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Palm Royale - Season 2 Episode 8 -
Maxine Hits the Slopes
Maxine Hits the Slopes
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01:29Here she is, Mrs. Rawlins, freshly bathed for her journey.
01:35Thank you, Lottie.
01:36You've been incredibly kind.
01:38A mother at long last.
01:42Auf Wiedersehen, Penelope.
01:45May you have a blessed future.
01:59General Harrison's eggnog.
02:07Bourbon, neat, whole milk.
02:13Grootsy pals, that's hello in Switzerland.
02:16Grasshopper, Danka.
02:18Prepare to leave your Palm Beach worries at the door
02:23and become newer, better European versions of ourselves on the Continental Continent.
02:29Are you ready to capture Norma and throw her in a dark hole forever and ever, amen?
02:33What happened to leaving our troubles at the door?
02:35This isn't an ordinary trouble.
02:36This is a tripart mission.
02:38One, avenge my sister.
02:39Two, get you out of the basement of the FBI.
02:42And three, give you a lights-out explosive headline that's bound to win to a Pulitzer.
02:47Three stones.
02:48One, identity thieving, murderous.
02:50It is all rather thrilling.
02:52Maybe some time away might give me a fresh career perspective.
02:56Nothing like some alpine air and an international woman hunt to clear the mind.
03:02Evelyn, listen, I want...
03:04Oh, okay.
03:04I wanted to thank you as my conservatress for coming with me on this Swiss sojourn.
03:09I'm not coming abroad with you.
03:11I'm coming abroad with my gorgeous husband, right, darling?
03:14A perfect opportunity for a late honeymoon.
03:17Son, ski, me.
03:18It'll be nice to take a break from the stress of the business.
03:23What stress of the business?
03:25Oh, look.
03:26It's the incubator waddling in for a landing.
03:28Oh, everyone, clear the path.
03:30Make sure there's no tripping hazards here.
03:32VIP, very important passenger, coming through.
03:35Shut the fuck up, Maxine.
03:36Please, hold the sauce, sister.
03:38I'm just trying to help you out.
03:39Like when you played dead and haunted me?
03:42I could kill you.
03:43I really could.
03:43Are we about to have an incident?
03:46No.
03:46No incident.
03:47Because any incident you cause will be cause for ejection.
03:51As a decorated airman, you have my solemn aircrew vow that there will be no cause for ejection between my ex-wife and my wife.
03:59You?
04:00A pilot?
04:01Yes, ma'am.
04:02I proudly flew the Dallas-Cleveland-Atlanta route for 20 solid years.
04:06Oh, big ma.
04:08Yeah, big ma.
04:09Yeah, big ma.
04:11Good afternoon.
04:12Good afternoon, Rick ma.
04:13String pillows.
04:14Douglas, I think the air hostesses are making fun of you.
04:18Bula and Bula were big men too once.
04:23In the war.
04:24In the war, we were huge men.
04:27We were fighter pilots.
04:28Now we're back to doing women's work pushing vorm nuts.
04:32Only good part of every speech layover is taking Bula's plane for a spin.
04:37I dock it at our sister Sheila's chalet villa that rip.
04:44Where's the bathroom?
04:45In the rear.
04:46Ooh.
04:47Take your seats.
04:50Go ahead.
04:51Is there anything about me in there?
05:03What are you doing here?
05:04For your informazione, we are on a secret mission.
05:08Patch Post is threatening to spread a rumor that I'm Nixon's parable.
05:12And my only salvation from societal ruin is the dim hope that Axel has some bejeweled eggs stuffed in a safety deposit box.
05:21The Black Widow and her mustachioed man on an international gambit full of intrigue and jewels and scandal?
05:28Why you two are the Jenna and James Bond of Palm Beach?
05:31When you put it in those Maximian terms, that's a spirit.
05:36Let's take off!
05:37It's not my decision.
05:42It's not my decision.
06:07It's not my decision.
06:17It's not my decision.
06:23It's not.
06:29It's not happy about this man.
06:31It's not my decision.
06:33Did you visit your portrait?
06:49I still don't understand how it's possible.
06:52Switzerland is how.
06:54It never takes sides in the who's who and the what's what of the world.
06:58And it's more than happy to oblige the wealth and whims of one of its greatest families.
07:03Of which you are now legally a member.
07:08Yes, but a painting doesn't make me a telecorpore, Norma.
07:13In Switzerland, names are given, names are taken.
07:18And now, you have one of the most powerful, my son.
07:28Pardon me, ma'am.
07:30Oh.
07:30Is this he taken?
07:32Where's Mitzi?
07:33Oh, she's in the bathroom again.
07:38That is quite a spiffy travel coat.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41The telecorpore ski jacket.
07:44I always wore it when I, uh...
07:45Went skiing?
07:47Yeah.
07:49It's kind of like old times, huh?
07:53You and me, up in the clouds.
07:55I can't stop thinking about you.
08:06Douglas.
08:07Stop.
08:09I'm not gonna do to Mitzi what she did to me.
08:11Okay, look, here's what I'm thinking.
08:15Once the baby comes and we free up the money, then I'll divorce Mitzi.
08:21I'll put her up someplace really nice.
08:24And you and I can get remarried.
08:26And I'll be a father.
08:27And as long as you're okay with having someone else's kid in our life, then...
08:34We could have it all.
08:36Yeah.
08:37The money, the name, the house.
08:40Well, maybe not the house.
08:42Unless you want to shack up with a robber.
08:43Speaking of that...
08:48There's something I want to tell you.
