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00:00Previously on the Vanderpump Rules, what do you want permission for?
00:09I've been learning how to DJ.
00:11Wait, do I need another DJ?
00:14You want something to drink?
00:17Sure.
00:18I do like Shane a lot.
00:20He's just doing everything wrong.
00:22The laugh is rough.
00:24Dodged a bullet.
00:27Do not let that spill.
00:30My vibrator's in there.
00:32Is that like all the toys?
00:36Okay, anyways.
00:41When it comes down to it, you're hot, I'm hot.
00:44He saw some girl from across the bar, and I turn around, and like they're all over each other like this, like Shane and Mom.
00:51Do you have a situation going on?
00:53I'm not in a relationship, but I have options.
00:56Okay, well, I'm definitely not an option.
00:58So...
00:59Venus came up to me in the kitchen.
01:01Yeah.
01:02Almost in tears over nasty text messages.
01:04So the other two haven't spoken to you?
01:06No, none of them have.
01:07You got your feelings hurt from my text.
01:09I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
01:12Okay, perfect.
01:13See you later, brother.
01:14Time and place for everything, and now it's not the time and place.
01:17We can't be around each other because I'm not going to be around someone that there's an issue with and ignore the issue.
01:21But at the end of the day, the high road...
01:24The high road is bull .
01:26The high road is bull .
01:28Female rage, 2025.
01:30Five.
01:31I'm so excited!
01:32I'm so excited.
02:02Oh god, I'm already exhausted.
02:21Dali, you're gonna be looking brand f***ing new.
02:32Hey.
02:47What's up?
02:49What's up?
02:50You look happy, smiling.
02:52I know.
02:53Lots of things.
02:54Great.
02:55How are you?
02:56Good.
02:57How are you?
02:58Sit.
02:59Okay.
03:00How are all the stuff?
03:01How's Chris doing behind the bar?
03:03I mean, at the beginning, he was kind of lost.
03:05But now, I think it was great.
03:06The girls love him.
03:08Christopher.
03:09Christopher.
03:10Only my mom gets to call me Christopher, though.
03:12I think your mom's probably older.
03:13I don't know.
03:14I think you're a little too young for me.
03:15You also look like you're like 24.
03:17No.
03:18Somebody made a comment on social media that he was like a sex worker.
03:22A what?
03:23A sex worker?
03:24He's a sex worker.
03:28I don't know.
03:29A gigolo?
03:30Somebody who works with his body?
03:31Somebody was making a comment that he was on OnlyFans.
03:32I have no idea.
03:33I don't even know what's OnlyFans, but...
03:34I don't know.
03:35I don't think there's nothing wrong with that.
03:36Oh, so you know what it is, do you?
03:37I hear about it.
03:38Oh, you heard about it.
03:39I hear about it.
03:40Check his phone.
03:41Look.
03:42He looks guilty.
03:43Look.
03:44What you do on your private life is none of our business.
03:45Exactly.
03:46As long as it doesn't hurt anyone.
03:47I hear about it.
03:48I hear about it.
03:49I hear about it.
03:50I hear about it.
03:51I hear about it.
03:52Check his phone.
03:53Look.
03:54He looks guilty.
03:55Look.
03:56We come from Europe.
03:57Nobody wears any clothes in Europe anyway, for God's sake.
03:59So, the party.
04:00That's his big night.
04:01He produced the movie.
04:02He was unstoppable.
04:03He was like, I'm going to do this for you.
04:04Do you like it?
04:05Do you like the movie?
04:06Yes.
04:07Very much.
04:08We're going to have a red carpet waiting for you.
04:09Oh, stop.
04:10I need to get a picture next to you.
04:11We're hosting the after party of the Spanish film that Guillermo is involved in.
04:16He's been actor and producer for many years.
04:18Some people even call him the South American George.
04:21Go figure.
04:22Yeah.
04:23It's a good message.
04:24And it's about second chances.
04:25I'm all about second chances.
04:26Marcus seems to be doing better.
04:27He wants to DJ alongside McKenna.
04:28I don't want to say no to anything to him right now, because I feel that he's been struggling
04:30so much.
04:31And if it's bringing a little bit of joy to his life, I think we should support it.
04:34Let's see if he's any good.
04:35What is the next thing?
04:36What is the next step he's going to ask you for?
04:37To drive your car.
04:38No, he asked me the other day, he said, can I borrow your suit and this and that.
04:39He said, can I borrow your suit?
04:40He did not.
04:41I don't mind.
04:42It's just another crush when you look my way.
04:43When you say my name.
04:44Like you know what it's like.
04:45Hi, Paul Glam.
04:46Hi.
04:47You look so good.
04:48Don't get out of here.
04:49Don't get out of here.
04:50I feel that he's been struggling so much.
04:51I feel that he's been struggling so much.
04:52I feel that he's been struggling so much.
04:53And if it's bringing a little bit of joy to his life, I think we should support it.
04:55Let's see if he's any good.
04:56What is the next step he's going to ask you for?
04:57To drive your car.
04:58No, he asked me the other day, he said, can I borrow your suit and this and that.
04:59He said, can I borrow your suit?
05:00Yeah, I don't mind.
05:01It's just another crush when you look my way.
05:05When you say my name.
05:08Like you know what it's like.
05:09Hi, Paul Glam.
05:10Hi.
05:11You look so good.
05:12Don't get up.
05:13You're fine.
05:14Come here.
05:15Let me like meet you.
05:16You look so amazing.
05:17I want to look cute for you.
05:18It's just another crush when you look my way.
05:22When you say my name.
05:23Let's go.
05:24That's what happened when you drink 15 beers the night before, bro.
05:28That's your pre-workout, bro.
05:30What are you getting?
05:32I was thinking about red.
05:33From my revenge era.
05:34I was thinking about red too.
05:35Like it actually does give me confidence.
05:38I'm so tired of feeling sad and stressed.
05:41I know.
05:42You've been sad.
