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00:00looking good junior hey you ready to take down bar harbor on saturday that's the plan oh yeah
00:20all right well let's see how the mosquito star player could do against the hall of famer come
00:26okay hey bud hey you pitched a great game last week man i love cheering you on buddy keep it up
00:33all right i used to pitch for the skeets back in the day young gun you know i don't know if you've
00:38ever heard i was known far and wide for the milo high low you think you can handle that pitch bring
00:44it on oh
01:07oh
01:14Oh, no.
01:24Good morning, guys.
01:27So, listen, I feel like I just, um, I have to get really real with you guys.
01:33Like, no gimmicks.
01:34No puns.
01:35Just, like, me and you talking.
01:39So, here's the thing.
01:41My mom has been dating this loser, I call him Dum-Dum, for, like, six months now.
01:49And last night at dinner, she tells me that he's moving in, like, past the potatoes, you have a new dad.
01:56So, I made the decision to move out, and I am not talking with her right now, which is why I appreciate this community now more than ever.
02:07What in God's name are you doing here?
02:09I have a new show.
02:12Coffee with Elaine.
02:14Unfiltered, no sugar.
02:15Great, I'm sure it'll be a big hit.
02:16No, I mean, why are you here, sleeping on my sofa?
02:19I moved out of my house.
02:21Yeah, well, move back in.
02:22I already have one unwanted house.
02:23Guess, I don't need another.
02:28Do you guys remember when I was telling you about my amazing boss, who's almost like a father figure?
02:36Well, he died.
02:37So, now I'm stuck with this guy.
02:41Good morning.
02:58Don't let the dog in.
02:59Good morning, Sarah.
03:02You should really name that dog.
03:04I'm not giving him a name, and I'm not giving him a home.
03:06What's going on here?
03:08Oh, I'm...
03:08Clearly, I have a trespasser.
03:10Call the police.
03:12Why are you here?
03:13Oh, I cut my finger on a rusty old lobster trap.
03:16You want to see?
03:17Yeah, no, Elaine will take care of it.
03:19I should give you a tetanus shot, though.
03:20That Eddie McCroy.
03:22He's been getting into my lobstering territory again.
03:25So, I've had to start cutting off his boys.
03:30You're still feuding with him?
03:32When will this madness end?
03:33When he's dead.
03:34I'm going to knock him out, and then I'm going to stuff him in an old rusty lobster trap,
03:39and then I'm going to throw him overboard.
03:41I should give you a rabies shot, too.
03:42You're foaming at the mouth.
03:43I don't know.
03:49What do you think?
03:50I mean, is it cute, or does it look like I'm trying too hard?
03:55I think it's adorable.
03:56Really?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I mean, maybe we look better belted.
03:59Louisa, I know we're the gays, but it's time you knew the truth.
04:04We don't know anything about fashion.
04:06Speak for yourself.
04:0720 years ago, when I was you-know-who's private chef,
04:10designers, stylists were coming in and out,
04:12and one night, I was making dinner for her.
04:15It's killing you, isn't it?
04:16Yes.
04:17Never sign an NTA.
04:18It's a prison you will never be free from.
04:20Don't you have any female friends you can talk fashion with?
04:23Well, I mean, there's Nicole.
04:27She moved to Missoula.
04:28And Corinne, but then she had the twins, so...
04:32And then I guess Mark just kind of became my whole world.
04:36Well, I don't know, Zip, about fashion,
04:38but I do know that women need female friends.
04:41If for no other reason, so we can bitch about
04:43all the stupid, ignorant, immature, insensitive stuff
04:46that men do.
04:48Present company excluded.
04:50Duh.
04:50But isn't it a little weird?
04:52I mean, how am I supposed to go about
04:54finding a best friend at my age?
04:56I don't know.
04:58Maybe at the victory party,
05:00when we celebrate our win against Bar Harbor
05:02all night long.
05:05Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
05:06Bye, 12-year losing streak.
05:08Bye, Bar Harbor.
05:09Oh, victory is within our grasp.
05:13Go to woodpeckers!
05:17Eddie McCroy, what are you doing here?
05:21Why don't you and your hat go back to Bar Harbor
05:24where you belong?
05:25I can set my traps anywhere I want.
05:28How about you shut your trap
05:30and get the hell out of here?
05:31Okay, okay, let's all calm down
05:33and maybe save this enthusiasm
05:34for the baseball diamond.
05:36Fine.
05:37Fine.
05:38Go, Mosquitos.
