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00:00lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or well is is
00:08there a Pret nearby not even a Pret
00:15no no no Jamie um no I'm not nervous I just I died it's a new job well I mean
00:24you're you're used to that place for me is well it's not new exactly but it's
00:29um well it's newish I'm totally fine yeah yeah oh um there is one other thing I
00:38wanted to ask um should I take any precautions or well I don't know I mean
00:45it's a prison so I suppose I'm just asking how safe is it
00:59yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I can bin these if you
01:10want no no I'm um going on a date later tonight so right in these yeah no damn
01:19I'm in there
01:28you see the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice wow emotional I mean I'm tearing
01:31up what is it two months now it's long term for you in it oh god look at him he's doing
01:35his shit oh god I love that expression concentration how'd you get that one Lee
01:44huh yeah that's where the knife came out oh bloody hell it's a father and son I owe them
01:53money I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen I saw him and then I had the sound of
01:59the knife sharpening oh my god fuck daddy says right where do you want to get stabbed I'm like well no
02:19fucking where and then he swings the knife like that and he says I said where do you want to get
02:22fucking stabbed I said my leg what you said the leg then he just fucking yeah he shoved it right up to
02:29the handle no it weren't too bad at first I looked down I thought that felt like getting punched but
02:32then the son he runs over and he kicks oh my god I like screamed my guts out they start panicking
02:39they're shouting they're gonna cut my throat if I don't stop I can't I physically cannot stop
02:43screaming right and yeah like my face is saying yeah I know I'm sorry it's mad then it but but my mouth
02:48it's like you know what then they dump me on some estate pass out and I wake up crawl and pass out
02:57wake up crawl and then one time I wake up and I'm in hospital don't know how you're still here
03:02oh he's the reason I'm still here little man do you want to look at his poo absolutely
03:09yeah yeah does it scare you being a dad I'm three years clean Dan no no I don't mean that I mean
03:22you know our upbringing now the way I see it every generation gets its chance to change you know
03:30me and you we're ours hmm can I ask you something mm-hmm why'd you get a fucking job in prison
03:40well it's just a job because me no dad dad no fuck no no god no not seen him for 25 years if it
03:52was another 25 that'd still be too soon
03:54and why well I don't know do you think I'd be a good dad yeah yeah you'd be a great dad why
04:12just wondered
04:14that is not a good idea no I could just widen the um the toe cap see there's there's like a steel bit
04:40I'm just gonna try and widen
04:46Dan Dan that is gonna go horribly wrong
04:50oh fuck
04:52oh I think I've been the cap fuck
04:55feels like there's a blade in there
04:58oh
04:58okay this would really reflect very well on you right now if you resisted the temptation to say
05:03yeah hmm
05:09stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you give me sex then the prisoners might respect me
05:15oh I think your um bladey toe cap boots will achieve that don't you yeah
05:19you're gonna go into the office today
05:26uh yeah yeah I am in the morning um and then I'm I'm going to the IVF clinic
05:32oh right okay
05:36Dan I did tell you
05:38no I know I know you did
05:42like on our first date it was it was quite upfront
05:44yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought
05:47so who's the dad
05:51donor not dad never met him
05:55he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic apparently
06:00oh an athlete oh nice
06:03are you jealous of a man I've literally never met
06:06yeah still I feel like if I ever met him I'd have to beat the living shit out of him
06:15hey
06:18so what about like me
06:22as the donor
06:23Jesus Christ
06:25no it's something that I've thought about a lot
06:27we've known each other for eight weeks
06:28well I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it
06:30I
06:31I feel like maybe now
06:32maybe now
06:33what
06:34well I don't know
06:35some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby
06:38you decided she's the one
06:39no not the one
06:40oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive system
06:44is this because your brother's had a baby
06:46no I
06:47it's I just
06:48can't we just take some time to think about it
06:50no
06:51no the embryo is at blastocyst
06:53it's ready to go in today
06:55what time is your appointment
06:56is it 315
06:58okay
06:59call and sick
07:00stay here
07:01think about it
07:02and if we both think it's worth a go then we can go to the apartment together
07:04this is not a fucking game
07:05no I'm not
07:06okay Jess honestly
07:07ever since you first told me about it I haven't been able to think about anything else
07:10and I have wanted to mention it I just didn't know how
07:13I didn't know that it was coming up this quick
07:16I just know that you're gonna make an amazing mum
07:19so maybe we could do it together try it together
07:24and if we don't work out you can just sue me for child support
07:29oh see I don't need to see you for child support
07:31do I
07:32I mean literally five times your salary
07:33yeah okay
07:34yeah
07:35I get a little break at lunch today at 12
07:38I'll call you then
07:41you'll call me
07:45mm-hmm
07:46yep
07:47midday
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08:17Oh, my God.
