Shed and Buried - Season 7 Episode 08- Duncan
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00I was with my doctor the other day, right?
00:03I said, when you're over 60, does everyone start falling apart?
00:08I mean, I know he is, right?
00:10Mine happened before 60.
00:12No, no, I know it did. It happened at 18.
00:14But, she said, yes, I'm afraid so, Henry, everyone starts falling apart.
00:19We must grow old disgracefully and love every moment.
00:24That's what we're going to do, right?
00:26Yeah, doing it.
00:27Don't worry, we're going to fight the ageing process.
00:29Yeah.
00:30Ahem, tomorrow.
00:33I'm Henry Cole.
00:35That is beautiful.
00:36I love it.
00:37And along with fellow fanatic Fuzz Townsend.
00:40In we go. Wow.
00:41We're back on the hunt for vintage treasures.
00:44Look, even more.
00:45In the nation's sheds.
00:46Oh, my God, it's a treasure trove.
00:48We're going to buy them.
00:49That's fantastic.
00:50Fix them up and sell them for a tidy profit.
00:53I love it!
00:55Welcome to Shed and Buried.
00:59We are going to see a geyser called Duncan, am I right?
01:07That's correct, yes.
01:08Yeah.
01:09Down in Wiltshire.
01:10What's his thing?
01:11I thought you knew.
01:12Well, I kind of do.
01:13Well, it's some tractors, isn't it?
01:15He is agricultural.
01:16Yeah.
01:17He's got some bigger stuff as well.
01:19So, we could get something a little bit different today.
01:22Well, then again, we could just get another Massey Ferguson.
01:26Even without my dog, I'm feeling as though I want to buy things.
01:29There we go, yeah.
01:30I'm in the mood, mate.
01:31Let's go and see what he has.
01:38Forgive me, Duncan, right?
01:40I'm just looking at this glorious shed.
01:43There are signs everywhere and mint tractors.
01:46There ain't much detritus.
01:47Wait till we go to the next shed, Henry.
01:49And my yard, you might be surprised.
01:52Now, I mean, obviously, this is your pride and joy shed.
01:55It is, yeah.
01:56So, I'm guessing that not really.
01:58There's not going to be much for sale in here.
02:00Okay.
02:01But we'll go around to my other yard shortly.
02:03And is everything for sale there?
02:05Quite a bit is.
02:06What we'll do, right, is we'll go to the other yard
02:10and look at the potentially less beautiful stuff,
02:13but hopefully a little bit cheaper.
02:15Yeah, you never know.
02:16And we may well find something.
02:18We may well do.
02:19Yeah, and have a haggle at the end.
02:20We may well do.
02:21It'll be good.
02:22Okay, mate.
02:23Duncan, thank you so much.
02:24Cheers.
02:25Cheers, Henry.
02:26I can't wait.
02:27Which way?
02:28This way?
02:29Yes.
02:30Come on, then.
02:31Let's all go.
02:32Come on.
02:37Oh, hang on now.
02:38You see.
02:39I think we get the vibe now, don't we?
02:42Look at this.
02:44Let's start with the big one, shall we?
02:46Yes, let's.
02:47Yeah.
02:48A Ford 7810.
02:49Yes.
02:50We are getting into the realms of the larger tractors.
02:53This is a fantastic machine.
02:56Yeah.
02:57There are people who are obsessed by the blue.
02:58Yeah, that's right.
02:59You know what I mean?
03:00And I can understand why.
03:01This is a great thing for the collection.
03:03But for something a little more bijou.
03:07Rather sweet little 135.
03:09It is.
03:10Now, I always like a tractor with a cab.
03:14The Massey Ferguson 135 was a very popular tractor from the late 60s.
03:20Perfect for small holdings and light farm use.
03:23The beauty of a cab.
03:26Yeah.
03:27One thing and one thing only.
03:28Yeah.
03:31The windscreen wiper.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Well, can I just tell you something?
03:34If you don't have a cab, you don't need a windscreen wiper, do you?
03:38Exactly.
03:39So where's the joy in that?
03:40There's a lot of joy, man.
03:41You're in the field.
03:42You can smell the grass that you're cutting.
03:45You can feel the rain on your face.
03:47You're part of nature.
03:48You're taking part.
03:49Yeah.
03:50I mean, if I was doing it a lot, I'd have a cab.
03:52Yeah, exactly.
03:53And you'd have that nice little.
03:55Yeah.
03:56But what I do is.
03:57Oh, it's really sunny.
03:59I think I'll go mowing.
04:02So I don't need a cab.
