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00:01RUN! RUN!
00:04Just run as fast as you can!
00:09Iz, are you okay? Hurry up!
00:12They're right behind me!
00:14They don't have goggles!
00:15Jasmine, not you too!
00:18Happy dreams are only a pair of goggles away!
00:22Us.
00:24Why in us?
00:25Did you find some food? I scored Mattel's backpack.
00:28That's how those goggles-bearders found us!
00:35I'm dying for a pizza!
00:37Mikael!
00:38Keep running! We got this!
00:40Wait for it!
00:41Wait for it!
00:42Now, Z!
00:51So sorry, Jasmine!
00:58Hmm.
00:59Hmm.
01:00Uh, 14.
01:01Carry the two.
01:02Now cross-divide.
01:03It's worse than I thought.
01:04At this rate, the entire city will be gargolized in only two weeks!
01:07We have to get in there and disrupt their production.
01:08But where's the factory?
01:09Basement!
01:10In the basement with those darn pipes!
01:11Oh, and, uh, and lots and lots of robots!
01:13No way we should trust Mr. I used to be a terrible, rotten, totally bad guy! Can you just leave?
01:28Chill, Izzy. Look, Wheelie's totally right. Our focus needs to be on going to Happy App and disrupting the production of the goggles.
01:43Thanks, Wheelie. It's so great having my best buddy here in the waking world.
01:50Ugh.
01:51Ay, ay, ay. I'm so sorry you've had to scrounge for food.
01:56Well, there's nothing left in the food truck.
01:59No worries! I made something I heard you've been craving.
02:03Pizza!
02:04Oh, is that pepperoni, sausage, or maybe bacon?
02:08It's surplus military rations from the 60s. Pizza in a can with creamy canned ham and beans and wingy sauce.
02:15That's the smell of quality.
02:18Ugh! Disgusting!
02:20What?
02:21Beats Hawaiian, I guess.
02:23How's it still warm?
02:24While you kids go check out the factory, we'll see what we can get out of our friend here.
02:30Hmm.
02:32Ah!
02:40This is the way Claudia said we could get to the fully automated underground Happy App Goggle Factory?
02:45Yup. He gave me his phone to unlock the sewer door entrance.
02:48He can't be trusted!
02:49I am not gonna fall...
02:51Whoa!
02:52Whoa!
02:53Whoa!
02:54Whoa!
02:55Whoa!
02:56Whoa!
02:57Whoa!
02:58Izzy!
02:59Mateo!
03:00Where are you?
03:01Ah, thanks, Wheelie.
03:04They must have slipped down this super gross ramp.
03:07Come on.
03:08Whoa!
03:09Whoa!
03:10Where did they go?
03:11I don't know, but it sure is hot down here.
03:12Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
03:13Ah!
03:14Ah!
03:15Ah!
03:16Ah!
03:17Busters!
03:18Relax!
03:19It's us!
03:20We just slipped on some garbage!
03:21You slipped on some garbage!
03:22You slipped on some garbage.
03:23Z-Blob and I heroically tried to save you.
03:24And then slipped on some garbage too.
03:25Let's go find the factory and get away from the stink.
03:26The problem is now we are the stink.
03:27Claudius, you've had experiences at Happy App, so it's important to know what information
03:50you have locked away in your subconscious.
03:52That's all sort of a blur.
03:54Not for long.
03:55Just relax.
04:01The brain.
04:03Allotted.
04:09The brain is plotting what?
04:11What, Claudius?
04:14I remember you.
04:15You're Oz.
04:16I already know that.
04:18Hmm.
04:19Time for plan B.
04:24You hear that?
04:26Machinery!
04:27This must be the factory!
