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00:00What?
00:01Yo, chill out, man. I know you're texting a girl named Lily.
00:03I don't.
00:04This can't place you just to share, sir.
00:07No.
00:11I'm sorry. I can't do this.
00:13Why do you just seem tense?
00:16I'm fine.
00:17Shut up. You're in love with him.
00:19I'm not in love with him.
00:21You are.
00:23Roz, you gotta see this.
00:25No.
00:26Dude, he's like a huge fucking movie star.
00:28I'm Rose, by the way.
00:30They are definitely one hot.
00:32They are fire.
01:00Hey.
01:01Hey.
01:02I have to get back to my hotel for my pickup.
01:03Right.
01:04Listen, about last night, I...
01:05It's fine.
01:06I think the season is stressing me out more than usual.
01:07Let's do dinner this week.
01:08Maybe just the two of us?
01:09Yeah, for sure.
01:10Yeah, for sure.
01:11Oh.
01:12Oh.
01:13Oh.
01:14Oh.
01:15Oh.
01:16Oh.
01:17Oh.
01:18Oh.
01:19Oh.
01:20Oh.
01:21Oh.
01:22Oh.
01:23Oh.
01:54What's up for the morning?
01:56You were getting sleep last night, huh?
02:02You're a fucking beautician.
02:03Let's go.
02:04All right, welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop,
02:08and to the upcoming All-Star game in Tampa Bay,
02:11where Major League Hockey fans are finally getting what they've been asking for for years,
02:15East versus West, which means a chance for something we've never seen before,
02:19Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanoff playing on the same team,
02:22maybe even the same line.
02:24Who's centering who in Florida, and where does Scott Hunter fit into the mix?
02:27And speaking of Scott Hunter, will the New York captain keep up his red-hot pace,
02:31or will he, how do we put this kindly?
02:33Crash and burn, like he does halfway through every season?
02:36Not sure that's very kind, but it was succinct.
02:38You're so cute.
03:01Have I told you how cute you are?
03:04No.
03:05I mean, maybe.
03:07Well, you are.
03:08Miles is extremely jealous.
03:10Of me?
03:11No, of me.
03:13Oh.
03:15Oh.
03:16Oh.
03:19Did you not notice that Miles is gay?
03:21Uh, I guess I hadn't really thought about it.
03:25Well, he is.
03:27And he's low-key in love with you.
03:30No.
03:32Does it surprise you that Miles is gay?
03:34No.
03:35I mean, of course not, no.
03:37Well, a lot of actors are.
03:39They're just not all out.
03:40Are there any, like, gay hockey players?
03:48I mean, yes.
03:50Obviously, there are.
03:51But are there any openly gay players?
03:56Yeah, uh, no.
03:57I mean, yeah, there are probably gay players or whatever,
04:03but none that have said it publicly.
04:06Oh.
04:12What?
04:15Sorry, I don't think I'm going about this the right way.
04:20Going about what?
04:27I really like you, Shane.
04:29I like you, too.
04:30But I have a feeling that maybe I'm not doing it for you.
04:39Yes, you are.
04:39I know you like talking to me.
04:41Yeah?
04:41Do you like kissing me?
04:43Sure.
04:46Wow.
04:48No, no, of course I do.
04:49Sorry.
04:50Oh, hey, don't apologize.
04:51I just, I have a feeling, and maybe I'm completely off base here,
04:59but I don't know.
05:01I feel like maybe you'd rather be kissing Miles.
05:11Hey, it's really okay.
05:13It's not.
05:14I do like you.
05:20I really do.
05:21I like talking with you.
05:22I like being with you.
05:23I like all of it.
05:26I know that sex stuff is a problem.
05:31It's not a problem.
05:32A problem is something you can fix.
05:35We're more like a square peg in a round hole.
05:39Well, you know, no, I'm sorry.
05:43Forget I said that.
05:46We're just, we're not meant to fit.
05:49And it's really fine.
05:50I just don't think that we can keep trying.
05:57I get it.
05:58I just, I think, I think.
06:07Hey, you don't owe me any explanation.
06:12I feel like I can't do it.
06:13You really don't.
06:21Can I ask if you've ever been with another guy?
06:34Have you ever told anyone that before?
06:37Was it different with the guy?
06:47Of course.
06:49Was it better?
06:57Yeah, it was, uh, uh, it was better.
07:01The thing is, I, uh, I kind of prefer being the whole rather than the peg.
07:11Uh, wow.
