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00:00Excuse me, where do you think you're going?
00:22I was just coming to find you. We've been discharged.
00:25Right, so that's where you sent us for something to eat.
00:29You could do a runner.
00:30Yeah, look, I need to get out of here.
00:32It's me thinking I'm the only reckless one in the family.
00:34You don't know the half of it.
00:36Get back in bed.
00:38I need to get a passport, like now.
00:40You've already got one.
00:41If I want to leave the country, I need a new name, a new identity, right?
00:44Time is running out.
00:45What happened yesterday, that is nothing.
00:47If they get hold of me again...
00:48You are safer here.
00:50How do you work that out?
00:51Well, there's security, there's CCTV,
00:54and if they knew that you were in hospital,
00:56they'd have had another go by now, wouldn't they?
00:58Nice deduction, but I'm not willing to take that risk.
01:01Good to see you up and about.
01:03Yeah, up and about and out the door.
01:05I'm sorry?
01:06Oh, ignore her.
01:07She'd have me here all week.
01:08Truth is, I'm feeling loads better, Doc,
01:10so if it's all the same, I'd like to get myself gone.
01:13You know, don't want to be one of them, what do you call them,
01:15bed blockers.
01:16You need a CT scan.
01:18Just so we can be sure everything's as it should be.
01:21It was a significant hedge from me suffered.
01:24And if the scan's okay?
01:26You can get yourself gone.
01:28See?
01:29Only gonna be a few more hours.
01:31I'll, erm...
01:33I'll just go and chase them up.
01:51What are you creeping out of bed for?
01:52Hey.
01:53Oh, you're not still mad at me, are you?
01:56I did apologise.
01:58I know you did.
01:59Lots.
02:01I love you.
02:02I love you too.
02:09I was thinking of going for a run.
02:12Fancy joining me?
02:13Oh, do I have to?
02:14I mean, it's New Year's Eve.
02:15I think you deserve a blowout.
02:17What have you got in mind?
02:19I don't know.
02:20Rovers, stagger home at midnight,
02:22and then start the year as we mean to go on.
02:29I think I'm gonna like 2026.
02:31It's gonna be our year.
02:33I can feel it.
02:35I hope so.
02:38I know I haven't been the, erm...
02:40the easiest person to live with.
02:44You've had a lot of upheaval.
02:47While we're talking about moving forward,
02:50why don't I make a few resolutions?
02:52Okay.
02:53Well, you can start by not leaving your dirty underwear
02:57on the bathroom floor.
02:58Ah, right!
02:59I mean proper ones to help our relationship.
03:03Like what?
03:05Like, er, I don't know, why...
03:08Why don't you try a little bit harder to show me more affection?
03:12You know, when we're round about.
03:14I thought you didn't like public displays of affection.
03:16Why wouldn't I?
03:17Okay, yeah, I mean, I can do that, yeah.
03:22Alright.
03:23Great.
03:24And I will sort out my underwear off the floor.
03:27In fact, I'm gonna go and do it now.
03:29And I'll put a wash on.
03:30Good job.
03:31Wow!
03:47What's the key for?
03:48Felt like you tried a pocket.
03:50It's for Billy's place.
03:51Well did he slip at you last night, did he?
03:53He didn't slip me anything, thank you very much.
03:56What's the key for?
03:59It's for Summer.
04:01She's always losing hers and that way she can knock on and get straight back in the flat.
04:05What?
04:06Look, if, if 2026 is gonna be our year, I need you to be honest with me.
04:17You know?
04:18No more secrets.
04:20I mean, God knows what you've been telling folk about us.
04:24I haven't told anyone anything.
04:26I mean it, babe.
04:29I am, I'm completely committed to this, alright?
04:33The question is, can you say the same?
04:41Ah, Carlos.
04:43Hey Ron, you alright, mate?
04:45Better than you by the looks of things.
04:47Yeah, I've had better days.
04:49Well if you're looking for Debbie.
04:50Is she in?
04:51I'm afraid not.
04:52Urgent wedding business, apparently.
05:00Can I help?
05:03I don't know.
05:08It's about my mum.
05:10The funeral director called and said I could see her if I wanted to.
05:17Say goodbye.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Is that what you want to do?
05:22I don't know.
05:23What do you reckon?
05:24Me?
05:26Well, I'd go head into the next year knowing that I did the right thing.
