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00:01Previously on Best Medicine.
00:03Famous heart surgeon from Boston.
00:05I'm curious about your interpersonal skills.
00:08I take people who are sick and I make them well.
00:10I have never, never!
00:12You're a real charmer, aren't you?
00:14This town and all the people in it are very dear to me.
00:17I'm keeping my eye on you.
00:18Get out of here. Go. Aunt Sarah.
00:20What's it like being back now after all these years?
00:23I find the people here irrational.
00:25I'm about to be a YouTube star.
00:27Far too chatty.
00:28Wheeze a dummy two weeks before our wedding.
00:31Demanding.
00:35Does blood freak you out?
00:37But you're a doctor.
00:39This place won't let you hide.
00:41And that's a good thing.
00:58Out!
01:15Elaine, I'll see my first patient.
01:17Elaine, are you there?
01:21Who will hold the spoon on their nose the longest?
01:23Guess in the comment section to win a free coffee at the Salty Breeze.
01:24Elaine, what are you doing?
01:25Hosting a game show. We're live.
01:26Excuse me?
01:27People text me their game suggestions. I use whoever's here.
01:28Elaine, that's highly inappropriate.
01:29You know what it's called? Try my patience.
01:30How about try doing your job?
01:31It's not as fun.
01:32Spoon's off.
01:33Now.
01:34Okay, if I cut the line, gotta get to work. Just need a minute.
01:35Fine. So what seems to be the problem?
01:37Nothing. Fit as a fiddle.
01:38Well, that was quick.
01:39Goodbye.
01:40Ah, well, hold on. I do need your help. I need a prescription for some vitamin V. You
01:48know. Some hard candy.
01:49Ah, it's adenafil.
01:50I don't know.
01:51I don't know if I'm gonna try my patience.
01:52I don't know if I'm gonna try my patience.
01:53I don't know if I'm gonna try my patience.
01:55How about try doing your job?
01:56Scott, it's fine.
01:57Spoon's off.
01:58Now.
01:59Okay, if I cut the line, gotta get to work. Just need a minute.
02:01Fine.
02:02So what seems to be the problem?
02:03Nothing. Fit as a fiddle.
02:04Well, that was quick.
02:05Goodbye.
02:06Well, hold on.
02:07I do need your help.
02:08Ah, it's adenafil.
02:12Viagra.
02:13Bingo.
02:14Not that I need it.
02:15You know, just thought I'd have some on hand.
02:18Just in case.
02:19Since Louisa and I are now kaput, I plan on being very active.
02:24A bad boy.
02:25Ladies, take a number.
02:27Ah, get the penicillin ready.
02:28Are you aware of the possible side effects?
02:30Like having fun, loving life, and feeling foxy?
02:33No.
02:34Headaches, nausea, and priapism?
02:36A painful and prolonged erection.
02:41Cool.
02:42Just in case there's, you know, a little stage fright.
02:46Louisa's the only one I've been with for eight years, but let me tell you, there were no problems there.
02:52Right?
02:53Got it.
02:54Healthy sex life?
02:55Any history of heart disease, stroke, low blood pressure, or eye disease?
02:59Nope.
03:00I mean, more than healthy.
03:02Like, our sex life was like it.
03:04Stop talking.
03:06Elaine, next.
03:07Women say that they want the nice guy, but they don't.
03:10They dump the nice guy.
03:12The nice guy ends up taking his mom to Cancun for his honeymoon.
03:16That is not going to be me ever again.
03:20There's a new sheriff in town.
03:23Good.
03:24I wasn't that crazy about the old one.
03:25Ah!
03:29That's a good one, Doc.
03:30Elaine!
03:31Uh, it's the brown-tailed moth rash.
03:34Happens every year.
03:35I just need a prescription for hydrocortisone cream.
03:39You're awfully young to have graduated medical school.
03:41I know everything about it.
03:42It's from the hairs, the moth.
03:44They're toxic.
03:45They embed in the skin, causing dermatitis.
