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00:00Let's head over to Elaine.
00:02So, who do we have next?
00:05I'm Gloria.
00:07Good luck, Gloria.
00:08I'm now going to hand you over to the expertly seasoned hands of Elaine.
00:13Hello, Gloria.
00:15So, where have you come from today?
00:17Oh, I'm the local mechanic.
00:19Wonderful.
00:20Yeah, you look younger in real life.
00:22Too kind.
00:24So, what have you brought along today?
00:26Amateurs.
00:27I've brought this painting.
00:28Oh, this isn't a painting.
00:30It's a lithograph by Robert Hillingford.
00:33Probably early 20th century.
00:36What's a lithograph?
00:40It's a printing process.
00:42Using a flat stone or metal plate on which the image areas are worked.
00:45Using a greasy substance so that the ink adheres to them.
00:50Whilst the non-image areas are made ink repellent.
00:53It's not painted on paper.
00:56Right.
00:57Is it a family heirloom?
00:59No.
01:00It's always on the garage toilet.
01:01I thought it would look posh, so I brought it here.
01:04Well, it's an image of Wellington at Waterloo.
01:08The ink distribution is very smooth.
01:12Right?
01:13And worth around...
01:15600 euro.
01:18Oh!
01:19God!
01:21Okay, brilliant.
01:23Everyone out to the terrace for summing up with David, then onto the final link with Nick.
01:28Thank you so much for bringing this today.
01:31It's absolutely stunning.
01:32There's a tape by the first one.
01:35They don't need the boom on this one because David's been miked off.
01:39Whatever that means.
01:41David's skin is surprisingly good for his age.
01:45He hardly needed any powder.
01:47Well, it's probably had work done, darling.
01:50Most of these TV types do.
01:52Oh, darling, you're absolutely right.
01:55I must keep the number of his surgeon.
01:58Ready, Nick?
01:59And...
02:00Action!
02:01What a wonderful time we've had in the beautiful Saint-Betrois.
02:18And next week, get your castanets out as the European road trip continues.
02:23Bilbao, Spain.
02:25See you then.
02:27Cut!
02:29And that's a wrap!
02:31Call an ambulance!
02:49Jean, we're having a nightmare.
02:55The rest of the crew are stranded at Gatwick.
02:59God knows how we're gonna film today.
03:01Why did you drive?
03:03Elaine won't fly.
03:04And Paul doesn't trust the baggage control with his equipment.
03:07And then, trust the van to break down.
03:10You good to go?
03:11Well, thanks for sending Gloria.
03:13I'll follow you up there, just in case she blows again.
03:15Brilliant.
03:16Thank you so much.
03:18Hey, Jean.
03:19Sorry about all of this.
03:21Oh, hi, Paul.
03:22Blimey, you're looking trim.
03:24Thank you very much, Jean.
03:26See you in a bit.
03:27Thanks.
03:28See you later, love.
03:30See you, love.
03:31Hey.
03:32There's a queue forming outside already.
03:34And there's a fella at the front with what looks like a sleeping bag.
03:36That's a bit keen, isn't it?
03:38Oh, that must be the chap that gave me this for Elaine.
03:41I must remember to pass it on.
03:42Antique Antics is a very popular show.
03:45Thank you, Jean, for suggesting they filmed it here.
03:48It was David's idea, actually.
03:49I'm surprised he came back after what happened last time.
03:51Yeah, I do feel a bit bad about that.
03:53What happened?
03:54Oh, David married a madman who tried to kill him in Jean's house.
03:57Yeah.
03:58The producer Paul is an old university friend of mine.
04:01And when he offered me the job as a pundit on the show,
04:03well, I instantly offered David up instead.
04:05Did you not fancy it?
04:07No, it's not my bag.
04:09But, oh, David, he's always first in the queue at the karaoke.
04:12And I thought he'd be right up his street.
04:14And I was right, he's a big superstar now.
04:16You turned down Antique Antics.
04:18Are you mad?
04:20You could have made us all famous.
04:23No, it'd have made me famous, Judith,
04:25and I couldn't think of anything worse.
04:27But anyway, they're filming in your beautiful summer house.
04:30I mean, how exciting is that?
04:33That queue is getting massive.
04:35I might get housekeeping to set up a little drinks corner for refreshments.
04:40Can't look a gift horse in the mouth, eh?