05:39And get this pecker out of here.
05:41It's woodpecker, and you know that.
05:46This is bad.
05:48I'll handle the diagnosis.
05:50Thank you, Elaine.
05:51I messed up, Doc.
05:52Junior's the Skeeter, star player,
05:54strongest arm, biggest bat.
05:56But I should have known
05:57that the Milo-Hilo
05:58could still defeat the best.
06:00This is the first time
06:01in over a decade
06:01we even had a shot
06:02at beating Bar Harbor.
06:03Yeah, if it's all right
06:04with the Greek chorus,
06:05I'd like to talk to the patient.
06:06What did he call us?
06:07It just means shut up.
06:08Okay.
06:09It's not serious, is it?
06:10I don't know.
06:11It could be a muscle strain,
06:13a pinched nerve,
06:14or the sign of a more serious problem.
06:16Junior, is there someone
06:17Elaine should call?
06:18I already called my dad.
06:19Oh, I'm a dead man.
06:21What happened?
06:22What's going on with my son?
06:24This is your son?
06:25Yeah, he's Glendon Jr.
06:28What happened?
06:28I was putting in extra time
06:29at batting practice,
06:30like we talked about,
06:31and then Mark came.
06:32It wasn't my fault.
06:33It was the damn Milo-Hilo.
06:35I hurt my back, but I'm fine.
06:37That should be good by the game.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39You better be.
06:41You know, I was the star pitcher
06:42for the Skeets back in my day.
06:44Do you know how proud it makes me
06:45that Junior here is our best chance
06:47of beating Bar Harbor in 12 years?
06:49This kid is already famous around here.
06:51You hear that?
06:52Come on, champ.
06:53Let's get you into an ice bath.
06:55Just so you know,
06:57champ may have a herniated disc
06:58or something else
07:00that could lead to further injury.
07:01We should really just...
07:02What happened?
07:04Oh, my arm.
07:06What?
07:07What did you do to my son?
07:09Oh!
07:22Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh, my God!
07:35Looks like he broke his forearm.
07:38It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:40Unbelievable.
07:41You've ruined everything.
07:42The game coming up, college scholarships.
07:44It just doesn't make any sense his arm broke that easily.
07:47I need to do some x-rays to further assess.
07:48Oh, you've done enough.
07:50I'm taking my son to Bar Harbor Hospital.
07:53Then you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:56What?
07:57Woo!
07:59Ha-ha!
08:00I'm loving that now this is all your fault.
08:03It's not my fault.
08:05Get out.
08:06Woo!
08:08It's just like a huge, like a huge weight off my shoulders.
08:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:17Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom, but I like your new show.
08:25I'm trying to be real because everything else I was doing online was just to get, like, likes and views, but being real?
08:33It's, like, huge right now.
08:35I think it's a great idea.
08:36And people will fall in love with you.
08:38Just for being you.
08:39Um, Jeannie?
09:00Hmm?
09:01What do you think about this?
09:02I mean, is it cute or is it trying too hard?
09:06Super cute, but it needs a belt.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09I was wondering that.
09:10Yeah, otherwise it's kind of giving off.
09:13I woke up at a boy's house and I put on a shirt because I drank too much and I slept in my dress vibes.
09:18That's not what I was going for.
09:21Yeah, I didn't think so.
09:21But with a belt.
09:23Oh.
09:23Your belt.
09:24Yeah.
09:24Ah!
09:24Yeah, okay.
09:27It's fun.
09:28Wow.
09:29Oh, you like?
09:30I'm going to just tuck that.
09:32Oh, yes.
09:34Okay, yeah, no, give me a pose.
09:36Louisa, yeah, yeah.
09:38Vogue.
09:40I love that.
09:42Mm-hmm.
09:42Oh, my God, I love it.
09:46Anytime.
09:46Anytime.
09:46It's so nice to talk to another woman.
09:51I know, all that time with Mark, I just forgot how important female friendships are.
09:55Eh, they're not that great.
09:57Totally.
09:57What?
09:58Isn't it all about finding a man?
10:00Your biological clock doesn't care about sipping Cosmos and talking about shoes.
10:04You know what I mean?
10:05Oh, but, oh, you're serious.
10:07Of course.
10:08The last thing I want is to end up single with dried up old eggs and my good years behind me.
10:13No offense.
10:15Oh, me?
10:16Okay.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Elaine, can you find me Junior's file?
10:23I'm working.
10:25Yes, for me.
10:29He's too young for osteoporosis.
