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00:01Previously on Best Medicine.
00:03Famous heart surgeon from Boston.
00:05I'm curious about your interpersonal skills.
00:08I take people who are sick and I make them well.
00:10I have never, never!
00:12You're a real charmer, aren't you?
00:14This town and all the people in it are very dear to me.
00:17I'm keeping my eye on you.
00:18Get out of here. Go. Aunt Sarah.
00:20What's it like being back now after all these years?
00:23I find the people here irrational.
00:25I'm about to be a YouTube star.
00:27Far too chatty.
00:28Wheeze a dummy two weeks before our wedding.
00:31Demanding.
00:35Does blood freak you out?
00:37But you're a doctor.
00:39This place won't let you hide.
00:41And that's a good thing.
00:58Out!
01:15Elaine, I'll see my first patient.
01:17Elaine, are you there?
01:21Who will hold the spoon on their nose the longest?
01:23Guess in the comment section to win a free coffee at the Salty Breeze.
01:24Elaine, what are you doing?
01:25Hosting a game show. We're live.
01:26Excuse me?
01:27People text me their game suggestions. I use whoever's here.
01:28Elaine, that's highly inappropriate.
01:29You know what it's called? Try my patience.
01:30How about try doing your job?
01:31It's not as fun.
01:32Spoon's off.
01:33Now.
01:34Okay, if I cut the line, gotta get to work. Just need a minute.
01:35Fine. So what seems to be the problem?
01:37Nothing. Fit as a fiddle.
01:38Well, that was quick.
01:39Goodbye.
01:40Ah, well, hold on. I do need your help. I need a prescription for some vitamin V. You
01:52know, some hard candy.
01:55Ah, it's adenafil.
01:57Viagra.
02:12Bingo.
02:13Not that I need it. You know, just thought I'd have some on hand. Just in case. Since Louisa
02:20and I are now kaput, I plan on being very active. A bad boy. Ladies, take a number.
02:26Ah, get the penicillin ready. Are you aware of the possible side effects?
02:30Like having fun, loving life, and feeling foxy?
02:33No. Headaches, nausea, and priapism? A painful and prolonged erection.
02:41Cool. Just in case there's, you know, a little stage fright. Louisa's the only one I've been with for eight years, but let me tell you, there were no problems there.
02:52Right? Got it. Healthy sex life? Any history of heart disease, stroke, low blood pressure, or eye disease?
02:59Nope. I mean, more than healthy. Like, our sex life was like if you were like...
03:04Stop talking. Elaine, next!
03:07Women say that they want the nice guy, but they don't. They dump the nice guy. The nice guy ends up taking his mom to Cancun for his honeymoon. That is not going to be me ever again. There's a new sheriff in town.
03:23Good. I wasn't that crazy about the old one.
03:29That's a good one, Doc.
03:30Elaine!
03:31Uh, it's the brown-tailed moth rash. Happens every year. I just need a prescription for hydrocortisone cream.
03:38You're awfully young to have graduated medical school.
03:41I know everything about it. It's from the hairs of the moth. They're toxic. They embed in the skin, causing dermatitis.
03:48This is the season.
03:51He's right. Half the town gets it. He just needs the cream.
03:54Oh, this is fun. Would you like to help with an open-heart surgery later?
03:57I just need to get to work. If I could get the prescription, we'll be on our way.
04:02Does an uncontrollable cough come with the brown-tailed moth allergy?
04:05It's probably just a coincidence.
04:07How scientific.
04:09Oh, I prefer to actually examine him.
04:15I need you to take a deep breath.
04:18I'm gonna need a skin sample.
04:23Now, I'll expedite an answer from the lab, but in the meantime, keep Peter out of school.
04:27Looks like this might be contagious.
04:29What?
04:30Out of school? For the brown-tailed moth? I have a job.
04:34So do I. And in my professional medical opinion, it's presenting differently than just a common insect reaction.
04:40Half the town is about to come down with this, and you're gonna send them all home? Are you nuts?
04:46Let's go.
04:48What a waste of time.
04:53This is insane, Doc. Prepare to be enemy number one.
04:57Wow. We're in a roll.
05:00All right, then. Who's next?
05:01Just doing my job is so boring.
05:05Harriet!
05:06I caught myself on a broken pipe, stupid thing.
