The Night Before Bumpy Christmas is a 2021 animated holiday movie produced by Skydance Animation, designed as a cozy, story-driven Christmas film with emotional depth and family appeal.
The movie centers on Bumpy, a young and energetic monster who struggles with excitement and expectations on Christmas Eve. As plans begin to unravel, Bumpy faces frustration and confusion about the holiday. With guidance from the calm and thoughtful Wise Old Wolf, he begins to understand that Christmas is about compassion, patience, and togetherness rather than perfection.
Set during a snowy winter night, the film uses gentle humor, expressive animation, and warm storytelling to create a comforting holiday atmosphere. The narrative focuses on emotional growth, family bonding, and the joy of sharing meaningful moments.
Movie Details
Title: The Night Before Bumpy Christmas
Year: 2021
Type: Animated Movie
Studio: Skydance Animation
Genre: Animation, Family, Holiday
Characters
Bumpy – A young monster learning emotional balance
Wise Old Wolf – A mentor figure offering guidance
Family & Friends – Supporting roles shaping the holiday night
This animated movie is ideal for viewers looking for a cozy Christmas film, family holiday animation, and emotion-driven winter storytelling.
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The movie centers on Bumpy, a young and energetic monster who struggles with excitement and expectations on Christmas Eve. As plans begin to unravel, Bumpy faces frustration and confusion about the holiday. With guidance from the calm and thoughtful Wise Old Wolf, he begins to understand that Christmas is about compassion, patience, and togetherness rather than perfection.
Set during a snowy winter night, the film uses gentle humor, expressive animation, and warm storytelling to create a comforting holiday atmosphere. The narrative focuses on emotional growth, family bonding, and the joy of sharing meaningful moments.
Movie Details
Title: The Night Before Bumpy Christmas
Year: 2021
Type: Animated Movie
Studio: Skydance Animation
Genre: Animation, Family, Holiday
Characters
Bumpy – A young monster learning emotional balance
Wise Old Wolf – A mentor figure offering guidance
Family & Friends – Supporting roles shaping the holiday night
This animated movie is ideal for viewers looking for a cozy Christmas film, family holiday animation, and emotion-driven winter storytelling.
#TheNightBeforeBumpyChristmas #AnimatedMovie #HolidayMovie #ChristmasAnimation #FamilyFilm #WinterAnimation #CozyMovie #HolidayStory #AnimatedFilm #ChristmasEve #FamilyAnimation #FestiveFilm #HeartwarmingMovie #AnimationLovers #HolidaySeason #WinterStory #FamilyFriendly #AnimatedHoliday
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00I'm a wild green guy living under the bed
00:00:27I gobble up a sock before you turn your head
00:00:29Like a boat to life, make a hard jump
00:00:32My name is Mr. Bumpy, I go bump, bump, oh yeah bump
00:00:34Bump, bump, bumpity bump
00:00:36Everybody bump
00:00:37Bump, bump, bumpity yeah
00:00:38He goes a hundred miles an hour
00:00:39He's green dynamite
00:00:40His name is Mr. Bumpy
00:00:42He goes on in the night
00:00:43It's Bump with Squishy
00:00:44She's my very best pal
00:00:45Bump with mine
00:00:46She's my favorite gal
00:00:47Bump with closet monster in the structure too
00:00:49But those guys don't bother Bumpy
00:00:50He knows what to do
00:00:52Say bump
00:00:52Bump, bump, bumpity bump
00:00:53Everybody bump
00:00:54Bump, bump, bumpity yeah
00:00:56He goes a hundred miles an hour
00:00:57He's green dynamite
00:00:58His name is Mr. Bumpy
00:00:59He goes bump in the night
00:01:00You can bump with a dog
00:01:02Bump with a bug
00:01:03Bump on the ceiling
00:01:04Or bump on the rug
00:01:05And you can bump too
00:01:06From the east to the west
00:01:07Just bump with the monster
00:01:08You love best
00:01:09Say bump
00:01:10Bump, bump, bumpity yeah
00:01:11Everybody bump
00:01:13Bump, bump, bumpity yeah
00:01:14He goes a hundred miles an hour
00:01:15He's green dynamite
00:01:16His name is Mr. Bumpy
00:01:17He goes on in the night
00:01:18My name is Mr. Bumpy
00:01:19I go bump in the night
00:01:20Step 3
00:01:235
00:01:28Amazing
00:01:29The
00:01:29Let's go
00:01:29The
00:03:01Preparing a big Mr. Bumpy welcome for Santa in the bag of presents, Natch.
00:03:07The second the big guy in red comes down that ship, his bag is mine.
00:03:12I'm sure.
00:03:14Anyway, Squishy's been looking everywhere for you.
00:03:16He just went downstairs.
00:03:17Downstairs?
00:03:19Downstairs?
00:03:19Of course.
00:03:19Oh, Mr. Bumpy, where are you?
00:03:44Hello.
00:03:45It is time to rehearse your big number.
00:03:47Are you hiding my bosomist of bodies?
00:03:51You wouldn't be in the chimney, would you?
00:03:54Hello?
00:03:55Hello?
00:03:56Hello?
00:03:57Hello?
00:03:58Hello?
00:03:59Hello?
00:04:00Hello?
00:04:01Hello?
00:04:02Hello?
00:04:03Hello?
00:04:04Hello?
00:04:05Hello?
00:04:06Hello?
00:04:07Hello?
00:04:08Hello?
00:04:09Hello?
00:04:10Hello?
00:04:11Hello?
00:04:12Hello?
00:04:13Hello?
00:04:14Hello?
00:04:15Hello?
00:04:17Hello?
00:04:18Hello?
00:04:19Hello?
00:04:21Oh, hello?
00:04:22Who's the name of the king?
00:04:23ACH!
00:04:24ACH!
00:04:25Closet monster!
00:04:26Could you look at this.
00:04:27Help!
00:04:28Help!
00:04:29Help!
00:04:29Santa's not due for hours and all my traps have sprung.
00:04:32It's enough to give a monster the Christmas blues.
00:04:36Goodness, where's Squishy?
00:04:38Where's Squishy?
00:04:39Help! Help!
00:04:42I'm being eaten by a big, raging clothes pile!
00:04:50Squish! You wrecked my Santa traps!
00:04:53Ruined my plans to snag the bag!
00:04:56How could you do it?
00:04:57I'm sorry, Mr. Bumpy. No disrespect intended.
00:05:01By the way, could you save me?
00:05:03Please!
00:05:04Hey, Closet Monster!
00:05:06Special delivery for you!
00:05:07Christmas present.
00:05:22Weird.
00:05:23That present should have been crammed full of nitroglycerine.
00:05:27You mean like this one?
00:05:34Yep. That's the one.
