Jesse Watters Primetime (Full Episode) | January 21, 2026
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00:00Welcome to Jesse Waters' prime time tonight.
00:05They loved me.
00:06They called me daddy, right, last time.
00:08Very smart man said he's our daddy.
00:10And I went from running it to being a terrible human being.
00:13Daddy's coming home with Greenland?
00:17Well, the deal is going to be put out pretty soon.
00:20It gets us everything we needed to get.
00:22Are you a race traitor?
00:23No, y'all are throwing race into all of this.
00:25I'm Jewish!
00:27My ancestors were murdered by Nazis
00:29and now you guys are back doing it all over again.
00:32God will not forgive you for this.
00:35You will go to hell.
00:36Ice wins over women.
00:39Kind of.
00:40I had a run in with ice.
00:43They called me sir.
00:45They threatened to check my body.
00:48You said you wanted to make a movie.
00:50You think this is funny?
00:52That would be child pornography.
00:55Hey.
00:56Predators, pedophiles, and perverts.
00:59Busted.
01:00Chris Hansen is here.
01:02It tried to kiss her at the door, Sam.
01:08Plus...
01:09If Trump runs for a third term,
01:11do you think your husband would consider running?
01:14I would actively work against that.
01:26Daddy's back and he's bringing home the bacon.
01:29Davos rolled out the red carpet, but Trump's a realist and he can read a room.
01:34It's great to be back in beautiful Davos, Switzerland, and to address so many respected business leaders, so many friends, a few enemies.
01:49A few enemies flew no kings flags over Switzerland.
01:53They forgot Europeans still have a king.
01:56The Europeans can be a little two-faced.
01:59They loved me.
02:01They called me daddy, right, last time.
02:05Very smart man said, he's our daddy.
02:08He's running it.
02:09I was like running it.
02:10I went from running it to being a terrible human being.
02:13Daddy can be great until you misbehave.
02:16Then you need them to whip you into shape.
02:19Sometimes the Europeans think they can run things on their own.
02:23We don't know if that's nostalgia or delusion, but it's affecting our relationship.
02:29Certain places in Europe are not even recognizable, frankly, anymore.
02:33They're not recognizable.
02:36And we can argue about it, but there's no argument.
02:39Friends come back from different places.
02:41I don't want to insult anybody and say, I don't recognize it.
02:46And I love Europe and I want to see Europe go good.
02:50But it's not heading in the right direction.
02:53Europe used to be great, but they started too many wars they couldn't win.
02:57Opened their borders.
02:59Stopped having babies.
03:01And went full-blown socialist because they knew we had their back.
03:06One of the worst things they did was listen to Al Gore.
03:09That's how China swooped in and ate their lunch.
03:13There are windmills all over Europe.
03:16There are windmills all over the place.
03:19And they are losers.
03:21China's very smart.
03:22They make them.
03:23They sell them for a fortune.
03:25They sell them to the stupid people that buy them.
03:28But they don't use them themselves.
03:29Europe's buying windmills from China and oil from Russia.
03:34And they're wondering why they're barely slogging along.
03:38They must be blind.
03:40I called up Emmanuel Macron.
03:43I watched him yesterday with those beautiful sunglasses.
03:48What the hell happened?
03:52Macron can't see straight with the shades on his face.
03:55And neither can the whole continent.
03:57Finland, who we like, is getting too big for its britches.
04:01The Prime Minister said, we don't need Uncle Sam.
04:04We can go it alone.
04:06Can Europe defend itself?
04:08My answer is unequivocally, yes.
04:10Without the Americans?
04:12Without the Americans. I mean...
04:13How?
04:14Well, look.
04:16But you're relying on them for these key elements.
04:18Even the NATO chief was like, really, Finland? Really?
04:23Alex, I love you, but you are not producing enough.
04:26Your defense industrial base has to ramp up and you know it, so please spend time on that.
04:32There comes a time in any father's life when they sit their kid down and say,
04:36son, you can't keep asking for money.
04:39I'm not a bank.
04:41Move out of the garage and get a job.
04:43And at first, you might not like it.
04:45You might think daddy's being mean.
04:47But when you're older, you realize that daddy knows best.
04:50I really believe you can be happy that he is there because he has forced us in Europe
04:55to step up to face the consequences that we have to take care more of our own defense.
04:59I'm absolutely convinced.
05:00Without Donald Trump, we would not have taken those decisions and they are crucial,
05:04particularly for the European and the Canadian side of NATO to really grow up in the post-Cold War world.
05:11The Europeans know they need to grow up and pull their weight.