05:10Well, come in, then.
05:11Hey, do you need any help, Doc?
05:15None at all.
05:16Okay.
05:17Let's go.
05:18Let's go.
05:19Let's go.
05:20Let's go.
05:21Let's go.
05:22All right, then.
05:23Who's next?
05:24Just doing my job is so boring.
05:25Harriet!
05:26I caught myself on a broken pipe, stupid thing.
05:27Well, come in, then.
05:28Hey, do you need any help, Doc?
05:29None at all.
05:31Okay, let's take a look at the wound and see what you have.
05:32Hot.
05:33Hot.
05:34Hot.
05:35Hot.
05:36Hot.
05:37Hot.
05:38Please, can I help?
05:41If you insist.
05:43Well, clean up on aisle nine.
05:46Dr. Reese let me help out all the time.
05:49Where'd we go?
05:51Yeah.
05:52Please, can I help?
05:57If you insist.
05:59Clean up on aisle nine.
06:02Dr. Reese let me help out all the time.
06:05Right, Bert?
06:06Yep, like a regular Florence Nightingale.
06:09Is there anything you can't do?
06:11Not a singles bar.
06:12Out.
06:13Okay, wound is all cleaned up, Doc.
06:15Mm-hmm.
06:22Okay, yep, looks like three butterflies will do it.
06:26Just keep the wound clean and dry.
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:32Hey, do you want to go to the baked bean supper with me?
06:35No.
06:36Are you insane?
06:37That's so public.
06:38Might as well announce we're engaged.
06:40Never mind.
06:40Leave.
06:42Sorry.
06:43No, not that.
06:44I just, I don't have time for that kind of stuff right now.
06:47I'm concentrating on my career and getting out of Port Wendt.
06:50You want to leave Port Wendt?
06:52Of course.
06:53There's nothing for me here.
06:57Done.
06:58I'll wrap him up.
07:02Like, like leave Port Wendt for good?
07:05Do I need to call the police?
07:09All finished.
07:11There we go.
07:12Thanks, Doc.
07:15Thanks, Elaine.
07:15Yeah.
07:20I was very helpful.
07:25One could say almost invaluable.
07:27Out?
07:28Yeah.
07:28Get out.
07:29Yeah.
07:29Yep.
07:38Another dinner alone, Dr. Wurst?
07:40That's the saddest thing ever.
07:42If that's me in 60 years, just kill me.
07:44Dr. Best?
07:49Hello.
07:50Hello.
07:52I'm just getting some dinner to go.
07:54Want to?
07:55Me too.
07:56Yeah.
07:58So, how was your day?
08:01Unpleasant.
08:02Seems the inmates want to run the asylum.
08:05Well, I heard about Peter Kronk.
08:07Okay, you may not know this, but the brown-tailed moth is very-
08:10Louisa, Martin, your dinners are coming up.
08:12Doc, glad you're here.
08:13We haven't gotten your RSVP for the baked bean supper.
08:18Right, because I'm not going.
08:20Yep.
08:21You're adorable.
08:23Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
08:24You're serious?
08:25No, no, no, you don't understand.
08:27Everyone goes to the baked bean supper unless you're dead or in the hospital, and even then.
08:32Lorraine with the oxygen tank.
08:33Baby, hey, it's the time when feuds are dropped, and phones are put away, and we all feel less alone.
08:41It's such a wonderful opportunity to really connect with people.
08:44I mean, even after all of these years, I still find that I find out something new about someone.
08:51Well, as this town's doctor, I feel all I do is learn something new about someone.
08:54Well, I don't mean it like, it's not really.
08:56Uh, George, why are you standing like that?
08:59I'm sorry, sweetheart.
09:02Just don't look out at the patio.
09:06Hey.
09:07What?
09:09George, what are you doing?
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:26Jeannie.
09:26She's my, uh, she's my teaching assistant.
09:33Um, I'm, I'm gonna...
09:56I'm gonna take a nap, put my stethoscope, my prescription pad, and a bowl of Percocet by the door, and everyone can just help themselves.
10:11I didn't mean anything by it, it, it just happens every year.
10:14Every year, no, I'm, I'm, I'm well aware.
10:17May I dare ask, does Mallory have any other symptoms?
10:19Well, actually...
10:20Um, I have squirts.
10:21Yeah.