08:52Gosh, how do I say this?
08:54Norma isn't Norma.
08:56Her real name is Agnes, and she's an imposter.
08:59So it's not really her house to give away in the first place.
09:01Hey, you're talking Swahili here, Max.
09:03Okay, just focus on this.
09:04The house, the money, the fortune...
09:06All of it is...
09:08It's already yours.
09:10I'm sorry, I didn't tell you earlier.
09:14I just didn't...
09:14You didn't want me to squander away the money before you got your half.
09:19No.
09:19God, you know me so well.
09:21I do.
09:25Don't mind me.
09:31Gin and Tommy, please.
09:34What a nice watch, man.
09:36Evelyn got it for me.
09:37Oh.
09:38What was the occasion?
09:41She just loves me.
09:43Of course.
09:47I am sorry about the pickle the murder of my sister put the Pomeroyle in.
09:51That is the least of our worries.
09:55Have a seat.
10:00Worries, you say?
10:03Do tell.
10:03Do tell.
10:03Do tell.
10:03Do tell.
10:10You and me are going to tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte.
10:16TĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte.
10:17It's French.
10:18For even though you have a bun in that oven, Douglas most certainly did not do the baking.
10:23In fact, I think a certain alligator wrangler's spermatozoa is multiplying in that tiny uterus of yours, even as we speak.
10:29Your French stinks.
10:31They say a picture speaks a thousand words.
10:35I'm a very popular face in Palm Beach.
10:38Lots of men have my picture.
10:39I see.
10:40And do you love lots of men in Palm Beach forever and ever?
10:46Either I blow the lid off this joint, or you give me half that baby money when the kid is born.
10:50I can't give you half the baby trust because Douglas already promised it to Maxine.
10:58Much to my chagrin.
11:00Chagrin?
11:00That's French for leave me the fuck alone.
11:11No.
11:12Come here often?
11:13Why the smug mug?
11:15Little birdie told me you might be having some problems with the old IRS.
11:18Well, it seems little birdies are in season because one just told me you're about to come into scads of money once Mitzi pops out her nugget.
11:25Yes, well, your little birdie tweets truth.
11:27And maybe I could send some of those scads over to the IRS on your behalf.
11:34Out with the if, I sniff.
11:36If your business becomes my business.
11:39We're partners at the Palm Royale.
11:42I do believe I have you by the balls, if that's the right saying.
11:46Fine.
11:46Well, it has to be different this time.
11:49No scheming or double dealing.
11:51No secrets.
11:52In that case, um, I, um, I, I may have accidentally...
11:58Stepped out on Eddie.
11:59I know.
11:59I saw the apology watch.
12:00What are you talking about?
12:02Evelyn.
12:03Everyone in Palm Beach knows when someone gives their significant other a fancy piece of jewelry when it is not a birthday or a holiday,
12:09they are indeed saying I'm sorry without saying I'm sorry.
12:13I feel horrible even after giving him the watch.
12:17Take it from me.
12:19Be honest from the start and then move on.
12:22Look at me and Douglas.
12:23Not the best example.
12:25Just do it today.
12:28Please.
12:29Promise.
12:30Promise.
12:31Please, take your seats and strap in.
12:34Things are about to get a little boopy.
12:37Oh, dear.
12:38This hotel has a fascinating history.
12:46First it was a convent, and then it became the Flugenorgon, an all-girls boarding school, before converting to a wartime hospital.
12:52Oh, there's another chapter, Anne.
12:53Don't forget.
12:54When Norma Delacorte, nay, Agnes Housy-whatsit, was boondoggled and hornswoggled.
13:00That's not what boondoggled means.
13:02What's your plan, Gumshoe?
13:03Are you going to storm the lobby and throw a butterfly net over her?
13:06No.
13:07It's kind of funny, huh?
13:08You all travel all the way to the other side of the world for a vacation, and you end up with the exact same people.
13:14That's just how rich people travel.
13:16It's a hurting instinct.
13:17Well, speak for yourself.
13:18I've never been to this hotel.
13:19It was Skeet and his first wife's special place.
13:22I never wanted to go because I didn't want to be haunted by her ghost.
13:25Being haunted's no fun, right, Maxine?
13:27Mitzi, you really must let that go.
13:29Besides, it was Virginia's idea.
13:31Oh, hell no.
13:32I'm not a part of this.
13:34We all just need to move on.
13:36Well, you know what I'm looking forward to the most?
13:40Skiing.
13:41Oh, same here.
13:43We used to play a game at a boarding school called Bum Bum Rush, and we'd get silly on peppermint shops and race down the mountain in our skivvies.
13:52Oh, such a gasp.
13:53I'm right here, Dinah.
13:58There's no need to broadcast your skivvies.
14:01Listen, when we get to the premises, boys, you take all the luggage.
14:04Ladies, we'll fan out and look for Robert.
14:06He's the heart and soul of Palm Beach, and he's never done anything bad to any one of us.
14:12We need to bring our native son home.
14:13Agreed?
14:14All right.
14:14Put the pedal to the metal.
14:16You got to burn the dog.
14:19Oh, my God!
14:20I'm carrying the car!
14:21I'm carrying the car!
14:22I'm carrying the car!
14:23Oh, he's rolling!
14:24Stop the car!
14:25Stop the car!
14:40We've been expecting you.
14:42Welcome to the phone.
14:44We found him.
14:45Robert.
14:46Maxine thought you'd be stuffed in a dungeon.
14:48Still on your manhunt.
14:50What are you planning to do?