05:13They used to be able to shake down Barack and Biden and flatter them with empty promises and those European accents.
05:23And our leaders fell for it because they fetishize the concept of alliances.
05:27Like a grad student who doesn't know the first thing about real power.
05:32Poland, who we also love, says, oh yeah, over a hundred years ago we beat Lenin.
05:38You are not happy with this answer, I suppose, of Mark Rutte, that we need Donald Trump in the European Union,
05:47but we believe in our military service in Poland.
05:51I would like to add that Poland won with the Soviets and Bolsheviks.
05:56Finland won with the Soviets and Bolsheviks.
05:59Okay, Poland, that was World War I. How'd World War II go?
06:04Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German and a little Japanese, perhaps.
06:11The Europeans have a very selective memory.
06:14Hitler dominated Denmark and we babysat Greenland for, what, four years?
06:20And we don't even get a thank you.
06:23After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark.
06:27How stupid were we to do that?
06:30But we did it.
06:32But we gave it back.
06:34But how ungrateful are they now?
06:37Trump's still looking for spoils from World War II.
06:41Greenland's not too much to ask for.
06:43It's just an iceberg.
06:45So we want a piece of ice for world protection.
06:49And they won't give it.
06:51We've never asked for anything else.
06:52Or anything else.
06:53And we could have kept that piece of land.
06:57And we didn't.
06:58So they have a choice.
07:01You can say yes.
07:03And we will be very appreciative.
07:06Or you can say no.
07:08And we will remember.
07:09Trump's like, you live in my home.
07:12You're on the family phone plan.
07:14We have dogs that you'd never take care of.
07:17You said you would, but you'd never do.
07:19A little appreciation would be nice.
07:21It's not like we want Greenland so our friends can't have it.
07:24The Danes, the French, the Finns, the Poles.
07:27It's all for us.
07:29It's even for the Greenlanders.
07:32We'll pay for it, develop it, and defend it.
07:35And that will give the Europeans more time to fish and ride Vespas and go to the sauna.
07:41Do whatever it is they do.
07:43All they have to do is sign on the dotted line.
07:45All we're asking for is to get Greenland, including right title and ownership, because you need the ownership to defend it.
07:56You can't defend it on a lease.
07:58Number one, legally it's not defensible that way, totally.
08:04And number two, psychologically, who the hell wants to defend a license agreement?
08:10When you rent a house, let's be honest, you kind of beat it up.
08:16You spill, you stain, you scuff, because you know someone else owns it, and they'll take care of it.
08:22I mean, I don't do that when I rent, but people do.
08:26And when you own a house, not only do you defend it, but you fix it up, you paint it, maybe put in a tennis court.
08:33This is a real estate transaction.
08:35Sure, Greenland's not officially on the market, but sometimes people don't realize they want to sell until someone makes them an offer.
08:44And it's not gunboat diplomacy like Venezuela.
08:47We don't even have an aircraft carrier anywhere near Greenland.
08:50The military is not on the table.
08:52I don't, I don't think it'll be necessary.
08:54I really don't.
08:55Okay.
08:56I think people are going to use better judgment and use their best judgment.
09:00And I don't think that will not be necessary.
09:03Trump says we're not invading Greenland and Denmark tells us to go F ourselves.
09:09Who's being insane here?
09:11The Europeans mobilized and deployed 34 soldiers to defend Greenland from the U.S. military.
09:19The question the media should be asking is, have the Europeans lost it?
09:23Denmark's being so ridiculous, we're not even negotiating with them.
09:29Mr. President, the Danish foreign minister rejected your call to negotiate on Greenland.
09:34What, what will-
09:35I didn't call him.
09:37No, sorry.
09:38I don't like getting a second hand.
09:39If he wants to tell me, he'll tell me that's in my face.
09:42And when will you be discussing this?
09:43I have no idea.
09:44I'll be discussing it with this man right here.
09:48He's frankly more important.
09:50Trump went over Denmark's head to go negotiate directly with NATO.
09:55And guess what?
09:57Trump's leaving Davos with a deal.
09:59Quote, based on a very productive meeting that I have had with the Secretary General of NATO, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and in fact, the entire Arctic region.
10:13This solution, if consummated, will be a great one for the United States of America and all NATO nations.
10:20So it's a framework for a deal.
10:23We can call that progress.
10:25Does it still include the United States having ownership of Greenland like you've said you wanted?
10:32It's a long-term deal.
10:35It's the ultimate long-term deal.
10:38And I think it puts everybody in a really good position, especially as it pertains to security and minerals and everything else.