03:48This is the season.
03:51He's right.
03:52Half the town gets it.
03:53He just needs the cream.
03:54Oh, this is fun.
03:55Would you like to help with an open-heart surgery later?
03:57I just need to get to work.
03:59If I could get the prescription, we'll be on our way.
04:02Does an uncontrollable cough come with the brown-tailed moth allergy?
04:05It's probably just a coincidence.
04:07How scientific.
04:08Oh, I prefer to actually examine him.
04:15I need you to take a deep breath.
04:22I'm gonna need a skin sample.
04:23Now, I'll expedite an answer from the lab,
04:25but in the meantime, keep Peter out of school.
04:27Looks like this might be contagious.
04:29What?
04:30Out of school?
04:31For the brown-tailed moth?
04:33I have a job.
04:34So do I.
04:35And in my professional medical opinion,
04:37it's presenting differently than just a common insect reaction.
04:40Half the town is about to come down with this,
04:42and you're gonna send them all home?
04:44Are you nuts?
04:45Let's go.
04:47What a waste of time.
04:53This is insane, Doc.
04:54Prepare to be enemy number one.
04:58Wow.
04:59You're in a roll.
05:00You're in a roll.
05:12All right, then.
05:26Who's next?
05:27Just doing my job is so boring.
05:30Harriet!
05:31I caught myself on a broken pipe, stupid thing.
05:37Well, come in, then.
05:38Hey, do you need any help, Doc?
05:40None at all.
05:42Okay, let's take a look at the wound and see what you have.
05:47Huff, puff, puff.
05:55Please, can I help?
05:57If you insist.
05:59Clean up on aisle nine.
06:02Dr. Reese let me help out all the time.
06:05Right, Bert?
06:06Yep, like a regular Florence Nightingale.
06:09Is there anything you can't do?
06:11Not a singles bar.
06:12Out.
06:13Okay, wound is all cleaned up, Doc.
06:15Mm-hmm.
06:22Mm-hmm.
06:23Mm-hmm.
06:24Okay, yep.
06:25Looks like three butterflies will do it.
06:26Just keep the wound clean and dry.
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:28Hey, do you want to go to the baked bean supper with me?
06:35No.
06:36Are you insane?
06:37That's so public.
06:38Might as well announce we're engaged.
06:40Never mind.
06:40Leave.
06:41Sorry.
06:43No, not that.
06:44I just, I don't have time for that kind of stuff right now.
06:47I'm concentrating on my career and getting out of Port Wynn.
06:50You want to leave Port Wynn?
06:52Of course.
06:53There's nothing for me here.
06:57Done.
06:58I'll wrap him up.
07:02Like, like leave Port Wynn for good?
07:05Do I need to call the police?
07:09All finished.
07:11There we go.
07:12Thanks, Doc.
07:13Thanks, Elaine.
07:15Yeah.
07:22I was very helpful.
07:25One could say almost invaluable.
07:27Out.
07:28Yeah.
07:28Get out.
07:29Yeah.
07:29Yep.
07:38Another dinner alone, Dr. Wurst?
07:40That's the saddest thing ever.
07:42If that's me in 60 years, just kill me.
07:46Dr. Best?
07:49Hello.
07:50Hello.
07:52I'm just getting some dinner to go.
07:54Want to?
07:55Me too.
07:56Yeah.
07:58So, how was your day?
08:01Unpleasant.
08:02Seems the inmates want to run the asylum.
08:05Well, I heard about Peter Kronk.
08:07Okay, you may not know this, but the brown-tailed moth is very...
08:10Louisa, Martin, your dinners are coming up.
08:12Doc, glad you're here.
08:13We haven't gotten your RSVP for the baked bean supper.
08:18Right, because I'm not going.
08:20Yep.
08:21You're adorable.
08:23Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
08:24You're serious?
08:25No, no, no, you don't understand.
08:27Everyone goes to the baked bean supper unless you're dead or in the hospital, and even then.