00:05:37Thank you for saving me, Mr. Bumpy.
00:05:39You're a real friend.
00:05:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
00:05:42Now I just gotta figure out another way to get Saint Nick's bag!
00:05:46Are you hurt, Squishington?
00:05:48Um, okay.
00:05:49Nose still here.
00:05:51Mouth.
00:05:51Fronds.
00:05:52Arms.
00:05:53Hands.
00:05:54Fingers.
00:05:54Feet to a hand.
00:05:55Any thumb.
00:05:56Tummy.
00:05:57Feet.
00:05:58Feet.
00:05:59I ain't got no feet, Mr. Bumpy!
00:06:04But, Squish.
00:06:05You never did have any feet.
00:06:07Let alone ones as pretty as mine.
00:06:12Oh, go ahead.
00:06:13Rub it in, why don't you?
00:06:15Just because I'll never be able to do the things bipeds do.
00:06:19Piddle a bicycle.
00:06:22Forget it!
00:06:23Play football without feet?
00:06:25I'd be humiliated.
00:06:27Even if I broke the world record for the mile, they'd put an asterisk next to it saying,
00:06:32done by a footless blob of ooze.
00:06:35And, most importantly, something I've never told anyone, I'll never tap dance!
00:06:48Tap dance?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50It's always been my dream to close the holiday pageant with a rip-roaring tap-dancing extravaganza.
00:06:57But, this will never be, for I am without a foot to tap.
00:07:03There, there, Squish-o-my-eye.
00:07:08Besides, the pageant wouldn't be the same without your great directing.
00:07:12And you are a great dancer, too.
00:07:14Honest.
00:07:15Oh, sure.
00:07:16Waltzing?
00:07:18Tango?
00:07:19Galambada?
00:07:21But tap-dancing?
00:07:27Nothing.
00:07:28Where my dream is concerned, I haven't got a snowball's chance in Pacoima!
00:07:33Aw, Squishy.
00:07:35Maybe Santa will bring you something to help.
00:07:37Really?
00:07:38You think he has a spare pair of feet in his bag for me?
00:07:41Have no fear, Squish!
00:07:43That bag is mine!
00:07:44And what's mine is yours!
00:07:47After markup.
00:07:48Bumpy, you tried to get the bag last year, and the year before that.
00:07:52You try every year.
00:07:54And why not?
00:07:55Would've had it last year, if my rotary beard hair puller hadn't broke.
00:08:01And the year before, I hadn't been decored by that fooby Santa on the grassy knoll.
00:08:06But this is the year I'm gonna get it!
00:08:10Gotta have them!
00:08:11Gotta have them all!
00:08:13Christmas is about more than just presents, Bumpy.
00:08:17And just presents, Bumpy.
00:08:18What?
00:08:19Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
00:08:21But that's the best part!
00:08:23Besides, I've got Christmas needs!
00:08:29To be honest, I just want a pair of feet.
00:08:32I'd settle for world comfort and hugs from everyone.
00:08:35I'd like to see the rules followed by someone at least once.
00:08:40I'd like more accessories.
00:08:42Ooh!
00:08:43Me too!
00:08:44Me three!
00:08:45No way!
00:08:46I'm getting it all!
00:08:48It's the night before Christmas, and my philosophy
00:08:59Says all the presents should belong to me
00:09:03Of the night before Christmas, what I would like's a pair
00:09:08One pair of feet
00:09:09That's too bad, cause there's not enough to share
00:09:14My request for this Christmas is based on comforting
00:09:18Great big hugs
00:09:20One pair of feet
00:09:22Well, too bad, cause I'm getting everything
00:09:26What I'd like on this Christmas are rules that you obey
00:09:31Do what I say
00:09:33Great big hugs
00:09:34One pair of feet
00:09:36Hey, I get everything that's on the sleigh
00:09:40I don't think that you people have heard the words I sing
00:09:45Dibs on the bag
00:09:49Do what I say
00:09:52Great big hugs
00:09:53One pair of feet
00:09:55Hey, I'm Mr. Pumpy
00:09:57I want everything
00:10:03Maybe kiss me
00:10:05I won't settle for anything less than the bag
00:10:07The whole bag
00:10:07The whole bag
00:10:08And nothing but the whole bag
00:10:09So help me, I'm greedy
00:10:10Seeing as this is bag season
00:10:13I'm off to the North Pole to bag me a big one
00:10:16Come on, Squish
00:10:17You're coming, too
00:10:18I am?
00:10:19Course you are
00:10:20Santa's probably got fiendish traps guarding that bag
00:10:23Vicious man-eating snowmen
00:10:25The works
00:10:26Someone's gotta take care of that stuff whilst I snatch
00:10:29Vicious man-eating snowmen
00:10:32Do they eat ooze, too?
00:10:35Only a little
00:10:37Look, I'll even toss in a pair of feet for you
00:10:40You'll be tap dancing soon as we get back
00:10:43If you're still in one piece
00:10:44Oh
00:10:44To fulfill my dream of tap dancing
00:10:48A final big number
00:10:50I'm coming
00:10:54Then we're set, partner
00:10:56Just remember, everything else in the bag is mine
00:10:59Bobby, wait
00:11:00If Squishy leaves, who's gonna direct the pageant rehearsals?
00:11:05Congratulations, Maul, you passed the audition
00:11:07The job's all yours, see ya
00:11:08Me?
00:11:08No
00:11:09I'm a comforter, not a pageant director
00:11:12Oh, it's really very easy
00:11:14Yeah, nothing to it
00:11:15All you gotta do is take charge and put on a shower
00:11:17Or die trying
00:11:18But, but, taking charge?
00:11:20That goes against my comforting vows
00:11:22Well, actually, Mr. Bumpy's not quite right
00:11:25Right
00:11:26ROUHH
00:11:27AHHHHH
00:11:28BuYING
00:11:29Project Monster
00:11:33Bungent Monster
00:11:34Bungent Monster
00:11:38Funny
00:11:39I could swear he was pointing at you, Bumpy
00:11:41That's not funny
00:11:42What did I ever do to him?
00:11:44You know, besides constantly giving him a hard time at every opportunity
00:11:47Well, I'm not waiting to find out.
00:11:52Come on, Squish, the back door beckons.
00:11:54We got a bag of presents to build for...
00:11:56I still have bye-bye, everyone.
00:11:58But, but, but, Mr. Boppy,
00:12:00you're supposed to sing the big closing number tonight.
00:12:02Plenty of time.
00:12:04How long can it take to walk to the North Pole?
00:12:06But, but I...
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:11Excuse me, Mr. Closet Monster.
00:12:13Say, nice tie.
00:12:17Is it over?
00:12:23Is it safe?
00:12:24Oh, is that no-good rotten closet monster still around?
00:12:27It's okay, girls. He's gone now.