10:46Brett Baer spoke to NATO Chief Mark Root, who confirmed Europe is going to be giving in a little on Greenland.
10:52Today, this agreement on working collectively on this deal getting done on the Arctic region, I think we can really commend him for taking that leadership role.
11:04He is doing exactly what I hope he would do when he was reelected, knowing him from his first term in office.
11:09And he is right that collectively we have to protect the Arctic region.
11:13This is why you can't trust the media.
11:16All week, what did they tell us?
11:18Trump was going to attack Greenland.
11:20We were going to go to war with NATO and fracture the alliance.
11:25They said he was mentally ill.
11:27But wait!
11:29Trump and the NATO chief are setting up a deal for Greenland.
11:32And there's not going to be any trade war, any war.
11:37And Marco and J.D. Vance are going to work out the details.
11:40Europe and America are going to be rich and safe.
11:44And Greenland gets McDonald's.
11:46It's a win for everybody.
11:48Everybody knows if a civilization isn't growing, it's dying.
11:52Now, we're not overextending.
11:55It's just a nice buffer, a nice piece of property with a few native villagers who can help us mine minerals and start rooting for the New England patriots.
12:05You'd think of all countries, Canada, our neighbor to the north, would be ecstatic.
12:10But they're acting like we dumped them.
12:13Canada gets a lot of freebies from us, by the way.
12:15They should be grateful also, but they're not.
12:17I watched your prime minister yesterday.
12:20He wasn't so grateful.
12:22But they should be grateful to us.
12:24Canada.
12:25Canada lives because of the United States.
12:27Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements?
12:32Look how the media is covering this.
12:34Trump backs down on taking Greenland.
12:38So when he was going to invade, he's a bully.
12:41And when he doesn't invade, he's weak.
12:43Even after he got a handshake deal, the media spins it like he's retreating.
12:49Well, I guess he's retreating with Greenland in his pocket.
12:53Are American reporters upset that we're about to acquire the world's biggest island?
12:58Or are they upset that they were wrong and Trump's getting results?
13:02Either way, America is expanding.
13:06And when there's an American boom, we boom together.
13:10I met Mr. Toyota in Japan.
13:13I said, what's your name? Toyota.
13:15I said, oh, do you own the car company?
13:18Yes, 92%.
13:20I said, you didn't have to be that specific.
13:23But I said, you're rich.
13:25Yes, yes, I'm rich.
13:27But he just announced he's going to do $10 billion worth of plants.
13:30Davos, to steal Charlie Kirk's words, was a turning point.
13:35America has reset the agenda and is schooling the world on what works and what doesn't.
13:41Open borders, outsourcing jobs, printing money to pay for socialism is a death sentence.
13:47And it wasn't just Trump delivering that message.
13:49American CEOs flew to Davos to tell the euros straight to their face.
13:55Listen.
13:56I cannot imagine how painful it was each and every day under the Biden administration to look at what new crazy proposal was being put into place to solve a problem that didn't even exist.
14:10There were so many decisions that were so poorly thought out in terms of economic consequences, it cost the U.S. economy dearly.
14:21I cannot emphasize that enough.
14:25Biden would go overseas.
14:27He'd sign every treaty the Europeans put in front of him.
14:30He gave away billions of dollars.
14:32AutoPen went wild.
14:34Energy prices sky high.
14:36China, Russia ran wild.
14:37And then he'd go doze off at meetings or wander in an Italian field all alone and hit the sheets before the dinner party.
14:45And guess what?
14:47The Europeans loved him.
14:50Why?
14:52Because he was asleep and they had the man on a leash.
14:56He just handed out checks, patted everybody on the back and forgot what century it was.
15:01What Trump's doing in Europe, this sends a message to China and Russia that the alliance is strong, that the American economy is back and ambitious.
15:12And we can create a new world order that works for us, not them.
15:17And that is the definition of America first.
15:20Making Money host Charles Payne with the hat.
15:23I'm loving it.
15:24Charles, I mean, you've seen the press cover this guy for almost 10 years and every day it's a drama.
15:31The world's going to fall apart.
15:32We're going to war.
15:33It's a recession.
15:35And every darn time never happens.
15:39And he delivers.
15:40Why do they still cover him like this?
15:44They can't help it.
15:45I mean, they just cannot help it.
15:46As soon as this deal was announced, you started seeing in the financial media,
15:49TACO TRUMP, TACO TRUMP, TRUMP BLINKS.
15:52You know, it's like the market went down 2%.
15:55Trump was, he, are you nuts?
15:57Are you crazy?
15:58This is, this is like, you just can't win.
