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00:01You know it's a locker and not a crime scene.
00:03Lockers are full of germs. I might catch the lurgy.
00:06I don't want to feel shit before the wedding.
00:08Yeah, you want to save that for life after the wedding.
00:10Oh, you're getting married, Danny.
00:11Shh, she's keeping it really quiet.
00:13I think the fiancé might be serving the life sentence somewhere.
00:16He's in bar for himself, actually.
00:18Told you.
00:19Oh!
00:20Exhibit A is the sliver of a wrapper of a textured condom size regular.
00:25You've done your research.
00:26We can only surmise...
00:27...that he was neither too large nor too small.
00:30...the Goldilocks penis.
00:32Do you want me to wipe yours?
00:34That's an offer I can't refuse.
00:50Ah, Melanie.
00:52Can you send for superintendents weeks and spry?
00:55We need to have a quick pow-wow.
00:57Not sure you can say that now, sir.
00:58Oh, when can I say it?
00:59Never, sir.
01:00We can't say it.
01:01Well, who can say it?
01:02Indigenous, Native American...
01:05...Indians.
01:06Hmm.
01:07Well, every day's a learning day.
01:08What should I do about these invoices, sir?
01:10Some of them are very red.
01:11Well, I'll file those.
01:14There we go!
01:15Ballets.
01:16I've just been voted bloody Europe.
01:20What?
01:21Congratulations.
01:22You only got one vote, Afia.
01:23And you're not supposed to vote for yourself?
01:25Did you vote for yourself, Afia?
01:26Of course not.
01:27Well, Geeta won by an avalanche, so...
01:29Avalanche?
01:30Is that the same as landslide?
01:31Much, much colder.
01:32And it's also spelled differently.
01:34I still don't understand.
01:35Neither do I.
01:36I wasn't even on the ballot.
01:37I may have crossed out Afia's name and wrote Geeta instead.
01:40Yeah, I did that.
01:41So did I.
01:42I think a lot of people did that.
01:43Why pick me?
01:44I think maybe because you're old.
01:46Older.
01:47Wiser.
01:48Like an owl.
01:49To be fair, Geeta, you do give off that housing officer sort of vibe.
01:52Ballot tampering is a very serious offence.
01:54Afia, mate, look, you've got to let it go, OK?
01:56You lost by 2,026 votes to one.
01:59Is that the dip?
02:01Yes.
02:02That's not fair.
02:03You all cheated.
02:04I didn't.
02:05I have to deal with turf wars at home.
02:07And now I have to come in here and sort out all your teenage tantrums.
02:10No.
02:11This can't be my life.
02:12Look, it just comes down to old age, Geeta.
02:14More age.
02:16More age.
02:23Ah, superintendent.
02:24Superintendent.
02:25Please sit.
02:31This is not good, I'm afraid.
02:33Our budget has been slashed.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35Who would do that to a poor defenseless bird?
02:37Budge it, Bob.
02:38He hasn't got a budgie.
02:39Oh, I have.
02:40But no one's done anything to Beyonce.
02:41He's fine.
02:42Oh, thank goodness for that.
02:43No.
02:44I'm afraid my important business trip to the Bahamas is costing more than expected.
02:48Damn first-class flights.
02:49Plus, the rising cost of office essentials and various sundries, we need to economize.
02:55I don't mind cutting back on certain types of biscuits.
02:58I'm afraid it's not that simple.
03:00No, nothing's as simple as biscuit, Bob.
03:02The fact is, we're going to need the roles currently held by your good selves to merge.
03:08Merge.
03:09Merge?
03:10Yes.
03:11Two jobs, one desk, so to speak.
03:12Like sharesies.
03:13Well...
03:14Is that fairiesies?
03:15I mean, do I wear her clothes?
03:16Does she wear my clothes?
03:17Oh, we can't both fit into the same uniforms.
03:19No, Bob.
03:20What he means is he's merging two jobs into one job, meaning that one person will be...
03:24Free to do something else.
03:25Which is otherwise known as...
03:26Hmm?
03:27Begins with R.
03:28Roly-poly pudding.
03:29Redundant.
03:30Ah.
03:31What?
03:32Yes, Bob, he's making you redundant.
03:35You can't do that.
03:36So you can't redund me?
03:38Well, how I see it is that I could redund either of you.
03:42You're kidding.
03:43Ah!
03:44Eleven's it.
03:45Ooh, Roly-poly pudding.
