00:00LeBron's got a special patch now, commemorative patch, that's going to be on his jersey for the rest of the season.
00:05At first, I thought it was just last night's game against the Sacramento Kings, because that's the team he played against in his first game.
00:13But no, no, no, it's not. It's the rest of the season, which again proves LeBron James is only about LeBron James.
00:22Now, the only pass I give LeBron on this one is that Adam Silver could have said no.
00:28And Adam Silver didn't say no, because they're going to monetize it.
00:31Obviously, they have a partnership with Tops and Fanatics, of course, and they're going to take this patch, cut it up, put in some playing cards and Tops, and it's going to become a collector's item.
00:40But this shows you, once again, and maybe for the final time, that LeBron James is only about LeBron James.
00:49For him to want and to wear a patch, nobody else wants to wear it, nobody else is going to wear it,
00:57and the NBA historically has not a single time outside of death had a patch on a single guy's uniform honoring just that guy.
01:08Like, if you want to honor, you know, in baseball, Jackie Robinson, everybody does it, and he's dead, obviously.
01:15No sport in the history of our country has ever allowed a single player while still playing to wear a patch that honors him and nobody else.
01:27Like, it's comical at this point how narcissistic, it's hard to say fast, how narcissistic LeBron James is to wear his own patch for the rest of the season,
01:40and the NBA allows him to do it.
01:43It's criminal, it's comical, and it's typical for LBJ.
01:47Well, hold on.
01:48LeBron fan, go ahead.
01:49No, no, no, no, are we sure?
01:51Yeah.
01:51I'm just trying to see if there's any facts to find.
01:54Yeah.
01:54That it was his idea?
01:55His idea.
01:56What are you, no, no, no.
01:57His idea.
01:57Just because you say it doesn't make it a fact.
01:59I know the guy he went to to get the patch done.
02:02It's his idea.
02:02Yeah, it was his idea.
02:03He also had to approve the patch.
02:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:06Him having to approve the patch and it being his idea of very different things.
02:09No, they both happened.
02:11His idea and he had final approval of the patch.
02:14And he had final approval.
02:15So why didn't he start the season with the patch?
02:17It's a great question.
02:18If it was such his idea.
02:19I tell you why.
02:20Because he's played so poorly this year.
02:23That's not up for debate.
02:24And the game has passed him by.
02:26That he was trying to resuscitate his fandom and his popularity.
02:30Remember, he's not going to be an all-pro player this year.
02:33All-NBA player.
02:34He's not going to play enough games.
02:36And he's not very good.
02:37He's 22-5 and a half and seven assists.
02:39He's not going to be an all-star this year.
02:41At 41.
02:41Because nobody wants to see him in the all-star game.
02:43He's going to be an all-star.
02:44And LeBron James is done.
02:45He's whooped.
02:46It's over.
02:46It's a wrap.
02:47We all know that.
02:48So, he's trying to hang on to celebrity.
02:50And he's trying to hang on to being a focal point of people's NBA talk.
02:54Meanwhile, they got waxed last night by the Sacramento Kings.
02:58I mean, waxed.
03:00Malik Monk, who you haven't heard of in a year and a half.
03:03I've heard Malik Monk.
03:04Waxed the LA Lakers last night.
03:06Because they're a bad team.
03:07They're a poorly coached team.
03:08And their superstar doesn't play any defense.
03:11So, I decided to put some thought to this, Tyrone.
03:14Okay.
03:14And I thought of some better ideas for commemorative patches for LeBron James to wear.
03:20Ones that are more accurate and reflective of the career he's had.
03:23So, my first idea was ring chaser.
03:27Okay.
03:28Yeah, ring chaser.
03:29That's a good pick.
03:30Because that's who he is.
03:30He's a ring chaser.
03:32Ring chaser.
03:32And then I thought, well, maybe that's not fair.
03:34Like, I'm not going to kill a guy for one or two in championships.
03:37That's not fair.
03:37Yeah.
03:38So, the next one I came up with was bad teammate.
03:41Bad teammate.
03:42Bad teammate.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Throws everybody under the bus.
03:44Doesn't play defense.
03:45And wants the ball for the last shot all the time.
03:47And he's the worst in the history of the Lakers organization with a game on the line.
03:52The game tying a winning shot.
03:54Over 23 now.
03:55Made up stat.
03:55Never made one.
03:56Made up stat.
03:57Then I was like, well, that's not fair.
03:59That's not fair.
04:00Uh-huh.
04:00How about this one?
04:01Come on.
04:01Choke artist.
04:03Choke artist.
04:03I thought that would be a solid patch for LeBron James.
04:06Lost more finals than any player not named Will Chamberlain.
04:11Okay.
04:11Yeah, yeah.
04:11Yeah, yeah.
04:12Will Chamberlain.
04:13Uh-huh.
04:14Not named Will Chamberlain.
04:15Uh-huh.
04:15All right.
04:15Well, Bill Russell owned him.
04:17Okay.
04:17And then I thought, no, that's not fair either.
04:21Okay.
04:21He does have two legitimate championships.
04:24Nobody counts the bubble.
04:26And I don't count the first one in Miami because it's a great way to see him anyway.
04:29I count them.
04:29All right.
04:30That's just me.
04:30That's ridiculous.
04:31Oh, did you see his block?
04:33Oh, he got a block.
04:35That's his job.
04:36All right.
04:37So, I came up with, I think, the best commemorative pass.
04:39Yeah, what's the best one?
04:40And the one that he should wear.
04:41Mm-hmm.
04:41It's got a picture of LeBron.
04:43It's got the crown on his head.
04:44Yeah.
04:44Because he's the best at this.
04:46Okay.
04:46Stat compiler.
04:47Stat compiler.
04:48That's what I do.
04:49Yeah.
04:49LeBron James is the NBA's greatest stat compiler of all time.
04:53Do you feel good about yourself?
04:54Of all time.
04:54Do you feel good about yourself, Dolan?
04:55Yeah.
04:55I was going to say King Flopper.
04:57Yeah.
04:57But I just didn't want to make another patch.
04:58Now, there is one more patch.
05:00Yeah.
05:00That you may not know about.
05:02Yeah.
05:02That they also have gotten done.
05:03A friend of Diddy's?
05:04No, no, no.
05:05Should I put that there?
05:05No, no, no.
05:05Here it is.
05:06No?
05:06No, no.
05:06I have it for you.
05:07Yeah, what is it?
05:08It's GOAT.
05:10It's what?
05:10It's the GOAT patch.
05:11There it is.
05:12The GOAT patch for GOAT James.
05:14GOAT patch also as well.
05:16If you want to dump on him with those phony things, you can't.
05:19Because you got to remember, LeBron James is the greatest basketball player to ever live.
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