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00:00Turn away from sin
00:28and be faithful to Christ.
00:32Remember that you are dust
00:33and to dust you shall return.
00:36Turn away from sin
00:37and be faithful to Christ.
00:41Remember that you are dust
00:42and to dust you shall return.
00:45Turn away from sin
00:46and be faithful to Christ.
00:49So, I had the pleasure of a DAC meeting
00:51with the Diocian Secretary
00:53and New Area Dean last night.
00:55It was a bit like being trapped in a threesome
00:57with Anne Widdicombe and Theresa May,
00:58but not quite so much fun.
01:01The issue of St. Saviour's annual audit came up.
01:03Ah, yes, yes, I know.
01:04I understand.
01:05If we can't prove we're solvent,
01:07by then we're toast.
01:08Toast being an ecclesiastical term,
01:10meaning facing redundancy.
01:12St. Saviour's is not going to close.
01:13We're going to get the money.
01:14Various ideas were floated
01:15for future uses of the building,
01:17flats and nightclub,
01:18or London's most distinctive Tesco metro.
01:22It's never seriously going to become a Tesco.
01:24Look, nobody wants to see the body and blood
01:26of our Lord Jesus Christ
01:27be replaced by fridge raiders
01:29and bottles of Wicked on a shelf
01:30like they ought to use to be,
01:32but fail that audit.
01:34That's what's going to happen.
01:36Hello.
01:45I'm Adam.
01:46George.
01:48Best not to be mistaken for a careless arsonist.
01:50Quite.
01:52I've seen you here almost every day this week,
01:54haven't I?
01:55Sorry, I'm probably overdoing it.
01:57Not at all.
01:58There's plenty of room, as you can see.
02:00I've got more time on my hands than I'm used to.
02:02I'm taking a break from work.
02:04What line of work are you in?
02:05Calm down.
02:06Everyone wants to know
02:07when you're going to baptize lovely Kitsy.
02:09Adore, I'd love to do it right away,
02:11but sadly we don't do baptisms during Lent.
02:13But until she's baptized,
02:15she's defenseless against Satan's claws.
02:18You leave Satan's claws to me.
02:20If necessary, I'll distract them
02:22with your delicious biscuits.
02:26Please take one.
02:32You first.
02:34Great news, girls.
02:36Guess what?
02:36New parishioner,
02:38an accountant,
02:39and not just any accountant,
02:41ex-city,
02:41blue chick corporate,
02:43and he's agreed to help us with the audit.
02:45Hooray!
02:46Also, I bought myself a birthday cake.
02:50Pathetic, I know,
02:51but you're so busy,
02:52and I just thought of...
02:54Oh, hello, Ellie.
02:56Hello, Adam.
02:57Hi, Adele.
02:57I'm just having a chat.
03:00Right.
03:00I should go.
03:05Why, it's only Adam.
03:06Pretend he's not there.
03:07It works for me.
03:08Yeah, please don't go, Ellie.
03:09Oh, I think I'm all talked out anyway.
03:12What were you talking about?
03:13Oh, just hooking over the shrapnel
03:15from the exploded bomb of my marriage.
03:17Chris has moved in with a woman
03:18from Cadbury's head office.
03:20Oh, right.
03:24How terrible.
03:25I'm so sorry, Ellie.
03:26I'm relieved he's got somewhere else
03:27to sharpen his pencil.
03:29And when I say pencil,
03:30I mean, the really tiny ones
03:31you get from Ikea.
03:33See you later, Alex.
03:34Okay, bye.
03:41So, cup of tea
03:43plus chocolate hobnobs.
03:46You only live once
03:47unless you're a Hindu.
03:48Lucky buggers.
03:49What's going on?
03:50What do you mean?
03:52Why are you being weird?
03:53I'm not being weird.
03:56Why did Ellie run away
03:57like a lobster
03:57jumping out of a saucepan?
03:58I don't know.
03:59Maybe she's got a hot date
04:00back on the horse.
04:01How was your day, my love?
04:02Where's Katie?
04:03Sleeping.
04:04Tell me.
04:05Tell you what?
04:07Adam, this is me you're talking to.
04:09Your wife knows you quite well.
04:10You couldn't look more guilty
04:11if you'd accidentally crucified Christ.
04:13Tell me what happened.
04:14Nothing happened.
04:15What could possibly have happened?
04:16Has anything happened between you and Ellie?
04:20No.
04:22Did you get drunk and make a pass at her again?
04:24Of course not.
04:25Now, much more important question.