14:52Throw a giant butterfly net over her?
14:55No.
14:56Of course Norma knew you would arrive
14:57because of the verification of the baby.
15:00She left a while ago.
15:02I'll be at the bar.
15:04Me too.
15:05She left this for you.
15:11Maxine, by the time you read this,
15:14I'll be long gone.
15:16One step ahead of you, as always.
15:18Please enjoy the skiing,
15:20hot buttered beer,
15:22and our famous
15:23urban hemiflugens.
15:26Swiss kidney chowder.
15:28Oh.
15:29From my gap year in Leipzig.
15:31Norma was always a fabulous host.
15:33Hmm.
15:34My son Robert will see to your every...
15:37need.
15:42Son?
15:43Norma was pregnant.
15:45Norma adopted me.
15:48I am now a Delacorte.
15:50Officially.
15:51Is this because you and I had a fight?
15:54Maxine, not everything is about you.
15:56I'm just trying to find a peaceful life.
15:58Norma's not even Norma, you know.
16:00So all of it, the life, the Delacorte mansion,
16:03it's not yours.
16:05In fact, it's Douglas's.
16:07Prove it.
16:08You bet your bottom dollar I'm gonna prove it.
16:17Her bellwoman Lottie will assist you from here on.
16:22Lottie?
16:23Oh, God.
16:24Auf Wiedersehen.
16:25Oh, that means goodbye.
16:32Lottie, is it?
16:35Um, would you mind directing us to the bank?
16:37Of course.
16:38You just hop on the gondola,
16:40take it all the way to the tippy-top of the mountain,
16:43just above the Hall of Delacorte.
16:46See, the whole hall.
16:47Well, jerks.
16:49Yes, hi, hi, hi.
16:52I was wondering if the honeymoon suite might be available.
16:55We're at capacity due to Krampus weekend.
16:59What the hell is Krampus weekend?
17:01Well, Krampus was Krampus' mistress.
17:04Who's Krampus?
17:05Our Santa Claus, demonic rat bastard.
17:09Krampus was Mr. and Mrs. Krampus' maid.
17:13When Mrs. Krampus found out that she was stopping her husband,
17:17she threw her into the fireplace
17:20and burned her for being a...
17:23conniving?
17:26Lying?
17:29Adulteress?
17:31I believe that's yours.
17:32No, it's yours.
17:34Vetch.
17:35Get to me.
17:36Ladies, new plan.
17:38We have to prove that Norma is not Norma.
17:41What? Find Norma bones?
17:43I don't know. Just start digging.
17:45I'm not digging for some decades-old identity theft.
17:47This is not gonna help my career.
17:49Excuse me. Sorry if I don't have a bunch of Russian moles scurrying around.
17:52This is the best we got.
17:53What Russian mole?
17:54Seriously?
17:56Sorry.
17:57Nothing.
17:59Virginia, is this true?
18:00Hey Max, come on. It's time to get to the bank.
18:02Okay, just nose around and see what you can sniff out.
18:06Mitzi!
18:07Tick-tock!
18:08We gotta go to the bank.
18:09I'll be there in a minute. I just need to call my doctor.
18:12Wind from south 40 knots.
18:15Big storm brinks tomorrow.
18:17Let me guess. Wringing your alligator sommelier?
18:20No.
18:21Get on the gondola, bitch.
18:24Evelyn!
18:26Oh, ready to hit the slopes?
18:28Ashley, I thought we could do some whore broom decorating.
18:32I'm sorry. I'm positive I misheard you.
18:35Whore broom decorating?
18:36The locals celebrate Frampus weekend by decorating brooms like women and burning them.
18:41Could be fun.
18:43So fun.
18:44What an asshole.
18:50Now I'm a guest in his hotel?
18:52He has the stones to steal my house.
18:55Our house.
18:56We'll get it back.
18:57We just have to prove Norma isn't Norma.
18:59Crazy old crackerjack.
19:01Can't believe she offed her roommate.
19:04Don't call her crazy, Perry.
19:05That is just a label society puts on women.
19:09Exhibit A, Frampus.
19:11Exhibit B, me.
19:13Match pose threatening me with her smear campaign.
19:16Hmm.
19:17We should just cut, babe.
19:19Head for the hills.
19:20Become Swiss snow people.
19:25But what about the children?
19:27Oh, right.
19:29The boarding school is awfully close.
19:32Austria, then.
19:34I'm sorry, you have children?
19:36I have four.
19:38Oh.
19:39I'm not the father.
19:40Mm-mm.
19:41That's husband number one.
19:42Yeah.
19:43But I do like to think of them as my own.
19:45Hmm.
19:46For two days every other year.
19:48Bless.
19:49My babies.
19:50Oh, look, I think I see the bank.
19:51Where?
19:52Look, on the top of the mountain.
19:53Oh.
19:54You would think after so many years I would get used to the altitude, but I swear it is still
20:03a real knob gobbler.
20:04Were you here when this was a boarding school?
20:06Before that, toots.
20:07Do you happen to remember Norma Delacorte by any chance?
20:09Oh, yes, Norma.
20:10Of course.
20:11A real spitfire.
20:12It's a shame she had to leave after her father died, but as is our good fortune, she has been
20:23our benefactress ever since.
20:25She loved her alma mater.
20:28What about a little girl named Agnes?
20:30I don't remember her.
20:35You know what you really should do?
20:38What's that?
20:39Ask me about me.
20:40I have had a very interesting life.
20:43But all anybody cares about are the young patooties.
20:47Did you know that I used to be a nun?