10:22Yes.
10:23It's all just coming out like...
10:25Me too.
10:26Actually, just like that.
10:27Just like...
10:28Just like...
10:29I assume we're talking about a case of diarrhea?
10:30Yeah.
10:31And then kind of like...
10:32Just like...
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh!
10:35Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:38Oh!
10:39Oh!
10:40Oh!
10:41Oh!
10:42Oh!
10:43Oh!
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46Oh!
10:47Oh!
10:48Oh!
10:49Oh!
10:50Oh!
10:51Oh!
10:52Oh!
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh!
10:56Oh!
10:57Oh!
10:58Class.
10:59He's really smart.
11:00And was he in school yesterday afternoon?
11:01We played Dak.
11:06Elaine, push back my appointments for the next hour.
11:09Excuse me.
11:10Okay.
11:11And please keep Mallory out of school.
11:22Ooh!
11:23Good job!
11:24Hi.
11:25Oh!
11:26Hello.
11:27Hello. Just hope it's not weird, Mark and I.
11:31Just so you know, I tried Hinge. Only eligible man was a 75-minute drive and then a ferry.
11:37Of course. I wish you both the best.
11:41That's such a belief.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:46Lindsay, Georgia, he is not a wishbone!
11:49Hello.
11:49Oh. Hello.
11:55How was your dinner last night?
11:57I left before, obviously.
12:01Steamfish. Very nice.
12:05Good.
12:05Peter Kronk, is he here?
12:07Yes. He's inside right now.
12:09And are you aware I told his mother he shouldn't be in school?
12:11Yes, I am. But it's not that big of a deal. It's only the brown-tailed moth.
12:16How do you suppose I can be the town doctor if no one will do what I say?
12:20It's just the brown-tailed moth.
12:21Does the brown-tailed moth give you diarrhea or a hacking cough? This could be something very contagious.
12:26And Mrs. Kronk put a lot of people-
12:27Now, listen. There are some people here with certain financial hardships, okay?
12:31Part of you being a doctor here is knowing your patients.
12:34No, no. My only responsibility is keeping everyone safe. Now, you tell Mrs. Kronk, the other teachers, and your principal, that that boy cannot be in school.
12:43Hey, I'm sure as a big city doctor you're used to having the last word. Not sure it works that way around here.
12:48Oh, I don't need the last.
12:57You kids keep digging. Gotta stay on schedule.
13:03Eeyore!
13:06Eeyore!
13:08Hey!
13:10Eeyore!
13:10Eeyore!
13:13Eeyore!
13:15It's me!
13:15Glennon! Remember?
13:17When we were kids?
13:18On the beach?
13:19Nope.
13:20Eeyore!
13:21Eeyore!
13:22You always moping around like a sad sack.
13:24Hid to lighten things up with a little ribbing. Remember?
13:26Actually, I have no idea what you're talking about.
13:28Hey, I heard you were coming up.
13:30What's the deal?
13:31Big city surgeon now bandaging knees?
13:34It's actually none of your business.
13:36Well, I've done very well for myself.
13:37This is my house.
13:39I did an extension, putting in an in-ground pool.
13:42Everyone's just loving coming by.
13:44Kids especially.
13:45Home Improvements never understood all the hysteria.
13:48Oh, you heard about the baked bean supper?
13:50Impossible not to.
13:51Yeah, it's nothing, but I'm the sponsor.
13:54Your mother must be so proud.
13:56Ha! Still a sourpuss, just like the old days.
13:59Hey, come by the house anytime you want, Eeyore.
14:02I'll give you a tour.
14:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:16Whoa, okay.
14:18Hey, Doc, fancy meeting you here.
14:20Uh-huh, okay, okay.
14:21Let's put you on the hedge trimmer now.
14:23You feeling all right?
14:25Whew. I'm fine, Doc.
14:27You sure?
14:28Yeah, no need to make a fuss about it.
14:30Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:32Whoa!
14:35I don't know what's going on.
14:37I've just been feeling a little dizzy this week.
14:39That happened because you got dizzy?
14:40Why didn't you tell me?
14:41What, with Al standing right there?
14:43No, that's not the way it's supposed to work.
14:45I'm the dad. I'm supposed to worry about him.
14:47Well, you seem to have some form of vestibular neuritis.
