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00:00100% sure about this Madeline is very special to me yeah so no I'm sure you will that's not the
00:10no yeah oh right okay okay okay right I'll leave her at the airport with the keys on the front
00:21wheel right second floor right by the lift yeah but listen please promise me you'll be extra
00:29careful with her okay right no you're welcome
00:34must be going soft
00:43thanks for booking extra room on the plane no I've got to look after your legs
00:51Chandon Richard would never forgive me so this is all for free a free trip to Malta I can't get
00:57my head around it well I've got to do a bit of work I've got to validate something yeah but what
01:01can be so important to fly us all the way to Malta well there's this historical fella called
01:05Jean de Valette and he won the siege of Malta against the Ottomans in 1565 now it was a very
01:13very bloody hey no need to swear is there no it was a very very bloody battle but a massive victory
01:20for the Christians who again battered all over Europe by the Ottomans at the time so much so
01:26that all the European kings and queens poured loads of money into Malta to rebuild it it's very kind of
01:32them well more strategic than kind anyway this couple were going to visit Bobby and Margo well they reckon
01:40they've got the original blueprint of Valletta which is the capital of Malta drawn up by Jean de Valette
01:46himself and they want me to validate it so so what's so important about these bits of paper
01:51Jean de Valette died not long after the siege and the rebuilding of Valletta was taken up by a fella
01:56called Grandmaster Pierre Dumont right so so no one knows what Valletta should have looked like through
02:02the eyes of this Jean de Valette fella exactly I mean if they're real this is a huge piece in the
02:08jigsaw of European history wow hmm but I'm not holding me breath why well I just can't see it myself
02:20something this important would have turned up by now and the woman is a bit um how do I put it eccentric
02:28oh but it's free holiday isn't it well not only that our first holiday together yeah
02:38I hope this Mrs. White lives up to your expectations it wasn't she bringing her from France
03:09Bobby I know it's real I just know well let's hope so we'll find out once and for more
03:23Trevor Trevor you've got to be really gentle with that close if you push it too hard it will just stay
03:27down right please be careful with her Trevor Trevor Trevor your precious car that's generous
03:34well he was trying to see glow anyway and i just thought madeline sat there in the airport
03:38seemed like the right thing to do didn't it although i'm not really sure about that now
03:43so this is level minus one apparently they're in a yellow sports car she said we can't miss them
04:00oh my lord what on earth my wife right please step it's all right man she's still with us
04:12no no don't don't don't move stay there okay it's gonna be okay don't
04:17i need to call an ambulance what's the emergency number in Malta how would i know you know
04:23everything just like google it i'll just go back in there get some help
04:34no we're on the run side of the road i know you're not but slow down
04:40don't worry i'll look after this for you love
04:53oh we're here
04:58is this lady here yes i'm on my way now dad you don't have to shout well you might not be able to
05:05hear me with the phone being so far away it don't work like that never mind what's kept you madeline
05:10blimey is she hard to start i'm surprised don't let you nearer you are very honored what the oh my god
05:23dad you all right dad dad what's happening
05:35that's the police just keeping us updated just tying up some loose ends and they're going to call
05:50when they're ready to ask us some questions is there um any news from the hospital well bobby's
05:54been discharged but uh margot's still in intensive care they're not sure of the magnitude of the head
05:59injuries yet but uh well it's not looking good for her yeah she didn't look great bless her
06:05blimey all this for those plans he has in his hand i wonder who wanted him that much
06:12maybe the army after all i wish i could have had a look at them don't suppose that's going to happen
06:17now he's got a look of sigmund freud hasn't he yeah yeah he is well he was a very colorful character as
06:25well he was imprisoned by his own army for beating up a fellow soldier and then he was captured and
06:31thrown on an enemy pirate ship and while he was literally chained to an oar he decided to learn
06:37arabic from his fellow slaves to outwit the ottomans as you do oh and he miraculously had two children
06:45even though he had sworn a devout catholic vow of celibacy now that is clever hello yes okay yeah
06:58we'll meet you there that was the police they want to meet us in bobby and margot's shop okay
07:04so let me get this straight you heard a noise turn around to see what it was saw nothing and when
07:16you turned back round a woman rolled across the bonnet yes did you swap details yes hey dad come
07:25off it's not that bad the woman was all right wasn't she she phoned me this morning well there
07:29you go said she's gonna sue me for damages and injuries don't worry about that lovely your insurance
07:34will cover it oh dad you're not insured are you dad dom loves this car it's his pride and joy
07:46i can't believe you'd be so selfish i just wanted to see you then you should have got a taxi i was
07:51only driving it from the airport uninsured how could you be stupid hang on i only replaced that bulb last
08:03week dad what did the noise that distracted you sound like kind of a thud no more of a crack