08:32Lorraine with the oxygen tank.
08:33Lorraine with the oxygen tank.
08:34Baby.
08:34Hey, it's the time when feuds are dropped, and phones are put away, and we all feel less alone.
08:41It's such a wonderful opportunity to really connect with people.
08:45I mean, even after all of these years, I still find that I find out something new about someone.
08:51Well, as this town's doctor, I feel all I do is learn something new about someone.
08:54Well, I don't mean it like, it's not really.
08:56Uh, George, why are you standing like that?
08:59I'm sorry, sweetheart.
09:02Just don't look out at the patio.
09:06Hey.
09:07What?
09:09George, what are you doing?
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:26Jeannie.
09:26She's my, uh, she's my teaching assistant.
09:33Um, I'm, I'm gonna...
09:35I'm, I'm gonna...
09:36Hi, we'll be quick, just need some cortisone cream.
10:04It's the browntail mothrash.
10:07Really?
10:08You know, I think I'm just going to take a nap.
10:10Put my stethoscope, my prescription pad, and a bowl of Percocet by the door and everyone
10:14can just help themselves.
10:15I didn't mean anything by it, it just happens every year.
10:18Every year.
10:19No, I'm well aware.
10:21May I dare ask, does Mallory have any other symptoms?
10:25Well, actually.
10:26Um, I have squirts.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Yes.
10:30He's coming out like, me too, actually, just like that.
10:37Just like.
10:38I assume we're talking about a case of diarrhea?
10:41Yeah.
10:42And then kind of like.
10:45Do you go to school with a boy named Peter Kronk by any chance?
10:57He's in my class.
10:58He's really smart.
10:59And was he in school yesterday afternoon?
11:01We played tack.
11:06Elaine, push back my appointments for the next hour.
11:09Excuse me.
11:10And please keep Mallory out of school.
11:21Oh, good job.
11:23Yeah, high five.
11:24Hi.
11:25Oh.
11:26Hello.
11:27Just hope it's not weird, Mark and I.
11:30Hmm.
11:31Just so you know, I tried Hinge.
11:33Only eligible man was a 75-minute drive.
11:36And then a ferry.
11:37Of course.
11:39I wish you both the best.
11:41That's such a belief.
11:42No.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:45Lindsay, Georgia, he is not a wishbone.
11:48Hello.
11:49Oh.
11:50Hello.
11:51Uh, how was your dinner last night?
11:57I left before, obviously.
12:00Steamfish.
12:02Very nice.
12:04Good.
12:05Peter Kronk, is he here?
12:06Yes.
12:07Um, he's inside right now.
12:09And are you aware I told his mother he shouldn't be in school?
12:11Yes, I am.
12:12But, I mean, it's not that big of a deal.
12:14It's only the brown-tailed moth.
12:15How do you suppose I can be the town doctor if no one will do what I say?
12:19Well, it's just the brown-tailed moth.
12:21Does the brown-tailed moth give you diarrhea or a hacking cough?
12:23This could be something very contagious.
12:25And Mrs. Kronk put a lot of people-
12:27Now, listen.
12:28There are some people here with certain financial hardships.
12:30Okay, part of you being a doctor here is knowing your patients.
12:33No, no.
12:34My only responsibility is keeping everyone safe.
12:37Now, you tell Mrs. Kronk, the other teachers, and your principal,
12:40that that boy cannot be in school.
12:42Okay, I'm sure as a big city doctor you're used to having the last word.
12:46Not sure it works that way around here.
12:47Oh, I don't need the last.
12:48You kids keep digging.
12:58Gotta stay on schedule.
13:02Eeyore!
13:05Eeyore!
13:08Hey!
13:09Eeyore!
13:13Hey!
13:14It's me, Glendon.
13:16Remember?
13:17When we were kids?
13:18On the beach?
13:19Nope.
13:20Oh, come on!
13:21You always moping around like a sad sack.
13:23Had to lighten things up with a little ribbing, remember?