04:04Should we go into the yard?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Any signs of that?
04:07Oh, God, no.
04:08Hang on.
04:09Wait, wait.
04:13Oh, baby, look.
04:14Now then, is that genuinely a John Deere or just painted up?
04:18I don't know.
04:21John Deere is America's most iconic farm equipment brand.
04:25It's been going since the 1910s, churning out thousands of items
04:30in its signature green and yellow paint scheme from its factory in Illinois.
04:35Duncan.
04:36Hello.
04:37Hey, look, come in, mate.
04:38I just want to ask you about this little stationary.
04:41Okay.
04:42Yeah.
04:43A little John Deere stationary engine.
04:44Is it actually a John Deere?
04:45It is a John Deere engine.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Come from America.
04:48Yeah.
04:49I've had it some years.
04:50I did have it running when I first bought it, but it's been sat there probably five or six years.
04:55I've never actually ever seen a John Deere stationary engine.
04:58You have now.
04:59You have now.
05:00You have now.
05:01You have now.
05:02Mate, that's what I love about shed dwelling.
05:03You never know what you're going to find.
05:04Yeah.
05:05No worries.
05:06No worries.
05:07No worries.
05:08Thanks, mate.
05:09All right.
05:10After you.
05:11You have now.
05:15It is, as he promised, chock full of stuff.
05:17He's got another Massey 135, but in amongst all the standard tractors and farm equipment,
05:23there are some curios, like this Peter's shed.
05:27Hey.
05:28Look at this.
05:29Sorry, mate.
05:30I thought I'd lost you for a sec.
05:32I like this.
05:33It's got a lot of seating in here.
05:35I mean, really, you could have this.
05:38And when we're working out in your field, this could be our little restroom, our mess room,
05:44on wheels.
05:45Funnily enough, back in the day, I used to dream of a little GPO tent.
05:49Yeah?
05:50Yeah.
05:51In the middle of the field or whatever.
05:52So I could just pop in there with a thermos, yeah?
05:54Yeah.
05:55And be alone for a while.
05:56There you go.
05:57Well, this is absolutely ideal.
05:58And beneath here, there is a steel frame.
06:00It's quite substantially built.
06:02Well, you never know if at the right price.
06:04Oh, my God, what's that?
06:06Look behind you.
06:12No.
06:13Come on.
06:14Live a little, man.
06:15What do you mean, live a little?
06:17It's a road roller.
06:19I know.
06:20What?
06:21You're not really.
06:22You are really thinking of...
06:24You are.
06:27Thomas Green and Son was one of Britain's first heavy vehicle manufacturers.
06:32They released their first steam-powered roller in 1872 and carried on building rollers until
06:39the 1960s.
06:43What we have here is a diesel-powered, I guess, road roller.
06:47Should we just establish that?
06:50Well, there we go.
06:52Is that a Perkins?
06:53I don't know what it is.
06:54Hold on.
06:56Anyway, either way, it is a rather large diesel engine.
07:00I have not studied road rollers.
07:02Neither have I.
07:03Neither have I.
07:04I'm very sorry.
07:05My knowledge at this end of transportation is very thin.
07:09Yes, same here.
07:10I haven't got...
07:11I haven't got a clue.
07:12Can you get up?
07:13There must be a more elegant way of getting into it.
07:16Come on, Fuzzer.
07:17Just have a sit.
07:18Fuzzer.
07:19I mean, this is proper road-going, road-making, hey?
07:27Yeah.
07:28You feel king of the road.
07:30Now, listen, right?
07:31Yeah.
07:32Okay, so look, we've got this potentially.
07:34Yep.
07:35Right.
07:36And what about the Massey 135 with the cab?
07:39We've got 135 inside.
07:41Yep.
07:42John Deere.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44That's nice.
07:45A little stationary engine.
07:46That was very nice.
07:47That is good.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Shall we...
07:50Have a chat?
07:51Yeah.
07:52How much do you reckon this is?
07:56I don't know, because...
07:58Who the heck would buy one?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Who knows?
08:02Yeah.
08:03I don't know anyone.
08:04Do you?
08:05Yeah.
08:06I'm looking at him.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Let's go buy it.
08:09Give us a hand now.
08:15I just want to ask a few prices.
08:18Okay.
08:19So then we can start potentially the haggle.
08:21Yeah.
08:22What should we start with?
08:24I think that we should start indoors, because there was that Massey 135.
08:29Okay, yeah.
08:30That's not really for sale.
08:31That one was in my collection, that 135 in there.
08:33Okay.
08:34I've had that a long time.
