00:00Now Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun, but I don't have any cash on me.
00:04But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:07Boy, Damien.
00:09You know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.
00:1550 grand? Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:18It can't be right, unless...
00:21Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:27I knew it. He doesn't have this kind of money.
00:29He's just trying to show off. This check is worthless.
00:34It's not, Leslie. Cash the check.
00:39This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand.
00:42If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
00:47Cheap? This is custom made, thank you.
00:49Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family. Lying to a child to protect your poor ego. How awful.
00:58You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing, but now I see why.
01:04You guys all jump to conclusions and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
01:09You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it. Cash the check. Take it to the bank.
01:15And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
01:19And when the check bounces, it won't.
01:24This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
01:29Agreed. Tom, help me with them.
01:32I need a drink.
01:39Who brought these Christmas gifts?
01:41They're from Damien.
01:42It's just a few gifts I got for the family. We can open them up during dinner.
01:46I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
01:50Hey, tough guy. What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts? What is this fuss about, huh?
01:58Grandpa. This is my husband Damien. The one I told you about.
02:04Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
02:05Good, good. Not too tall, but handsome. You two make a lovely couple.
02:11Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
02:15I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter. Is that a problem?
02:24Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
02:41Can I help you, little girl?
02:50I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
02:54My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.
03:00Can you help me cash it?
03:02$50,000? I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
03:06I'm sorry. I didn't know.
03:11This is authentic. I'll get your cash now.
03:17Iris, where can I find a chair?
03:19Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
03:24He's Iris' husband. Why, don't you?
03:27Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married. It was random.
03:31Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
03:34Damien isn't like that.
03:36Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
03:38I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group,
03:43if he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
03:48That's enough. It's Christmas dinner. Everyone, be respectful.
03:54Damien, I got you a present.
03:56I think someone confused me for the dog.
04:10Good one, sis.
04:13Iris, your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
04:19We're gonna treat him like one.
04:20Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
04:21Actually, I'm not hungry, anyway.
04:24Oh, you won't eat the food we give you.
04:26You ungrateful little gold digger.
04:30I'm confused.
04:31Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
04:35Damien doesn't deserve Iris. Not even a little.
04:39He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.
04:40He's a terrible role model and a liar!
04:42Merry Christmas!
04:43The check was real, Dad!
04:45Leslie, where did you get all this?
04:59It's real.
05:01I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank, and they cashed it!
05:05Thank you, Uncle Damien.
05:08Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
05:10I'm rich.
05:13The check was legit.
05:15That was 50 grand.
05:16That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
05:17How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
05:19Damien, what's going on?
05:20Did we just assume he was poor?
05:22He did.
05:25But, you know what they say about assumptions.
05:28They make an ass out of you and me.
05:31This cannot be real.
05:33Oh, God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
05:37Of course that's what he did.
05:39What a fragile ego.
05:40Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
05:44Ridiculous.
05:45It's shameful.
05:46Take it.
05:48You obviously need it more than many of us.
05:52Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
05:55It's sad.
05:56Damien, you don't have to do this.
05:58It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
06:01Iris, I'm not broke.
06:04And I don't need your money.
06:06And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
06:11You'll see.
06:12I'm sorry, gifts?
06:15Gifts.
06:18Let's see them.
06:20Come on, Dad.
06:21He's just a poor salesman.
06:23I'm sure they're just trash.
06:25You want to see real Christmas gifts?
06:28Let's open Amanda's.
06:30She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
06:35She's rich.
06:38And she gives good gifts.
06:40Hey, what about me?
06:41I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
06:43I should get the credit.
06:45I've been keeping this family afloat.
06:47If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.
06:50Excuse me?
06:52The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
06:55If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
06:58The company is still failing.
07:01Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.
07:07And what exactly do you want me to do?
07:09Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
07:11He has the funds we need.
07:13Marcus is a huge success.
07:15Go be with him.
07:16Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
07:22Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
07:25A big deal?
07:27Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
07:30Something that you probably can't comprehend.
07:33Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
07:37I would know.
07:39Harvey's an employee.
07:40This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
07:46Harvey Lambert works for no one.
07:49No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
07:52Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,
07:58you need to get your head examined.
08:00Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so...
08:04I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
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