00:06You know how it is. If my aunt had male parts, she'd be my uncle.
00:11What the?
00:13Mike Tomlin and Aaron Rodgers needed God on their side to sneak into the playoffs
00:19after, what, the wildest display of bad kicking from both their kicker.
00:24The extra point from Foswell.
00:28Twisting. No good!
00:29No good!
00:30And Ravens kicker, Tyler Loop.
00:33Snap good! Hold it! The kick is no good!
00:37It is wide right!
00:39This dude just became the latest NFL kicker to miss a game-winning chip shot,
00:44but I gotta give it to him.
00:46He's handled it with class, and he's used his faith in God to get him through this tough time.
00:52Right now I'm reading the book of Romans, and in Romans 8 it says,
00:57And God works for the good of those who love him, who call according to his purpose.
01:03And, you know, it's a verse that just reminds me, like, ultimately, man, I'm here to love on the guys around me.
01:09My man, the book of kickers, chapter 18, verse 44.
01:13Thou shalt not miss a game-winning chip shot, or thine head coach will be fired two days after.
01:20Now that had to be some sort of football divine intervention,
01:24and one of the holiest plays to ever happen in Pittsburgh in quite some time.
01:30We in the motherfucking playoffs, I don't know where y'all at.
01:41Bitch, he missed it.
01:42And they had to agree with it, because they had a priest spread holy water on the field post-game after that miracle win.
01:50Move over, immaculate reception.
01:57Hello, Hail Mary full of shank.
02:00Now, dear NFL media, do me a favor.
02:03Stop asking these players and coaches about next season after their season just finished
02:08and some sort of heartbreak or controversy.
02:12Lamar Jackson agrees with everything I'm saying.
02:14Do you feel you'll be back as the Ravens quarterback in the season?
02:17I'm, bro, I'm, we just lost a game, you know, a divisional game, you know, a game to put us in the playoffs.
02:25I'm not even thinking about that right now, to be honest with you.
02:27I'm still caught up in what just happened, you know.
02:31That's not my focus right now.
02:33At least let the man shower and get his vacation plans ready before answering hypothetical questions.
02:40Leave all those hypotheticals and what ifs to Mike Tomlin.
02:43You know how it is.
02:45If my aunt had male parts, she'd be my uncle.
02:48Since we're on ifs, if he missed that kick, Mike T, you might have been out of a job.
02:53Never say never, but never.
02:55Miles Garrett, arguably the best thing rocking in Cleveland besides the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
03:01broke Michael Strahan's single season sack record when he got sacked number 23 against the Bengals in week 18.
03:08Burrow, he's under pressure.
03:10He's sacked.
03:10And there it is.
03:12A record that has stood nearly a quarter of a century.
03:15Now, Strahan talked about it, and he didn't really have one of those hater back-in-my-day moments with his take on his record being broken.
03:24But man does make some sense.
03:26I hold a record for a 16-game season.
03:28They hold records for 17-game season.
03:30That's the way it works out.
03:32He's still claiming the title.
03:33But you know, you can't compare records from 12-game seasons to 16-17-game seasons.
03:37That's true.
03:37This doesn't work.
03:38Man makes a point, but if we're putting an asterisk by 12, 16, and even 17-game seasons,
03:45then we've got to put one down for sacks where a quarterback like Brett Favre just lays on the ground until you touch them.
03:51First and 10 at the 42.
03:54And Michael Strahan gets the sack.
03:57Strahan's my big bro, though.
03:59There will be no Strahan slander on my timeline.
04:01Just asterisks.
04:03But if you think about it and you really hear what he says, the man does make sense here.
04:07Miles Garrett records his NFL record 23rd sack of the year, passing Michael Strahan.
04:16The Bengals, they're a little salty that the refs and the officials stopped the game to honor Miles Garrett breaking the record.
04:22There's five minutes left in our season.
04:24We're playing for our lives here.
04:25And I was never told that we're going to stop the game.
04:28Now, even though they were already knocked out of the playoff race back in, what, week 15?