16:01To your point, beginning at the first part of this, this second term,
16:06Trump is an isolationist.
16:07America is going to be an autarky.
16:09We're going to live within ourselves.
16:10We won't deal with anyone.
16:11Now he's got a global reach.
16:13He's a colonist.
16:14He wants to invade nations.
16:16Which one?
16:17I mean, they just can't get a grasp on them.
16:19And it's just so pathetic because this is in everyone's best interest.
16:24It's in everyone's best interest.
16:25And I understand Europe.
16:26Their, their feelings are hurt, right?
16:28I mean, they were amazing.
16:29I went to Rome for Christmas, right?
16:31It's a great place to visit.
16:32It used to be amazing.
16:33Absolutely amazing.
16:34They need our help.
16:36When I hear these leaders talking about being able to beat Russia or, or, or to do things
16:40without us, they're nuts.
16:41It's like Scottie Pippen saying he would have won six championships without Jordan.
16:45It ain't happening.
16:46You might think it could have happened, but it's not happening.
16:48Yeah.
16:49But Pippen was the man.
16:50I don't even want to compare Pippen to Europe.
16:52I think we could make this better analogy.
16:54That's true.
16:55So I'm going to, I'm going to Paris.
16:57Maybe Steve Kerr.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Right.
17:00I'm, I'm going to Paris with Emma later in the year, and I'm really looking forward
17:04to it.
17:05You see Macron with the sunglasses.
17:07I don't know if his wife slapped him again, or he has pink eye or what the hell is going
17:11on.
17:12Why do they act so tough?
17:13All these tough guys over there with their big mouths.
17:16And you know, Trump's so easy to figure out.
17:19He just wants a little appreciation for all the United States has done.
17:24Yeah.
17:25It's not that hard.
17:26Yeah.
17:27The guy in charge of NATO, he did the secretary general, he figured it out.
17:32I mean, he was brilliant.
17:33He handled this brilliantly, smartly.
17:35In the meantime, Mark Carney, the prime minister of Canada, the most ungrateful person you could
17:40imagine complaining about the world order and the rules and how they used to work for everyone.
17:46And it's just despicable.
17:47You know, America's blood, half a million people, half a million soldiers died, you
17:53know, saving the world in just two world wars.
17:56They weren't, they weren't, they didn't die in our soil.
17:58You know, no, there wasn't a war in our soil.
18:00You know, you think about the Marshall Plan.
18:02You think about all the amazing things that America contributes to the world.
18:06President Trump is right.
18:07You know, we are the only superpower truly left right now.
18:11We're the only thing stopping the rest of the world from being swallowed up by the dragon
18:15bear of China and Russia.
18:17Be grateful.
18:18Don't run to Russia and ask China and run for ask for help.
18:21Because if you think Trump is a dictator, your kids are going to have to learn Mandarin
18:24if you think China is going to come to your rescue.
18:26I mean, that's such a great point.
18:27You know, we saved their tails in World War II.
18:30We set up this great system where we'd open up our country, no tariffs.
18:34They sell all the products here.
18:36We protect the whole world, all the shipping lanes, everything.
18:39They got it made.
18:40And then the minute we try to change the world again, because the world's changing,
18:44they say, no, I don't want to go along with that.
18:46Right.
18:47Well, I mean, the last time you went along with us, it worked out pretty well, didn't it?
18:51Right.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Yeah.
18:54The bottom line, Jesse, is they blew it.
18:55In my old building I worked in, there was a security guard.
18:57I used to work the night shift.
18:58I'd see him every morning with headphones on.
18:59I said, my man, you could be taking college courses every night.
19:03You could have a degree by now.
19:04He'd always say, you're right, you're right, you're right.
19:06That's Europe.
19:07They had it made.
19:08They could have built an amazing country.
19:10Instead, they just coasted along on our coattails, and we're saying enough is enough.
19:14You've got to pull yourself up by the bootstraps.
19:16You're right.
19:17They coasted, turned to socialism, and now are turning to China.
19:20That's not going to work.
19:21Charles Payne, tip of the hat to you.
19:24Have a good night.
19:25All right.
19:26Gavin Newsom goes to Davos to hot dog Trump, but gets locked out of the house.
19:34Everybody's leaving California, even their governor.
19:37He's on a field trip to Davos, and he's causing trouble.
19:41He doesn't even know what he's doing or why he's there, but at least he's having fun, right?
19:46That was until Trump took the stage.
19:49It was remarkably boring.
19:51It was remarkably insignificant.
19:55Boring?
19:56What does Gavin know about working a crowd?
19:59Primetime went through the archives.