00:12:29Kersoa's our pageant director.
00:12:31Whatever are we going to do?
00:12:33Who's gonna direct the rehearsals?
00:12:35Does this mean I don't get to sing my solo?
00:12:38Um, um, I'm supposed to be your new pageant director.
00:12:47Um, and we have a show to put on,
00:12:53so let's just all take our places.
00:12:55What do you say?
00:12:57Now what are we gonna do?
00:12:58I look so super in my Godla May costume.
00:13:02Maybe I can call my agent
00:13:03and get another booking.
00:13:05Does this mean I don't get my own dressing room?
00:13:08Excuse me?
00:13:09Excuse me?
00:13:11Oh, my.
00:13:13I'll never get the Christmas pageant to work this way.
00:13:17Look out, Santa North Pole, here we come!
00:13:20That bag is mine!
00:13:22Um, I thought North was up.
00:13:24Well, the map says it's this way, Squish.
00:13:27And that is the way we're going.
00:13:29Well, I don't know, Mr. Bumpy.
00:13:30I'm pretty sure North is up.
00:13:32Hey, hey, hey.
00:13:33My unerring sense of greed tells me
00:13:36that we're heading to the North Pole.
00:13:38What more do you want?
00:13:39Uh, compass might come in handy right about now.
00:13:42Compass? Bumpus.
00:13:43Look, if I'm wrong about this,
00:13:45I'll eat the map.
00:13:48Well, it's not bad.
00:13:50A little spicy in Thailand.
00:13:52I hope you're satisfied.
00:13:55Oh, you missed the peninsula.
00:13:58Lucky thing we found this deep, dark, scary jungle
00:14:01to spend the night in.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04Um, Mr. Bumpy,
00:14:06you don't suppose there's anything, uh,
00:14:09out there?
00:14:13Nah.
00:14:17You got it, Mr. Bumpy!
00:14:19It's an earthworm!
00:14:20Ah!
00:14:22You're the big one, Squish!
00:14:28Señores,
00:14:28I am General Joaquin Gusanito Sin Manos,
00:14:32ruler of this jungle empire.
00:14:35I have the privilege to inform you
00:14:36that you are my prisoners!
00:14:39I don't like the sound of that, Mr. Bumpy.
00:14:41Let's hot-foot it out of here, Squish.
00:14:43Now!
00:14:43But I can't!
00:14:45Why not?
00:14:47No feet.
00:14:48Um, say, could I hot-ooze it out of here instead?
00:14:51Just SCRAM!
00:14:53SCRAM!
00:15:01It is useless to resist!
00:15:03I am everywhere, amigos!
00:15:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:15:08Come on, Squish!
00:15:09Ooze, don't fail me now!
00:15:18There is more escape!
00:15:20You are surrounded!
00:15:22Ha-ha!
00:15:23Ah!
00:15:23Okay, okay, okay, okay!
00:15:28You got us!
00:15:29What are you gonna do with us?
00:15:31Smear us with mustard and tie us to an anthill?
00:15:35No.
00:15:36Steal our spines and use our tonsils as ping-pong balls?
00:15:41No.
00:15:41Scramble our brains!
00:15:45No!
00:15:46Well, uh, personally, I got no problem with that.
00:15:49No, no, no!
00:15:50You will join my invincible army, and together we will conquer everything!
00:15:57What do you say, amigos?
00:15:59Where do we start?
00:16:00Now!
00:16:01Over there!
00:16:03Where?
00:16:04There!
00:16:05Might help if you're pointed.
00:16:07I am pointing there!
00:16:09If we're clever, we can take our enemy by surprise!
00:16:14Yeah!
00:16:16Let me get this straight.
00:16:17You want us to pull a sneak attack on the bush?
00:16:21Si!
00:16:22It's a killer!
00:16:24Look at the leaves!
00:16:26I got the most terrible rash from them last year!
00:16:29And now it's panic time!
00:16:31Look, General, uh, good, I call you, Jen.
00:16:35We'd really like to help out on this dangerous mission of yours, but, uh,
00:16:38uh, we got business at the North Pole.
00:16:41Yeah, yeah, right.
00:16:42Uh, we're gonna see Santa about a bag of presents.
00:16:45Santa?
00:16:46You mean, Señor Claus?
00:16:48El hombre en rojo.
00:16:50If that's the man in red, yeah!
00:16:52Why, you know him?
00:16:53All I know is that I try to write him.
00:16:55Every year I try.
00:16:57Asking for my heart's desire, and every year I am foiled by my cursed lack of hands!
00:17:02I can neither hold a pencil nor type on a keyboard.
00:17:05I can't even tap on a simple morris code.
00:17:07S.O.S.
00:17:08S.O.S.
00:17:09Well, I could tap, but then I would have to use my head,
00:17:12and then I might injure my little worm brain by repeating conking out of the cabeza,
00:17:15and then...
00:17:16Okay, we get the picture!
00:17:17What you need are hands!
00:17:19Atomic-powered bionic ones, if I'm not mistaken?
00:17:22Si!
00:17:23Such hands would be most useful in my conquests,
00:17:26to say nothing of my attempts to play catcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers.
00:17:29Ay, Tommy Lasorda is my hero.
00:17:31And then there is that rash.
00:17:33As it is now, I cannot even put on my conquering heart!
00:17:37Yeah, sure is pitiful.
00:17:39Look, uh, I don't suppose you've seen the North Pole around here anywhere lately.
00:17:43Hey, North Pole? It is a long way away, amigo.
00:17:47I was afraid he was gonna say that.
00:17:49Hey, you're comfortable with digging. Maybe you could tunnel us there!
00:17:53Tunnel? To the North Pole? All the way to Senor Claus?
00:17:59I would like that very much!
00:18:01Ha ha ha! Nothing would give me more pleasure!
00:18:04But Joaquin Gusanito Simanos digs for no man.
00:18:08But we're not men. We're monsters.
00:18:11In that case, I could give you a good discount.
00:18:13How about if I give you a pair of atomic-powered bionic hands straight from Santa's bag?
00:18:20Payable when we get to the North Pole?
00:18:22Does that include a warranty?
00:18:24No extra cost!
00:18:25And that is a bumpy vow.
00:18:27Shake on it!
00:18:29Oh, oh, oh.
00:18:31Sorry.
00:18:32It is agreed, then.
00:18:34Vamanos!
00:18:35Last wormhole to the North Pole.
00:18:37Leaving now!
00:18:38Hear that, Squish? We're really on our way this time!
00:18:43And you've got a good deal, too, Mr. Bumpy.
00:18:46A pair of hands for a tunnel!
00:18:48I mean, the going rate is usually an arm of leg.
00:18:51Look at that wriggler chew!
00:19:03Woo!