04:43Once an entrepreneur, always an entrepreneur.
04:47I'd better give him a hand.
04:51I'll say it again.
04:52That was a very nice thing you did for David.
04:55Well, there might have been another reason why I turned down the job.
04:59Oh, yeah.
05:00Well, I'd have spent loads of time filming away,
05:03and right now I'm exactly where I want to be.
05:08Well, that's a coincidence.
05:10You're here!
05:11Whoop.
05:16Hey, Jean, this is dead exciting.
05:18You never told me.
05:19I'm nipping home for a painting to get it valued.
05:21If you want a painting valued, I'll do it for you.
05:23Yeah.
05:24You can't get me on the telly.
05:25See you in a bit.
05:31There she is.
05:32Oh, yeah.
05:33You look smashing.
05:35Hey, can I get one of those?
05:36You certainly can.
05:37Come on.
05:43This is my old friend, Jean.
05:44I'm mine.
05:45That's the old.
05:47Oh, I don't think you'd be needing those umbrellas.
05:49He's not reigned here for about six weeks.
05:51They're for the sun, dear.
05:54Yeah, it's been a long journey.
05:56Let's go shoot this nonsense, shall we?
05:59Yeah, of course.
06:00Follow me.
06:01Hm?
06:02Yep.
06:07Oh, Nick.
06:08He's followed me to France.
06:10When will it stop?
06:12Hm.
06:23Welcome to Epouche de Flore, our summer home.
06:34I'm a huge fan of the show.
06:36Where is your green room?
06:37Oh, yes.
06:38Now, I know what that means.
06:39That's TV speak for waiting room.
06:42We've transformed our conservatory.
06:44Where is it?
06:46Just through there.
06:47Hm?
06:52I was just saying to Jean, it's been a long journey.
06:55I know.
06:56They're a lot friendlier on the telly.
06:58How are you doing?
06:59I'm Paul, the director and producer.
07:01Thank you so much for letting us use your house.
07:03I really do appreciate it.
07:05You're a step up from the highly dodgy resident we had last year.
07:10This is Judith, and this is my good friend, Dom.
07:13Good to meet you, Dom.
07:14You have very good taste in France.
07:17Oh, Jean.
07:18So good to see you again.
07:20You look great.
07:22Now, we have a bit of a situation.
07:25We literally have no crew.
07:27They're stranded in Gatwick.
07:29You're welcome to stay as long as you need.
07:32Thank you, Judith.
07:33Well, we have to be on the road to Spain tomorrow,
07:35as we only have that particular venue for a day.
07:37So, how can we help?
07:39I need someone to hold the boom.
07:41Oh, yes, I can do that.
07:42What's a boom?
07:44It's a huge microphone we hold over the public's head.
07:46You're a bit on the, um, petite side.
07:50We need someone taller.
07:52Oh, well, Dom can do that.
07:54Oh, no, I'm not sure.
07:56Perfect.
07:57Thanks, Dom.
07:58What can I do?
07:59How about makeup?
08:00What?
08:01Well, judging from the glamour of yourself, you've clearly got a talent.
08:05Well, thank you, David.
08:07Great idea.
08:09All you need is, uh, some powder and a brush.
08:11I think I'll need more than that.
08:13Some of the people who appear on your show look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards.
08:18Right.
08:19The refreshment stall's been set up just outside the function room.
08:22Jeremy, uh, this is Paul.
08:24He's the director and producer.
08:26Hi, Jeremy.
08:27Uh, refreshment stall?
08:28Got to keep the troops fed and watered, eh?
08:31Great.
08:32Well, thanks for getting so much sorted.
08:34I'll make sure you're well compensated for this.
08:36Oh, no problem.
08:38Thanks.
08:39I'm the makeup artist for the day, darling.
08:41I'm going to transform all the frightful people.
08:44Oh, congratulations, darling.
08:46Right.
08:47Let's get to it.
08:55There you go.
08:56You look amazing.
08:58Judith, love, we really need to crack all.
09:00All good here.
09:04And action.
09:11Absolutely extraordinary.
09:19And action.
09:20Welcome back from the break.
09:22So the answer to the mystery is a retailer or manufacturer of porcelain would simply shop around for the cheapest silversmith.
09:30It's easy when you think about it.
09:32Anyway, over to Elaine for this week's trash or treasure.
