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00:00Top job sir.
00:05Vinnie is the best barber in Saint Victoire.
00:08Master of his craft.
00:09I can tell.
00:10Dom's feeling a bit down so I brought him in for a pampa.
00:13I'm sat right here Jeremy.
00:14My folks used to do that.
00:16Sorry?
00:17Speak about each other as if they were invisible.
00:19No, we're just good friends.
00:21It's alright mate, you don't have to explain yourself.
00:24Do you live round here?
00:26Nah, a few villages down the coast.
00:28I'm from Burma's here originally but been here for years.
00:30You?
00:31Yeah, we're both two.
00:32Yeah, we're not together.
00:34No, no, not together.
00:36And Dom, this is my lover Jeremy.
00:38Oh.
00:39I'm Joe Van, this is my boy Freddy.
00:42We're in Saint Victoire to sell some old jewellery.
00:44This is the best place.
00:45Oh, it certainly is.
00:46What are you selling?
00:48This.
00:51Here you go.
00:53Put a pipe of this.
00:55Is that real?
00:57I don't know.
00:58That's what I need to find out.
00:59It is truly beautiful.
01:00It certainly is.
01:01I reckon it's worth a few quid.
01:03Where do you get it?
01:04Now, now.
01:05That'll be telling.
01:06Well, you need to see our friend Jean.
01:08She'll get rid of it for you.
01:09I need a proper deal of mine.
01:10She is.
01:11She's the best.
01:12Dom, give her a call.
01:13Now.
01:14Oh, I have not spoken to her a bit.
01:16She's been busy with stuff.
01:17Alright.
01:18Alright, we'll just give him one of her cards.
01:20I have a card on me.
01:21Well, you've got cards.
01:22You keep them in your wallet.
01:23You've always got loads of them.
01:24Come on.
01:28Oh, there's one.
01:32Cheers, gents.
01:33Much appreciated.
01:34Now, where did I put my keys up?
01:36How did you...
01:39Gets it from me.
01:40Come on.
01:43Oh, Vinnie.
01:44Yes, before I forget.
01:45Has my faucet's pomade arrived?
01:47I'm down to my last little bit.
01:48Tomorrow morning, I'm afraid.
01:50I'll message you when it arrives.
01:51Right, yeah.
01:52Oh, oh, Vinnie.
01:53Can you come here, please?
01:54Is this hot follicle treatment over yet?
01:56It's really beginning to change.
01:58Ah, there, yes.
01:59Good grief, Jeremy.
02:01Are you not ready yet?
02:02We have dinner with the mayor at seven.
02:04Hello, darling.
02:05Hello.
02:06Oh, hello, Dominic.
02:08Look at you, getting all beautified.
02:10Yeah, haven't came in for a trip.
02:12What on earth is taking so long?
02:14I just want to look my best for you, my love.
02:18Any chance of a vodka, Vinnie?
02:33You're staying close to me, my lovely.
02:36Freddie, shall we go for pizza or crepes?
02:39Pizza, Daddy, please.
02:41Pizza it is.
02:42Right, let's see what we can find, eh?
02:45Right, we've got...
02:46I don't know what's a kilometer down the road.
02:48Yes!
02:49What? What?
02:50I haven't got anything!
02:51What?
03:00Papa!
03:01Papa!
03:02Let's go!
03:03Let's go!
03:04Papa!
03:05Happy square that here!
03:06I want...
03:07gesundheit here!
03:08I want you to rest.
03:09Ta!,基本onawide, is in myAME.
03:13The circus is in his blood.
03:15Hisяет-grand-a-can ride a bike!
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh, Douglas!
03:22Hmm, really?!
03:24Dom taught him loads of tricks.
03:25Shake a paw, sit, prance.
03:28Prance.
03:29Dom taught him to trot on his iron legs.
03:31Watch.
03:32Prance, Douglas, prance.
03:37His arthritis must be playing up.
03:41I haven't seen Dom in a while.
03:43Been a bit flaky.
03:44Not like him.
03:46Have you seen him?
03:47No, no, not recently, no.
03:49No.
03:50Oh, I'm sorry.
03:54I've got to take this.
03:55Of course, love.
03:58Hello?
04:01Right.
04:02Yeah, I'll be there ASAP.
04:04Gloria, could you give me a lift to the hospital?
04:07It is quite urgent.
04:08Oh, I can't, love.
04:10I've had too many of these.