10:33Maybe he already had a hairline fracture or something genetic.
10:43Elaine, why can't I find any new records before 2020?
10:46Is there a separate drive?
10:48Were some of the files not digitized?
10:53Elaine?
11:00Elaine?
11:03Welcome back to Coffee with Elaine.
11:05Unfiltered, no sugar.
11:08Mmm.
11:08Since moving out, I've felt super alone.
11:12But we all feel alone sometimes, right?
11:13I would love to feel alone.
11:14Have you found another place to stay?
11:16I mean, I've always been different.
11:19I have this rare thing where my heart is on the wrong side.
11:22It's on the right, not the left.
11:25And I can't eat tomatoes because they gross me out.
11:28Wait, are you a twin?
11:30What does that have to do with tomatoes?
11:31Well, I assure you nothing.
11:32But Citizen Virtus organ reversal is most common among identical twins.
11:37I'm not a twin.
11:38I don't think.
11:39Oh, well, wait.
11:41How would I know?
11:43I was just a fetus.
11:44Am I a twin?
11:46Well, one twin can develop with reversed organs due to a later than usual embryonic split.
11:53So...
11:53Why would my mother never mention that?
11:56But did she have to give up one twin for adoption because she couldn't afford to raise us both?
12:00Oh, my God.
12:02No wonder she's always resented me.
12:03She thinks that she chose the wrong twin.
12:05Could my twin just, like, be out there somewhere?
12:07And if so, does she have an extra bedroom?
12:09Doc, could you try to find my mom's files from the day that I was born?
12:12Sure.
12:12Anything else?
12:13Coffee?
12:14No, I have.
12:15One thing worse than having you as an assistant would be having two of you as assistants.
12:19Now, I need you to find me Glendon Jr.'s file and his family's files.
12:28In the meantime, if you know someone who looks like me but is not me, please put that in the comments.
12:37Well, that stinks.
12:41Now that Jr.'s injured, I guess there goes the championship.
12:45Oh, that pasta salad did not hit the spot.
12:49Well, we made the playoffs.
12:51That's still a huge accomplishment.
12:53Same for the kids, Louisa.
12:54I needed a win.
12:56That was my pasta salad, by the way.
12:59You made it?
13:00Yes, I did.
13:01And I brought it as my lunch.
13:04So I guess Mark did the cooking when you two were together?
13:09Yeah.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13What?
13:14Someone must have left this in the printer.
13:16Oh, that's not interesting.
13:17It's for Principal Holloway from the county school board.
13:21They might have to shut the school down.
13:23Budget cuts.
13:24Well, maybe it's for the best.
13:26How is this for the best?
13:28I'm wasting my youth here.
13:30None of the kids' dads are even hot.
13:32Okay, what about the kids?
13:33We have to do something.
13:34No, it's not so great for the kids.
13:40This is her.
13:41This has to be her.
13:42She looks just like me.
13:44That is you.
13:45That's your Facebook page.
13:46Who's next?
13:46I am.
13:47Because of you, I need something for depression.
13:51That Skeets victory was all I had to live for.
13:54Yeah.
13:54Rooting for the Skeets was one of the only things Frida and I had in common.
13:57We got engaged to the Skeets game.
13:59You've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage.
14:01What's the medical reason you're here?
14:03Arnold needs his hearing checked.
14:05Frida's yelling broke my eardrums.
14:08That's not true.
14:09That's not true!
14:11You're right.
14:11It's not.
14:12My hearing's fine.
14:12I've just stopped listening to you.
14:14Oh, yeah, I know that.
14:15Are you up?
14:15What is this?
14:16It's a prescription for a divorce.
14:18Mr. Collins, you're up next.
14:19Hey, Doc.
14:20Hey, everybody.
14:21Hey.
14:22Brought you some donuts from the Salty Breeze because, you know, we're buds.
14:26Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it.
14:27Oh, and because I really, really like you and respect you.
14:31Are you proposing or is there a point here?
14:33You see, um, Glendon.
14:37Glendon.
14:37Oh, you mean the father whose son may have brittle bones, but who cares as long as the
14:41Skeets went on Saturday?
14:44Yeah, about that.
14:44Oh, can I speak to you privately?
14:46I don't have the time, Mark.
14:48I think you do.
14:49I really don't.
14:50No.
14:51I really think you do.
14:52Mark, I'm really not enjoying this.
14:55Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:57Are you Martin Best?
15:01Yes.
15:01Do you reside at 3 Main Street?
15:04What is this?
15:07Okay.
