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00:02Hello.
00:03Well, thanks for coming, everyone.
00:05It's all right.
00:06Lovely, isn't it, eh? Get everyone together.
00:08Yeah, everyone, just find a seat where you can.
00:10You know, they eat the other side upstairs, haven't you?
00:14It was ages since we last had a big family dinner there.
00:17Mmm, boy snacks.
00:19Leave once.
00:20Turn the volume down.
00:21Dog horn.
00:22Oh, really?
00:23Did you bring the gravy?
00:24Yeah, yeah, it's in the bag.
00:25Is Lauren coming off to work?
00:27Doesn't she remember she's bringing dessert, yeah?
00:28Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:32Oh, er, cat bits and crisps from the pub in the back.
00:34Oh, nice, thank you.
00:35Oh, I've done the potatoes, you just need to eat them up.
00:37Real hero there, father.
00:40Right, well, I think wine's in order.
00:41What three bottles?
00:42Oh, yeah, it's been a long week.
00:44Er, yeah, you know, just work, life.
00:47Yeah, well, my exes are my daughter.
00:49So, let's pop this bottle and numb the pain.
00:51Yeah, you don't pop a nice white wine, though.
00:54This beauty's from the answer.
00:56Mmm, don't know, not the answer.
00:57Actually, I've always loved the Al's Ass.
00:59Yeah, can you imagine non-Al's Ass wine?
01:02I'll happily drink it on my own.
01:03Oh, never said that.
01:04Alright, everyone, what's the glass?
01:06Do you want glass?
01:06Oh, yes, please.
01:07Er, no.
01:08Absolutely not.
01:09Oh, okay, er, bags of Chelsea's glass.
01:11Ah, you got it.
01:11Oscar.
01:12Oscar.
01:13Just relax.
01:15It's a Sunday lunch, yeah?
01:16Yeah, I know, don't be old and weird.
01:40You'll be playing that.
01:44Yeah, doctor said it's fine.
01:45Plus, it's a good distraction.
01:47okay just keep an eye on him yeah yes excuse me but why is my woman doing her own nails
01:54desperate times oh come on desperate i can chat to mark you know get some more work
02:00oh it's too dangerous he's got no idea i'm informing you need to start looking for some
02:05other work okay have something lined up yeah yeah yeah all in on you know i've got some stuff
02:10i want to put last thing actually finney i've seen some great business opportunities really
02:15in time okay well that's great what are they leave it to me
02:24and book a mail appointment
02:30but are you for real what i was finning
02:45you said you weren't interested i'm not it it just feels wrong ignoring it so what you're gonna break
02:50into someone's house of course not johnny but if someone doesn't do something then ben's gonna get
02:53an even longer center why do you care so much about that ben got himself into this
02:57hang on
02:59yeah we're fine
03:00go on
03:03callum's busy
03:12this has come from the bags
03:15is this you
03:18i don't even know where to start explaining to you as stupid that is
03:23oh then who's
03:25oh what back was it in i just brought those bags in from the table didn't i
03:28no
03:30when's dinner
03:30uh yeah if you're hungry mate just you know grab a banana or something eh
03:35um are you free to talk after
03:38of course we are
03:43it's really in
03:44oh i don't think it'd be that stupid to make that mistake
03:46he just said he wants to talk to you
03:48yeah but he probably just wants another going for his console or something
03:52meanwhile
03:53there's a two women in there on the sofa
03:55who's up being sick this morning
03:57and
03:59she's just refused a glass of wine
04:01joseley
04:01oh i didn't even think she was seeing anybody
04:05oh we need to ask her don't we
04:07talk to it darling you don't just go up to a woman and say
04:10are you pregnant
04:11can you talk to her then
04:12i don't know what's going on
04:14i want to see if she's got a clue
04:16who the father is that sort of thing yeah
04:19you just worry about the cooking
04:21you've got the five thousands of feed in there
04:24and i'll figure out
04:26i have something to say
04:31sorry i uh need this for tonight
04:33taking johnny for dinner
04:35oh even after your tiff
04:37earlier
04:38oh it's just a misunderstanding
04:41please callum
04:41but he won't talk to me
04:43and i'm worried about him
04:46ben sent me a message from president
04:47he wants me to help him