05:43Yes, Natalie did push me at girls night, which was not okay.
05:46You just walked into this friend group.
05:48We're having a girls night.
05:49She's out.
05:50Just go right ahead and go hang out with them.
05:52But then she called me the next day and apologized.
05:55So I'm just trying to give her some grace because clearly she's going through something.
05:58Let this be a lesson to everyone.
06:00If you want to invite me to a girls night and avoid a serious conversation, don't be upset when I crash out.
06:06I really would have loved for after the girls night for Kimberly to say, hey, hope you're okay.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Hope you're feeling better.
06:13We'll talk when I'm ready.
06:15She sent me a receipt.
06:16What the hell?
06:17The bill from the cowboy bar and said, hey, can you Venmo me for your stuff?
06:21Girl.
06:22I was like, what?
06:23Both of you guys just need to take a break, honestly.
06:25Like take a beat.
06:26That conversation will be had when both of you are ready.
06:28I'm here for you, girl.
06:30Are you working tonight?
06:31I am.
06:32I'm low-key stressed because I have to see Jason.
06:34So what is happening?
06:36Who's that stud?
06:42The water jug?
06:43He really came to work out.
06:44I know, dude.
06:45I'm dehydrated.
06:46That's the killer last night getting his hangover.
06:47He just missed us on my flag, man.
06:49Really?
06:50I got half a titty, bro.
06:51I'm trying to grow that .
06:52Can you grow the half a tit?
06:53No.
06:54No, this .
06:55Honestly, dude, it looks good though.
06:56Let me see.
06:57Bro, my little titty's still bigger than most teens.
06:59How was the rest of the night?
07:00Did you see everybody?
07:01What, have you heard anything?
07:03No.
07:04Was Angelica pissed so they didn't go?
07:08During girls' night, Jason texted me
07:10and was asking me to meet up with him at TomTom.
07:13I just got a text from Jason.
07:15Hey, heard you're out with the girls.
07:17Would be good to see you.
07:18But I made it and Chris was there,
07:20but Jason didn't show up, so I'm fine.
07:23And he was texting you?
07:24He was telling me to meet him.
07:25You could tell she was pissed.
07:26She was pissed.
07:27I called her last night.
07:28I was like, listen, I'm really tired.
07:30I got an hour ride home.
07:31I just worked all night.
07:32Boop, hung up.
07:33I was like, damn, okay.
07:35Oh!
07:36Hung up.
07:37Like, he called me and was nonstop texting me
07:39about how he wants to, like, take me out to dinner
07:41and, like, I guess make it up to me in a way.
07:44I don't know.
07:45It's so weird.
07:46Yeah, make signals.
07:47Because I don't necessarily want anything serious.
07:49Because I literally am getting out of my year-and-a-half relationship
07:51right now.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Except we live together, so nightmare.
07:54You still live together, right?
07:55Do you guys sleep separately?
07:57He has an air mattress, so yeah.
07:58Oh, okay.
07:59But sometimes we sleep.
08:00I'm not gonna lie.
08:01Are you guys still hooking up?
08:02Yes.
08:03Yeah.
08:04It's just easier, girl.
08:05I don't wanna go out there on the streets.
08:06No.
08:07I'm not judging.
08:08I'm just asking.
08:09Yeah.
08:10Like, duh, they're still living together.
08:12Obviously, I was just gonna confirm.
08:14I'm not saying it doesn't make her and Jason totally messy.
08:17It's very messy.
08:18But that's why she's gonna fit in at Surge is fine.
08:21Because I'm getting it.
08:22Doing what you need to do.
08:23I'm getting it in when I can, girl.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Pull out game has to be strong.
08:28So maybe Jason.
08:29He's like a cute little distraction in the midst of all of this.
08:32I'm all about Angelica.
08:33I wanna hit her up.
08:34It's like, just let me do that.
08:35Let me take the step to be like, hey, I'm sorry for what happened the other day.
08:39It's one sorry.
08:40That's all we need.
08:41I usually date people at work, which is what I'm trying not to do anymore.
08:45Very incestuous.
08:46It's very incestuous.
08:47It's very incestuous.
08:51Coming up.
08:52Not really talking to you and not communicating has been really hard for me.
08:56I think you said.
08:57Go inside.
08:58There we go.
08:59Go inside, babe.
09:00I'm going over here.
09:01Ugh.
09:02It's not the time.
09:16I got this new glow.
09:19Right around my halo.
09:21You know that they know.
09:23Buddy Buddy.
09:24I like, is this the shades you're wearing tonight?
09:30I think I'm going to go tucked, felt, black shades.
09:34Just go matrix on them.
09:35Okay.
09:36How are you?
09:37I'm fine.
09:38I'm trying to like plan for this event.
09:40I think nothing got done that was supposed to get done bar prep wise.
09:44Are you kidding me right now?
09:46I know this film's great.
09:50I've heard a lot about it and he works really hard.
09:53It's a man that every good thing that happens to him, he deserves it.
09:57Wait, how many people are at this party?
09:59They're going to take up the whole garden, so I'll log.
10:01Hi, guys.
10:02It's first come, first serve.
10:03I'll show you to the bar.
10:04Okay.
10:05Right this way.
10:06Oh, Angelica's here.
10:07Hey, she's the host.
10:08Let me go to the bathroom and fix my hair and .
10:11I'll say what's up.
10:12That was great.
10:13No, it doesn't.
10:14It looks like .
10:15What is Zac Efron?
10:16Hello.
10:17All right, let me know how it goes.
10:18I will.
10:19This goes to the middle.
10:20Yeah.
10:24All right.
10:26Hi.
10:27Yeah.
10:28I haven't seen him like, I don't know, like a week.
10:30It's been a while, yeah.
10:31I'm not going to lie.
10:32My heart's beating so quick.
10:33Really?
10:34Yeah, a little bit.
10:35Good.
10:36Good.
10:37Now you know how it feels.