09:37Thanks, Nick.
09:39Now, take a look at these two items.
09:43I missed my calling.
09:45I am transforming people.
09:47You're doing a roaring trade here, darling.
09:49Look after the pennies.
09:51And the pals will look after themselves.
09:54Hello.
09:56I'm Nigel.
09:57Did you manage to give the gift to Elaine yet?
10:00Oh.
10:01Sorry, old chap.
10:02I completely forgot.
10:05Big fan of hers, are you?
10:07Oh, yes.
10:08Oh, yes.
10:09You were the one in your little sleeping bag in front of the queue.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Elaine and I got back a long way.
10:15I made a promise to never miss any of her shows.
10:18Oh-ho!
10:19Yeldon's chocolates.
10:20That takes me back to old lighting.
10:22I'll tell you what.
10:23I will make her a nice cup of tea and give her the chocolates now.
10:26No.
10:27She only drinks pure spring water from her Al Garden china cup.
10:31Well, then I'll just give her the chocolates then.
10:36I would do it myself, but, um, David and Nick can be very protective of it.
10:40I'm not allowed anywhere near.
10:47Oh, Yeldon's chocolates.
10:50I've not had them since I was a kid.
10:52You know, in all the years I've lived in France, I've never seen a box of these.
10:55Oh.
10:56Fans off, Dominic.
10:57These are for Elaine from her number one fan.
11:00Over there.
11:08The reason why most teddy bears have one side of their face flatter than the other
11:12is because it shows how much they have been loved.
11:17Cut!
11:18Oh, great work, Nick.
11:20You know, it's hotter than Hades out here.
11:22I'm going to need a considerably high effect of sun cream.
11:25Or I suppose that's just too much to ask.
11:30Okay, everyone.
11:31Let's break for lunch.
11:32That's half an hour.
11:33My arms are killing me.
11:39Engage the core.
11:41What?
11:42If you engage your core, you'll put less pressure on your arms.
11:44Oh, that's right, eh?
11:46Sorry, Don.
11:47That made me sound like an idiot.
11:48It's just that I lost four stone last year.
11:51Retained a few tricks of the trade.
11:53Oh, wow.
11:54Hadn't seen my toes since the noughties.
11:56That's just it.
11:57I'm serious.
11:58You wouldn't have recognised me.
11:59Oh, well, you look right now.
12:01Well done.
12:03What's your usual workout?
12:05Eh, you know, do a bit of planking.
12:08Oh, that's what I mean.
12:09Engage the core.
12:10Good man.
12:12Hey, you know I got everyone delayed on purpose so I could work with you.
12:15He didn't.
12:16But I'm really happy it's worked out like this, Jane.
12:19You are a natural.
12:21Is there no way I could persuade you to join the team?
12:24You'd be amazing.
12:25What is this, a taxi?
12:26It's a great gig.
12:27Not just the travel, but the stuff you get to see.
12:30I handled a real Caravaggio in Rome.
12:33You didn't?
12:34The brush detail was exquisite.
12:36I mean, that is amazing.
12:38It really was.
12:39Dom, can you give us a hand with the large amphora?
12:42What?
12:43Don't worry.
12:44It's nothing medical.
12:45It's a vase.
12:46Yeah, yeah.
12:47I know what it is.
12:48I didn't eat properly.
12:49Come.
12:51So what are you up to after the European tour?
12:54Oh, we've just been commissioned to do a new spin-off series.
12:57It's like an antiques competition quiz thing.
13:00Oh, sounds interested.
13:01Yeah, the only thing is, unfortunately, I can only take a lane or a day,
13:05unless the network only needs one expert.
13:07I mean, they'll still be on this show, but...
13:10Do they know?
13:11Oh, yeah.
13:12I told them.
13:13They both understand.
13:14Such professionals.
13:15Yeah.
13:16But the channel hasn't made up its mind yet.
13:18David would love to do more of this stuff.
13:20Even being the occasional pundit on this show, it's changed his life.
13:24And I've got you to thank for that.
13:27I would still...
13:28I've preferred you, Jean.
13:30Oh.
13:33Sorry.
13:34Steady, Dom.
13:35Oh.
13:36Oh.
13:40On first appearances, this looks like an innocent brass fox.
13:43But if we look at the base, we can see a date, 1914, and a location, Dusseldorf.