14:49It should fix itself with a simple medication.
14:52I'll call in the prescription to Sally's.
14:54You just fill it as soon as possible.
14:55And do not work until it's cleared up, okay?
14:57Do not work? Doc, are you crazy?
14:58I-I-I got bills to pay.
15:00I'm fine. You're right.
15:01I am?
15:02Really?
15:03Sure. Dizzy spells and power tools go great together.
15:05Take the pills and do not work.
15:06Do you hear me?
15:08Fine.
15:09You two, can you carry it? You carry it?
15:14Okay, you two, go. Try it, try it, try it.
15:16Chubby Bunny!
15:18Chubby Bunny!
15:19Chubby Bunny!
15:20Chubby Bunny!
15:21Chubby Bunny!
15:22Chubby Bunny!
15:23Chubby Bunny!
15:24Chubby Bunny!
15:26I win!
15:27I win!
15:28We have a winner!
15:30Jelaine, what's this?
15:33Today's game is Chubby Bunny.
15:35And how many of you are here for the so-called brown-tail moth allergy?
15:42Something is not right.
15:45You better fix me up quick.
15:47I can't go to the baked bean supper like this.
15:49How in God's name can you be thinking about baked beans now?
15:53It's not like we could miss it.
15:54Rain or shine, there's always the supper.
15:56There must have been at least one year it was cancelled.
15:59Year? It's every month and never.
16:01Every month?
16:03And it still makes you all weepy.
16:06Life is uncertain.
16:08The difference is the illusion of a future that we can move forward to.
16:12Life is uncertain.
16:17Traditions give us the illusion of a future that we can look forward to.
16:22That's right. That's right. That's right.
16:24That's true. That's true.
16:25That's right.
16:26Well, bad news, not this month.
16:30No dinner is worth the whole town getting sick.
16:34The baked bean supper is cancelled.
16:37Uh-huh.
16:38Hello.
16:39Thanks so much.
16:40Hello.
16:41Hello.
16:42Thanks so much.
16:43Hello.
16:44My mom says you're the A word, the B word, the S word, and the F word with the A word.
16:48Well, thank you so very much.
16:49Thank you so much.
16:50Hello.
16:51Thank you so much.
16:52Hello.
16:53Hello.
16:54Hello.
16:55Hello.
16:56My mom says you're the A word, the B word, the S word, and the F word with the A word.
17:12Well, thank you so very much.
17:19What am I supposed to do now?
17:21Don't blame me.
17:22I just came to invite you to dinner.
17:23Martin, everybody's very pissed off at you for canceling the supper.
17:26I'm just doing my job.
17:28It's only the brown tail moth.
17:30Stop.
17:31Just not another word.
17:32Do you want to come to dinner or not?
17:33No.
17:35I'd rather eat alone.
17:36Ugh, not you too.
17:37You must know, I look forward to the supper too.
17:40Because of the sacredness of tradition, or the cozy warmth of community, or do baked bean fairies just come and fly in the moonlight?
17:49It's George's brown bread.
17:51It's miraculous.
17:53And he only makes it for the supper, which means I'll have to wait another month.
17:58Hmm.
18:01Oh, you've met him?
18:03Well, he's definitely the F word with the A word.
18:08Yes.
18:09Once a bully, always a bully.
18:11I can't help it.
18:13What do you mean by that?
18:14Nothing.
18:15Just some childish name calling.
18:17Don't give yourself a stroke.
18:18You had it hard enough back then.
18:21Last thing you needed was somebody else making it harder.
18:24You say the word, I'll kick him in the teeth.
18:28In a strange way, that's actually very touching.
18:31Now get the hell out of here.
18:34These are my regulars.
18:35I gotta sell some lobsters.
18:38Come on, I just came in and we got some beauties.
18:43Oh, feisty.
18:50Where is everyone?
18:51Cancelled.
18:52Cancelled? Why?
18:53Because of the baked bean supper.
18:55You're being boycotted.
18:56People are sick and they won't see me?
18:58That's insane.
18:59You're telling me?
19:00How am I supposed to do a show called Try My Patience with No Patience?
19:03You're killing my likes.
19:04No, I'm right about this.
19:05It's not the brown-tailed moth.
19:07Call the lab, tell them I need the results from the samples now.
19:10I know the skin sample results will prove that it's not the brown-tailed moth allergy.
