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00:00This program is rated TVMAL and is intended for mature audiences.
00:11Viewer discretion is advised.
00:15The Miss Pat Show is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
00:22Y'all ever heard the saying, if you know better, you'll do better?
00:25But all it takes is that one right person to tell you to do the wrong damn thing.
00:31Now you out here looking like a fucking fool.
00:34Like when your friend told you that tight ass suit look good.
00:38Now you at the club with the sleeves so fucking tight, y'all.
00:41Look like a blood pressure cup.
00:44Get some scissors and cut that shit off.
00:47Let's get this fucking show started.
00:52We don't need to have a lot of money.
00:55We don't need to have a surreal good time.
00:58And we ain't got to leave in the morning.
01:01The whole day just you and I.
01:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07Terry, I'm going to need you to stop making babies with Casper.
01:12Oh.
01:14What the hell are you wearing, baby?
01:16Oh, babe, James has come to visit.
01:17This is our outfit from our singing duo back in the day.
01:20Ah.
01:21And why does it say WAP on it?
01:23You got a pussy in your pocket?
01:25Well, no, Denise, you know when me and James get together, we got to hit our doo-wop.
01:31See what I'm saying? He bring the doo, I bring the yop.
01:34So you just gonna let your husband walk around with WAP on his jacket?
01:38Look, look, I was WAP before Cardi B, okay?
01:41Oh, my God, you're making it worse.
01:43Oh, listen, listen, I need y'all ladies to help me clean up, okay?
01:46Because I plan on beating James in the chili cook-off tonight, yeah?
01:51Uh, oh, hell no, I'm not feeling good. My gallbladder's fucking up.
01:54And so, uh, it hurt really bad. I ain't gonna be able to do that.
01:58Okay, if it ain't the girl who pried gallbladder, I ain't cleaning shit up for Terry's friend, okay?
02:06And why I gotta clean when James is so dirty.
02:09Well, who dirty? What you talking about?
02:12You know she ain't never liked James.
02:14Well, don't start with that, Denise.
02:15That man has always been a creepy, pee-pee-ass nigger.
02:20My friend ain't no creepier than you.
02:22I am not a creep. I'm a freak.
02:27What's the difference?
02:28Well, a freak is only gonna freak when they feel like freaky.
02:32But a creep, he gonna creep even if he creeping by pizza.
02:36So you're saying James is a creep and I just missed it for 30 years?
02:41Come on, Denise. James is like damn family.
02:44And family be the worst ones.
02:45Hey, look, James used to get messed up a lot back in the day, but he's sober now.
02:50He settled down, he got married, he even got kids.
02:52Some ugly-ass kids, too.
02:56That's probably him.
02:58Denise, please try to be nice this weekend, yes?
03:01Terry, just open the damn door.
03:03All right.
03:03That's my boy, Duke.
03:12That's my nigga, what?
03:14Duke-Wah.
03:15Oh, I wish I would've died in the hospital.
03:19Come on, it's time to go.
03:21It's a mid-class show.
03:24All right, ladies and gentlemen, on my left, the returning chili-weight champ, Terry Garson.
03:31Yeah, that's my daddy.
03:33And on my right, the very dark-skinned Gordon Ramsay, fresh off his TV win, James Freeman.
03:41What the truth?
03:43Now, y'all just wait till y'all taste this new seasoning mix I put together for the restaurant.
03:47Magic, moist mix.
03:49Shit so wet, make you want to slip the condom off.
03:54Brandon, how we doing to those vegetables?
03:56I said we coming along pretty weird.
03:57I said, how we doing to those vegetables, Private?
03:59Almost there, sir!
04:00Almost gets men killed in wars, ho-jah!
04:03What happened?
04:04What?
04:05We just died because you didn't cut them peppers fast enough.
04:07I'm dying.
04:08Are you crying, Private?
04:09No, it's the onion.
04:13Well, sometime I think we should send Junebug ass to military school.
04:17I live with you.
04:18I go to war every day.
04:20Say, Junebug, what's this I hear about you being on house arrest?
04:26It's a long story.
04:28Get your fucking foot off my tail.
04:31And it's not a long story.
04:32This dummy got drunk, stole my car, and wrecked it.
04:36The end.
04:38What was you thinking, boy?
04:39Probably the same thing you be thinking when you get sloppy drunk.
04:43Denise.