03:46Thank you, Clarkson.
03:48And now don't forget the custard.
03:51I mean, why does this college even need you, Bob?
03:54Where's your USP?
03:55I don't know.
03:56I think it's on the side of the computer there somewhere.
03:57Pack your bag, Bob.
03:58Okay.
03:59Right.
04:00No, sir.
04:01Put it down.
04:04Pick it up, Bob.
04:05Put it down, sir.
04:07Pick it up.
04:08We don't need to pack our bag.
04:10His bag.
04:11He doesn't need to pack his bag, obviously.
04:13He.
04:14Something amusing, Melanie.
04:17Okay.
04:18One of us has got to go, and let's be honest, it's got to be you.
04:27No.
04:28No.
04:29I propose that it is in fact you who must depart.
04:32In all the years we have shared this office, Bob, you have only ever seen sweet magnanimous
04:36Julie.
04:37Do not make me unleash my dark half.
04:39I hope you're not going to flash me your foo-foo.
04:41If that's what it takes, Bob.
04:42If that's what...
04:43No, I'm not going to do that.
04:44Yes.
04:45Well, two can play at that game.
04:46Can they, though?
04:47Well, no.
04:48But I did once show my bottom on a school trip, so...
04:51Now then, as embryonic police officer frog spawns, such as yourselves, and indeed if and when
05:04you become fully-fledged frogs, you will be required to adhere to certain standards of
05:11behaviours.
05:12There is a code.
05:13Oh, nice.
05:14Is that like one is for A, two is for B, three is for something else?
05:19No numbers.
05:20Or symbols?
05:21Like a cow means A, a dragon for B, a naked lady for C?
05:24No numbers, no symbols.
05:25So how do you break the code?
05:26Well, you must never break the code.
05:27Then how do we find out what the standards of behaviour are?
05:29I'm about to tell you that.
05:30Then why have a code?
05:31Because it's not the same sort of code.
05:33What?
05:34So it's not really a secret?
05:35No, of course it's not a secret.
05:36I never said it was a secret.
05:37Well, you did just say it was in code, but you know, I can pretend you didn't.
05:41No, the code we adhere to is the code of ethics.
05:43Well, I was born in Essex.
05:44So was I.
05:45Whereabouts are you?
05:46And if you don't adhere to the code of ethics, then you may be removed from the course.
05:55How serious does misconduct have to be to be removed from the course?
05:58Well, that's a very good question.
06:00Any examples?
06:01Yes.
06:02Um, kidnapping a hen?
06:04Uh, was the hen in danger?
06:05Uh, yeah.
06:06Well, I think that would be acceptable.
06:07And if the hen wasn't in danger, I was just a wee bit pack-ish?
06:10Well, that's a very good question.
06:12And well done to you.
06:17Gator?
06:18Um...
06:19Actually, do I still call you that?
06:21Anyway, look, I've got a tissue issue.
06:23It's not up to me to sort that.
06:24Well, actually, it is, because you're a ureth, miss.
06:26Well, I don't want to be.
06:27Well, it is what it is.
06:28Fine.
06:29I'll see what I can do.
06:30Yeah, please do, because I do not want this tracing paper toilet paper anywhere near my cornhole.
06:35It chafes.
06:36Cornhole?
06:37Dung tunnel.
06:38Tooter.
06:39Got you.
06:40Smelly freckle.
06:41I said, got you.
06:42I actually prefer my toilet paper to be double leaf and quilted.
06:45Okay.
06:46You're not going to write this down?
06:47Smelly freckle.
06:48Double quilted.
06:50I really don't want to regret voting for you, okay?
06:52I regret you voting for me.
06:54Well, maybe you shouldn't have run for your rep, then.
06:56I didn't!
06:57Oh, good.
06:58You're here.
06:59Geo, can I have a word?
07:00Is it some sort of complaint?
07:01I would like a chocolate fountain and a bubble machine here in the breakout room.
07:04Ah!
07:05Ow!
07:06Love coffee.
07:07So, stage one.
07:08Anger management.
07:09Are you angry at the moment?
07:10Yes.
07:11Can you identify the trigger for your anger?
07:12Yes, you!
07:13Can we put Mr Angry Hand away, please?
07:14Let's practice some techniques that you can use in training sessions to help you feel
07:15less horrible.
07:16You may find it helpful to count.
07:17Are you sure this is for angriness and not for two-year-olds?
07:18Come on, count.
07:19One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
07:20Nine.