04:27What sort of sausages
04:28do you want for dinner?
04:30There's ponzi with apple
04:32or normal with sausage.
04:35Put the sausages away
04:37and tell me the truth.
04:38Okay, something sort of happened
04:42but it was something so small
04:44that it was closer to nothing.
04:45It was just a mistake.
04:47Well, you tripped up on a rug
04:48and your willy went in her.
04:49Yeah.
04:49It was just a kiss.
04:57You kissed Ellie?
04:58It was more of a joke than anything else.
05:00Yeah, it sounds fucking hilarious.
05:01Well, come on.
05:02Remember when you kissed
05:03that Brian bloke at Alfie's party?
05:04That was Brian.
05:05I was pissed out of my mind
05:07and I did it in front of you.
05:08Well, then that makes it better.
05:10Yeah, it's better than doing it
05:10behind my back
05:11and then lying about it.
05:12I wasn't lying about it.
05:14I just hadn't told you yet.
05:15And when were you planning on telling me?
05:17At the correct time.
05:18At the appropriate time.
05:19I can't believe this.
05:20I am barely keeping my sanity together
05:22with a new job and Katie
05:23and two hours sleep a night
05:24and you're running around
05:25like Reverend fucking hard-on
05:27sexing it up with shitting Ellie.
05:31Shall I go and check on Katie?
05:37Don't, you just go.
05:40Go?
05:41Yeah.
05:42Go where?
05:42I don't know.
05:43Just go.
06:01Hello, Nigel.
06:05Hello, Adam.
06:06Boiler exploded at the vicarage.
06:08Water everywhere.
06:10Oh, no.
06:11Alex has taken Katie
06:12to her dad's muggins here.
06:14Got the short straw.
06:15I can't sleep here.
06:26You could stay at my flat.
06:30That's very kind of you.
06:31I couldn't possibly.
06:32Oh, no, no.
06:32I'll be perfectly okay.
06:34Just give me an hour or two
06:36to tidy up after Cherry.
06:38Cherry?
06:39Your girlfriend, Cherry?
06:40Yeah.
06:41Place is filthy.
06:42She's a real slut.
06:50Here we are, then.
06:51Home sweet home.
06:55Cherry got called to Paris.
06:57Dinner, Harry?
06:58All right.
07:00Modelling.
07:02She's not a supermodel.
07:03She's just a model.
07:06She's not a ten, you know,
07:07eight, eight and a half tops.
07:11One of her favourites.
07:14Yes, that's lovely.
07:17So, shall I go on the sofa, then,
07:19when you're in the bedroom?
07:21Oh, actually, this...
07:23This is the bedroom.
07:24Oh.
07:25Thought perhaps we could top and tail?
07:27Oh, yes.
07:28Why not?
07:30Brilliant.
07:30Brilliant.
07:33This is so kind of you.
07:34I keep telling her I just put them in the basket.
07:44Will she listen?
07:46Not on your Nelly.
07:47Do you mind...
07:57I...
07:59We usually go to sleep listening to an audio book.
08:03No, no, that's fine.
08:04All right.
08:07I put two guns out and got an attack piece out of the game.
08:10Good night, Adam.
08:11Night, night, all.
08:12Hello, any call sign, this is Bravo 2-0.
08:15Over.
08:16Nothing.
08:17We're approaching about 7 o'clock in the morning now,
08:20and it actually started to rain.
08:21We couldn't believe it.
08:22We're in the middle of the desert,
08:23and it's starting to rain.
08:29I've seen worse accounts, although not many.
08:32Right.
08:32But I'll get you through the audit.
08:34I've found a few thousand pounds worth of holes we can plug right away.
08:37Uh-huh.
08:38Have you tried sale and leaseback on the church property?
08:41What about renegotiating the energy contracts?
08:43No, no, no.
08:44Sounds amazing.
08:46Adam, I was hoping we were...
08:47Oh, hello.
08:48Hello, Nigel.
08:49Have you met George?
08:50Hello.
08:51Happy to be joining the team.
08:53George is a top city accountant who's up for being church treasurer.
08:57What?
08:57But I'm the treasurer.
09:00Acting treasurer?
09:01Can I show you something in the gallery?
09:03Excuse me, George.
09:08Look, we're in desperate need of help.
09:10The accounts are going to be late again.
09:12George can make a huge difference.
09:13You'd be the first to admit you're not a financial wizard.
09:16No, I would not.
09:18Do you even know anything about him?
09:19I know he was a senior accounting officer for ten years.
