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00:00Over the next hour,
00:29we are going to enjoy some of the fuddiest bits from my big show.
00:34Bring it on, baby.
00:36We look back at some of our most hilarious said-to-all moments.
00:40I'm smuggling quite a few budgies here.
00:43The most hysterical midnight game shows.
00:46What are you talking about?
00:50Some of the silliest pranks
00:51and some of our biggest karaoke surprises.
00:54You absolutely should be watching.
00:59Family people in tonight, who's got children?
01:04Round of applause, you've got children?
01:08There are basics that you have to do every single day
01:11when raising children.
01:12And these are feeding them.
01:14You have to feed them.
01:15This is probably news to nobody.
01:16You have to feed them.
01:17You have to dress them.
01:19You have to wash them and you have to put them to bed.
01:21You have to do these four things every single day.
01:24Now, every single day, each one of these things is a battle.
01:28They are reluctant to do these things
01:31and you are forced every day to compromise on each of them.
01:34I don't know why they resist these basic things.
01:39Every day is a battle.
01:41Just getting dressed.
01:43They will not get dressed.
01:44Put your clothes on.
01:45Put your pants on.
01:45They refuse to wear pants.
01:46I don't like pants.
01:48They're uncomfortable.
01:49I don't like pants.
01:50Put your jumper on.
01:51I'm boiling.
01:52I'm boiling.
01:53They're always boiling.
01:54I'm boiling.
01:55That's because I've heated the inside of the house.
01:59What I haven't done is heated the rest of the world.
02:03So you will need it when you get outside.
02:05Can I just take it?
02:07So you just compromise.
02:07All right.
02:08Fine.
02:09Just take it.
02:10Do your laces.
02:11Can I do it in the car?
02:12Fine.
02:13Do it in the car.
02:15Where's your bag?
02:16Where's your other shoe?
02:17And they spring things on you at the last minute.
02:19The other day we're going to school,
02:20we're nearly out the door.
02:21My son's not quite well, actually.
02:22He's got his pants on.
02:23He's even got his jumper on.
02:24He's holding his coat.
02:25He's got his bag.
02:26We're nearly out the door.
02:27He just looks at me and goes,
02:28Dad, it's Roman day.
02:33What's Roman day?
02:34Everybody has to go to school today
02:36dressed as something from the Roman Empire.
02:41You're supposed to be at school in six minutes.
02:44What exactly did you expect me to do at this point?
02:48Oh, yes, when I was nine, I was a centurion.
02:50I think I still have my armor here in the cupboard.
02:54Let's not drive this morning.
02:56I've been hiding a horse and chariot in the garage.
02:59I'll arrive in style.
03:03Feeding.
03:03They will eat.
03:04Children will eat.
03:05They will eat rubbish.
03:06They'll eat garbage.
03:08OK?
03:08They'll eat chocolate and sweets and ice cream till they're sick.
03:11What they won't eat is things that are good for them.
03:13Every day we try to get them to eat vegetables, fruit,
03:16things that are good for them.
03:16We aim very high, my wife and I, every single meal time.
03:19All right, tonight, there will be no ice cream, children,
03:22unless you have all your peas, all your broccoli,
03:25and all your carrots.
03:27But, Dad, please, it's disgusting.
03:29Please don't make me eat that.
03:30Please, it's just disgusting.
03:32Please, Dad, you can't force us.
03:34You can't force us.
03:36It's disgusting.
03:38All right, fine.
03:40I just want you to eat one carrot, five peas,
03:46and this floret of broccoli.
03:49But, Dad, it's disgusting.
03:51Please don't make me eat that.
03:52Please.
03:53You can't force me.
03:54I hate it.
03:55I hate it.
03:57All right, fine.
03:59Just stick out your tongue and let me wipe the broccoli
04:02across your face.
04:07And then can I have ice cream?
04:08Yes.
04:11Washing every day.
04:13Run the bath, get in the bath.
04:14Have you washed?
04:15Have you brushed your teeth?
04:16They lie to you.
04:16They lie to my face every single day.
04:18Have you brushed your teeth?
04:19Yes.
04:20OK, then breathe on me.
04:21I have to get this jet of disgusting...
04:24You haven't brushed your teeth, have you?
04:28No, I haven't, Daddy.
04:29But why didn't you say that?
04:30The laziness.
04:33Oh, and flush the...
04:34You know...
04:35LAUGHTER
04:36Before I had children, I used to dream about what it was like.
04:39My wife and I would discuss it.