07:21Yes!
07:22I was just going to say nine!
07:23All right.
07:24Whenever Mr Angry Hand pops out like that, I want you to focus on your surroundings using
07:26each of your five senses.
07:27Try naming five things you can see.
07:28Your mouth.
07:29Your mouth.
07:30Your mouth.
07:31Your mouth.
07:32Your nose.
07:33Your flappy hands.
07:34Your stupid hair.
07:36Four things you can touch.
07:37My chin.
07:38My leg.
07:39My other leg.
07:40My knob.
07:41Three things you can hear.
07:42Your voice.
07:43Your voice.
07:44More voice.
07:45This is my voice.
07:46I'm sorry, I promise.
07:47Why I'm sorry, not to be right is it?
07:48How?
07:49I am sorry.
07:50The most I can recall in my life is a death.
07:52I can't remember.
07:53But I...
07:54What am I saying?
07:55If I am sorry, I can't remember.
07:56I'll tell you something I can do.
07:57Oh, for two years old.
07:59I'm sorry.
08:00I really can't remember.
08:01I can't remember.
08:02Your voice, your voice, and your voice.
08:06Two things you can smell.
08:07Your deodorant and whatever that was you had for lunch.
08:11And one thing you can taste.
08:14Sausage.
08:15And how do you feel now?
08:16Really fucking... hungry.
08:19See, you can be reasonable. Show me Mr Angry Hand.
08:23Show me Mr Calm.
08:27Good.
08:28Well, that's progress of sorts.
08:32As the fully functioning human being of the two superintendents,
08:35I thought I should keep you abreast of the Huggins situation, sir.
08:38Unexpected, but happy to be kept abreast. Hit me.
08:41Well, I have taken the liberty of preparing something of a presentation.
08:46Ah.
08:47Now, I just want to be clear that Superintendent Weeks is only here
08:50in a flip chart carrying capacity.
08:53He has made zero contribution to the Huggins matter.
08:56If there's one thing I can do, sir, it is flip a flip chart.
08:59Then get flipping, Superintendent.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Student Officer Paul Huggins.
09:04Huggins.
09:05Yeah, alright, thank you, thank you, Bob.
09:07Now, Huggins was exposed as being dropped into the college
09:10by his family, a well-known OCG,
09:15making him a criminal informant within the police,
09:18which is known internally as a prune in the nest.
09:22I've never understood that.
09:23No, nobody does.
09:24Anyway, I have deemed it more valuable to keep Huggins within the college,
09:28making him, in effect, a double prune.
09:32I see.
09:33Well, very interesting.
09:34Good work, Weeks.
09:35Thank you, sir.
09:36Again, just to be clear, all Superintendent Weeks did was bring in the chart and flip the pages.
09:42Very underrated skills, Brian.
09:44We could hold in a lot from Weeks and his mastery of office equipment.
09:48Very impressive.
09:49Thank you, sir.
09:50Is it?
09:51Oh, yes.
09:52So, what next?
09:53Well, as I said, we shall be using Huggins as a double agent to inform on his own family.
10:00Oh, goody.
10:01So, what's the goss?
10:03Well, there's no goss as yet, so, you know, early days.
10:06No goss?
10:07Well, now you've gone out of your way to wet my whistle, you need to hit me with a skinny.
10:11And take your time, let's say by lunchtime, shall we?
10:16So, if I could just, um, make a small contribution of my own.
10:21Yes, so good.
10:22There's, um...
10:25And what's going on here?
10:26You and I, sir, are on a log flume.
10:29Oh, that's very good indeed.
10:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:32A log flume.
10:33Hey.
10:36Oh.
10:37Spry?
10:38She's...
10:39Blah, blah.
10:40Blah, blah, blah, yes.
10:41No room on the flume.
10:42No room on the flume.
10:44Yes, inspired.
10:50Oh, you are, Aunty Noach.
10:51Family are getting curious, Paul.
10:53Oh, what family?
10:54The royal bloody family.
10:55Oh.
10:56Who do you think?
10:57Our family, your family.
10:58They want to know what you're doing here.
11:00Trying to get a can of Fanta?
11:02Pull your finger out, mate.
11:03I can't because it's stuck.
11:04No.
11:05We need some operational feedback.
11:07Yeah, we're playing the long game to get you in the uniform, but we need to know the
11:11score now.
11:12Yeah, the thing is, I'm not actually sure, like, we're the police police.