07:14That is the best thing any gay boyfriend of mine has ever told me.
07:20You've had other...
07:21Oh, I was in theater school.
07:22Like, 70% of my boyfriends have left me for other guys.
07:2570%?
07:26Actually, 80%.
07:27Yeah.
07:30Wow.
07:33You should follow Miles back on Instagram.
07:36No.
07:37I mean, not, no, but I just need to sort some things out first.
07:44Of course.
07:46And I was kidding about Miles, but he totally would.
07:51Like, in a heartbeat.
07:52You haven't said anything to him, have you?
08:00No.
08:01Definitely not.
08:02And I never will.
08:03Let's be friends.
08:16Yeah.
08:17No, seriously.
08:18Not some bullshit let's stay friends thing.
08:21Let's be real friends.
08:22Like, best friends.
08:25Okay.
08:27I really like you, Shane.
08:28You're secretly one of the funniest guys I know.
08:31Well, that secret you don't have to keep.
08:33Oh, I will tell everyone.
08:36I have a feeling that there's not a lot of people you can talk to.
08:41I mean, about all the other things and stuff.
08:46Things and stuff can be tricky for me.
08:53Text me whenever, okay?
08:55I mean it, because I will be texting you all the time.
08:58Promise.
08:59You will wish you never met me.
09:01Impossible.
09:03It's a lot of people you have to get out of the room.
09:04You are so sick.
09:05You are so sick.
09:05You are so sick.
09:06I haven't messed up.
09:20Apparently, you've got a lot of trouble on my shop.
09:23What a hell of a woman?
09:25When did you get tired of the pipe?
09:28What a hell of a question?
09:31I didn't start.
09:34So, sometimes.
09:36I'm actually worried about all the hockey teams.
09:38You know this.
09:40Of course.
09:42Especially those who put good Russian players
09:44in the game, so the Canadian people could
09:46spend half a minute in the majority.
09:48These are the Canadian people?
09:50Yes.
09:52You can tell my words.
09:54When I see him in the match of the stars.
09:58It's so sad that he's playing there.
10:00The fans are wrong.
10:04The fans are wrong.
10:06The fans are wrong.
10:08You played in this year in one team with Holland, right?
10:12He's also strong.
10:14No.
10:16He's cool.
10:18He's a good guy.
10:20If you think so.
10:22What?
10:28You know that he's beautiful
10:30and you know that he's a good girl.
10:32He's very good.
10:36It would be interesting to see you
10:38on one line with him.
10:40I'm sure he's strong on the flag.
10:42Well, you're strong.
10:46You would have put him in the center of mine?
10:50Mine?
10:52The viewers would like it.
10:54The viewers are sad.
10:56The viewers are mad!!
10:58UOUR!
10:59The viewers are mad!!!
11:04I'm wondering,�� all the different slips accessible havekar into Rose Landry?
11:12Is that sewing?
11:13It's still done, it's all for your second period.
11:44Can I offer you something to drink?
11:47I'll have the same as my teammate, please.
11:49Of course.
11:56So are they out of ginger ale, captain?
11:59I'm feeling a bit wild.
12:03So this should be fun, huh?
12:05I've always wondered what it would be like to play on the same team.
12:08Have you?
12:10Yeah, I have.
12:13Nice Addison, Florida this year, right?
12:16Yes.
12:17Here you go.
12:19Thanks.
12:25Did you bring anyone with you?
12:29My parents thought about coming, but they're going to Mexico in like two weeks,
12:32and they've been to these before, so...
12:38Also, I didn't feel like being managed this weekend.
12:43Did you bring anybody?
12:44No.
12:45Nice shirt.
12:46Thanks, Eric, to get into the spirit.
12:49I'm pulling it off.
12:50Cats and dogs!
12:51Look at this!
12:52Fucking beauties!
12:53This should be a fun time.
12:54And if you care about this guy, though, you can never trust me.
12:55One black coffee, please.
12:56Oh, I'm just fucking weak, bros.
12:57This is going to be a hell of a time.
12:58Let's go, East Boys!
12:59Let's go, East Boys!
13:00Woo-hoo!
13:01Woo-hoo!
13:02I feel like we're going to get a lot of time.
13:03I feel like we're going to get a lot of time.
13:04This is going to be a hell of a time.
13:05Let's go, East Boys!
13:06Woo-hoo!
13:07I feel like we're going to get a lot of that sort of thing this weekend.
13:14You should give us a chance to get to know each other.
13:15Who knows what we might have in common.