10:38Do you think you can hold it down while I have a little chat with this one?
10:41Absolutely.
10:42Thanks for having me.
10:43Hi, brother.
10:44Push me up.
10:45I gotcha.
10:46Wait, which one?
10:47Just kidding.
10:48There are some waters over here.
10:50So first, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about everything from before.
10:57Like, the first time we, like, kind of talked outside, I wasn't ready for that.
11:02Yeah.
11:03I was a little confrontational, I'm not going to lie.
11:04Because when you said what you said, it kind of, like, interested me.
11:07Yeah.
11:08No.
11:09Because at the very least, I don't want a relationship with you.
11:10You're being a little clingy with me right away.
11:12I didn't mean to insult you.
11:14Clingy is about to be a bad thing.
11:16I like my girls clingy.
11:17I mean, if I'm your girl, then I'll be clingy.
11:21Yeah, it's different.
11:22Should I get it going?
11:24Oh, you ready?
11:26For real.
11:27I did, like, think you're so cool.
11:30I'm not going to lie.
11:31It really affected me the whole week.
11:33Like, I was so stressed.
11:35Because, like, I don't know, I met you, and I thought that you were really sweet.
11:38You're the kind of person that I actually, like, would like to get to know.
11:41Well, I would be willing to give you a second chance.
11:44Yeah.
11:45I feel so powerful.
11:46I feel so powerful.
11:48All right.
11:49Cool, cool, cool.
11:50Oh, I got it right here.
11:51Boom.
11:52I know that you do taekwondo, and I do jujitsu, and I was thinking we can go to jujitsu together
11:58tomorrow.
11:59Are you asking me to put you in a chokehold?
12:01I would like that.
12:03Jason really tries hard to project a lot of confidence.
12:06But once you peel back a little bit of that ego, he actually can be very endearing.
12:10Like, I can't help but want to give him another chance.
12:12It's like looking at a little puppy.
12:14Like, wouldn't you want to, like, like, take that home?
12:19Yeah, you can just text me.
12:21I won't ignore your call this time.
12:23I know.
12:24I definitely do.
12:25Okay.
12:26Aw.
12:27Thanks.
12:38Oh, what's up, Kim?
12:39How you doing?
12:40Hi.
12:41Good?
12:42Everything's good, yeah.
12:44So, I feel like everyone's staring at me, so I'm just gonna go into the kitchen and pretend
12:51this isn't happening.
12:52Okay.
12:53Okay.
12:58You okay?
12:59I just don't want to fight with her.
13:01Like, I love her.
13:02So what just happened?
13:04I just want to move on.
13:05I want everyone to just make up and just bring peace.
13:08I understand.
13:09So that's where I'm at in my head space.
13:11But it takes two.
13:12I told Angelica today, friendship is a two-way street.
13:14I know.
13:15So it's like, the fact that she's not talking to you, like, that's frustrating.
13:17That's, like, not a step in the right direction.
13:19Even if Marcus and I never repair our friendship, I don't want to lose Kim out of my life.
13:24She was just collateral damage, and she just carries such a loving energy that when I don't
13:31have that, it feels like I'm missing a piece of home.
13:34Hi, guys.
13:35Hi.
13:36I'm gorgeous.
13:37I wish I was wearing this right now.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:39I'm so glad I got to wear this.
13:40I like the red.
13:41Thanks, sir, Josh.
13:42Look, you mashed my nails.
13:43Well, I just want to talk to Kim before this party gets started.
13:46I don't want another 24 hours of this.
13:49She's not crying past me.
13:50I need to move past this.
13:51It's driving me insane.
13:53My heart is aching.
13:54I can't take another second.
13:56Yeah.
13:57I think she's over by the DJ booth with Marcus.
13:59Are you digging it or what?
14:01Maybe.
14:02Bad boy?
14:03It's not getting bad boy.
14:05McKenna, you're on ab duty.
14:12Sandwiched.
14:14Oh, my gosh.
14:15I got to prepare the hair.
14:16Oh, my gosh.
14:17Yes, sir.
14:18Word.
14:19Okay, guys.
14:20I know you're living your own little world here, right?
14:23We have to read the room.
14:25Guillermo gave us a small set list to do it.
14:28So we felt like he loved all these, but you're right.
14:30We'll go dance right now.
14:31Dance is sexy.
14:32Say it again.
14:33What did he just say before?
14:34You're right.
14:35Yeah, exactly.
14:36I'm the one in need to have a good time.
14:39We out here till the sun lies.
14:43We party all night.
14:44Oh, no way.
14:45Who's that superstar over there?
14:47Oh, look at this guy.
14:48Look at this guy.
14:49I think I'm crushing it.
14:50I should be DJing here.
14:52I mean, not only here, but around the world even.
14:56If that's what the people want, I'm going to give people what they want.
15:00All right.
15:01All right.
15:02All right.
15:03All right.
15:04Is this chicken?
15:05Yes.
15:07Are you ready?
15:08Chicken, and this is the beef.
15:09I'm just going to go to the burger right now.
15:11Can we go to the front?
15:12Sure.
15:13See you?
15:14Yeah.
15:17Sure.
15:18Good slider.
15:19There you go.
15:20I need a hole in this cold.
15:22Oh, my God.
15:26Well, I think...
15:29I think...
15:30Let me just start with not really talking to you and not communicating has been really
15:35hard for you.
15:36I feel a little sad.
15:37Oh, here we go.
15:38Go inside.
15:39Go inside, babe.
15:40I'm going over here.
15:41Babe, go inside.
15:43It's not the time.
15:44Oh, God dang.
15:45Kimberly done laid the law.
15:47Anyways.
15:50First off, it's been really hard for me not talking to you, and I love you, and I want
15:56to move forward, and I can't imagine my life without you.
15:58Kim, you already know I've been in your corner more than anyone, and I want to make sure
16:02that everything's right with us, and that's what matters to me.