04:12Patrick got some peach snaps in.
04:14Now me mouth tastes like every fun pub I knew in the 80s.
04:17Don't see it catching on round here.
04:19Oh.
04:20Oh, hello, stranger.
04:22We were just talking about you.
04:24Oh, were you?
04:25Yeah, I was telling Jean how you've been an international man of mystery recently.
04:29Nowhere to be found.
04:31Don't be daft.
04:32Well, you're here now, and lucky for you, your timing's brilliant.
04:35Jean needs an urgent lift to the hospital.
04:37Oh, are you okay?
04:39Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:41It's just, Caron needs me there.
04:44Oh, right.
04:45Eh?
04:46Proper kismet this, isn't it?
04:48You turning up like this.
04:49Well, if I can help, you know.
04:54Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.
04:56Eh, just being you, kid.
05:05Another peach snaps won't hurt, will it?
05:07So, how have you been?
05:21Fine.
05:22Uh, Claudia, are you okay?
05:26Yeah, yeah, it's just, I've just been for the moment.
05:28Oh, Don, that's wonderful.
05:31You must be thrilled.
05:32Yeah, yeah, I am, yeah.
05:34Really thrilled.
05:34Well, let's go in, then.
05:40Do you want me to come in with you?
05:42Well, you're here now, aren't you?
05:43May as well.
05:43Hiya.
05:57I came as fast as I could.
05:59Thank you, Jean.
06:00Dom?
06:00Yeah.
06:01So, what's happened?
06:02The man in this room has been stabbed with what we believe to be a stiletto knife.
06:07Oh, wow.
06:08A what?
06:09Oh, it's a pencil-thin flick knife, originally created in Italy in the late Middle Ages, and
06:14it was to get through the chainmail armor of marauded knights.
06:18Oh, you said wow.
06:19All his vital organs are still mainly intact, so he has a fighting chance.
06:24Well, that's good.
06:25So, why am I here?
06:27He had your business card on him.
06:29I thought maybe you would recognize him.
06:31Oh.
06:40Um, I've never seen him before in my life.
06:44He apparently has no other relatives apart from his dad, so I'm just waiting for a social
06:48worker to stay with him here overnight.
06:51I think I know where this bloke got your card from.
07:03His name's Joe Van.
07:04I gave him your card in the barbers earlier.
07:06He wanted to sell a bird jewelry thing he had on him, and Jeremy said he should go to
07:10you to help flog it.
07:12A bird jewelry thing?
07:13Yeah.
07:14I mean, you must have found it on him.
07:15It's a proper sparkly thing.
07:16We have found nothing, but we have recently received some information that could be linked.
07:25Oh, yes.
07:26There's been a huge jewel robbery at an exhibition across the Spanish border in Pamplona,
07:31based on the Dorf of Peace.
07:32Interpol have put filers out everywhere.
07:34Oh, and you think this fellow might be part of the gang?
07:38Maybe he took a little souvenir that he shouldn't have, and they want it back.
07:44Dom, do you mind going back to the station with me to identify what you saw?
07:47No, no, not at all.
07:48I only saw it for a few seconds, though.
07:51Jean, your expertise will be useful for the identification also.
07:54Of course.
07:54I will wait here with the boy until social services arrive.
07:58Um, Freddy.
08:00Pardon?
08:00The little lad's name is ready.
08:02Yes, sir.
08:30Oh, right, that's us. Thanks for the schnapps, love.
08:41You sure I can't tempt you with another? There's plenty more where that came from.
08:45I've got to be honest, Patrick. I just can't quite make my mind up about this drink.
08:49What do you mean?
08:50It reminds me of those alco-pops in the 90s.
08:53Oh, I remember them. Bloody dangerous.
08:56Yeah. One minute you're sipping what tastes like lemonade at a festival,
08:59next minute you're waking up on a mate's futon and you miss three days' work.
09:04Well, I'm sticking with it. It'll catch on, believe me.
09:16Oi! Hands off!
09:18Shut your mouth, woman.
09:19Right, that's it, Otto. That's your final warning. Get out and stay out.
09:23She called me a break.
09:24Oh, come on, Otto. Give me a break. We all know your mother's from Birmingham. Out.
09:29And everyone knows you're just an old jailbird.
09:33You will regret this, Patrick Aves.
09:36Big time.
09:39Like the man said, get out.
09:41Get out.
09:41Get your hands off.