05:31But what does Abby think?
05:35You tell me she was up and out before I got up.
05:38Oh.
05:39Well, er, if you can't face it on your own, he'd like to, er, well, someone to, you know, I could always come with you.
05:51Will you do that?
05:52Of course.
05:58Right, well, I'm just going to have a nice bottle of wine now.
06:02Yep.
06:03You two.
06:04Laters.
06:06You alright?
06:07Yeah, are you?
06:08Er, fifteen please.
06:09What?
06:10No family discount?
06:11I don't even get one of those and I work here.
06:13It's alright then.
06:14Hmm.
06:16Nice one.
06:17See ya.
06:19Asher, you know that my boss was a tat, right?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Yeah, I heard about that.
06:24How is he?
06:25Ah, he's not great and the person responsible is still out there.
06:30It's going to sound weird but I just need to know if he mentioned the words Hill Rhubarb in the ambulance or at the hospital.
06:36Just wondered if you knew anyone to speak to.
06:39No worries if not, you probably don't want to be thinking about your old job after.
06:42After my breakdown?
06:43Yeah.
06:45Erm, look, I'll tell you what, I'll do you one better than give you a name.
06:49I'll go down and ask about myself.
06:51Nice one.
06:52Oh, remember Hill...
06:54And Rhubarb.
06:55Eh, so got it.
06:57See ya.
06:58See ya.
07:01Oh, Ty, that was amazing.
07:06Yeah, you know, you remind me of that fella in that film, Running.
07:11What?
07:12Forrest Gump?
07:13No, the other one with the music.
07:17Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
07:18Goom-goom-goom-goom-goom.
07:20Tiddiddra, hum-goom-goom-goom…
07:22Da-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah.
07:24Da-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah…
07:25Duh-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah…
07:26Chariot-saphyter?
07:27Yes, that's the one!
07:28You!
07:29On your crutches, battling against adversity, refusing to give up no matter what.
07:34You get that from me.
07:35me what can i get you uh orange juice yes you got any plans for tonight um no no just a quiet one
07:44at home oh what all on your billy no mate why don't you come here hey todd's just been in booking a
07:50table for him and theo so you can get him with them todd how was he yeah fine i think i mean
07:56he didn't stay long he said he had to get off for the shops but um he seemed all right why
08:00eh no no no reason do you know what i think i will pop down tonight absolutely ah yay well i can
08:09promise flowing ale and banging tunes and pork scratchies and don't forget the crisps or salted
08:14flavors hey do you mind if i join you oh you'd be a welcome distraction this is the most boring case
08:22i've ever worked on what is it oh can you not say it was a border dispute involving an overhanging apple
08:28tree and a load of missing group it's not really a law is it never is um do you mind if i ask you
08:35something legal advice not not really um how did you know that yasmin was in a an abusive relationship
08:46you know something she said or something you saw oh wow um sorry hope you don't mind talking about it
08:53no no no it's fine um gran didn't realize it was happening and neither did i at first eventually
09:02i could see what jeff was doing but it was like she was brainwashed and that's what abusers do they
09:09they strip you of everything that you are your confidence and then when you do find enough clarity
09:17to question them they gaslight you convince you that it's your fault sounds familiar is it happening
09:25to someone you know um yeah i think so yeah and a parishioner so yeah i want to help yeah well
09:34whoever it is you just need to let them go at their own pace because pushing them too hard means
09:39pushing them away sometimes for good okay understood yeah asher what have you got for me
09:49so i've spoken to sienna and she's the one that transferred costello nice one so what did she say
09:54yeah so she said that there was a police officer with him but once they'd gone he kept repeating
10:01rhubarb blessing and hill blessing well that could be connected or it could just be three random words
10:13oh wait that's it costello you sneaky what is well i think he was giving us a location you know a thread
10:22to pull up oh oh yeah using three words no we used to use that all the time for call outs
10:28exactly anyway asher thank you for that i'll speak to you later all right see ya
10:49why don't you two leave first and head back to the house yeah and it's like i'll follow on in a bit
10:55as soon as i'm sure we're safe no way i'm not letting you out of my sight yeah you've had a
11:01head injury what funny turn or something funny turn how old you think i am look you need to go
11:08there's no point all three of us being in danger and it's hardly like i'm going to take our daughter
11:12to go and pick up a dodgy passport no i get that but the thing is you could
11:15hey asher what's wrong i'll see you later you all right lauren are you yeah we're cool i think we
11:27were back at work oh i'm not um i thought i'd try my hand at some police work though oh yeah by doing
11:35what oh um i'm just chatting to a friend for kit yeah she transferred costello and he was saying
11:42some stuff in the ambulance that kit thinks might help so well help help how i mean what what did he
11:49say oh um i don't know he was saying some like random words um what was it rhubarb blessing and hill
11:58and just he's just not sure what it means so right all right all right oh trying to do give me
12:12thrombie it's worth it what do you want uh excuse me don't you mean yes madam yes madam how may be of