04:40I can't wait to have children.
04:41It's going to be amazing.
04:43You'll be such an amazing mum.
04:45I used to dream of idyllic, rosy-cheeked, beautiful children
04:49in dungarees, running in fields, picking flowers.
04:54Can we have our picnic now?
04:56Can we have our picnic?
04:57How did that fantasy become me, almost on a nightly basis,
05:02standing over the toilet, going,
05:04Who's poo is this?
05:06LAUGHTER
05:07LAUGHTER
05:09Lucas, is that your poo?
05:13He puts on this whole facade...
05:15He actually comes over and looks in the room.
05:17LAUGHTER
05:18No, that's not my poo.
05:21LAUGHTER
05:22So, Aussie, it's your poo.
05:26That is definitely not my poo.
05:28LAUGHTER
05:28Darling, don't you even.
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31Oh, hair wash night.
05:36I don't know how much you're supposed to wash your children's hair,
05:39but I've got it down to about once a fortnight now,
05:41because of the drama.
05:42LAUGHTER
05:43Hair wash night.
05:44No, Daddy, please.
05:45Can we do it tomorrow?
05:46Daddy, no, we'll do it tomorrow.
05:47We'll do it tomorrow.
05:48It's going to go nice.
05:50It's going to go nice.
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52Put your head back.
05:53You have to hold the flannel.
05:54They're shaking.
05:55Oh, it's going to go nice.
05:58Daddy, is it for that?
05:59Is it for that?
06:00LAUGHTER
06:01God forbid the shampoo actually goes a little bit in their eyes.
06:06AHHHHH!
06:07AHHHHH!
06:08AHHHHH!
06:09AHHHHH!
06:10I need a towel!
06:11I need a towel!
06:13AHHHHH!
06:14AHHHHH!
06:15AHHHHH!
06:16AHHHHH!
06:17AHHHHH!
06:18AHHHHH!
06:19AHHHHH!
06:20AHHHHH!
06:21AHHHHH!
06:22AHHHHH!
06:23AHHHHH!
06:24AHHHHH!
06:25AHHHHH!
06:26AHHHHH!
06:27AHHHHH!
06:28AHHHHH!
06:30AHHHHH!
06:31AHHHHH!
06:32AHHHHH!
06:33The last thing you want to do at the end of a day of battles is read a nonsense, stupid story.
06:41I don't know if you do this, but I will scan the bookshelf for the shortest book that we own.
06:47AHHHHH!
06:48My son's always like, can we read The Hobbit?
06:50No.
06:51I thought we could read this leaflet that came through the door.
06:55It's for a local pizzeria.
06:57You see, there's a deal on.
06:58Now, good night.
06:59Mmm.
07:00Dirty love.
07:01This is what it is like.
07:03It is a battle.
07:04It is a daily battle every single day to do the basics.
07:08There isn't a child on earth who has ever not battled these things.
07:12There's no kid in the history of children who's ever just gone,
07:15Mum, Dad, listen, I'm exhausted tonight.
07:18I'm just going to head up to bed, I think.
07:20I managed to squeeze a shower in earlier, Mum, while you were cooking that amazing dinner.
07:24I don't know what you did with the broccoli.
07:26Was it something different?
07:27Because, to me, it could have been a meal all onto itself.
07:30I didn't tell you guys it was Roman Day tomorrow,
07:33because I wanted to surprise you with the outfit that I've made.
07:36You're going to love it.
07:38I'll see you by the door at about 5 to 8 in my shoes and pants,
07:41and I'm going to wear my coat, because you never know.
07:43I mean, it is quite chilly out.
07:45Oh, and...
07:47Minty for Ash.
07:50Well, that's never going to happen.
07:52That's a fantasy.
07:56Over the years, many celebrities have braved the centre-wall box.
08:02Large edge.
08:03Okay, bravo.
08:04Got a mash of edge.
08:05Here are some of the funniest moments.
08:08I have to book another car.
08:11That is hilarious.
08:12I'm going to book a car.
08:13How do I do that?
08:15Where should we go?
08:16I don't want to go anywhere!
08:18Where do you want to go?
08:22That's us!
08:24Basildon!
08:25Let's go to Basildon.
08:31Basildon, UK.
08:33All right.
08:34We'll let your driver know.
08:35All right, are we on?
08:36Oh, there he is!
08:38So, we have a man, Ayonat Vasil, and he's on his way.
08:42He's in a BMW 7 series.
08:45And we need to...
08:47How do I know what to give him?