20:50I know.
20:51Hard to think of a sexual muffin like me hiding all of my bushels.
20:56I was a hot to trot girl.
20:59So, they stuck me in a convent.
21:02Nothing more frightening than a sexual woman.
21:06You two understand.
21:09How long you been together?
21:11Oh, we're just work colleagues.
21:14I'd like us to be equal partners, but one of us won't let the other one in on her top secret secrets.
21:20Sure, partners.
21:21Is that the word now?
21:23I'm a Catholic.
21:25We love euphemisms.
21:27Oh, look there's Frampus.
21:30Fine looking woman, eh?
21:32Her face looks like it's falling off.
21:34Well, what do you expect?
21:36Her boss threw her into the fire.
21:44Something in the buttermilk ain't clean.
21:46Hello?
21:47Maybe they're closed.
21:48Hello?
21:49Maybe they're closed.
21:50Hello?
21:51Sorry about the wait.
21:52Only one man on deck.
21:53Me, Borg.
21:54Everyone else took off for the Frampus weekend.
21:55Yes, we've heard.
21:56Do you all going to the horbro es burning?
22:14Borg, everyone else took off for the Frampus weekend.
22:18Yes, we've heard.
22:20Are you all going to the Horbroom burning tonight?
22:23Yours truly is master of ceremonies.
22:26I'm sorry.
22:28From down here, you are the spitting image of...
22:32My brother, Benny.
22:34You're Benny Barnhill's twin brother.
22:37We're a mirror image identical.
22:40Twins? I'm a twin.
22:42Oh, gosh, isn't it wonderful?
22:44It's like two hearts beating as one.
22:46I haven't talked to that arshlock in 40 years.
22:49Oh.
22:51Hello, Dinah Donahue.
22:53My fiancé, Axel Rosenhips, is recently deceased,
22:56and we would like to visit his safety deposit box.
22:59Righty-o.
23:01And let me guess.
23:03The rest of you are here for the baby verification, right?
23:07Looks good.
23:09She is pregnant.
23:11Oh.
23:12That's it?
23:13Oh, no.
23:14Of course not.
23:15Safety deposit boxes are upstairs.
23:18Everybody else, join me at my big desk.
23:23What?
23:24Big desk.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:27Oh, that's for that desk.
23:28Okay.
23:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:31Nine, nine, nine.
23:33Okay.
23:34So.
23:35It looks like we just need the signature of the ex-wife
23:39so that she can release her claim on the funds,
23:42and then we can, as you are there, I can say,
23:44get the Zeigel on the road.
23:46Okay.
23:47That's me.
23:48Hello.
23:49Ex-wife.
23:50Ready to sign.
23:51The certificate.
23:52Yes.
23:53There you go.
23:54Grandparents.
23:55No parents.
23:56No kids.
23:57Dead twin.
23:58Oh.
23:59There is no Maxine Horton on the claim.
24:03We need the signature of Penelope Rawlins.
24:08What?
24:09Why?
24:10We were never married.
24:13Only engaged.
24:14Well, her name was a death's beneficiary, yet some burnt.
24:19Okay.
24:20Woman of truth.
24:27Nothing.
24:31Nothing!
24:32And I assume you need her signature before you can release the funds, correct?
24:36That is correct.
24:37Unless all parties have signed by midnight on the hundredth year of the trust's endowment,
24:41it becomes the property of the Swiss government.
24:46Oh, God!
24:47Oh, God!
24:48I'm gonna have the worst reputation in Palm Beach for centuries!
24:51Oh, my God!
24:52I'm certain I'm gonna certainly regret asking this, but when is that hundredth anniversary?
24:58Tomorrow.
24:59Jesus.
25:00Tomorrow.
25:01There you go.
25:02Oh, thank you.
25:03Wait, wait, wait.
25:04What?
25:05Sometimes I wake in the dead of night to see Agnes staring at me.
25:18I swear she's planning something horrid.
25:22So this means none of us get any money?
25:29What?
25:30This was all for nothing.
25:31Not nothing.
25:32But not eighty-two million dollars.
25:35No, no, no.
25:36Let me think.
25:37So Linda is still in Poland, currently on tour with the Bolshoi Ballet.
25:43Ladies.
25:44Hello.
25:45I was wondering if your plane happened to be nearby.
25:58Of course.
25:59Um, would you mind if my ex-husband borrowed it to perform an act of economic heroism?
26:05I'm not letting Mr. Big Steve take off on my string head.
26:12What you need?
26:14It's a very, very dangerous mission.
26:17It would require courage and death-defined female bravery.
26:24Go on.
26:26You would need to fly behind the Iron Curtain to extract a woman who is being forced to wash dance belts against her will.
26:39Yes?
26:40Is that a yes?
26:41Oh, thank you very much indeed.
26:55Mm-hmm.
26:56There.
26:57All done.
27:00Who does that look like?
27:02Me?
27:03Mamie Eisenhower.
27:05Oh, my God.
27:06I'm in desperate need of another cocktail, would you mind?
27:10For me?
27:11Hello?
27:12Urgent news.
27:13I don't have to sign the baby papers.
27:14Linda does.
27:15Fuck a duck.
27:16No, no.
27:17You can keep that pal of Urgent.
27:18I solved it.
27:19I sent the two Swedish stews over to Poland to fetch her.
27:20And she'll be here by morn.
27:21Wait a minute.
27:22You mean to tell me you knew where she was this whole time?
27:23I know.
27:24I'm sorry.
27:25It was a secret that I was killed.
27:26No, no, no.