00:19:04Man, it ain't pretty to look at, but my boy's got away with dirt!
00:19:07What you said?
00:19:09He reminds me of you, Mr. Bumpy.
00:19:11Without the hands, of course.
00:19:13Every mouthful brings us closer to my bag!
00:19:17I can almost hear those presents now.
00:19:19Mr. Bumpy!
00:19:20Mr. Bumpy!
00:19:22And the first thing I'm gonna open is a present marked...
00:19:24Peanut butter!
00:19:26Cut!
00:19:30Peanut butter's great with jelly!
00:19:32Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:19:35Under arms are good at smelly!
00:19:37Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:19:39Santa, please bring me a present!
00:19:41Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:19:43Chocolate toothpaste would taste pleasant!
00:19:45Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:19:48Ooh, yeah!
00:19:49Ha-ha!
00:19:50And nutritious!
00:19:51I'd enjoy some yummy peaches!
00:19:53Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:19:55Or a lunchbox full of leeches!
00:19:57Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:19:59Come on, Santa, you've got noodles!
00:20:01Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:20:04I'd sure like some rotten noodles!
00:20:06Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:20:09Ha-ha-ha!
00:20:09You love rotten noodles, don't you, Mr. Bumpy?
00:20:12Well, only when I'm alone or with somebody!
00:20:14Yeah, that's what holidays are made of!
00:20:17So true!
00:20:23You know what I wish more than anything, Mr. Bumpy?
00:20:35What?
00:20:36Ooh, I would love to own a pony!
00:20:39Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:20:41Or a mountain of baloney!
00:20:43Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:20:45Come on, Santa, be your honey!
00:20:47Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:20:49Or I'll ask the Easter Bunny!
00:20:51Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:20:53Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:20:57I would just be satisfied with those atomic-powered hands!
00:21:02And I can't wait to get my greedy little hands on that bag, Squish!
00:21:06Are we there yet?
00:21:07Not yet, Mr. Bumpy.
00:21:09You're still going to keep your promise to the General, aren't you?
00:21:13I mean, you wouldn't go back on your word.
00:21:15Not at all!
00:21:16Except a little.
00:21:17Besides, I had my toes crossed.
00:21:21Breaking a promise is serious stuff, Mr. Bumpy.
00:21:24What if Santa decides you've been a bad monster?
00:21:27You won't get any presents!
00:21:29And I could be an accessory!
00:21:31Get a hold of your ooze, Squish!
00:21:33When I get the bag, I'll have all the presents!
00:21:36All the presents?
00:21:38Including my feet?
00:21:39Well, technically they'll be my feet,
00:21:43but you don't think I'd stiff a pal, do you?
00:21:46Oh, not you, Mr. Bumpy!
00:21:49You're way too cool!
00:21:53Hey, amigos!
00:21:54Anyone got a light?
00:21:55It's real hard to read street signs on the ground!
00:21:57Lost my makeup.
00:22:06Be brutal.
00:22:08This is so boring.
00:22:10Ah, this is boring!
00:22:12Hmm, say that again.
00:22:14This is boring.
00:22:14Um, pardon me, everyone, but we have a show to put on.
00:22:18We have a show to put on.
00:22:21Ah, I just don't take direction very well.
00:22:24Get lost, sister!
00:22:25Who died and made you Mr. Show Tune?
00:22:27Yeah!
00:22:28Get over it!
00:22:29But, you see, um,
00:22:31I'm the substitute pageant director.
00:22:34Ha ha ha!
00:22:36Ha ha ha!
00:22:37Ha ha ha!
00:22:37Ha ha ha!
00:22:38Ha ha ha!
00:22:39If you're the pageant director,
00:22:40I'm Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
00:22:42Well, I am.
00:22:44Ha ha ha!
00:22:45Ha ha ha!
00:22:45Ha ha ha!
00:22:46Ha ha ha!
00:22:47Ha ha ha!
00:22:47Ha ha ha!
00:22:47Ha ha ha!
00:22:48Ha ha ha!
00:22:48Ha ha ha!
00:22:48This show has to go on.
00:22:50Maybe Mr. Bumpy was right.
00:22:52Maybe it's time to take charge.
00:22:55Uh, okay, everyone.
00:22:56Uh, take your places.
00:22:58Pretty, please?
00:23:02On your feet and dancing
00:23:09before I take a hairy wombat to you!
00:23:13Got away.
00:23:14Yes, ma'am.
00:23:15You're the boss.
00:23:17This pageant is pitiful.
00:23:19I haven't seen one ounce of practicing around here.
00:23:22Do you think that these numbers perform themselves?
00:23:26Well, they sure as heck go!
00:23:29Y-you, you there!
00:23:31Bug-body, I'm talking to you!
00:23:34Have you even done the slightest amount of preparation for your number?
00:23:40Okay, Mr. Showbiz.
00:23:43Why don't you just show me what kind of holiday ditty you have in store for us right now!
00:23:48Oh, once I had a dreidel, I made it out of clay.
00:24:03When it was dry and ready, a dreidel I did play.
00:24:07When I was in my cradle, I made you out of clay.
00:24:11I loved you then, my dreidel, but where are you today?
00:24:24I've grown up old and wiser, and I'm like little boys.
00:24:28You might think this old wise man would have no use for toys.
00:24:32But I've got such a dreidel, the largest in the land.
00:24:37It's new and custom-made-o.
00:24:39All right, it's second-hand.
00:24:40On Hanukkah each year, I will give it such a spin.
00:24:53It whirls so fast, I'm reeling.
00:24:55You got an aspirin?
00:24:57My super-powered dreidel is taking to the sky.
00:25:02Come on, don't be afraid-o.
00:25:04You aren't going to die.
00:25:05Everybody, dance!
00:25:10Now we're having fun.
00:25:12Uh-oh, the music's speeding up.
00:25:40Very dramatic.
00:25:42Here we go.
00:25:43Listen to this.
00:25:45The magic of Hanukkah was of the temple light
00:25:49That burnt for eight whole days on the oil for one night.
00:25:53The engine on this dreidel has gobs of gadgetry
00:25:57And light the lamp delivers eight times the MPG.
00:26:01Now light up the menorah and maybe even stop
00:26:13To lead a little Torah, that's some amazing talk
00:26:17Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
00:26:20I took you for a spin on my favorite holiday
00:26:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:26:55Try it again, and this time, be merry or else!
00:27:00Move it, I love it!
00:27:02Wow, taking charge works.
00:27:05And you know, I kinda like all this power.
00:27:09Could this be the same Molly Cottle I once knew?
00:27:13What has happened to her?
00:27:19She's not following the rules of comforting.
00:27:22Not at all.
00:27:25Hey, watch it, would you? We're climbing down here!
00:27:35Sorry.
00:27:37Just keep your leftovers to yourself, okay?