19:16Freshly sharpened pencil for you.
19:18Dylan, will you help Xavier?
19:21All right.
19:22Stay with your buddy.
19:23Oh.
19:24No.
19:25Oh.
19:26Um, Isabel, Elisabetta, you got this?
19:28I'll be right back.
19:31Everything okay?
19:32Everything okay?
19:33Mm-hmm.
19:34Oh no.
19:35What happened?
19:36Nothing.
19:37It's just...
19:38It's Mark.
19:39Oh.
19:40We had a play date.
19:43Right.
19:44Two nights ago.
19:45Mm-hmm.
19:46And then he never called me.
19:47So then I called him and he told me that it was just a play date.
19:54Nothing more.
19:55Okay.
19:56And that he wants to be free to have a play date with whomever he wants.
20:02I thought he was one of the nice ones.
20:05What did you do to him?
20:11It's fine.
20:12It's fine.
20:13Um.
20:14Let me just sit.
20:17Miss, Miss Jeannie's gonna take a bathroom break.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Okay.
20:22Hi everyone.
20:23I know that you're boycotting and I kind of get it, but remember to like my videos.
20:27Gotta still keep those numbers up.
20:30Wow.
20:31Very brave coming here.
20:34Hope nobody saw you.
20:36I don't care what people think.
20:38I just wanted to tell you that if you ever need help with your career, just ask me.
20:44I don't mean anything romantic.
20:46I just mean like cameraman or help carrying things.
20:52Anything.
20:53Really?
20:54Because I meant it.
20:56I can't have anyone tying me down.
20:59I get it.
21:00I promise.
21:01I just, I wanna help you make your dreams come true.
21:03Nothing more.
21:05Elaine.
21:06Is the lab called back yet?
21:07Are they better?
21:08You don't just cancel the baked bean supper on a hunch.
21:11I'm leaving.
21:12Bye.
21:13Hello, you little puppet.
21:25Elaine.
21:26If you like him so much, take him home.
21:27Otherwise, get him out of here.
21:28Well, there you go again, you little wriggle mutt.
21:30How long has he been doing this?
21:34What?
21:35The back scratching?
21:36Mm-hmm.
21:37I don't know.
21:38Like the week?
21:39What are you doing?
21:43Don't you think you should buy him dinner first?
21:48He's got rashes all over, that's why he's been so itchy.
22:00He presents similarly to the ones I've been seeing.
22:03You mean he caught the disease too?
22:05Not possible.
22:06No, he might be the cause of it.
22:11What are you gonna do to him?
22:22Hey, Doc.
22:24Well, what do we have here?
22:26Possibly a highly contagious dog.
22:30I've contacted animal control.
22:31They advised me to bring him here until they can pick him up.
22:33Please stay as far away from him as you can and don't touch him.
22:36What?
22:37What am I supposed to do with a highly contagious...
22:39I need you to sign this form to confirm that he is no longer my problem.
22:45What do you want?
22:46To schedule another wedding you can walk out on?
22:48Look, I...
22:49I thought we could have a talk.
22:51Just please sign so I can leave.
22:52I would like you to leave.
22:53I'm trying to.
22:54No.
22:55Her.
22:57Mark.
22:58Mark, look.
22:59I'm sorry that I hurt you, but this whole Playboy thing, look, it's not nice.
23:02It's not nice.
23:03It's not you.
23:04Well, I'm not nice anymore.
23:05You get it?
23:06You cured me of that.
23:07And if you can't handle your jealousy, then that's not my problem.
23:09Why can't anyone in this town have a private conversation in private?
23:12Fine!
23:13Just...
23:14Fine.
23:19The lab results.
23:21Confirmed.
23:22Zoonotic.
23:23Zoonotic.
23:24Not a clue, Doc.
23:26The disease is spread animal to human, or in this case, dog to human.
23:30Wait, but if humans aren't spreading the rash, then what about the baked bean supper?
23:33Let the angels sing and the trumpets blow.
23:36You can have your baked bean supper after all.
23:41Well...
23:42I mean, that's good news.
23:44I don't really come to think of it.
23:46I'd prefer if you didn't go.
23:47What?
23:49That's unheard of.
23:50There's always a first time.
23:53Mark.