13:26Actually, I have no idea what you're talking about.
13:28Hey, I heard you were coming up.
13:30What's the deal?
13:31Big city surgeon, now bandaging knees?
13:34It's actually none of your business.
13:36Well, I've done very well for myself.
13:38This is my house.
13:39I did an extension, putting in an in-ground pool.
13:42Everyone's just loving coming by.
13:44Kids especially.
13:45Home Improvements never understood all the hysteria.
13:48Oh, you heard about the baked bean supper?
13:50Impossible not to.
13:51Yeah, it's nothing, but I'm the sponsor.
13:54Your mother must be so proud.
13:56Ha!
13:57Still a sourpuss, just like the old days.
13:59Hey, come by the house anytime you want, Eeyore.
14:02I'll give you a tour.
14:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:04Whoa!
14:05Whoa!
14:06Okay.
14:07Hey, Doc.
14:08Fancy.
14:09Meeting you here.
14:10Uh-huh, okay, okay.
14:11Let's put you on the hedge trimmer now.
14:12You feeling all right?
14:13Whew!
14:14I'm fine, Doc.
14:15You sure?
14:16Yeah, no need to make a fuss about it.
14:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:18Whoa!
14:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:20Whoa!
14:21Ah!
14:22I don't know what's going on.
14:23I've just been feeling a little dizzy this week.
14:24That happened because you got dizzy?
14:25Why didn't you tell me?
14:26What, with Al standing right there?
14:28No, that's not the way it's supposed to work.
14:29I'm the dad, I'm supposed to worry about him.
14:30Well, you seem to have some form of vestibular neuritis.
14:31It should fix itself with a simple medication.
14:33I'll call in the prescription if Sally's your red Mexe's red.
14:35No?
14:36No?
14:37No.
14:38No?
14:39No, no, no.
14:40No.
14:41No, no.
14:42No.
14:43No.
14:44No.
14:45No.
14:46No.
14:47No.
14:48No, no.
14:50No, no.
14:52No.
14:53No, no.
14:54just fill it as soon as possible,
14:55and do not work until it's cleared up, okay?
14:57Do not work? Doc, are you crazy?
14:59I got bills to pay.
15:00I'm fine, you're right.
15:02I am? Really? Sure.
15:03Disney spells and power tools go great together.
15:05Take the pills and do not work.
15:07Do you hear me?
15:08Fine.
15:12You too, can't you count it, you count it.
15:15Okay, you too, go. Try it, try it, try it.
15:24I win, I win, I win!
15:29We have a winner!
15:31Jelaine, what's this?
15:33Today's game is chubby bunny.
15:38And how many of you are here
15:39for the so-called brown tail moth allergy?
15:45Something is not right.
15:46You better fix me up quick.
15:48I can't go to the baked bean supper like this.
15:50How in God's name can you be thinking about baked beans now?
15:54It's not like we could miss it.
15:55Rain or shine, there's always the supper.
15:57There must have been at least one year it was canceled.
15:59Year? It's every month and never.
16:02Every month?
16:05And it still makes you all weepy.
16:16Life is uncertain.
16:18Traditions give us the illusion of a future
16:20that we can look forward to.
16:24Well, bad news, not this month.
16:30Mm-mm.
16:32No dinner is worth the whole town getting sick.
16:36The baked bean supper is canceled.
16:38Huh?
16:39Uh-huh?
16:54Hello.
16:54Thanks so much.