15:08I'm just doing my job.
15:09I'm really sorry, man.
15:10You've been served.
15:11Glendon is suing you for malpractice.
15:13Ha.
15:13Malpractice.
15:24You did break a boy's arm.
15:25I didn't break his arm.
15:27He had some kind of pre-existing condition.
15:29He sure did.
15:29He used to be a good baseball player.
15:32It's not amusing.
15:33This lawsuit is as ridiculous as having a mosquito as your mascot.
15:37Whoa.
15:38Watch it.
15:38Come on now.
15:39Let's not say things we're going to regret.
15:40I am not the reason Junior broke his arm.
15:43If I could just examine him, see a family medical history, or look at an x-ray, I could figure
15:49out why it happened.
15:50Exactly.
15:50I know.
15:51I believe you, Doc.
15:52You're a good man.
15:54But I was still lawyer up.
15:55I don't know.
16:09I don't know.
16:09I don't know.
16:11hello the two of us can't sleep with you making all of that noise neither you nor the dog who
16:38shall not be named should be sleeping in my house we're not sleeping at your house because
16:42you're making too much racket that's what i'm saying i know what you're saying anyway just why do i even
16:48bother this kid either had a pre-existing fracture or he has brittle bones in which case something is
16:58causing that condition something that should be addressed medically and a clue might be in his
17:03records right you'd think it'd be in his records but dr reese right unfortunately dr reese who
17:07everyone loved didn't bother to digitize all his files before he died this town is a nightmare
17:14yeah it kind of can be some ways i'm glad my twin sister got out
17:20thank you for seeing me i hope you're here to cheer me up well i i know it's not good news
17:42you are telling me 234 days straight i'm the world king and i forget to play one day one day
17:53and streak over i mean it just it just slipped my mind it just it how could it just slip my mind
17:59well maybe you were preoccupied by the idea that our school might close
18:04no no no but you know what that's depressing too
18:10i really loved being the principal here loved
18:14well it's it's it's just over i mean we aren't gonna fight this
18:20i think losing our star player is a sign that we just we can't compete you know this is how it
18:26goes with small schools had a good run don't you care what happens to our students i know what
18:34will happen to them they'll all get bussed to bar harbor and although it's a bit of a commute
18:39you know at least i'll have the opportunity to experience victory for a change
18:43what's that long face about no that's nothing
18:53what happened to you oh nothing eddie mccroy cut some of my traps loose so i had to punch out some
19:00windows on his boat you punched out glass windows no damn it it was too strong look at this did i break
19:07these fingers hey let me see hey oh what did you do now uh i may have inquired about some records
19:14you went to bar harbor and tried to access my son's x-rays
19:17you you have some nerve and sorry inside and missus
19:23now you know what's nervy is suing the only doctor who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones
19:33you sure you want to talk to me that way i don't want to talk to you at all
19:35no problem that's what we have lawyers for good luck proving your case yeah i don't need luck
19:39i know someone who knows someone at boston memorial hospital
19:45are you suing them too i know you had some kind of meltdown and that's why you're not a surgeon
19:49anymore i can't wait to tell that to a judge and everyone else in town how about it i'm not scared
19:56of you or any nonsense you think you know
19:59nice try you or that may fool some people around here but not me
20:06oh
20:23Ow!
20:28Ow! Ow!
20:30Ow!
20:50Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour, I might go talk to my mom.
20:54That's fine. I have business to take care of at the school.
20:57The thing is, these past few days living with somebody so sad and lonely
21:04has made me realize how important family is, especially when you're old.
21:08So even though I said I would never talk to my mom again,
21:11I think that it is important that I put my anger aside
21:15and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister.
21:27Leigh!
21:34Oh! I'm so happy to see you.
21:36Did I have an identical twin?
21:40Yes.
21:41You gave her up for adoption?
21:42No!
21:43Okay, so could she still be out there somewhere?
21:46What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something?
21:48No, no, no, no!
21:49Is she dead?
21:50Well, so what happened to her?
21:55You ate her.
21:56What?
21:57You know, you absorbed her.
21:59It was in utero. It was very early on.
22:01I didn't want to tell you because I know how you can overreact sometimes.
22:05Overreact?!
22:06Great, so I'm a sister-eating cannibal.
22:11For me to live, somebody had to die?
22:14This is why I go around always feeling like something is missing?
22:17Can I have a big hole in my heart?
22:19I think what you're describing is a human condition, but continue.
22:23So what else haven't you told me?