00:27:40According to my calculations, we should be arriving at the North Pole.
00:27:46No.
00:27:49At last! The North Pole!
00:27:52It's not very white and Christmassy, though, is it?
00:27:56Hmm. It does seem a little on the snowless and architecturally primitive side.
00:28:00What are you talking about?
00:28:02We're here! This is the North Pole!
00:28:04Senor Claus must be re-landscaping.
00:28:06Incoming! Incoming! Incoming! Dive! Dive!
00:28:10Aoga! Aoga!
00:28:12The Hummingbird has landed!
00:28:22Oh, dear me! What an ordeal!
00:28:24I'm totally exhausted!
00:28:26Cold down in mid-flight!
00:28:28Oh! This case will follow me license!
00:28:30Oh!
00:28:32Oh!
00:28:34Perfect!
00:28:35Oh!
00:28:36I'm stuck in...
00:28:37Eee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
00:28:42That was too close!
00:28:44Is it safe yet?
00:28:49My poor caressa!
00:28:51Joaquin!
00:28:52Mr. Worm!
00:28:54Are you all right?!
00:28:56Wow, he's shoe-custard.
00:29:01Well, I guess it's up to me to have his present.
00:29:05Mr. Bumpy.
00:29:07Hey, he would have wanted it this way.
00:29:09Hold the cup, quads, I've lost me food.
00:29:13Here, food, treat, treat. Come on, boys, where are you?
00:29:15It must have dropped off from the way back from China.
00:29:18Oh, I hate ordering takeout.
00:29:24What's the matter?
00:29:25Can't get pizza delivery out here?
00:29:28What? In Stonehenge?
00:29:30We're miles from anywhere, you silly, strange-looking person who ain't got no feet.
00:29:34Anyway, with my supercharged metabolism, I can't wait for delivery.
00:29:38Hey, hey, hey, fly, fly, fly. That's me.
00:29:40What would happen if you didn't fly so much?
00:29:42Starve, starve, starve.
00:29:43I gotta fly to find food and I gotta have food so I can fly.
00:29:46Maybe you think it's easy flapping your wings 200 times a second on an empty stomach, eh?
00:29:50Do you, eh?
00:29:51Oh, I don't suppose you have any fish and chips about you.
00:29:55Do I look like a fast food stand?
00:29:59Looky here, yank. I'm Doris Daybird, a pretty fed hummer around these parts.
00:30:06Have you got any saturated fat sipper to tell me and make quick about it?
00:30:10Not so fast, Doris. We all got troubles.
00:30:13Ours is fine in the North Pole.
00:30:14We're going to see Santa about a bag of presents.
00:30:18Santa?
00:30:19You mean the large gent in red who brings all the gifts in that great big bag of his?
00:30:24Well, every time I write them, it's always the same.
00:30:27I end up eating me letter.
00:30:29I tell you what.
00:30:30Follow your North Star there,
00:30:32and the little twinkler will take your ride to old Whiskers himself.
00:30:36But it's so far away.
00:30:40I don't suppose you could give us a lift.
00:30:43No, no, no. Absolutely not right out.
00:30:47I'm not keen on that Arctic cuisine.
00:30:50Snow, all snow.
00:30:51Where's the nutritional value in that, eh?
00:30:53Hold it, hold it.
00:30:53What about a deal?
00:30:54You fly us in, I'll see you fly a jet pack out.
00:30:59That ought to solve your flying problems.
00:31:01Did you say a jet pack?
00:31:03I never thought of that.
00:31:06Now more fatigue on long-distance flies.
00:31:09Now more slamming into stone walls.
00:31:12Walk with the envy of all my friends.
00:31:16Oh, do it.
00:31:17Straight to the North Pole, I will.
00:31:19Of course, I'll need a few supplies.
00:31:21Artificial baked bean-flavored potato chips.
00:31:24Ketchup, peanut butter,
00:31:25great metallic walrus surprise.
00:31:28Onion rings, ketchup, imitation pork rinds.
00:31:30Hey, Squish, come here.
00:31:31Now here's my plan.
00:31:32Put this on.
00:31:33Oh, and this too.
00:31:34And this group.
00:31:35Ta-da!
00:31:36Perfect.
00:31:37Now, make like a cheeseburger,
00:31:39and we'll be out of here in no time.
00:31:42But I don't have any pickles.
00:31:44Now where'd you get that cheeseburger
00:31:46in this fast-food forsaken part of the world?
00:31:49How good of me, eh?
00:31:51Let me have it!
00:31:52A little to the left.
00:31:54That's it!
00:31:55All aboard!
00:31:56Now up, up, and away!
00:32:02In line with the North Star.
00:32:04I hope pilots should be able to handle the rest
00:32:06till we get to Santa's place.
00:32:09Little squealing little cheeseburger.
00:32:12Doris won't hurt you.
00:32:14She just wants to eat you.
00:32:16No!
00:32:17Help!
00:32:19Much, you hummingbird.
00:32:21That bag won't wait all night.
00:32:23Right under the North Star.
00:32:25This must be Santa's place.
00:32:27Mr. Buffy, what are you doing?
00:32:29Just one little part of chase bag
00:32:31that's all I want.
00:32:32Ow!
00:32:33Ow!
00:32:34Mr. Buffy, help!
00:32:36What?
00:32:37A big one.
00:32:38I better reel her in before...
00:32:39Ow!
00:32:41Mr. Buffy!
00:32:42Mr. Buffy!
00:32:42Uh-oh.
00:32:44Aaaaaaah!
00:32:46What?
00:32:46Scoop!
00:32:47Where are you going?
00:32:48What about my jetpack?
00:32:50You see me ketchup around here?
00:32:51Talk about your no-frills flight service.
00:32:55Hang on, Squish.
00:32:57If you don't make it,
00:32:58I'll always treasure the feed I never gave you.
00:33:02I hate when this happens.
00:33:07Mr. Buffy, I gotta tell you,
00:33:08this is but a lousy trip.
00:33:10I got stuck in the snow
00:33:11on my way to Santa's dump.
00:33:14Then I stubbed my toe
00:33:15But Squish!
00:33:16And landed on my rope.
00:33:17You can't move!
00:33:18So much to sit,
00:33:19it makes me want to gag.
00:33:21I hope that there's a first-aid kid
00:33:23inside of Santa's bag.
00:33:25Whoa!
00:33:25Jingle bells, bumpy smells.
00:33:27Squish is made of clay.
00:33:29Santa's beard looks awful weird.
00:33:31He might wear a toupee.
00:33:33Jingle bells, Santa dwells
00:33:35deep in the North Pole.
00:33:37Went to swipe his bag of toys
00:33:39and fell into a hole.
00:33:40Woo-hoo!
00:33:41Man, I'm almost froze.