11:15I actually just heard that this is just a training college.
11:18The old Bill all talk to each other, whether they're teachers or the Sweeney Todd.
11:21He made them people pies, didn't he?
11:23Yeah.
11:24Speaking of which, big-eyed John's pies ready to go in the oven.
11:27Tap up your friends.
11:28See if they've rumbled anything about it.
11:30Do your bleeding job, Paulie.
11:32Ear to the ground, mate.
11:34For warned, he's forearmed.
11:36Thanks.
11:37Eh?
11:38The coffee machine's been nicked.
11:39Food to steal from you.
11:40That takes some big balls, doesn't it?
11:41So that rules out 50% of our suspects, then?
11:42I'll report it.
11:43Me.
11:44I'll do it.
11:45I should really be the year rep who does that.
11:46I should really be the year rep.
11:47Year rep.
11:48Oh, someone call?
11:49The coffee machine.
11:50It's gone, Geeta.
11:51Oh, that was me.
11:52Is it because you're having a midwife crisis?
11:53No.
11:54No.
11:55No.
11:56No.
11:57No.
11:58No.
11:59No.
12:00No.
12:01No.
12:02No.
12:03No.
12:04No.
12:05No.
12:06No.
12:07As your elected year rep, I decided to have it removed.
12:09What?
12:10What?
12:11What?
12:12What?
12:13What?
12:14Geeta's stolen the coffee machine.
12:15Oh.
12:16Caffeine causes insomnia, tachycardia, and has a tendency to make your chat shit.
12:19No.
12:20There'll be bottled water in due course.
12:21Geeta.
12:22Oh, maybe some kombucha.
12:23Yeah, it's got a bit of an old man smell, but very good for you.
12:27Don't worry.
12:28Thank me later.
12:29I'm sorry, but is she trying to make me unvote for her?
12:31I think you might be under something there, Paul Mitt.
12:33I can't have a poo until I've had a coffee.
12:42When you go undercover, what is the first thing you do?
12:44Poke at her boob.
12:45Sorry?
12:46When I'm undercover with a woman, I would maybe poke at her boob first.
12:50Left or right, I'm not fussy.
12:52Whatever's near us, really.
12:53No, not under the covers.
12:55Undercover.
12:56First basic tactic to gather intel without being recognised.
12:59What must you do?
13:00Grow a moustache.
13:01No.
13:02Right, no.
13:03You need a good cover story, Paul.
13:04Okay.
13:05Let's give it a go, all right?
13:06You be you.
13:07I'm going to be the drug digger.
13:08Nice.
13:09All right.
13:10I ain't seen you round here before.
13:12Who are you?
13:13Paul.
13:14And what do you do?
13:15Can't tell you that.
13:16Are you an undercover cop?
13:17Yes, yes I am.
13:18Bang, you're dead.
13:19What?
13:20Where did I go wrong?
13:21At birth.
13:22Let's just park that for now.
13:23I just need you to call your father, your brother, your cousin, your great aunt bloody Tinkerbell.
13:28Just get me something I can use by lunch time.
13:30What, today?
13:31Yes.
13:32Well, I'll try, but my great aunt Tinkerbell lives in Australia, so it's going to cost a
13:35little bit.
13:38I could grow a moustache.
13:39No you couldn't.
13:40At least one like yours.
13:42You are my partner and my best friend.
13:48You are my one true love.
13:51I knew it.
13:52I knew you liked me.
13:53Not you.
13:54Oh.
13:55These are my wedding vows.
13:56Oh, so it's still on.
13:57Well, I wouldn't be writing my vows if it wasn't, would I?
13:59Come on.
14:00Where does it start?
14:01Okay.
14:02I will love you Jack, hold you, honour you.
14:04I'll respect you Jack, cherish and fancy you in health and sickness for all the days of
14:09my life.
14:10Who's Jack?
14:11My fiance.
14:12Oh, right.
14:13Yeah, well I mean that makes a lot more sense.
14:14Well, who did you think?
14:15Well, I was sort of picturing like Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.
14:18Why would he be in my vows?
14:20I don't know, you wrote them.
14:21Maybe you're just a really big Johnny Depp fan.
14:23Yeah, but even if I was, that's like a time and a place though, right?
14:25Oh yeah, totally.
14:26And this is all about my Jack.
14:27Yes, and like you could maybe save the Jack Sparrow chat for like later at the reception.
14:31Exactly.
14:32Exactly.
14:33Do you mind if I make a few suggestions?