16:05I feel afraid to trust you right now, and I don't want to feel that way because you were
16:10the person I trusted the most.
16:12Like, I know that I lashed out.
16:15I just sat there.
16:16It took me two seconds to type this response.
16:17I said, I don't want to hear about your clown-ass relationship from you or Kim.
16:21Y'all just look stupid as .
16:22I shouldn't have talked like that.
16:24I've never talked to you like that before, and I'll never talk to you like that again.
16:31I don't want to keep crying.
16:32I've cried so much the last couple weeks, but it's just like, Marcus and I both feel
16:37like you are the person that we have been the most vulnerable and open with, and that
16:41we love the most out of everybody here.
16:43Like, if we all had to leave Sir today and take one person with us for he and I, it's
16:48you.
16:49And I feel like we felt like, as the last year of us just creating this bond and this friendship,
16:56I couldn't even believe I was lucky enough to have with you both.
17:00Was it real?
17:01Venus was the plus one in me and Marcus's relationship.
17:18He was our first phone call.
17:21Anytime we got into a fight, he was our first phone call to go out.
17:25He and I were the only two people that like went to Marcus's house when Marcus's mom passed
17:30away.
17:31And like, until recently, I thought that he would love us no matter what.
17:34But my thing is that I haven't done anything besides just get mad at y'all and tell you
17:39how I feel.
17:40And I feel like you and him have actually done things for me not to trust.
17:44That's fair.
17:45Because now I have to be like, if I talk about someone to my best friend, how
17:49do I know you're not going to tell them eventually if we end up fighting?
17:52I haven't done that to y'all.
17:53Y'all did that to me.
17:55Me sending text messages or us talking about you to all these people who are
17:59like then came to you days later.
18:02It wasn't right.
18:03And I shouldn't have done that.
18:04You of all people know I have trust issues with friends.
18:07So the minute that I see a red flag, which is why I'm where I'm at with Natalie.
18:11Hi.
18:12Are we okay?
18:13Yeah.
18:14Yeah.
18:15It's pretty crowded, so.
18:17Sorry.
18:18Well, maybe we can continue this later.
18:20Yeah.
18:22All right.
18:23Well, let's maybe try and talk again.
18:26Okay.
18:27You know, I think I'm obviously struggling with Natalie right now.
18:30And your closeness with her isn't necessarily comforting.
18:33Nor do I feel comfortable being super close to you right now because of that.
18:38And it's done nothing but tear me apart.
18:40Like, I felt nothing but alone here because of this whole situation.
18:45Well, I love you.
18:47Okay.
18:48Love you.
18:49I don't feel like Kim is fully hearing me.
18:52So at this point, it's like, I'm just going to love her where we are and just move forward
18:57because there's nothing else I can do.
18:59All right.
19:00Go past trays, I guess.
19:02Okay.
19:03Pray for me.
19:19Let's go.
19:20Let's go.
19:21Let's go.
19:22How you doing?
19:23Hey.
19:24What's up, man?
19:25How you doing?
19:26Jason.
19:27Nice to meet you.
19:28Nice to meet you.
19:29Nice to meet you.
19:30So you ready to train some jiu-jitsu?
19:31Absolutely.
19:32All right.
19:33So just walk to the back and go ahead and get training.
19:34Okay, cool.
19:35All right.
19:36Sounds good.
19:37Absolutely.
19:38Angelica is a Taekwondo two-time black belt.
19:39Impressive.
19:40I'm not a pro on Taekwondo, but I love jiu-jitsu.
19:41It's about turning your joints the way it's not supposed to go.
19:43You have not seen what I can do.
19:45Let's go.
19:46Let's go.
19:47Let's go.
19:48Let's go.
19:49Let's go.
19:50Let's go.
19:51Hey, guys.
19:52What's up?
19:53Hi.
19:54I don't think you're tying your belt correctly, actually.
19:57You want to do it for me?
19:58I'm not a good jiu-jitsu guy.
20:01I am a second-degree black belt in Taekwondo, and I was on the national team for three years,
20:06but I have never done jiu-jitsu.
20:08Taekwondo, you're going to be on your feet the entire time.
20:10You're kicking.
20:11Jiu-jitsu is all groundwork, like strange positions that I'm sure he's excited to put me in,
20:16which is why he probably chose his martial arts and not mine.
20:19All right.
20:20We need a fair battle.
20:21I want to know some skills.
20:22I'll show you one real quick before you try it out.
20:25So you grab his lapel, grab his sleeve.
20:27With my left foot, I'm going to step forward.
20:29I'm going to kick my leg.
20:31All right.
20:32And you take him down.
20:33Once he's down, right?
20:34All you're going to do is lift the arm up, step over, and then break his arm.
20:39Oh, yeah.
20:40Perfect.
20:41All right.
20:42So grab his lapel, grab his sleeve.
20:43So when you take him down, don't let go of his sleeve.
20:45Now step over with your left leg.
20:46Now fall.
20:47Yes.
20:48There you go.
20:49Good job.
20:50All right, Jason.
20:51You want to give it a try?
20:52Yeah.
20:53Ooh.
20:54Ooh.
20:55Oh, .
20:56Is that right?
20:57No, that's good.
20:58Now step over with your left foot.
20:59I think I got a rug burn.
21:00And then fall back.
21:01There you go.
21:02Yes.
21:03Wait, I'm going to do it again.
21:04So one more time, Jason.
21:05Show her one more time.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:09you.
21:10How?
21:11What the ?
21:13What?
21:14The actual hell was that?
21:16I feel like I just felt my whole body like...
21:18Swing around.
21:19Yes.
21:20I thought this date was going to be really cute.
21:21You know, maybe he'll show me a couple of moves.
21:23But Jason is treating me like he's trying to win a wrestling state champion.
21:26Oh, wait.
21:27I'm going to start like this.
21:28Okay.
21:29And you're going to show me like...
21:30All right.
21:31What am I going to do?
21:32Okay.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Okay.