12:19assistance to you well actually you can't i'm uh meeting someone oh yeah day well all right
12:28does i'm so surprised who is it he's uh why is a customer from work glenn oh glenn he means
12:37the speed doll looking for a lassie did he very nice oh very funny i don't know though it is a bit
12:43weird isn't it him asking me out on a date on new year's eve glenn's after fireworks at midnight
12:48well he won't be lighting my fuse so what's up with you then you're away with the fairies just now
12:54uh you know raf raphael yeah well he reckons that carl has been buying cheap booze and running it
13:00through the books at top dollar so fraud in other words yeah yeah i just don't want to worry debbie
13:06with it until i've got any proof and i can't access any of the accounts to check because carl's got all
13:11the passwords well if it was my business and i was being ripped off i'd definitely want to know
13:16oh hey up looks like we're on wish me luck good luck hiya you're right get a drink
13:31of course in america they have a massive ball oh sounds painful a what now time square a giant
13:37ball descends at one minute to midnight and comes to rest at twelve i've always favored
13:43italy's new year tradition why what's that the donning of red underwear for luck my own pair was
13:52presented to me in 1998 by a neapolitan called stefano i remember his rugged handsome good looks now
14:02and his chocolate brown eyes reflecting the fireworks over castello de lofo as the clocks stroke 12.
14:11oh that's lovely indeed i am i pop my own parent at 30 degrees delicate wash every year to honor him
14:24you wear them now hey brian not cool oh i do how like you to defend a lady's honor but it's a valid
14:31question i wear them every day if i could but the chafing would be absolutely horrendous
14:35oh hi babe nothing oh i know he's um gone for a pint with gary and a couple of lads from work here
14:43in a bit though all right you got ants in your pants what uh no just um new year ain't it i just yeah
14:50excited woohoo oh did you get to the shop on time todicles there you are hey hey look who i bumped into
14:56hey i'm so glad you're here why no reason right what we having billy a pint for todd i'm saying
15:06pint for todd and oh surprise me corporation pop it is i've never had one of those now mind you up come
15:12on give me a hand with these how are you yeah fine you well i'm not the one who was upset and half freezing
15:24today last night i'm i'm worried about you you're blowing it out of proportion am i those things
15:30you said about theo what not all relationships are perfect right we're not all like you and paul
15:37sorry look me and theo we're good all right great in fact
15:47why do you keep checking the door what's that supposed to mean well you worried theo's
15:51going to come in and see us talking i am checking the door because i'm excited to see my boyfriend
15:58i don't want to argue with you okay i just want you to know that i'm here for you if you need to
16:04talk here we go beer's up please george nice to a happy 2026. cheers
16:10hello you
16:24yeah i'm sorry i'm gonna be a bit busy here for a bit
16:28i know i did but i can't be out can it sarah it could be a missing person
16:33no what i can't tell you more well once i'm done here i'll be there won't i
16:45sarah i've got to go i'll uh i'll speak to you in a bit
16:48i'll take a cup of kindness yeah attack what's what's tack when it's at home tack
17:01take we'll take a cup of kindness for sake of all lang syne well why does it say tack then oh
17:07tie why does it matter well i'm just wondering right hey are you tacking your crutches then or not
17:13ah very good yes i'm determined to see the new year in on my feet i suppose that depends on how
17:20legless you get oh all comedians tonight aren't we eh all right kev you off out yeah yeah gonna go
17:28down robbers oh shame that i was hoping to hide out here jack set his mates well i'm stopping in if
17:34that's any help come with us i don't know why i bother well and spend the night with a load of
17:40happy couples looking forward to a brilliant 2026 no thanks rather than spending it all alone
17:47you're never alone if you've got a telly oh wow mate come on that sounds depressing but it does
17:52you can't be on your tod for new year come with us you know you want it yeah come with us all right
17:57i'll tag along but you were buying the first pint now deal actually i've got some in the fridge
18:03tuck one from there it was uh you okay um a bit freaked out if i'm honest
18:21it's like all those years resenting her and then there she was this shell
18:29yeah i see my mom when she passed that was one of the uh hardest things i've had to do
18:40you know i never said goodbye to her
18:44we did have a great relationship yeah but she's still my mom
18:49probably left this world thinking i didn't give a toss about her
19:00maybe if i've been there at the end tell her i loved her maybe she'd have said it back to me
19:09man my mum she was fierce she had to be to keep me and her head in line never once said she loved us
19:17at least not in words we judged her on what she did and what she said
19:25probably uh elaine was
19:28the same no
19:32she was cold distant
19:37no wonder i turned out the way i did
19:40like what you're not a bad bloke
19:43i'm selfish
19:49incapable of love because i never had it growing up
19:53how about you you love abby right
19:58you do
20:00love abby
20:03right
20:03hello
20:15police is anyone there
20:16one
20:30one two three
20:31I actually hit the spot.