09:56And nobody throws up to an empty back of anywhere.
09:59Tom!
10:00At last. Well done, Patrick.
10:02This man, Otto, he's a pest to all women.
10:08Tom, it might be easier if you sit next to me.
10:10Oh, er, right.
10:19Jean, you'll have to stand.
10:25Interpol sent us images of all the items stolen during the Pamplona robbery.
10:29Oh, look at the lapidary on that.
10:31I beg your pardon?
10:32It's the art of gemstone cutting.
10:34It comes from the old French word lapidaire, meaning one skilled in working with precious stones.
10:39Mm-hmm.
10:44Oh, that's it, I think.
10:47Are you sure?
10:48I can't be absolutely sure, because I only saw it for a few seconds, but...
10:51Yeah, that looks like the thing he had on him.
10:53Proper sparkly.
10:54Oh, it's an 18th century classic sonne-esprit dove.
10:59Very, very popular over here.
11:01Value?
11:02No, I'd say between three and a half and four thousand euros.
11:05You're joking.
11:07Had it wrapped in a bit of old cloth.
11:09So, this exhibition, it was all different versions of the sonne-esprit?
11:14Yes, but this is the biggest lead we've had.
11:16I will inform Interpol.
11:18Thank you for your help, Dom.
11:21Oh, I mean, I just pointed it out.
11:24Jean, Jean knew what it was.
11:28I will call you in the morning if there's any progress.
11:31Right.
11:32Right.
11:46Well, I'm glad I'm on the right side of her, I tell you that.
11:54You've always been on the right side of her.
11:56She's your biggest fan.
11:58And a damn good copper.
11:59Yeah, I know, she is.
12:02So, um, how have you been?
12:04Yeah, all right, yeah, great.
12:07Did you end up selling that Waterloo painting for Glow?
12:10Yeah, I did, actually, to a couple from Surrey.
12:13Good job, cos Glover spent the money before the ink was drowned in the receipt.
12:18Yeah, she loves the shop, does that, Glow?
12:19Yeah.
12:21Mm-hm.
12:23Well, anyway, I've had some...
12:25What about Charlie and Simone?
12:27Are they all right?
12:28Yeah, yeah, they're great.
12:29They're on holiday in Cyprus at the moment.
12:33Oh, lovely.
12:34Yeah.
12:35It's amazing how well it's turned out for them after all that trouble they went through.
12:43Well, the old place hasn't changed much, has it?
12:48Well, what exactly did you expect after three weeks?
12:52Oh, three weeks, one day, and approximately seven hours, actually.
12:59Look, Jean, I just wanted to say, I never meant to...
13:05Sorry.
13:09It seems cloudy.
13:11You better answer it.
13:12Yeah, I can.
13:14Yeah, see you, Tom.
13:19See you, Jean.
13:25Hello, darling.
13:26How are you?
13:26Good morning, Vinny.
13:40Good morning, Caron.
13:40I've postponed appointments for half an hour.
13:43How is Jovan?
13:45Still stable.
13:46That's something.
13:48This is my colleague, Jean White.
13:50She's helping me with inquiries.
13:52Bonjour.
13:52Bonjour.
13:52So, a few questions.
13:55Was Jovan a regular customer?
13:58Sort of.
13:59Maybe a few times a year.
14:01He's a bit of a white boy, expat Brit.
14:04Always trying to sell something to my customers.
14:07Is it always jewelry?
14:08No, anything.
14:10I had to put a stop to it once when he opened a bag
14:12with loads of shirts with the electric tags still on them.
14:14Proper old school.
14:15It is understood he had something very different on him this time.
14:20The bird.
14:22You saw it?
14:23Yeah.
14:24He showed it to us.
14:26It was beautiful.
14:28The wings looked like they were real diamonds.
14:30What makes you think they were real diamonds?
14:33The stones were almost transparent.
14:37So you know your precious stones, then, Vinny?
14:39You can't help but pick up the old antique term,
14:43living in Saint-Victoire.
14:45Everyone's an expert, eh?
14:46Yeah, yeah.
14:47Very true.
14:48Unfortunately, we did not find it on him.
14:51We assume that's why he was assaulted in the first place.
14:53Right.
14:54Do you know which village Jovan is from?
14:59I'm not sure.
15:00But I do know he's a single parent to his boy, Freddy.
15:04He's always with him.
15:06To be honest, it used to worry me.
15:07What, Jovan being a single parent?