08:47I'm sorry.
09:17I have to take quite an important call today at 12.
09:20Well, you're down to finish at 1.45.
09:23Okay, right, I can't do my phone in.
09:26What, in there?
09:27In that prison?
09:30Can I come back here?
09:31I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
09:33Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
09:35Maybe they can arrange an escort back.
09:37It is quite an important call.
09:38Ask your duty officer, okay?
09:40I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
09:56I don't know.
09:57Did you leave your phone in your locker?
09:58Yeah.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Yeah.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Good.
10:02I did.
10:03You don't want to mess around with that.
10:05Phone past here is automatic prosecution.
10:07Automatic?
10:09Yeah.
10:12No, I did.
10:12I did.
10:12I put it in.
10:13I put it in.
10:14I've got to check.
10:22Yeah.
10:23Yes.
10:23Yes.
10:24It was.
10:44I put it in.
11:44What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:01What are you doing here?
12:06These are men.
12:08They won't get you, boy.
12:10These are fucking men.
12:14You coming in or what?
12:21Yeah.
12:25Are you okay?
12:29Yeah, yeah.
12:30Just new shoes.
12:31Oh, you poor love.
12:33Oh, fuck off.
12:34Jamie, it hurts.
12:35So, first day.
12:39Yeah.
12:40It's going to be fine.
12:41I think I'm really going to respond to you.
12:42Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
12:44It could be four.
12:45It could be 14.
12:46It depends what's happening on the landings.
12:48But I looked over your lesson plan, and I think it's really good.
12:50Cool.
12:50I took the liberty of joining some visual aids up here for two years.
12:57No.
12:57No, I don't want to change it, Jamie.
13:00Make it easier.
13:02These men, I want them to get me.
13:04I don't want them to get me.
13:35Um, maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter?
13:38Hey.
13:39I'm Mellie.
13:40Marker?
13:40No.
13:41I already came in, boss.
13:42I'll go out and come back in again.
13:44What are we doing?
13:45I'm introducing ourselves as we enter.
13:50Hey, where are you going?
13:51You need to go out and come back in again, boss.
13:53Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
13:54Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
13:56Okay.
13:57Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
13:59Junior.
14:00Come on, Hans, you're good in there, yeah?
14:01No more circus tricks, please.
14:09Um...
14:10So...
14:18Do we just start, or...?
14:21Okay, I, um, would like to begin with a problem that's been around for a very long time.
14:34Um, what makes you, you?
14:39Is the you from ten years ago the same you that sits in this room now?
14:43No, because he ate in fucking prison.
14:46Traditionally, there are two schools of thought on this.
14:49There's the Cartesians, um, Cartesian just, I mean, actually, but don't worry about what Cartesian means.
14:58It just means, um, of the philosopher Descartes.
15:06René Descartes, 1596.
15:09It's soul.
15:10Um, the, the first answer to what makes you, you, is your soul.
15:15But that is not a, it's not, it's not a very satisfactory answer.
15:20Um, what is a soul?
15:22Do we even really have a soul?
15:24I do.
15:26And so the other answer...
15:27I've got a soul.
15:28...is, is matter.
15:29How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
15:33Body is your material, and that is called materialism.
15:39Um, but bodies change.
15:42You know, your cells replace entirely every eight years, and so materialism's no good either, right?
15:47But then, um, Locke comes along, and John, John Locke, John Locke, and his key insight was memory.
15:54Your memory connects...
15:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:59That's not right.
16:00Excuse me?
16:00That is not what Locke said.
16:03John Locke was talking about consciousness.
16:06No fucking memory.
16:07Which is a total load of bollocks, if you ask me.