08:48Money.
08:49You pay for it at the end of the journey.
08:51Yeah, but there will...
08:52I can't go to Basildon.
08:53I've got to...
09:09Ladies and gentlemen, it's Ayonat!
09:14Our unexpected, unexpected star of the show!
09:19I need a microphone.
09:20They put a mic on you!
09:23Ayonat...
09:24Am I saying that right, Ayonat?
09:26Yes.
09:27So, listen.
09:28Do you like music?
09:29Of course.
09:30You like pop music?
09:31Everything.
09:32If I was to say...
09:34Dear darling...
09:36Please excuse my writing...
09:40I can't stop my hands from shaking...
09:43Does that ring any bells with you?
09:44No.
09:45No.
09:52This gentleman on the left recognise him at all?
10:00Listen, Ayonat, I want to make this worth your while.
10:03Is there anybody who needs to go to Basildon?
10:05How much do I owe you for the trip to Basildon?
10:10Around 200.
10:19Have you got a credit card or something?
10:21It's already being charged to me.
10:23Oh, does it already get charged?
10:24Yeah.
10:25Does that already get charged automatically?
10:26Yes.
10:27Yes.
10:33By the way, you smell amazing.
10:36What is that?
10:37What is that?
10:38What is that?
10:39It's amazing.
10:40Nice combination.
10:41It's a combination?
10:42Yes.
10:43What?
10:44Oh, God.
10:45It's like really, really good.
10:47What's the combination?
10:48So, wait a minute.
10:49You're combining cologues?
10:50Yes.
10:51What's the combo you're going for?
10:53I can't tell you now.
10:55All right, let's have a quick look at...
10:59Ring.
11:00So, whose house is this?
11:01Is this your mum?
11:02Oh, my God.
11:03That is my mum's house now.
11:04Yeah.
11:05What?
11:10What?
11:11What?
11:13What?
11:14What?
11:15What?
11:16What?
11:17What?
11:18What?
11:19What?
11:20What?
11:21What?
11:22What?
11:23What?
11:24What?
11:25What?
11:26What?
11:27What?
11:28What?
11:29What?
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31I can't believe you literally just watch her.
11:33She's having...
11:34Look, she's thinking about coming round.
11:38She's like, I'll just...
11:39I'll just finish these and then I'll pop round to rise.
11:43I'll pop my coat.
11:44She's already got her coat on.
11:45She's ready to go.
11:46So, is she watching telly?
11:47Oh, that's the telly there.
11:48Yeah, so the...
11:49She's watching the telly.
11:50That's a mirror, so you can see it in the mirror.
11:55What's that?
11:56I can speak to her.
11:58If you press the middle one...
11:59Mum?
12:00Mum?
12:01Mum?
12:02Mum?
12:03Oh, I'm stuck in the cupboard.
12:04Help me, I'm stuck in the cupboard.
12:05Help me, I'm stuck in the cupboard.
12:07Help me, I'm stuck in the cupboard.
12:08If she keeps turning the telly down, she can hear something.
12:36I'm stuck in the cupboard.
12:37I'll see you in seven minutes.
12:39Help me!
12:40If you can make it in seven minutes, I'll get you another cut off of three.
12:57I'll get you another cut off of three.
13:08Flick golf.
13:09Is this fun?
13:10Is this what you get up to then, Alan?
13:11Just on the aeroplane when I'm bored.
13:12What a fun guy you are.
13:14Here's your...
13:15Oh, these are your alarms.
13:16Oh, these are your alarms.
13:17Oh, they...
13:18These are...
13:19What?
13:20I just...
13:21Are you a narcoleptic?
13:22Do you literally fall asleep every five minutes?
13:36I'm just busy.
13:37Busy?
13:38Or incredibly tired?
13:39Listen, love, I've had a bit of flick golf.
13:40I'm going to turn in for four minutes.
13:41I'll set the alarm.
13:42Look at this, that's 5.34 and 5.35.
13:43How precise is your life?
13:44What else have you got?
13:45ASOS.
13:46Oh yeah, I'm always...
13:47Buy Insta.
13:48Yeah.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I'll do it.
13:51I'll do it.
13:52I'll do it.
13:53What's the way I can get you to do?
13:55I'll do it.
13:56I'll do it.
13:57I'll do it.
13:58I'll do it.
13:59I'll do it.
14:00I'll do it.
14:01I'll do it.
14:02I'll do it.
14:03Let's do it.
14:04Oh yeah.
14:05I'll do it.