15:10No, the boy always being with him.
15:12I'd say, shouldn't that boy be in school?
15:14And he would say, he goes to the school of life.
15:17No replacement for a good education.
15:19Exactly.
15:20That will be all for now.
15:22Thank you, Vinny.
15:23Anything I can do to help.
15:25Goodbye.
15:26Bye.
15:30Jovan is obviously on the wrong side of the law.
15:33So, you do think he's involved in the jewel robbery?
15:36Potentially.
15:37Pamplona is not that far away, just across the border.
15:41I will need to question him the moment he wakes up.
15:43If he wakes up?
15:44If he doesn't, then it becomes a very different crime.
15:49It says here there's been a hosepipe ban at home again.
15:53I must be driving them all mad!
15:55Home?
15:56Darling, we've been here for nearly 40 years.
15:59England is hardly home now, is it?
16:01I think I would crash the car if I had to drive on the left again.
16:05It's always home.
16:07There's some corner in a foreign field.
16:11Don't give it a rest, darling.
16:12Who are you trying to kid?
16:13Last time we went home, you moved the flights forward,
16:17so we had to fly back two days early.
16:19And I wanted to pop into Harrods.
16:21I find this rather therapeutic, you know.
16:26What's that, darling?
16:27Origami.
16:30I believe you were barred yesterday by our landlord, Otto Moncrief.
16:36We kindly asked you to go away.
16:37You mean your ex-landlord.
16:39What on earth are you talking about, man?
16:41I have you the papers to revoke his licence.
16:44How dare you?
16:46Patrick has a licence stamped by the mayor herself.
16:50Otto, please leave or I'll call the police.
16:53Call away.
16:55But I just wanted to let you know you are not a landlord here anymore.
16:58I think you'd better leave, Pat.
16:59Your licence has been revoked
17:00because Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd James here
17:03did not declare your prison record when I applied.
17:06So, uh, it looks like you're out of a job.
17:10Such a shame.
17:13Did he declare his record?
17:14I didn't think it would matter.
17:16Who we employ is our decision, isn't it?
17:18No.
17:18Not in this district of France.
17:21Madame.
17:22Monsieur.
17:23Au revoir.
17:24Ciao.
17:28Right.
17:29If that's how he wants to play it,
17:31follow me, everyone.
17:33It's an absolute travesty.
17:38Surely he can't do this.
17:39I was very upfront about my prison record.
17:41He was, honestly.
17:42One at a time, please.
17:45Show me the documents.
17:47I don't shout about my time inside,
17:49but I'm not ashamed of it.
17:50I learn a lot.
17:52Made me the man I am today.
17:54We may not have been that transparent
17:57with this part of Patrick's past.
18:00We didn't cross my mind to mention it.
18:01A man's done his time.
18:06Yes, you've had your license revoked.
18:08And under a local law,
18:09it is pretty watertight.
18:12Hang on a minute.
18:13How on earth has he managed to do this so quickly?
18:16Otto Moncrief is a creep,
18:17but he has friends in high places,
18:19and he has always managed to stay
18:20just on the right side of the law.
18:22How very vindictive of him.
18:25I'm so sorry, Patrick.
18:27I will keep these papers
18:28and see if there's anything I can do,
18:29but it isn't looking good.
18:31Can you keep an eye on him?
18:40Of course.
18:41We will need to question him
18:46when he has been checked.
18:48It is becoming increasingly obvious
18:49that Jovan is a thief.
18:52It certainly looks that way.
18:54The term white boy
18:56is that British way
18:58of saying he was a criminal.
18:59Yeah, but a petty one.
19:02But a criminal nevertheless.
19:04Okay.
19:05When he wakes,
19:06we will caution him
19:07and get to the bottom of this.
19:11What if he ends up in prison?
19:14That poor little boy.
19:16His dad is all he's got in the world.
19:29I got here as quick as I could.
19:40Yeah, I texted her.
19:41How are you doing?
19:42I'm all right.
19:44I had such a lovely time here.
19:48You go in nowhere.
19:50It's a disgrace.
19:51We can't go back
19:52to the bad old days
19:53before Patrick.
19:54We're terrible at this, Patrick.
19:56It's taken age
19:57to find someone like you.
19:58Er, I'm not sure Patrick's
20:00that thrilled
20:00about losing his job either, guys.
20:02Oh, it happens every time
20:03no matter what I do,
20:05no matter how far I travel.