09:22Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
09:23Try telling that to the Trojans.
09:25Well, I'm sure he's not packed with Greek warriors.
09:27Come on, let's go back in there, put the kettle on,
09:30talk him through the books.
09:35How's the patient, Doc?
09:36Well, I'm not sure whoever did these ever quite got the hang of Excel.
09:42Mug.
09:46It's best to leave Nigel alone when he's in that sort of mood.
09:49It saves a lot of money on crockery.
09:51Well, here's to saving St. Saviour's.
09:53It's so great you're getting involved.
09:54You're helping me as much as I'm helping you.
09:58Now, look, you have to be elected treasurer before you can sign off on a financial report.
10:01So once you've done a basic CRB check, I can just...
10:04CRB?
10:05Criminal Records Bureau.
10:07It's the average church red tape.
10:08You'll get used to it, I'm sorry to say.
10:10Right.
10:11Look, I probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I just got out of prison two months ago.
10:20Oh.
10:22I served a three-month sentence for offences relating to internet...
10:28To child images.
10:35Oh, right.
10:35I don't do that sort of thing anymore.
10:38I don't even have a computer, but I should have told you.
10:42Just difficult to find the right time.
10:45First date, second date, you know?
10:47Yes.
10:47Anyway, look, it's probably easier if I just go.
10:57No, no, you don't have to.
10:59Thanks for the coffee.
11:08Make yourself comfy.
11:09Are you sure, Colin?
11:10This is incredibly kind of you.
11:11I haven't seen a blog for the room next door since Thursday.
11:15You've all missed his mattress.
11:18You know what?
11:19My mate European Bob's a top plumber.
11:22Well, he used to be fully sighted on his smack.
11:25And he's not really a mate.
11:27In fact, he's a knob.
11:28But I could ask him to have a look at your boiler.
11:30Oh, I really, really don't think you need to do that, Colin, but thanks.
11:33You'll have to mind out for Bongo.
11:36She might rub herself up against you during the night.
11:39Or fart on your head.
11:41Oh, I found her on the streets.
11:44That's a smuggler in here, because they don't allow pets to wank us.
11:47I love this little twat.
11:50She's like me other half.
11:52Sometimes we argue.
11:53Like when she shat on my pillow.
11:55But we always kiss and make up in the end, don't we, eh, Bongo?
12:00I suppose it's like any relationship.
12:04But are you and Alex?
12:06Yes, although these days with the letter...
12:08Shitting on the pillow.
12:09I was going to say kissing and making up.
12:11Just rub her nose in it.
12:12That's what I do.
12:13Know her, eh?
12:14Yeah.
12:16Good girl, are you, eh?
12:18You're a beaut, aren't you?
12:20Come here.
12:21Hi, Adam.
12:34Hello, Ellie.
12:35Interesting assembly this morning.
12:38Nearly to go quite so Old Testament on guilt and sin and begging God for forgiveness.
12:42Unless you're trying to turn them all Catholic.
12:44I might have gone in a bit hard.
12:48Or was it me you were targeting with your guilt gun?
12:50Oh, no.
12:51No.
12:52Not at all.
12:53Look, I won't keep you.
12:55I just wanted to say...
12:57Would you mind terribly giving Alex a call?
13:01Alex?
13:02Why?
13:02Well, because the other night after you left, I basically sort of ended up telling her what
13:06happened between us.
13:08You did what?
13:08She smoked it out of me.
13:09She's like bloody Perry Mason.
13:11That's just fucking great, Adam.
13:12And what did you tell her exactly?
13:14I told her nothing happened apart from a kiss.
13:16But she didn't believe me and now she's not returning my calls.
13:19So I thought maybe if you told her how it really was, I don't think she'll ever believe
13:23the truth coming from me.
13:25No.
13:25Playing the net in your game of emotional murder tennis isn't massively appealing.
13:31So if you don't mind.
13:38Did she chuck you out?
13:40Uh, yeah.
13:42It's okay.
13:42I'm sofa surfing.
13:44By sofa surfing, I mean sleeping on Colin's floor in the homeless hostel.
13:49Oh, bloody hell.
13:50The one light in the darkness was this city accountant who's up for helping us out with
13:54our audit, but it turns out he just got out of jail for child pornography offences.
13:58What?
13:59Has he been near the school?
14:00No, I don't think so.
14:01He hasn't been back since you told me.
14:03I can't help thinking what he did was terrible, but shouldn't the church be some sort of sanctuary?