00:33:43Please turn up the heat.
00:33:44I can't feel my toes.
00:33:46Squish, you got no feet.
00:33:48I know, but this is getting old.
00:33:50I hope we get there quick.
00:33:52Cause pretty soon
00:33:53I'm gonna fold it up.
00:33:54Feeling good and sick.
00:33:56Oh!
00:33:56Jingle bells, bumpy smells.
00:33:58Squish is made of clay.
00:34:00Santa's beard looks awful weird.
00:34:02He might wear a toupee.
00:34:04Jingle bells, Santa dwells
00:34:06deep in the North Pole.
00:34:07We went to swipe his bag of toys
00:34:09and fell into a hole.
00:34:11Shorty!
00:34:12We did, Mr. Puppy,
00:34:13and I wish I'd never
00:34:14left a toy.
00:34:31Jingle bells, bumpy smells.
00:34:32Squish is made of clay.
00:34:34Santa's beard looks awful weird.
00:34:36He might wear a toupee.
00:34:38Jingle bells, Santa dwells
00:34:40deep in the North Pole.
00:34:42We went to swipe his bag of toys
00:34:44and fell into a hole.
00:34:46How much longer do you think
00:34:47we have, Mr. Puppy?
00:34:49It's hard to say.
00:34:51It's not that long a show.
00:34:52Oh, talk to me, man.
00:34:53I think we're almost there.
00:34:55I see a candy cane.
00:34:57This trip's been a nightmare.
00:34:59Next time, let's take a train.
00:35:01I know the road is rough,
00:35:03but it's been worth the ride.
00:35:05When we make up with Santa's stuff,
00:35:07we'll feel so justified.
00:35:08I hope so.
00:35:09Jingle bells, bumpy smells.
00:35:11Squish is made of clay.
00:35:13Santa's beard looks awful weird.
00:35:15He might wear a toupee.
00:35:17Jingle bells, Santa dwells
00:35:18deep in the North Pole.
00:35:20We went to swipe his bag of toys
00:35:22and fell into a hole.
00:35:24We went to swipe his bag of toys
00:35:26and fell into a hole.
00:35:27Yes, we did, Mr. Puppy.
00:35:28We went to swipe his bag of toys
00:35:30and fell into a hole.
00:35:31Oh, ho!
00:35:35Now comes the really fun part.
00:35:38Standing up after all that rolling around?
00:35:41No.
00:35:42I'm talking about snagging the bag.
00:35:45It ought to be a cinch.
00:35:46I think there may be a problem, Mr. Puppy.
00:35:50No.
00:35:54Wow.
00:35:55What a setup, Squish.
00:35:57Look, they got a stealth sleigh and everything.
00:36:01Love that Christmassy look.
00:36:03Men, I'm proud as heck of each and every one of you.
00:36:08So remember, keep your heads up and stay cool.
00:36:12Attention all you snowman troops
00:36:14and heed the words I say.
00:36:17We must guard Santa's bag of loot
00:36:19and watch it night and day.
00:36:21And make sure that there's toys to haul
00:36:23when Santa loads his sleigh.
00:36:25We're providing security for toys.
00:36:29Guarding them toys.
00:36:30We're providing security for toys.
00:36:40Fix that crooked grin.
00:36:41Ten minutes in the steam bath, snowjer.
00:36:50Now then, I don't have to tell you all
00:36:52the man in red is counting on us.
00:36:54We can't let him down.
00:36:55It's if we let him down.
00:36:57We let Christmas down.
00:36:59Is that what we're here for?
00:37:00Sir, no, sir.
00:37:01I can't hear you.
00:37:04Sir, no, sir.
00:37:06Now, some of you have asked,
00:37:08will I do my duty?
00:37:11Let me tell you something.
00:37:12When you stick your hand in a glob of slush,
00:37:16then only seconds before was Frosty's face.
00:37:21You'll know what to do.
00:37:22We're Santa's first line of defense.
00:37:32That's all you need to know.
00:37:34We fight with utter confidence,
00:37:37although we're only snow.
00:37:39We guard the man in red
00:37:41who lives inside this bungalow.
00:37:43We're providing security for toys.
00:37:47Guarding them toys.
00:37:48We're providing security for toys.
00:37:52The stuff inside of Santa's bag
00:38:00is treasure-fine and rare.
00:38:02It's stuff the greedy want to snag.
00:38:04Good luck to those who dare.
00:38:06Our message to those hoodlums
00:38:08is a simple one.
00:38:10Beware!
00:38:10We're providing security for toys.
00:38:14Guarding them toys.
00:38:15We're providing security for toys.
00:38:22So listen, all you scoops
00:38:26who try to break into this fort.
00:38:29You'll fall beneath the stone and droops.
00:38:31Your hands we will abhor.
00:38:33Your plot who steals
00:38:35and discusses the scene
00:38:36which we will court.
00:38:37We're providing security for toys.
00:38:41Guarding them toys.
00:38:42We're providing security for toys.
00:38:45Those snowmen don't look too friendly, Mr. Bumpy.
00:39:00Only one way we're going to get in there, Squish.
00:39:03Under cover of slush.
00:39:05It's working, Squish.
00:39:14They're looking, but they're not bothering us.
00:39:16Our teamwork's got them dazzled.
00:39:18You know, being footless does have its advantages
00:39:21when it comes to impersonating evil snowmen.
00:39:23Me? Pardon me.
00:39:31Coming through.
00:39:32Sorry.
00:39:33Never was one for cold greetings.
00:39:37We'll see us on end, Squish,
00:39:38and no one will be the wiser.
00:39:41These nice little elves.
00:39:44What's the big idea?
00:39:45This is a restricted area.
00:39:46You lost or something?
00:39:48Well, if you're going to be nosy about it,
00:39:51he pushed me.
00:39:53Oh, did he now.
00:39:58Ha, ha, ha.
00:40:00Always a joker in the deck, huh?
00:40:01All right, from now on,
00:40:03you are strictly snowman second class.
00:40:09Of course, we can't abide squealers either.
00:40:12Always like slushies.
00:40:14Never thought I'd end up as one.
00:40:15Hate to break up the act like this.
00:40:19Come on, Squish.
00:40:20Inside!
00:40:22Spies.
00:40:22Eat candy, enemy invaders!
00:40:30Drat!
00:40:31They must be after the bag.
00:40:33Quick, take a platoon and head them off.
00:40:36We're in, Squish.
00:40:38All we do now is find the bag, grab it,
00:40:40and get out without losing any vital bodily organs.
00:40:43Maybe if we asked nicely, they'd give it to us?
00:40:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:50Here's a chance to find out.
00:40:53Excuse me, evil snowman.
00:40:55Hello.
00:40:56I'm going to go.
00:40:56I'm going to go.