04:43Well, I've been sober for six years now, baby.
04:47Then why you brought that bottle of wine?
04:49It's for the chili recipe.
04:50Well, wouldn't a sober nigga make sober chili?
04:55Oh, look at that Junebug!
04:58You motherfuck, he didn't count it again!
05:02Fuck you get so good at Domino's, little nigga.
05:06You left me in jail for two days.
05:08I'm a goondale.
05:11So how's it feel to be famous, Uncle James?
05:12He ain't famous, he just cook on TV.
05:15It's a hit TV show, Pat.
05:17Yeah.
05:18He's a big TikTok chef, too, Mom.
05:20I see Unk all up and down my timeline.
05:23Ladies love him.
05:24Them bitches just be hungry.
05:28You know, I love my fans, but you got to be careful nowadays.
05:32They always in my DMs talking about they got a chili bean I can flick.
05:37Chili bean?
05:39That's the clip, Mom.
05:42Who said that?
05:50See, that's why I let my wife run my social media, just so I don't get in no trouble.
05:54Huh.
05:55Smart.
05:56Kind of like a certified coochie repellent.
05:57And I'm happy to see that you're doing so well.
06:01You know, if this was back in the day, you would have handled all this success much differently, huh?
06:05Whoo.
06:06Who are you telling?
06:07You know, I'm just grateful that God let me grow into a new and improved man.
06:11The portion!
06:12Oh, my God, Brandon, are you shaking black pepper?
06:18And so, let's end here for today.
06:23How about we continue to delve into all about love for one more week since it seems to be a class paper?
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30There's something wrong, Ms. Carson.
06:34Uh, no.
06:35Nothing's wrong.
06:37Uh, okay.
06:39It's just, if black women's literature is as expansive as you say it is, then why have we only been focusing on bell hooks?
06:48Oh.
06:48You don't like bell hooks?
06:50I love bell hooks.
06:51It's just, I thought we would have moved on by now.
06:55Okay.
06:56You care to share what we should have moved on to?
06:58Oh, yeah, sure.
07:00How about Adrienne Marie Brown?
07:05Mmm, Christina Sharpe?
07:08You mean contemporary writers?
07:09I mean cutting edge.
07:11Progressive.
07:12The now.
07:13Look, we shouldn't be limited to social media surface levels of black literature.
07:18Woo!
07:19I'm sorry.
07:20You know this, right?
07:21Oh, it's not that moment.
07:25Okay.
07:26Look, I'm not trying to make a scene, okay?
07:28I'm just saying we deserve to...
07:29Class dismissed.
07:32Accept you, Ms. Carson.
07:35Look, you're still gonna help me ride my pipe if he kick you out, right?
07:39Check me out.
07:41Bye, Mr. Fine.
07:43I mean, Mr. DeWalt.
07:48Um...
07:49Professor, I am so sorry if I...
07:50If I was out of line, I really didn't mean any disrespect.
07:53I'll just send it in an email next time.
07:59I'm sorry.
08:00Have a good day.
08:03You know, I like the way you think, Ms. Carson.
08:05Say what now?
08:08I said I like the way you think.
08:14See, most of my students, they take my class now and they just stare and watch me talk.
08:20I needed that feedback, so thank you.
08:25Also, you mentioned a lot of really great authors.
08:28Um, if you don't mind, I would love a few more suggestions.
08:30You can start at the beginning.
08:36Ms. Carson?
08:39Ms. Carson!
08:40Oh, I'm sorry.
08:42God stopped time for a moment.
08:44I'm, uh...
08:45Sorry, but what were you saying?
08:47Authors.
08:48Authors.
08:49Authors, right.
08:50Right.
08:51What's up, y'all?
08:52It's your favorite chef here with my favorite family.
08:54Say, hey, Pat.
08:55What's up, y'all?
08:56It's Ms. Pat!
08:58And I'm goon bug, you know.
09:00I'm fresh out.
09:00Shut up.
09:01Ain't nothing goon about you.
09:03All right, everybody.
09:05Light the ceremonial flame.
09:08Chili bones!
09:10Chili bo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo.
09:18Shut the mic!
09:19Look at your chili vanilla, shut the fuck up.
09:23I'm homie.
09:24Do we have to wear these blindfolds?
09:26Yeah, I'd like to see what I'm putting in my mouth.
09:28Since when?