04:49what the hell
04:50it doesn't matter
04:51i'm not doing it
04:52ben's my past
04:53are you sure about that
04:57i mean from what i hear
04:58you're off visiting him every other weekend
05:00so lexi can see her dad yeah
05:08divorce papers
05:10i signed him
05:10i'm processing
05:12can't you see how this is making johnny feel
05:14johnny's got nothing to worry about
05:16he understands
05:16i don't want you
05:17breaking his heart
05:18all right you're his person
05:20please don't string him along
05:22if you don't mean it
05:22all with respect linda
05:23it's none of your business
05:35all right
05:36uh can i have
05:38all your diamonds please
05:40oh bad day
05:41oh no not yet
05:42but i'm on my way to a family lunch
05:43so there's still time
05:45will you come back if it kicks off
05:47it's a dead ear on a sunday
05:49don't you fancy giving car sales a go do you
05:51what jay got i could do with the extra pair of hands
05:54oi
05:54just trying to punch myself
05:55listen i won't worry about it kath
05:57i don't know the first thing about cars
05:59cakes on the other hand
06:00an expert
06:03oi
06:04mark
06:04you were looking for work
06:06someone's got a job offer for you
06:07i'm doing this fine for myself thank you
06:09what sitting in here all day
06:10when you're fine playing solitaire
06:13don't fancy it
06:15not a job
06:17i'm married thank you
06:19lucky man
06:22he's like his dad's side of the family
06:24what what
06:27kath
06:28okay what can i get you
06:29have you got a minute
06:34fill her up
06:36oscar it's my turn
06:37no way cheer
06:38it's just because i'm unbelievable at this
06:40to be fair i better report when i'm drunk
06:43i'm just going to do you want to just slow down
06:49for far we just want to speed up
06:51i've run out of all can someone go to shop
06:53yeah i'll go
06:53thanks
06:54get some beers
06:55this wine's giving me a bellyache
06:56you're not supposed to down it
06:57see you there
06:58i'm gonna go
06:59very well
06:59do you smell us
07:01uh no
07:01very well
07:02hang on
07:03can i worry you
07:09what
07:11there was a pregnancy test
07:13in the bag
07:14with the shopping
07:15shut up
07:16who's is it
07:18oh well i thought it was yours
07:20oh well that would be an immaculate conception
07:22well you've been ill all day
07:24yeah because i had too many margaritas last night
07:28are you eavesdropping
07:30i'm not
07:31oh we just need to support you
07:34no she's not
07:35pregnant
07:36what
07:37really
07:38no
07:39who is
07:40i'm getting sick
07:50how can you walk about like you ain't really young girl's life
07:54come on max
07:55don't pretend you're a saint
07:56you were the one who stole the phone on the first place
07:58yeah but now i've got a ride to oscar
07:59he's in bits
08:00yeah well at least he's away from that poisonous
08:02thing
08:03no you're right
08:04no she's innocent
08:06no she's innocent
08:07no she's innocent
08:07who's your daughter
08:08you should know better than anyone cindy
08:09what it's like to be about your kids
08:15so
08:16what
08:17if we don't get a usb stick thing out of this house then
08:20then get us another conviction
08:22and that'll come with an additional sentence
08:29i'll try to bring in phil but he's not answering and he's not at home
08:32right sir
08:33what are we gonna do
08:34i'm doing nothing
08:36i want absolutely no part of this
08:38he came to you for a reason
08:40and that's why i can't be with him
08:41i'm not spending the rest of my days waiting for some pretty bloke to appear around the corner with bad
08:45news
08:46then why are you here
08:48because i thought you deserved to know
08:51look i don't owe ben anything
08:53gas
08:53he's not here with me or his daughter because it's something he did
08:56i'm more than just being misused
09:06oh sorry
09:07away with the fairies
09:10don't play nice tim
09:11i know you're threatening to pull your investment if callum don't get dirt on some bloke for you
09:15look
09:16i went to callum
09:17because i thought he'd be willing to help me
09:18no sorry
09:19help johnny with my funding
09:21but suddenly he's decided to play earlier than that
09:24you don't even know callum
09:25right he's a good man
09:27how has this bloke got your entire family under his spell