00:41:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:41:01Never mind!
00:41:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:41:07These frosty types just don't know when to melt.
00:41:10They're trapped, Squish.
00:41:11Like, like freeze-dried rats.
00:41:14No way out!
00:41:15Mr. Bumpy, I just thought of something!
00:41:18What if we were to duck and cover?
00:41:21You mean, like this?
00:41:23Ha!
00:41:29Ha!
00:41:30Incoming!
00:41:32Woo-hoo!
00:41:33Times like now, I really miss the simple comforts of my commode.
00:41:38We're not flushed yet, Squish.
00:41:40Where there's a will, there's...
00:41:42Oh, secret passage.
00:41:48Woo-hoo!
00:41:49Woo-hoo!
00:41:50Woo!
00:42:00Good snowmen are so hard to make these days.
00:42:05What do you make of that, Mr. Bumpy?
00:42:08Well, offhand, I'd say it's a good sign.
00:42:12Come on, must be almost there.
00:42:14B-b-b-Mr. Bumpy, what if this is a trap?
00:42:18Trap?
00:42:20Nah, too obvious.
00:42:33Remind me to take the stairs next time.
00:42:36Look, Mr. Bumpy.
00:42:46This must mean something.
00:42:48Bingo, Blue Boy.
00:42:50End of the line for you two.
00:42:51Now, you're gonna go quietly, or do we have to get rough?
00:42:56I like it rough.
00:43:03Hope you know how you're gonna handle this, Squish.
00:43:05Do not worry, Mr. Bumpy.
00:43:07I'll live up to my part of our deal.
00:43:09You go find the bag.
00:43:10I'll hold them off.
00:43:12Somehow.
00:43:12What a pal.
00:43:14What a true friend.
00:43:15What a send-off I'll give him.
00:43:17If there's any ooze left to bury.
00:43:21Just get me those feet.
00:43:23Now, as for you vertically challenged people,
00:43:26I only have one thing to say.
00:43:29Hey, come on back here.
00:43:38I'm gonna hit you.
00:43:38I'm gonna flip you like a cheese on the buster.
00:43:40Hey, don't you think I can't do it?
00:43:44Hey, bag.
00:43:45You in here?
00:43:46Puppies come to take you away.
00:43:48Puppies come to take you away.
00:44:18Oh, well, that wasn't so bad.
00:44:32Now I'll just take the bag and share.
00:44:37No, forget the noble sacrifices of the baths.
00:44:41This bag has got your name written all over it.
00:44:48Yes, yes, yes!
00:44:51Whoa!
00:44:52But, but, what about the promises I made?
00:44:56What about Squish?
00:44:58Do I betray him too?
00:45:03No!
00:45:05Would you listen to the other guy?
00:45:07He's right, you know.
00:45:09Sharon's for everybody else, baby.
00:45:11Not you.
00:45:12Well put.
00:45:15No sweat, pal.
00:45:17Hey, what's the holdup?
00:45:19I can't stop myself.
00:45:21Gotta have it.
00:45:23Should be able to drag it home in no time.
00:45:35Oh, I got a bad feeling about this.
00:45:45No, not that.
00:45:47Anything but that.
00:45:48Not the giant rolling center of doom!
00:45:51And now, ladies and gentlemen, monsters, toys, and dolls of all kinds,
00:46:04I, the director, would like to present my holiday pageant.
00:46:09It's showtime!
00:46:11We wish you a merry Christmas
00:46:15We wish you a merry Christmas
00:46:19We wish you a merry Christmas
00:46:22And a happy new year
00:46:26Now bring us a baby boy
00:46:30Now bring us a baby boy
00:46:33Now bring us a baby boy
00:46:37So bring some out here
00:46:41We wish you a merry Christmas
00:46:52And a happy new year
00:46:55We wish you a merry Christmas
00:46:59And a happy new year
00:47:03Still not good enough.
00:47:17One more time!
00:47:19Oh, Mr. Bumpy,
00:47:20You better get here on time for your number
00:47:22Or there'll be no next year for you.
00:47:27It'll leave a mark.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29Ooh, three-way elf wreck.
00:47:31Don't see that every day.
00:47:33Mr. Bumpy,
00:47:37You have the bag.
00:47:38Then everything is all right.
00:47:42Maybe not.
00:47:43Ah!
00:47:52Gotta time this just right
00:47:53Or this'll be bye-bye Bumpy
00:47:56He's up.
00:47:58He's over.
00:47:59He's home.
00:48:00Ah!
00:48:00I hate the swipe and run
00:48:08But in this case
00:48:10I'll make an exception
00:48:11Well, what do you know
00:48:17The key is still in the ignition
00:48:18When's the last time
00:48:26When's the last time Santa gave you guys a tuna
00:48:28Get out of the boat?
00:48:29Get out of the boat
00:48:29Mr. Bumpy!
00:48:33You're leaving without me!
00:48:35Wait!
00:48:36Whoa!
00:48:37Whoa!
00:48:40No!
00:48:41No!
00:48:41No!
00:48:43They're getting away with the bag
00:48:45Quick!
00:48:46Man the anti-aircraft candy!
00:48:48I'll round up the usual suspect
00:48:50You may fire when ready
00:49:01Mr. Meany
00:49:02Oh no!
00:49:08Candy games at five o'clock!
00:49:11I can't help thinking I'm forgetting something
00:49:20Mr. Bo-
00:49:22That's funny
00:49:25I thought I heard
00:49:26Can the cane corolls missiles?
00:49:31Time to put these antlers into overdrive
00:49:41Woo!
00:49:42Woo!
00:49:43Woo!
00:49:43Help!
00:49:44Megan!
00:49:45SOS!
00:49:46Save me!
00:49:47Help!
00:49:48Runaway sled!
00:49:49Runaway sled!
00:49:50Runaway sled!
00:49:51Runaway sled!
00:49:52Runaway sled!
00:49:54We're going down!
00:49:57And Mr. Bumpy forgot to signal
00:49:59Ow!
00:50:00What was that?
00:50:01Ow!
00:50:02And that!
00:50:02Ow!
00:50:03Ow!
00:50:03And those!
00:50:04Presents are leaking out of Mr. Bumpy's bag!
00:50:10Thank you!
00:50:11I really like it!
00:50:12I really like it!
00:50:13I really like what you gave me!
00:50:15Oh no no no!
00:50:16Stop!
00:50:17Pull up!
00:50:17Pump!
00:50:18At least slow down!
00:50:19Look!
00:50:20There goes Santa!
00:50:21Sure has a lot of worms!
00:50:22Must be some kind of skin condition!
00:50:23Stop!
00:50:24Stop!
00:50:25Ah!
00:50:26Thank you Santa!
00:50:27I like it very much!
00:50:28Thank you!
