00:00Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:02Merry Christmas, kiddos.
00:03Uncle Damien, my money gum's empty.
00:05Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:07Oh, honey!
00:09You're asking the wrong man.
00:10He's just a broke, small-town loser.
00:13Oh, no, I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien.
00:15I shouldn't have asked.
00:16Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gum,
00:18but I don't have any cash on it.
00:20But if you take this to the bank,
00:22they'll fill it up for you.
00:23Oh, Damien, you know the bank won't bother cashing a check
00:26that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on?
00:30It's great.
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