21:35I got to be honest with you with something though.
21:39Okay.
21:40At the time, I was like kind of talking to somebody.
21:43Okay.
21:44So I just want to let you know that that's done.
21:47Me and Angelica are starting on a new slate.
21:49I feel more vulnerable.
21:50I feel more safe with Angelica.
21:52I want to open up to her.
21:53I like wearing my heart on my sleeve and showing her truly who I am.
21:55The person I was talking to was somebody that was important to me.
21:59And time kind of just like showed me that it's not the right match.
22:04So I am like open to see what the next step is for me with somebody.
22:10Okay.
22:11I'm sorry, but I have asked Jason several times if he was seeing another person and he just
22:17straight up lies about it every time.
22:19When was your last relationship?
22:21I was like four to five years ago.
22:22Can you be honest with me about something though?
22:23For sure.
22:24Do you have a situation going on?
22:25I'm not in a relationship.
22:26Does Jason know about your ex?
22:27Yes.
22:28I still live with my ex.
22:29You still live with your ex?
22:30I know.
22:31Did you say you were still sleeping with him?
22:32I may not have used those words exactly, but I feel like it's pretty obvious because I
22:34still live with him.
22:35Did you have a lot of fun today?
22:36I did.
22:37Yeah, it was fun.
22:38I did again.
22:39No!
22:40To swerve a kiss isn't like the biggest thing.
22:42Now you're coming off guard.
22:43Maybe she's just playing games.
22:44Who knows?
22:45I like you.
22:46I like you too.
22:47I like you too.
22:48I like you too.
22:49Oh, yeah, right.
22:50Coming up...
22:51Did they tell you about their job?
22:53And they're going to be on the show?
22:54Because they ain't coming back.
22:55Yeah, they're going to be on the show.
22:56How would you give them to her?
22:57Maybe you're going to be on the show?
22:58I don't know if he was on the show.
22:59Yeah.
23:00I did, yeah, it was fun.
23:01I do it again.
23:02No!
23:03Um...
23:04To swerve a kiss isn't like the biggest thing.
23:07Now you're coming off guard.
23:09Maybe she's just playing games.
23:10Who knows?
23:12I like you.
23:13I like you too.
23:14Yeah, right.
23:15Coming up.
23:16Did they tell you about their job?
23:18Their job.
23:19Other job?
23:20Their OF.
23:21OnlyFans?
23:22You didn't know about that?
23:23What?
23:35What's going on, guys?
23:36How you doing?
23:37Today, we're getting a little crafty, as you can see.
23:39Mother's Day is just around the corner.
23:41I got my cousin Jason here.
23:42We're both mama's boys, and we love our moms.
23:44So we want to do a little something extra special this year.
23:47What's up, mama?
23:48How you doing, Cheech?
23:50Super excited to make a gift from mom.
23:53We've been far, far away.
23:54I haven't seen my mom in like eight months.
23:55So mom, this one is for you.
23:58So dear mom, thank you for raising me so tough.
24:00You never gave up on all my craziness,
24:02whether it was wrestling, applying to medical school,
24:04breakups, chasing my dreams in LA.
24:05Love you, mom.
24:06Love Jason.
24:07We're not really good at cutting hearts.
24:08It's going to kind of look like a square.
24:10This journey with me and Chris moving to California
24:13was just like any typical actor story.
24:15The first five months in LA, I was grinding as a server,
24:18working at a spa.
24:20And I was also working at a club.
24:21I had three jobs.
24:22Working my ass off doing shit.
24:25First moving to LA, it was not what we really expected.
24:28We had barely anything.
24:30Remember how it was when we first lived here, bro?
24:32We lived in the cars.
24:33Dude, my Volkswagen Jetta.
24:35Thank God we had each other.
24:36All of our clothes were in trash bags.
24:38I was using the trash bags of clothes as warmth at night.
24:42And your body heat.
24:43And then honestly, bro, I was just getting sick of ramen noodle
24:45and cat food.
24:46I was trying to eat clean.
24:48And like, I didn't have any money to do it.
24:50So I was eating cat food, really.
24:52What does cat food taste like?
24:54Can tuna.
24:56The one you get at Ralph's.
24:57Honestly, shout out to them.
24:58I was shredded.
25:00Tripod?
25:00Yeah, we'll get a tripod.
25:01Let's do it.
25:02Like boxer kind of vibes or something?
25:03Something, like, just sexy for Instagram.
25:06Chris and I were both just trying to figure out
25:08how we're going to make money faster.
25:10I see all these social media people,
25:11and I'm thinking to myself, like, how are they making money
25:14like this?
25:14Like, subscribe if you want to see Justin Fox's page.
25:18And like, subscribe if you want to see Axl Stone's page.
25:21Italian Stallion 3.
25:22Serving, you could make good money,
25:24but we were still kind of like in the hole.
25:26All right, it's going to be for Chris's channel.
25:28All right, ready?
25:31Maybe go this way a little bit.
25:32Happy Mother's Day to all of you mothers out there.
25:34People were hitting me up on Instagram left and right
25:36saying you should do OnlyFans.
25:38And all of a sudden, it was just like Eureka.
25:42Jason started OnlyFans before me,
25:44and I started seeing how much money he was making,
25:46and I really just wanted to make as much money as we can.
25:48Happy Mother's Day and...
25:49Wow, it's so heartwarming.
25:52See you guys Tuesday.
25:55All right, well, I got to study shakes here
25:57because I don't want to see you tomorrow.
25:59It's all right.
26:00Good luck with that.
26:02Do a little this, do a little that,
26:04get a little crazy.
26:04Say what?
26:05Everybody want to get busy, get steady like it's titanium.
26:08Say what?
26:09Finna go all out, finna go all out.
26:12Say what?
26:13How much time you got?
26:16Wine for the lady, fruit punch for the man.
26:20At one point in my life, it genuinely was,
26:23dude, how do we just get laid all the time?
26:26And I didn't care about the consequences of that.