14:06I'll do it.
14:07I'll do it.
14:08I'll do it.
14:09All right.
14:10I'll do it.
14:11Oh, yeah, I'm always buy and stuff. Oh, this is your deliveries. Is that right? My orders?
14:37There is a very innocent story to this so
14:41I was going to a party
14:43Yes
14:45And it's a very kind of Gucci kind of look where they have the little dresses and the suspenders
14:50So that was the look I was going for they've never got to see them. I'm afraid
14:58Is this the one you got to see
15:03JJ
15:05Let's remind ourselves of the text that I sent into your phone earlier on hi doc
15:13Sorry to message you direct but I took what you gave me and it worked amazingly
15:17But now it won't stop
15:19I don't think my pilates and structure will come round again and I really embarrassed myself in front of the postman
15:26What should I do?
15:28Dior
15:30Dior
15:32Dior
15:34Now you're feeling stressed. I know that you are
15:36Yeah, there's a lot to process
15:38So let's start with two tenants
15:40We've got Georgia
15:42That's David's wife David's wife. Oh both both husband and wife
15:45Yeah
15:47Georgia straight to the point
15:49There's no way you do pilates
15:51See
15:53See
15:55David Tennant has said wrong doctor try Capaldi
16:01Very good, yes
16:03Very good
16:05Yes
16:06Very good
16:07A round of applause for the tenants
16:08Very good
16:11Oh, Bradley Walsh
16:12Bradley Walsh
16:13Has texted
16:14Oh, bless him
16:16Hi Mike
16:17He's taking it very seriously
16:22Hi Mike, it's Brad
16:23Sorry, old love
16:24I think you've sent this to the wrong person
16:26I'm going to delete it straight away
16:28I can't imagine what's gone on
16:30But try and get a note from your doctor
16:32And straighten it out
16:34It's got to be down to him
16:35Surely he has to take responsibility
16:39Also, how well do you know your postman?
16:42I'm sure they'll understand if it's medication driven
16:55I hope it's there's more
16:57I hope it don't make you ill
16:59Please give my best to your mum and dad
17:03Hope to see you soon
17:05Best
17:06Brad, I'm sure they'll understand if it's medication driven
17:12Oh, that's so lovely
17:14Well, I think the best person to end on
17:17Um
17:18Has to be
17:21Mum
17:24Mum
17:25Who really
17:26Yes, let's be fair
17:27It's not great that she received this text
17:29But
17:30She's just gone with
17:36I don't know
17:40She's
17:41She said
17:42Oh dear
17:43You've got that old trouble back again
17:45Oh no!
17:46No!
17:47No!
17:49What?
17:50And then she's ended it with
17:52So sorry love
17:53And then four kisses
17:55I will thank you!
17:59I will thank you
18:01Hi babe
18:02I'm getting private art lessons
18:04And my homework this week is life drawing
18:07Would you come round and pose naked for me?
18:10It'll only take a few hours
18:12We can have a good natter
18:13And don't worry
18:14I'll whack up the heap
18:16If you'd rather
18:17We can position fruit
18:18Grapes emoji
18:19And stuff
18:20In front of your naughty bits
18:21Please
18:22Let me know tonight
18:24So
18:25I thought
18:26We'd start with Dad
18:27Oh Dad
18:28Oh no
18:29Oh Dad
18:30Where's
18:31Where's Dad?
18:32He's in Newcastle
18:33He's in Newcastle
18:34I have to say
18:35It's a really brilliant text
18:36Here's this text is
18:37It's called up here
18:38I will only need
18:39A grape
18:40Oh goodness
18:51I don't know who this is
18:52VB?
18:53Victoria Beckham
18:54Victoria Beckham
18:55It's one word and a question mark
19:00Pardon?
19:07Wayne Grucock
19:08Wayne Grucock
19:09Wayne Grucock
19:10Is the um
19:11The person who used to live next door to us
19:12Is a Methodist vicar
19:13He's a Methodist vicar
19:15I've got to tell you
19:17It's really good
19:19So the Methodist vicar
19:22Who lives next door to you
19:23Who has been invited to join you
19:25In a hot tub with Anton de Bec
19:27Stormzy
19:29And Delia Smith
19:31Has replied
19:32I'll just finish writing my sermon
19:34Then grab my towel
19:35Hi
19:41I'm doing a massage course
19:43And have to practice on all different body shapes
19:46I really think it would be perfect
19:49Are you up for it?
