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Porky’s Baseball Broadcast delivers a playful, over-the-top take on a classic sports moment, blending comedy with the charm of an old-school broadcast vibe. Between awkward commentary, chaotic energy, and tongue-in-cheek humor, the game becomes less about the score and more about the laughs. Lighthearted, nostalgic, and unapologetically silly—this piece is perfect for viewers who enjoy retro sports vibes mixed with classic comedy.
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00:30Good afternoon, ladies and kids. Good afternoon, folks.
00:56This is Porky Pig bringing you a play-by-play description of this deciding game of the World Series being played at the Yankem Stadium.
01:04There's a capacity crowd here today, and tickets are selling like hotcakes.
01:20It's a complete sellout. The scalpers are having a big day.
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02:20Across the field, I see the opposing pitcher, Larry O'Larry from Walla Walla, who pitches all their double-headers.
02:27You pitch the high ones.
02:29All right, sport, you pitch the low ones.
02:33Okay!
02:34Looks like the game is ready to start.
02:37Here comes the umpire out on the field.
02:43His honor, the mayor, will throw out the first ball.
02:45Here's the first batter.
02:51He receives his bat from the bat boy, steps into the batter's box, and the game is on!
03:15Come on, old boy, old boy, put it right in there, old kid.
03:23Come on, let's give him a dark one out.
03:24Right down the middle, old boy, old boy, right in the groove, old kid.
03:26Come on, old boy, old boy, he can't see him at all, kid.
03:28That's right, one in there.
03:29There you go, let him go.
03:30Come on, old boy, right in there, old kid.
03:36That's a pigeon in there, old kid.
03:39You got him in a hole now, kid.
03:41That's two on him.
03:42Give him the dark one, he can't see it all, old boy.
03:43Come on, now, strike him out, old kid, let's go.
03:45Come on, let's have it right down the old alley.
03:46He splatters it back.
03:46Come on, let's have it up.
03:47That's the old pepper, kid.
03:55It's a hit.
03:56It's a single hit, a left heel.
03:58Looks like he's stretching it into an extra million base here.
04:00And he crosses the plate with the first run of the beginning game.
04:15That makes the score one to nothing and then no outs.
04:18Well, they've got the pitcher in a hole already.
04:20It's a hit, a hit, a hit, a hit, a hit, a hit.
04:50There's another hit.
04:59Looks like the pitcher is blowing up.
05:07Here's the windup and the pitch.
05:10It's a slow ball.
05:11It's a hit along the power line.
05:18He's around in second.
05:20And here comes the throw-in.
05:21They've got him between second and third.
05:23And he's trapped.
05:25Trapped.
05:28Trapped.
05:31Trapped like a rat.
05:32Trapped.
05:33Oh.
05:35This is horrible.
05:39Oh, it's absolutely horrible.
05:41Come on, let's get back to the end.
05:49You're about to be easy.
05:50Come on, hold it right in there.
05:58Well, here it is, the last half of the night.
06:01What a ball game.
06:03What a ball game.
06:05The Giants are up, and they're three runs behind.
06:08The bases are loaded, and two out.
06:10Listen to that crowd.
06:12It's been nip and tuck all the way.
06:14Here comes the pitch.
06:15It's a strike.
06:17That's two strikes and three balls.
06:19Listen to that crowd.
06:21And here comes that crucial pitch.
06:24There's the windup.
06:25The pitch.
06:26Right over the...
06:26It's a hit!
06:27A long fly into center field.
06:29It's going, going, going, and it's a goner.
06:34And it's all over.
06:36The Giants win.
06:58That's all, folks.
06:59All right.
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