14:35Because I do actually have some experience in these things.
14:37What suggestions?
14:38All right.
14:39How about, you're my this, I am your that, you're the ball and I am the bat.
14:49I am the bat?
14:50Yes!
14:51What's that supposed to mean?
14:53It's a metaphor, it's like a poetic metaphor.
14:56How am I a bat?
14:58Would you prefer to be the ball?
14:59No.
15:00Okay.
15:01I don't want any vows that go on about hitting.
15:02No, you're being too literal, they're a team.
15:04They go together, do you know, like bread and butter.
15:07Like strawberries and cream?
15:09Yeah, like horse and carriage, like fish and chips.
15:12You are my chips and I am your fish, Jack.
15:16Yes, that's lovely right there, darling.
15:18Yeah.
15:22Sometimes on a raid, we need to throw the rule book out the window, yeah?
15:26What if there isn't a window?
15:27For fuck's sake, there's not an actual window, you...
15:32Funny, silly sausage.
15:34Things can change in an instant.
15:37Poof.
15:38Just like that.
15:39And things can go tits up.
15:42How do we make sure that we're not going to use Mr Angry Hand more than we're going to use Mr Calm Hand?
15:48How do we keep our balance?
15:50Oh, we could carry a re-long pole.
15:52Or as a weapon?
15:53No, just what them tightrope walkers hold to keep balance.
15:55Cut it!
15:57If you'd be so kind.
16:00Now, operationally, we need to go in with a plan, but we also have to be completely flexible.
16:06Like a contortionist.
16:07Is it all circus acts with you today?
16:09Yeah.
16:10We need to outwit whoever's in charge of the criminal gang.
16:12The ringmaster.
16:13Ringleader.
16:14We have to be able to think on our what?
16:16On our own?
16:19Think on our...
16:20Shoes.
16:21Inside the shoes.
16:22Oh, think on our socks.
16:23Inside the socks!
16:24Feet!
16:25For fuck's sake!
16:26It's feet!
16:27So, seeing as some of you have been rubbing my nipples up the wrong way, you can all come
16:31back tomorrow and do it again properly.
16:34No, hang on.
16:35You can't punish us all as a group, or I'm reporting you for sexually harassing us by using
16:41the word rubbing and nipples.
16:43Okay, fair dues.
16:44That is why she is our year rep.
16:45Oh, shit.
16:46Go on, get up.
16:47Sorry to bother you, Mum.
16:48Yes?
16:49I'm year rep.
16:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:51Well, they made an excellent choice.
16:52So, what do you want?
16:53A vending machine that works?
16:54A sits-off safe area for the mentally weak?
16:55What are your demands?
16:56I don't have any.
16:57Good!
16:58I like your style.
16:59No wonder you were chosen.
17:00I want to be unchosen, Mum.
17:01Hmm.
17:02Can one be unchosen?
17:03I'm fed up serving people.
17:04Well, you're in the wrong job.
17:05Sort of what policing is, apparently.
17:06No, the police bit's all right.
17:07I don't want to be class nanny having to organise nap time in an end-of-term disco.
17:12Is that what they want?
17:13I don't know.
17:14I don't know.
17:15This is just from today.
17:16It's gone to their heads.
17:17Oh, they want nap time and end-of-term disco.
17:18See?
17:19There you go.
17:20Well, in my experience, if you don't want to do something, just delegate it to some fucker
17:23who desperately does.
17:24And in the meantime, why don't you tell them that I just said no?
17:27To...
17:28To...
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17:46Everything.
17:47Which I would've done anyway because I love saying no.
17:50Does that help?
17:52Yeah.
17:53Yes!
17:58Lunchtime!
18:00Thank you for your help, Mum!
18:01Yeah.
18:06Well, have you got anything?
18:07I've got some noodles and some crisps.
18:09And summation.
18:10Oh, um...
18:11No.
18:12Look, I've had my nose on the ground all day.
18:14I'll, I'll let you know if I hear anything.
18:16get ado.
18:20SO Have you got anything?
18:22I've some noodles and some crisps.
18:24No have you got anything.
18:26Really strong déjà vu.
18:27Beignetelle?
18:28Oh yeah, no.
18:30I've had my ear in a grindstone all day.
18:32Actually you know what I did pick up something about a pie in the oven.
18:35A pie?
18:37No not a pie, no I didn't say that.
18:40Yeah you just said something about a pie in the oven.