22:24Nothing.
22:26Except...
22:28I miss you.
22:30And I want you to move back home.
22:32Well, I bet. I'm the only child you have left.
22:35Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house.
22:38I was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of...
22:41Dumb-dumb.
22:43I wish you wouldn't call him that.
22:45Why would you prefer that I call him?
22:46Well...
22:48Stepdad?
22:49What?
22:50He asked me to marry him.
22:52What?!
22:53Don't overreact.
22:54Would we want to get married next week?
22:56Next week?!
22:57Oh my god, please tell me that he's dying and you're granting him his last request?
23:01Or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on?
23:03Or have you just lost your mind?
23:05Honey, I love him and I don't want to wait one other second, but I would really like your blessing.
23:11My god.
23:14Not possible.
23:17We went through such a tough time together.
23:20You and I.
23:22But it's been six years now.
23:24I was hoping that you would at least understand.
23:29Well, I was hoping I had a twin sister.
23:31But I ate her.
23:33So we can't have everything!
23:34Do you bruise easily?
23:35Why?
23:36Are you going to punch me in the face now?
23:37Yes or no?
23:38No.
23:39Any breathing issues?
23:40No.
23:41Not that I know.
23:42Open your eyes.
23:43Wide.
23:44Oh.
23:45Dr. Best?
23:46Dr. Best?
23:47Dr. Best?
23:48Look up.
23:49What are you doing?
23:50Checking for blue sclera.
23:51You see here?
23:52No bluish tint.
23:53That means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta.
23:54Okay, but I don't think it's appropriate for you to be examining a student without his parent present.
23:55Yeah, dude.
23:56You're a creep.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Well, I wouldn't have to if your parent were a little more helpful.
24:01I just, I need to know what happened.
24:02Okay?
24:03Okay?
24:04Okay.
24:05Okay.
24:06Okay.
24:07Okay.
24:08Okay.
24:09Okay.
24:10Okay.
24:11Okay.
24:12Okay.
24:13Okay.
24:14Okay.
24:15Okay.
24:16Okay.
24:17Okay.
24:18Okay.
24:19Okay.
24:20Okay.
24:21Okay.
24:22I need to know what happened.
24:23Okay?
24:24I, I'm being sued for malpractice.
24:26Right?
24:27This kid's health is on the line.
24:28I'm the only one in town who seems to care.
24:30Okay.
24:31I, I get it.
24:32I, I do.
24:33I, I just found out that this school might be closing due to lack of funding.
24:38I'm not surprised.
24:39I mean, it's economics.
24:41I mean, school serves too few students.
24:44It's not financially feasible.
24:45But also, I might lose my job.
24:47I mean, this is the only job that I ever wanted.
24:51And basically the only real job I ever had.
24:54Does no one understand that?
24:55I mean, I thought, I thought maybe because of the malpractice suit, you, you could relate?
24:59I'm not losing my job.
25:01I'll prove I was right.
25:02You just watch me.
25:03What?
25:04Let me guess, that's Eddie McCroy's truck.
25:19Yeah?
25:20You want me to get Glendon for ya?
25:22No.
25:23Go home.
25:37Well, look, it's Dr. Downer.
25:39Everybody lock your doors tonight.
25:41You already broke an arm.
25:42God knows what I'll do next.
25:43Gosh.
25:44The usual garden salad with chicken to go.
25:46Emphasis on the to go part.
25:48I think everyone here would like you to go as well.
25:51Oh, come on.
25:54I have no idea why he's laughing that hard.
25:57Well, can you tell me about Glendon Ross Jr.
25:59Does he eat here?
26:00What does he like to order?
26:01You want to bring him something as an apology?
26:03That's not going to heal his arm before Saturday.
26:06I have nothing to apologize for.
26:08I just need any reason.
26:10Don't worry, Doc.
26:11This will all calm down after the game.
26:14Hey, look.
26:15You never know.
26:16The team could still win without Junior.
26:18Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
26:20For God's sake, people.
26:21Okay?
26:22This is not the World Series.
26:24This is a high school baseball game.
26:27You heard me.
26:29It's our World Series, Doc.
26:31These people went to Port One Day School from kindergarten through 12.
26:34We're all mosquitoes at heart.
26:36And we've all waited 12 years to beat those snooty Bar Harbor Peckers.
26:41Boo!
26:44The team is the War Peckers.
26:45Yeah.
26:46How long does it take to make a salad?
26:48Oh, hold.
26:49Melissa.
26:50Coming right up.