16:10So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
16:13And I've got a shitty brief, and I've got a 14th stretch.
16:15Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of some ephemeral thing called consciousness, which may or may not exist.
16:24Well, how is that any different from the Cartesians, you cunt?
16:27Fuck you, Locke.
16:29I'll take materialism all day.
16:31Hmm?
16:32Materialism's real.
16:34Materialism earns me my sentence.
16:37That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
16:40Which I did.
16:41I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
16:46Um, a talking stick is...
16:47I don't know what a fucking talking stick is.
16:48See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau, right?
16:52Rousseau, tears lock and you arsehole and stuff.
16:55Have you read the social contract, that first line?
16:58Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:01Now that's a fucking subject.
17:02None of this fucking Lockean self-wank over who am I, bollocks.
17:07I mean, grow the fuck up, man.
17:08Okay.
17:10Um.
17:14Oh, here we go.
17:15Do you want to talk about freedom?
17:16No.
17:16Ah, ha, ha.
17:22The Odyssey.
17:23No.
17:24There's our story, boys.
17:26So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina.
17:31But on the rocks live the sirens, terrifying half-bird creatures,
17:37who sing a song so beautiful that any man who hears it
17:40becomes instantly drunk with love and swims to them,
17:44where the sirens feast on his flesh.
17:48The sirens are crack.
17:49They either live on rocks.
17:52To cross, Odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears,
17:56and he gets them to tie him to the mast so that he can say when it's safe.
17:59They set sail.
18:01Odysseus hears the song, and it reaches into his heart.
18:06He begs to be untied.
18:09But the crew carry on.
18:11All except one man who sees the longing in Odysseus
18:17and aches to know what it feels like.
18:22The man takes his wax out, jumps overboard, and is devoured alive.
18:26So, there's the men with wax in their ears,
18:30there's Odysseus, and there's the man who jumped.
18:35Who is the most free?
18:37The men with wax in their ears.
18:47Why?
18:50Because they just got on with it.
18:53It's like us, right?
18:55I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't.
18:58Don't have to pay bills, don't have to go shopping.
19:01Don't need not to find a dentist.
19:02I'm totally free of choice.
19:05But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
19:08Two weeks ago there was a lockdown.
19:1023 hours a day bang up, one hour source.
19:13You know what I did with my hour?
19:15Stayed in me pad, sat in me bunk, and read.
19:18Jesus.
19:18As I could.
19:19That's depressing, man.
19:21I'm not like yous, always clowning around.
19:23I focus.
19:24You focus on what?
19:25The jizz cross clinging to your wool.
19:29I focus on my daughter.
19:32I focus on being a dad.
19:38Every day I write her a letter.
19:40One letter.
19:41Every single day.
19:43I want her to know that she's got a dad that loves her.
19:46Yeah, that's nice for this one.
19:48You've got to engage, man.
19:50Freedom isn't hiding.
19:52Okay, so Junior, right?
19:55Who do you think is the most free?
19:57Well, Odysseus.
19:58He's a king.
20:00You know, people have no choice but to do what he says.
20:03Yeah?
20:03Them men with the wax in their ears, they're just foot soldiers.
20:07You have to rise and excel.
20:09I agree with that.
20:11Life's about being something, not waiting.
20:12Not even a dad, you don't know what life's about.
20:15Yet.
20:16I'm not a dad.
20:17Yet.
20:1821 weeks can.
20:21My son?
20:24Huh?
20:24I do know what life's about.
20:26Junior borrowed me some of his business books.
20:28Fucking amazing.
20:30I'm going to provide for my boy.
20:32Free your mind.
20:34Free your circumstance.
20:35Then, free the cash.
20:38Alec, though, that fetus is on the outside, then you're in here.
20:40But for now, my brief says I've got a very good chance of overturning sentencing.
20:44I'll tell you all right now.
20:46I'll be holding my boy as he takes his first breath and right there and then, I'm going to write him a check for 10 million pounds to be cashed on his 10th birthday.
20:54You haven't got a check, Bob?
20:58Fucking postal order, then.
20:59One could look at it from a neuroscientific perspective.
21:03You know, quantum mechanics.
21:05Zach, who do you think is most free?
21:06Hey.
21:07Hey, hold on.