08:21my grandma used to polish hers until she could see her face in the bras see your face see your
08:29strength oh hello i'm dom i'm the one who made the call yes oh yes delighted to meet you thank you for
08:33coming oh no problem this is my partner a business partner business partner gene
08:40i just wanted to go through the events from yesterday yeah happy to help thank you can i ask
08:45why you were at the airport oh we flew in from france because gene was hired to validate the stolen
08:52blueprints hired by who by me thank you bobby do you work for a museum no i'm an antiques dealer oh very
09:03good continue oh so we were told to wait at the airport car park which we did and while we were waiting
09:11we heard a a loud scream and saw two figures running away from the car which way did they run
09:17pardon uh in which direction did they run um it was sort of like back towards the airport yeah yeah
09:25that's right yeah how strange you see the exit is in the opposite direction and can i ask how is the lady
09:32that was hurt not great my darling margot was struck over the back of the head by a metal wrench oh i'm so
09:40sorry that's horrendous it's a man it's a woman with the back of her head well a man that clearly
09:45needs help and catching exactly they turned on me i put my mark to defend myself i cried out and that's
09:54when you two interrupted them thank you bobby was anyone else interested in the blueprints hardly anyone
10:03else knew existed morgo said that when they were validated they must be returned to the maltese
10:10people too much has been pillaged from us over our tumultuous history thank you bobby
10:20now here my card oh that's nice oh uh my great grandfather's he founded in the rubble of an air raid in 1942
10:30well the maltese people were extremely brave in the war we still are
10:44how are you patrick
10:48hey triff you all right i'm in the bad books oh dear i think i might be in need of a little
10:55livener for medicinal purposes of course of course i meant to ask you darling what did patrick think
11:04about my thoughts about adjustments to the menu oh yes well i did talk to her about it and um i knew
11:12he'd love it jeez fondy was the thing to have at a party when i was young it's about time it came back
11:18in the fashion yes well patrick felt it might be a tad expensive what rule the new equipment that we
11:23would require we'd make that back in days yes and the french see about their cheese and if it was
11:29going to come back it would have come back already so that's only because no one has had the vision
11:35done darling i'll talk to him
11:44jenna oh lad it might never happen it already has dad was involved in a car accident yesterday
11:51oh my goodness are you all right trevor a bit shaken up but i could do with me drink well what
11:57happened well he had a noise at the back of the car saw nothing and when he turned around a woman
12:02rolled across the bonnet well that happened to me a few weeks ago what well he was driving back from
12:09the beach club he heard this crack at the back of the car and then when he looked around there was a
12:13young woman rolling on the bonnet that's exactly the same they threatened to sue same here hang on
12:21they yes there were two of them apparently darling anyway we swapped numbers and asked if we could
12:27settle it privately because i didn't want any fuss then uh the next day we dropped five thousand
12:32euros off at their address five thousand euros to make things worse dad was driving without insurance
12:39i didn't even know you had a car driver he borrowed madeline while dom's away oh no dom will be
12:45devastated you know how attached he is to that car god knows why doesn't know yet don't worry i won't
12:50say anything jeremy what exactly was the noise you heard well i'm not too sure but there was a dent in
13:00the rolls god knows where that came from it was a scam what crash for cash big business what do you mean
13:09fraudsters stage traffic accidents then they make fraudulent insurance claims at the expense of innocent
13:16matterists oh no mind you to be fair yours sounded more like a clip for cash how do you know so much
13:25oh i spent time with a bloke who had experience of it we need to speak sicker um i'll just have another
13:33one now patrick i need to talk about my ideas for the menu well i'm okay with the sausage rolls idea but
13:44you've got to be joking about the fondue i mean they were vile in the 70s lord knows who'd eat one now
13:55oh i didn't mean to offend well pardon me for being a visionary off to powder my nose
14:14new zealand we need your help i've been scammed scammed not scammed that's what i said
14:25it happens jeremy too what has i had an accident in madeleine yesterday why were you driving madeleine
14:33it's all right i'm fully insured right let's all calm down and talk in my office
14:39maybe we should have got something stronger than coffee
14:55here you go
14:58thank you i hope i'm not keeping you no you're not keeping us um i just wondered um
15:05when did you first source the blueprints and what's their provenance oh the blueprints are
15:11bobby i i heard the news how's amalgo oh she is stable for now i was just about to explain to mrs
15:20white here how the blueprints came into our possession she's the antiques dealer from france so to
15:25validate them hello we're mr and mrs artard hey i'm dom mrs white was asking about the provenance
15:34and i think it best you tell her i'm a little of course
15:39my great great grandfather was one of the builders of the victoria gate here in valetta
15:45in 1884. that's the one we just passed the original gate was built by grandmaster pierre
15:52de mont he took over from jean de valet when he unexpectedly died in 1568.