04:33Hey, Coach Zach Taylor said that they were playing to win that game
04:38and wide receiver Jamar Chase wasn't feeling the officials stopping the game either.
04:44You can't do that, you know what I'm saying?
04:45But congrats to him and everything.
04:47But, you know, they got to call a flag on that play.
04:49You guys were trying to go win the game.
04:50We were trying to hurry up, too.
04:51We couldn't even hurry up.
04:52The refs was looking at us like we did something wrong the whole time.
04:55So it was, I don't know what was going on in that play.
04:57Unpopular take.
04:59I'm actually with Jamar Chase and Zach Taylor on this one.
05:02Bruh, it's Browns-Bengals week 18.
05:05Not all of these teams are going to the playoffs.
05:08Great job, Myles Garrett.
05:09Congratulations.
05:11But what are we stopping this game for?
05:12Well, you hit Will.
05:14Give him this moment.
05:15Give him this moment.
05:16Give him this moment.
05:17We know, goodness Will, about 90% of those players have flights to Cancun to catch.
05:23Wrap that thing up, B.
05:25God, it's just amazing to have this kind of moment, have it in a win,
05:28and end up being the king of the jungle.
05:30Indiana Hoosiers football head coach, Kirk Cignetti,
05:34is the hottest coach in football right now.
05:36I'm talking college and pros.
05:38He's knocked off Oregon, Ohio State, and Alabama all in the same season.
05:43We don't just beat top 25 teams.
05:45We beat the shit out of them.
05:47This man has Indiana football as the top team in the nation.
05:53You ain't know about six?
05:55Google them.
05:56It's pretty simple.
05:56I win.
05:57Google me.
06:00I swear this dude is like, if Coach Prime and Nick Saban had some sort of coaching baby,
06:06it would be Kirk Cignetti.
06:07How many head coaches at or in the state of Indiana give the wink and the gun before a big-time game?
06:18He wins his national championship.
06:21They're going to replace all of Bobby Knight's statues with Kirk Cignetti statues throughout the state of Indiana.
06:27I've seen video of Bobby Knight upset and disrespected.
06:32Look at here.
06:34Look at here.
06:35Bobby Knight just threw his chair.
06:37And he don't handle it like Sigs.
06:39Sigs is a cool cat.
06:40Arched eyebrow.
06:41That's the expression.
06:43He's got that look, and they got the stop right there.
06:45So, again, if this man wins it all, at Indiana of all places, Joe Shane, John Mara, Steve Tisch, call them.
06:55He needs that Giants job.
06:56Google that.
06:57We got our way of doing things, and, you know, we kick ass and take names.
07:01All right, let's get into your quick takes because we have another week of quick takes about coaches and fans crashing out on bad officials and terrible referees.
07:10Shorts.
07:13He got the rebound.
07:16Calling a foul on Lino Moore.
07:19I cannot believe it.
07:20Goodness, that is not a foul.
07:22Notre Dame head basketball coach Michael Shrewsbury absolutely spazzed out on a ref like he cost him his parlay.
07:30Still not sure what set him off.
07:34It looked like he was going after one of the officials.
07:36Steve Kerr usually only spazzes out on Draymond Green or a politician or some sort of politics that's in the news.
07:45In the words of the great Steph Curry, we can tell Donald Trump night-night.
07:52But this time, my man had an NBA ref feel the wrath of Kerr with some Snoop Dogg color commentary, of course.
08:01Uh-oh, Steve, don't get thrown out.
08:03Get him out of there.
08:04Get him out of there.
08:05Back him up.
08:06Back him up, GP.
08:07Back him up.
08:07Steve ready to fire on him.
08:09He's already gone.
08:10Steve banging Englewood right now.
08:12Englewood.
08:13Get him, Steve.
08:14You an Englewood, Steve.
08:16Sack records, missed field goals, Kurt Signetti, and head coaches absolutely spazzing out on officials.
08:23What a week in sports.
08:25So that's a wrap on this week's What to Take.
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