20:38I don't know if they like tequila.
20:40Tasted like turps.
20:42Well, you know what they say, Rev.
20:44One dozen tequila only makes it stronger.
20:47Mary, is that one of your own?
20:50Is it X? You read it on a novelty teeter.
20:53You know, it's been ages since I've had a lick, sip and suck.
20:57Wow! Too much information, Mary.
21:00Flippin' heck!
21:01I am never gonna unhear that!
21:05I'm not sure about this.
21:07Oh, OK, OK.
21:09I know I'm watching missing him, but Craig won't want you stopping in on your own tonight.
21:14There is a glass doing, mate.
21:16Paint's all right?
21:17Come on, let's look to the future.
21:19All right.
21:20Yeah.
21:22All right?
21:24Oh, hey.
21:26Mmm!
21:27Enough PDA for you?
21:31You do.
21:34You were right, right?
21:35Fresh start.
21:362026.
21:37Do you mean it?
21:39I can prove it.
21:41Really?
21:42I don't know.
21:44OK, I...
21:46I mean, I was gonna...
21:48wait until...
21:49midnight, but...
21:50What?
21:51For what?
21:57Go on, Tom, lad!
22:00Theo Silverton.
22:03Will you marry me?
22:05...
22:25Ooh!
22:26Our first New Year in the pub and we get a proposal.
22:29Glenda, get your phone. This is gold.
22:30I'm already on it, love.
22:31I'm already on it, love.
22:33Hurry up for you, I need the loop.
22:34Keep being in a romantic moment.
22:37Come on, you.
22:38Don't leave me hanging.
22:44Of course I will.
22:45All right.
22:48Thank Kevin for that.
22:49Someone help me up, my knee's gone.
22:52Hey, listen, everybody.
22:54Drinks all round.
22:57Ben, go and get the expensive cassettes.
22:59And blend your glasses.
23:00Thanks, Billy.
23:02Well, thank you so much.
23:03I'm so happy for you.
23:05Well done, guys.
23:07Hey, we do stag and hens.
23:09I think it's more stag and hag.
23:11Oh, weddings, we could do you wedding?
23:13Yeah, and I'd be more than happy to be
23:14pridesmaid if required.
23:16Ha, ha, ha.
23:17Thought you were going to turn me down for a minute there.
23:19I was just, you know, surprised, that's all.
23:23Yeah, sorry about that.
23:24I mean, I had it all planned for 12,
23:26and then you sort of forced my hand a little bit.
23:29Yeah, yeah, I suppose I did.
23:33You are OK with it?
23:35Yeah, it's all I want.
23:40You and me, together.
23:52Carla?
23:53Well, I'll give you a look at your hands.
23:55I'm not going to lie.
23:56I'm not going to lie.
23:57Don't lie.
23:58I'm not going to lie.
23:59I'm not going to lie.
24:00That's not going to lie.
24:01I'm not going to lie.
24:02It's all I want to lie.
24:03I'm not going to lie.
24:04I'm not going to lie.
24:05You and me, together, you know,
24:06always be safe.
24:07You fancy a brew?
24:28Uh, nah, mate. I've got to be heading off.
