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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:03It's so beautiful.
00:06Oh my God.
00:07I don't like this.
00:08Oh my God.
00:10Oh no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting.
00:14Well, hello, buddy.
00:15Oh, damn.
00:17Happy Mother's Day.
00:18Same.
00:19Yes.
00:20Right.
00:21Yeah, happy Mother's Day.
00:22Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me.
00:25We're all here on a Mother's Day without our kids.
00:27What I said about pill popping and alcoholism is a very slippery soap.
00:32And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
00:35Okay, great.
00:36We're making headway.
00:38I trademarked high body count.
00:40Why would you do that?
00:41Because I was the one that took it on the chin.
00:43I think that's super embarrassing.
00:45She said it first.
00:47All about me.
00:48Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.
00:51We're supposed to be out having fun,
00:52and instead we're hyper-focused on trademarks and hair.
00:57You okay?
01:14No.
01:15Wake up.
01:16No.
01:20Good morning.
01:21Oh, my God.
01:37Is my face a cup?
01:39Is my dreams a cup?
01:42Wait.
01:42Hold me for a minute.
01:44Hold me for a minute.
01:46We collided the glass jar.
01:49Slendered my face.
01:50The sweet guy bringing our breakfast
01:52turns a corner and boom.
01:55We just collided.
01:57Oh, my gosh.
01:58There's no lie.
01:59I'm a little accident prone,
02:00but a tray to the face.
02:03This is too much.
02:04Oh, look.
02:05It cut the inside of my lip.
02:07And you just travel with a reusable ice pack at this point.
02:10Everywhere we go.
02:12This made the broken finger feel like nothing.
02:14Your little seahorse nose is so...
02:16Oh, no.
02:18Oh, the door closed on my hands.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:20Oh, no.
02:22Holy s***.
02:23I felt like crying.
02:24That, that, yeah?
02:26It's like you have a fat lip, right?
02:28Well...
02:28Because it's all small.
02:28No, her lip always looks like that.
02:30She pays good money for that.
02:33Angie might have enough lip filler
02:34that it prevented her nose from breaking
02:37or, like, losing a tooth.
02:38It was like a seatbelt for her face,
02:40that lip filler.
02:41It really saved Angie.
02:42Angie, you hurt yourself again.
02:44Good morning.
02:56Good morning.
02:57What are you doing?
02:58I'm just sitting here.
02:59I put, like, a little mask on.
03:01I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes.
03:03Oh, my gosh.
03:03Oh, wait.
03:04You have a blanket on.
03:04You look so good.
03:06She does such a good job with my makeup.
03:08Oh, my gosh.
03:08I want to move her to America.
03:10What's going on?
03:11You seem happier today?
03:12First of all, I slept really well last night.
03:15That's good.
03:16Like a rock, which was very much needed.
03:19Oh, my gosh.
03:19I slept, like, same,
03:21especially after drinking piña coladas.
03:24I don't think that helps you sleep, Liz.
03:27I think that actually disrupts it.
03:29But, okay.
03:30I had so much fun last night
03:31that I just, like, crashed.
03:32I know that was fun.
03:47That was actually really fun.
03:49I'm starting the day on a good note.
03:51Like, we are in Greece.
03:53We are friends.
03:54Like, let's just pull it together
03:56and have some fun
03:57so we can reflect back on this someday
03:59as being great and positive
04:01and that we acted like mature adults
04:04and we're able to set aside our differences
04:06to have a little fun.
04:08I got to finish my hair.
04:23Kalimetta, Artemis.
04:24Hello.
04:25Kalis.
04:26Nice to meet you.
04:26Yes.
04:27We have eight ladies total.
04:31I'm going to warn you,
04:32they're probably going to be fighting
04:33over who's going to wear what,
04:35but we'll just call them up one at a time.
04:36I want blue.
04:38See, it's already happening.
04:39Oh, blue dresses.
04:41The Flying Dress photo shoot
04:42is a quintessential Greek experience.
04:45You pick a gorgeous dress
04:47and then we get our photos taken
04:48on the epic white stairs of Ia.
04:51I feel like I should do the purple.
04:53Do it.
04:54It's pretty.
04:55I love it.
04:55It's going to be a keepsake they can have
04:57for the rest of their lives.
04:59Well, she picked the ugliest color.
05:01Okay, we'll get everyone changed.
05:03Thanks, Artemis.
05:05Don't trip.
05:06Here we go.
05:07I don't know why every trip we go on
05:09has to involve dressing up.
05:11Usually I show off to the point
05:14where I walk into a beach club
05:15and people are like,
05:16I die for your outfit.
05:18The only thing I liked
05:19was when they all dressed like me.
05:21I have a reservation for eight Lisas.
05:23Eight Lisas.
05:27All these lovelies.
05:29I mean, Heather has the full train rolling.
05:31Oh, wait, whoa.
05:32Watch out, it's under the door.
05:34Uh-oh, I slipped a nip.
05:36It'll be fine.
05:37Okay.
05:47Hello.
05:49Hi.
05:49From Santarini Photo Agency.
05:51I will be your photographer for today.
05:54Okay?
05:54Nice to meet you.
05:56Beautiful.
05:57You look great, all of you.