27:27No, no.
27:28No, no.
27:29No, no.
27:30No, no.
27:31No, no.
27:32No, no.
27:33No, no.
27:34No, no.
27:35No, no.
27:36No, no.
27:37No, no.
27:38No, no.
27:39It's a secret that I was keeping before we made our pact.
27:41Listen, she's going to get here and sign the pa...
27:44Fudge, I just realized I had to show my birth certificate.
27:49How are we going to prove that Linda is who we say she is?
27:52Well, Linda was born here.
27:54There's got to be a record of it somewhere.
27:56I'll talk to that old Lottie coot.
27:58Good thinking, pal.
27:59Have you told Eddie yet?
28:06The watch will have to suffice.
28:08Well, if it makes you feel any better.
28:10I have been contemplating having an affair with my ex-husband.
28:14You cannot do that, Maxine.
28:16Well...
28:17Why?
28:18Because if Mitzi finds out, she'll divorce him and then no one gets any money?
28:22Yes.
28:23And also, it's bad.
28:25Bad things come from bad things.
28:27Look at Frampus.
28:28It's true.
28:29Oh, I don't know what I was thinking.
28:31And he's about to have a child with another woman.
28:34Would it change things if he wasn't, um, having a child with a... another woman?
28:43Of course.
28:44I'm happy for him, I guess.
28:48In some way.
28:50I don't know.
28:51It's complicated.
28:52Yes, it is.
28:55Just do what I say and do not have sex, Maxine.
28:57I mean it.
29:03Your drink, my lady.
29:05I'm so sorry, darling.
29:06I'm going to have to take it on the run.
29:08I've got pressing business to attend to regarding our future, but you enjoy yourself.
29:12What?
29:17What about our horror brooms?
29:19I don't understand.
29:21How did Evelyn get my picture?
29:23She found it in my wallet, which fell out of my pants because I was having sex with her.
29:27You had sex with Evelyn?
29:29Hey, I'm just doing what I have to do.
29:33I'm fucking playing dress up with a fucking crazy lady who thinks I'm a ghost.
29:37I'm doing my part.
29:39You do yours.
29:40I'm having a baby.
29:42Is that not sufficient, Jed?
29:45Kill Evelyn.
29:47I can't do that.
29:49I'm pregnant.
29:50Oh, bootlegger.
29:52I'm ready for my bubble bath.
29:56Do what I said or don't come home.
29:58We weren't supposed to hurt people.
29:59We weren't supposed to hurt people.
30:00We weren't supposed to hurt people.
30:05Hey, my boy, my girl.
30:06I'm getting back and over $6,000.
30:07I'm getting back and over $8,000.
30:08I have any problems.
30:09I have any problems.
30:10What?
30:11You got anything?
30:12I can't do.
30:13I can't do that, my love.
30:14I can't do that.
30:15Grasshopper to go, my good salaud.
30:18I can't do that.
30:20Oh, Stag Brother, prepare to reclaim your birthright.
30:27James and Jenna Bond, have your proof.
30:31The real Norma wrote my Axel all about her creepy roommate, Agnes,
30:36who, guess what, was plotting something horrid.
30:41I knew it. Oh, I did it. I saved the day.
30:45Actually, we did. Hit the slopes.
30:49Good luck.
30:51Dearest Axel, Agnes is at it again.
30:55And she's always lurking in the shadows, like some sort of ghost.
30:59She's usually quite peculiar.
31:01In many ways, her behavior has taken a turn that is more unsettling.
31:06I do not know what to do.
31:10What a beautiful day, man. Incredible.
31:13You should take a trip down the bunny slope.
31:15Potter sublime.
31:17What are you wearing?
31:19My Delacorte ski jacket.
31:23Every Delacorte man has one.
31:25Oh, no.
31:29No, no, no.
31:31First you steal my house.
31:33Then you steal my identity.
31:35I will not let you steal my Delacorte ski jacket.
31:39This one's mine, not yours.
31:41Har har har.
31:43You have something on your throat?
31:45Har har har!
31:47Dinah? Did you hear that?
31:49Oh, God. Is that the...
31:51Call of my mighty stag brother.
31:53Just go to him, I'm duty bound.
31:55Fine.
31:56Go.
31:57I'll wait.
31:59Tis time, brother.
32:03Time for what?
32:04Tis time.
32:06I hereby challenge you to a stag duel.
32:12Right here.
32:13Right now.
32:14In the snow.
32:16Be prepared to be charged.
32:19You don't want this, man.
32:20Then run it.
32:21Then charged again.
32:23I went to war.
32:25I have my tactics.
32:26Tactics?
32:29Easy, easy, easy.
32:33I heard your call, brother!
32:45You all right there, stags?
32:49See you later.
32:52You may have won this battle, but you sure will not win the war.
33:10Don't worry about me, I'm fine.
33:14Max, open the door.
33:18It's me.
33:19Oh, Douglas.
33:21I can't have you storm in my castle.
33:24I promised Devlin I wouldn't.
33:26Well, I think you will change your mind when you see what I am carrying.
33:30I have to prove that Norma isn't Norma.
33:33All right, just get in here.
33:36What is it?
33:37Can we have sex now?
33:38Proof first.
33:39Okay, I have in my pocket a packet of letters that proves that not only does Agnes exist,
33:51but she is most likely a murderer.
33:55What?
33:56They're gone.
33:57I must have switched jackets with Robert when I was ramming him on the mountain.
33:58What?
33:59Forgive me.
34:00How long have you worked here?