14:08I can't really deal with this right now, Adam.
14:11Sure.
14:12Of course.
14:12I'm sorry.
14:15Oh, by the way, happy birthday.
14:17It is today, isn't it?
14:20It's tomorrow, Ashley, but thanks.
14:23I'll see you.
14:39To be honest, I was surprised when your number came up.
14:43I thought perhaps you left your phone in your pocket and your bum was calling me.
14:46No, I don't want you to feel St. Saviour's as close as its doors to you.
14:50That's really, well, that means a lot.
14:53Now, I've spoken to the diocesan safeguarding officer.
14:57He's agreed that it's fine for you to attend services as long as you sign this offender's
15:02agreement.
15:03George agrees to take responsibility to move away if a child or young person should sit
15:11next to him at church.
15:12But I'm happy to discuss the wording.
15:14No, it's fine.
15:15Of course I'll sign it.
15:16But I'm not a danger to children.
15:19Never touched a child and I never would.
15:21No, but you are on the sex offenders register for child porn offences so you can understand
15:25our concern.
15:25It's not child porn.
15:27Pornography implies consent.
15:29The correct term is child abuse images.
15:32Right.
15:33Sorry, I learned that in treatment.
15:36Look, George, I'm not here to put you on trial.
15:41I'm assuming you're the victim of some sort of child abuse yourself.
15:44No.
15:46Oh.
15:47No, I've had a pretty ordinary life.
15:50Till recently, anyway.
15:51Look, I've used porn as long as I can remember.
15:59And when the internet arrived, stuff I was looking at got harder and harder and younger
16:05and younger.
16:06I ended up crossing boundaries I swore I'd never cross.
16:09And by the time the police came knocking, I somehow amassed a collection of 30,000 images.
16:16Oh, good grief.
16:17Somehow you make it okay.
16:18Tell yourself, if I don't use a credit card, it's okay.
16:23Someone else did it, so it's okay.
16:24But in other part of you, you must have known how awful it was.
16:29That's the horror.
16:31You know, it's the worst thing in the world, but you can't stop.
16:34In a weird way, my arrest was the best thing that happened because that's what it did.
16:39Arrest me.
16:40And I honestly don't know what else would have done.
16:46But now I'm going to a sex addict's group, and I'm having therapy, and I'm taking antidepressants
16:52to reduce my libido.
16:53And is all that having an effect?
16:56Yeah.
16:57And the biggest positive out of this nightmare has been finding a faith.
17:00I know people expect me to re-offend, so I start every day on my knees, and I never get off them.
17:07Well, it's great to hear God's working in your life like that.
17:10A lot of God and a little bit of medication.
17:14Look, I should say that I had another look at your accounts.
17:19Ah, yes.
17:19I wasn't quite aware of just how much trouble you're in.
17:25Is it that bad?
17:26The short answer is yes.
17:29But I'm still up for helping, if you'll have me.
17:32Well, that's very...
17:34Is everything okay?
17:39Yes, I thought it was just...
17:41It's orange.
17:44Two-for-one cinema tickets.
17:46Well, I'm free most Wednesdays.
17:48Every Wednesday, actually.
17:49Dear Lord, I know I'm not supposed to treat you like Father Christmas.
17:57But please, could you get Alex to forgive me?
18:00Get sounds wrong.
18:01I mean, ask.
18:02Next time you speak to her.
18:03Not that you do actually speak to people, but you know what I mean.
18:08Also, thank you for the gift of George, the accountant.
18:11Although it's a bit like being given a kinder egg with a tiny poo inside it.
18:15People don't give you enough credit for having a sense of humour.
18:18What he did makes my skin crawl, but I'm asking Alex for forgiveness.
18:23How can I deny it to someone else?
18:24Hey, don't you know, my vicar.
18:36He's my vicar, you piece of shit.
18:38Hey, what are you doing?
18:39Hey, who are you, Jack?
18:40Come on, come on, come on.
18:41Hurry up.
18:42Come on, come on.
18:43Come on, come on.
18:43Come on, come on.
18:43That's it.
18:44Break it up.
18:45Break it up.
18:45Everyone out.
18:46I'll have a bit of a pie for his mate.
18:49You're ruining his birthday.
18:51I don't care if it's his birthday.
18:53You can't sneak your mates in off the street.
18:55Hello, Pop.
18:56Oh, Colin, you know the rules on pets.
19:00You've had your final warning.
19:01I'm going to have to serve you notice.
19:02For fuck's sake, Bongo, I told you to stay only there, you pillock.