15:57my great great grandfather he accidentally discovered the blueprints when the british rebuilt
16:02the gate in 1884. it's over 300 years later we assume the prints were buried under the gate so
16:09no one would challenge the month's new vision wow that is some provenance if it can be proved
16:16my father passed away recently and he left them to us he never believed they could be genuine but i am
16:23sure they are that's why we needed your help are you absolutely sure that no one wanted them enough
16:31to kill once they're validated there'll be many collectors who want to get their hands on them
16:37but like margot we believe they should be returned to the maltese people
16:43of course look i'm sorry we've got to get back to our restaurant oh you've got a restaurant i've never
16:48i've never tried maltese food oh well if you get the chance you should try us out
17:00okay oh thank you that's uh very kind thank you keep us updated about margot won't you absolutely thank you
17:07are you okay yes there's something you should know margot's long-term colleague colin an online dealer
17:24had a huge row with her about the blueprints why he's a john de valet collector and is desperate to
17:30purchase them but margot was insistent they'd be returned to the maltese people why didn't you tell
17:35this to the police how could i margot and colin went to school together he's practically family
17:44maybe i could ask some discreet questions you would do that well back home in france i occasionally help
17:52the police with their inquiries occasionally thank you again i just get one of these business cards for you
18:05we'll be able to play snap with all these business cards shut it oh thank you and may i just say that
18:13discretion is my middle name thank you
18:21oh um before i forget i am i found this near the car i assume it's margot's yes thank you mrs wet
18:35and exactly the same thing happened to jeremy a few weeks ago but he could afford to pay the ransom
18:44i can't jeremy and judith handed money over five thousand euro
18:51it is known as the crash for cash scam that's what patrick said yes this method is very common
18:57insurance fraud is ever evolving and the lengths fraudsters will go to is shocking yeah but we know
19:03who did it jeremy and judith of the fraudsters address the thing is gloria unless you have rock solid
19:09proof it is very hard to prove the law is usually always on the side of the pedestrian so i'll have to
19:14pay the money that is up to you trigger thanks for your help carom come on dad gloria do not go taking the
19:24law into your own hands these people can be very dangerous
19:44i can't believe this meant to be on a holiday may i remind you that all this is free no
19:49buff oh come on don we can't let a woman get robbed bashed over the head nearly killed and do
19:54nothing about it yeah yeah fair enough and on our own aren't we what do you mean well nobody knows is
20:01here um it means as well as helping the police i can do this
20:11all right when you put it like that what's the plan give me colleen's business card
20:15thank you thank you right
20:29oh hello my name is jean white and i'm from the museum of the order of st john in london
20:36well we're thinking of selling one of our items due to renovation costs it's the valette crystal cross
20:44would you be interested
20:48ah well i'll take that as a yes um i'm actually in valetta at the moment on a fundraising trip
20:56and i wondered if you would like to meet up great what about the uh cafe tazza just off the jean
21:05de villette square in about an hour see you then bye
21:09wow was all of that just a massive lie well um there is a brilliant museum in london called the
21:19order of st john and it does own the valette crystal cross but i doubt that they'd ever sell it so yes
21:25dome it was a complete lie well i liked your posh telephone voice though i'm from the museum of the
21:31order of st john in london it didn't sound like that no it's nothing to be ashamed of we're all
21:36from the north of england we all put on a posh telephone voice come on let's have a look around
21:40we've got an hour
21:41there's nothing we can do caron says we need the rock-solid proof
21:54in flagrante delicto
21:56pardon it's latin for being caught in the act how it's up in my head stage an accident film them