20:07What just...
20:09The past catches up on me.
20:13I really thought
20:14I was meant to be here.
20:15I thought,
20:16oh, this is my second chance.
20:20Clearly it wasn't.
20:21Well, can't you stay on
20:23behind the bar?
20:24Patrick, please.
20:26Same pay.
20:26Just until we sort things out.
20:28Yeah, I'll stay
20:29till you get someone else,
20:30Jeremy, but...
20:31I've been here before
20:33as soon as people find out.
20:38That's it.
20:38I'll be back.
21:00I'm going to go to the house,
21:01I'm waiting for you.
21:01I'll be back.
21:02Help me, please.
21:04This man follows me.
21:06I'll be back to you,
21:07Otto Moncrief.
21:08I know what you're doing.
21:10What?
21:10I don't know what you're doing,
21:17Madame the officer.
21:19You just did a little
21:22breakfast
21:22during my breakfast.
21:26In fact,
21:28you look very embouted
21:30today.
21:32But you should
21:33smile more.
21:35That would be
21:36even more beautiful.
21:36I'll be back to you.
21:39I'll be back to you.
21:41Bye.
21:43See you next time.
21:57Bye.
21:57Bye.
21:57Bye.
21:58Yeah, all right, Gloria.
22:00I'm coming.
22:01Right.
22:01I'm just nipping to
22:04lacquer on.
22:05Gloria's outside.
22:06Something's happened
22:07with Patrick,
22:07and she's in a terrible
22:08tis.
22:09Of course.
22:12Jean, can you
22:13stay for a moment?
22:14It's Pamplona.
22:16Si,
22:17carona l'apparato.
22:20Todo la verdad.
22:23Estás seguro?
22:26Cuando ha pasado?
22:31Muchas gracias por su ayuda.
22:34Adiós.
22:35What has happened?
22:37That was the Pamplona police.
22:39The entire
22:39Saint Esprit Dove
22:40collection has been found.
22:42All of it?
22:42Yes,
22:43every last item.
22:44It was an inside job
22:45and the culprit
22:45has been arrested.
22:48So,
22:48what was Jovan carrying
22:50that he nearly died for?
22:51I have no idea.
22:52Dom identified it.
22:54It doesn't make sense.
22:56He identified something.
22:59Obviously,
22:59it wasn't that.
23:00Let me think.
23:04Oh,
23:05and you speak Spanish?
23:08Si.
23:09Get that quiet.
23:16Honestly, Jean,
23:17brace yourself.
23:18Patrick looks like
23:19a kick puppy.
23:21I'm surprised Dom
23:22didn't text you first.
23:24Well,
23:25he knows what good
23:25makes you and Patrick are,
23:26doesn't he?
23:27He's going to be
23:29devastated.
23:31Since Claudette left,
23:32he's loved having
23:32Patrick around.
23:34I know.
23:36He's going to have
23:36no family there at all.
23:40Oh,
23:40don't worry,
23:41love.
23:42He's got us.
23:43We're practically
23:43family,
23:44aren't we?
23:44He's Saint-Vitois family.
23:46Yeah,
23:46of course we are.
23:48It's just not fair.
23:49Patrick's done his time.
23:50He should be allowed
23:51to move on.
23:52What did he do time for?
23:55Embezzlement.
23:56Oh.
23:56He told me when we
23:57were having a Floyd night.
23:59Oh.
24:00Is Patrick teaching you
24:01to cook?
24:01What?
24:03Keith Floyd,
24:04the chef?
24:04No,
24:04Pink Floyd,
24:05the band.
24:06Oh.
24:07I shouldn't really say this,
24:08but Dark Side of the Moon
24:09certainly brought out
24:11the darker side
24:11of Patrick's memories.
24:12Oh,
24:13I see.
24:13Mm.
24:15But that shouldn't affect
24:16what he's doing now.
24:17He's completely
24:18turned the pub around.
24:19It's never been as busy.
24:20Mm.
24:20You are right.
24:23And when you know better,
24:24you do better.
24:25And that is exactly
24:26what Patrick's done.
24:28Apart from the music box.
24:31What?
24:32Oh,
24:33maybe I shouldn't say,
24:34but
24:34you know when
24:36Celine's music box
24:37went missing
24:37a Christmas before last?
24:39Yeah.
24:40Patrick took it.
24:41You're joking.
24:43Mm.
24:44Archie's grandson
24:45made him put it back.