05:58So, we can start
05:59take some group shots
06:01right there, okay?
06:02Okay.
06:03This is just
06:04absolutely picturesque.
06:06So, look at me.
06:08I think this is so much fun.
06:10This is right up my alley.
06:12It's touristy.
06:13All of us are going to do it together.
06:15There's no talking involved in a photo,
06:16so I have a feeling
06:17we might leave with a souvenir
06:18that looks like
06:20we had a nice time on this trip.
06:22And everybody's in a good mood.
06:23Three, two, one.
06:25Ow!
06:26It looks so stunning.
06:27And look at that profile.
06:29Go, Ange!
06:30You look like a mother!
06:32In my red dress
06:34with my nipple hanging out.
06:35Are you freaking kidding me?
06:37In her Versace
06:38with her nipple hanging out.
06:40Okay, I got you.
06:42You don't have to do
06:42three, two, one.
06:43Just take a bunch
06:43and I'll just move around
06:44a little bit.
06:45The three, two, one
06:46is about the throwing.
06:48Oh, gotcha.
06:49Okay, okay, okay.
06:51I feel like
06:52a ray of sunshine
06:53wearing orange.
06:55Three, two, one.
06:56I feel like Eos,
06:58the goddess
06:59of the morning sky.
07:00Oh, yes.
07:03Three, two, one.
07:05It's so good, Mary.
07:07I'd want to be
07:08a Greek goddess
07:08of realness.
07:11Work it.
07:11Three, two, one.
07:12If I were a Greek goddess,
07:14I would be
07:14the Greek goddess
07:15of feta
07:16if it didn't smell weird.
07:19Three, two, one.
07:21Oh, gorgeous, Meredith.
07:23If I was a Greek goddess,
07:24I would be the goddess
07:25of the sea
07:26because I would be
07:27swimming with
07:28all the sturgeon
07:29to get more caviar.
07:33Mother is serving.
07:35Have you noticed
07:36how happy Meredith is?
07:38Oh, my gosh.
07:39She's like happy as
07:40Gwen, like old Meredith.
07:41Yeah.
07:41Can I whisper too?
07:43What are you whispering about?
07:44Just Meredith's
07:45like full switch up.
07:47I mean, it's big,
07:48like, come back.
07:48It's the pool.
07:49How long do you think
07:51it's going to last?
07:52I hope it lasts
07:53the whole trip.
07:54Based on her pattern,
07:55it'll last until tomorrow morning.
08:02What are we?
08:02What's the plan
08:03this afternoon
08:04after photos?
08:04What are we all doing?
08:05Well, I'm hungry,
08:06so I'm going to go to lunch.
08:07Same.
08:07Okay.
08:08Okay.
08:09We could go to the spa
08:09if we wanted to.
08:10I would like the spa.
08:11I would love to go to the spa.
08:12I'm going to eat lunch.
08:13I'm starving.
08:14I'm going to the spa.
08:16Okay, let's go.
08:17Okay, you got your dress?
08:18You want to get your dress
08:19stuff all set first?
08:20There we go.
08:20Why am I going first?
08:21Okay, let's go.
08:22That looks so dangerous.
08:24Okay, Mary, we're coming.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:38Welcome.
08:39Hi.
08:40How are you?
08:41Good.
08:42I'm so excited.
08:43Hi.
08:44My name is Liliana.
08:45Nice to meet you.
08:46Nice to meet you.
08:47Welcome to our Avexia Spine,
08:49Androna Circadians.
08:51So let's go to our relaxation area.
08:55Just watch your sex.
08:57Excuse me.
08:57These two struggle with this.
08:59Do you see what it says?
09:01Quiet zone.
09:03Signs mean nothing with this group.
09:05This is the one you're going to have
09:06to worry about right here.
09:08She talks a lot,
09:09and she's loud when she's mad.
09:10There are only two volumes,
09:12loud and louder.
09:14Yeah, you talk a lot too.
09:16Shh.
09:20I'm so glad we get to the little one.
09:22I know.
09:23I'm starving.
09:24I think it's up here.
09:25Oh, my God.
09:26I love it.
09:28Gorgeous.
09:29Wow.
09:29Look how beautiful.
09:30Wow.
09:32Hi.
09:33Prepare to start with some steel
09:34or sparkling water.
09:35Steel for me, please.
09:36Yeah, I do.
09:37Steel, please.
09:37Okay, perfect.
09:39The dress,
09:40what did you think of that?
09:41That was so cool.
09:42It was so fun.
09:44Do you see,
09:45Meredith and I were both wearing blue,
09:47and we walked in together.
09:48She held my dress.
09:49I was like, oh.
09:51You guys have come a long way
09:52since lunch yesterday,
09:54from lunch yesterday to lunch today.
09:55It's been a long...
09:55It hasn't been 24 hours.
09:57Uh-huh.
09:58Uh-huh.
09:58It was a big change.
09:59It was a good change.
10:00I'm a little worried about Meredith.
10:03I'm concerned.
10:05What concerns you?
10:07Your behavior?
10:07I mean, the obvious.
10:08You see.
10:09Yeah.
10:10I'm worried, too.
10:12I have been for a while.
10:16You've lived some of my chapter
10:18with supporting my dad.