00:50:29Ah!
00:50:30Ah!
00:50:31And then I won't say sky falling again!
00:50:32Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
00:50:34Ah!
00:50:35Ah!
00:50:36Thank you Santa!
00:50:37I like it very much!
00:50:38Ah!
00:50:39Ah!
00:50:40Ah!
00:50:45Ah!
00:50:46Here now what's this?
00:50:47Skye falling again?
00:50:52A spin-jack pack!
00:50:53Oh, I'm the happiest time in England. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
00:51:05Of course. Might take something used to.
00:51:15What's this? Do my little worm eyes deceive me?
00:51:23Abomic-powered bionic hands. I have them at last. I am so happy.
00:51:29I don't even mind that I was flattened by a two-ton stone slab.
00:51:35No more eating dirt for me. Now I can devote my life to my twin passions, conquering and quilting.
00:51:45Help!
00:51:53Help me!
00:51:55Somebody!
00:52:05Okay. And now, the finale of our show. And I really, really mean it this time. Starring that great talent, that dynamic performer, the one, the only, the sure to be here any time soon, even though I've been saying that for the last half hour.
00:52:22Mr. Bumpy?
00:52:32My presents!
00:52:35Look! Presents!
00:52:37Oh, that's got it.
00:52:38I love it.
00:52:40No, no.
00:52:42Kangaroo-proof mascara. Super!
00:52:44Just what we needed.
00:52:46An Impassionate Purple.
00:52:48Is... that my present?
00:52:51No. It can't be. How did Santa ever know? He does know if I'm bad or good.
00:53:01I am destructive. The non-gender-biased action toy created to enforce order in the universe. Built-in rule included.
00:53:14Most impressive.
00:53:15No, no. You're not reveling enough. More joy. More happy faces. I want authentic Christmas sentiment. And, Mr. Bumpy, I want you on stage and singing. Do you hear me?
00:53:32My bad. One lousy present left. That's it. And the rest of you, quit standing around. I want festivity!
00:53:45All my planning. All my genius. And for what? Just so everybody else can enjoy Christmas except me.
00:53:52Oh, Mr. Bumpy! May I have my feet now? Please?
00:54:04Sorry, Squish. No can do. They must have fallen out over Madagascar or something. But if it's any consolation, least I got one present out of it.
00:54:15Wait. Just a moment. You promised me feet if I helped you. And I did. All that running away and jumping and climbing and pretending to be an evil snowman. I nearly lost my ooze holding off those short people.
00:54:30Gee, Squish. If you can do all that, what do you need feet for anyway?
00:54:35I... Hmm. Good point. It would seem I'm hardly impeded by my lack of tootsies. I don't really need feet at all. Except the tap dance. And I trusted you, Mr. Bumpy.
00:54:49I never thought I'd have to say this. But your conduct has been so... uncool!
00:55:01Not the U-word, Squish!
00:55:06But it's true. It's true!
00:55:08Oh, the shame! The sorrow! The unmitigated tragedy! How could a monster get so low?
00:55:20My last present! I couldn't take it now if you paid me.
00:55:26Well, maybe I couldn't. But it's yours, Squish. It's all yours!
00:55:31Hopefully, someday... not too far away.
00:55:36But not just yet, either, because I gotta blow my nose in a second.
00:55:40You can forgive me!
00:55:41Hark! A tap dancing noisemaker?
00:55:59Why, Squish! It's a miracle! You can tap dance!
00:56:05Ooh! Ooh!
00:56:08Oh, Emmanuel! Ooh!
00:56:10Dance, Bojangles, dance!
00:56:16Sing! You shouldn't be
00:56:29had to do it over you'd probably do the same but how did santa know you'd give me this gift
00:56:36has he got a flare for mystery or what senor bumpy
00:56:42joaquin you're alive doris oh you look great what are you two doing here thanking you amigo
00:56:52these atomic powered bionic mitts have won yours truly his first quilting competition
00:56:58you know here i haven't eaten any junk food in 20 minutes that's a new record for me isn't it
00:57:04i couldn't have done it without my jet pack and all thanks to you
00:57:14i like this kind of thrust well that that's great because of me you're all so happy oh squish too
00:57:25you know i just don't get it except well maybe this given thing isn't so bad after all
00:57:33that's it bumpy it's now or never you have to sing a rousing climactic holiday number
00:57:38or everything's wrong no pressure or nothing just let me at him i only got one thing to say
00:57:54it was the night before christmas and my philosophy was all of santa's gift should go to me
00:58:09on the night before christmas i went up north to snack all the cool stuff that is found deep inside of
00:58:19santa's bag on the road to the north pole i met some friends in need one wanted wings one wanted
00:58:31hands and i was out to satisfy my grief when i got to the north pole i finally got the bag bag gotta tear
00:58:44have gifts everywhere friends got the gifts and though they were happy i thought what a drive
00:59:00i came back to the bedroom with this discovery
00:59:17don't need things giving away gifts uplifts the people that you love and on christmas that's good
00:59:30enough for me
00:59:32hey that's not bad
00:59:40that's not bad
00:59:42i'm gonna put this on the counter yeah can't wait to do this christmas thing again next year
00:59:50molly what'd you think of my number mr director it it was great mr bumpy but you don't seem too
01:00:00happy about that dull face i think it was a great finish to a great christmas pageant that's just the
01:00:07problem it was a great pageant but to make it work i went too far and i stopped being a comfort doll
01:00:18i feel so stupid truly i experienced the dark side of comfort i made everyone uncomfortable including me
01:00:27can you all forgive me and all i wanted was a hug for christmas and i'll never get one ever
01:00:42i'm never never never gonna be pageant director ever again molly malls you know
01:00:52oh she did do a pretty good job it was a super pageant and she's never gonna be pageant director
01:01:01again let's forgive her well okay
01:01:12what what for me oh hey oh thanks thank you this is the perfect christmas present hugs from everyone
01:01:22oh man what a great party only one thing still bothers me if anyone can give presents
01:01:30why does santa have to deliver them at all i mean i could just as easily get a present from squish
01:01:35or molly or who are you a closet monster
01:01:44nice closet monster easy boy you don't want to eat meat do you no no no no you want to put me down
01:01:50don't you please
01:01:55get a load of this he must be one cufflink short of a mansion set
01:02:08i i think he's trying to tell you something mr buppy what now he wants to be pageant director
01:02:15no it's a present he wants to give you a present well what do you know he really must have liked those
01:02:25ties i gave him earlier oh a special collector's edition dirty left foot sock with a hole in the
01:02:33no oh just the way i love him i'll cherish it forever and ever and always and always oh it'll be the pride of my
01:02:42home the joy of my life the very core and meaning of my existence for all eternity
01:02:48ah of course you know some things just ain't meant to last
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