16:55hello my mom says you're the a word the b word the s word and the f word with the a word
17:11well thank you so very much what am i supposed to do now don't blame me i just came to invite
17:22you to dinner martin everybody's very pissed off at you for canceling the supper i'm just doing my
17:28job it's only the brown tail stop just not another word do you want to come to dinner or not
17:33no thank you i'd rather eat alone oh not you too if you must know i look forward to the supper too
17:40because of the sacredness of tradition or the cozy warmth of community or do baked bean fairies just
17:47come and fly in the moonlight it's george's brown bread it's miraculous and he only makes it for
17:55the supper which means i'll have to wait another month oh you've met him well he's definitely the
18:05f word with the a word yes once a bully always a bully i can't help it what do you mean by that
18:14nothing just some childish name calling don't give yourself a stroke you had it hard enough back
18:21then last thing you needed was somebody else making it harder you say the word i'll kick him in the
18:27teeth thank you in a strange way that's actually very touching now get the hell out of here these are
18:35my regulars i gotta sell some lobsters come on i just came in and we got some beauties
18:42oh feisty
18:44where is everyone cancelled cancelled why because of the baked bean supper you're being boycotted
18:56people are sick and they won't see me that's insane you're telling me how am i supposed to do a show
19:01called try my patience with no patience you're killing my likes no i'm right about this it's not
19:07the brown tail moth call the lab tell them i need the results from the samples now i know the skin
19:12sample results will prove that it's not the brown tail moth allergy freshly sharpened pencil for you
19:19i'll be right back
19:20dylan will you help xavier all right stay with your buddy oh no oh oh um isabel elizabeth uh you got this
19:29i'll be right back everything okay everything okay
19:33oh no what happened nothing it's just it's mark oh we had play date right two nights ago and then
19:47he never called me so then i called him and he told me that it was
19:50just a play date nothing more okay and that he wants to be free to have
19:58play date with whomever he wants i thought he was one of the nice ones
20:06what did you do to him
20:08it's fine it's fine
20:13um let me just sit
20:17miss miss jeannie's gonna take a bathroom break yeah okay
20:21hi everyone i know that you're boycotting and i kind of get it but remember to like my videos
20:27gotta still keep those numbers up
20:29wow very brave coming here hope nobody saw you
20:36i don't care what people think i just wanted to tell you that if you ever need help with your career
20:42just ask me i don't mean anything romantic i just mean like cameraman or
20:49help carrying things anything really because i meant it i can't have anyone tying me down
20:59i get it i promise i just i want to help you make your dreams come true
21:03nothing more
21:05elaine is the lab called back yet
21:07are they better you don't just cancel the baked bean supper on a hunch
21:10i'm leaving
21:12bye
21:13hello you little puppet
21:21elaine
21:23if you like him so much take him home otherwise get him out of here
21:27well there you go again you little wriggle mutt
21:31how long has he been doing this what the back scratching i don't know like the week
21:39what are you doing
21:44don't you think you should buy him dinner first
21:49he's got rashes all over that's why he's been so itchy
22:00he presents similarly to the ones i've been seeing
22:03you mean he caught the disease too
22:05not possible
22:06no he might be the cause of it
22:08what are you gonna do to him
22:13hey doc
22:23well what do we have here
22:26possibly a highly contagious dog
22:28i've contacted animal control they advised me to bring him here until they can pick him up
22:34please stay as far away from him as you can and don't touch him
22:37what
22:37what am i supposed to do with a highly
22:39i need you to sign this form
22:41to confirm that he is no longer my problem
22:44what do you want to schedule another wedding you can walk out on
22:49look i i thought we could have a talk
22:51just please sign so i can leave
22:53i would like you to leave
22:54i'm trying to
22:55no
22:55her
22:56mark mark look
22:58i'm sorry that i hurt you