22:10how will he know it's us because you're literally the only ones here
22:15mind you that's how i always feel when i'm with you
22:17what's it
22:25museum of st john colin hi and you must be gene yes and this is my partner don hi
22:32so um let me start by saying how um sorry i am that you're having to sell such rarities from your
22:42beautiful museum i'm sure it must be very difficult for you well you sell some you keep some if i
22:47had the opportunity to purchase something that john devalette himself touched i'd never sell it
22:53oh right oh no i i don't mean any disrespect by that i'm just i'd say um i'd feel like i would
23:00have conquered the world and not ten thousand exactly
23:06and the crystal cross was a gift to john devalette from pope pius v and the inscription was the one who
23:13conquers ten thousand i guess that's gonna cost me a bit more than ten thousand right
23:19well i've heard that there's something else for sale that was touched by john devalette
23:24the original blueprints to the letter
23:30where did you hear that i never reveal my sources
23:33maybe we could do a deal maybe we could i'll look into it and get back to you well that sounds
23:43perfect well then very good thank you thank you
23:46nice guy lovely hair he definitely knows more than he's laying on he knows where they are no socks
23:59i'll always find that weird
24:05gee that's the car that almost knocked me over at the airport
24:08oh my god call inspector i juice
24:23are you sure this is the place well i've dropped 5 000 euros off here i think i'd remember it
24:27what exactly are we doing here gloria i don't know but it's just not fair
24:32is douglas all right in the van yeah i think i might need a tinkle dad i told you to go before
24:42we left i think i might join you old chap i've earmarked a bush down there oh very good what do
24:47you mean you've earmarked a bush gloria gentlemen of a certain age are always on the lookout for
24:52suitable refreshment spots whereas we just have to hold on a judith fortunately my pilates classes
24:59have given me the bladder of a camel look there's one of them now and that's the other one absolutely
25:09nothing wrong with her i've had an idea i think it's rather brilliant let's go back to the pub i do need
25:18that tinkle first all right come on gentlemen gentlemen please this is a very difficult job
25:38the only way to get through it is if we all work together as a team agreed and that means you do
25:45everything i say now i've brought patrick in on the job as technically this was all his idea i'm just
25:53saying motorbikes would be quicker he's right but you're not insured dad remember we need to be as
26:00inconspicuous as possible masks like in that film where they all wear masks of ex-presidents point break
26:10is that the film about snooker no i think masks would be a little conspicuous this is the plan we
26:17will follow and film them covertly how do we film them covertly we use your van you and me in the front
26:24jeremy patrick and trevor in the back going by their previous shenanigans it seems that they always choose
26:32the same junction once we locate them the boys can film them in action from the back of the van
26:41with a lot of patience and a little bit of luck we will be able to catch them in flagrante delicto
26:49precisely this might actually work it's brilliant darling you're on fire no i'm on a 72 hour detox i need
26:58something to do right huddle in what's your relationship with margot she's a friend a colleague
27:07we've known each other for years now margot and her husband bobby were attacked in the airport car park
27:14last night what oh no we have an eyewitness that identified your car in the very same car park
27:21speeding away just after they had been attacked this is nonsense i would never harm margot or bobby
27:27why were you at the airport last night i just come back from italy i was there at a trade fair
27:32in fact margot was meant to be there with me but she cancelled last minute
27:37i can't believe she and bobby were attacked like that so why did she cancel going with you
27:43she said she had something very important to tend to would that be anything to do with this
27:54what's the blueprint we just found this in your car sir how do you explain that
28:03my car how are you saying you were not interested in it no a british dealer we are associated with has