13:50This is a beautiful example of trench art, crafted out of an artillery shell during the First World War.
13:57Oh, wow.
14:00That's over to you, Nick.
14:02Sometimes, they let me do the odd analysis.
14:06Especially if it's to do with music, as these guys haven't got a clue about anything past the 1900.
14:14So, this is made from shellac.
14:17A lot harder, heavier, and colder than the vinyl record that replaced it.
14:22We can tell by the sound, even without playing any music.
14:27I mean, it will play, but it may be a few more shows until we find a working player.
14:34So, Japanese dragons supposedly had three or four toes, whereas Chinese dragons supposedly had five.
14:47Well, it's an image of Wellington at Waterloo.
14:52The ink distribution is very smooth, right?
14:55Worth around...
15:00600 euro.
15:04God, okay, brilliant.
15:07Everyone out to the terrace for summing up with David, then on to the final link with Nick.
15:12That was lovely to meet you, Gloria.
15:13Oh, you too.
15:14Yes.
15:15600 euro?
15:16Well, yes, there and thereabouts.
15:18What a wonderful time we've had in the beautiful Saint-Victoire.
15:22And next week, get your castanets out, because the European road trip continues.
15:26Bilbao.
15:27Spain.
15:29See you then.
15:30Cut!
15:31And that's a wrap!
15:32That's a wrap!
15:33That's a wrap!
15:34That's a wrap!
15:40Oh.
15:44I like it.
15:45Thanks a lot.
15:47Thank you very much.
15:50Hélène didn't make it.
15:52Poison?
15:53Poison?
15:54The paramedics are 99% certain.
15:57Oh.
15:58Hello, love.
15:59How are you doing?
16:00Is Elaine okay?
16:01Er, no.
16:02I'm afraid not.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:04I think I might have a migraine coming up.
16:05That'll be the shock.
16:06I just want to go home.
16:07Sorry, Gloria, but no one can leave until everyone has been interviewed.
16:20Maybe Gloria could have a little lie down here.
16:24Of course.
16:25We've got plenty of rooms.
16:29Hey, hey.
16:30I'm right here, all right?
16:36Jean, it makes more sense than ever to ask for your help with this subject matter.
16:41Yes, of course.
16:42Whatever I can do to help.
16:43Now, Jean was nearly the star of it.
16:45Pardon?
16:46Well, they offered her the job of Lee Pondy, which gave it away to David.
16:49Is this true?
16:50Yes, but I couldn't think of anything worse than all that attention.
16:54I totally agree.
16:56Okay, shall we stop the interviews and the lunch?
16:59Okay.
17:00Do any of you know anyone who might want to harm Elaine?
17:07Well, she was a bit of a nice maiden.
17:12Don't hold back, Nick.
17:13Her words, not mine.
17:14I'm just saying.
17:15What are you saying?
17:16She wasn't very warm on or off screen.
17:17The viewers loved her.
17:18Of course they did, but she wasn't really a TV personality.
17:19How do you mean?
17:20She was the best dealer in the business.
17:21Yes, but that didn't necessarily make her likable on screen.
17:23She was super firm.
17:24And scrupulously fair.
17:25Do any of you have any knowledge of what she ate or drank today?
17:30Why do you ask that?
17:31It is becoming quite apparent that she was poisoned.
17:34It is becoming quite apparent that she was poisoned.
17:37Well, she did have her traits, did Elaine.
17:58Very Hollywood.
17:59She would not eat before she finished filming.
18:02One of her good luck habits.
18:05But I did see a cup of tea on the table.
18:09Yes, she saw a cup, but no tea in it.
18:12Just water.
18:13She wouldn't touch anything else.
18:15Just pure spring water from a bottle.
18:22Oh, can we take a break and get a coffee?
18:25That is a good idea, but everyone must stay in the house.
18:29We will need formal statements from the overview.
18:35I know, I need to tell you something.
18:45Go on.
18:47David gave Elaine a bottle of water in the car as we arrived.
18:53And?
18:54She couldn't find hers.
18:57Swore she left with it this morning.
19:00She was always misplacing stuff.
19:02I am not accusing him of anything.
19:04I am just saying it is pretty convenient given the current circumstances.
19:07No?
19:08I suffered with terrible migraines for years after we lost the twins.
19:14It's where I got my love of sunglasses from.