24:47How do you know?
24:48Well,
24:49Archie told Dom
24:50and Dom told me.
24:54Well,
24:55you put it back,
24:56right?
24:57Yeah.
24:57Yeah.
24:58Yeah.
25:00Anyway,
25:00the person I'm worried
25:01about most is Dom.
25:03Come on.
25:03Yeah.
25:06Now,
25:06you listen to me,
25:07young lady.
25:08It was absolutely
25:09not your fault.
25:11That man
25:11made a choice
25:12to behave badly
25:13and I will not have
25:15that sort of
25:15predatory behaviour
25:16on my premises.
25:18The days when a man
25:19could pinch a woman's behind
25:20just because he felt like it
25:21are gone.
25:23Things have changed.
25:25I've made some sandwiches.
25:28Well,
25:29some things have.
25:30I've told Jane everything.
25:32Hey.
25:33Oh, hiya.
25:35Hiya.
25:36Are you all right?
25:37No.
25:37No, I've got it.
25:39Not as good as Patrick is.
25:41What's wrong with Jane?
25:43Oh,
25:43she somehow thinks
25:44she's to blame
25:45for Uncle Patrick
25:45losing his job.
25:46No way.
25:48Otto's to blame
25:48no one else.
25:49Not exactly.
25:53Do you want a hand,
25:54Uncle Patrick?
25:56What?
25:56Oh, no, no, no.
25:57I'm fine.
25:59There must be
25:59something we can do.
26:01Right.
26:02That's it.
26:03No more pots of tea.
26:04I think we could all do
26:05with a stiff drink.
26:06Wait.
26:06No, no, Jane.
26:07You sit there.
26:07I'll get the drinks.
26:09I'll give you a hand, darling.
26:11Well,
26:12things must be bad
26:13if Judith's working
26:13voluntarily.
26:14Yeah, very true.
26:16Don't worry, love.
26:17We're all right here
26:18for both of you.
26:19Aren't we, Jean?
26:20Yeah, yeah, we are.
26:22Thanks.
26:24You love this job, you know.
26:26You're like a changed man.
26:28I know, love.
26:30It's just like
26:30having him around, you know.
26:32Right, everyone.
26:34Now,
26:35for medicinal purposes only,
26:36help yourself.
26:38Oh, man,
26:47griff.
26:49All right,
26:49Chantal,
26:50you can find a solution
26:51for this license.
26:51It's too good to have a way.
26:57Well,
26:57there's still something
26:58that works in Angleterre.
26:59I'm sorry.
27:04Eh bien,
27:04je me demande si...
27:06Papa? Papa?
27:25I'm sorry.
27:27Freddy.
27:29Daddy, I'm sorry.
27:32I took the birdie.
27:34I just wanted to show you how good my fingers were getting.
27:44Call the doctor.
27:49It has been an absolute joy.
27:54Will you stop talking historically, old chap?
27:57Precisely. You are going nowhere.
28:00I'm so sorry, Dom.
28:01Hmm. And he helped me through me empty-nest syndrome when Claudie left.
28:06I know, love.
28:08I'm just going to miss you, that's all.
28:10Oh, come here.
28:19Darling, can you get us all another drink?
28:21Yes.
28:22Oh, no.
28:26No, no, I've got to pop out.
28:28Where on earth are you going?
28:30Well, I need to pick up my Captain Fawcett's hair pomade from Vinnie before he closes.
28:35Really, darling? Does it have to be now?
28:37Darling, I'm down to my last application.
28:39It's early closing.
28:40I promise I'll be straight back.
28:42English hair pomade?
28:44Imported by a Frenchman, that's a first.
28:46Even Vinnie's not French.
28:48He's Polish.
28:49That's why his vodka is so fantastic.
28:52Polish?
28:57The bird.
28:59It was beautiful.
29:00The wings looked like they were real diamonds.
29:03Erm, Jeremy, do you mind if I come along?
29:07Erm, there's a few questions I forgot to ask Vinnie earlier.
29:09Of course.
29:10It's not far.
29:11We'll walk.
29:12Great.
29:12Great.
29:12Great.
29:17Jane, I'm a little bit worried about Dom.
29:25How do you mean?
29:26Well, he and I always have a good love.
29:29But recently it's like his light's gone out.
29:31And then, of course, all this with Patrick.
29:33I mean, he's the best chap I've ever known.
29:37I'm not sure what I can do about it.