23:00but but this whole playboy thing
23:02look it's not nice
23:03it's not you
23:04well i'm not nice anymore
23:05you get it you cured me of that
23:06and if you can't handle your jealousy
23:08then that's not my problem
23:09why can't anyone in this town have a private conversation in private
23:12fine just fine
23:14the lab results
23:20confirmed
23:22zoonotic
23:23zoonotic
23:24not a clue doc
23:26the disease is spread animal to human or in this case dog to human
23:30wait but if humans aren't spreading the rash then what about the baked bean supper
23:33let the angels sing and the trumpets blow
23:36you can have your baked bean supper after all
23:39well
23:41i mean that's good news
23:44actually come to think of it
23:45i'd prefer if you didn't go
23:48what
23:48that's unheard of
23:51there's always a first time
23:52mark
23:54i rubbed your feet
23:55every single night for eight years
23:57and now you just expect me
23:58to eat beans with you
24:00mark
24:01mark
24:02you're my best friend
24:03are you saying that we're never going to be able to be friends
24:06never
24:06mark
24:12come on
24:12son of a
24:22here doll
24:25don't drink with it
24:26hello
24:32do you have genomycin in stock
24:34well dr best i'm so glad you stopped by
24:37sally milo
24:38pharmacist
24:39the other medical professional in town
24:42i've been wondering when our new town doctor was going to pay me a visit
24:47dr reese found my input invaluable
24:50you're right actually i apologize
24:52i've been busy with the so-called brown tail moth epidemic
24:55it's tularemia and i'll be prescribing genomycin for it so
24:59clever for knowing it wasn't the brown tail moth rash
25:01thank you but i'm not jonah salk i diagnosed some cases of diarrhea
25:04anyway genomycin you're going to need a lot of it understood
25:08my marky was right you are all business
25:11sheriff mark
25:13my baby boy
25:15do you see the resemblance
25:16yes neither of you seem to enjoy a linear conversation
25:19you're funny
25:20please just make sure you have enough medication in stock
25:23oh and while i'm here
25:26did bert large fill his prescription for prednisone
25:29no but i saw him doing some yard work just a few doors down
25:32damn it he's working just like i asked him not to
25:34you're so passionate about your patients
25:37i love that about you
25:39oh sorry
25:40i can be a bit much sometimes
25:42good to know
25:43just your neck brace
25:46is there anything i should know
25:48what this
25:48uh well it's a story
25:51maybe over a glass of chardonnay
25:53too much miss milo
25:54thank you for the feedback
25:57uh-uh uh-uh
26:13Oh.
26:31Bert!
26:32Bert!
26:41Oh.
26:42You okay?
26:42Oh, hey, Doc.
26:47Wait a minute.
26:48Did you just...
26:49Yes, I did.
26:53Thanks a lot.
26:54Why won't anyone in this town listen to me?
26:58Here, come on.
26:59I'll put it on.
27:00So one pill, two times a day for five days.
27:05I, uh, I guess we all owe you an apology.
27:09It wasn't the brown-tailed moth, after all.
27:11Oh, yes.
27:13Everyone can put away their tar and feathers and go have their beans and bread.
27:16Yeah, well, I don't think I'll be going anyway, so...
27:20Oh.
27:21Mark asked me not to go.
27:25I haven't missed one in over ten years.
27:28I mean, it feels strange, like cutting off a limb.
27:31I don't have a clue what you're talking about,
27:33but if it's that important to you, hell with Mark, you do what you like.
27:36Well, I'll go if you go.
27:38Oh, uh, I get the impression it's a very public event.
27:42Oh, no, no.
27:43I didn't mean it like that.
27:44It was, uh, it was just a joke.
27:46Oh.
27:46Like, uh, why don't we go with each other?
27:48It was more just like...
27:49I misunderstood.
27:49You said you didn't want to go, and I was like, oh, I'll go if you go.
27:52Never mind.
27:52Just forget it.
27:53Already forgotten.
27:54Pardon.
27:55Uh, remember, two pills a day for five days.
27:59Mm-hmm.
27:59And, uh...
28:01Okay.
28:01One last thing.
28:02Yep, okay.
28:02Um, when did you come in contact with the dog?
28:06Uh, what dog?
28:07Uh, the one from the police station, but before then.
28:09I hadn't.
28:10Are you sure?
28:11Positive.
28:13Where have you been the past few days?
28:15School, home, the salty breeze.
28:17You wouldn't be spreading a horrible virus, would you, honey?
28:24It's a myth, you know, that pigs are dirty.
28:27I could eat off of her.
28:28Please don't.
28:30I don't see anything.
28:31It's not her.