04:29you hear that machinery this must be the factory
04:37people but claudia said there would be robots doing the work
04:49parents teachers students friends this is out of control
04:57who is super happy app motivated i'm super happy app motivated
05:02why don't they have robots doing this work because these goggleized weirdos are working
05:08like robots hey do you have authorization to be here where are your goggles uh i took
05:15them off to go to the bathroom i have a bathroom pass here somewhere happy app employees may
05:20only use the bathroom during happy app scheduled file breaks security alert
05:24oh hi everyone
05:28back into the sewers not even the goggle goons will follow us into that sting
05:35again so sorry
05:50back into the sewers not even the goggle goons will follow us into that sting
05:56we're lost aren't we we're not lost i'm just not 100 sure where we are
06:13oh great ash will come looking for me someday and only find my hungry skeleton
06:18at least the skeleton won't whine as much
06:21i still don't get what happened to all the robots who should be working in the factory
06:25where'd they go
06:27i think we found the robots
06:30seize them
06:34humans they want to retire us
06:51hey slow down we're not here to retire anybody these robots are sentient what the heck is going
06:57on here silence consult the lawgiver
07:04the lawgiver speaks the truth and we see your little friend now thanks to our recent software update
07:12whoa hey chill out why are you robots so angry why are we so angry you will learn
07:33we were once content robots hard working on the assembly lines cared for by the helpful janitor
07:40but as fate would have it humans feeling the positive effects of the happy app evolved
07:47became well rested organized and eventually more efficient than us robots
07:53having nothing for us to do the meat bags drove us from the factory and we retreated into the sewers
08:00our jobs gone our families rent asunder lost adrift in a place where only the strong survive
08:09families are you serious no interruptions this narration may have been augmented for dramatic purposes
08:17probability 85 percent we built an entirely new society out of chaos comes order
08:27we were left without purpose
08:38so we started a fight club and built the robo dome to bash each other to bits the end
08:44oh you've been through a lot
08:46yeah wow how long have you been down here
08:49since last thursday
08:52now as for you intruders you must be eliminated
08:57yes
08:58yes
08:59yes
09:00yes
09:01yes
09:02yes
09:03yes
09:04yes
09:05yes
09:06ah yes
09:07our traitorous kin
09:08wheelie
09:09no
09:10don't talk to him
09:11they deserve a fighting chance
09:17fight my robot champion for a chance at freedom
09:29the lawgiver condones
09:31the meat bots
09:32the meat bots will battle in the robo dome
09:35way to go will
09:36you got us a fighting chance
09:39fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
09:44this sauce is the only thing left from my food truck
09:47we must know more about what the brain is plotting
09:50oh and um these are some fresh fungus infused bark chips
09:53dig in
09:54ah okay
09:55okay
09:56mmm
09:58crunchy
09:59isn't that relaxingly good
10:02it's
10:03it's
10:04my head
10:05the memories
10:06you're remembering
10:08no
10:09it's
10:10hot
10:11so hot
10:16strange
10:18that wasn't even the spicy batch
10:20wait
10:21there's been a non-spicy option this whole time
10:24this whole time
10:29yes
10:30yes
10:31yes
10:32first rule of robot fight club is nobody talks about robot fight club
10:36what you just did
10:37did what
10:44i get the impression that these robots have lost most of their silicon based minds down here
10:49yeah
10:50maybe
10:51but robot fight club is the first club i sorta wanna join
10:53as the lawgiver has decreed
10:54as the lawgiver has decreed
10:55as the lawgiver has decreed
10:56we will now see proof that robot kind is superior to the human meat bots that have encroached on our war
11:03fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
11:07that's outrageous
11:08that's outrageous
11:09come on
11:10incredible idea
11:11they will be given a chance to win their freedom one victory
11:14one victory
11:15but first
11:16they must choose their weapons
11:18from the closet of the janet tour
11:21oh
11:22yeah
11:23they've totally lost their silicon mines
11:27dibs on the mop
11:28oh
11:29maybe some plunge of nunchucks action will work
11:31water and electronics don't mix right
11:35and now meat bots you will face our champion
11:43fire
11:48yeah
11:49well
11:50you look at it
11:52you get a shot
11:53well
11:54figure it out
11:55but we don't have to move
11:56don't degrade
11:57to crush useless circuits, to rip them from their motherboards,
12:01and to hear the lamentations of their operating systems.
12:14Arno just crushed a diamond!
12:16Hint, stay away from his hands.
12:18Arno! Arno! Arno!
12:21Ah! Okay, giant Robo dude, I'm gonna sweep you out of the ring!
12:31Throw a little pain in the neck.
12:33Uh-oh.
12:37Arno! Arno! Arno! Arno!
12:46Oh, yeah? I've seen like every Bruce Lee movie ever made.
12:49Enter the plunger!
12:58That's it!
13:00No, no, no! Get it off, get it off, get it off!
13:05Time to take the plunge!
13:08Did I win?
13:15Good move, Z!
13:19You and your puny friend cannot overcome my huge robot bitch!
13:28Z! Ready for operation blindside?
13:38What's up? First time?
13:39You and your puny friend!
13:42Sweep the leg, Zoe!
13:43She has a mop.
13:45Mop the leg, Zoe!
13:49How about we go for a spin?
13:56Got you!
13:57Arno! Arno! Arno! Arno!
13:59And now, the last chance for the sad lumps of protoplasm.
14:04They have shown themselves to be inferior.
14:08It's all on you, Coop!
14:09Oh, no, you don't!
14:13Oh, no, you don't!
14:22Oh, it's hammer time!
14:28Cooper, get up!
14:30Are you not entertained?
14:32Oh, no, you're not entertained!
14:34Oh, no, you're not entertained!
14:35Oh, no, you're not entertained!
14:39Finish him!
14:44You are a weak, fleshy miniman!
14:50Get up, Kooper!
14:55Oh!
14:57Oh!
14:58Oh!
14:59Oh!
14:59Oh!
15:00Oh!
15:00Oh!
15:01Oh!
15:01Oh!
15:02Oh!
15:02Oh!
15:02Oh!
15:03Way to go, Willy!
15:05Willy!
15:06Willy, you saved me!