13:17Oh, I've seen you in a little bit of time.
13:18If you don't really want to go and see him, you should be a little bit!
13:19I'll see you in your head.
13:20I'll see you in your head.
13:21It's fun time.
13:22And if you care about this guy, though, you can never trust me.
13:23One black coffee, please.
13:24Oh, I'm just fucking weak, bros.
13:25This is going to be a hell of a time.
13:26Let's go, East Boys!
13:28Woo-hoo!
13:29I feel like we're going to get a lot of that sort of thing this weekend.
13:32They should give us a chance to get to know each other.
13:35Who knows what we might have in common?
13:42You're looking very pretty today, different maybe, someone take you shopping.
13:57If I tell you something, will you promise not to tell anyone or make fun of me?
14:06It depends.
14:07Seriously.
14:08Yeah, sure.
14:15I hired a stylist.
14:21Fuck you.
14:25Sorry.
14:27Wow.
14:28Of course you did.
14:30I shouldn't have told you.
14:31No, no.
14:32I love it.
14:33I love it.
14:34You got, what, tired of looking like shit?
14:36I didn't look like shit.
14:37I just wore like athletic stuff.
14:39Hmm.
14:40I know what you wore.
14:42And some of the guys in the league are so fashionable.
14:45Yeah.
14:46So very.
14:47Not you.
14:48Some of the guys.
14:49In the league.
14:50Other players, not you.
14:51Okay.
14:52Okay.
15:00So, this has nothing to do with Rosalindry?
15:04No.
15:05Well, I mean, yeah, she always dressed very well and so did her friends, but I just wanted
15:13I just want to stop looking like I was always going to the gym.
15:16I've never really cared about clothes.
15:20So, uh, you and her are not?
15:23We're not.
15:26She's great, but, uh, we're just not compatible, I guess.
15:43I should circulate, I guess.
15:47You have no clothes to show off.
16:05Okay, and I will not be losing this time.
16:08But if I lose, I will buy you all candy bars from the machine inside, okay?
16:14Hey, Hollander, Hollander, make sure you know that these cheaters cheat, okay?
16:19Okay.
16:20You know that guy?
16:21Yeah.
16:22Who's this guy?
16:23That's St. Hollander.
16:24Ah, so you know this guy.
16:29He's the best fan of the whole league.
16:31Oh, no, no, that's not true.
16:33Flash card.
16:34Ooh.
16:34No, you get out of the pool.
16:36No, where's your dad?
16:37Show me your dad.
16:39Okay, I forgive you.
16:40You can stay.
16:42On your butt.
16:44Get set.
16:46Goal!
16:52Get a new shot.
16:53Get a new shot.
16:55Get a new shot.
16:55Get a new shot.
16:55Get a new shot.
17:08Get a new shot.
17:18Get a new shot.
17:22Yeah.
17:23I'll tell you guys what's going on in school.
17:28Hey, Alinder.
17:30Can you get these kids some money?
17:31I don't have my wallet.
17:53Found you.
18:00So you were looking for me?
18:02Of course not.
18:06Oh, I looked up that word, compatible.
18:09What?
18:11Compatible.
18:12I thought I knew what it meant, but I wanted to be sure.
18:16Oh.
18:19So you and Rose Landry are not?
18:21Yeah, not compatible.
18:26Not in that way, anyway.
18:36When do you fly out?
18:39Early.
18:40I'm saying, Columbus?
18:43Toronto.
18:51What room are you in?
18:59What room are you in?
19:00What room are you in?
19:01What room are you in?
19:02What room are you in?
19:03What room are you in?
19:04What room are you in?
19:05What room are you in?
19:06What room are you in?
19:07What room are you in?
19:08What room are you in?
19:09What room are you in?
19:10What room are you in?
19:11What room are you in?
19:12What room are you in?
19:13What room are you in?
19:14What room are you in?
19:15What room are you in?
19:16What room are you in?
19:17What room are you in?
19:18What room are you in?
19:19What room are you in?
19:20What room are you in?
19:21What room are you in?
19:22What room are you in?
19:23What room are you in?