27:01Through broken lights and bridges burned.
27:16I guess I have some less things learned.
27:22My only thought was just to run.
27:34To run.
27:39And I forgot where I was from.
27:44Since my eyes were closed.
27:59Hi, friends.
28:00Guess what?
28:01Not only is my mother engaged to Dum Dum,
28:05I ate my twin sister.
28:11It's right here.
28:12Went down to the basement.
28:14It's right here in the files.
28:15What?
28:16There are paper files in the basement?
28:18It's called vanishing twin syndrome.
28:20It's a really nice way of saying, I ate my sister.
28:24Malene, why didn't you tell me?
28:26It's so dirty down there.
28:27I honestly think I just blocked it out.
28:29But now that it's about something important.
28:31But now that it's important, you mean it's saving my rep.
28:35I don't even know why I bothered you.
28:36Oh, but watch out for that.
28:38One step.
29:01Guess what?
29:10Glennon Jr. only has one kidney.
29:12Well, don't let him near me.
29:13I might try to eat the other one.
29:15The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels,
29:18with only one that might have something to do
29:20with why his arm broke so easily.
29:22Now I just need to see Jr. and ask him some questions.
29:24Why is he giving me this?
29:29Hey, Doc, I come bearing lattes.
29:32Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
29:34I, uh, don't drink foam.
29:35Yeah, give me.
29:37Better latte than never.
29:38Oh.
29:40The bar for humor in this town is very low.
29:42Anyway, Doc, I know that we're buds and all.
29:44This again.
29:45And I really like and respect you.
29:47Wait, what's going on?
29:48I'm really sorry, man.
29:49Are you Dr. Martin Best?
29:51You already served me papers.
29:52These are new papers.
29:53This is a restraining order.
29:54What?
29:55I'm really sorry, man.
29:56You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at school.
29:59You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at home.
30:01You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family
30:03or be within 300 feet of them.
30:05Are you kidding me?
30:06A restraining order?
30:07I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son.
30:09I'm really sorry, man.
30:10You want to go, like, shoot, like, darts or something?
30:11No!
30:12I don't want to go shoot darts!
30:13I don't ever want to see you again!
30:15You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right?
30:17Like, serving you papers, right?
30:18Sure!
30:20It's Louisa.
30:21She said it's an emergency.
30:22She needs to talk right away.
30:23Really?
30:24Oh.
30:25It's for you.
30:26Good.
30:27I should go.
30:29It's Junior.
30:30He's in excruciating pain.
30:31Can you please come to the school and see him?
30:32I would love to come see Junior,
30:33but his father just took out a restraining order against him.
30:35I don't want to hear excuses.
30:36He's in terrible pain.
30:37You're just five minutes away, so find a way!
30:39Yeah, he's just...
30:40Yeah.
30:41OK, OK, OK, yep, yep, yep, yep.
30:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, gosh.
30:47OK!
30:48Sorry.
30:49Are you OK?
30:50Yeah, yeah, fine.
30:51Try that.
30:53Mm-hmm.
30:54Here.
30:55Okay, yep, yep, yep. Oh, oh, oh, oh, gosh.
30:58Are you okay?
31:00Yeah, yeah, fine.
31:07Here.
31:10Um, he's, he's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain.
31:15Scale of one to ten, how bad is the pain?
31:19Eleven.
31:22Just.
31:22Oh, God.
31:27I think you might have a kidney stone, which needs to be broken up sooner than later since you only have one kidney.
31:32A fact you could have mentioned, but hey, here we are.
31:35Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
31:37Yeah, of course.
31:39That explains the back pain, but what does a kidney stone have to do with brittle bones?
31:43Should I know?
31:44Unless you're not processing protein, then you would have to be overdosing it.
31:50Kidney stone?
31:51Have you been consuming an excess of protein?
31:53Well, I do try to bulk up during the season.
31:55With what?
31:56Whole buffaloes?
31:58In there.
31:59Oh.
32:01Thank you so much.
32:02All right.
32:03Ambulance is on its way.
32:04How much protein powder have you been taking?
32:09I don't know.
32:10Like one of those a week.
32:12This should last you for a month.
32:14How long have you been abusing this stuff?
32:15I wouldn't call it abusing.
32:16It's protein powder.
32:17Yeah, well, you're one kid and he disagrees.
32:19I started sophomore year, but like I said, I ramp it up during baseball season.
32:23I needed to bulk up for playoffs.
32:25Well, you can forget about the playoffs, okay?