20:01We cannot find a single exciting speech or memorable phrase Gavin's delivered throughout
20:06his entire career.
20:08And the man's been in politics his whole life.
20:11They didn't even let him speak at Kamala's coronation.
20:14They just used him for his pom-poms.
20:17Trump's been a perfect gentleman to Gavin overseas.
20:20He even paid him a little compliment.
20:22Listen.
20:23Gavin's a good guy.
20:24We did help them a lot in Los Angeles.
20:26A lot with the early, early in my term when they had some problems.
20:31But we would love to do it.
20:33I will say this.
20:34If I were a Democrat governor or whatever, I would call up Trump.
20:37I'd say, come on in.
20:38Make us look good.
20:39Because we're cutting crime down to nothing.
20:42And we're taking people out, career criminals, who are only going to do bad things.
20:47And we're bringing them back to their countries.
20:50Gavin said Trump was a T-Rex.
20:52You either mate with him or he eats you.
20:55Trump saying, come to bed, Gav.
20:57We can make California beautiful again.
21:01The bloodhound's not feeling it, though.
21:03He says Gavin's a hot mess.
21:04All sizzle, no steak.
21:06Governor Newsom, who strikes me as Patrick Bateman meets Sparkle Beach Ken, may be the
21:11only Californian who knows less about economics than Kamala Harris.
21:16He's here this week with his billionaire sugar daddy, Alex Soros.
21:22My message to Governor Newsom is the Trump administration is coming to California.
21:27We are going to crack down on waste, fraud, and abuse.
21:31How much did Gavin spend flying to the Swiss Alps?
21:34We're about to find out.
21:36Newsom's always struck me as slightly European.
21:39That's why he had a little heart-to-heart with his French soulmates.
21:42You criticized world leaders when you got here, saying that some of these European leaders
21:46have capitulated to the president.
21:48In the past.
21:49You said you should have brought knee pads.
21:51What have you heard from them since then?
21:53A lot.
21:54I heard a surprising number say, glad you made those comments.
21:59The exact opposite of what you might expect.
22:02Gavin seems to have a lot of secret conversations no one can verify.
22:07Biden did too, remember?
22:09There must be voices in their heads.
22:11Or is Gavin just whispering with the Europeans like a bunch of girls?
22:16Because we know the Europeans and Democrats can be two-faced.
22:19Now, if you want to go to the party, you've got to play nice with the guy running the door.
22:23Gavin tried to crash the USA House party in Davos.
22:28Trump bounced them.
22:30Gavin complained and then the White House fired back.
22:33No one in Davos knows who third-rate Governor Newsom is or why he's frolicking around Switzerland
22:39instead of fixing the many problems he created in California.
22:43And later, Trump said, all right, swing by a little after 10.
22:48The president's being the bigger person here.
22:50Gavin hasn't rebuilt a single home in the Palisades.
22:54But he's off frolicking with foreign leaders.
22:5647 is just flipping on the lights, cutting the music and telling Gavin, go fix your state, bud.
23:02But Bernie's calling Trump the immature one.
23:06It's like a narcissistic four-year-old spoiled brat.
23:11You know?
23:12Yeah.
23:13I'm going to yell and scream because I didn't get my extra cup of ice cream.
23:18So, you know.
23:19Kentucky's Democrat governor is also in Davos and he kind of caught Gavin's TDS.
23:26The speech was dangerous.
23:28It was disrespectful and it was unhinged.
23:31You saw him ramble on in stories and even try to do voices.
23:35I mean, this is really concerning.
23:38And for the United States, frankly, embarrassing.
23:40All right.
23:41Have a sense of humor.
23:42Is Trump a four-year-old brat or an aging, mentally ill dictator?
23:46You got to pick a lane.
23:48The ladies of The View, they can't.
23:50They're swerving all over the road straight toward a coup.
23:54The 25th amendment requires the cabinet around him to act.
23:57I understand.
23:58But we're talking to them.
23:59Well, I know, but I'm just as a dose of reality, his cabinet is squarely with him.
24:02Yes.
24:03Though I do think.
24:04And it's time for them to go to.
24:05The View was fine with Biden falling asleep and wandering off.
24:10But Trump busts his buddy's chops about wearing sunglasses and they want to whack him?
24:14Notice what they never call Trump.
24:17Dumb.
24:18Because they know he's smart.
24:20And that's what scares them the most.
24:23Outkick.
24:24Outkick.com host and co-host of The Big Weekend Show, Tommy Lahren.
24:27All right, Tommy.
24:28How did Gavin do in Davos?