18:41SHHHSHHSHHSSHSHSHSHSHSH SHPARD'S PIE, YAY.
18:45What the fuck are you talking about?
18:48We're just going to have our little chat somewhere else.
18:50No, we're not going to miss out on Shepard's Pie.
18:52It's your second favourite.
18:53Oh! Oh, no. Oh, yeah, no, I'm fainting.
18:56Yeah, no, I fainted. Oh, I'm so weak.
18:59Oh, God, what an annoying faint. That is so...
19:04Jesus.
19:08Ever think about retiring, Bob?
19:10Retiring? No.
19:12Oh, I'm po-po for life, Julie, as you know.
19:155-0 until I die.
19:17God, I stopped watching those streaming shows.
19:19Yes, they're going to have to carry me out of here in a wooden box.
19:22Can, but dream.
19:24Wouldn't be the end of the world, though, would it?
19:26Hmm?
19:27Experienced chap like you, clean-cut, handsome.
19:30I mean, stepping down with a decent pension.
19:33You would clean up on the cruise circuit.
19:35I'm not a homosexual, Julie.
19:37Cruise ships, Bob.
19:38Oh, I see, I see.
19:39No, I'm not a fan of nautical living.
19:41It's the jellyfish.
19:42I just can't stand their stingy whips.
19:44Ah!
19:45Did somebody mention whips?
19:46Put my name down for that.
19:48So, Julie, what news from Huggins?
19:52Ah, yeah, well, it's...
19:53Wouldn't want you to look like a luxury we can't afford.
19:56Mm-hmm.
19:57Just like those fancy defibrillators, getting rid of them.
20:00Well, Julie.
20:02Huggins came good, sir.
20:03Mm-hmm.
20:04He has got wind of a significant pie job that is in the planning.
20:08Oh, cracky, did he?
20:09Yes, yes, yes.
20:10Most likely a very big heist.
20:13Maybe hooky handbags.
20:14Oh.
20:15But more than likely Class A.
20:16Ah.
20:17Possibly diamonds.
20:18Oh.
20:19Maybe even gold.
20:20Excellent.
20:21Well done, Superintendent.
20:22Just what we needed.
20:23Mm.
20:24Keep me posted.
20:25A celebration is in order.
20:26Hog roast for all and barrels of applesauce.
20:30Well, hats off to you, Julie Spry.
20:33Let's hope he hasn't forgotten about all that by tomorrow.
20:36Yes!
20:37Well, let's hope that he does.
20:39Oh, bugger.
20:44Oh, Afia.
20:46Congratulations.
20:47I'm appointing you deputy year rep.
20:49Was that a thing?
20:50Yeah.
20:51You haven't just made that up?
20:52No.
20:53Would I do that?
20:54Can I be vice year rep?
20:55Yeah, of course, whatever you want.
20:56Bit more edge to here.
20:57And if you died, would I automatically become your rep?
21:00What?
21:01Just looking at the small print.
21:02If you were killed, would I take over?
21:04Uh, I want to say yes.
21:07I'm slightly scared I'd be creating an incredibly strong motive.
21:14All right, Dev, mate?
21:16Yeah.
21:17Nah.
21:18I'm just not acing anything at the minute, you know?
21:20Crap marks every week.
21:22Ah, mate.
21:23I get it.
21:24I just feel a bit bleh.
21:25Bleh as shit.
21:26Mmm.
21:27Do you know what I do when I get a bad case of the blues?
21:30What?
21:31I think back to my catwalk model in days.
21:33You were a catwalk model?
21:34Yeah.
21:35I was trained by Bella Hadid for six months.
21:37Wow.
21:38When you model, you have to stand there, your head up, your shoulders back,
21:41and you have to just strut the fuck out of it,
21:44no matter what shit's going on in your life.
21:46Do you know what I want to do with you right now, mate?
21:48What?
21:49I'd quite like to strut with you.
21:51You want to strut with you?
21:52Yeah.
21:53I'll strut with you.
21:54Head up.
21:56Shoulders back.
21:57Hips.
21:58Lips.
21:59Tits.
22:00That's strut.
22:01And shimmy, and shimmy, and turn, and turn.
22:07Yes.
22:08Oh, thanks, Quattle.
22:10Oh, thanks, Quattle.
22:40Good girl.
22:41I'll see you next time.
22:42I'll see you next time.
22:43Bye.
22:44Bye.
22:45Bye.
22:46Bye.
22:47Bye.
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