32:27You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now.
32:29You can break like a twig.
32:30You need to rest, stop taking the protein powder, and get your bone health back.
32:34Then I need to tell my dad.
32:36Well, of course you need to tell your dad.
32:37But then it might sound like it's my fault.
32:39It is your fault.
32:41Well, he can't know that.
32:42He was really excited about playoffs.
32:44It's a championship.
32:45He is suing me for malpractice.
32:47I could lose my job.
32:47The town could lose its doctor.
32:49It's awful, isn't it?
32:50The future being so insecure, not knowing if you're going to keep your job.
32:58What about the restraining order?
33:01And you're not even supposed to be near me, right?
33:04I could have you arrested for even being here.
33:08I just want to get this straight.
33:09Are you threatening me after I climb through a window to help you?
33:15Yes.
33:17I thought so.
33:18You should go.
33:19I'll see.
33:20Yes.
33:29Okay.
33:30Got it?
33:32Yeah, I know.
33:37Yes.
33:38I can imagine it's difficult.
33:41With the school possibly closing.
33:43And, Junior, don't worry.
33:45For the simple sound wave procedure to break up the stone,
33:47and you should be as good as new.
33:48Get it.
33:48Go.
33:49Go.
33:49Come on.
33:50Get it.
33:50I'm fine.
33:52Okay.
33:54Uh.
33:54My God, what have you done now?
34:01Nothing.
34:03Couldn't find any dynamite.
34:05What?
34:06We are not a family of criminals.
34:08I'm kidding.
34:09You're the one with a restraining order and a lawsuit against you.
34:13Are you doing okay?
34:14I'm fine.
34:15I mean, I might lose my job because of that blustering, egomaniacal asshat.
34:19It's insanity.
34:20Oh, wait a minute.
34:22Does that mean that you actually want to keep your job here?
34:26Of course.
34:27You want to continue to practice medicine here in Port Wynn?
34:31You like it here?
34:33That's not what I said.
34:34Oh.
34:35That's not what I said.
34:35Oh, come on.
34:37Yeah, admit it.
34:38Admit it.
34:38You're starting to be happy here.
34:41Nope.
34:41Not what I said.
34:42It's the principal.
34:43Release me, please.
34:44All right.
34:45How about this?
34:45How about I take out your rival and you take out mine?
34:49Mm.
34:50This has been constructive.
34:51Look, if you want to keep your job, you want to save your career, you're going to have
34:55to stand up to this asshat.
34:57Come on.
34:58Put up a fight.
35:00Like me.
35:01With dynamite.
35:02Well, could look fine in any.
35:04I looked everywhere.
35:12Go Skeets!
35:14Go Skeets.
35:15What's the matter?
35:17Nothing.
35:17Just who knows how many we'll have left.
35:20The future is promised to no one.
35:23Ah!
35:24God, that's your blood.
35:26Uh, what's going on?
35:27Okay, look, don't tell anyone, but the school might be closing due to lack of funding.
35:34What?
35:35Port One Day School?
35:37That's all of our childhoods.
35:38There's like 20 million memories in there.
35:41Exactly.
35:42Yes.
35:42Are you okay?
35:43Port One Day is like your whole life.
35:46Finally, someone gets it.
35:48I mean, look, school is never my thing, but everybody knows that you're like the best
35:52teacher ever.
35:54Seriously, people don't shut up about that.
35:57Oh.
35:58Oh.
36:00Wait, I know that you're looking for a place to live.
36:03You've seen my show?
36:06Bits and pieces.
36:07You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room.
36:11Do you want to be my roommate?
36:13Are you serious?
36:14Yes.
36:19You'll be like the sister I never ate.
36:22Huh?
36:28Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:34Yay!
36:35Yay!
36:37Let's go!
36:50Let's go, Paul!
36:55Let's go, woodpuckers!
37:01Let's go!
37:02Come on, y'all!
37:03Let's go!
37:05Go, Skid!
37:06Hey, let's go, guys!
37:11This is...
37:11No!
37:12No, no, no, no, no, Kenju, Doc, no!
37:16Get out of here.
37:16Come on, you know, you know this is killing me,
37:18but you've got to remain 300 feet away from anybody in the Ross family.
37:21Sit down, Dr. Downer.
37:23We might actually win this game.
37:25Yeah, hey, can you believe it?
37:26I think this is the most exciting game we've ever had in Mosquito history.
37:29Ow!
37:30Wow, we really got to rethink the team name.
37:32These things are bastards.