19:50Gee
19:51Kiss
19:52Oh my god
19:53There's a classic
19:54Farmer Clive
19:57Oh my god
19:59I'm assuming he's a farmer
20:02Yeah
20:03How do you know Farmer Clive?
20:05Because I was at this party
20:06Yes
20:07And um
20:09In the country
20:11And
20:12I was going to surprise my husband
20:14And buy him
20:15Some sheep
20:16As you do
20:18As you do
20:19As you do
20:20When you're an international pop star
20:21Yeah
20:22Surprised him with some sheep
20:23Yeah, so we got chatting
20:24So I took his number
20:25Oh no
20:26So farmer
20:27So you only met him once
20:28And it was about
20:29The possible purchase of some sheep
20:31Yeah
20:32He's a farmer
20:33He's called Clive
20:34And he's in your phone
20:35I'm permanently in the lambing shed
20:37At the moment
20:38So it would have to be on a straw bale
20:40Oh my god
20:42Oh my god
20:43Oh my god
20:44Oh my god
20:45Oh my god
20:48Oh charlotte church is in
20:49Is this a hoax?
20:51She's on
20:52She's on to it churchy
20:53Yeah, that's not charlotte church
20:54That's actually
20:55That's someone called charlotte
20:56From the church
21:05I've been told
21:07That you have a lot of people
21:08In your phone
21:09Great for central
21:10Yes
21:11And you have done
21:12What I do
21:13Which is
21:14You have details
21:15Of who people are
21:16Like Jodie Cleaner
21:17Yeah
21:18And you also have
21:20Emma laser vagina
21:39As you know
21:40As you know
21:41I'm a global style icon
21:42This morning are doing a feature
21:43Where I help people
21:44With absolutely no dress sense
21:46And I immediately thought of you
21:48What was that hideous thing
21:50You were wearing
21:51Last time I saw you
21:52Puking emoji
21:54Mr. Hook
21:55Mr. Hook
21:56Oh my god
21:58That's
21:59That's my
22:00Kid's headmaster
22:01Oh my god
22:04Mr. Hook
22:05Oh god
22:06Oh my god
22:07That was the one
22:08That's the one I worried about the most
22:09Mr. Hook
22:10Oh god
22:11The headmaster
22:12Is it quite a posh school?
22:13It's a nice school
22:14Is it?
22:15Yeah
22:16I can still go there
22:17OK
22:18He's gone with
22:20Yes of course
22:21But I will probably be
22:23Too busy
22:24With pre-prep assembly
22:25Oh
22:26Are my suits
22:27Really that bad?
22:28Oh no
22:30Oh my god
22:31No
22:32Oh no
22:33Quick text back
22:34Yes, see you tomorrow
22:35No
22:36Don't you dare
22:37Don't you dare
22:38Don't you dare
22:39Oh my god
22:41I'm so sorry
22:43Mr. Hook
22:44Um
22:45Hannah Peckham
22:46Oh she's my old school friend
22:47Hannah Peckham
22:48Yeah
22:49We went to school together
22:50The last time I saw you was my wedding day bit harsh hole
23:03Some of the funniest Big Show surprises have taken place in the dead of night
23:07Yes, it's time to revisit some celebrity bedrooms on the Midnight Game Show
23:14Brody
23:16Welcome
23:17Welcome
23:18To the Midnight Game Show
23:19To the Midnight Game Show
23:33Bro
23:34Welcome
23:36To the Midnight Game Show
23:39I'm so sorry
23:40What time is it?
23:41We've got the exact time actually
23:42It's 1.30am
23:44Now I'm so sorry to tell you Rob
23:45A well known celebrity has stolen an item from your home earlier today
23:49Right
23:50I'm now going to call the defendant accused of this crime
23:52To the Midnight Game Show
23:53To the Midnight Game Show
23:54To the Midnight Game Show
23:55To the Midnight Game Show
23:56I'm so sorry
23:57What time is it?
23:58We've got the exact time actually
23:59It's 1.30am
24:00It's 1.30am
24:01Now I'm so sorry to tell you Rob
24:06A well known celebrity has stolen an item from your home earlier today
24:14I'm now going to call the defendant accused of this crime for you to cross-examine
24:21Now
24:22Now
24:23Now
24:24Do you recognise that hand?
24:32That is Sooty
24:34Sooty is accused of burglary
24:37And his defence lawyer is here with him today
24:46Sorry
24:47All I need you to do is to cross-examine the defendant
24:58And Sooty and his defence lawyer will answer either yes or no
25:02And yes is
25:03Mmm
25:04That's yes
25:05And no is
25:06Mmm
25:07So can you discover what it is through your questioning?