34:01Oh, since the convent days, through the war times, through the neonatal times, right up to the ski chalet times.
34:22So, you were here when it was a hospital.
34:29The glory days.
34:32You wouldn't have any records from those times.
34:37Birth certificates, perhaps.
34:48Excuse me.
34:51Well, how are you finding Switzerland?
34:56Well, it seems like my wife has completely abandoned me on our honeymoon, but otherwise it's going swimmingly.
35:04Look, I'm sorry I gave your letters to Evelyn. That was wrong of me.
35:09But I'd still really like to be your friend.
35:12Ditto, pal.
35:14And don't sweat it.
35:16Ooh, nice watch.
35:19Evelyn gave it to me.
35:22Did she?
35:28Right up with me.
35:30Oh, you changed for dinner.
35:33Well, in Palm Beach we change for breakfast, lunch, martinis and dinner.
35:37Oh, how nice.
35:39I've been wearing the same shit for 40 years.
35:43I go slow.
35:45These aren't what they used to be.
35:47You know, you take your time.
35:48You take your time.
35:49I so appreciate your kindness.
36:00May I tell you something?
36:02As a friend?
36:03Yeah.
36:04In Palm Beach, people only give a significant other fancy jewelry when it's not a birthday or a holiday for one reason.
36:16What reason?
36:17Guilt.
36:18It's an apology.
36:19An apology for what?
36:20Well, let me put it to you this way.
36:36Perry has four.
36:37I'm sorry.
36:47I hope that was the right thing to do.
36:52It was.
36:55Marriage is hard, Eddie.
36:57It's really hard.
36:59But if you love her, please give Evelyn a chance to explain.
37:02I've been her.
37:04As you know.
37:13Want to ski down with me?
37:16Can you keep up?
37:29You whore.
37:40Cozy room you've got here.
37:41Yeah, my little bird's nest.
37:44Rollins, you said, yeah?
37:46Penelope Rollins.
37:47Her father's name was Eugene, but everyone called him Skeet.
37:51I think you love this Skeet guy.
37:53I can tell.
37:54Another life, when I was just a Rollins.
37:58Not that being a Rollins was simple.
38:01But since then, I've tacked on so many names.
38:03I fear I'm getting further and further from myself.
38:08Live long enough as a woman, and you will be many people along the way.
38:14All of them will be you.
38:16Yeah.
38:17That's what I'm afraid of.
38:19Racine, Muggles, Verth.
38:23Oh!
38:24Look, here we are.
38:27Rollins.
38:29Penelope.
38:31Papa named Eugene.
38:34Mama Linda?
38:36Yes.
38:37Penelope's mother's name was Linda, which is why she now calls herself Linda.
38:42One life.
38:44So many names.
38:45Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:47Why don't you stay up here for a little bit?
38:52Be alone.
38:53I think you might enjoy that.
38:56I might.
38:57Yes.
38:59I know you are out there, pretty thing.
39:18You do not want to do whatever it is you are thinking of doing.
39:35Let's go get some grub.
39:36Yeah?
39:37Yeah.
39:38You know back in the convent days, we nuns used to sneak around in the back halls.
39:52So the priests wouldn't be tempted.
39:54Jerks.
39:55Yeah.
39:56Jerks.
39:57Come.
39:58Sit by the fire.
40:12I'll go get the kid.
40:16He's in the shower.
40:30So what's your plan?
40:32Shoot.
40:33What are you doing?
40:36Where did you learn how to pick a lock?
40:43Sister Immaculata used to make me break into the priest's candy bolt.
40:47Yeah.
40:48In the orphanage.
40:49It's all about getting the tongue in the right place.
40:58Oh Norma.
41:00I've become someone I don't recognize.
41:03Such a slight.
41:05Tell me everything.
41:07I've misled so many people.
41:10People have been hurt.
41:12And worse.
41:14The idea of going back to Palm Beach for this big wedding of the season.
41:19For what?
41:21It's a big, disgusting show.
41:25You're going to be a mother, Mitzi.
41:28And a mother does what she must for her child.
41:32You make it sound easy.
41:35Switzerland was made for moments like this.
41:39What is this?
41:40A Catholic annulment.
41:41You'll be free of Douglas for good.
41:46Super good.
41:47There they are.
41:53What are you doing?
41:54Taking back my Delacorte ski jacket.
41:55Stop being so turlish.
41:56Just let's go.
41:57Just leave it.
41:58Come on.
41:59Come on.
42:00Come on.
42:01Come on.
42:02Come on.
42:03Fancy.
42:04What's the location?
42:05What's the location?
42:06There they are.
42:07There they are.
42:08What are you doing?
42:09This is huge.
42:10This is a big, big night.
42:12And what is your window doing open?
42:13You're going to catch me room with the window.
42:14Fancy!
42:15And what's the location?
42:16The window, come on, come on.
42:31Nancy, what's the occasion?
42:33This is a big, big night.
42:35And what is your window doing open?
42:38You're going to catch your death.
42:43Oh, please, you're just angry because father never loved you.
42:46It's because I knew his secret.
42:49What secret?
42:51He had a second family.
42:53珊 unless you do.
42:59Stop waiting.
43:02No!
43:03Let's go!
43:04No!
43:06Oh, oh!
43:08And I'll often do not hit the ground
43:11From half the hill on the ocean
43:14She's coming!
43:15Hey!
43:16Hey!
43:17Hey!
43:18Hey!
43:19Hey!
43:20Hey!
43:21Hey!
43:22Hey!
43:23Hey!
43:24Hey!