24:31Debbie will be, uh, she'll be wondering why.
24:34You're a lucky man, you know.
24:35Oh, bless with a physique like this, you know.
24:41She's one in a million, my sister.
24:44I know.
24:46Is she gonna need us both soon?
24:50Yeah.
24:52I'm trying to think about it.
24:54Yeah. Yeah, me too.
24:58I just want to, uh, enjoy the time that we've got left before you...
25:03She's always stood by me.
25:07Oh.
25:08Even when I messed up.
25:10And you have messed up, my friend. Severely.
25:13Yeah, well, unlike her son, she doesn't judge.
25:17Well, that's because she loves the bones of you.
25:18Call this, call that.
25:23She's always looked out for me.
25:24Yeah.
25:27That's what family's for, huh?
25:32Well, just make sure you look after her.
25:35I will.
25:36Don't you worry.
25:38Ooh, let me go get some more glasses.
25:40Thanks, babe.
25:41You're welcome.
25:41I never thought I'd see the day you getting hitched.
25:44I know.
25:44Someone's finally making an honest man, am I?
25:46And he's a good one, so just...
25:48Don't ask this all.
25:50Right, everyone, a toast to the happy couple.
25:52The happy couple.
25:54How many toast is that now?
25:55At least ten.
25:57Oh, darling, I'm so happy for you.
25:59You finally found the one.
26:00I have.
26:01He makes me happy.
26:02Where is the new Mr Grimshaw?
26:04I don't know.
26:05He's probably just gone to the Lou.
26:07Yeah, I'll tell you what, mate.
26:08I hope he's not done a runner.
26:09Really?
26:09I'm joking.
26:10I mean, Todd's a catch.
26:11Look at those cheekbones.
26:12Thank you, Mr Windass, all right?
26:14You've missed the boat spoken for now.
26:18Oh, hey, Tyrone's here.
26:20Yay!
26:22What have I done?
26:23You came to the pub.
26:25We've all got a bit giddy.
26:27Todd and Theo got engaged.
26:28They never did.
26:29It's great to see you up and about, mate.
26:30Aw, a toast to Tyrone.
26:32Oh, Tyrone!
26:34Ooh, is there any of that Prosecco going back in?
26:37Recovery's going well, then, mate.
26:38Get in there, yeah.
26:39Although, to be honest, I could do with a seat.
26:41Come on with me, mate.
26:42We'll get you out of the booth.
26:45Oh, thank you.
26:46You all right?
26:47Someone will help you.
26:48It's a fresh drink.
26:49I'm going to pine.
26:50We'll get it.
26:50It's a fresh drink.
26:51I'm very sorry.
26:51Leave on me.
26:52Leave on my chest.
26:54Leave on my chest.
26:55Leave on my chest.
26:56Leave on your feet.
26:56Leave on your feet.
27:08No peeking.
27:33And Dorian, you stay away from that fridge.
27:36Everything OK?
27:39Put your voice down.
27:40Oh, sorry?
27:42Hide and seek.
27:43Dorian loves it.
27:44If I stand out here, they'll never find me.
27:47Unless, of course, you give it away with your fog on voice.
27:50All right, she'll.
27:51I'll leave you to it.
27:52Good luck.
27:53Hey, aren't you supposed to be in the pub?
27:55Oh, I didn't fancy it, really.
27:58Well, do you fancy a few hours of the three stooges?
28:00I'll swap you.
28:01Oh, I'll leave you to it.
28:02I'll get back.
28:04Have an early night.
28:05An early night?
28:06It's New Year's Eve, you know.
28:08The fireworks are going to wake you up.
28:09Well, I'll stick the telly on.
28:11What?
28:11On your own?
28:13Look, I'll be fine.
28:14I'll watch a film and have some oven chips.
28:19Good flipping heck.
28:21Sound like a Mike Lee film.
28:23Kev!
28:23Oh, look.
28:26It's up along Cassidy looking for his sidekick.
28:29I'd better get back in before they break the house down.
28:34What are you doing?
28:35I just felt a bit tired.
28:37I thought I'd get off and have a quiet one.
28:40I've just got a pint in.
28:41Yeah, well, you can have it.
28:43I'll come back here for a bit.
28:44No, I'm not in the mood.
28:46You can't just keep running away, you know.
28:52Here you go, sweetheart.
28:53Here you go.
29:23Hey.