19:07And there's a waiting list, okay, mate?
19:09You're going to have to speak to your key worker.
19:11Yes, okay, sorry.
19:12Everybody out.
19:13What?
19:14See you later.
19:15Oh, Jack, why are you doing?
19:17I'll call you when I get my mansion back, yeah?
19:21There you go, Bubbies.
19:22All strapped in, okay?
19:23Mum's just got to send a quick email about a very annoying, very boring meeting.
19:27And then we'll be on our way.
19:32Hi.
19:34How long have you been lurking there?
19:36I haven't been lurking.
19:37I've been waiting to see you both.
19:39Hello, sweetheart.
19:40Please don't wake her up.
19:43Look, I just wanted to talk.
19:45I don't want to talk to you.
19:46We're going to stay with my sister for a couple of days.
19:48What?
19:49Why?
19:49Because I've got an enormous report to write and Gemma said she'd help with Katie.
19:52So you've got the vicarage all to yourself, you're welcome to it.
19:55Might have to fix the doorbell, though.
19:57The doorbell?
19:58It kept ringing, so I unplugged it quite aggressively.
20:01Look, you don't have to...
20:02I can look after Katie.
20:05Yeah, well, call me later, okay?
20:08What's the point in calling when you never answer the phone?
20:11Oh, really, you want to do this now?
20:13Okay, do this now.
20:15I just...
20:16I wanted to explain to you what happened between Ellie and me, or rather what didn't happen.
20:21We've been through this.
20:22No, we haven't, because you think it was much worse than it was, and if I'd just been completely
20:25honest straight away, then we wouldn't be in this mess.
20:27So, the only flesh-on-flesh contact between Ellie and myself was in the lip area.
20:35Everything else was clothed.
20:37Dry humping.
20:37No humping, dry or otherwise.
20:40But there was some breastial, there was some bosom contact.
20:45Tit squeeze?
20:46Less of a squeeze, more of a...
20:48Grope?
20:48One tit, the left one, I think.
20:51Just lefty?
20:52What about poor old righty?
20:53No, just the one.
20:56So, now you know everything.
20:59That's it.
20:59That's everything.
21:01And did you enjoy it?
21:02Was it nice?
21:03No.
21:03Okay, I did enjoy it a bit.
21:07That doesn't mean I don't wish it never happened.
21:10Adam, it's not about the tits and the willies and the fannies.
21:15It's about the hearts.
21:18But you've broken mine.
21:19So, the first item on the agenda is the appointment.
21:49of treasurer.
21:50As we know, Nigel has been doing an excellent job for the last few years on a temporary basis.
21:55So, a round of applause for Nigel.
21:59But we have a new parishioner, George, who has very kindly...
22:03Point of order, point of information.
22:05I have a point of information about the candidate for treasurer that I must share with the members of the parochial church council.
22:11Well, get on with it.
22:11I want a slice of cake to go with me tea.
22:15When George first arrived on the scene, I couldn't help wondering if he's such a financial big shot.
22:19Why is he unemployed?
22:21So, I did some digging.
22:24It turns out he is not, in fact, on sabbatical.
22:26He was fired after he was arrested.
22:30So?
22:30I have, in my hand, a piece of paper that reveals the true identity of the man Reverend Smallbone has invited to the very heart of St. Saviour's.
22:40A convicted criminal who was released from prison just eight weeks ago after serving a sentence for child sex offences.
22:46Oh, my word.
22:53Did you know about this?
22:55Well, I...
22:56You knew and you wanted to appoint him anyway.
22:58He's signed an offenders agreement.
23:00It's all been checked by the diocesan safeguarding officer.
23:02But not by your congregation, because you knew that we wouldn't have it.
23:05Look, what George did was horrible.
23:08Horrible.
23:09But he's been to prison.
23:10He's lost his family.
23:12His career.
23:12It serves him right.
23:13And he'll do it again.
23:14That is what they do.
23:15How do you know that?
23:16Who are we to write him off as irredeemable?
23:18Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
23:22Well, I've never done any kiddie fiddling, so I'll have cast the first stone.
23:24He's not actually a kiddie fiddler.
23:26I've checked with the treatment centre.
23:28It seems he's doing okay.
23:29The relapse rate for offenders like him having treatment is surprisingly low.
23:33It's my assessment that he's a low risk.
23:35And vickers have a long history of being spot on when it comes to that particular assessment.
23:39The point is, there is a line and you have crossed it.
23:41Really?