09:30i've known him since he was a little boy
09:32he might not be perfect but he has a good heart
09:34oh come on
09:37johnny's told me the stories
09:38married to a gangster
09:40caught up in crime
09:41cheated on his fiance and his so-called ex-husband
09:44you're in
09:45we'll see you later
09:48what does that mean
09:51wait
09:57i told you it was lily didn't i
09:59okay let's just wait and sort this until after you've realized
10:03we've got to go for this again
10:04i can check
10:05just stay calm until after the tip of the coat
10:08right the kids have gone through three packs of sausage rolls already
10:11well at least they're behaving eh
10:23so uh potato spot on
10:25gravy sensational
10:27but the chicken was on the dry side
10:30mmm
10:30oi
10:31don't be ungrateful
10:32uncle jack has been working in the kitchen all day
10:34yeah the chicken was well nice
10:35yes it was perfect
10:37oh family bias
10:39not true
10:40wiki wouldn't lie to me would you
10:43you always tell me something if you needed to wouldn't you
10:46that's a very intense thing to say uncle jack
10:49you did actually need to talk to you about something
10:54well yeah
10:54yeah
11:00you don't have to do this
11:02what's happening
11:04do you want us to go
11:05bloody jill
11:06no no
11:07it's piping hot tea i need to know it
11:10why you all being weird
11:11it's okay wiki
11:13you can trust us
11:20okay good
11:21because um
11:21we need to ask you for something
11:27look we
11:28we're open to borrow some money
11:30a couple hundred quid
11:31we need to buy a new pad for darling
11:35come on
11:38we found a test
11:42test?
11:43yeah and you were sick earlier darling
11:46yeah
11:55do you not think i'm pregnant
11:58are you
11:59obviously not
12:00i was sick because you made me eat that wasabi pea
12:02oh yeah
12:02she thought it was a sweet
12:08there's no time yet
12:09i'm not a dirty
12:11she's a clever girl
12:13the nurse can get pregnant too denise
12:15wait amy's pregnant
12:17no hang on we don't know that
12:18i've never seen his pregnancy
12:19that's all i need
12:21okay i'm gonna call you
12:21no you're not
12:22because i'm gonna call you
12:23god's sake stop it
12:28it's mine
12:32all i'm doing is letting cullen show us who he really is
12:36what by
12:36setting up
12:37some sort of
12:38test
12:39so when we
12:40he passes
12:41and all is well with the world
12:43or
12:44he proves finally that as ill as he is and always has been
12:47with venom
12:50what are you getting out of this
12:52i don't like when people say no to me
12:56especially hypocrites
12:58my son ends up getting hurt because of all this
13:01no one's getting hurt
13:03it's just a toast
13:04what happens is it's entirely up to canon
13:14you can thank me later
13:18i didn't mean to leave it in the shopping
13:20why were you looking anyway
13:21i picked three bags up took them into the kitchen
13:23they must have fallen out
13:24all right
13:24it was an accident
13:25obviously
13:29knocked out by a panacea
13:30they're living rich
13:32nice work
13:33okay one
13:34i don't know if i actually am pregnant
13:37and two
13:37that's not why women have kids
13:39idiot
13:39how else can you explain my sister marrying peter boy
13:43hey
13:43where's the life here you're hot for your pool
13:45you're drinking
13:47i've barely touched it
13:48okay penny are you sure that you want to talk about this
13:50because i'm not sure it's actually any of our business
13:52when was you planning on taking it
13:54you know
13:56did you know for you
13:57joe
13:58i don't know anything
14:00denise is right
14:00look this is none of your business
14:01so can you all just back off please
14:03you're seriously not going to take it
14:05what now
14:06uh yeah
14:07okay right
14:08can we all stop
14:09i'm so sorry penny
14:10just take it
14:11yeah we might be about to welcome a new family member
14:13yeah this is exciting
14:14do it
14:15do it
14:16do it
14:18do it
14:19do it
14:20feel free to ignore these idiots
14:22because they're just lightweight and embarrassing
14:24penny just take it
14:26oh time wasted
14:29okay fine
14:31i'll do it
14:32woo
14:32you have to help me upstairs
14:34you
14:37can you not
14:39please