43:25Hey!
43:26Hey!
43:27Hey!
43:28Hey!
43:29Hey!
43:30Hey!
43:31Hey!
43:32Hey!
43:33Hey!
43:34Hey!
43:35Hey!
43:36Hey!
43:37Hey!
43:38Hey!
43:39Hey!
43:40Hey!
43:41Hey!
43:42Hey!
43:43Hey!
43:44Hey!
43:45Hey!
43:46Hey!
43:47Hey!
43:48Hey!
43:49Hey!
43:50Hey!
43:51Hey!
43:52Hey!
43:53Hey!
43:54Hey!
43:55Hey!
43:56Hey!
43:57Hey!
43:58Hey!
43:59Hey!
44:00Hey!
44:01Hey!
44:02Hey!
44:03Hey!
44:04For Christmas, poor Brune-Burnie!
44:07Ya-ya-ya!
44:34You're gonna-
44:36Arrass someone!
44:38Come on!
44:39I am fine.
44:41Posse-poopers!
44:47Agnes P. Moriarty.
44:49She's buried here.
44:52No.
44:55Norma's buried here.
44:59For real Norma.
45:00Norma Bones.
45:14You said no one would find you here, Norma.
45:17Missy's my favorite, so I invited her.
45:20You're tempting fate.
45:21Oh, pish.
45:22I'll keep her secret, Robert.
45:25What are you up to?
45:30So, this is what vacation is like.
45:35I can't believe you won't tell me about the Russian mole.
45:38You need to drop it, Anne.
45:39Sorry.
45:40My restless, inquiring mind is a curse.
45:43And I know you want to tell me.
45:45Aren't we there yet?
45:46As friends?
45:47As partners in this adventure?
45:49I can't tell you I'll lose my job.
45:51You hate your job.
45:52You're always saying how those people use you and take you for granted.
45:55And they don't see you as a real person.
45:56And they don't see you as a real person.
45:58There's a Russian mole in Palm Beach.
46:00Someone with a direct line to the Kremlin.
46:01This person is highly connected, and although their identity remains unknown, it is known they run in circles with Pinky and Raquel Kimberly Markle.
46:07However, the Markles have gone missing ever since they got arrested by the IRS in a secret raid.
46:32How do you feel?
46:36Great.
46:37I thought I was going to go crazy.
46:39Why don't you stay locked up inside yourself?
46:41It makes anyone crazy.
46:42Like that loom, Lottie.
46:44You know why they made sexy girls go away to places like this back then, don't you?
46:48There's Anne.
46:49Anne!
46:50Virginia!
46:51Come quick.
46:52Hurry!
46:53Here.
46:54Look.
46:55Look!
46:56Agnes P. Moriarty.
46:591890 to 1905.
47:01She's not alone.
47:02Who's Charlotte Moriarty?
47:031865 to...
47:04There's no death year.
47:05I mean, she's still alive.
47:06And why will girls sit to this place?
47:07If they were unmarried and pregnant.
47:08Charlotte, that's long for Lottie.
47:09So Lottie's enormous.
47:10Mother.
47:11What?
47:12What?
47:13What?
47:14What?
47:15What?
47:16What?
47:17What?
47:18What?
47:19What?
47:20What?
47:21What?
47:22What?
47:23What?
47:24What?
47:25What?
47:26What?
47:27What?
47:28What?
47:29What?
47:30What?
47:31What?
47:32What?
47:33Sit down, Mama.
47:35Mama?
47:36Yes?
47:37We're all family here, or we could be.
47:40You all need to eat your Alfred McGronin.
47:44It's the winter here.
47:46You're way too skinny.
47:48Missy's being a very brave girl.
47:51She's annulled her marriage to Douglas.
47:55It takes a lot of courage, Missy.
47:58However, there is a matter of the trust.
48:0082 million smackaroos, Wiener.
48:03Yes, please. Thank you.
48:05That is a lot of money just to leave sitting there.
48:10Well, I have no intention of letting it just sit.
48:13All you have to do, Missy, is marry a Delacorte.
48:19You happen to know one, Robert?
48:25Yeah, but I'm not a Delacorte.
48:27I adopted you. You're my son.
48:29But you are not a Delacorte.
48:31I've been a Delacorte longer than you've been alive.
48:35I say who I am, nobody else.
48:38I've earned this name, and nobody is going to take it from me or from you.
48:43Shakespeare asked, what's in a name?
48:47I think he thought a name had no inherent value or meaning.
48:52Bozo! He didn't have 82 million bucks attached to his.
48:58The name Delacorte saved my life.
49:01And now it's going to save this poor unmarried girl.
49:05That money was never Douglas's.
49:10It was never Maxine's. Hell, it was never mine.
49:15That money belongs to the child.
49:18What do you say, my boy?
49:22Do it for mother.
49:24I'm getting married in the morning.
49:28Ding dong! The bells are going to chime!
49:31Shut up, mother.
49:34So this is where you've been hiding?
49:36Nope, not hiding.
49:37Ruminating.
49:38Anything you want to ruminate in my direction?
49:43In fact, there is.
49:45There is.
49:46I'm getting married in the morning.
49:47Ding dong!
49:48The bells are going to chime!
49:50Shut up, mother.
49:53So this is where you've been hiding?
49:55No, not hiding.
49:57Ruminating.
49:59Anything you want to ruminate in my direction?
50:02In fact, there is.
50:08I...
50:13I...
50:17I don't think that's Douglas's baby.
50:20I don't believe it.