26:31I don't think you cut strawberries.
26:33You just place them.
26:35Now that I'm older and have been humbled by life,
26:38it's more like, how do we tell the truth
26:42and still get our needs met?
26:47And it works.
26:48Women have sexual needs.
26:49I am here to fulfill them.
26:54Hello.
26:55Good to see you.
26:56Good to see you too.
26:57Sorry, my dogs are going to go crazy for a second.
27:00It's OK.
27:01I love dogs.
27:02Kristen is an absolute baddie that I met on set.
27:06Hello, how are you?
27:08And I'm hyped up that she's finally back in the dating pool
27:12because I think the situation with Natalie
27:14kind of made me insecure.
27:17You're, like, showing all your cards.
27:19It's, like, making me, like, bored.
27:21You're so sick.
27:22Oh, you're bored.
27:24And now I'm going to need a couple solid dates
27:26after all this confusion to get my mojo back.
27:30Thank god there's not a quirk.
27:33Now I'm going to get fruit punch.
27:36Oh, yummy.
27:38OK, cheers.
27:40Sorry, I started drinking without you.
27:41That's OK.
27:42I forgive you.
27:44So what have you been up to?
27:46Mostly screenwriting.
27:47I have My Life Story, which I've been working on.
27:50It's, like, a whole thing.
27:52I got shot when I was young, got paralyzed.
27:54I had to learn how to walk and .
27:56That's great.
27:56I want to see your gunshot.
27:57You want to see it?
27:58Yeah, can I?
27:59Yeah.
28:00Everywhere that I have a Band-Aid, I've been hit.
28:02What?
28:03Yeah.
28:04Wait, the Band-Aids are kind of sick, though.
28:06I have a real problem trauma dumping.
28:08I got shot three times.
28:10Oh, my god.
28:11This is crazy.
28:12I'm an overshare.
28:14But, like, using the gunshot wounds as a lure
28:17to show off the hard work that I put into the gym
28:20is not a bad idea.
28:22I got this one in high school.
28:23So it's the devil reaching for hope.
28:26Honestly, it's .
28:29I think your phone's for you.
28:31Oh, Karina.
28:33That's my sister.
28:35Mm-hmm.
28:36OK.
28:37OK.
28:38Like, I don't really care what I am with somebody
28:44as long as they're up front.
28:45Ethical non-monogamy is making sure up front
28:49that a woman knows that your intentions are not
28:51for exclusive commitment.
28:54Kristen is dating other people, and she's cool with it.
28:59I know you have to get to a concert.
29:01I do.
29:02We're definitely seeing each other again.
29:04OK.
29:05You want to see him?
29:06Yeah.
29:06You've seen multiple people, but you're
29:08very transparent about that.
29:09Mm-hmm.
29:10If that's the case, why didn't you tell Kristen
29:12that Karina was coming over?
29:14Oh!
29:18Yikes.
29:19I just can't say it.
29:25Yo, come.
29:27Hey.
29:27Good to see you.
29:28Thanks.
29:30Come on.
29:30Come on.
29:30Come on.
29:31See, you've been good.
29:32Mm-hmm.
29:34What about yourself?
29:36Been all right.
29:37Yeah.
29:42You want to watch a movie?
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:45Which one?
29:47I'm going to watch something scary.
29:48Look, Karina loves movies.
29:50I have the best VHS collection upstairs.
29:52She really gets into, you know,
29:54the first five minutes of a movie.
30:01Coming up.
30:02What's going on here?
30:03Uh-oh.
30:04What's going on here?
30:07We're just having a really nice conversation.
30:10Angelica, you!
30:12I love it.
30:27I love it.
30:28I love it.
30:29I love it.
30:30I love it.
30:30What are you doing?
30:31I'm so much better now.
30:32Oh my God.
30:33Good.
30:34I hurt you.
30:35I hurt your back.
30:35So I brought you some real
30:36literally standing up just now.
30:37I felt it.
30:38Some feel better matcha.
30:40I got my back blown.
30:42in all the worst ways by a man.
30:44A moment of silence for my vertebrae.
30:48At the end of it, he was like,
30:50oh, by the way, like, I want to be honest.
30:52Like, I did cut off the girl I was talking to.
30:55I was like, okay.
30:56And then he, and then he,
30:58after telling me this, he tried to kiss me.
31:01I don't want anything to do with Jason.
31:03No.
31:04Did you tell him that?
31:05I will do my best to convey those.
31:08You're going to have that conversation?
31:09Yeah.
31:10Let's go over the history with Jason.
31:11So we flirted for a full day.
31:13That was super cute.
31:14Then he made out with another girl,
31:16invites me to a place, doesn't show up.
31:18Then we do a weird date where he injures me.
31:21Can we just move on from the situation?
31:22Like, what the , bro?
31:24Did they tell you about their job?
31:28Oh, their job?
31:29Their OF.
31:30OnlyFans?
31:31You didn't know about that?
31:32What?
31:33It's like another red flag.
31:34What is the content?
31:36I don't want to know.
31:37I'm so desensitized to OnlyFans
31:40because ever since I've had a phone,
31:42I've, like, known what it is.
31:44I won't say I've never thought about doing OnlyFans.
31:46You can express yourself how you want,
31:49make a lot of money, then off to Europe,
31:52marry a prince.
31:53I don't know if they would want anyone who does OnlyFans,
31:55but you know what?
31:56They wouldn't have to know.
31:57Is this a really funny story?
31:59Yes.
32:01Chris and I were hanging out after our surf lesson
32:03the other day at his place.
32:04I'd kind of been drinking a little bit.
32:06He was like, you just want to stay in my place tonight?
32:07And I was like, yeah, sure.
32:08Literally, very PG-13.
32:11In the morning, I was like, I would really
32:12love to take a shower.
32:13He's like, yeah, sure, second door to the right.
32:15I was like, OK, great.
32:16I go to the shower, and there's, like, this.