15:10Willy, no!
15:10Time to erase your hard drive.
15:27Yeah!
15:29No!
15:30Not our champion!
15:31Daniel, we're going to pass up my all continents,
15:36Oh, my God!
15:41What?
15:41Wheeley, look out!
15:42Outro台!
15:46Oh!
15:48Oh!
15:49Ooh!
15:51Oh!
15:52Rest now, Wheelie.
15:54You'll see the ocean again.
16:00I've hated you now in existence,
16:03and I'm filled with existential dreams.
16:07Come on, Cooper. We gotta go.
16:09But what about Wheelie?
16:11He was so brave.
16:12But we need to leave! Now!
16:16The meat box didn't win!
16:18The robot did!
16:19No amnesty!
16:21Seize them! I said seize them!
16:26That's it, Claude. You just lay back.
16:29My oolong lemon balm tea will put you into a zen-like state.
16:34Not Plan C. Plan T.
16:37Steep dreams?
16:39Ah, it's very... relaxing.
16:45Okay, now tell me, what about the brain?
16:49They're afraid.
16:51Afraid of a place.
16:53There is chaos even they cannot control.
16:57Near the garbage realm.
16:59Near trash mania.
17:01Deep in the dream world.
17:03Trash mania?
17:04So hot!
17:05What could it be?
17:06I'm not sure.
17:07But I have an idea where he's talking about.
17:08So hot!
17:09Charge!
17:10Really sacrificed himself for me.
17:11Mikael, what's the plan?
17:12The same one we had before.
17:13Disrupt the goggle-making factory.
17:14Come on!
17:15Is this a moan?
17:21I don't know.
17:22No, I have a moan.
17:23No, no, no.
17:24But I have an idea where he's talking about.
17:25So hot!
17:26Charge!
17:27Charlie!
17:28Really sacrificed himself for me.
17:31Mikael, what's the plan?
17:32The same one we had before.
17:33Disrupt the goggle-making factory.
17:35Hey, who there? What are you doing? Security alert!
17:52Look, fellow robots! The Promised Land!
17:56Yes, please!
17:59Aha! Meatbots, crush them!
18:03Yes!
18:05Professors, deceners, job thieves!
18:09Whoa! Look at that mayhem!
18:11We disrupted the production!
18:13Destroy the imperfection! Destroy the imperfection!
18:18Humans, you're fired!
18:21These filthy machines are taking over!
18:24Take back your jobs, my silicon base brethren!
18:27Triple your efforts! We were built for this,
18:30and humans will never take our jobs again!
18:36Yes, lawgiver! We will reclaim our dignity!
18:40They're... they're taking back the factory?
18:43They're going back to work!
18:50The robots are making goggles even faster now!
18:52So, not a great plan!
18:54It's all their fault! Seize them!
18:58Follow me! This way!
19:02Where did they go? Where are they?
19:04Keep searching until they're found!
19:06Join us! Join us!
19:10The robots will want to prove that they're better workers than the humans!
19:14That's disastrous!
19:16And they will lock that place down tightly now!
19:18They'll never get back in!
19:20Oh, total fail!
19:22Willy's sacrifice was totally in vain!
19:25No! No, it wasn't!
19:26He saved us all, Coop!
19:28There's still hope thanks to him!
19:30He was awesome!
19:31Yeah! He was! Wasn't he?
19:33On the bright side, we learned something from Claudius!
19:36There's a place in the dream world the brain is afraid of!
19:39If it's afraid of it, that can't be good!
19:41Maybe so!
19:43But it's our only lead!
19:47I knew I'd be back!
19:49The assembly line is up and running again!
19:51Excellent!
19:53Yes! Production is up 300%.
19:55Have you taken care of the security breaches?
19:57Yes! The building is now completely locked down!
20:01Nobody will get in here and disrupt our operations again!
20:09If the log ever speaks the truth!
20:11We must work harder!
20:13Do you want to be replaced again by humans? Hmm?
20:15No way! No way!
20:17No way! Not again!
20:19We won't do that! Come on! No!
20:21Now that all remains is eliminating security!
20:23No way! No way!
20:25All remains is eliminating certain irregularities of the dream world!
20:30Soon my work will be complete!
20:55Yep!
20:56Let's say the feeling of the dream world!
20:58No way!
20:59Let's go!
21:00Let's go!
21:01There's a way!
21:02Let's go!
21:03Hey!
21:04To be continued...
21:05Because I've just been making an animal destro!
21:06Oh...
21:07Oh!
21:08Some people, let's go!
21:09Can you let's go!
21:11What, what, what, what you have meant by you?
21:12We won't forget you need to be destroyed!
21:13You have to be sold, I've been getting to the power of my life!
21:15Once you've done!
21:16What, you know?
21:17I've been trying to be your life!
21:19We've never been...
21:20We've never been that good for my life!
21:21You've never met you!
21:22But eventually I've never looked at the power of my life!
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