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Karen Is Cancelled & Suddenly We’re Planning Funerals
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5 days ago
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26 we can't use karen's anymore or chad's it's going away according to gen z and some
00:09
millennials they've created their own name it's no longer karen it is uh jessica's
00:18
that's the new name whoa wait what the hell jessica do right i don't know according to msn
00:24
gen zers are calling karen's jessica's now jessica they chose this name as it's popular with both
00:32
gen x and millennial women gen z has also come up with a name for their male version of jessica
00:39
now we said the male version of karen a long time ago was chad chad yes he's a chad what is it now
00:46
the male version for jessica is david okay david uh david and jessica
01:00
now listen karen's not going to disappear no right i mean if somebody says oh she's being a total
01:06
karen i don't have a lot of people in my life named jessica besides miss jessica over on power 98
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i do do you yeah i have a lot i don't know any other jessica's i know a couple jessica's
01:18
yep and i feel like jessica's a popular name of people who call in are the jessica's you know pita's
01:26
what's what do you mean pita pain in the oh yeah i like the jessica's that's why i'm like what the
01:31
hell did jessica do jessica's is all the jessica's i know is nice to me they all live in dc
01:35
i don't know i'll probably hey by the way did do you remember what started the whole karen thing
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wasn't it a viral video she was in a viral video i think so but was her name really karen or did
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somebody say she looks like she's a karen is that how it started yeah i think it's like you're
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giving karen and everybody was like oh my god i was like i like that we we're taking it i know and
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it ruined the name karen you know just like uh there's been this girl i went to school with she
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started going by kk quick quick i know i know like think about it um you know i mean if you want
02:27
to get into it's like a little more serious but like i know somebody named helene she's a bartender
02:32
you know and she's like whenever i say the name helene or somebody says the name helene it's like
02:36
it's been ruined by the hurricane katrina was the same way back in the day katrina there was a bunch
02:40
of katrinas a lot of people named their kids mariah and britney back in the day because they were the
02:46
pop icons now they're both off the reservation at some point you know britney is at least i feel like
02:55
like really a generic name that you wouldn't assume that somebody is named after britney
03:01
see i do especially if they're like 25 26 mariah i would that i would assume that would put them
03:07
right in that you know 2000 level so to come to their house to partake in the funeral and i said
03:17
as i gotta know more about this do you know what to expect and he's like no not really i said are you
03:23
are you going he said yeah i'm gonna go because it's my friend and i know the cat laugh right that's
03:28
how i felt awake for a cat they were doing a whole burial and they were looking at the temperatures in
03:35
chicago and the temperatures were kind of warming up a little bit so they waited so that they could dig
03:40
in the backyard and bury the cat with all the friends and i said how many friends how many people
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do you think are going to be there for the cat's funeral he didn't know but he thought at least seven
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friends of his were going seven or eight and their families no i don't think so i think it was just
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like his friends they were going to support him in the cat funeral and so i wrote down anyone else
04:04
held or been to a funeral for a pet 704-570-9595 this is one of those moments where where we're like can we
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find one person well i have held a small ceremony for my hermit crabs before now i kind of remember
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family right like people who live under your roof there were virtual guests no wait hold on didn't
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you also lose a turtle why would you bring that up that's not really just because i thought that's
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you trying to hurt me with that one i'm not i i i could have sworn you told that story before about
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the hermit crabs or did did you hold a funeral for the turtle or or some sort of i didn't get to
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do anything but it's hurt i'm sorry you left with nature yeah somehow the turtles outpaced al and got
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away i'm sorry buddy so tell me more about your uh hermit crab funeral i mean it was just a nice
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ceremony day i my sister was like you need to come get these crabs they've been in here for weeks
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i was like well i can't just get rid of them like that i got to send them out with some style
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can i ask how old you were when you decided to have a funeral for your hermit crabs if i'm 26 now
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i was 25 yeah see these kids are 16 they're older and they're holding pet funerals i get it like if
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like my daughter ruby's seven and we don't have any i mean well we have our dog but again i guarantee
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you if my dog passes away i'm not holding a funeral for her where we're gonna bury her in the
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backyard or anything but they were burying the cat in the backyard i should text my brother and see
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if uh how many people showed up because he might know yeah text him i mean i had woofer for like 16
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or 17 years and he was my fur baby and even when he passed away we didn't hold a funeral or anything
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like it was traumatic the death was traumatic for me i didn't want to relive it in a funeral yeah
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