19:15I decided that my trauma would be glamorous if nothing else.
19:21Gave me a way to own it.
19:22Darling, lights off.
19:23You know the rules.
19:24Oh, yes.
19:25Sorry, Gloria.
19:26I am.
19:27I am.
19:28I am.
19:29I am.
19:30I am.
19:31I am.
19:32I am.
19:33I am.
19:34I am.
19:35伤
19:38I am.
19:40I am.
19:41To own it.
19:42Darling, lights off.
19:43You know the rules.
19:44Oh, yes.
19:45Sorry, Gloria.
19:46I have brought you a drink.
19:48Is there anything else we can do?
19:50A need-key prescription pills.
19:52The brilliant, the work almost instantly.
19:53Where are they?
19:54Back at the garage.
19:55There is no care.
19:56If I have found me some part.
19:57Why?
19:58I am.
19:59Well, I am.
20:00Instantly, where are they?
20:02Back at the garage in the bathroom cabinet
20:06Nobody's allowed to leave the house
20:08We can't let us suffer like this. What can we do?
20:12Let's slip out the back. No need to make a fuss. We'll be back before anyone misses us. Good idea
20:19We'll be back before you know it
20:24Come on darling
20:30I mean, I'm not keen on any of them apart from David. That Nick with his little sun umbrella. What's that about?
20:35Who do you think he is? Jane Austen. And that Paul. He clearly fancies you.
20:39I've lost four stone. Oh, well done mate. You must have been massive.
20:43Excuse me, David. Please come with me for some questions. This way.
20:48I've not seen my toes since an hour, did you see?
21:00What on earth is going on?
21:09What on earth is going on?
21:25We have a witness who swears that David gave Elaine her drinking water this morning.
21:29Yes, I did. So what? I do most mornings. She's always forgetting things.
21:34But that was the only thing she consumed all day.
21:38Jean also told me it was between you and her to present a new spin-off show.
21:42What are you trying to insinuate?
21:44Well, it's quite the motive, isn't it?
21:47I don't think I have ever been more insulted.
21:51I am a dealer, first and foremost. I have been for 30 years.
21:56Yes, Telly is great, but it's not my whole life.
21:59How dare you suggest I would try to kill someone just to get my 15 minutes of fame?
22:06I think with Elaine now gone, maybe the fame would last a little longer.
22:10Carol, David is one of my closest friends.
22:14I do realize that, Jean, but the facts are-
22:17If you share one man's opinion, which is yet to be proved to be a fact,
22:21David isn't capable of harming anyone.
22:23I have to ask the questions, Jean.
22:25Okay.
22:27So I'm going to look at the footage that's been filmed so far,
22:30because we must be missing something.
22:35Jean,
22:37I didn't mean to upset anyone. It is the truth, and it had to be said.
22:41I'm upset because one of my closest friends is upset.
22:44So I am going to prove his innocence.
22:47Very good.
22:48And then you can apologize.
22:56Okay.
22:57Ready, Nick?
22:59Here you go.
23:00Thanks, love.
23:01Action!
23:02This is the last time we saw Elaine alive.
23:04And for the final piece of treasure of the day, let's head over to Elaine.
23:07At least someone had a go on the Elden's chocolates.
23:09Who do we have now?
23:10What?
23:11I'm Gloria.
23:12Yeah, remind her.
23:13I'm Gloria.
23:14I'm Gloria.
23:15Keep going.
23:16There, there, there, look.
23:17I'd recognize a crystal caramel anywhere.
23:22Look.
23:23She ate one.
23:24Jeremy must have passed him on from that weird bloke.
23:27I need to call him.
23:34Oh, come on, Jeremy, pick up.
23:41We need to talk to Carol.
23:44Yeah, yeah.
23:45Yeah.
23:46If you have anything to share, it would be easier for you to do it now.
23:51No comment.
23:52Jean, tell your copper friend here that I have never been so badly treated in all my life,
23:58and I will not be saying another word without a lawyer present.
24:01Just bear with me, love.
24:03Caron, we need a word.
24:10Elaine's number one fan bought her a box of chocolates.
24:13Yeldon's from England.
24:15You can't get him in France.
24:16And?
24:17It must have been the last thing that she ever ate.
24:19He's on the footage.
24:21He was in the audience.
24:23Let's go and talk to him.