24:32Well, I'll tell you, I saw photos of him in the corner and nobody put Sparkle Beach Ken
24:38in the corner, Jesse.
24:39But that's honestly where he belongs.
24:42You know, I have a small bone to pick with you though, Jesse, because earlier on The Five,
24:45I heard you refer to him as Greasy Gavin.
24:48Now, I coined that term almost 10 years ago, Jesse, and you didn't give me credit for it.
24:53But that's okay.
24:54Because Sparkle Beach Ken might be an even better name.
24:58If we're not going to use Greasy, we can use Sparkle Beach Ken.
25:01But honestly, I don't know if you've seen a Sparkle Beach Ken.
25:04I looked it up.
25:05It looks just like Gavin.
25:07And that's probably a compliment to Gavin, to be honest.
25:10But you know, it fits perfectly.
25:12I don't know why Gavin was there.
25:13I don't know why Andy Beshear was there.
25:15They all looked ridiculous.
25:16That's the closest they're ever going to get to world leaders standing there, you know,
25:20holding Trump's purse exactly where they belong.
25:23Yeah, Sparkle Beach Ken, he also can cross his legs in very elastic ways.
25:29You wouldn't believe it.
25:30Not that I play with dolls, Tommy.
25:32I've just, I've seen it unpackaged.
25:35That sounded even worse.
25:37The men and women who are at Davos right now, and people even at home, Democrats,
25:44maybe not people who are on Trump's side, why don't they understand that Trump just wants
25:50Greenland to make America and Europe strong again?
25:55Well, Jesse, it's because they root against the United States whenever President Trump
26:00is president, and that's obvious.
26:02So they root against their own team.
26:03I mean, it's utterly ridiculous.
26:05It's like Freddie Freeman rooting against Shohei Ohtani.
26:08It makes no sense.
26:09But that's the Democrat Party for you.
26:11I will say, though, I have an idea, a negotiation tool, Jesse.
26:15Yes.
26:16Denmark, I know what we can give them.
26:18We give them our illegal aliens.
26:19We let our diversity be their strength.
26:22I think that's a fantastic trade-off.
26:24They can take our illegals.
26:26We take Greenland.
26:27It sounds beautiful to me.
26:29Spread the diversity and the strength to the Danes.
26:32Okay.
26:33And I'm sorry about ripping off, Greasy.
26:35I didn't know you'd coined it.
26:37I didn't give you proper credit.
26:39You're like Trump.
26:40You always want the credit.
26:41It's okay.
26:42We'll give it to you.
26:43Greasy's yours, Tommy.
26:45Victory has been achieved in Minneapolis.
26:48Chris Hansen is here.
26:54Primetime victory.
26:55Tonight, we have declared officially victory in the Battle of Somaliland.
26:59J.D. is going to make it official tomorrow and plant his flag in Minnesota.
27:03ICE has conquered the pirate ship.
27:06In year one of the golden age, 10,000 illegals sucked out of Minneapolis.
27:123,000 cuffed in the last six weeks alone.
27:15This is going to be huge for future elections.
27:18Minnesota held onto a congressional seat by just 89 people during the last census.
27:24Trump's already deported enough illegals to erase that seat before the next one.
27:28Easy.
27:29But it gets better.
27:31Tim Walls is tapping out of reelection.
27:33Nick Shirley got to him.
27:35Ilhan Omar, Jacob Smallfry, and the AG, all under investigation.
27:40The Battle of Somaliland was anything but easy.
27:44ICE stalkers, they fought hard.
27:46You like to be a race traitor?
27:48You guys tried to detain your own person.
27:51You have the reading level of a f***ing eighth grader.
27:54Now, if you think they sound nasty, wait until you hear them sing.
27:59I had a run in with ICE last year in March.
28:04They called me sir and they made it quite clear.
28:09They threatened to check my body to see if I was trans.
28:18They're exact words.
28:19Before I knew they'd surrounded my car.
28:25Two on each side.
28:27One in front.
28:28Like a star.
28:30But in the end, whistle mommies lost.
28:33The pirate ship sank.
28:35And it's time to leave the lawyers behind in Minnesota.
28:38Let them sniff out the rest of the Somali fraud.
28:40Now it's about shifting manpower out west.
28:43Time for Homan to hit the Golden State.
28:46California, they work with ICE allegedly.
28:49That's according to Gavin Newsom.
28:51Prove us wrong.
28:53We work very directly with ICE as it relates to CDCR, our state prison.
28:59Okay, we're about to find out.
29:01Let's see how he handles Bovino's boys.
29:03He better book his flight home from Davos fast because things are heating up at home.