29:27How was today?
29:28Oh, er, draining.
29:30Yeah, I bet it was.
29:32Poor you.
29:33Do you want a brew?
29:35No.
29:36But...
29:36wouldn't mind a cuddle.
29:38Okay, well, I think I can probably stretch to one of them.
29:42Can I go to the pub?
29:51Can't see a drink after today.
29:53Oh, well, I would, but there's a toddler over there that needs looking after.
29:56Well, I can see if Debbie can sit.
30:00Oh, I think I'd actually just prefer a quiet one, if I'm being honest.
30:04Oh, come on.
30:05It's New Year's Eve.
30:06We should be enjoying ourselves.
30:07Well, you can go out and I'll just stop here and watch a bit of telly.
30:10No.
30:11No.
30:12No, I'll stay.
30:13Well, you don't have to.
30:15I'll be fine.
30:16Probably because I just lost me mum, but I want to be with you.
30:21Oh, that's really sweet.
30:25I do love you.
30:28And I love you.
30:29Can you do it?
30:31I just need to sort him out.
30:34Come on in, sweetheart.
30:37Here you go.
30:38Good boy.
30:40Come on.
30:43Right, I'll get around him.
30:45Well, hang on, it's my turn.
30:46No, no, just wait.
30:47I reckon he'll be giving out more for a seco in a minute.
30:49No, I reckon that's it for the free booze now.
30:51You watch.
30:52I know how to do it.
30:54Okay, Todd.
30:54Hey, I suppose congratulations on having an order.
30:58Yeah, thanks, Billy.
30:59That was really stressful.
31:01So, you sure you want to get married?
31:04Yeah.
31:05To him?
31:06Are you trying to hit on me right after I've just got engaged?
31:09No.
31:10No, it's just a big decision, isn't it?
31:13I just want to make sure you're not rushing in for things.
31:16No, 2026 is going to be our year.
31:18It's fresh to the heart.
31:19Well, just because the numbers change doesn't mean anything else will.
31:24We're going to be fine.
31:25Oh, please trust me.
31:26Yeah, I do.
31:28I just, I don't trust him.
31:31Billy, how you doing?
31:34And congratulations to you.
31:36Have you thought about a date yet?
31:38No, but I want to get some in the diary soon.
31:40I guess he's changing his mind.
31:42Listen, I've been thinking about that parishioner you mentioned.
31:45Oh, yeah.
31:46I've had an idea how to help.
31:48Look, I'll let you talk about parish business.
31:51I'm going to get a drink.
31:51Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
31:55A toast to Todd.
31:58Oh, Prosecco!
32:01So, if you felt comfortable enough, you could use Claire's law.
32:09Oh, yeah, I've read about that.
32:11You can request information from the police about a potentially abusive partner.
32:15Okay.
32:16All right, that's really useful.
32:18Thanks.
32:19I can talk you through the procedure tomorrow if you like.
32:22Yeah, that would be great.
32:25Natural, come on, have a dance.
32:27Let your beard down.
32:28Maybe later.
32:28Come on, then, are you going to talk to me or what?
32:52Everyone's looking at me.
32:54I know they are.
32:54Don't give over the heck.
32:56There's that sad Kevin Webster.
32:58His brother nicked his wife.
33:00Just like you're nicking all these chicks.
33:02It's humiliating.
33:04Look, they're probably just thinking,
33:05oh, great, it's Kevin, you know, he's a good laugh.
33:07Really?
33:08A good laugh might be stretching it a bit far.
33:11Well, I panic when I'm in there.
33:13It's all couples.
33:15Everyone's together.
33:16Got somebody, apart from me.
33:20Well, so what?
33:21They're probably unhappy.
33:23They've all got their own problems.
33:24We all have.
33:26Yeah, I suppose.
33:28Well, not everyone was in a couple, you know.
33:31Billy's single.
33:33Or Glenda, you know.
33:35Or you and Maggie.
33:36No way.
33:37She scares the life out of me.
33:40No, I'm joking, boy.
33:43On a serious note, I mean, we both had a pretty rotten year.
33:46Why don't we see it out together, eh?
33:50Wish for a better 2026.
33:54I'll be running off with me brother.
33:57It's not me confidence, mate.
34:00Yeah, yeah, I get that.
34:03But think about this.
34:04Right, that place behind us, the Rovers,
34:06you know what that is?