21:08I've got the talking fucking bag.
21:10Sorry.
21:10Zach.
21:11Easy.
21:12It's the man what jumped.
21:13Yeah, but he was under a spell, Zach.
21:15Yeah, which he chose to give in to.
21:17See, all the rest of you have got wax in their ears or they're tied to their sticks.
21:20Yeah, you think that's freedom?
21:21Nah.
21:22The jumper takes one look at the beautiful bird women and he says, fuck the consequence.
21:26I want that.
21:28So in that moment, he is free.
21:30It's no wonder you're in a cell.
21:31You're in a fucking cell as well, Wallace.
21:33You ain't better than me.
21:35He can't even decide where his addiction is.
21:36What is this?
21:37Nah?
21:38The crack?
21:39Or women?
21:40It's cracks of women.
21:42And crack.
21:44Yeah, you look cool.
21:47I'm doing a five-year remote learning course on environmental construction.
21:51Environmental?
21:52Construction.
21:53Me little girl.
21:55She did a paper for exams all about how to build in sustainable ways.
21:59Got the paper up on me wall.
22:02Proper little environmentalist she is.
22:04When I get out, I'm going to help her.
22:06You wouldn't believe the things you can do with straw these days.
22:12You.
22:13You chat about loving rock.
22:15Hmm?
22:15About loving pussy.
22:17That's now compared to the love that a dar has for his daughter.
22:19Yeah, man.
22:20Yeah, man, we all got fucking doors.
22:24Fatherhood.
22:26That's real freedom.
22:28But it's no fucking joke.
22:29Can you go into Tesco's and get a meal deal?
22:38Well, you don't, as I can eat Bitcoin to spend three pounds, mate.
22:41How do you know you've really got it, then?
22:44How do you know you've got the money in your account right now?
22:46It's all digital.
22:46Yeah, but how do you do it with Bitcoin, then?
22:49It's not all about Bitcoin.
22:50Now, how long does this break gonna last?
22:52Ethereum.
22:52Last as long as it lasts.
22:53They need multiple accounts.
22:55No disgust can get you to Rolex in the next six months.
22:58Guaranteed.
22:59Where's your Rolex, then?
23:00Just waiting for me on the other side of Endeavor.
23:02Christ.
23:03I think I just threw up my mouth.
23:05I'm going to have to sit tight.
23:06There's been an incident.
23:07Well, uh, sorry, what kind of incident?
23:09Some idiot got served as divorce papers, so he's jumped on the net.
23:12We've got to wait for the tornado team.
23:13Okay, but I, I have to make a phone call.
23:17Oh, wow.
23:18Well, why didn't you say?
23:21An idiot on the net shuts us down.
23:23Look, I'm sorry, it's really important.
23:29Wait here.
23:30So, what's it for?
23:40Philosophy.
23:41Oh, um, well, philosophy is ancient Greek.
23:45No, but what can you do with it?
23:46What job do you have?
23:48Well, this one.
23:55So, who do you think is most free in the siren story?
23:59None of them.
23:59That's why it's called freedom.
24:02Only an idiot would believe in freedom.
24:08Well, are you coming?
24:10Yes.
24:15I'm free.
24:22Hey, you can fuck off.
24:23You can't do my business.
24:25Get me wife on the phone.
24:26Make this quick, yeah?
24:35The tornado team gets antsy.
24:36You won't be able to get back in.
24:37I'm waiting for you.
24:38I don't know.
24:51I don't know.
24:52But I don't know.
24:53Sigh...
25:23What are you doing?
25:29Sorry, the switch was on.
25:32They just called through. They're closing the landing.
25:35You have to get back in there now.
25:48Hi, it's Jess. Leave a message.
25:50Hey, Jess. It's me. It's Dan.
25:52Um, look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call.
25:55Earlier there was, um, there was someone on the net.
25:58Um, look, I've, uh, I've got to go back in now, but, um,
26:03don't, don't do it.
26:05The implantation.
26:06Please, call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead, okay?
26:10I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests
26:13and we can start the process together.
26:17Okay, I know this sounds mad,
26:19but I...
26:21I don't know. I mean this. I'm serious about it.
26:26Okay.
26:26Come on, come on, come on, come on. What are you doing?
