
14:15Hey.
14:18In a bit.
14:22Phil.
14:25Well, I know she's done painkillers, but, uh...
14:27you, Nigel, going to Portugal, that's very specific.
14:31Especially with all the aggravation you've been having with Julia over the care homes.
14:35Just keep your nuts out of my business, yeah?
14:37Hey.
14:38You're a mate, Phil.
14:39You've been good to me.
14:41But the way Nigel's been, this ain't a good idea.
14:46Why?
14:48That's how you want to play, isn't it?
14:50Okay.
15:05Why do you see that?
15:07Sure.
15:09I wasn't sure you'd come.
15:11If someone texts and offers me 3,000 quid, I'm gonna hear him out.
15:15Even if it is you.
15:17I assume you want something in return, yeah?
15:20Yeah.
15:21Talk to Oscar.
15:23Tell him the truth.
15:24Tell him I'm innocent.
15:27No, I'm sorry about yesterday, all right?
15:29I was a bit heavy-handed.
15:31I was just upset about Oscar leaving.
15:33Just as I'm getting to know him again.
15:40You're offering me money?
15:42What, and you're afraid I'm just gonna go buy two plane tickets?
15:45No.
15:46If Oscar wants to go, it's fine.
15:47He can go.
15:49I just rather he didn't thinking I'm capable of something like this.
15:53But family's important, Jasmine.
15:55You know that anyway, right?
15:56You wouldn't have gone through this whole thing with Zoe if you didn't believe that.
15:59You don't know what I went through.
16:00Yeah, but you ain't a machine, are you?
16:03You're human, all right?
16:04You love things.
16:05You want things.
16:06Just like the rest of us.
16:07So?
16:09Look, I love Oscar, all right?
16:11If you two want to go, that's fine, all right?
16:12But I just need your help to put things right with him before you do.
16:17That ain't right, Jasmine, right?
16:18It's not fair.
16:21If Cap finds out you've gone, yeah, she'll be upset.
16:23But you'll call her, wouldn't you?
16:24From anywhere, anywhere in the world.
16:25Speak to her.
16:26Speak to Patrick.
16:28Oscar ain't gonna call me, is he?
16:29Not if you split us up like this.
16:45Listen, you can't be everything to him.
16:49You just can't be.
16:50It's just too much for you.
16:53Oh, about five grand.
16:56About five grand, yeah?
16:57Well, how does that sound?
16:58Yeah, you get yourself set up, yeah?
17:02Please, I'm begging you.
17:06Have you got cash?
17:09Yeah, yeah I have.
17:11Go get it then.
17:27After this, you guys can go to the printers and get in some new leaflets.
17:44Thank you, Army, for showing us how silly we were being.
17:46Yeah, yeah. I mean, we should be supporting each other, not knocking each other down.
17:50See?
17:51Balls while it ends well, eh?
17:54Right, now let's get down to business with the discount you put.
17:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
17:57Hang on.
17:58I don't know how much extra business you're gonna bring me in.
18:00Come on, be fair.
18:01It's gotta be worth my while.
18:0250p off a boil, wash your tight little...
18:04Well, if that is your attitude, I'll take my sheets elsewhere.
18:07Well, from what I've heard, they're only good for the incinerator.
18:10Vile, nasty.
18:11Vain, annoying, oh no!
18:13That's you, isn't it?
18:15Eyes on.
18:16Yeah, well, whatever.
18:17You won't see my next move coming.
18:43And just so we're clear, what is it you want me to tell Oscar?
18:57Just the truth.
18:59Right.
19:00Well, it just sounds like you want me to lie.
19:04Tell him that you're not a human sleaze and that you didn't try it on with me.
19:08I'm sorry, why are you doing this?
19:11Well, it's just lies.
19:13Lies, lies and more lies.
19:14What, in the name of saving your relationship?
19:16Which is a total joke, by the way.
19:20If you really cared about Oscar, you would have shown up for him over the years.
19:24But you didn't, did you?
19:27You are not fit to be a dad.
19:30You are a sperm donor, at best.
19:33What, and here you are, trying to get me to lie for you.
19:36It's sick.
19:37Why are you saying all this?
19:38I don't want your money.
19:40I don't want to lie to the person I love.
19:44I don't want to be like you.
19:47Oscar and I, we are different.
19:51Is that it?
19:52Yeah?
19:53You said it, old man.
19:54Oscar, she's lying, alright?
19:55Trust me.
19:56You said I'd get proof and I have.
19:58Proof you ain't worth my time, I'm done with you.
20:01Oscar.
20:02Oscar, just wait, will ya?
20:06You're having him on the phone.
20:11That's old school.
20:12I was pretty sure you'd make a recording.
20:15You know, work out the old branding classics.
20:18Oscar's told me everything about you and your tragic little family.
20:25I win.
20:27Why are you still here?
20:38I told George he must have it wrong, cos there ain't no way Phil is gonna risk getting banged up again.
20:44You know what Lexi is going through without her dad.
20:50So what, you gonna really let Albie and Raymond go through that as well?
20:54I ain't getting banged up, alright?
20:55You don't know that.
20:57Julie is Nigel's wife.
20:59It ain't up to you to take him to Portugal or wherever Phil.
21:04Phil, you know I'm right.
21:06You've got your own life to think about.
21:08And Nigel, Nigel ain't got a life at all.
21:09Not anymore.
21:10He hated him that care.