08:35So it's a nice one.
08:36It's a nice one, yeah.
08:37Okay, fair enough.
08:38What about that one?
08:39This one's for sale.
08:40Alright, that's a nail, isn't it?
08:41No, it's a good tractor.
08:43Seven grand.
08:44What about in there, there was a little John Deere stationary engine?
08:48Again, something I've had for a very long time.
08:50But yeah, it would be for sale at the right price.
08:52That would be?
08:53Yeah.
08:541500 quid.
08:55You don't want the shooting trailer, do you?
08:58Not really.
08:59I have sold that, unfortunately.
09:00You have?
09:01Yeah.
09:02It's way in collection.
09:03Yeah, it's a popular thing, I was right.
09:05It's a beaters trailer, yeah.
09:06Now, one thing that I'm pretty sure you haven't done is sold that roller.
09:10I haven't.
09:11No.
09:12Now, tell me about that roller.
09:15That is a Thomas Green's Griffin Road roller.
09:18Right.
09:19From 1957.
09:20We've got to ask the price on that.
09:21Looking for three grand for it.
09:25You're not.
09:29Three grand?
09:31Mm.
09:32For the roller?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Three and a half with the John Deere.
09:37No, we can't do it, Henry.
09:38I'm sorry.
09:39I paid a lot of money for that engine.
09:41We're in Wiltshire with Duncan, hackling over a true heavyweight, a 1950s road roller.
10:02He wants three grand for it, but can we get it for less?
10:05Two and a half for the roller.
10:09Go on then.
10:11I'll get me coat.
10:12Next day, our heaviest and craziest purchase ever arrives at the ranch, courtesy of Duncan
10:30and his mate Ian.
10:31What do you reckon?
10:33Well, it's typical you.
10:34Why?
10:35Because normally, you go by the adage, he with the most toys wins.
10:39Yes.
10:40Today you've gone for, he with the biggest toys wins.
10:42Biggest toys, yeah.
10:43Yeah.
10:44How are we going to get it off?
10:45Cut the chain.
10:46Pray.
10:47Pray.
10:48Don't be like that.
10:49Gravity.
10:50Have you got a big fork left?
10:51Yeah, I do.
10:52We'll use that then.
10:54My Sanderson 50 is the biggest thing I have at base, but it's dwarfed by the roller.
11:03Are you all right, buzzer?
11:05Are you getting in?
11:06I'm not getting in.
11:07I'm ready to jump off.
11:09Ready?
11:10Here are the sums.
11:11My Sanderson weighs in at four and a half tons, and our latest purchase at seven.
11:17Go figure.
11:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:22Steady, steady.
11:26The wooden chocks are supposed to give a little more clearance to the roller.
11:33Uh-oh.
11:34All right.
11:36Yeah, go, it'll go.
11:38Let's go.
11:41I thought that was a bit touch and go.
11:45Man, that's it.
11:46Are we off?
11:47Yes.
11:48Yeah, we're all good.
11:49Top work.
11:50I tipped my hat to you.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Yeah, good.
11:54Yeah.
11:55I thought it was a bit touch and go, but it's on terra firma.
11:57It snapped the plank of wood.
11:58It's about that thick.
11:59Yeah.
12:00Did it snap it?
12:01Yeah.
12:02I heard the bang.
12:03Cheers, Dunk.
12:04Well done, Ian.
12:05Nice.
12:06Right.
12:07I don't know.
12:08Leave it.
12:09Have tea.
12:10Top job.
12:11Well done, Porky.
12:17After tea, we take a look at the engine.
12:21Fuzz connects up a power pack and we get ready.
12:24Who's going to turn the key?
12:25I can.
12:26You have to climb into your cab.
12:27Oh, right.
12:28In your own time.
12:29Get into your metro seat.
12:30Yeah, there we go.
12:31Yeah, this has got to go.
12:32Look at that.
12:33Up he goes.
12:34There you are, Captain.
12:35I've never been on one of these before, so the controls are all new to me.
12:39Okay, so this must be forward and back.
12:41I think this must be a throttle here.
12:42We can't find the starter switch, so Fuzz and Alan squirt on some easy start and bypass
12:48the ignition system.
12:49Wahey!
12:50Wahey!
12:51Wahey!
12:52You're fired.
12:53That's amazing.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Yeah.
12:56But you haven't got a hammer or something, have you?
13:11A little tool abuse loosens up the throttle, but the real problem is the fuel.
13:17We definitely need to put more diesel in this.
13:19Okay, well I've got more diesel.