34:07That is your boozer.
34:09And then people in there, they are your mates.
34:12You was here long before Abby and Kyle rocked up.
34:15So if you stay away from there on New Year's Eve,
34:18it's like you're letting them win.
34:31Have you heard of Mum?
34:32Mm-hm.
34:33Yeah, she texted earlier.
34:36She's fine.
34:37She's fine.
34:42Are you fine with me going out?
34:45No.
34:46Not really, if I'm being honest, but...
34:49Just be careful, yeah, and keep your phone on you at all times.
34:56I'm a little bit scared.
34:59You know, if Curtis is gang-a-watching.
35:01Well, why don't you stay in, then?
35:05You know, ask Lauren to come over.
35:07Yeah?
35:11Why don't we go to Spain now?
35:13Well, tonight?
35:16I don't think we'll get tickets for now, do you?
35:18No, I just mean as soon as.
35:23I'm not ready yet.
35:25Every minute we stay here, the more danger we're in.
35:28Look, Bess, I understand that you're worrying.
35:29I do.
35:30But there's a lot to sort out, isn't there?
35:32You know, there's my job, there's...
35:34There's house, it's...
35:35Yeah, but your job and your house,
35:37they're no good if we're dead, are they?
35:39Hey, come on, it's not going to come to that.
35:41How do you know?
35:44Because I'm a police officer,
35:45and I'm going to keep us safe.
35:47We'd be safer in Spain.
35:49Look, I said not yet.
35:50OK?
35:50It's about Carla, isn't it?
35:58No.
35:58Read the room, Mum.
36:01Look, just because she's not been in touch doesn't mean that she...
36:04Right, I get that it's hard.
36:05I re...
36:06I really do.
36:13But...
36:13Carla's moved on.
36:16You know...
36:17She dumped you.
36:23I need to speak to her.
36:24Yeah, but she obviously doesn't want to speak to you.
36:27And to be honest...
36:28You are better off without her.
36:32If that is how she is going to treat people...
36:39Yeah.
36:41Yeah.
36:46Yeah.
36:47Maybe you're right.
36:53Then let's go, then.
36:55You know?
36:58We can book flights for tomorrow.
37:04And we can be a family again.
37:12New Year's Day in the sun.
37:21This is nice, isn't it?
37:24Just me and you on a box set.
37:27Yeah.
37:28Great.
37:34Do you know what would make it even better, though?
37:38What, like...
37:39Like right now?
37:39No, not that.
37:40Not a takeaway.
37:42Oh.
37:43Er...
37:44I'm not massively hungry.
37:46Oh, I'm just...
37:47I really want a curry.
37:49I want to...
37:50I want to speed down bowl tea.
37:53They won't be open, will they?
37:54It's New Year's Eve.
37:55You'll be having a laugh.
37:56Of course they will.
37:58Well, go on, then.
37:58Get me a couple of onion barges while you're there, please.
38:01Oh, the age of chivalry is well and truly dead.
38:04Well, I'm comfy.
38:05But you're lazy.
38:06Come on.
38:06Get off your butt.
38:07Prove you love me.
38:09You know that I love you.
38:11All right, fine.
38:15I'll go get you a curry.
38:17You're a legend.
38:21Get a nan and a rice as well, please.
38:25Don't watch the next episode without me.
38:27Mwah!
38:40Flight floor.
38:52There you are, my love.
38:53Have a lovely evening.
38:54Oh, some new year this is.
38:58Yeah, you can go home at least, if you want.
39:00There's an out for me there.
39:01Now I'll just stay here for the freebies.
39:04Right, that's your last one.
39:05And it's only out of pity, because you got blown out.
39:08Er, excuse me, I told you, I ditched him.
39:10I'm not the best of you.
39:12The poor guy looked gutted.
39:13Yeah, well, he should have stopped banging on about sheds then, shouldn't he?
39:18Oh, Debbie's popping in.
39:20Are you going to tell her?
39:22What, about you nicking wine?
39:23Well, you're poor, innit?
39:25Only because you're heartbroken.
39:26No, I mean about your cow suspicions.
39:28Yeah, well, we don't know for a fact that he's doing anything, Dutchie.
39:34Well, then there's no harm in mentioning it, is there?
39:37Well, she is a sister.
39:38I mean, you're probably aware of it.
39:40Oh, do you want me to talk to her for you?