26:46Sorry. I had to do it today.
26:57Yeah.
26:57Oh, you came back.
27:24Round two, here we go.
27:27I'll wipe the water again.
27:46Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
27:50So, he gave a beautiful box to his wife, Pandora.
27:54She opened it, and seven evils flew out.
28:00Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion, and pain.
28:08But then a voice inside called out.
28:12Pandora opened it once again,
28:14and hope flew out.
28:24If you could put one evil back in the box,
28:27what would it be?
28:29Hope.
28:30Now, fuck the evils.
28:31Put hope back in the box.
28:33Here, put it in right now.
28:34You are married.
28:41Just called my brief.
28:43I lost my right to appeal.
28:45What?
28:46How?
28:48They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
28:51But the day it had to be in by was 8-5-25, 8th of May.
28:55But here, what?
28:56Her new assistant's American?
28:57These pricks read dates backwards or something.
29:00What's 8-5-25 in America, then?
29:025th of August.
29:03Too late.
29:04The appeal's dead.
29:06What?
29:06That's just it?
29:08It's gone, Dan.
29:08That's not fair.
29:11Yeah, we are the draw.
29:12Stan, that shit is standard.
29:14I had like 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
29:17He says my name wrong three times.
29:18Maybe we're at the wrong courtroom.
29:19I feel like I just want to fucking kill someone, you know?
29:24I just want to fucking beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
29:32Last year, I had a parole year in,
29:35and I'd done everything right.
29:37I was on every program, kept my enhanced,
29:40the whole stretch, model con, I was.
29:43It took six minutes.
29:46No.
29:48So I went on hunger strike.
29:51My hope was dead.
29:53See?
29:54Then, after a couple of days,
29:57two kids on my landing,
29:59they noticed I hadn't eaten,
30:01they brought a plate to my door.
30:04And I started hoping again.
30:05There's too many decent people around
30:08to not hope.
30:11You're still going to be a dad, okay?
30:13I can't take that from you.
30:14You're still going to be a dad?
30:15They didn't fucking take it from me!
30:23Sanitised.
30:23You've sanitised it.
30:26It reeks of Dettotan, and you know it.
30:29That is not the myth of Pandora.
30:31I'm not sure this is that time.
30:32The earliest most accepted version of the myth of Pandora
30:35is found in Hessoid,
30:36who tells us it's Prometheus who steals fire,
30:39not Epimetheus.
30:40Look, I really...
30:41And it's not what Pandora releases
30:43that's a punishment.
30:44It's Pandora herself.
30:45Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
30:49Clay's actually a very sustainable bill of material.
30:51What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
30:53What Dan saw as seriously omits
30:54is that Pandora is made of the self-same clay
30:57that the jar is made of.
30:58What jar?
30:59The jar with the spirits in.
31:00You said they were in a box.
31:01Were they fucking a box?
31:02Right, well, no.
31:03Box is a mistranslation,
31:05but people commonly refer to it as...
31:07Well, as if it's a jar, just say it's a jar.
31:09The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
31:10It's what's inside the cabinet.
31:11Only the vessel does matter, though, doesn't it, Dan?
31:13Because a jar is made of clay,
31:15and a box is not.
31:17Very low on carbon emissions as well.
31:19Clay.
31:19Challenge is concrete.
31:20It ain't that kind of clay, Wally.
31:23Dan is deliberately choosing to sell us the false version.
31:25False.
31:26Right, right.
31:27Why am I doing that, Keith?
31:28Because of what the myth is really saying.
31:30The jar and Pandora are one and the same.
31:33Ergo, it says,
31:34woman is the cause of all mansions.
31:36Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you?
31:38I think you've been inoculated by the moors
31:40of the current political climb,
31:42and all due respect,
31:43I think you're a coward.
31:44You don't know anything about me.
31:46Your fucking hair tells me
31:47that's all I need to know about you, pal.
31:49Okay.
31:49All right.
31:50So, you think that women are responsible
31:52for the ills of society?
31:53Well, take a look at these boys here.
31:55Hmm?
31:56Do you think any of them's inside
31:57because they went on some level
31:59trying to impress a girl?
32:01That cunt there wants to kill.
32:04Did you not get the memo, Daniel?