23:54I rubbed your feet every single night for eight years, and now you just expect me to eat beans
23:59with you.
24:00Mark.
24:01Mark, you're my best friend.
24:03Are you saying that we're never going to be able to be friends?
24:05Never.
24:11Mark.
24:12Come on.
24:21Son of a...
24:24Here, doll.
24:25Don't drink with it.
24:31Hello.
24:32Do you have genomycin in stock?
24:34Well, Dr. Best, I'm so glad you stopped by.
24:37Sally Milo.
24:39Pharmacist.
24:40The other medical professional in town.
24:42Mm-hmm.
24:43I've been wondering when our new town doctor was going to pay me a visit.
24:47Dr. Reese found my input invaluable.
24:50You're right, actually.
24:51I apologize.
24:52I've been busy with the so-called brown-tailed moth epidemic.
24:55It's tularemia, and I'll be prescribing genomycin for it, so...
24:58How clever for knowing it wasn't the brown-tailed moth rash.
25:01Thank you, but I'm not Jonas Salk.
25:02I diagnosed some cases of diarrhea.
25:05Anyway, genomycin.
25:06You're going to need a lot of it.
25:07Understood?
25:08My Marky was right.
25:09You are all business.
25:12Sheriff Mark?
25:13Hmm?
25:14My baby boy.
25:15Do you see the resemblance?
25:16Yes.
25:17Neither of you seem to enjoy a linear conversation.
25:19You're funny.
25:20Mm.
25:21Please just make sure you have enough medication in stock.
25:23Oh, and while I'm here, did Bert Large fill his prescription for prednisone?
25:28No, but I saw him doing some yard work just a few doors down.
25:31Damn it, he's working just like I asked him not to.
25:34You're so passionate about your patients.
25:37I love that about you.
25:39Oh, sorry.
25:40I can be a bit much sometimes.
25:42Good to know.
25:45Just... your neck brace.
25:47Is there anything I should know?
25:48What, this?
25:49Oh, well, it's a story.
25:51Maybe over a glass of Chardonnay?
25:53Too much, Miss Milo.
25:55Thank you for the feedback.
25:57Mm-hmm.
26:12Oh.
26:19I don't know.
26:20I don't know.
26:21I don't know.
26:22I don't know.
26:23I don't know.
26:24I don't know.
26:25Oh.
26:26You okay?
26:27Yeah.
26:28Oh, hey, Doc.
26:29Wait a minute.
26:43Did you tell me?
26:44Oh.
26:45Oh, hey, Doc.
26:46Wait a minute.
26:48Did you just?
26:49Yes, I did.
26:53Thanks a lot.
26:54Why won't anyone in this town listen to me?
26:58Here, come on.
26:59I'll put it on.
27:00So one pill, two times a day for five days.
27:05I, uh, I guess we all owe you an apology.
27:09It wasn't the brown-tailed moth, after all.
27:12Yes.
27:13Everyone can put away their tar and feathers and go have their beans and bread.
27:16Yeah, well, I don't think I'll be going anyway, so...
27:20Oh.
27:21Mark asked me not to go.
27:25I haven't missed one in over ten years.
27:28I mean, it feels strange, like cutting off a limb.
27:31I don't have a clue what you're talking about,
27:33but if it's that important to you, how with Mark, you do what you like.
27:36Well, I'll go if you go.
27:38Oh, uh, I get the impression it's a very public event.
27:42Oh, no, no.
27:43I didn't mean it like that.
27:44It was, uh, it was just a joke.
27:45Like, uh, why don't we go with each other?
27:48I misunderstood.
27:49You said you didn't want to go, and I was like, oh, I'll go if you go.
27:52Never mind, just forget it.
27:53Already forgotten.
27:54Pardon.
27:55Uh, remember, two pills a day for five days.
27:59Mm-hmm.
27:59And, uh...
28:01Okay.
28:01One last thing.
28:02Yep, okay.
28:03When did you come in contact with the dog?
28:06Uh, what dog?
28:07The one from the police station, but before then.
28:09I hadn't.
28:10Are you sure?
28:11Positive.
28:11Where have you been the past few days?
28:15School.
28:16Home.
28:16The salty breeze.
28:21You wouldn't be spreading a horrible virus, would you, honey?
28:24It's a myth, you know.
28:25The pigs are dirty.
