One Small Flinch Triggers a Huge Blowup on Seinfeld

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What begins as a circumcision quickly spirals into chaos after a flinch leads to Jerry’s finger getting nicked. The conflict erupts at the hospital as blame is thrown around and an already-on-edge mohel fears his career is ruined in this hilariously overblown Seinfeld moment.

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00:00If it isn't shaky, the moil.

00:01Nice job on the circumcision, but it's not supposed to be a finger.

00:04The circumcision was perfect.

00:05The finger was your fault. You'd flinch.

00:07Oh, who made you a moil? Where'd you get your degree from a matchbook?

00:10You see? He flinched again.

00:12Nice moil picking, Elaine. You picked a hell of a moil.

00:14One more peep out of you and I'm gonna slice you up like a smoked sturgeon.

00:17Oh, don't threaten me, butcher boy.

00:19Butcher boy?

00:20Yeah, what was this?

00:21What was this? What was this?

00:27What's going on out here?

00:28You should be ashamed of me as the both of you.

00:30What blood?

00:32Oh, how's the baby?

00:34There's nothing wrong with the baby.

00:35The circumcision went fine.

00:37Thank God the flinch didn't harm the baby.

00:40I'll get you for this. This is my business. This is my life.

00:43No one ruses for me. No one.

00:45Here's my card.

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