21:11And all Julie's about, all she's about, she's just waiting for him to die.
21:15Oh that's not fair.
21:16And I gave my word to Nigel.
21:18I promised him that I'd be there for him.
21:19Right until the end, you know?
21:21Not until, not until he, he couldn't recognise me anymore.
21:24Not until he, it didn't suit me anymore.
21:26But until the very end.
21:27And the last time I checked, he, well he ain't dead yet.
21:30This is wrong.
21:31Look, I know, I know you've got good intentions.
21:34But for you, for Nigel, this is wrong.
21:38This is what Nigel wants.
21:39He don't know what he wants anymore, Phil.
21:41Look, I'm sorry it hurts you, but I'm...
21:43Just, just get out, alright?
21:44Just get out.
21:45Look Phil, just listen to me.
21:47Just get out, listen, you ain't my wife, alright?
21:49You ain't my wife, you ain't even my friend.
21:51So just get out.
21:52Out.
21:53Out.
21:57You and Nigel.
22:00Round here.
22:02You are surrounded by people who would bend over backwards to help.
22:07And what you got in Portugal?
22:10Right?
22:11When things get bad.
22:14When you're struggling.
22:16Are you gonna call?
22:19And all this, this, it's just the old Phil.
22:23The Phil that thinks he can handle it all by himself.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Oh.
22:29Remind me again.
22:30How did that work out?
22:34That's pathetic little plan didn't work for what you want to know before I leave Walford.
22:48Oscar, wait.
22:49Can you just please think about the boys a minute?
22:52They love you so much and I know you love them back.
22:55Sorry, she's playing you, Oscar.
22:56This is enough.
22:57Can we just go?
22:58I just...
22:59I wanna say that I'm really sorry how I spoke to you yesterday.
23:03It was out of order.
23:05And you're Oscar's girlfriend, sir.
23:08I should have more respect.
23:10You two wanna be together, I get it.
23:15But it's just the fact that you ran over there on the promise of a few grand.
23:19So you two must know that you're not gonna get very far without any cash.
23:24Just stick around for a bit.
23:27You could spend some time with the boys.
23:29Let the dust settle with Dad.
23:31And if you still really wanna go when everybody's less upset, then fine.
23:37You know, I'll do what I can to help.
23:39Could take us weeks to find work.
23:41We'll be on the streets by then.
23:42It's not gonna get to that, baby.
23:44We're gonna work this out, okay?
23:45I don't know what she's saying.
23:46It makes sense.
23:50Let Dad in the house.
23:52We'll mouth off again at Jasmine and I'm gone straight away.
23:54Understand?
24:02Nice apology.
24:04Considering you didn't mean a word of it.
24:06Well, here's something I do mean, then.
24:08Stick around.
24:10Or I will go straight over to the Vic.
24:13And I will tell Kat all about your little plans.
24:15Oscar hates me.
24:22Didn't be gone by the morning.
24:23He must realize what Jasmine's like.
24:25Maybe he just doesn't care.
24:27Max!
24:28What do you want?
24:29What, you can't have kicked me when I'm down, have you?
24:30Lauren's persuaded Oscar to stay.
24:32I just wanted you to know that this isn't over.
24:35That any tiny part of me that felt sorry for you...
24:38I don't know if it was too much.
24:39Maybe he just doesn't care.
24:40Max!
24:41What do you want?
24:44What do you want?
24:52What, you can't have kicked me when I'm down, have you?
24:54Lauren's persuaded Oscar to stay.
24:58I just wanted you to know that this isn't over.
25:01That any tiny part of me that felt sorry for you,
25:06or that might have persuaded Oscar to stay in touch after we'd gone,
25:11is dead.
25:14Well done, Lauren.
25:21At least one of the Brannins is pulling their weight around.
25:24Well, I tried. What else can I do?
25:26You can remember who you're dealing with and get smarter.
25:30Mind you, I don't think she saw you.
25:33The last two people she'd expect to be working together.
25:41How was your day with Yolanda?
25:43Yeah, good.
25:44Yeah? I like Yolanda.
25:47Listen, you know, uh, how you and me were talking, you know, about going on a little adventure.
25:55An adventure? Just you and me?
25:56Yeah, yeah, just you and me to, uh, to Portugal. Do you remember?
26:00Portugal, yeah, right.
26:02Well, do you think that that's something that he'd like to do?
26:08Yeah. Why not?
26:11Do you understand what I'm saying?
26:14I'm talking about us not, you know, us not living here anymore.
26:18Yeah, yeah. Sounds fun.
26:25Nigel, I need you to, that I know that you understand, you know, that, that, that that's what you want, you know?
26:33Hmm. Well, um, well, you, you know me better than anyone else. What do you think?
26:41What do I think?
26:42What do I think?
26:44What do I think? I think, I think, I think you deserve better than just sitting on a chair in the corner of a room.
26:53Because if all you're thinking about is, is the bad taste, then you might not have any more good ones.
27:05I'd like some more good ones, please.
27:07Yeah.
27:10It's, it's never too late for an adventure, is it, eh?
27:15And, uh, I promise.
27:19Promise is a promise.
27:23Listen, that'd be the taxi, all right?
27:29I'll tell them we'd be five minutes.
27:30All right.
27:36Mark.
27:38Shut the door.
27:47Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:53Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:54Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:54Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:55Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:55Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:55Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:56Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:57Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:57Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:58Hello, Uncle Phil.
27:58Hello, Uncle Phil.
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