29:40Do you think it's Claudia?
29:41I wouldn't know.
29:42You're his best friend in the whole world, Jane.
29:46If you can't reach him, no one care.
29:53Oh, of course.
29:55I thought it was like a trendy 90s name, but...
29:58Boys, it's a...
30:00It's a Polish surname.
30:02It's a gentleman's barber, Jane.
30:05I'm not 13.
30:06Thanks for letting me know, Vinnie.
30:13Ah, Jeremy.
30:14I'm on my base.
30:15Afternoon.
30:22Ah, you're a good man, Vinnie.
30:24Pleasure as always, Jeremy.
30:26How's Jovan doing?
30:28Well, I shouldn't really be telling you this, but there's been a bit of a development.
30:32Really?
30:33Jovan.
30:33That name rings a bell.
30:35You were in here with him yesterday.
30:36He got mugged last night, fighting for his life in hospital.
30:39Oh, yes.
30:40He was trying to sell that diamond bird thing, wasn't he?
30:43Oh, dear.
30:43Yeah, well, we thought that diamond bird thing was the reason he got mugged.
30:47But it turned out his little boy, Freddy, had sneaked it into his pocket all along.
30:51No, really?
30:52So, it must have been a random mugging after all.
30:55Well, we'll find out soon.
30:56He's just regained consciousness.
30:58Well, that's something.
31:00Yeah, well, the diamond bird is not part of any robbery.
31:02It's totally legit.
31:03So, it's back in Jovan's possession and he's totally in the clear.
31:07He's not been discharged yet?
31:11Oh, no.
31:12No, no.
31:13He's in the acute medical ward.
31:14It'll be a few days yet.
31:15Yeah, they're playing it safe.
31:18Understandable.
31:19All's well that ends well, then, eh?
31:20Thanks, Vinny.
31:24Oh.
31:25That face rings a bell.
31:27Is it royalty?
31:29King John III.
31:30Of Poland, obviously.
31:32I'm a bit of a buff on our royals.
31:37Bye.
31:37Bye.
31:41I'll, um, follow you to the pub, Jeremy.
31:43I've just got to make a phone call.
31:44Very good.
31:45Carol, it's me.
31:53Carol, it's me.
32:15I've got to make a phone call.
32:45So, this is what you wanted.
33:13Your very own Holy Grail.
33:16This is how I see it.
33:18You shut up shop and you waited outside the hotel for Jovan.
33:23Pizza, Daddy, please.
33:24Pizza, please.
33:25Let's see what we can find, eh?
33:27We thought that he'd been stabbed by a stiletto knife.
33:30But he'd actually been stabbed by your very own professional hairdressing scissors, hadn't he?
33:36Why would you stab a father in front of his own son?
33:44I think I know, Carol.
33:47You thought you'd found the eagle from the royal casket, didn't you?
33:55The royal casket?
33:57In 1800, the Polish princess, Isabella Katariska, well, she created the royal casket, and it contains 73 precious relics, which represented the history of the Polish royal family.
34:13And the eagle was one of these?
34:15Well, according to legend, she stole this from Frederick II, who was king of Prussia at the time.
34:22And where is the casket now?
34:24Well, in the Second World War, he was hidden from the Nazis in a palace outbuilding, which was bricked up, unfortunately.
34:31And man who worked for the family betrayed them, and, well, the entire collection was plundered.
34:37None of the 73 items have ever been found.
34:43Until now.
34:46I have seen thousands of Polish eagles.
34:51But never one with wings of such pure diamonds.
34:56I had to know for sure.
35:00The casket has been my lifelong passion.
35:03I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it.
35:07My heritage, being plundered by a cheap thief in my own shop.
35:13Are you going to tell us what happened, Vinnie?
35:23I really didn't mean to stab him.
35:28But he was strong and resisted.
35:30Then, when I couldn't find the eagle,
35:35I ran.
35:40Papa!
35:42Papa!
35:47Unfortunately, Vinnie,
35:48this isn't what you think it is.
35:51You are wrong.
35:58Now,
35:59do you see how prominent the diamonds are?
36:04Well, that's because of the method used to mount the stones.
36:08Now, this is called the mystery set.
36:10And it was patented by Van Cleef and Arpels
36:14in 1933.
36:19Oh, don't get me wrong.
36:20This is a very expensive piece of jewellery.
36:22But it's far too young to have been part of the royal casket.