25:10Hello Sooty
25:12Did you steal one of my, oh yeah, did you steal one of my books?
25:19No
25:20Um
25:21Have you nabbed a painting?
25:23No
25:24It's very late
25:26It's
25:27It's just 2 in the morning, that's what I've got
25:29A serious crime has been committed
25:32I think you need to get to your boss and if it's otherwise
25:35You're an absolute lunatic
25:37You're a lunatic
25:38Um
25:39Did you take it from the kitchen?
25:40No
25:41Was it from the study?
25:43Oh
25:44It was in the study
25:46Was it a photograph?
25:47No
25:48No
25:49Was it an award?
25:50Oh
25:51No
25:52I haven't gotten it from anywhere
25:53I just don't
25:54Is it an ornament?
25:57Yes
25:58Oh
25:59Ah
26:00Is it a Russian doll by any chance?
26:02Oh my
26:03Yes
26:04And where is this Russian doll?
26:05Oh
26:06I thought just so it was working there before and I thought it would be
26:09You thought it was?
26:10There it is
26:11It's very heavy
26:12Don't drop it
26:13Careful
26:14Oh no they're having a fight over it
26:16We're going to play a little game called Kanga Who
26:21So here we have
26:23What is going on?
26:28So here we have a kangaroo
26:31There are clues to who is inside this costume
26:34I should tell you
26:35It's a costume
26:36There are clues in the pouch
26:38If you'd like to reach into the pouch
26:39There we go
26:40All right
26:41Have a little feel in there
26:42What is that?
26:44What does that say?
26:45Midnight games
26:46Ow
26:47Right
26:48So what are you getting from that?
26:49If it's nothing you can reach in the pouch for another one
26:52Midnight games
26:54Ow
26:55Midnight games
26:57Ow
26:58What do you notice about that that might stand out?
27:01Midnight games
27:02Ow
27:03I have no idea
27:04Okay fine
27:05Let's have another go in the pouch
27:06It's quite a hot
27:07Don't say anything
27:08It's quite a hot outfit
27:09What's that then?
27:10We've got
27:11Ah what's that?
27:12Stairs
27:13Stairs
27:14Stairs
27:15What
27:16What
27:17Stairs
27:18Is there anything else you might call that that isn't stairs?
27:21Case
27:22Stairs
27:24Stairs
27:25It's very annoying
27:26Let's go for another clue
27:27Let's go for another clue
27:28Let's go for another clue
27:29Stairs
27:30Stairs
27:31Stairs
27:32Stairs
27:33Okay what's that?
27:34That is a
27:35Mike
27:36Yes on a
27:38On a
27:39On an onion
27:40I don't know
27:41Yes okay one more
27:42Spring Mike
27:43Mike Spring
27:44We're nearly
27:45Mike is it Mike Spring
27:46No
27:47Okay one more
27:48One more Pete
27:49One more Pete
27:50What's that?
27:51Five
27:52Six
27:53Seven
27:54Eight
27:55I'm helping out here
27:56I know
27:57I know
27:58I know
27:59Yes put it all together
28:00You've got midnight games Hal
28:01You've got
28:02You've got a leak
28:03And a microphone
28:04And you've got stairs case
28:06Unless you want to think of another word for that
28:08Five
28:09Six
28:10Seven
28:11Steps
28:12Hmm
28:13Mike from Steps
28:15It's a brilliant moment
28:16It's a brilliant moment
28:17It's a brilliant moment
28:18It's a brilliant moment
28:19Mike from Steps
28:20Nearly
28:21What's missing here?
28:22What's missing here?
28:23What's missing in the
28:24Scrabble letters?
28:25H
28:26H
28:27H
28:28H
28:33Holmes
28:34Oh
28:35It's like
28:38It's a really kind
28:41Right now Chris you are a huge fan of all things Star Wars. We have three
28:52They are numbered three to one I thought they'd be numbered one two three, but then
29:00Now Chris one of them is your father
29:10From looking at them. What would be your guess? My initial England would be number one very
29:18Because okay now we have a little round of dad dancing
29:22I'm gonna play in some music and our dog faders are gonna have a little bit of a dance
29:40I
29:49It's now time to make your decision who is your father I think it's number one number one
29:55He was deliberately holding back on the dance and I do still think it's number number one. Are you Chris's father?