10:21You know,
10:22he would have similar behaviors
10:24that Meredith has.
10:26He'd have massive mood swings,
10:29and one minute,
10:31we are so good,
10:32and the next minute,
10:33he'd have rage.
10:35I think what really
10:36led me to finally voice something
10:38to you is that
10:39usually Meredith is always like,
10:41she's got it out
10:42and been able to bring herself back down,
10:44but this time,
10:45the rage was uncontrollable,
10:48but then the next time we see her,
10:49she doesn't even remember
10:50that it happened.
10:51She doesn't take accountability for it.
10:54I can see that
10:55there's something going on.
10:57I think Meredith needs help.
10:59I think Meredith needs help.
11:14What do you mean by that?
11:15I feel like she's fragile.
11:20It's not my Meredith.
11:22Meredith's going through something,
11:24and that is taking a toll on her mental.
11:28I really think so.
11:29The way she's acting and her behavior,
11:32something's going on.
11:33Yeah.
11:35She has too many highs,
11:36too many lows,
11:38too many mediums,
11:39and it's not adding up.
11:40It doesn't add up.
11:41It switches.
11:42She's mad.
11:42One day she's okay.
11:44The next day she's livid.
11:46The next day she's in a rage.
11:48Not even the next day.
11:49Sometimes same day it changes.
11:50I mean,
11:51the pattern is pattering.
11:53We all see it.
11:54But what saddens me
11:55is that she doesn't.
11:57Mm-hmm.
11:58That's about to make me cry.
12:00I know.
12:00That is sad.
12:01That's really sad to say.
12:03Oh, Mary.
12:04I'm sorry.
12:05I know.
12:06I know.
12:09I love how much you love her.
12:11I can see that you care about her.
12:12She's suffering,
12:13and I can see it.
12:14It's not right.
12:17I just don't know how to help her.
12:21I'm doing the best I can.
12:23I just,
12:23I just,
12:27she has to help herself.
12:29Yeah.
12:30When you love people,
12:32you,
12:33me,
12:33I overlook,
12:35or I excuse,
12:36or I find
12:37reason why they behave
12:40in the way they do
12:40when I know it's not normal.
12:43Because just dealing with my child,
12:45and I know my kid,
12:47I know when he's off.
12:49I know when he's,
12:50I mean,
12:51now I do.
12:52And I recognize in the behaviors,
12:54and, you know,
12:54not being able to control your anger,
12:56or control your emotions.
12:59I live with that.
13:02I've been dealing with it,
13:03you know?
13:04So,
13:04when I see Meredith,
13:06it just tugs at me
13:08in a whole different light,
13:09because I,
13:09I recognize it.
13:13Mm-hmm.
13:20So,
13:20we're all just kind of guessing
13:23what's going on with Meredith.
13:25And in my case,
13:26I'm hoping that she's all right.
13:28But it doesn't look good.
13:30I've seen the signs with my son,
13:32and I missed them.
13:33I have them down pat now,
13:34and I know the signs,
13:36and I know that
13:37something's not right.
13:38It's hard.
13:41Mm-hmm.
13:43No.
13:44I feel like we all know
13:46we just don't talk about it.
13:47I know.
13:48I know.
14:00Amen.
14:01I'm also worried about something,
14:10and it feels weird.
14:13Uh,
14:13I don't know what to say about this.
14:15Well,
14:16say it.
14:18I mean,
14:18this happened in January,
14:20so I've been thinking about it
14:21for a couple months now.
14:22I, uh,
14:23I ran into Seth
14:24out in New York.
14:27Todd and I were
14:27at this Italian restaurant.
14:29He stops and says,
14:30oh, Todd,
14:30and he said hi to Todd,
14:31and Todd was like,
14:32what are you doing?
14:32Mm-hmm.
14:33And he was like,
14:33oh,
14:33well,
14:33I'm with an investor,
14:35and it felt weird.
14:36What are you saying?
14:37Uh,
14:38I'm saying I saw Seth
14:39with a woman at a restaurant.
14:43Shut up.
14:43Mm-hmm.
14:44Mm-hmm.
14:45And my first,
14:46Shut up.
14:47My first thought was not,
14:49oh,
14:49Seth's on a date with someone,
14:51because I'm not like that,
14:52and I wouldn't want someone
14:53to assume that,
14:54but I'm starting to feel like,
14:56as I watch her be so defensive
14:57about people talking
14:58about her marriage,
14:59Mm-hmm.
14:59there's something wrong here.
15:00Like,
15:01when I was going through
15:03something with Todd,
15:04and I wasn't all the way through it,
15:06I was very defensive.
15:08Right.
15:08I felt very vulnerable.
15:10When you and your partner are rocky,
15:11it's very scary.
15:13And I kind of get that same fear.
15:15I'm trying to feel.
15:16Do you feel a fear from her
15:17when you talk to her?
15:19It's like this real wall,
15:20this very protective thing,
15:21Yeah.
15:22or a lash out.
15:23She can't handle that.
15:24I know, I'm not interested.
15:24It's like she's scared
15:25to death of something.
15:27I feel like when stuff is said
15:28and it's not true,
15:30it doesn't bother you.
15:32Yeah.
15:32Not like that.
15:33Mm-hmm.