24:26Please do not go anywhere.
24:37Yeah, that's him.
24:40Dom, could you find Jeremy?
24:43Well, at least try and get a hold of him.
24:44Yeah, of course.
24:45Don't stop.
24:48Here you go.
24:49I wonder if we could ask you a few questions, Monsieur.
24:53Nigel.
24:54My name's Nigel.
24:55Yeah, of course.
24:57This way, please.
24:58Did you give some chocolates to Elaine?
25:19Absolutely.
25:20I always give her a gift every show.
25:22First time she's ever got them, though.
25:24David and Nick, they can be quite protected.
25:29At the moment, we cannot locate the rest of the chocolates,
25:32but I'm willing to bet that they all contain poison, too.
25:37What happened?
25:38Did she reject you one time too often?
25:41I saw how she looked at you on the way in.
25:44She wasn't very pleased to see you.
25:46That must have been hard to take after all these years.
25:49But you had enough.
25:50I'm the last person who wanted her dead.
25:58Ten years ago, my mother died.
26:01And to my shame, I didn't have enough money to bury her.
26:04But she'd always talked about this expensive painting
26:07that she had in a little council flat.
26:09Nobody really believed her.
26:10But I took that painting to Elaine to sell
26:14and try and get some money towards the cost of the funeral.
26:17Well, she gave me £1,000 for it.
26:19I was over the moon.
26:21And I'd just about managed a very sparse funeral.
26:24So Elaine helped you?
26:26Two weeks later,
26:28I saw the very same painting in the paper.
26:31It sold for £25,000.
26:34It was a rare Mary Cassatt,
26:36a name that's now seared into my brain.
26:39So I charged back to the shop with the article
26:43and she blanked me.
26:44She told me I must be mistaken.
26:46And did I have a receipt for this so-called painting?
26:49And did you?
26:50No, stupidly, I didn't.
26:52I was just so desperate for the money.
26:55But Elaine has built her entire TV career
26:58on the fact that she's honest as the day is long.
27:00Indeed she has.
27:02And that's why I go to as many of her shows as possible.
27:05Why?
27:06To get my money back, of course.
27:08So you didn't want her dead?
27:10Good grief, no.
27:11I just wanted my money back.
27:13But she kept denying me.
27:14So I kept reminding her of what she was.
27:18A woman who let a man bury his mother on a shoestring.
27:22Out of greed.
27:24Uh, sorry guys, what's the matter?
27:26Dom said you need to talk to me urgently.
27:28Jeremy, the rest of the Yeldon's chocolates,
27:31where are they?
27:32We need to recover them all right away.
27:34Why?
27:35We think they are poisoned.
27:36Impossible.
27:38We ate them.
27:40Pardon?
27:41A Yeldon's strawberry supreme is quite simply irresistible.
27:46Jeremy ate the rest.
27:49Guilty as charged.
27:52So, am I free to go?
27:59Uh, not quite.
28:00Please stay until otherwise informed.
28:06Is that everything?
28:07We need to attend to something.
28:09Come along, Jeremy.
28:10So, David is still our strongest suspect.
28:14Still?
28:15Well, it physically can't be anyone else.
28:18We have a witness who saw him give Elaine a water bottle.
28:20It was obviously the water that was poisoned.
28:22So you have proof of that?
28:24We are still waiting for the lab results.
28:26Exactly.
28:27So you can't be sure.
28:28Maybe it would be a good idea if you helped me interview David.
28:33He might be more willing to confess if you are there.
28:36Are you having a laugh?
28:42No.
28:43I'm being very serious.
28:46David is my friend.
28:48And he's a very close friend.
28:50And I'm not sure you know the meaning of the word.
28:53Please, Jean.
28:54This is not personal.
28:55I'm dealing in facts.
28:56And the fact is, David is innocent.
28:59Right.
29:00Come on, you two.
29:01Let's try and stay calm.
29:02I can see both sides here.
29:06Jean.
29:07There's a Citroen 2CV parked outside.
29:08They always remind me of you.
29:09What did you call yours again?
29:10Buster Cup.
29:11Buster Cup.
29:12Buster Cup, that's it.
29:13You crashed into a bush after a munchie run away and you get up to you.
29:16Not sure about it.
29:17There's a Citroen 2CV parked outside.
29:18They always remind me of you.
29:19What did you call yours again?