29:07Not fires this time.
29:09Just today, another criminal illegal rammed law enforcement.
29:13The agent had no choice and fired his weapon.
29:16The suspect was identified as William Carballo.
29:19Don't let his first name fool you.
29:21He's the worst of the worst.
29:23A Maryland dad twin.
29:25An alleged human smuggler with two priors.
29:28Guys like this are who Van Hollen wants to have margs with.
29:32One of the things that gives me great hope, even amidst all of this division and chaos sown by Donald Trump, are the patriots in places like Minneapolis who are standing up blowing whistles to protect their neighbors.
29:48When you deport enough Maryland dads, you get fewer migrant voters.
29:53Fewer voters means fewer congressional seats.
29:56Seats disappear.
29:57Power disappears.
29:58Less power means less spending.
30:00And that's why the left's mad as hell.
30:03Let's bring in takedown host Chris Hansen.
30:07You just busted an alleged predator.
30:10Meet Sam.
30:12He's charged with solicitation of a minor and you caught him in Louisiana.
30:16Watch.
30:17My kids.
30:18Please.
30:19Please.
30:20You should have thought about your kids before you had this conversation.
30:23You tried to kiss her at the door.
30:25You tried to kiss her at the door, Sam.
30:27Well, then why did you do it?
30:32Let me step in.
30:34You what?
30:35Oh, my God.
30:37Please.
30:38We're not going to kill you.
30:40Please.
30:41Please.
30:42Please.
30:43Why did you come over here and try to kiss the girl and sit on the couch after having,
30:48trying to talk about sex with her?
30:49You told her to take a shower.
30:51You said clean your ass good, baby.
30:54Were those crocodile tears?
30:56They weren't crocodile tears.
30:57And here's the parallel.
30:59We've been doing investigations from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and Dickinson County
31:03to Livingston Parish, Louisiana, where you just saw Sam.
31:06They all want you to feel sorry for them, just like the illegal immigrants.
31:10But at the end of the day, if we don't catch them, guess what they're going to be doing?
31:14If we weren't there, what would he be doing with a young teenage girl?
31:17Well, you think about all these people that Bovino and Holman are busting.
31:22They're almost all criminals.
31:24And if you're just going to leave them on the streets like the left wants, what are they doing?
31:31They're just going to prey on people.
31:32Well, exactly.
31:33And we see this in our investigations.
31:36As you know, we've also embedded with ICE and with HSI.
31:40And as the protesters are outside marching, they're inside planning and identifying sexual predators
31:47and people who have preyed on children to go arrest them, people who are in this country illegally.
31:52And there's a disconnect between the protests and what they're thinking and the reality of what ICE is trying to do here.
32:00And I think sometimes what we try to do, there was another guy in that Livingston Parish investigation.
32:05He was young.
32:06I started to feel sorry for him.
32:07And guess what, Jesse?
32:09They opened up his backpack.
32:11He had a loaded 9-millimeter gun in there.
32:13So what happens if we're not there and he's alone with a child with a gun?
32:17Omar says that we're not arresting any criminals.
32:21We haven't proved that we've arrested any criminals.
32:24But they have criminal warrants for them in most cases, Jesse.
32:27That's the thing.
32:28They just don't go out and throw a net out, right, to get anybody who's in this country illegally.
32:33They, in most cases, have committed a crime.
32:35And there's a warrant, there's evidence.
32:36Well, that's how they're framing it.
32:37They're saying they're pulling people over when they hear accents.
32:40They're saying they're set up road traps and just ask everybody that drives by, show ID.
32:45If you don't have it, they send you on an ICE bus.
32:46You know how you simplify this?
32:48Local governments need to allow the feds to go to the jails and say,
32:54look, you've committed a crime.
32:56You're accused of a crime.
32:57You're also here illegally.
32:58We're taking you now.
32:59You eliminate all this drama in the streets.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Well, they want the drama.
33:03That's the solution.
33:04They fundraise off the drama and they look tough when they stand up to Trump.
33:08But meanwhile, their people are being preyed upon by these animals.
33:11And it's got to stop and it is stopping.
33:13And where are you going?
33:14You're heading out west?
33:15We are going to a lot of different places and you'll see it all very soon on my streaming
33:19crime network, True Blue.
33:20Watch True Blue dot com.
33:21Wonderful.
33:22Keep up the great work.
33:23Thank you so much.
33:24Thank you, Jesse.
33:25Michelle Obama calls her daddy.
33:31Michelle's back on the podcast circuit.
33:33This time, call her daddy.
33:35Her big bro didn't make the cut.