09:30All right, y'all, just bring it on,
09:32because we already know who's going to win.
09:34Terry, because my brother-in-law makes the best chili in the state.
09:37And ain't no TikTok chef going to make me change my mind.
09:40Silence!
09:41Let the tasting begin.
09:42Pat, you're up first.
09:45Make me proud, baby.
09:47Hey, no interference.
09:48All right.
09:49Where the bowl at?
09:53Where the bowl at?
09:55Give it to me.
09:57I can do it.
09:58Put it in my mouth.
09:59Here.
10:02The fuck are you doing?
10:04What the fuck are you feeling about my ears for?
10:06Hold still.
10:07Okay, would y'all just come the fuck off?
10:08Just stick me in my mouth.
10:09All right, stop, stop, stop, stop.
10:10I got it.
10:11Damn.
10:12All right, Mom.
10:14Yes, son.
10:15Here's A.
10:16Okay.
10:21Mm.
10:23Oh.
10:24Huh?
10:24All right.
10:25Mm-hmm.
10:26Now here is B.
10:32Which one's your favorite?
10:34B.
10:34No.
10:36A.
10:36May.
10:36Oh, stop right there.
10:37You got that?
10:38I got it.
10:39Joomba, you up next.
10:40All right.
10:40Oh, you remember this Joomba?
10:43I used to feel you like a little baby.
10:45You know, you know, you know, what, what, what, what?
10:47Okay, you're embarrassing yourself.
10:48Give me a spoon.
10:50Here's A.
10:50Okay.
11:02All right.
11:02Next.
11:03Cool.
11:04Yep.
11:05Here.
11:07This B.
11:07B.
11:21Oh.
11:23Ooh.
11:23Now, please, take us home.
11:26You know I will, T.
11:27All right, Auntie.
11:28Okay, come on.
11:29Here's your spoon.
11:32Here is A.
11:33Right here.
11:34Right here.
11:35Right there.
11:35Almost there.
11:36Right there.
11:36Right there.
11:47Oh.
11:49That damn show ain't it.
11:50Uh-uh, that's nasty.
11:53All right.
11:53Well, uh, here's B.
11:56Right there.
11:57Right there.
11:57Okay.
11:59All right.
12:02Ooh, that's lit.
12:07Mm-hmm.
12:09Boom!
12:10That's the one!
12:11Okay.
12:12Now, that, I know my, my brother-in-law's chili anywhere.
12:15Okay.
12:16B, your honor.
12:17Uncle James wins.
12:18Yep!
12:18Now, what the hell is going on here?
12:22I thought that was Terry's.
12:23Oh, come on, Denise.
12:25You always like my chili.
12:26It's okay if you want your own bowl.
12:28Nigga, don't touch me.
12:29Whoa.
12:31My bad.
12:32Act like I put a thumb in your ass.
12:36Unless that's your thing.
12:37Okay, Terry, you better get your boy before he find a foot in his ass.
12:43Look, y'all, can we just please eat chili and get the itis like a real fucking family?
12:48I just lost my appetite.
12:53Do you always do squats at bedtime?
12:56Girl, my daddy ain't about to give me no money for no BBL, and these girls ain't about to out-ass me, so...
13:01Janelle, what you over there grinning for?
13:06Don't you got a cash yet?
13:08No.
13:10A man?
13:13Girl, hey!
13:16That's Professor DeWall.
13:17I know.
13:18Girl, guess Professor fine, Professor DeWall.
13:22I know!
13:23Bitch!
13:24What are we talking about up here?
13:26Duh!
13:27Politics.
13:28Art is activism.
13:29Girl, yeah, because them messages dried in a cracker at a crouton concert.
13:33Why you ain't putting the moves on him?
13:36It's clear he likes talking to you.
13:37Girl, I'm not about to mess up my whole college career getting freaky with my professor.
13:42You ain't gonna mess nothin' up, you is a grown-ass woman.
13:45And besides, he practically at our age.
13:47If Professor DeWall was textin' me like that, this late at night, it'll be the wall, the table, the showers, every day all day.
13:58Ugh, the nasty.
14:01Girl, don't. Do not.
14:04Do not.
14:05Wait, what?
14:06Tennis.
14:07You want me to ask him on a date?
14:09It's breakfast, Janelle.
14:11Yeah, off campus.
14:12Exactly.
14:13You can see what he's giving, get a feel of things.