28:27I could eat off of her.
28:28Please don't.
28:29I don't see anything.
28:31It's not her.
28:32Now, is there anywhere else a large percentage of this town has been to where there might
28:36be animals?
28:37Uh, the biggest thing going on in this town right now is the baked bean supper.
28:41And Glendon's renovation.
28:43Hmm.
28:44Hello.
28:55This is Sheriff Mark from Port Wen.
28:57I have a sick dog.
28:59How much would it be for a vet to look at him?
29:04$400?
29:06Even for an officer of the law?
29:08Oh?
29:08Spuddy.
29:15You ever ride one of these things?
29:17Oh, it's awesome.
29:20Yeah, yeah, I know.
29:21I love this.
29:23That was perfectly safe, man.
29:24Hold on.
29:25I got you.
29:29Yeah, move.
29:32Excuse me, just a little bit back.
30:01What the hell are you doing here?
30:05Exactly how many people have been on your property in the last two weeks?
30:08What are you doing here?
30:10What?
30:10Is this a bag of mice?
30:12Answer my question.
30:14Half the town.
30:15Everyone loves coming over here.
30:16Louisa?
30:17Peter Kronk?
30:18Yeah.
30:23Why?
30:24What are you saying?
30:26You're a lunatic, E.York.
30:28A trespassing, psychopathic lunatic.
30:31Sorry.
30:39I think I got it from the dog who got it from playing near the dead, dirty mice, right?
30:44That's nasty.
30:46Waiting to hear confirmation.
30:47They still haven't picked him up?
30:48Not yet.
30:48Guess I'll need some medicine, doc.
30:50Just because...
30:51Let me take a look.
31:03Exactly how stupid do you think I am?
31:06Hmm?
31:06What?
31:07A peel-off rash?
31:09Really?
31:10He's not eating.
31:11And I couldn't afford to take him to the vet.
31:13You know, it's like the same medicine for dogs and humans, right?
31:16Yes, but it's against the law to acquire medicine under false pretenses, officer.
31:20Okay, you know, I know that we don't know each other very well.
31:23But no matter how much you act like you don't care, I don't believe that you would let an innocent dog die, doc.
31:27Let's stop with the fake coughing.
31:40I have never done this before in my life.
31:50This will never happen again.
31:53Deal.
31:54Give him only half.
31:55Thank you, doc.
31:58Hey, and when he's all fixed up, I'll bring him right back here.
32:01What?
32:01No, absolutely not.
32:02No, no.
32:03It's the last thing you should do, Mark.
32:05Buddy, take your meds.
32:07Yeah, there you go.
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:11I love you.
32:12No, hey!
32:13Hey!
32:14No, hey!
32:15Hey!
32:16Hey!
32:16Hey!
32:17No!
32:18Man, my one prisoner I let escape.
32:22Hello?
32:22What are you doing here?
32:25I thought you had to go to your...
32:27Exactly.
32:28And you're going with me.
32:29Absolutely not.
32:30I just put a salmon in the oven.
32:32Then take it out.
32:33Martin, are you or are you not a resident of Port Wynn?
32:37Unfortunately.
32:37Then start acting like one.
32:40Especially after almost canceling the supper.
32:44No.
32:45I have been looking forward to a quiet night at home.
32:48Like all the other quiet nights at home, Martin.
32:51When you act like you don't like people,
32:53they start thinking you don't like them.
32:57You're going to the baked bean supper.
33:01I'm starting not to like you.
33:03How long does this thing last?
33:17Can I get it to go?
33:18Oh, stop it.
33:20The worst thing that could happen to you tonight
33:23is maybe a little heartburn.
33:25I understand that it was Glendon
33:28who's been the source of our irritation.
33:30No surprise.
33:31Yes, the mice came back positive.
33:34I think you're going to have a lovely time tonight.
33:36George's brown bread is worth a triple.
33:39Martin?
33:41What?
33:43Louisa!
33:46Louisa!
33:50What are you...
33:51If I have to go to this ridiculous thing,
33:53then so do you.
33:56Really?
33:57Really?
34:01Okay.
34:03Five minutes and we're leaving.
34:05Okay.
34:13What?
34:15I can wait.
34:16Hey, Doc.
34:38Hey, Doc.
34:41Uh, sorry again for popping you in the nose.