29:22Buster Cup.
29:23Buster Cup, that's it.
29:25You crashed into a bush after a munchie run away.
29:26You crashed into a bush after a munchie ran away.
29:27You crashed into a munchie run away and you were still in the morning.
29:29parked outside. They always remind me of you. What did you call yours again?
29:35Buttercup. Buttercup, that's it. You crashed into a bush after a munchie run to an all-night
29:42garage. Yes, and I've never been behind the wheel again. Can't be good at everything,
29:46G. Yeah. I have to start thinking about putting out a press release. So soon? A lot of people
29:54in that room. Someone will let the news out before we do. Oh, God, it's so awful.
30:00Paul, can I take a look at the footage again? Of course you can. Come on.
30:06Of course.
30:17Oh, this isn't a painting. It's a lithograph by Robert Hillingford. Probably early 20th
30:25century. Oh, love, I'm glad to see you.
30:29I should have got you to value this after all. Do you mind flogging it for me? I don't
30:35really want to see it again. Of course.
30:38How are you doing? Pills are kicking in, so a little better.
30:43Do you think you're well enough to answer some questions?
30:45Er, just about, yeah. Right. Now, can you remember what Elaine was like when the cameras moved
30:57off her? Er, she started moaning about how the big microphone was nearly blocking her shot.
31:05I hadn't noticed. Anything else?
31:09Er, she said she got bitten by a mosquito on the back of her leg towards the end of the
31:15link. Mosquito?
31:16Yeah. I remember being a bit confused because I hadn't noticed anything. They always get
31:22me. She started scratching it quite vigorously, saying our Waterloo stuff was popular back home,
31:28but not here for obvious reasons. Er, and then she started to slur like she was drunk. I couldn't
31:38understand what she was saying and then, did you take your time, love? She hit the floor. I jumped up and went over and that's when I saw her face.
31:49I just couldn't help it, Jean. I screamed. Of course you did. Come on, you. You go and look after yourself.
31:59Thanks, love. Nice to see you, Paul. And thank you for fixing the van.
32:10So, Gloria didn't hear any mosquitoes. I didn't hear any mosquitoes, did you?
32:15No. I think we're too high up in the mountains for them.
32:18I mean, I've seen that footage a few times now. I'm sure I would have noticed.
32:22Yeah, and I would have stopped filming if I heard any buzzing.
32:28I doubt she's going to get 600 euros for this. I mean, there's so many Waterloo prints writing about.
32:38Waterloo.
32:39Carol, he sounds a bit mad, but I think...
32:53Please do not leave the property!
32:55Stop!
32:56Stop!
33:03I think we need to ask you a few questions, sir.
33:07Well, I never...
33:08Stop!
33:09Stop!
33:19Stop!
33:21Now, should I explain how you killed Elaine, or would you like to confess?
33:44Hmm? Okay. So this is a Bulgarian umbrella, as you well know, Nick. Now it's called a Bulgarian umbrella, because it's how the Bulgarian dissident, Georgi Markov, was murdered in London in 1978.
34:04A tiny metal pellet was released from the tip here, containing a deadly amount of ricin. And, well, that amounted to certain death.
34:14Elaine's body is being tested for ricin as we speak.
34:19This is how I see it. When you'd finished your link, you went off camera, and you accidentally dropped your umbrella and script.
34:31When you went to pick them up, you discreetly stabbed Elaine in the back of her leg. And in the fuss with Judith, nobody noticed you doing it.
34:40In fact, I'm quite frustrated with myself that I was distracted by your very individual diversion tactic.
34:49Pardon?
34:51Extreme rudeness.
34:53So how did you know?
35:05Well, it wasn't until I had the chance to speak to my friend Gloria that it all fell into place.
35:15Elaine complained of a mosquito bite on her leg, but there was no sound of mosquitoes in the footage at all.
35:24And then I saw the Waterloo lithograph, and something triggered in my brain.
35:30Now, Georgi Markov was poisoned on Waterloo Bridge.
35:36And, before he got ill, he complained that an insect had bit him.
35:44I put two and two together and, well, I was right.
35:48You are very well read, Mrs. White.
35:53Mm-hmm.
35:55I mean, how did you even get a hold of one of these? They are so rare.
35:59It was on the very first series of antique antics that I came across an elderly gentleman standing in a queue with an umbrella.