14:16I don't know.
14:17Or you could just send him a picture of your feet.
14:20My feet?
14:21Girl, I feel like Professor being a little freaky shit like that.
14:26I'll stick to the breakfast.
14:28That's my girl.
14:34All right, I might as well manifest the BBO as well.
14:37Thank you for that work since dead, girl.
14:45What is that?
14:48Bitch.
14:50Your wall.
14:52Good table.
14:54Good showers.
14:59Man, I never thought we'd be the old dudes unbuttoning our pants,
15:03so our guts could breathe.
15:06Well, speak for yourself.
15:08Oh, you not?
15:09No, I'm not.
15:10Because I got on sweatpants that look like real jeans.
15:17Hey, look, man, I'm sorry about Denise.
15:19I know you just be trying to be friendly, but take it a little easy on the jokes, man.
15:24I mean, come on.
15:25The thumb thing, bruh.
15:27Don't tell me you're going soft on me.
15:28Oh, man.
15:29They just joke.
15:30You married a comedian?
15:31Hey, hey, hey, I'm just saying I know it made her feel uncomfortable, huh?
15:35Shit, I apologize.
15:36I ain't mean nothing by it.
15:37Hope it.
15:38All right.
15:39You know me better than anybody.
15:40I'm a people person, and sometimes people take that and twist it into something it ain't.
15:44Oh.
15:47That's actually, uh, what I wanted to talk to you about.
15:50Ah, see, I knew you weren't coming here to just get your pound whooped in the chili bowl, huh?
15:55What?
15:56What's up?
15:57You remember Private Burns?
15:59Private Burns?
16:00You mean Stephanie?
16:01Yeah, whatever.
16:02Private Burns, she was ranked beneath us.
16:04Anyways.
16:05Man, we used to hang out with her all the time.
16:07Man, she good people.
16:08Hey, remember how she used to knit them warm pairs of socks when our feet would get cold?
16:12She said I raped her.
16:13She what?
16:14Terry.
16:15Terry.
16:16What you talking about, man?
16:17She said it happened back in 95.
16:19I think she seen me on TV, figured I had some money.
16:23I'm sure she probably needs it, but I don't know why she going this route.
16:26I just know if the shit come out, it can jeopardize everything I got going on.
16:30Yeah, man, money make good people do some desperate things, man.
16:33But Stephanie, I mean, boy, that sounds crazy.
16:35You know the world we live in, man.
16:37It don't even matter if it's true.
16:39People just take shit and run with it.
16:41Yeah, especially with black men.
16:43So what the hell you going to do, man?
16:45Well, I talked to my lawyer.
16:47He did mention something that would help.
16:49Like what?
16:50The deposition is at the army base in a few days.
16:54Mm-hmm.
16:55I need you to be a character witness for me, Terry.
16:57Please.
16:58It mean a lot.
16:59Oh, of course I got you, man.
17:01I'm the dude.
17:03You walk.
17:05Denise don't make me want to be a walk no more.
17:08Try.
17:09Good morning, good dick.
17:18What crawled up your ass and took a big shit?
17:22Where's James?
17:23Oh, he and Brandon went to go get donuts.
17:26And what's wrong with you?
17:27I bet you ain't gonna believe this, girl.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Ma, did y'all see this?
17:32See what?
17:33Would you stop showing people them videos of sexy red twerking on Frederick Douglass?
17:39It's of Uncle James.
17:41Some woman on TikTok saying he sexually assaulted her.
17:44Oh, Junebug, you don't know the whole story?
17:47I don't, but the women in the comment section seem to.
17:51Boom!
17:52I told y'all not to doubt my creep nigga Spidey senses.
17:56Wait, wait, wait.
17:57All this is getting out of hand, okay?
17:58It's his business.
17:59All right?
18:00I don't want to turn this into a family thing.
18:02Well, it's on the internet now, Terry.
18:03It's everybody damn busy.
18:05And look at this shit.
18:06It says he out there grabbing bitches by the pussy like the president.
18:12Can y'all just give me a minute to organize my thoughts, please?
18:16Yeah, go and organize them.
18:28What happened to giving me a minute?
18:30It's been a minute in Africa.
18:35T, these comments are crazy.
18:37It's a lady on here saying that he sniffed her hair so hard her lace start lifting.
18:41Hey, Uncle James been getting high off dandruff.