33:37First up, career advice.
33:39Michelle was asked if women should wear sexy dresses on job interviews if the boss is a
33:45perv.
33:46So you may wear the dress because it's professional and gives you an edge, but then you want to
33:52be very careful of who this person is that you're now working for.
33:58Then Michelle called her husband, Barack, a woman beater.
34:02We're talking about elections.
34:04Let's look at the fact that we've had two really qualified female candidates.
34:09One who was first lady secretary of state, well-educated, you know, my husband beat her.
34:19Right.
34:20Are we ready now?
34:21I don't know.
34:22Let prove us wrong.
34:23I would love that.
34:25And finally, no third act for Barack because Michelle says so.
34:30If Trump does change the law and runs for a third term, hypothetically, do you think your
34:39husband would consider running?
34:41I hope not.
34:42Michelle.
34:43I would actively work against that.
34:48You know, the whole world starts crying.
34:51I would really, I wouldn't be, I would be at home working against it.
34:55You know, and maybe a lot of people be like, good.
34:58We don't want them anyway.
34:59And I'm like, yeah.
35:01Fox business correspondent Madison Allworth.
35:04All right, Madison, do you agree with the advice of the former first lady that women
35:08should wear provocative dresses during job interviews to get the job?
35:12Uh, no.
35:13Next question.
35:14Do you think that that's, do you think that that's effective?
35:18I mean, I think you should always play your edge.
35:21If you know someone at the company, you use the connection.
35:24If her argument is, you know that the boss is a perv and you use that to your advantage
35:28and then you steer clear of him afterward.
35:30I can see the argument for that.
35:31I think it's risky behavior, but I think you've got to use everything to your advantage
35:36in this job market.
35:37AI is taking away the jobs.
35:38It's very competitive out there, Jesse.
35:40Okay.
35:41Um, I want to talk to you about something right up your alley.
35:45Here is what Michelle said about her husband's name.
35:49Go.
35:50I felt like this is a lot of name.
35:53It feels like a little silly.
35:55Michelle Robinson Obama.
35:57Hello.
35:58I did that for like a month and I was like, okay, that that's I'm tired.
36:03You know, I got to write that down.
36:05That's long.
36:06Three syllables for three names.
36:07Obama's really strange name.
36:10So let's all just be this strange name together, you know?
36:15No one knows this, but you are now a married woman.
36:18Yes.
36:19Have you congrats?
36:20First of all, thanks, Jesse.
36:21Have you taken your husband's name?
36:24I will on air still be Madison Allworth.
36:27And that is what America needs to know.
36:30Okay.
36:31Because you don't change a last name on air like Allworth.
36:33Allworth.
36:34You always worth it.
36:36All worth it.
36:37But here we are looking at the wedding.
36:39Yes.
36:40And this was a, this was part of the traditional Indian ceremony.
36:43Yeah.
36:44The Sangeet.
36:45So we did a four day party because two, one day is just not enough.
36:48And we did a Sangeet, which is a pre wedding Indian dance party where you do choreographed
36:54dances with your friends and family.
36:56And then we did the wedding the next day and it really was perfect.
37:00I was so stressed leading up to the wedding.
37:02Why?
37:03There's so much to get done.
37:04Oh.
37:05And we had the decorations to make, details to make sure that they're all in place.
37:08And every minute was worth it.
37:10I thought, okay, I won because I found him.
37:13Like, do we really need to do this whole party thing?
37:15And then we got to profess our love to each other in front of all our friends and family.
37:20And it's everything.
37:21It's hyped up to be, Jesse.
37:22And the parents love it.
37:23The parents did.
37:24Especially when you do the traditional thing.
37:25I'm going to an Indian wedding this summer.
37:27And I get to wear, what do you call it?
37:28The Neeru jacket?
37:29The Kurta.
37:30A Kurta.
37:31Kurta?
37:32Yes.
37:33Okay.
37:34So I get to wear this slick suit.
37:35Yeah.
37:36It's slim fitting.
37:37And then Emma wears the sari.
37:38Yeah.
37:39Sari or a Lenga.
37:40I have some great shops if she needs help.
37:41Because she is fit.
37:42So she should be wearing a Lenga.
37:43She doesn't need to be all covered up.
37:44Okay.
37:45We're ready.
37:46We're going to dive right into the Indian heritage.
37:47Congratulations again.
37:48Thank you, Jesse.
37:49Guys, she's off the market.
37:50Sorry.
37:51No more crazy text messages that we have to screen at the end of the show.
37:54Madison, you're the best.
37:55Jesse, you're the best.
37:57More prime time.
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