36:10Said he found it in his loft.
36:12And you knew what it was straight away?
36:15Of course I did.
36:17I persuaded him to sell it to me right there and then. Bless him.
36:21He didn't know what it was, but I did.
36:25And I never knew when it would come in so useful.
36:32But I do not understand your motive.
36:36Why kill Elaine?
36:38She was no threat to you. I thought you were friends.
36:41Television can be such a cool business.
36:44I knew that Paul was producing a new series for the network.
36:51Yeah, but that was a spin-off. Your show wasn't a threat.
36:54Ah, you see, that's where you are wrong.
36:57My old friend in commissioning told me that my show was finishing after this series.
37:01And they were not planning on telling me till I shot the last one.
37:06So, okay, why Elaine and not David?
37:11Elaine told me last week that she was chosen and it was all top secret.
37:16I mean, she was impossibly grand after all that.
37:19So, I figured if she was gone, then they could only decommission my show and I could continue as normal.
37:25You've just murdered a woman and all you talk about is a TV show.
37:31So, let's pray.
37:32Let's pray.
37:33Let's pray.
37:34Let's pray.
37:36Hiya, love. Are you going now? I thought you were leaving tomorrow.
37:39Jean.
37:40Love.
37:41Please forget me, but I've booked a flight out.
37:42I'm sorry.
37:43Let's pray.
37:44Let's pray.
37:45Let's pray.
37:46Let's pray.
37:48Let's pray.
37:49Let's pray.
37:50Here.
37:53Guess I ganged.
37:55Let's pray.
37:56Let's pray.
37:59Let's pray.
38:01Let's pray.
38:02Here, love. Are you, are you going now? I thought you were leaving tomorrow.
38:05Jean, love, please forget me, but I've booked a flight home.
38:09I just want me home bad.
38:11It's proper taking it out of me.
38:14Nick was never my favorite, but this you turned out to be a right nasty piece of work
38:19There's nothing to forgive. I absolutely don't blame you. I'm getting too bloody old for all this never you are forever young come here
38:28Right give me a call when you get home. Yeah, I will lots of love kid
38:32Hi, yeah, I didn't I tell you all about it when we get to the pub I don't know about you
38:48But I am desperate for a drink. Oh, same here. Are you ready then Dom? Oh, I can't make it tonight
38:53And Jeremy's asked me to help tidy up the housekeepers called in sick. Oh, that's a shame. Just you and me then
38:59Yeah, suppose so to be honest. I won't be there long. I am absolutely shattered
39:04Right. See you then
39:10Night then oh, I'll call you tomorrow
39:20Elaine Elaine
39:25So what happens to the show now then
39:27I suppose I'll go back to London and try and reschedule
39:31It's gonna take a big rethink. Oh, I bet
39:34Hmm. I hope that means that it's not all over for David now. Oh, no, no, no, wait. He's too popular. Don't worry about him
39:42The show must go on as they say. Oh
39:47Jean
39:49I've got something to tell you
39:57Oh
40:02Don
40:03Don
40:04Don
40:04Don
40:05Don, I didn't think you were coming. Can I get you a drink?
40:07Look, Jean
40:08If you don't want this
40:09What?
40:11I mean
40:12You and me to be exclusive, then just tell me
40:15Hey, I'm a big boy
40:17You're a grown woman. You can see whoever you want to see, but
40:20I just don't work like that. I need to know
40:22But what are you talking about?
40:24What?
40:26Hey, Paul, I mean
40:28There's clearly a spark between you both and
40:31Hey
40:31Well, you knew I wasn't coming tonight, so
40:33Wow
40:36I can't believe you just actually said that
40:40For your information
40:43Paul, who I've known since university, by the way
40:47Has just told me
40:49After years and years of trying
40:51His wife, Julia
40:52He's six months pregnant
40:54Jean
40:56I forgot to show you the 12-week scan
40:58I won't be a minute
41:00Maybe you're not ready for this yet, Don
41:06I know, Georgina, cut you deep, but
41:09I would never do that to you
41:11And I don't want to spend the rest of my life
41:14Thinking
41:15That you think I would
41:18I'll see you next time
41:27By the way
41:37The next time
41:38When your wings reach
41:39Martin
41:39That you think you would
41:41Do this
41:42What the allerdings
41:43I do
41:43That you add
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