32:20You know what a penis bump is?
32:22A what?
32:23What could that even entail?
32:26That's, like, just to, like, get an erection
32:27or, like, erectile dysfunction.
32:30Oh, my gosh, poor thing.
32:34It was, like, staring me down.
32:36I was, like, mid-shampoo.
32:38And me and the penis pump locked eyes.
32:41I was like, hey.
32:43And the penis pump was like, what are you doing here?
32:45And I was like, what are you doing here?
32:48And he's like, wait, I thought you were in my bathroom.
32:50And I was like, this isn't your bathroom?
32:52And he was like, no, that's Jason's bathroom.
32:54Oh, my god.
32:56Everything I learn about this man.
32:59Ew.
33:00Ew.
33:01I need to, like, shave off my ears and grow new ones now.
33:05I wish I were a starfish.
33:06They can, like, regrow their, like, ligaments.
33:09How old am I?
33:09My knees and my back.
33:11I get hurt.
33:12You're going out tonight, right?
33:14Yeah, I'm going to go out.
33:15went to the Abbey.
33:17We're just going to be dancing, like, shaking ass all night.
33:20I don't know if I can move my ass right now.
33:22You all know that.
33:23Take some ibuprofen.
33:29I love the view tonight.
33:30I can't wait to see Venus tonight.
33:31He's bringing his sister.
33:32I can't wait to see Venus tonight.
33:33He's bringing his sister.
33:34Oh, that's so nice.
33:35Hi, Chris.
33:36Hi.
33:37Hi.
33:38Hi.
33:39Hi.
33:40Hi.
33:41Hi.
33:42Hi Chris.
33:49Hi.
33:50What are you doing?
33:50Thanks.
33:51For you?
33:52Good morning.
33:53Hi.
33:54Cheers, you guys.
33:57Cheers to the lovers.
33:59Celebration is dancing.
34:01Hey, we're taking a dance.
34:02We're taking a dance.
34:04Oh my God.
34:05What's up, Madeleine?
34:06I'm so cute.
34:07Aw, I love the bucket.
34:08Oh my God.
34:08I love the bucket.
34:09I don't know.
34:10I love the bucket.
34:11Everyone smells, it looks good.
34:18Cheers to the night.
34:19Good vibes, good times.
34:20Exactly.
34:21Hi, Queen.
34:22Hi, Queen.
34:23Good to meet you.
34:24Oh, my God, I'm about to perform at concert.
34:26You look like you're about to be at a war, too, though.
34:28You're like, I'm suited up.
34:29No, I really am.
34:30Just you wait.
34:31Hopefully tonight we'll have fun and not deal with any drama.
34:36All right, let me just get a Paloma with a tucking room.
34:38All right.
34:39I'm playing charcuterie.
34:40I am obsessed with people ordering for me, so.
34:42Oh, you're in good hands with me.
34:44Hi.
34:46How are you?
34:47Who is this queen?
34:48This is Savannah.
34:49Savannah is my youngest sibling.
34:52She, in my eyes, is just perfect in every way.
34:56But you want to know a little bit of dirt on Savannah?
34:58She hooked up with Peter once.
35:01Yeah, that Peter.
35:02Savannah, what the are you doing?
35:04Your hair is beautiful.
35:05I don't know if you have, like, beautiful hair.
35:07Winning.
35:08Your hair is beautiful.
35:11Look at this.
35:11Oh my God.
35:12Oh my God.
35:13Oh my God.
35:14Hey!
35:18Oh my God.
35:19Yes, how are you?
35:21How are you?
35:23Good, old?
35:24Oh my God.
35:26Oh my God.
35:27How are you?
35:30How are you?
35:31I'm back.
35:32That's all from Jiu-Jitsu?
35:33Huh?
35:34That's all from Jiu-Jitsu?
35:35I know.
35:36It's like when I scan, I feel this electric shock,
35:40and it shoots down my spine.
35:42It's just scary, honestly.
35:43You should go to a chiropractic.
35:45I'm getting an MRI tomorrow.
35:47I think it's a pinched nerve.
35:48It happens to me all the time.
35:50Oh, you ordered food.
35:51I did wrist it.
35:52Hell yeah.
35:53I'm just in pain, so.
35:54OK.
35:55I can't really stand getting an MRI.
35:57But I can't even have cheese.
35:58I'm not a cheese guy.
36:00What do you want?
36:01I'll put some on the plate for you.
36:02No, I'll get it.
36:03It's OK.
36:04They need forks.
36:05I do want to, like, tell you something now.
36:07OK.
36:08I just feel like you and I might be better just as friends.
36:13I just, like, feel a little overwhelmed.
36:16When you tried to kiss me, it made me, like, really.
36:20I don't know.
36:21I don't know.
36:22But I feel like there's just.
36:24I'm totally cool being friends.
36:26I hope your back feels better.
36:27Deep down inside, I'm heard about this.
36:29I could feel my ego trying to just, like, cover it up and be,
36:32like, Jason, don't act hurt.
36:33But we just had a date and I had a chance to show her who I am.
36:36And now it's just all cut off.
36:38Angelica?
36:39She was like, I just want to be friends with you.
36:40And I was like, yeah, that's where we were at.
36:41OK.
36:42Like, she's playing games.
36:43I'm leaving it.
36:44There's that.
36:45I don't really know Angelica too well.
36:46I do get a lot of, like, weird fake energy from her, though.
36:49Like, I can't really tell, like, her motives.
36:52I had a jujitsu class and apparently she can't stand up.
36:57But she walked her ass over here.
36:59She actually sent Jason a picture of her at the gym
37:02the day after the jujitsu accident.
37:05She's full of .
37:06That's what it is.
37:09What's up?
37:10Hi.
37:11How are you?
37:12You look really good tonight.
37:13Oh, damn.
37:14You look really good tonight.
37:15How's going over here?
37:16Um.
37:17Do you want to sit down?
37:18OK.