28:10just confirmed that you're about to source this for her in a trade deal i was just going to try and
28:14persuade margot to part with it to land on something even more spectacular i don't understand what's going
28:20gone you knew margot was going to be at the airport last night and you chose your flight home to
28:24coincide i think you wanted the blueprint so much that you were willing to hurt to get to it you're wrong
28:36i love her you wouldn't harm her hair on her head you are seen at the scene of the crime
28:44and this was found in your car
29:06unfortunately margot has just passed away
29:08i'm afraid i'm afraid i have no option but to arrest you for her murder
29:18i love her
29:21i love her
29:23come with me
29:25i loved her
29:27come on
29:31okay thank you
29:33that was inspector of juice margot didn't make it
29:43and even though they haven't found the murder weapon they're holding on to colin because he was
29:47at the scene of the crime
29:48bang to right surely
29:50not quite they need to find the other person that was running away before they can nail him properly
29:54imagine killing your childhood friend over a piece of paper it was a very important piece of paper
30:05yeah but still
30:07i'm just gutted i didn't get to take a look at those blueprints
30:12it's just it's just all very heartbreaking
30:15come here
30:20why don't i take for dinner later still got that card somewhere for the attard's restaurant
30:25that'd be lovely thanks tom
30:36you're not going to see much wearing them
30:46i think you'll find i will
30:50any joy yet jeremy please we do not want to draw attention to ourselves
30:54it's them action stations gloria gentlemen please
31:19here comes someone now
31:24here
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31:52Don, I've been thinking.
31:57Do you think it's time we told everyone about us at home?
32:01Can we leave it a little bit longer?
32:04I mean, we'll never get this time back, and I really want to tell Claudie first.
32:08Agreed.
32:12I'm going to have to take this. It's Bobby.
32:14Hello, Bobby.
32:15We saw everything.
32:23Crystal clear.
32:24And I filmed it.
32:31You were only supposed to catch the bloody scammers out.
32:39What did I say about being prepared?
32:41You must have been staring at yourself.
32:43I thought I was watching me, watching the criminals.
32:48What?
32:50Okay, Bobby. Bye-bye.
32:53Bye.
32:59Just Bobby saying thanks for our help.
33:01I think he just wanted someone to talk to, bless him.
33:04That's nice of him.
33:05It's lovely in here, isn't it?
33:07I don't know you're into jewellery.
33:08Oh, no, I'm not. I just saw this beautiful...
33:11Oh, is this?
33:12Gloria, no, no, this isn't Gloria, this is Jean.
33:14Just bought this dead, mad necklace for her close birthday next week.
33:17She's going to love it.
33:18Oh, lovely.
33:19Well, let's have a look then.
33:21Oh.
33:22No, it's been gift-wrapped.
33:23It's ace, though.
33:24I'll get you her seeds.
33:25Oh, thank you.
33:26It says here it should be open.
33:54Oh, hello.
34:01I've come to break me and it's open.
34:04Sorry, you said to try the restaurant.
34:06We thought you were open.
34:07We are not open.
34:09Oh, it says on the card.
34:10I said, we are not open.
34:13Go home.
34:13Um, shouldn't this be in police custody now?
34:19Ah, clean.
34:20Well, you see, the thing is...
34:21Well, this is clearly a fake.
34:23I mean, this has been drawn by a fountain pen.
34:26Jean de Valette would have used a quill.
34:28I mean, the writing's too smooth.
34:30With a quill, you have to replenish the ink every two to three words, and it's less of a flow.
34:36No, this just isn't right.
34:38Very impressive.
34:39Your reputation as an expert precedes you, but it's still exciting to see you in action.
34:45Oh, thank you.
34:47But why is it here?
34:48I think you should go now.
34:49Oh.
34:51Oh.
34:53Oh, my Lord.
34:55That was your crystal, Mrs. Attard, that I found.
35:00Not Margot's.
35:02I don't believe it.
35:05It was you two that stole the blueprint.
35:08And that's why you weren't running towards the exit.
35:13Because you were running towards Colin's car.
35:17You killed Margot.
35:19And then planted the fake blueprint in Colin's car to frame him.
35:24But why?
35:30Oh.
35:32But you.
35:34You set this whole thing up.
35:37I'm sure we can come to some understanding.