15:34So what do we do?
15:35Mm-hmm.
15:35Mm-hmm.
15:36Mm-hmm.
15:36Mm-hmm.
15:36We start this.
15:49Oh, it's warm.
15:49Yeah.
15:49It's like really warm.
15:50It's too deep.
15:55I'm going to go back.
15:57No, don't go.
15:58It feels like it makes me want to have to pee.
16:01It doesn't make you want to pee?
16:03I feel like I need to.
16:05It's okay.
16:05I just, I don't know.
16:07I don't know.
16:07I don't know.
16:09You're in line.
16:11It's okay.
16:29Why would she do that?
16:31Because she's so rich.
16:33Well, Brittany's doing what everyone hates,
16:35which is being Brittany and bringing this playful la la la la la, you know, attitude to what should
16:43be a very serious spa day. That was so young. That's why I say she's not funny. She thinks she's funny,
16:50but she's not. No one in a spa is splashing each other. It's the wrong environment. Like,
16:57maybe she's never been to a spa. I don't know. Brittany, we don't want to redo our hair before
17:02we go to dinner tonight. Stop doing that. You're not funny. It's rude. It's rude. We're in Greece.
17:14Have a little fun. I've got to get out of here. I feel good. I feel relaxed. Let's go. Last trip,
17:18I had buckets of water being poured over my head. Oh my God. And you guys can't handle a little
17:30splashy splash. It's rude. Coming up. I've got a drink. Great for the week. Sip it or we just drink it?
17:42I just lick it. Everyone do it like Mary. Everyone drink it like Mary. It's delicious.
17:46You guys, I'm going to grab a glass of water. I know. Same. You guys, we have to be really quiet.
18:00Okay. Okay. Because we are already too loud. I mean, this is very zen. So zen.
18:08Thank you. You're welcome.
18:09I could take a nap here. Meredith, you've got to whisper. You've got to whisper. Whisper.
18:18I know. I'm whispering. Because we can't be loud in here. Meredith and I have a love scene.
18:25Snuggle in. She loves to snuggle. Do you like to snuggle, Meredith? No, I'm good. Thank you.
18:31Why did you get her hair away?
18:32She had a fresh blowout. It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.
18:43And you poured water on it. And I had a really bad morning.
18:46Why did you do that? And it's crusty.
18:49Because I wanted to lighten the mood. Why did we need the mood light and we're in a zen state?
18:55Wait. You're a hair expert. Who cares? It takes an hour.
19:00It does not take her an hour. She's an expert.
19:02Your hair is synthetic. It doesn't take as long.
19:05It is not synthetic. It's real hair.
19:10Came from a real head. Had real follicles. And it feels crusty.
19:14Oh, it does feel crusty. Yeah.
19:16So it's like people's piss.
19:17I wash my hair with the most expensive products. I scissor the treatment in.
19:22I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.
19:26And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.
19:29This takes some serious work.
19:31We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.
19:34So there's a reason that your hair looks like, well, like it does.
19:40And my hair looks like it does.
19:42This is so irritating to me because not one of you ladies who are supposed to be my friends
19:48has even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday.
19:52Then why would you say something nasty about me when I was upset about a similar situation?
19:57It's going to be okay.
19:59No, it's not changing.
20:00Brooks is unapplied. I will not speak to him on Mother's Day.
20:03That was my chance to talk to him.
20:06I'm murdered. And I'm sad.
20:08Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.
20:10Of course. It's all about you.
20:16I'm saying at least you get to see your kids. I didn't get to see my kids for three years.
20:19Yeah, but that was based on your choices. Not based on...
20:22It was not based on my choices. You have no idea what I've been through.
20:26But you have said to the group that based on your decisions, your kids did not do that.
20:31And you put men before your kids. You said that.
20:32I did. But that would be very vulnerable and self-deprecating.
20:36But then don't judge her based on how she mothers when you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother.
20:42Okay, this is totally like apples and oranges.
20:44How is it different? You can comment on my child, but she can't comment on yours.
20:48Because you used it to deflect.
20:50No, I did not.
20:50I used cooking class.
20:52You were in the middle of the heated argument, and then you start crying.
20:57It isn't the trademark.
20:58The length of your hair.
20:59My body count.
21:01That's just the last straw.
21:03I just had the worst mother's day ever.
21:06Oh, no. Oh, my God.
21:07Wait, what happened?
21:08Like, nobody's called you to speak.
21:11It's so early there.
21:13It's so early there.
21:14It's not that early.
21:15I'm sorry.
21:16We're eight hours ahead.
21:18I didn't do that.
21:19And then I thought you fake cried last night.
21:23Brittany is theatrical all the time, and she has a checklist.
21:26It's like she's in the middle of an argument, and she's like,
21:28okay, I'm going to cry about Olivia now.
21:30I need empathy because I'm losing this argument.
21:33Cry, cry, cry about my daughters.
21:35I'm so pathetic and sad.
21:36Okay, everyone feel bad for me.
21:38I need attention.
21:39Did I get enough?
21:40Yes, done.
21:41Check.
21:42You thought I fake cried, or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?
21:44No, I think that you're dramatic.
21:46It was real.
21:47I was...
21:48No, I'm not kidding.
21:48I really thought it was fake.