14:43what's this about
14:44i can't believe you've read my mum and all this stuff with bing
14:46hang on
14:47i haven't dragged anyone into anything
14:50she's his mum and she deserves to know he's in trouble
14:51you know i knew there was something going on
14:54he was so distracted the last time we spoke
14:57and now
14:58he wants to break out of someone's house
15:00and get rid of everything
15:01just when i don't have any other choice do i
15:02this says we've got till tonight
15:04hang on
15:04i can't
15:05who's seriously going to do this
15:07make my mum a little criminal
15:08shut up here then
15:09kathy
15:09please don't do this
15:10i have to can
15:11he would not have reached out unless he was desperate
15:14and god knows what he's done
15:16have you read it
15:18decades he could be gone
15:20and what would that do to lexi
15:22i mean
15:23lola's gone
15:23now jay
15:24she's already hanging on by a thread
15:26bless her
15:27and what about me
15:29i might not even be there if he ever gets out
15:32he put himself in his position
15:34and if ben goes away for another ten years
15:37lexi won't see her down until she's in her twenties
15:39this will break her
15:41it's too dangerous
15:44then help me gallum
15:46look if you love lexi don't you
15:48well then do this for her
15:50not ben
15:55if i help you
15:57you do exactly as i say
15:59i can make sure that we don't get caught
16:02and if this is gonna happen
16:04i'm coming
16:04we're definitely gonna get caught if we all show up
16:06and we're first signing out
16:07i'm getting me and my mum out of there
16:17this is boring
16:19why are you like this
16:21why are you lame
16:22be nice
16:32so
16:35false alarm
16:39you alright
16:41thank god
16:44uncle jay
16:45what
16:46look we've got the answer so let's just move on please
16:49shall i get the next bottle
16:56so then
16:57i've seen a lot of places in the area
16:59i've got a good price
17:00to turn into rentals
17:01not a good time to buy rent
17:03no no no
17:03you don't see the bigger picture
17:04this is a
17:05it's a long term gain situation
17:06you mean risky
17:07look if you invest
17:08it'll give us the opportunity to scale the business up
17:10us
17:10yeah i know i know i've been away from all the business stuff
17:13but i can help manage the investments
17:14and i think together we can really make something big
17:17brother you know my mum can't have you in the box
17:19it's not worth risking the adoption
17:22yeah
17:23yeah
17:23yeah yeah of course
17:25i just thought i should go to family first you know
17:27but i can
17:27i can go to the investors
17:28sweet
17:29this is about money
17:31if you need
17:32help
17:34help
17:34don't come up
17:38you are gonna regret this decision
17:40i'll give you that
17:40yeah
17:41yeah
17:42right i'll catch you later
17:43right
17:43sweet
17:53i can't believe we're actually doing this
17:55oh
17:55go home if you want to
17:57what i'll leave you to it
17:58oh what you're a pro at this now are you
18:00oh i'm sorry i'm not a criminal man
18:02i mean
18:02i could try and be a little bit more like your place
18:04i mean
18:05shut up ian
18:16in
18:17obviously not
18:28i'll shoot the area
18:28it's all clear
18:29right
18:31you can say and be look out
18:33you're coming with me
18:34well we can both leave if you'd like alan
18:36oh just get on with it
18:38come on please
19:07hey
19:09he hasn't even signed the divorce papers
19:11he hasn't even signed the divorce papers
19:11it's not anything to do is it
19:12whether you want a divorce or not
19:15but he loves you
19:16yeah
19:17you can trust that
19:22look me and alan
19:23we're fine
19:24we're good
19:25okay
19:28do you want a drink
19:29can we talk about something else
19:30sure
19:32truce
19:33can i have a knowledge juice please tell him
19:40wow
19:42i'll tell you what
19:43someone's got some money
19:43and wants people to know about it
19:44just focus yeah
19:45you take that side
19:46i'll take this
19:47oh
19:51what am i doing
19:52you're looking for a silver usb stick
19:54check cupboards
19:55tables
19:55desks
19:55just hurry up
19:56there
19:58there
20:13so
20:14i could
20:27Oh no, Ian
20:30Ian, we need to get out
20:31We found it
20:32No, we've been set up
20:33What?
