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Jerry Seinfeld has a mysterious rash on his face, and he thinks he knows who's responsible. Convinced that his dermatologist girlfriend somehow caused the problem, Jerry marches into her office demanding an explanation and, more importantly, an antidote.

On Seinfeld, Jerry's relationship with a dermatologist takes a hilarious turn when his suspicions get the better of him. What should be a routine medical concern becomes another absurd confrontation as Jerry tries to figure out what's happening to his face and whether his girlfriend had anything to do with it.

Watch this classic Seinfeld scene as Jerry's search for a cure turns into an awkward encounter at the dermatologist's office.

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00:00Talk to Mr. Kruger. He'll be down in a minute.
00:02He wanted me to take a photograph for the record.
00:04What record?
00:05His personal file. I don't ask.
00:09Jerry, what brings you here?
00:11I don't know. This?
00:13Looks like hives.
00:14Where do you suppose that could have come from?
00:16Jerry, what are you doing?
00:17He's just setting the record straight.
00:19Come on, Sitterides. Cop to it.
00:20What brand of perverted science do you practice?
00:23Are you suggesting I somehow infected you on purpose?
00:26I want the antidote, pimple popper!
00:28That's it.
00:30I'm out of here.
00:31You're insane.
00:33Am I?
00:34You touched my face. I didn't imagine that.
00:37Dr. Sitterides, don't go!
00:39Oh, thanks, Jerry!

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