21:49It was fully real.
21:51You garnered the sympathy you needed, and everybody softened.
21:54And the whole dynamic changed.
21:56Oh, it changed?
21:57I don't think so.
21:58We got right back.
21:58100%.
21:59We got right back into it.
22:00It's sad that I can't even speak up.
22:04I'm sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith just so that somebody or something doesn't
22:09set her off.
22:10It's not fair.
22:11So is that what you do?
22:12You, like, garner the sympathy so that everyone will be softer on you?
22:16No, but Brittany...
22:16No, that's not what I do.
22:18Sorry, we have other guests that complain.
22:20If you can't, please be quiet.
22:22So sorry.
22:23Sorry.
22:25But you can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean more to me.
22:28That's not what I was saying.
22:30No.
22:30But it came across that way.
22:31I'm saying she used it, and she gets to see your kids, like, on the daily.
22:34I don't get to see my...
22:35You know, I have...
22:36Because I break my ass.
22:38To make my relationships with my kids.
22:40Oh, yeah.
22:40Don't you dare.
22:41As if I don't?
22:44I cannot stand her.
22:45Go away.
22:45Go disengage, Meredith.
22:46Go disengage.
22:47I'm done.
22:47I don't want to be around you.
22:48I don't like you.
22:49You are absolutely despicable.
22:54Meredith!
22:55Meredith!
22:56It was all going so well.
22:59Meredith was finally zen until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear.
23:05You know, Britney can never just leave things the way they are.
23:09She has to antagonize Meredith.
23:11We were relaxing, and now Meredith is mad.
23:15You can leave.
23:16You keep using other people's lies.
23:17Yes, I'm going to do it and do it.
23:19Don't trademark that.
23:20Please be quiet.
23:22Say not to me.
23:23Will you say it?
23:24Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:25We're getting kicked out.
23:26To the lady.
23:26Say not to me.
23:35Cousin.
23:49Can you bring wine?
23:51I got wine for getting ready.
23:53Yay!
23:54I'm trying to figure out your steamer.
23:55How do I open it?
23:57Unlock.
23:57Are you squinting at it?
23:59Yeah, my vision is getting bad.
24:00I just started doing that, too.
24:02It's because you're getting old, and it's a horrible thing.
24:04You have to have glasses to really read or do anything in life, or you can just squint
24:10all the time and then have wrinkles.
24:12Tell me everything that happened at lunch.
24:14Lunch was so beautiful.
24:15We sat on the most beautiful balcony.
24:18Where were you guys?
24:18In the city?
24:19Yeah, Adronis, something like that.
24:22We're, yeah.
24:24Oh, oh, sh**.
24:27Whitney, why is it doing this?
24:30And the snake?
24:31Oh, no.
24:31You know, a lot of people would think I would be offended by getting, taking it in the face
24:36when I'm steaming Whitney's dress.
24:38Have you ever used this before?
24:40Nope.
24:42But I kind of liked it.
24:45I'm serious.
24:46What happened at lunch?
24:48It's sad.
24:49What did you guys talk about?
24:50That was sad.
24:51Meredith, her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns for her.
24:57Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked together about how we've noticed a change in Meredith.
25:04Mary?
25:04Mm-hmm.
25:05And it was so sweet.
25:06She started crying.
25:07She loves Meredith so much.
25:08What did she say?
25:09She's just worried about her.
25:13She recognizes that her behavior is off and different.
25:18I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith.
25:23I just know that she can be, like, unengaged and then immediately, you know, freak out.
25:29And, like, I don't understand it, but it's a pattern.
25:33I was really trying to figure out, like, am I going to keep chasing Meredith?
25:39Or am I going to just let this friendship go?
25:42And after my lunch, I realized I really do care about her.
25:46And so it was just sweet for me to sit with Mary and Bronwyn and have a very honest conversation
25:51about someone we love.
25:53And that we're not the only two that see it.
26:02You guys, tonight's going to be the funnest night ever.
26:21I just saw Heather's butt.
26:23I just saw a full, got a full view.
26:27I wore matching panties.
26:29You guys, look at the Aegean Sea right there.
26:33It looks insane.
26:34It could be a G and C.
26:36Aegean, Aegean, whatever the f*** it is.
26:40Have you ever read the secret, like, language of trees?
26:43No.
26:44Oh, my gosh.
26:45Don't tell us.
26:45It is the most painful.
26:47I love that your trees are...
26:49I love to read and I love to have my bare feet on the ground.
26:53When we build our house, we have an area that's just for grounding.
26:57I just feel like we need to be so clear.
27:00You can be a very, very rich hippie, which having a ground area in your new house is grounding.
27:07It's still hippie.
27:07It's very rich.
27:08Do you know every tree in the world?
27:10It means that you are it.
27:11You know, you're rich.
27:12I am obsessed with trees.
27:15We have beautiful trees in front of our house and I will literally talk to them.
27:19I'll tell them it's okay to tap me on the shoulder.
27:22It's like their way of giving hugs.
27:23I'm not a hippie.
27:25I'm like, I'm spiritual.
27:27I'm spiritual.
27:28They all talk to each other.
27:30There's like a hidden language between trees and, you know, they have personalities.
27:36Like, trees are magic.