20:34Get out of there
20:35Wait, wait
20:37Welcome to NewsHour
20:39Door raids right across the street
20:4224 is looking so good
20:54Come on, shut up Ian
21:09What's this?
21:10I wanted to make you a nice meal
21:11Say thanks for the nail
21:14Ooh, very nice
21:16What are we having?
21:19Er...
21:19Pasta bake
21:21Do you sort out any work then?
21:23Yes
21:24All in and
21:26You didn't, did you?
21:28Ian
21:29I know when you're lying, babe
21:31Plus he keeps saying all in hand
21:33Which makes me think it's definitely not
21:35I spoke to Vinnie
21:36To get back into the property business
21:38He said no
21:39Well, they're still worried about me
21:42Jeopardising adoption
21:42But that's only one avenue I've tried
21:44In the meantime
21:46Anymore?
21:47Well
21:48I might be able to help
21:49Rob
21:50Rhea?
21:51Lauren's looking for someone at the car lot
21:55Fuck
21:55Old guys
21:57Two randoms
21:57Yeah
21:58They even have to sit at the desk and everything
22:01There's more ways
22:03To step up for us than just muscle
22:04Yeah?
22:07Yeah
22:09Yeah
22:09Yeah
22:09Yeah
22:11Yeah
22:12Yeah
22:12Yeah
22:12Yeah
22:12Yeah
22:13Yeah
22:14Yeah
22:16Yeah
22:16Pick up the pace, Peter
22:17There's a tube to central in four minutes
22:19I feel like I should go home
22:20I can't leave alone
22:21I go to a club
22:21She literally said she wanted you out of the house
22:23I don't know, mate, but
22:25What?
22:26What?
22:26Bro, come on, that was so awkward with Penny's prego test
22:28And I'm already not having a good time
22:31Come on, we drown my sorrows
22:32What are you doing?
22:33What are you doing?
22:34What are you doing?
22:34What are you doing?
22:35Well, we're a messy one though
22:36Because we've got to start early in the morning, haven't we?
22:38Yeah, boy
22:39Get off your thing for yourself
22:40Get off!
22:41Get off!
22:42Get off!
22:43Go on
22:48Thanks
22:50Thanks
22:51Thanks
23:10Kenny!
23:11Get me away!
23:12Why would you like to me?
23:12There's a million reasons why we might do that
23:15What?
23:18Is privacy illegal in this family?
23:19Okay
23:20Let's have a proper chat
23:21I'll make some tea
23:23Alright?
23:24Why would you say it was negative?
23:26I saw your face
23:28How freaked out you were
23:30What?
23:31So many other dads are happy to have another grandkid on the scene
23:34Charlie's, you're worried
23:35But as soon as it's me
23:36It looked like you were going to pass out
23:38No!
23:39I was just in shock
23:41You know, I thought it was Ricky again and then
23:43Yeah, all your other kids
23:44Before you even remembered I existed
23:45No!
23:46Yeah, now it's your adult daughter
23:47What?
23:48I was just worried
23:49Alright?
23:50I didn't think it was going to be you
23:51Yeah, you weren't expecting me to be able to have a baby
23:53Like this
23:56Yeah
23:57What are you worried?
23:58I can't do
24:01Penny
24:02Penny
24:03Penny
24:03Penny
24:04Penny
24:05Penny
24:05Penny
24:15Penny
24:16Penny
24:38No, Callum?
24:40Tim, I know you're annoyed, okay?
24:41But there's got to be another way I can help you.
24:49What's happened?
24:50Let's just get right to it.
24:52I've got CCTV of Callum and some old bloke breaking into my house.
24:56What?
24:56You broke into his house?
24:57What is he talking about?
24:58Message from Ben.
24:59It weren't for you, he set me up.
25:00Yeah, but why did you break into his house?
25:05No, you promised me.
25:06You promised me you weren't going to go through with it.
25:08Do you mean I did it for Lexi?
25:13Funny, is it what he's really wanted?
25:15So what, what, who, my life, me, all in your life?
25:17I'm not going breaking into people's houses.
25:20But maybe your friends at the police don't have to know about this.
25:24If you're willing to get me the information I need.
25:31We'll stop.
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