13:21That's the next thing that we need because it's running out of here milky when we're
13:26trying to bleed the pump.
13:27Okay.
13:28So I think that's why it started and then stopped.
13:30Okay.
13:32With the assistance of my new fuel bowser, we fill her up.
13:37Tell me when.
13:38Bowser can tell you.
13:40Oh yeah, okay.
13:41Probably that'll do.
13:42That'll do.
13:43Hello, watch it.
13:44Dribbling everywhere.
13:46Oh, it's on your shirt.
13:47Sorry.
13:48Dribbling.
13:49Oh, you absolute.
13:52But you're going to smell lovely now.
13:54Yeah, you're going to smell the diesel.
13:55You can thank me.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Yeah.
13:58We need more easy start and a lot more patience.
14:02But finally, Fuzz gets it running.
14:04Yeah.
14:05And rolling.
14:06Yes!
14:07Yes!
14:08That's where it goes.
14:09It rolls.
14:10It does everything.
14:11This is it.
14:12And after a bit more fiddling, Fuzz even gets it to reverse.
14:23Yes!
14:24Watch my bowser!
14:25The bowser!
14:26The bowser!
14:27The bowser!
14:28Mate, it runs!
14:29We've got a runner!
14:30This is quite incredible news.
14:31It's amazing!
14:32Look how beautiful he's done the gravel!
14:33Look at that!
14:34That's amazing!
14:35Next day, after a quick jet wash from Skid, Alan and Fuzz swap a leaking radiator hose.
14:53Geoff?
14:54Geoff, it's Henry.
14:56You wouldn't be interested in a road roller, would you?
15:01While I start working the phones to find a buyer.
15:05Charlie, I've got a roller, a road roller.
15:10Our main bugbear is the ugly seat.
15:14What do you think?
15:15That's more in keeping, isn't it?
15:16Definitely.
15:17Yeah, definitely.
15:18Rather than that edifice.
15:19Now, also Skid, I've found that.
15:21Oh, that's very nice.
15:22Look, that is the badge to go on the front.
15:24That's good, isn't it?
15:25Do you want to clean that seat up at all?
15:26You know?
15:27It looks a bit mucky.
15:28It'll be all right.
15:29You're a tractor driver.
15:31You're a diesel roller driver.
15:33You can get a dirty bottom.
15:35I think it should be wire brushed.
15:36Yeah, I think it should be wire brushed.
15:37Oh, wire brush it!
15:39Oh, I know you've got it off already.
15:42The next half hour is noisier than a Metallica concert.
15:46Skid sorts the badge.
15:48Alan removes the seat.
15:50And Fuzz uses an angle grinder to cut off the base.
15:54And I take a wire brush to the tractor seat.
15:57I might have to ring Chopper Roy.
16:00I mean, he will at least buy it for scrap.
16:03Then after a little bit of drilling, Skid attaches the seat to the base with a couple of bolts.
16:16And gets it refitted to the roller.
16:19He's in.
16:20Look.
16:21That's perfect.
16:22Oh, this is good news.
16:23That's actually really, really good.
16:24Is it actually fastened on the base?
16:26It seems still around, isn't it?
16:27Yeah.
16:28OK.
16:29I bid adieu to the old seat.
16:32There's something just very satisfying about doing that, isn't there?
16:36And on goes the badge, with the help of some number plate tape.
16:40Right, that's on the original marks.
16:45Oh, mate.
16:46That's proper lovely.
16:48So our heavy metal makeover is done.
16:51In a couple of hours, Chopper Roy is coming to size it up.
16:54But before that, I've got a plan to test our roller's capabilities in a very unusual way.
17:01We're going to do an experiment, all right?
17:03OK.
17:04And I've always wanted to do this.
17:06And it's probably going to go horribly wrong and it's not going to work.
17:09We have before us a two-gallon petrol can that's rusted and totally useless.
17:14Yep.
17:15I want to crush it.
17:16If there is one thing that I hate in my life...
17:18Skateboards.
17:19It's skateboards.
17:20I like skateboards.
17:21You're not going to crush this.
17:22I know you do.
17:23That is going.
17:24And then...
17:27That beautiful sideboard.
17:29My bedroom cabinet.
17:30I want it to be this thick.
17:33I'm not sure if the Royal Society would approve of our experiment,
17:37but this may be our roller's last hurrah.
17:40It's a nice seat and get his legs in now.
17:41It's a good job he's got long legs.
17:42I wouldn't be able to get...
17:43I'd need a ladder.
17:44Seat gun!
17:45It's lovely!
17:46That worked!