32:05We're all toxic.
32:08We're a gender in retreat,
32:10and we in here,
32:11the most menish of men,
32:12we're the sharp end.
32:14Our relevance evaporating
32:15whilst we shank each other in the showers,
32:17and you want to come here
32:18and start talking about spirits and ghosties?
32:20I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man.
32:22You're fucking killing us.
32:23What, me personally, or...?
32:24Well, don't blame women.
32:25They're taking what's theirs.
32:29It's the likes of you.
32:30With your oat milks
32:34and your moisturised elbows
32:36waxing your arseholes,
32:38keeping your balls all nice and shiny.
32:41You deny your masculinity.
32:43You're terrified of it.
32:44Tell me, Dan,
32:45do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
32:47Okay.
32:48All right.
32:48Look, Keith,
32:49have I said something to upset you?
32:50You are rippling with shame, man.
32:53Appalled by the undeniable hardwired instinct
32:56deep within your soul
32:56that just wants you to roll around
32:58in a big pile of fucking titties.
33:00Now we are talking!
33:01Okay.
33:01You want to talk about women?
33:03Okay.
33:03In ancient Greece,
33:04women couldn't vote,
33:05they couldn't own land,
33:06they couldn't inherit,
33:06they could legally be murdered for infidelity,
33:08and then that society has the goal
33:09to create a myth
33:10blaming them for all the world's ills,
33:12and that society's where ours comes from.
33:13So, yeah, Keith,
33:14undoing that, I'm all for it.
33:15Oh, lovely, Daniel.
33:16What a wonderful human being you are.
33:18I mean, give the man a pickle.
33:19Turns out he's an expert on Greek society,
33:21yet he can't remember
33:22that a box is a fucking jar.
33:24You wanted a debate about women?
33:25No, no, no, no.
33:26You did.
33:26You're the one who brought in Pandora.
33:30You brought in the sirens.
33:31What are you trying to force on us here?
33:34The future has a vaginal tint.
33:35We should all go and fucking kill ourselves.
33:37Is that it?
33:38Because that's all I hear these days.
33:41Don't be you.
33:43Don't be you.
33:44Don't be you.
33:44Just...
33:45Don't be you.
33:48Well, what the fuck should I be?
33:51Eh?
33:55Women have got us on the ropes,
33:57and good luck to them.
33:58They deserve it.
33:58But you see, when I get a baton,
34:01I punch back.
34:02Excellent installation properties as well, Claire.
34:04Excellent, of course.
34:04This ain't about your fucking daughter, Wallace.
34:07Aye, it is.
34:08He's talking shit about women.
34:10What the fuck do you think my little girl's gonna grow into?
34:12Grow into?
34:13She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:15That's what she already is.
34:16She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:18We all know that.
34:19Little girl.
34:20She hasn't been a little girl in years.
34:22We've all seen the essay up on your wall, yeah?
34:24It's been up there for donkeys.
34:25A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
34:28You write every day, big man, yeah?
34:29He's writing to his little girl.
34:30Okay.
34:31You write it.
34:31She don't read it.
34:33Not once has she sent you anything back.
34:35What is she like, 25 now?
34:3628?
34:37She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallace.
34:40She's forgot about that crap now.
34:41Just like she forgot about you, rotten here.
34:45Dead to her.
34:52What?
34:53Don't you fuck, you're dead.
34:55Ah!
34:56Bullshit.
34:57Fucking hell, man.
34:58Fucking fuck.
34:58What?
34:59Ah!
35:00Ooh.
35:00Your boot's leaking, boss.
35:03Is that blood?
35:05Is that blood?
35:05Is that blood?
35:06It's your blood, it's Daniel.
35:12He ripped off a toenail.
35:14Are you serious?
35:15Yeah.
35:16I can see the bone.
35:18You're going to need stitches.
35:20Oh, my God.
35:21Hmm?
35:21Okay, look, I, um, I need to be somewhere.
35:26A and he's where you need to go.
35:28All right, the circus is over.
35:30Come on, the rest of you are back to yourselves.
35:33Well, I have to say, I really enjoyed that.
35:36Same time next week.
35:38Box is another word for fanny.
35:42Pandora's fanny.
35:43Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
35:46What's the right answer?