28:32Now, is there anywhere else a large percentage of this town has been to where there might be animals?
28:37Uh, the biggest thing going on in this town right now is the baked bean supper.
28:41And Glendon's renovation.
28:43Hmm.
28:47Hello.
28:55This is Sheriff Mark from Port Wen.
28:57I have a sick dog.
28:59How much would it be for a vet to look at him?
29:04Four hundred dollars?
29:06Even for an officer of the law?
29:14Buddy.
29:15You ever ride one of these things?
29:17Oh, it's awesome.
29:20Yeah, yeah, I know.
29:21I love this.
29:23That was perfectly safe, eh?
29:24Hold on.
29:25I gotcha.
29:29I gotcha.
29:30Yeah, move on.
29:37Oh, you need to go longer.
29:39Excuse me, just a moment.
30:00Up your back.
30:01What the hell are you doing here?
30:05Exactly how many people have been on your property in the last two weeks?
30:08What are you doing here?
30:10What?
30:10Is this a bag of mice?
30:12Answer my question.
30:14Half the town.
30:15Everyone loves coming over here.
30:16Louisa?
30:17Peter Kronk?
30:18Yeah.
30:18Why?
30:23What are you saying?
30:26You're a lunatic, Eeyore.
30:28A trespassing, psychopathic lunatic.
30:30Sorry.
30:39I think I got it from the dog who got it from playing near the dead, dirty mice, right?
30:44That's nasty.
30:46Waiting to hear confirmation.
30:47They still haven't picked him up?
30:48Not yet.
30:48I guess I'll need some medicine, doc.
30:50It's just because...
30:51Let me take a look.
31:03Exactly how stupid do you think I am?
31:06Hmm?
31:07A peel-off rash?
31:09Really?
31:10He's not eating, and I couldn't afford to take him to the vet.
31:13You know, it's like the same medicine for dogs and humans, right?
31:16Yes, but it's against the law to acquire medicine under false pretenses, officer.
31:20Okay, you know, I know that we don't know each other very well,
31:23but no matter how much you act like you don't care,
31:25I don't believe that you would let an innocent dog die, doc.
31:34Let's stop with the fake coughing.
31:40I have never done this before in my life.
31:46This will never happen again.
31:53Deal.
31:54Give him only half.
31:57Thank you, doc.
31:58Hey, and when he's all fixed up, I'll bring him right back here.
32:01What?
32:01No, absolutely not.
32:02No, no!
32:03It's the last thing you should do, Mark.
32:05Buddy, take your meds.
32:07Yeah, there you go.
32:09Oh, yeah!
32:10I love you!
32:12No, hey!
32:13Hey!
32:14No!
32:14Hey!
32:15Hey!
32:16Hey!
32:17No!
32:18Man, my one prisoner I let escape.
32:22Hello?
32:24What are you doing here?
32:25I thought you had to go to your...
32:27Exactly, and you're going with me.
32:29Absolutely not.
32:30I just put a salmon in the oven.
32:32Then take it out.
32:33Martin, are you or are you not a resident of Port Wynn?
32:37Unfortunately.
32:37Then start acting like one, especially after almost cancelling the supper.
32:44No.
32:45I have been looking forward to a quiet night at home.
32:48Like all the other quiet nights at home, Martin.
32:51When you act like you don't like people, they start thinking you don't like them.
32:57You're going to the baked bean supper.
33:01I'm starting not to like you.
33:03How long does this thing last?
33:17Can I get it to go?
33:18Oh, stop it.
33:20The worst thing that could happen to you tonight is maybe a little heartburn.
33:24I understand that it was Glendon who's been the source of our irritation.
33:30No surprise.
33:32Yes, the mice came back positive.
33:34I think you're going to have a lovely time tonight.
33:36George's brown bread is worth a triple...
33:39Martin?
33:41What?
33:43Louisa!
33:46Louisa!
33:47What are...
33:51If I have to go to this ridiculous thing, then so do you.