27:39Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get a word in if you two were in the forest with them.
27:46Like, oh, my gosh, you trees talk to each other.
27:48I love that.
27:49What are you talking about?
27:51Just like, I love your rock.
27:51Are you aspen?
27:52Yeah, you're an aspen.
27:53I love aspen.
27:54Aspen is my favorite tree.
27:55It's my favorite tree.
27:56That's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow?
28:00Amongst themselves or to her?
28:03Brittany, I wanted to ask you, did you throw up every day when we were in Canawan?
28:07Didn't we all sort of get sick when the boat sort of went like this?
28:12I did that when we were banned.
28:13But yours wasn't from alcohol.
28:16I just started getting motion sick the last 36 hours.
28:20It wasn't from, like, drinking in your room?
28:24Going in the bathroom and tipping the bottle?
28:27Was it more than what I saw, you drinking and then throwing up over the side?
28:31What is Lisa talking about?
28:33If Lisa had a problem with this, wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht?
28:38Like, why is she bringing this up weeks later?
28:40Are we running out of things to talk about in the group?
28:44What's your agenda here?
28:45You're trying to stir something up, Lisa Barlow.
28:48Brittany, you little lush.
28:51I heard that you were drinking, throwing up.
28:54Drinking, throwing up.
28:55Sounds like a girl's trip to me.
28:57Are you an alcoholic?
28:58What?
28:59I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride and you would throw up.
29:02And then start drinking again.
29:04From whom?
29:05What are you doing right now?
29:07Yeah.
29:07Who told you that?
29:08I just heard it in a conversation.
29:11I was told that she was nonstop drinking all day and night to the point of vomiting,
29:18would go throw up and then just start drinking over it.
29:21That's like an alcoholic.
29:22It's clearly unusual behavior.
29:26Oh, my gosh.
29:28From who?
29:29I honestly don't know who said it.
29:30Everyone saw me do this and no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith.
29:35So who's talking about me?
29:37Who's making this a thing?
29:39Make it right, Aunt.
29:56Be careful, Heather.
29:56Mary, right here.
29:58Right?
29:58Here we are.
29:59So cute.
30:00Oh, I feel like if I could tater off that, we are going down.
30:03Look at this.
30:04Oh, my God.
30:04This is slippery.
30:05I know.
30:06It's a slippery slope like some of the friendships to get anywhere in this town.
30:10You have to take stairs.
30:12I know.
30:13Angie.
30:13I gotcha.
30:14Hold on to the rail.
30:15I'm so glad I didn't wear heels.
30:17Be careful.
30:18You'll break a neck.
30:21No.
30:22They have burrata, Lisa.
30:29Oh, I love a burrata salad.
30:30I know you love a burrata.
30:31Okay, tell me how they have everything.
30:33Santorinian eggplant cream.
30:35It's a buffalo burrata.
30:36It's a buffalo.
30:38I think buffalo burrata is made from a buffalo milk.
30:42No?
30:42Maybe buffalo New York.
30:45Buffalo-shaped burrata?
30:47We're going to have to ask questions.
30:48Hello, ladies.
30:51Welcome to Barlow Restaurant.
30:51Hi.
30:52I am Andreas.
30:53I'll be your waiter for tonight.
30:54Hi, Andreas.
30:55If it's possible, you can start with the drinks.
30:57Yes.
30:58Let's do it.
30:59Do you guys have sambuca or anise?
31:01That is good.
31:02Or like a mastija.
31:03It's got the anise.
31:05How many shots would you like with your mastija?
31:08Who wants a shot of this mastija?
31:10You don't have to.
31:11Yeah, the whole table.
31:12I'm tempted, but...
31:14Yeah, the whole table, it's the whole table.
31:15Oh, never mind.
31:16I'm going to do it so we can try it.
31:17Okay, thank you.
31:19Okay.
31:20Okay, but it's fine?
31:22You guys are managing it?
31:24This is my mom's last weekend in her house as they've sold it, and Todd flew out to kind
31:29of last minute swoop in and help get it done, and he's keeping me up to date, but I think
31:34it's wearing on both of them.
31:36So I feel incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there.
31:41You seem a little stressed.
31:42I'm really stressed.
31:43A friend of mine is by my mom's house, and it's super exciting.
31:46My mom's ready to be done with it, but she has to be out by the 15th.
31:50So while I'm here, she's packing the last...
31:53I mean, they've had that house since I was six months old.
31:55You know what I mean?
31:56So it's just a lot.
31:57So Gwen and Todd and I have been going back and forth and helping, but she's down to like
32:00the last few things, and she's like Todd just said, he called just to be like, are you
32:04fine?
32:04You know, what's going on?
32:05And she was like, everything's awful.
32:07So he's like, I'm flying out there right now.
32:08Like, I feel bad.
32:09I feel like I should be there.
32:10But it's also my dad going into memory care, my mom just having this brain tumor, moving
32:15out of a house she's had for 40 years.
32:17It's just a lot of change for her right now.
32:20It's a lot of change.
32:21Sorry.
32:22Okay.
32:22When you tell me to call you, it freaks me out.
32:26Like, my stomach drops on my butt hole.
32:27You know what I mean?
32:27So you're okay?