18:49What we need to do, Terry, is find out what the fuck is going on.
18:53Can y'all let me handle it, please?
18:56I'mma let you handle it.
19:00You out here raping bitches.
19:07Girl, if you don't stop putting on my skirt like that.
19:09I look like a clown.
19:10You look like a bad bitch.
19:15Janelle.
19:16Janelle.
19:17Huh?
19:18Girl, just go in there and be yourself.
19:19Myself?
19:20No.
19:21You need to go in there and be a next top model.
19:23Top model?
19:24Okay.
19:25Oh, no, baby.
19:26We was rooting for you.
19:27We was all rooting for you.
19:28Let's go.
19:29Oh.
19:30That's Carson.
19:31Hey.
19:32Hi.
19:33Can we get that for you?
19:34Thanks.
19:35Of course.
19:36Oh, wow.
19:37Yeah, I got a few different things for us to try.
19:40I might have got a little carried away.
19:42No.
19:43It's great.
19:44I wanted to gain freshman 15 all in one meal.
19:47The guy in front of me got the last macadamia nut cookie I wanted you to try.
19:52I should have tackled him.
19:54I'll get it for you next time, though.
19:56Yeah.
19:57So, talk to me.
20:00How are you enjoying Hansberry so far?
20:02Uh, it's actually easier than expected.
20:05I mean, not your class, of course.
20:10It's okay.
20:11You are definitely one of the most well-read students I've ever had.
20:15Well, I am the nerd in my family.
20:18I can see that.
20:20Hey.
20:21Excuse me.
20:22Listen.
20:23You do know that it's okay to relax and have some fun from time to time, right?
20:30Yeah.
20:31I've heard that before.
20:33We've been raised to fear the yes within ourselves.
20:38Our deepest cravings.
20:40Audre Lorde.
20:43Uses of the erotic.
20:45It's one of my titles.
20:46Wow.
20:47Uh, thanks for actually listening, professor.
20:51Uh, when we're off campus, you can call me Chris.
20:54Oh.
20:55Chris.
20:56Okay.
20:57Um, well, Chris, I do have a question.
21:02Okay.
21:03Is this a date?
21:05Oh.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07I...
21:08Whoa.
21:09Whoa.
21:10Is that a date?
21:11Is that...
21:12Wow.
21:13I think that's a date and that's what I...
21:15I...
21:16Okay.
21:19Wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:20Uh, what are you doing?
21:22I figured that we could split it.
21:25I'm a big boy, Janelle.
21:27I always pay for my, uh, dates.
21:32The money's no good here.
21:39Come on, give me them donuts, James, before you be touching them holes, too.
21:51Okay, what's... what's... what's going on?
21:54Are you telling me?
21:55Are you telling me?
21:59It's, uh, Sexy Red and Frederick Douglass?
22:04Scrolla.
22:05Hey, Ma, why are you saying that stuff about Uncle James?
22:07Did somebody get S.A.?
22:09Brandon, ain't nobody writing no damn S.A.
22:11I asked him who he been raping.
22:14And the answer is everybody.
22:16No, S.A. stands for sexual assault.
22:19Sheila taught me that.
22:20You can't just go around saying rape anymore.
22:22Fuck that, I've been raped.
22:23I call it what it is, rape.
22:25I've been shot, too.
22:26And I said a nigga got shot.
22:28Can y'all...
22:30Please give me and James a room.
22:33No, Terry, we won't hear shit.
22:34Hey, baby, please.
22:35I get a little bit of success, now everybody coming out of the woodwork.
22:48See how they do black men?
22:50It's all those women looking for a money grab.
22:52Man, in this economy?
22:53Hell yeah.
22:54I'm serious.
22:56Come on, Terry, you know me.
22:58Apparently I don't.
23:00So what, now you believe in all these women?
23:02And Stephanie?
23:04Over me?
23:05Stephanie wasn't crazy, man.
23:06That's our friend, James.
23:07The both of us.
23:08Huh?
23:09How come she quit coming around, man?
23:11What the hell you mean?
23:13The three of us were inseparable.
23:15We ate meals together.
23:16We cut loose together.
23:19And it seems like after y'all hooked up, she just got ghosts.
23:23How come?
23:25I don't know, maybe because she was a hoe?
23:27Once she got the dick from me, she moved over to the next warm bed.
23:32That'd be my guess.
23:34That's not what you said at the time, James.