30:02Chris I am your father
30:04Oh
30:09So the lights are gonna be turned off when the lights are turned back on you are going to need to spot as many differences as you can on Mike's whistle
30:20Please pop the difference
30:23And we're going to turn the lights on okay spot the difference
30:28That's the first one that's good. Oh, what's going on my teens cocky come on oh Mike
30:36That's not very becoming is it so we're now at two differences correct?
30:40I don't think the banana and the okay. What was there before?
30:45That's a good point
30:48Was there really something yeah, yeah, I mean it's the one bit of decoration
30:54Was it a table?
30:56It was actually a candle was it kind of freestanding, okay?
31:01Ow you're a Jesus
31:19In what sport does fanny
31:23Schmella compete. Oh down his scheme positions this week viral didn't?
31:27It did, it did, yeah, I'm taking that to my grave, which is very soon, I imagine.
31:31Um, yeah, I really am, bless her, Fanny, yeah.
31:35Please welcome Fanny Schmeller.
31:37No!
31:38I'm kidding.
31:39Oh, no!
31:41Are you joking?
31:42No, I am joking.
31:43Oh, well, OK.
31:45Oh, frankly, I thought she was telling you.
31:46Do you know where she's from?
31:47Uh, Austria.
31:50Well, we couldn't get Fanny to come from Austria.
31:53Oh, my God, if Fanny Schmeller would have come here, that would have been the end of it.
31:55Please welcome Fanny Schmeller.
31:57No!
32:05I am so sorry.
32:07I am so sorry.
32:10I didn't mean to laugh.
32:11Fanny's very happy to see you.
32:13Yeah.
32:13And she's also very insistent that her name is actually...
32:16Fanny?
32:17Schmeller.
32:18Schmeller.
32:19I know Schmeller.
32:20I thought it was going to sound better.
32:23I didn't, I did not.
32:25I didn't, I, I, I, I can't.
32:27This is really surreal.
32:28This is the most surreal moment of my life.
32:31I am properly sweating.
32:33I am actually sweating.
32:34It's so lovely to meet you.
32:36Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
32:37You've got a grip and a half on you, haven't you?
32:39Because she doesn't like you, Bradley.
32:41She's been building up to this moment for a decade.
32:43I cannot believe you're here.
32:45So, we're going to actually play a game with Fanny.
32:47Oh, yeah.
32:47We're going to play a game called Fanny's Funny Schmells.
32:51LAUGHTER
32:52So, Fanny's bought her box, and in it she has funny schmells.
32:57And what you have to do is identify what the schmells that have come from Fanny are.
33:02LAUGHTER
33:03OK?
33:03Here is your first smell.
33:06LAUGHTER
33:07Could you smell that?
33:10Oh, yeah, it's cheese.
33:12That's exactly the right answer!
33:14APPLAUSE
33:15Well done.
33:16OK, what is the next schmell that's quite schmelly?
33:21Everyone have a schmell on that.
33:24Oh, God.
33:26It's quite schmelly.
33:27Oh, dear.
33:28Oh, no, that's such a...
33:29What do you think that one is?
33:30Is it some sort of herring?
33:31Oh, very close.
33:33Is it like a sardine?
33:34It's a sea bass.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Brothers, you can take off your blindfold, and what an absolute treat.
33:41The actual Fanny Schmeller.
33:42I cannot believe you're here.
33:43Who would have thought?
33:45Ladies and gentlemen.
33:46Like, after midnight, you half-naked.
33:48We went to dressed.
33:49This is the weirdest thing, isn't it?
33:50It's Fanny Schmeller Schmeller!
33:54I cannot believe that.
33:56We're going to play a little head-to-head...
34:00Head-to-head!
34:01..try-not-to-laugh challenge.
34:03LAUGHTER
34:03So much we have to do.
34:08You're serious.
34:08What?
34:09We have to...
34:10LAUGHTER
34:10LAUGHTER
34:11LAUGHTER
34:12LAUGHTER
34:13LAUGHTER
34:14What do I have to do if you're serious?
34:16LAUGHTER
34:17LAUGHTER
34:18LAUGHTER
34:18All right, we haven't actually started.
34:22LAUGHTER
34:22OK, so we have got Marcus Bentley from Big Brother...
34:28This is amazing.
34:28Thank you for coming, Marcus.
34:29He's going to read some jokes, use everything you've got now.
34:33OK.
34:33Not to laugh.
34:34OK.
34:34Let's show people that we've got depth.
34:36OK.
34:37All right.
34:39So here comes the first joke.
34:41OK.