17:47Here it goes!
17:48Two and a half kilos of fibreglass and plastic.
17:50Oh, yeah!
17:51That was nice!
17:52Versus seven tonnes of iron.
17:53Oh, yeah!
17:54Back again!
17:55Get this!
17:56Get this!
17:57How strong and...
17:58Can I just say?
17:59Hardly damaged it at all, really.
18:00I cannot believe that has survived like that.
18:13Well, I don't know.
18:14It's a bit bent.
18:15It's bent, but I'm surprised it didn't explode.
18:18Right, next.
18:19Nice!
18:20So round one to the skateboard.
18:22Yes!
18:23Yes!
18:24Oh, look at that!
18:26Round two.
18:27That's nice.
18:28To Thomas Green and Son.
18:29Look at that!
18:31Look at that!
18:32Ha, ha, ha, ha!
18:34That's an absolute corker.
18:36I mean, you may think it's sacrilege, but it was had it, this can.
18:39OK.
18:40So, last one.
18:41Show fuzz.
18:43Ha, ha, ha!
18:44Good job!
18:45Round three.
18:50OK, so rampage.
18:53Yeah, that's good.
18:54Yes!
18:57This is what we want.
18:58Right, back you go, fuzz.
19:05Ten kilos of knackered furniture reduced to ten kilos of skip fodder.
19:12Whoa!
19:13That, my friends...
19:15It's thin.
19:16...is devastation.
19:17Well done, fuzz.
19:18Well, it's certainly flat packed now.
19:20It's fantastic.
19:21That's just how we wanted it.
19:22OK, so look, we've had our fun with it.
19:24Yeah.
19:25Now it's time to sell it.
19:26OK.
19:27Chopper Roy will be here in, well, about half an hour.
19:31Now, over the years, I've sold local dealer Roy bikes, cars and all manner of vehicles.
19:42But what will he make of our roller?
19:46Come here.
19:47Yeah.
19:48I always thought you'd choose a roller.
19:49Ha, ha, ha!
19:50Now, Roy, seriously, right, as you're old and, well, not that old, but a dear friend.
19:55I've had a bit of misadventure on the phone, like I can't sell it.
19:59No, I'm not surprised.
20:00And I just thought perhaps you might have some ideas.
20:03Potentially.
20:05It depends.
20:06I've got someone to buy that, but...
20:08Yeah, but how much?
20:09Is that ridge still live?
20:10Yeah.
20:11It is.
20:12This is the good bits.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Right?
20:15The ridge is still live.
20:16And that's it.
20:17And it runs.
20:18Yeah.
20:19And it goes backwards and forwards.
20:20Yeah, it does.
20:21And it steers.
20:22That's right.
20:23And scraps a hundred quid a tonne.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Don't be like that.
20:26Let's just cut to the chase.
20:27Yeah.
20:28I need three and a half grand for it.
20:29He ain't going to do that.
20:31He...
20:32I've got a bloke who collects them.
20:34I could probably get...
20:35Yeah.
20:36I could probably get...
20:37A tickle over three.
20:39Hey, sir.
20:40I think you're wise to do that.
20:42Are you taking a three grand punt, basically?
20:44Yeah.
20:45Yeah, why not?
20:46Yeah, why not?
20:47Well, I've got to tell you, mate.
20:48You are my saviour.
20:49Great stuff.
20:50Great.
20:51Shake him by the hand.
20:52Have you done all the shake him by the hand?
20:53Cheers, Ron.
20:54We bought that for two and a half grand.
21:01Oh.
21:02Right?
21:03So we have made a monkey on it.
21:04That's pretty good, you know.
21:05How much is a monkey?
21:06500.
21:07Right.
21:08Oh, well, I thought you'd lost.
21:09No.
21:10That's what I was thinking.
21:11Oh, leave the lawnmowers and road rollers alone.
21:13No.
21:14No.
21:15We haven't really spent any money on it, have we?
21:16No.
21:17Because we got that...
21:18Bit of hose.
21:19Yeah, okay.
21:20What was that, tenor?
21:21Yeah.
21:22We got it up and running and driving and everything.
21:23Yeah.
21:24And it was fun.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Yeah.
21:27It was fun.
21:28Hey, look.
21:29Never say never on a road roller.
21:32Because you can be often surprised.
21:35Yeah.
21:45In the end to the end of the day.
21:46I said goodbye.
21:47Tungment.
21:48I said goodbye!
21:49See you later!
21:50Bye!
21:51We will go.
21:52Bye!
21:55Yeah.
Be the first to comment