34:49Doc?
34:50Cute suit.
34:51Yes, Doc.
34:59Hey.
35:02So you decided to come?
35:04Yes, uh, I just didn't feel right not to.
35:08Cool.
35:11Okay.
35:11Oh, look, I think I found some chairs.
35:17Oh, good, oh, good.
35:19I told you we should not have gotten here so late.
35:24Oh, hey.
35:25Hey.
35:27Oh, free table.
35:30Oh, you, uh, want to join?
35:33I think that's finished.
35:43So what do you think?
35:45Calm down.
35:45I haven't even started eating.
35:47Not the beans.
35:49All of it.
35:52You get it?
35:52And not her birthday.
36:11Eeyore.
36:15You got nerves showing up here.
36:18Did you know?
36:19The city shut down my construction.
36:20It's going to set me back weeks.
36:22Now everyone thinks my house got people sick.
36:25And your house did get people sick.
36:26How?
36:28Look around.
36:29None of this would be happening if it wasn't for me.
36:32Please.
36:32You donated a bag of beans, not a hospital wing.
36:37Oh.
36:41Oops.
36:45The truth is, I do remember you.
36:49I knew it.
36:49You were a pathetic, insecure bully.
36:52Who's turned into a more obnoxious sack of gas.
36:55Martin.
36:55I know.
36:56I know.
36:56I can't.
36:57It's the baked bean supper.
36:58All I was going to say is that it's just about time that somebody said something.
37:03What?
37:04All right.
37:05Forget it.
37:06The baked bean supper is canceled.
37:09Everyone out.
37:10You can't throw us out.
37:12Who the hell do you think you are?
37:14Santa Claus canceling Christmas?
37:17Fine.
37:18But this is the last supper I ever pay for.
37:21What do you all think about that?
37:22Good.
37:24We'll all pitch in and pay for it ourselves.
37:27Worth every penny to not hear you go on about it every month.
37:29So is it.
37:30Gilbert.
37:30I couldn't agree more.
37:35You better watch your back, Eeyore.
37:43I knew this was a bad idea.
37:45I knew it.
37:47Martin.
37:47No.
38:17You really should know what all the fuss is about.
38:42So, what do you think?
38:44Absolutely delicious.
38:50Why is it so satisfying when people like what we like?
38:53I never noticed that.
38:57So, what happened all those years ago?
39:04Oh.
39:05Uh.
39:07Oh, no.
39:09You don't have to tell me.
39:10I shouldn't have to cry.
39:12I'd rather not.
39:13Oh.
39:14Oh.
39:14Okay.
39:17Yeah.
39:17Yeah.
39:31I had a sister.
39:34She died in a car accident when I was six.
39:37She was eight.
39:39I was also in the car at the time.
39:41I was sent to Port Wendt for the summers after that.
39:46My parents.
39:50I just wanted to be left alone.
39:54But there was Glendon.
39:57Constantly mocking me for being sad, I guess.
40:01I'm so sorry.
40:09I'm so sorry.
40:09Hmm?
40:18A few months ago, a little girl came in for heart surgery.
40:23It was a car accident.
40:25Same age as my sister.
40:27Another doctor had to take over for me.
40:35Another doctor had to take over for me.
40:41So what happened?
40:42I ended up developing a desire to lead a quieter life.
40:52Well, seems we had a baked bean supper after all.
41:09Would you like some more water?
41:21Sure.
41:22Yeah.
41:22I was so sorry.
41:22I ended up being дома.
41:23Well, I'm just adding a little.
41:24I had one more day.
41:24I was like, oh baby.
41:25I was going to take over for me.
41:28I had time to tell her about her.
41:29It was me and I was not a bad day.
41:31I was going to take over for you.
41:32But, you know, I had to take over by making a little bit.
41:34I had to take over for me.
41:36I was like, oh baby.
41:37I had to take over for me.
41:40Let's go be.
41:40Let's go.
41:41I can't be.
41:41Let's go be.
41:42Oh baby.
41:43I got it.
41:44I just go.
41:45I got a chance to take over for you.
41:46I got to take over here.
41:47You got to take over here.
41:49Go.
41:50Do you know?
41:51Get out of here!
42:00What?
42:03Get out of here.
42:14No, no, no, get out, get out!
42:44No, no, no, get out!
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