33:57Really?
34:01Okay.
34:03Five minutes and we're leaving.
34:05Okay.
34:13What?
34:13I can wait.
34:37Dad.
34:41Hey, Doc.
34:41I'm sorry again for popping you in the nose.
34:49Doc?
34:50Cute suit.
34:51Yes, Doc.
35:00Hey.
35:02So, you decided to come?
35:04Yes.
35:05I just didn't feel right not to.
35:08Cool.
35:08Okay.
35:14Oh, look.
35:15I think I found some chairs.
35:17Oh, good.
35:17Oh, good.
35:19I told you we should not have gotten here so late.
35:24Oh, hey.
35:25Hey.
35:27Oh, free table.
35:30Oh.
35:31You, uh, want to join?
35:33Oh, good.
35:37Hey.
35:37It's minutes.
35:41Mm-hmm.
35:43So, what do you think?
35:44Calm down.
35:45I haven't even started eating.
35:47Not the beans.
35:49All of it.
35:52You get it?
35:52And not her birthday.
36:11Eeyore.
36:15You got nerves showing up here.
36:18Did you know?
36:19The city shut down my construction.
36:20It's going to set me back weeks.
36:22Now everyone thinks my house got people sick.
36:25And your house did get people sick.
36:26How?
36:28Look around.
36:29None of this would be happening if it wasn't for me.
36:32Please.
36:32You donated a bag of beans, not a hospital wing.
36:37Oh.
36:41Oops.
36:45The truth is, I do remember you.
36:49I knew it.
36:49You were a pathetic, insecure bully.
36:52Who's turned into a more obnoxious sack of gas.
36:55Martin.
36:55I know.
36:56I know.
36:56I can't.
36:57It's the baked bean supper.
36:58All I was going to say is that it's just about time that somebody said something.
37:03What?
37:04All right.
37:05Forget it.
37:06The baked bean supper is canceled.
37:09Everyone out.
37:10You can't throw us out.
37:12Who the hell do you think you are?
37:14Santa Claus canceling Christmas?
37:17Fine.
37:18But this is the last supper I ever pay for.
37:21What do you all think about that?
37:22Good.
37:24We'll all pitch in and pay for it ourselves.
37:27Worth every penny to not hear you go on about it every month.
37:29So is it.
37:30Gilbert.
37:30I couldn't agree more.
37:35You better watch your back, Eeyore.
37:43I knew this was a bad idea.
37:45I knew it.
37:47Martin.
37:47No.
38:17You really should know what all the fuss is about.
38:42So, what do you think?
38:44Absolutely delicious.
38:50Why is it so satisfying when people like what we like?
38:53I never noticed that.
38:57So, what happened all those years ago?
39:04Oh.
39:05Uh.
39:07Oh, no.
39:09You don't have to tell me.
39:10I shouldn't have to cry.
39:12I'd rather not.
39:13Oh.
39:14Oh.
39:14Okay.
39:17Yeah.
39:17Yeah.
39:31I had a sister.
39:34She died in a car accident when I was six.
39:37She was eight.
39:39I was also in the car at the time.
39:41I was sent to Port Wendt for the summers after that.
39:46My parents.
39:50I just wanted to be left alone.
39:54But there was Glendon.
39:57Constantly mocking me for being sad, I guess.
40:01I'm so sorry.
40:09I'm so sorry.
40:09Hmm?
40:18A few months ago, a little girl came in for heart surgery.
40:23It was a car accident.
40:25Same age as my sister.
40:27Another doctor had to take over for me.
40:35Another doctor had to take over for me.
40:41So what happened?
40:42I ended up developing a desire to lead a quieter life.
40:52Well, seems we had a baked bean supper after all.
41:09Would you like some more water?
41:21Sure.
41:22Yeah.
41:22I'm so sorry to lighten.
41:47So, come on.
41:51No, no, no, get, get out!
42:21Get out!
42:51No, no, no, get out!
43:00No, no, no, get out!
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