50:21I didn't either at first, but then I pressed Mitzi,
50:24and I'm telling you, that beanpole is up to no good.
50:27She's a clever little rat.
50:28Rat?
50:29I am working multiple lanes, baby.
50:31Meantime, Maxine has no idea, and I'm getting her to give me
50:35some of her half of the baby money to pay off the IRS.
50:38And then after Linda...
50:40Yes, Linda gets here.
50:42My bet is dollars to donuts, one call to Interpol,
50:45and we get our house back.
50:49Wow.
50:50And I did it all for us.
50:52For you.
50:56Is that all?
50:57Is that all?
50:58Isn't that enough?
50:59Your wife is a genius.
51:00My wife is a snake!
51:01My wife is a snake!
51:09Was it Jed?
51:15That he...
51:16I love you.
51:17I love you.
51:28Happy honeymoon.
51:29Hi Guys!
51:30champ-excaps.
51:40Hot!
51:41Hot camp-excaps over here.
51:44Hot schnaps.
51:45Hot schnapps!
51:47This your fountain of youth?
51:50Perhaps.
51:52Here's mud in your eye.
51:54Here's mud in your eye.
52:00Rough night?
52:02That's an understatement.
52:04Perry, I've been looking high and low for you.
52:08I saw you being all chummy with your ex-boyfriend.
52:12Perry, you are totally out of line.
52:14Hard!
52:16Come, everyone, gather around the fireplace.
52:19I have a story to tell.
52:21Everybody come, gather around the fireplace.
52:25Quiet, please.
52:27Whatever you do, don't tip her off that we know what we know.
52:29We have to keep her ignorant and buttered up so she'll spill.
52:32Quiet!
52:36This is the history of Frampus, told by me, Lottie.
52:42Frampus had a different name once, but that name has been forgotten to time.
52:49What we do know is that she was a small-town girl with big city dreams.
52:57She found work as a scullery maid with Mr. and Mrs. Frampus.
53:03Now, I know that your Santa Claus is just a nice fat man, but our Frampus is not quite so cuddly.
53:11He's covered in black fur.
53:13He has horns and feet like a goat.
53:17Hard to believe that a man like this has an easy time with the ladies, but...
53:21Women are easy, Lottie.
53:23Just ask this Frampus whore.
53:25Well, then I curse you, Perry.
53:27I curse you, Perry.
53:28I curse you like the witch whore that I am.
53:32Hey!
53:33No more from the peanut gallery.
53:35So, time passes.
53:40Frampus falls in love.
53:43She feels bad.
53:46She cares for Mrs. Frampus, too.
53:49But her love for the horned man is fierce.
53:55It's strong.
53:56It burns like a fire inside, getting stronger and stronger day by day.
54:04She makes a mistake.
54:08As humans are about to do.
54:11Your room service has arrived.
54:15Perfect timing.
54:17Gosh, I really want to read this first letter.
54:19We had fun today.
54:21Together.
54:23Yes.
54:25Good.
54:29Okay.
54:30Here we go.
54:36When Mrs. Frampus finds out about their little secret,
54:40and boy, is she mad.
54:43Dear Dad.
54:45I hope it's okay that I call you that.
54:48I keep writing, but you never write me back?
54:52Dear Dad.
54:54Oh, these can't be from Norma.
55:04I saw you in the papers after you were shot.
55:07I never thought I'd find you.
55:11What?
55:12Well, these are all addressed to Robert.
55:21Douglas, what's wrong?
55:25Mrs. Frampus.
55:26Her rage is so much that it threatens to destroy her.
55:33She decided to destroy poor Frampus instead.
55:38She threw lentils in front of the fire, and then she told Frampus to run and get her broom, to clean it up, and then BAM!
55:46She shoved her into the roaring flames.
55:51But what Mrs. Frampus doesn't know is that she has infected Frampus with her rage.
55:59Douglas, what is it?
56:01The schnapps.
56:02What?
56:03Don't drink the schnapps.
56:04Douglas!
56:05Norma's mother gave his...
56:06What?
56:07Douglas, what is it?
56:08What's wrong?
56:09Douglas, talk to me.
56:10The evil will be punished.
56:12The karma will come.
56:16Anyone who has done wrong will be struck down.
56:21And that is why I say beware the curse.
56:27Matt!
56:28No!
56:29Don't let me!
56:30Beware the curse...
56:33Of Frampus!
56:34No!
56:35Of Frampus!
56:46It's Frampus!
56:48No!
56:49No!
56:50No!
56:51No!
56:52No!
56:53No!
56:54No!
56:55No!
56:56No!
56:57No!
56:58Oh, Douglas!
56:59Oh, no!
57:00Oh, no!
57:01Douglas!
57:02Help!
57:03Douglas!
57:04Oh, sweetie!
57:05No!
57:06What's happening?
57:07Oh!
57:08No!
57:09No!
57:10No!
57:11No!
57:12No!
57:13No!
57:14No!
57:15No!
57:16No!
57:17No!
57:19No!
57:20Good-bye again, Agnes.
57:26Dat, dat, dat, dat, dat, dat, dat.
57:28Voila, c'est comme ça depuis 10 heures ce matin.
57:33Ce n'est pas libre, ce n'est pas libre.
57:36Je sens la colĂšre qui me fait tremble les meurs.
57:40Ce n'est pas libre, ce n'est pas libre.
57:44I'm going to listen to these words
57:48I've tried to try and try each other
57:59I'm not free, I'm not free
58:03I'm not free, I'm not free
58:07I'm not free, I'm not free
58:11You
58:37You
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