19:24this looks serious it's not I mean yeah I guess can you just sit down or something
19:38it's not just me right
19:52not just you what
19:55you feel it too don't you
20:00feel what
20:02last time we were together it was different
20:08what was different that you ran away
20:11look I'm sorry I freaked out okay
20:16freaked out over nothing
20:17it wasn't nothing don't act like that this is hard enough without you being an asshole
20:22what do you want Hollander
20:24we get together we fuck
20:33it's simple
20:33simple
20:34it's simple for me
20:35bullshit
20:36I think
20:41I think I'm gay
20:46oh yeah what what makes you think that fuck you you're not gay no not completely yeah well
20:57I think I am completely okay so you're gay so what well it's kind of a big deal to me at least
21:05sorry if I'm being boring again
21:08why are you telling me this who else am I gonna tell
21:23it's not just being gay
21:32it's you
21:34it's this
21:37being gay is one thing but this
21:41fucking your arch rival is another thing
21:44that's right there's a secret
21:46I know that but last time
21:49and for the record I am sorry about last time okay I'm sorry I freaked out
21:56but before that
22:00it was nice
22:04it was
22:07and it felt like we were something
22:11we can't be something Hollander
22:14would you want to be
22:20if we could
22:21we can't
22:23that's not what I asked
22:26what does it fucking matter
22:27I don't think I can keep pretending I don't like you anymore
22:32you don't like me
22:33yeah I do
22:36I think I like you maybe a little too much
22:39don't
22:40don't fucking do this Hollander
22:41I'm not
22:42I wouldn't be able to go home again
22:48ever
22:49do you get that
22:52because your family
22:54because Russia
22:55I would not be able to go back to Russia
22:57what would happen to you
23:00I don't want to find out
23:03but would your parents
23:07my father is police
23:10my brother is police
23:12and your mother
23:15dead
23:17I'm sorry
23:20I was young
23:22my father is very
23:26old-fashioned
23:27and sick
23:29sick like crazy
23:32they're too little
23:35but no sick more like
23:37oh like cancer
23:39dementia
23:40that's awful
23:43hey
23:50hey
23:53sorry
23:54how can I help you
24:00don't
24:00you
24:01yeah
24:02no
24:03no
24:04no
24:04no
24:07that's
24:20you
24:20you
24:21you
24:22what
24:26nothing
24:29good night shane
24:32good night
24:36boston louis texting you have fun
24:48it's not i don't care
24:50it's not i don't care
25:20my brother
25:28i can take it if you want to
25:44no i don't want to
25:46is everything okay at home
25:50your father
25:52enough
25:54questions you have too many of them
25:56i'm sorry
26:00is okay
26:04i wasn't clear
26:06i'm sorry in advance for tonight's game we're gonna destroy you guys
26:10oh
26:12so you were to be asshole
26:14no it's still you
26:16no it's not me you're the asshole
26:18everyone must know this
26:20jane hollander is an asshole
26:26okay
26:28rumors are true
26:30one thousand dollars for every goal scored
26:32tonight
26:34okay boys
26:36let's go boys
26:38let's go boys
26:42i said you
26:46i said you fuckers owe me one thousand dollars for every goal i scored
26:50you each owe me three thousand fucking dollars
26:52you know
26:54you know i'll agree
26:58what do you want
27:00hey
27:02hey
27:04did you hear about rosanna
27:06what about rosanna
27:08well he did not fly with the rest of the team to nashville
27:12two separately
27:14did not go to nashville at all
27:16he didn't get hurt last night did he
27:18not that i know of
27:20maybe he's sick
27:22maybe he's sick
27:23he's not
27:24i mean he didn't seem sick
27:26he's not calling this
27:28ESPN is just saying he did not go to nashville
27:32he's not
27:34he's selling
27:36he's selling
27:38he's selling
27:40he's selling
27:42he's selling
27:44he's selling
27:46he's selling
27:48he's selling
27:50he's selling
27:59he's selling
28:01oh
28:02hi this is
28:02i will never listen to
28:03your voicemail
28:18Hey, are you okay?
28:21You wear glasses.
28:23Just for reading.
28:25Where are you?
28:26At home.
28:27Put them back on, please.
28:29Boston?
28:31Moscow.
28:32Oh.
28:34Are you okay?
28:36I will be better when I see you in your glasses again.
28:43Happy?
28:45Happier.
28:48Is your father...
28:51Yes, Dad.
28:53Ilya.
28:55I'm so sorry.
28:57What are people saying about me?
28:59Nothing.
29:00The media is being super secretive and the Raiders haven't.
29:03Good.
29:04I will be back by the end of the week.
29:07You should take more time than that.
29:10Why?
29:10So you can catch up to me in this courting race?
29:13I'm being serious.
29:14You know, you can talk to me about whatever.
29:21I want to help if I can.