37:33Anyhow, we're down and running the seventh, right?
37:36Paul Parks gets up there, hits an amazing single.
37:39Slides into first, twists his ankle, so we just sent out a pinch runner.
37:45What's he doing in the game?
37:46Because he's our fastest runner, Doc.
37:47Don't worry, he could break every bone in his body.
37:49Let's go, Junior!
37:50Come on, Junior!
37:51Let's go, Junior!
37:53Come on, Junior!
37:53Let's go, Junior!
37:54Let's go, Junior!
37:55Let's go, Junior!
37:56Let's go, Junior!
38:06Let's go, Junior!
38:07Let's go, Junior!
38:08Let's go, Junior!
38:09Let's go, Junior!
38:10Let's go, Junior!
38:11Let's go, Junior!
38:12Let's go, Junior!
38:13Let's go, Junior!
38:14Let's go, Junior!
38:15Let's go, Junior!
38:16Let's go, Junior!
38:17Let's go, Junior!
38:18Let's go, Junior!
38:19Let's go, Junior!
38:20All right, there we go!
38:21There we go!
38:22Come on.
38:23Come on!
38:24Come on!
38:25Shaguar!
38:28It looked outside to me.
38:31It looked outside.
38:32Okay, we got it, we got it.
38:48Shaguar!
38:55Go!
38:58Go!
39:00Go!
39:01Come on!
39:02Hey!
39:09Come on, come on, come on.
39:15Go, Julia!
39:16Okay!
39:17Okay!
39:18Let's go, Julia!
39:20Go!
39:26Go!
39:28Sit him up!
39:29Sit him up!
39:30Sit him up!
39:31Sit him up!
39:32Sit him up!
39:40Come on, boys!
39:41We're gonna make it!
39:44Slide!
39:45Slide!
39:46Slide!
39:47I'm helping you now!
39:49No!
39:50No!
39:51No!
39:52No!
39:53No!
39:54No!
39:55No!
40:06Slide!
40:07Slide!
40:08Keep going home!
40:09Slide home, Junior!
40:10Slide home!
40:11Slide home!
40:12No!
40:13No!
40:14No!
40:15No!
40:16No!
40:17No!
40:18No!
40:19No!
40:20No!
40:21No!
40:22No!
40:23No!
40:24No!
40:25No!
40:26No!
40:27No!
40:28No!
40:29No!
40:30No!
40:31No!
40:32No!
40:33No!
40:34No!
40:35What's happening?
40:36What's going on?
40:37What the hell's wrong with you?
40:38Why would you do that?
40:39You forget about the lawsuit.
40:40You're going to jail.
40:41Dad, stop!
40:42He did it for me.
40:43He's the reason he got hurt in the first place.
40:45No!
40:46I am.
40:47I took too much protein powder and it made my bones brittle.
40:52Why would you do something so stupid?
40:54Because I want to make you proud of me.
40:56Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
41:00Hey, you heard that everybody?
41:02Doc B is a hero!
41:04Time!
41:05Time!
41:06Poor Wen is disqualified for fan interference!
41:10Boo!
41:11Boo!
41:12Boo!
41:13Boo!
41:14Boo!
41:15I spoke too soon.
41:16Doc, you should sneak out the back.
41:24Yes, I'm sure.
41:28I talked to my lawyers.
41:30That sounds expensive.
41:31What now?
41:32Dropping the lawsuit.
41:35Thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son.
41:38Well, no help from you.
41:39Hey, will you let me finish before I change my mind?
41:43What I'm trying to say is I won't tell anybody about Boston.
41:48There's nothing to tell.
41:51Well, there's plenty to tell.
41:53But I'm not telling anyone.
41:57For now.
42:01All right, champ.
42:02Be careful.
42:03He's a bag of bones.
42:05Hey.
42:07Good job out there.
42:09Oh!
42:10You will never beat us!
42:13Never, never, never, never!
42:15I'll beat you with my bare hands, but I don't touch trash.
42:18Oh, who you calling trash?
42:20You.
42:21You smell like an old rotten herring.
42:24You, you, you, you slimy old slob.
42:27You say that again.
42:28You slimy old slob!
42:29You.
42:37Happens every year.
42:38Every year?
42:39Mm-hmm.
42:40Mm-hmm.
42:41Mm-hmm.
42:51Go, Skids!
42:53Mm-hmm.
42:57Mm-hmm.
42:59Mm-hmm.
43:01Mm-hmm.
43:03Yeah.
43:33Yeah.
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