23:37What are you talking about?
23:38That's exactly what I said.
23:39No, you didn't.
23:41You said that you two stopped because you started seeing another woman.
23:47You know, we were all thinking, you know what?
23:49That's crazy that she would stop talking to us just because they weren't working out together no more.
23:54Come on, Terry.
23:56You know how these bitches are.
24:01James, did you rape Stephanie?
24:05Wow.
24:07I thought we were stronger than this.
24:09Answer the damn question!
24:11I ain't raped nobody.
24:14We had a lot to drink that night, but then-
24:15Oh, so what you're saying, you were drunk?
24:17Because you know how you get aggressive when you used to drink.
24:21I'm not that person anymore!
24:22But you did something!
24:24You got to own up to it, brother!
24:26You wasn't talking like this last night.
24:29We agreed.
24:30I agreed before I found out what the truth was.
24:33Okay, so now you're not gonna help me because of some hoes on TikTok?
24:41I would never take someone else's word over yours, Terry.
24:44We brothers!
24:45A man holds his brothers accountable.
24:46Yeah!
24:47Yeah!
24:48Yeah!
24:49Yeah!
24:50Yeah!
24:51Yeah!
24:52Yeah!
24:53Yeah!
24:54Yeah!
24:55Yeah!
24:56Yeah!
24:57Yeah!
24:58Yeah!
24:59Yeah!
25:00I'm the man that put his life on the line for you more times than neither one of us
25:03can count!
25:04Yeah!
25:05Yeah!
25:06Yeah!
25:07Yeah!
25:08Yeah!
25:09Yeah!
25:10I'm not!
25:11I'm not!
25:12I'm not!
25:13Yeah!
25:14I'm not!
25:15Yeah!
25:16Yeah!
25:17Okay, this is a good point.
25:18I'm not!
25:19Hey!
25:20Yeah!
25:21I'm not!
25:23Okay, I'm not!
25:24I'm not!
25:25was going downhill when you told me you started gardening and shit everybody like fresh tomatoes
25:30bitch you gonna throw away 30 years of friendship over this huh man fuck you terry
25:44there's much more worse people in this world than me
25:47denise you always been screwed up hold on now and pat hey it's not my fault
25:56you let some nigga rape you wait a month
26:00oh fuck man okay okay get the fuck away from my family man okay yeah okay
26:13yeah fuck you niggas say what what'd you say
26:34well guess i gotta put that vest to rest huh
26:37oh terry the way you whipped that nigga ass baby it was sexy as hell
26:42oh hell i might go ahead and clip your toenails tonight
26:47ma please okay some of us are trying to enjoy our predator chili in peace
26:53but terry he was the dude and you was that
27:00man i hate we had to jump uncle james man i'm really gonna miss his chili
27:04do we hate him now hey brother ain't no hate up in this family man it's too much hate in the world
27:09as it is yeah sometimes you just gotta let people go man i bet he gonna pay these women to go away
27:16and ain't gonna learn a damn thing denise i owe you an apology yep you tried to check me about james's
27:25behavior for years and um i ain't never listened to you i am sorry sis it's all right t i just really
27:33want these women to find some peace baby she's gonna get a piece of that tv money i bet he's not
27:39even gonna go to jail nope that's why i'm about to write these reviews on his restaurant yelp page
27:44saying that he put his dick and his balls in the food oh cherry make me some of that chili oh let's
27:50get the cooking i know y'all just i couldn't eat no more i'm done this nigga dick and ball chili is how
28:00you got here what's wrong i'm going to write fire until it comes out of my ears my eyes my nose holes
28:14everywhere i'm going to go out like a fucking meteor audrey lord bars until next time please
28:27hey please handing your responses on time you two on time audrey lord that's your girl
28:35see he do like you for real now go get him that cookie you got him
28:49so i did good huh what your job what you want a cookie actually yes huh huh
28:54you would hold on you gotta stop
29:04nah they had the macadamia night they had the macadamia night wow yeah that's sweet thank you
29:12oh no fear of our desires keeps them suspect and indiscriminately powerful
29:22mother
29:30mother
29:42she's a grown ass woman and she don't take no stuff
29:46she's a grown ass woman and you can't get in love
29:50she's a grown ass woman with three big kids
29:54she's a grown ass woman and it's a mid-batch of one
30:03she's a grown ass woman um
30:13so
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