29:26Take off your clothes.
29:29What?
29:29I'm also being serious.
29:33If you want to help me, take your clothes off.
29:44Glyx is back on.
29:54Oh, man.
29:56I want to help you.
30:05I want to.
30:06I want to.
30:09CHOIR SINGS
31:09It's enough for me to escape.
31:13If only I can...
31:20Well?
31:25What?
31:27You're a fool!
31:29Then tell me your plan.
31:35Oh, my God!
31:37I still don't know, Alexei, he just died!
31:40Let me come to myself!
31:42And I?
31:44And I what?
31:46Can I also come to myself or not?
31:49Or it's only for the poor people who leave their own family?
31:52I've lost!
31:54For which money you live, you're a piece of shit?
31:56Who you put in your face and your nose?
31:59I'm a child!
32:01You're married!
32:03And it's I.
32:04I've been sitting with my father five months, every day, until he dies!
32:11It showed me that someone sang.
32:14Great.
32:15Now we'll listen to you, how your dick is going.
32:18You're dead!
32:20You're dead!
32:21You're dead!
32:22You're dead!
32:23You're dead!
32:24You're dead!
32:26You're dead!
32:28You're dead!
32:29You're dead!
32:30You're dead!
32:31You're dead!
32:32You're dead!
32:33You're dead!
32:35You're dead!
32:37I have my apartment.
32:39I will open my account.
32:41She will earn all the money, when it will be 18.
32:49And no longer do not turn to me.
32:53If you do this, you will always regret it.
32:56You understand?
32:58I will use all your glory, money and influence,
33:01so you could not appear in this city.
33:03Otherwise it will hurt you.
33:07So, take me what I would like.
33:10I will open your mouth and go here.
33:37I am not worthy of you.
33:38I am worthy of you.
33:39I am worthy of you.
33:40I am worthy of you.
33:42I would love this way.
33:45I am worthy of you.
33:47She is worthy of you.
33:50I am worthy of you.
33:51But you feel a doppelganger.
33:53You don't want me to do this.
33:54You know, I want you.
33:55You know what I love you.
33:57You know that I love you.
33:59I know.
34:01But you're not like with Jane.
34:04Right?
34:08I love you too.
34:10If I'm going to need you, I'll always be here.
34:13I'll never leave.
34:15I'm just hoping that Jane knows how it will be.
34:27Hey, I'm just gonna...
34:48Have fun!
34:57How are you?
35:11Okay.
35:13Not good.
35:15Probably bad.
35:18How's your family?
35:20At their worst.
35:22My brother is...
35:25I don't know.
35:26Scared.
35:28It makes him terrible.
35:31And it makes me terrible back.
35:34Is it very upsetting?
35:37Yes.
35:39But...
35:41Maybe I'm upset about the wrong thing.
35:45You mean not your father?
35:48Maybe...
35:52I...
35:54I...
35:55I wish it could be different.
35:58I wish he could know me or...
36:01I don't know.
36:05I don't know.
36:06English is too hard right now.
36:09I wish I spoke Russian.
36:12Yeah, you could probably learn it in a week.
36:15No accent.
36:16Perfect.
36:17Bonjour.
36:18That's French, Ilya.
36:19Yeah, I'm not sure.
36:20Where are you?
36:21I'm just walking.
36:22I needed to get out.
36:24Hey, I have an idea.
36:25How about you tell me everything that's on your mind, but in Russian?
36:28I won't understand, but maybe it'll help.
36:30Okay.
36:47Okay?
36:57I will never come back here.
37:02I hate everything here.
37:06And they all hate me.
37:10I pay for everything.
37:12I'm looking for everything.
37:14And I want to control the normal things.
37:16To eat at the same level.
37:18To be looking for father to be with his parents.
37:24To be idealized for their parents.
37:27And everything that I hear also is not good.
37:30I want more, Ilya.
37:32I need more, Ilya.
37:33More, more, more, more.
37:37I no longer can do this to them.
37:41I always sent them all.
37:42I feel myself empty.
37:45I don't like him.
37:48Look at me and see either a bank or a enemy.
37:52Or... I don't know who.
37:56My brother...
37:59He always hated me.
38:04I don't know why, but...
38:08But...
38:12It kills me.
38:20And it kills me, that he forgot about my mother.
38:23I don't know.
38:30But I couldn't.
38:33I wasn't here.
38:37I still paid for everything.
38:40But he will never forgive me.
38:43For what I have.
38:48And it means that now...
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