35:39You see, Mrs. White, this was all perfectly orchestrated until you and your boyfriend had walked through that door tonight.
35:52When I called you earlier to say thank you, that should have been the end of it.
35:56But why?
35:57I found out my wife and Colin had been having an affair.
36:01And that it had been happening for years.
36:03Years!
36:03So, I made a plan.
36:07I created the blueprints and their provenance.
36:10The one you're currently holding in your hand didn't quite make the mark.
36:14But the one residing in an evidence box in the police station was enough to convince my wife of its authenticity.
36:21Her and Colin were obsessed by Jean de Valette.
36:23So, why not create a bit of fake history?
36:26Quite believable, don't you think?
36:28I told you I was dubious about all this.
36:30You did, you did.
36:31You said that as well.
36:31Of course the blueprints were fake.
36:33They would have turned up by now.
36:34It was 500 years ago.
36:35You said that as well.
36:37Shut up!
36:37I arranged for you to be picked up from the airport at exactly the same time that Colin landed, too.
36:45You even pointed out his card for me.
36:46No!
36:47Thank you for that.
36:48It saved me an anonymous phone call.
36:50My friends gave me a scratch to make the robbery look authentic.
36:54And then I took control.
36:55No!
37:00I asked you before.
37:02What kind of man hits a woman in the back of the head?
37:04And I can answer that now.
37:09An angry one, Mrs. White.
37:11A man who had his heart ripped out from him by the woman he loved most.
37:16I wanted her dead.
37:18And I wanted Colin to be found guilty of it.
37:21You're playing leaves early in the morning?
37:25It will take a few days for anyone to realize you're missing.
37:29Attard.
37:34I am many things, but I am not a killer, Bobby.
37:46Attard?
37:47What are you doing?
37:49We needed the money for the restaurant.
37:50It's the only reason we got involved.
37:52We had no idea he was going to kill Margot.
37:54Shut your mouth!
37:55Mrs. White.
37:57Go.
37:58Call the police.
37:59Tell them everything.
38:00Tell them we didn't kill Margot.
38:01Mr. White.
38:31Don't mess it up this time.
38:50Oh, God.
39:14Did you get all that, darlings?
39:24Certainly did, darling.
39:25And Caron is on his way.
39:31Who needs enemies when you've got mates like that, eh?
39:38Here you go, Caron.
39:39Caught red-handed.
39:41I don't suppose I'll see my 5K again, but never mind.
39:44It's worth it to see the look on their faces.
39:46Gloria, I told you not to take the law into your own hands.
39:50I didn't. It was all Judith's idea.
39:52No one likes a grass, Gloria.
39:54It was Patrick, actually.
39:56Like Judith said, no one likes a grass.
40:00These people would be working for an organised gang.
40:02It could have been very dangerous.
40:04You said we needed rock-solid proof.
40:06Now we've got it.
40:14Hiya, Dom.
40:22Hiya, Trevor.
40:23Hiya, Dom.
40:25What's going on?
40:26Nothing at all.
40:27Hiya, Dom.
40:29You're there as well, eh, Glo?
40:30Hiya.
40:31Me and Dad were just out for a spin in Madeline,
40:33and we booked into Jeremy and Judith.
40:35Is she all right?
40:36Yeah, she's right as rain.
40:39Still all right to leave Madeline at the airport?
40:41Yeah, no problem at all.
40:43See you later.
40:44Is that Uncle Patrick as well?
40:46Ladies and gentlemen,
40:48the bathroom is not to the right.
40:51Something's going on there.
40:52I can feel it.
40:52Isn't there always?
40:53Oh, that is true.
40:55Can we have a longer oldie next time?
40:57Of course we can.
40:58Come on.
41:01Right, let's see if we can get through departures
41:04without any more drama.
41:05I won't guarantee it.
41:06I tell you what,
41:07why don't I treat you to half a lager before we board?
41:10Oh, who said romance is dead, eh?
41:12Go on, sit down.
41:14I'll bring him over.
41:17Flight MZ69 to New York, Tanya,
41:20is now ready for boarding at gate 5.
41:23Any remaining passengers on flight MZ69 to New York,
41:27please proceed to gate 5,
41:29where your flight is now boarding.
41:30Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
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