36:25That's the trouble with amateurs, Vinnie.
36:32A little bit of knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
36:36You risked a man's life,
36:38a father's life,
36:41and you got it completely wrong.
36:42You risked a man's life.
37:05You risked a man's life,
37:08you guess what he did was the most serious thing he was but the worst thing he taught me
37:10not against heart being suffered by the rugged,
37:11so he knows what he did.
37:41Thanks, I'm starving.
37:44How's it going?
37:46It was Vinnie who stabbed Jovan.
37:48Vinnie? No way.
37:50What, because of that bird diamond thing?
37:52Yeah.
37:53How's Jovan?
37:54Well, he's regained consciousness and he's going to be fine.
37:57Oh, well, that's good.
37:59Why did he do it?
38:01Well, he jumped to the wrong conclusion and thought it was something it wasn't.
38:09Jean, I...
38:11Dom, you don't have to say...
38:11No, no, I think I do.
38:16Georgina.
38:18You know, the way she was.
38:19It scarred me.
38:21You know, I didn't think I could trust anyone ever again and...
38:25And you came along.
38:28It's just a...
38:30Momentary lapse into bad habits, that's all.
38:33I'm sorry for being daft.
38:34I didn't... I didn't...
38:34Look, Dom, I could have been more understanding.
38:37I didn't...
38:38No, no.
38:39It's all me.
38:39I...
38:40No.
38:41Bonsoir.
38:42Bonsoir.
38:43Bonsoir.
38:43Bonsoir.
38:44Hey.
38:45Get out, you're still barred.
38:48I said get out.
38:50I was invited, jailbird.
38:51I was invited, jailbird.
38:52Oh.
38:53Carol, I...
38:54Wow.
38:55And here are the authorities.
38:59But you don't like them very much, do you, Patrick Hayes?
39:02It's all yours.
39:05Bonsoir, Otto.
39:06Thank you for coming.
39:07My pleasure.
39:09I thought you might like seeing the reinstating of La Couronne's landlord.
39:15Here's your license, Mr. Patrick Bradley.
39:18Bradley?
39:19Well, that's my birth name.
39:20How did you know?
39:21A simple search for your birth certificate.
39:23I needed it to access your records in England.
39:26You were named Patrick Bradley at birth.
39:28And then your name was changed to Hayes when you were adopted at two years of age.
39:32And this still exists?
39:33It certainly does.
39:34I didn't know you were adopted.
39:36Well, neither did I for a long time.
39:37And then...
39:38When I was about...
39:3916, I asked my mum why it was that the rest of my family...
39:44were so tall and I'm not.
39:46And, uh...
39:47I got my answer.
39:48But...
39:49How is this gonna help?
39:51Well, it gave me an idea on how to get round this stupid local law.
39:56What?
39:57I figured Patrick Bradley never went to prison, did he?
40:00No.
40:01He has no prison record.
40:03Hey, you...
40:04You can't do this.
40:05Oh, I already have.
40:07And it's a perfectly legal loophole.
40:09So don't go running to your shady friends on the council.
40:12Yeah, you are barred.
40:13You're barred!
40:17Yeah, grab her, grab her.
40:23Who's in the corner?
40:29Don't.
40:30No, no.
40:31Don't say a word.
40:32Okay, I'm sorry, but...
40:34Erm...
40:35I messed up, Jean.
40:38These past few weeks have been, hands down, the most miserable few weeks of my entire life.
40:44And I just...
40:44I just...
40:44I just want another chance.
40:46Look, I know you'd never let me down.
40:48You'd never let anybody down.
40:49And I feel like an idiot for even questioning that.
40:52I'm sorry, too, Dom.
40:55I was just so upset that you would even think that, but...
40:59I've been really miserable, too.
41:02Come here.
41:02No.
41:05Well, thank the Lord for that.
41:07I don't think I could have starved your sad little faces a minute longer.
41:12I mean, you all knew.
41:13Saint-Vitoire's worst-kept secret.
41:15Everyone knows.
41:17Ah.
41:18All right.
41:20I bet you didn't know about this.
41:22Jean White.
41:26Will you marry me?
41:33Yes.
41:34Yes.
41:35I will marry you.
41:43Oh, champagne, everyone.
41:46Don't you mean Prosecco, Belle?
41:48This is a special occasion.
41:50Let's crack open the good stuff.
41:52Oh, very good.
41:53Lord, I'm telling you all for my friends.
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