37:19We should see you.
37:20I don't, like, get to talk to you.
37:22I was a little worried about, like, how many actually just
37:25because at first I was like, I don't know if she was, like, feeling.
37:28Well, why didn't you ever say hi?
37:30I just didn't want to step on Jason's toes
37:33because I know y'all were.
37:34His little tiny toes.
37:35Ah, don't do that.
37:36You don't want to hear his tiny little feelings.
37:39I always thought Angelica was hot.
37:42But I thought she was, like, madly in love with Jason.
37:46Bro code is super important.
37:48But the chemistry is just happening right now.
37:51Sorry.
37:52I think you're hot.
37:53Like, that's...
37:54But I don't know you.
37:55You don't need another S.
37:57That's all there is to it.
37:58Very good.
37:59Well, that's all I want to know.
38:00That's fair.
38:01Well, wait.
38:02Look what's happening behind us.
38:03Oh, my God.
38:04I'm pretty sure it's been about 0.5 seconds
38:06since she was talking to Jason.
38:08I mean, girl, we do not have to homie-hot.
38:11We could do a homie-walk.
38:13I'm in this weird space
38:15where I'm trying not to get too attached to anything.
38:19Just trying everything with a pulse?
38:21No, no, no, no, no.
38:22Not everything.
38:23I'm like, check it, check it, check it.
38:24Okay, wait. Let me see.
38:26Wait.
38:27You don't have a pulse, girl.
38:29I'll do that anyways, though.
38:31I'll try it.
38:32Come on.
38:33Come over here.
38:34I'm gonna let her do her thing tonight.
38:35She's gonna hook up with somebody else.
38:36Yeah.
38:37Kind of a massage.
38:38Jimmy and Patty.
38:39What the ,, bro?
38:41Oh, my God.
38:43I kind of want to butt in.
38:45Oh, wow, yeah.
38:47I like that.
38:48What's going on here?
38:49Uh-oh.
38:50What's going on here?
38:51We're just having a really nice conversation.
38:55We're just having a really nice conversation.
39:05Oh, wow, yeah.
39:06I like that.
39:07What's going on here?
39:08Uh-oh.
39:09What's going on here?
39:10We're just having a really nice conversation.
39:14We're just two really sweet, nice people getting to know each other.
39:18It's looking like more than that.
39:20This is how you and I sit.
39:21Okay.
39:22Yo, good luck.
39:23How are you?
39:24You good?
39:25Good luck.
39:26Good luck with her.
39:27What's that mean?
39:28What the does that mean?
39:29What's that mean?
39:30You're acting like we dated before.
39:31Uh-oh.
39:32Uh-oh.
39:33He wishes.
39:34He wishes.
39:35Did Chris just use his penis pump so he'd walk over here and cock block me?
39:38You see, this pisses me up because obviously Jason's my best friend.
39:41I know.
39:42She is my boy.
39:43I know.
39:44I'm not going to do Jason Gerda like that, but when it comes to bro code, you don't do
39:48that .
39:49You don't do that .
39:50What are you drinking?
39:51It's a wild berry martini.
39:52I don't get .
39:53I don't understand what's happening with that.
39:55Yeah.
39:56It's confusing.
39:57She's all over Shane now, and I'm like, Angelica, you.
40:00Gosh, I hope I ate enough so the tequila doesn't take over the situation that I'm really
40:05enjoying, and I just like...
40:07Let it take over.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:09It's coming out.
40:10I'm sorry.
40:13You keep pulling it the out.
40:15What?
40:16You're pulling my tongue out.
40:17I hope your pull-out game is great.
40:21This bullsh**t.
40:22Let's have some fun.
40:23Let's shake some ass.
40:24Let's go!
40:27Take it off!
40:31I only have a debit card.
40:32Pull him down.
40:33Pull him down!
40:34Pull him down!
40:35Pull my pants down.
40:36You look good.
40:37You're so charming.
40:38I appreciate that.
40:39This is part of that riz that you have without the girls.
40:40No, no, no.
40:41No, no, no.
40:42It's not manipulative riz.
40:43It's true riz.
40:44Wait, where did I go?
40:45Oh!
40:46Oh!
40:47Oh!
40:48Go, crazy!
40:49Let's go dance.
40:50Let's go join them or something.
40:51I feel so bad we're not in it with them.
40:52Oh, oh, oh!
40:53Oh!
40:54Let's go.
40:55Oh!
40:56Oh!
40:57Oh!
40:58Oh!
40:59Oh!
41:00Oh!
41:01Oh!
41:02Oh!
41:03Oh!
41:04Oh!
41:05Oh!
41:06Oh!
41:07Oh!
41:08Oh!
41:09Oh!
41:10Oh!
41:11Oh!
41:12Oh!
41:13Oh!
41:14We're good.
41:20We're not bad people, okay?
41:22Are you all right?
41:23Dude, he's fine, bro.
41:28I don't give a .
41:33I dodged a bullet right there.
41:36Behind you?
41:37It just turned right now, it turned today.
41:44Air, breathe, breathe.
41:47Lights out, lay down your head.
41:49We are the monsters under your bed.
41:52Oh.
41:59We are the monsters.
42:01A very fluttuous boy.
42:03We are the monsters.
42:05She's balls and petty .
42:08Hold on, we are the monsters.
42:12Next time on Van Pump Rules.
42:14Are you gonna model?
42:16Me, I am not getting undressed.
42:18Those days are over.
42:19Everybody say penis pump on three.
42:21Oh my God.
42:22And you're just being a little disrespectful,
42:23talking all this .
42:24I know this information from your girl.
42:26You used to love each other at all.
42:27Yes, I love her, I would do anything for her.
42:29But you don't, you don't.
42:30No, I love her, I just don't like her.
42:33Respect, Tana, please.
42:35You broke my trust.
42:36What trust is theirs?
42:37I'm never gonna tell you anything important ever again.
42:42.
42:47.
42:55,
43:01.
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