23:42Is one sin so bad it trumps all the others?
23:44It's God's job to forgive, not yours.
23:46Would you be so eager to forgive, George, if he wasn't offering you free accounting services?
23:51Yes, of course.
23:53The bottom line is, you knew the truth and you kept it from your congregation.
23:57Which seems to be becoming a bit of a habit lately.
24:00What's that supposed to mean?
24:01Well, I've noticed the boiler seems to be working fine.
24:03There's no sign of flood damage.
24:05Or of Alex.
24:10Have Alex had kids who left you, Adam?
24:14A bit.
24:16Ah.
24:17Is it because you're a pedo too?
24:19Did you meet this bloke at Pedoclop?
24:21No, of course not.
24:22There's no such thing as Pedoclop.
24:24First rule of Pedoclop is don't talk about Pedoclop.
24:27I think you might want to check your commandments, Father.
24:30Especially number nine, about bearing false witness.
24:32And the one about harbouring pedophiles that God would have put on there if it wasn't so bloody obvious.
24:36Look, I'm sorry I lied about Alex.
24:39That was probably, well, no, it was definitely wrong.
24:41I just can't believe that you would appoint a child sex offender as treasurer over...
24:45Over me.
24:48I can't believe you let a nonce on the premises full stop.
24:50I can't believe I gave him one of my biscuits.
24:53Pedos are supposed to be sweaty wankers in track suits.
24:56He wears nice shirts.
24:58He's in disguise.
25:00He's sneaky.
25:00Hands up all those who think George should be appointed treasurer.
25:04And all those against?
25:09Okay, fine.
25:11Forgiveness has been outvoted.
25:13We are rejecting the free services of the top corporate accountant in favour of Nigel to get us through the church audit.
25:19A loyal and committed congregation member who finds it difficult to work out percentages even with the aid of a calculator.
25:25I bet even Evan Davis finds percentages tricky.
25:27Well, we don't have Evan Davis, do we?
25:28We have you and me, and I calculate our percentage chance of saving this church from bankruptcy at roughly nought percent.
25:36The church is going bankrupt?
25:40Technically, yes.
25:42Barring some sort of miracle.
25:45What about the thermometer?
25:46I'm afraid the thermometer not being a magical thermometer isn't going to save us.
25:58Look, we can save St. Saviour's.
26:03We have to save St. Saviour's.
26:05Let's put all this behind us and work together.
26:09Let's fight together.
26:11Take.
26:12Eat.
26:14This is my birthday cake.
26:16Do this in remembrance of me.
26:19I'll tell you what.
26:21This is fucking lovely.
26:23Good.
26:26Mmm.
26:28Sorry I'm late.
26:42You all right?
26:43What happened?
26:46Colin.
26:47Oh, no.
26:49Look, I didn't tell anyone.
26:51Well, I told one person, but Nigel found out on his own.
26:54It's not your fault.
26:56People are scared of me, and I don't blame them.
26:59I'm scared of me, too.
27:01But I'm doing my best.
27:04There'll always be a place for you in St. Saviour's, George.
27:07As long as it's still standing.
27:09That's really kind.
27:11But I wanted you to know that I'm leaving.
27:13This church was a refuge for me, but now it just feels like somewhere else I'm not safe.
27:18Oh, sorry.
27:19Sorry.
27:19Poor old officer.
27:25It was good to meet you, Adam.
27:30Hi.
27:31Anna.
27:31Yes.
27:33Hello, Adam.
27:35Yes.
27:36Alex.
27:37Wow.
27:40It's wonderful to see you.
27:41And you, my little darling.
27:45I thought about what you said.
27:47Just for the record, I'm still really, really angry with you.
27:50And Ellie, but mainly you.
27:52Fair enough.
27:53I'm also aware of how little we've seen of each other lately.
27:57Yeah.
27:57Well, Katie, your new job, this place on its knees, it's a lot.
28:02So, on balance, I think the best thing might be to see more of each other, not less.
28:08But if you ever grope anyone's tits again, apart from mine, I will rip your bollocks off.
28:15Thank you so much.
28:20Hey, look, there's a vicarage there.
28:22Come on, Bongo.
28:24Hey.
28:25Hey.
28:27Hey, pedo.
28:28Get out of my churchyard.
28:30Leave him, Colin.
28:31Bongo, attack.
28:34Bongo, attack.
28:37For God's sake, Bongo.
28:39What is the point of you?
28:41Bongo, come here.
28:43You useless.
28:55What is the point of you?
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