00:00Why did you get her hair wet?
00:04She had a fresh blowout.
00:07It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.
00:12And you poured water on it.
00:14And I had a really bad morning.
00:16Why did you do that?
00:17And it's crusty.
00:19Because I wanted to lighten the mood.
00:21Why did we need the mood light and we're in a zen state?
00:26You're a hair expert.
00:28Who cares?
00:28It takes an hour.
00:29It does not take her an hour.
00:30She's an expert.
00:32Your hair is synthetic.
00:33It doesn't take as long.
00:35It is not synthetic.
00:36It's real hair.
00:39Came from a real head.
00:41Had real follicles.
00:42And it feels crusty.
00:44Oh, it does feel crusty.
00:45Yeah.
00:45So it's like people's piss.
00:48I wash my hair with the most expensive products.
00:50I scissor the treatment in.
00:52I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.
00:55And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.
00:58This takes some serious work.
01:00We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.
01:04How are we going?
01:06I don't see it.
01:07I don't know.
01:08It's dirty.
01:09I don't know.
01:09You can run it out.
01:10You can run it.
01:10I don't know.
01:11You can run it away.
01:12I don't know.
01:13There aren't any whatever it is.
01:14I'm sorry.
01:15I just use that to be careful with this.
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