39:43I'm just worried that it's going to look like I'm accusing her or something.
39:46Yeah, you're probably right.
39:48I mean, he is a brother.
39:49She'll probably side with him.
39:51Yeah.
39:51Then I'd get a side.
39:53Well, I'd give you a job.
39:54Let's feed that.
39:56I can't work with you.
39:57Why not?
39:58Too much sexual tension.
40:01Oh, Ryan!
40:02That was ages ago.
40:03And I like it here, you know.
40:04I don't really want to rock the boat.
40:07Now, if he is up to no good, then I need to find some actual evidence first.
40:11Yeah.
40:14Mine's a brandy.
40:16When you're ready.
40:17Er, what are you doing here?
40:19Where are the kids?
40:20Ooh!
40:20Now, they're asleep.
40:21Steve and Cassie came back early.
40:24And I need a drink.
40:26I think my New Year's resolution will be to learn a language.
40:30Really?
40:31At your age, I...
40:32Watch your mouth.
40:33Yes, you know, there is a law against ageism.
40:36Equality Act 2010.
40:38Hey, be careful what you say.
40:39She'll have you up in court here.
40:41Rumpel of the bailer.
40:42I think it's a lovely idea, Maggie.
40:44Good on you.
40:45Always meant to do it.
40:46But I didn't pay enough attention at school.
40:49Too busy being distracted by boys.
40:52Which one will you go for?
40:53English.
40:55Funny.
40:56But no.
40:58I quite fancy Italian.
40:59Ooh, yeah, I love Italian.
41:01It's dead romantic, isn't it?
41:02I think you marry one.
41:04Is that long?
41:05No.
41:06No, he was Argentinian.
41:08I can just see myself swanning around Venice, chatting to the gondoliers, eating cornettos.
41:15Yeah, I might join you on that one.
41:17Well, I resolved to be the best boyfriend ever.
41:19Oh, hey, husband.
41:21Hey.
41:21Oh, yeah.
41:22Oh, guys.
41:24To the happy couple.
41:25Oh, no, Kev.
41:26Oh, come on.
41:27It's New Year's Eve.
41:28There we go.
41:29There we go.
41:30That's better.
41:32How about you, then, Kev?
41:34Oh, I don't believe in him.
41:36Oh, it's supposed to have something to aim for.
41:38Yeah, come on, Kev.
41:38There's got to be some of it.
41:39Yeah, you could aim for buying a new anorak.
41:41Oh, right.
41:42I resolved to stay out of bother.
41:44Yeah, I'm with you on that.
41:45And in 12 months' time, to be with someone, to kiss at midnight.
41:50Oh, Kev, we'll kiss you.
41:52Yeah.
41:53Me first.
41:54Come here.
41:55Oh, God.
42:00Oh, God.
42:01Oh, God.
42:02Oh, God.
42:03Oh, God.
42:03Oh, God.
42:04Oh, God.
42:04Oh, God.
42:05Oh, God.
42:15Yeah, I'm sorry.
42:26I know, but I've just got caught up with work, Sarah.
42:28Well, I'll be home in a bit, honestly.
42:31Right, OK.
42:31I'll see you soon.
42:32Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:41Three, two, one.
42:44Happy New Year!
42:56Todd, talk an afternoon, sir.
42:57Happy New Year!
43:00Happy New Year, Mr. Grunshaw.
43:03What have you been telling Billy?
43:05Nothing.
43:06Why?
43:07I don't believe you.
43:08What did he say?
43:11Him and Ali were talking about abusive partners.
43:14And he clearly met me, and he must have got that from you.
43:17No, no, no, no, no.
43:17I would never say anything like that about you.
43:22You'd better be telling the truth.
43:24I am, honestly.
43:25I would not talk about you to anyone.
43:29It's no one's business, but I was.
43:33Well, you should have thought about that before.
43:35A little performance before.
43:36What do you mean?
43:37Oh, get it down on one knee.
43:39In front of everyone.
43:39What were you thinking?
43:40I was trying to be romantic.
43:44Have you embarrassed yourself?
43:45And me.
43:46I didn't mean to.
43:47What?
43:48Cut it up here, can you?
43:50Everything has to be about you, don't it?
43:52Eh?
43:53You're pathetic.
43:54Oh, do you mind?
44:03Yeah, let's have a drink.
44:04I don't know.
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