32:31And you know, this is the Todd that people don't see.
32:35This is the Todd I love.
32:36Todd didn't have to be asked.
32:41Todd would do anything for my family.
32:43He's so generous.
32:44He's so wonderful.
32:46Sometimes I think he's a moron and does the dumbest shit, but this Todd is there for me
32:52no matter what.
32:56Is it Todd that doesn't get acknowledged enough?
33:01Bronron, is everything okay?
33:02Everything was on the measure.
33:03Yeah, yeah.
33:03I mean, she's just, Todd just, Todd texted me and was like, can you call me?
33:06He just was telling me stuff about my mom's house.
33:08What did you say about it?
33:09It's just, it's just a lot.
33:10It's a lot there.
33:11Is he stressed?
33:12Uh, yeah.
33:14Is your mom doing any better?
33:15I think yesterday was really hard.
33:17It was Mother's Day.
33:17None of her kids were there.
33:19I think it felt like intense that Todd had to come help.
33:21But it's good.
33:22I'm here.
33:22I'm good.
33:23I'm ready.
33:23Let's have dinner.
33:24Like we're saying here in Greece, it's Yamas.
33:27Yamas!
33:28I've got him trained.
33:30Yamas!
33:30Yamas!
33:31Greek for the week!
33:32Greek for the week!
33:34Yamas!
33:34You guys are like basically Greek now.
33:36You're going to go home.
33:37It smells like perfume.
33:38Shoot it.
33:39I like to sip it.
33:40Do we sip it or we just drink it?
33:42I sip it.
33:42I just lick it.
33:43Don't you think it's interesting?
33:44Tell me.
33:45I've been licking it.
33:46I'm going to sip it because I love to taste it.
33:47What's the proof of alcohol?
33:49Um, yeah, I love to like savor the flavor.
33:52Yeah.
33:52It's delicious.
33:55You have to lick it.
33:56That's the strongest point of your taste buds.
33:58Everyone do it like Mary.
34:05Everyone drink it like Mary.
34:07Oh my God.
34:08I love the way to taste it.
34:08Is that what I'm doing?
34:09I am.
34:10Look at that Mary.
34:11This is what you look like for the record.
34:14Wait, but then you're going to do the face after.
34:16Sit and face after.
34:17I can't.
34:21I don't know.
34:21I like it.
34:22Lisa, I want to know where the whole, like, alcoholic thing came from.
34:28Please tell me, like, who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic?
34:31I just heard that you threw up more than once on the boat.
34:34By who?
34:34I heard it and I told Lisa.
34:37Well, you heard it from who?
34:42I heard it through the grapevine.
34:46From whom did you hear that?
34:48A little birdie.
34:49Who's the little mysterious birdie?
34:52My roommates?
35:01Why don't we have to talk about throw up?
35:04I'm not outing anyone who said anything.
35:09Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with Brittany and that she spent the entire time drinking
35:14to the point of vomiting and then starting to drink again.
35:18So I'm not going to take credit for saying this because that's not what I said.
35:20What actually happened is Meredith came to me and said, was Brittany throwing up on the
35:26boat?
35:26Did you see this?
35:27And I said, of course I saw it.
35:29We roomed together.
35:30We shared a bathroom.
35:31I saw her throwing up.
35:32There was no insinuation that she was drunk, that she was drinking and throwing up.
35:37Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up.
35:40And all I said was, we shared a bathroom.
35:42That's really not cool.
35:44Meredith is such a hypocrite.
35:46She's not speaking to Whitney for weeks for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper.
35:51And now she thinks it's okay to do that to me?
35:53Does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem?
35:57No.
35:57Well, I don't judge.
35:59I don't judge.
36:00But it sounds pretty judged to say, let us out.
36:02Kesa, let's not joke about that.
36:04I added that part in.
36:05Because it's a serious accusation.
36:07I outed Elkie.
36:09Why?
36:10Because if you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding them again, that's
36:14pounding?
36:15Great.
36:15There was no pounding of drinks.
36:16I can't pound drinks.
36:17Belisa, why are you saying that about Brittany?
36:20We can't call Meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic?
36:26Nobody called her an alcoholic.
36:28I outed Elkie.
36:29Just because you said Elkie doesn't make it cute.
36:32I'm not talking to you.
36:33Just because you said-
36:34I didn't say she was.
36:35I didn't point at her and say, alcoholic pill popper.
36:38I asked you.
36:38I said where you get her.
36:40I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.
36:43Yeah, you did.
36:43That's not less serious.
36:44When I said that to Meredith, you annihilated me.
36:46Did you call her an alcoholic?
36:47That is a double standard.
36:49Don't do that.
36:51That's not cute.
36:59Say sorry to her.
37:16Say sorry and then move on.
37:18I'm sorry.
37:18I don't think you're an alcoholic.
37:20Okay.
37:20Excuse me, ladies.
37:24Oh, thank you.
37:25You're welcome.
37:26Moving on from booze and boys.
37:29What about like you're successful, you're interesting, right?
37:33Your acting history is pretty successful.
37:35I mean, you were-
37:36On the mistletones, which is pretty cool.
37:38You have an IMDb.
37:40You accomplished a lot of people's dreams.
37:42You were on Broadway.