34:41What did the blanket see it when it fell off the bed?
34:45Don't know.
34:46Oh, sheet.
34:47LAUGHTER
34:48I think Rusty may have got that by a whisker.
34:56That was quite good.
34:58OK.
34:59One-nil to Rusty.
35:00That is a surprise.
35:01LAUGHTER
35:02How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
35:08Tickles.
35:09Erm...
35:10Tentacles.
35:11LAUGHTER
35:121-0!
35:15Ooh, we're moving to deciders.
35:19Next one wins.
35:21What do you call a moose with no name?
35:24An anonymous.
35:25LAUGHTER
35:26LAUGHTER
35:27LAUGHTER
35:28LAUGHTER
35:29LAUGHTER
35:30LAUGHTER
35:31Alison Hammond is the winner!
35:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:36Over the years, we've given our unexpected stars
35:43some unbelievable surprises.
35:45But before that, we always like to have a little bit of fun.
35:49Oh, my God!
35:52Josie, if you'd like to head in and introduce yourself.
35:56Hello there.
35:57Hello.
35:58Welcome to the Mindful Meditation Spa.
36:00I'm Josie.
36:01Hi, Josie.
36:01Right?
36:02OK, so you're both here for your bikini waxes?
36:06Isn't that right?
36:06So, you're both here for your bikini waxes?
36:09Is that right?
36:09LAUGHTER
36:11OK, apologies, there must be some mistake.
36:15Oh, apologies, sorry, there must be some mistake.
36:17OK.
36:18Wait, what?
36:19LAUGHTER
36:20First, we're going to do a quick face mask.
36:23Is that all right?
36:24Yeah, that's a good one.
36:24OK.
36:27Very good for the skin.
36:28Very good for the skin.
36:29Close your eyes.
36:30OK.
36:31OK.
36:33LAUGHTER
36:35It's a new treatment.
36:44It's a new treatment, this one.
36:46This feels like paint.
36:47I actually made it.
36:49I made it.
36:50You made it?
36:51Yeah.
36:52Oh, OK.
36:53This smells like paint.
36:57LAUGHTER
36:58All right, OK.
36:59It's the first time I've done this.
37:01It's the first time I've done this.
37:02LAUGHTER
37:03All right.
37:05Just leave it on for a minute or two, so close your eyes.
37:07And just relax.
37:08And relax.
37:09OK.
37:10OK.
37:11OK.
37:12OK.
37:13OK.
37:14OK.
37:15Grab the Doritos, Jason.
37:19Now, just say, fun fact.
37:20Fun fact.
37:20Not only does this replenish and moisturise.
37:22Not only does this replenish and moisturise.
37:23Not only does this replenish and moisturise.
37:24It's also...
37:25Yeah, it also...
37:26Delicious.
37:27It tastes delicious.
37:28It tastes delicious.
37:29LAUGHTER
37:30It tastes delicious.
37:31It tastes delicious.
37:32It tastes delicious.
37:33It tastes delicious.
37:35LAUGHTER
37:36LAUGHTER
37:37Dona, if you can hear me, spread your arms and say,
37:40it's Zimmer time.
37:41What?
37:43It's Zimmer time!
37:45LAUGHTER
37:47Oh
37:51Donna if you can hear me spread your arms and say it's Zimmer time
38:04Okay, this is the Zimma Tron XP 5000 is the Zimma Tron XP
38:115000
38:13Speedometer and sat nav
38:17So you can program this now program the the sat nav to take you to your favorite destinations the post office
38:26That's the post office bus stop bus stop living room living room
38:32How did you just walk with just walk just pop your destination in and you just follow the arrow
38:41For me, yes
38:43Yeah
38:45It's only had one lady owner it's had one lady owner for seven years for seven years and it's done 0.8 miles and it's done 0.8 miles
38:55This might tempt you actually with every purchase over 50 pounds
39:01You get a free carriage clock and then show him the clock and demonstrate it like a game show host
39:13All right
39:15All right, well if you're not interested in that one
39:17Well, if you're not interested in that one
39:19May I interest you in the walking stick mega cane turbo XL may I interest you in the walking stick mega cane XL
39:32This one comes with a hooter this one comes with a hooter
39:35Okay, it does come with a Werther's detector it does come with a Werther's detector though
39:59Like I'll be keep the five of our morning
40:05When you walk in a dream
40:07When you walk in a dream
40:09And you know
40:13You're not dreaming
40:15That's
40:17Amore
40:19She's my sister
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