35:51Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
35:54Come on.
35:55There isn't a right answer.
35:58Then what's the point in asking a fucking question?
36:00I do, I do really need to be somewhere.
36:16You need stitches.
36:17I'm checking you out.
36:18Then you're taking me to A and E.
36:20Can't you just patch it up?
36:21No, I cannot just patch it up.
36:24All right, hang on a minute.
36:25I wait, just, just, just hold on.
36:27I, um, okay, I, I need to be at an IVF clinic.
36:35It's to donate semen, I think.
36:37You think?
36:39Yeah.
36:40It's, it, it's complicated.
36:42I need, I need to make a phone call and then, I, I don't know, I, I fucking know, I don't know.
36:50I'll tell you what.
36:52I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
36:54Hmm?
36:55If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
36:57Once you've flung it out, then I'll take you to A and E.
37:00Then a psychiatrist.
37:02Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
37:04Okay.
37:11Oh.
37:12Oh.
37:13Oh.
37:14Oh.
37:15Oh.
37:16Oh.
37:17That is great.
37:19What the fuck?
37:49What's up?
37:55Dad! Daddy! Dad!
37:57Oh, thank you.
38:05Van? Jess.
38:07Hey.
38:09I'm really sorry that we didn't get to speak.
38:13It's, um...
38:15It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
38:17It's okay. No, honestly, Jess, I'm...
38:21Really sorry. It's okay? Really?
38:23No, it's not. That's not what I'm apologising for.
38:27I, um...
38:33I don't think that can be a dad.
38:35Sorry. I'm not ready.
38:37You're not ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:41Um...
38:45Jess?
38:47But you left the message.
38:51You said to cancel the implantation.
38:53You know, they don't just put it back in the freezer, right?
38:55You know, cancelling is destroying.
38:57Yeah.
38:59Look, um...
39:01Jess, I'm so sorry. I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
39:03I...
39:05I just think... I think that, um...
39:07I think that maybe you're right.
39:09Maybe, you know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother,
39:11or something like that, you know?
39:13Um...
39:14Yeah.
39:19Jess, I'm so sorry.
39:21You're...
39:23Fucking... sorry.
39:29I had the implantation.
39:31What?
39:33Yeah, there was a cancellation.
39:35He called and said if I was in by 10, I could have the slot.
39:37It was all done and dusted by 10.20.
39:45So it's in there now?
39:47The athletes?
39:49It's not his.
39:50Dan, it's mine.
39:58Can I just ask?
40:00Why didn't you want me?
40:02It's not that I don't want you.
40:05It's that I don't need you.
40:19I don't need you.
40:33You coming?
40:37Hey.
40:39You bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot.
40:41You hear me?
40:49Thanks for being with me here today.
40:55I really...
40:56I really appreciate you doing this.
40:57It's alright.
40:59I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
41:01Well, that's very...
41:02That's very kind.
41:03No, no.
41:04I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
41:05I'm not allowed to.
41:07You bled in the prison.
41:08I was the officer on scene.
41:09It's my name on the accident report.
41:11Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
41:26Yeah.
41:27Probably for the best.
41:28My dad was a nightmare.
41:29I probably shouldn't pass that on.
41:31Nightmare how?
41:33A lot of time in prison for one.
41:35Really?
41:36Mm.
41:37So how come you're like...
41:39this?
41:42A fucking philosopher, Dan.
41:46Well...
41:48My mum left him when I was nine.
41:50She remarried.
41:52And...
41:56I got away from him.
41:57You know, I got out.
42:00Ended up doing this.
42:05You were totally shit today.
42:07You got the men all riled up,
42:08didn't have any control that I could see,
42:10and then you bled on the floor.
42:12I mean, you actually bled on the floor.
42:18But they liked what you did.
42:21They liked the lesson.
42:23They can't say that they did, but...
42:25they did.
42:26You don't need these, okay?
42:28Next time, just wear trainers.
42:37Do you still see your dad now?
42:42No.
42:44No, don't see him anymore.
42:45Beautiful.
42:46No, no.
42:47No, no, no.
42:51No, no.
42:53No.
42:55No.
42:57No.
43:00No.
43:02No, no.
43:04No.
43:06No.
43:07No.
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