37:43Yeah, I think she's more accomplished than a lot of us.
37:47What?
37:50Can I ask you what you just said?
37:53You said, Britney's a great actress, and that's nice.
37:56You were standing up for her.
37:57And then the last thing you said was, frankly, Britney's more accomplished than most of the
38:00people at this table.
38:03Yeah, I heard that.
38:04That's weird.
38:07Why would you say one of us is more accomplished than the other?
38:10Like, I've been in five or six.
38:11I've sold three businesses.
38:13I'm smart.
38:13I'm talking about, like, she has accolades.
38:15There's more people than that.
38:16You do.
38:16I have design awards and all kinds of others.
38:20One at a time.
38:22I don't even know how we're defining success, but it's comical that the thought of Britney
38:27having more than them drives them crazy.
38:31I'm not saying anything other than, like, she doesn't play.
38:34She's not like a lonely house mouse that doesn't have anything on her resume.
38:36Well, I was called dumb today.
38:40You're delusional.
38:41It's like the lights are on, but no one's home.
38:43The lights are home?
38:44You don't even know what that means.
38:47That's how much they're not on.
38:49Wow.
38:49You're getting low, Angie.
38:51It's true, though.
38:52You're calling me stupid.
38:55Everyone here, like, loves to pile on Britney, and the truth is she doesn't, like, sit here and, like...
39:00Okay, so you're her mouthpiece?
39:01Do you think I'm her mouthpiece?
39:07I'm not trying to be.
39:08I don't want to fight with you guys over Britney.
39:10Well, you do.
39:11You seem to go real hard.
39:13I do not like the pylons on Britney.
39:17It's the lowest-come denominator.
39:19Like, she's trying to be a good sport while the bullies are stealing her lunch money.
39:25I can't help it.
39:26Well, thank heaven if someone comes to my rescue.
39:28Why don't you come to your own rescue?
39:30I do.
39:32At some point, she's got to stand up for herself.
39:35I know.
39:35Wait, wait, wait.
39:36Heather, we're asking Lisa to step back and allow Meredith to communicate and find her voice with friends.
39:44There's times where you're really hurt, but you haven't been able to say, like, this is how you're making me feel.
39:51And you've got Lisa trying to tell people how you feel, but it's not the same.
39:56And you're trying to tell everyone how Britney feels or how they should.
39:59I didn't need to do that.
40:00And it's the mother in you.
40:01And you need to allow Britney to find her voice in the group.
40:04Right.
40:05And kind of, like, fight her own battles.
40:08Let her figure it out with Meredith.
40:09Let Meredith figure it out with everyone else without Lisa stepping in.
40:13No, no.
40:14I think there's a big difference between what Heather does for Britney and the underdog versus what Lisa does for Meredith.
40:20Yeah, but you guys just don't.
40:21I haven't even said what the it is yet.
40:23Shut up.
40:24You shut the up.
40:25Don't ever talk like that to me again.
40:26Lisa, I love you, but you're funny.
40:28Stop.
40:29That was an accident that was not on purpose.
40:31Lisa, you hold my hand, because that's the only way.
40:33Just give me seven seconds.
40:35No, but don't talk to me like that.
40:37Seven.
40:38It was an accident.
40:39It's final, but I knew one.
40:41I just don't like you guys telling me what to do and what not to do.
40:44I don't like it.
40:45If I want to stand up for her, I will stand up for her.
40:47I didn't even say anything yet.
40:49And you're assuming what I'm going to do.
40:51Ladies, excuse me.
40:53Unfortunately, the restaurant will be closed.
40:56Oh, Lord.
40:57So thank you so much for your visit.
40:58Thank you so much.
41:02And get out.
41:03I want to tell you, like, I never in a million years thought I was going to form a friendship.
41:08We have to go now.
41:08And there's a lot of...
41:11He is kicking us out.
41:13Sorry.
41:14You have to go now.
41:16He is kicking us out.
41:18This is my country, sir.
41:20Sorry, but this restaurant is closed, my lady.
41:26Okay.
41:28This is embarrassing.
41:29First, we get kicked out of the spa, and now we're getting kicked out of a restaurant.
41:33We need to get out.
41:34Get out.
41:35I'm so sorry.
41:36I mean, Greeks party until the sun comes up, and we're getting kicked out of a restaurant?
41:41Like, it's bad.
41:42Okay.
41:42Oh, wow.
41:43I'm sorry.
41:44This is embarrassing.
41:45This is too slow.
41:46I have never...
41:46Please don't forget your stuff.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:48Don't come back.
41:49You don't want to be coming back.
41:51Oh, my God.
41:52I'm leaving.
41:52He's like, I don't want you coming back.
41:54Let's get out of here.
41:56I've never been kicked out of a Greek restaurant in my life.
42:00That was so embarrassing.
42:01Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City...
42:12My cousin lives in Greece.
42:17Meredith said to me, what did you guys talk about at lunch yesterday?
42:21You sold me out, and I don't know who the f*** you're going to use next.
42:24We can't even tell Meredith we feel like something's wrong.
42:27We also love her and don't want to hurt her.
42:29Tell her that, too, then.
42:30Don't sit there and kick me around there.
42:32I have one question.
42:34What is there to talk about?
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