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00:00What a joy to my eyes!
00:01I need advice from my bestie.
00:03May I come in?
00:04Uh, well, I know we're friends.
00:05I think he means me.
00:07What's up?
00:08Oh, well, schnooky putsy,
00:10I'm struggling with a major problem.
00:11One that has plagued humanity since it first emerged
00:14from the primordial ooze and ate from the pornographic apple.
00:18I'm in love.
00:19Again?
00:20This time it's for keeps.
00:21She's the one the future Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
00:24That's wonderful.
00:25I hope we get to meet her.
00:27Oh, what do you already have?
00:28The object of my affection is none other than the beautiful, talented,
00:31and unnervingly flexible Chastity Sneed.
00:33My brother's girlfriend.
00:34Half-brother, yes.
00:36When we were having a wonderful role-playing adventures together at your wedding,
00:39I felt a deep and powerful connection I can no longer deny.
00:42I love Peter, yes, he's fine, okay, whatever.
00:44But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.
00:46Well, we've all been there.
00:48Okay, well, have you let her know this?
00:50That is why I'm here.
00:51I need your help.
00:52I want to make a grand romantic gesture.
00:54What do you think she would like more?
00:55A giraffe or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini?
00:58Oh, well, those are two very different, very expensive options.
01:01Yes, I forgot to tell you how silly of me.
01:04So, ten years ago, a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.
01:09I checked it recently and it turns out Randy Spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire.
01:13A billionaire?
01:14Okay, well, like a hundred millionaire, but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
01:18Anyway, let's brainstorm.
01:19What is the clearest path to chastity's heart?
01:22Okay, we actually have to get to work, so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Perhaps I give you $100,000 for five more minutes of your time.
01:30I'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee.
01:31Are you still four creams, six rupees?
01:33Always, yes.
01:38Hmm, my mom is calling.
01:39It is too early in the morning for this.
01:41It might be an emergency.
01:42Hey, mom, everything okay?
01:44Someone's trying to get into the house.
01:46Lock yourself in the bathroom.
01:48Do not come out until I get there.
01:52Control, I have an in-progress home invasion.
02:03Mom?
02:04You okay?
02:05Yeah, sorry to worry you.
02:06Angela, your hair looks so cute that way.
02:09Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
02:10Mom, what is going on?
02:11Well, I feel so silly.
02:13It wasn't a burglar.
02:14It was this nice gentleman.
02:17Deputy Ron Martin, West Hollywood Station.
02:19Why were you trying to get into my mother's house?
02:21I'm serving an eviction notice.
02:23This must be the wrong address.
02:24She's the owner.
02:25That's what I was trying to tell him.
02:27I checked the address multiple times, ma'am.
02:29Your mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate.
02:31Did you get a notice?
02:32Uh, I don't know.
02:34I mostly get junk mail, but I recycle it.
02:37Here, I'll call Wesley.
02:38We'll get this sorted out.
02:39Mommy, I'm not fussing.
02:41Ruth, I got here as fast as I could.
02:43Mom?
02:44Oh, hi, dear.
02:45Are you okay?
02:46Yeah.
02:47You sounded so scared on the phone.
02:48I was.
02:49You two are friends?
02:50Did you know this?
02:51No.
02:52Best of friends is a matter of fair.
02:53Which you would know if you ever called.
02:56I don't like any of this.
02:57Me neither.
02:58When do they post the results from the sergeant exam?
03:00Today, supposedly.
03:01So my anxiety is at about a 12 right now.
03:04What?
03:05No, no, nothing.
03:05It's nothing important.
03:06What?
03:07No, nothing.
03:08Not like in case of emergency help, but I...
03:11Okay, stop.
03:12Just ask the question.
03:13Right.
03:14What should I give Raj for his birthday?
03:16Oh.
03:17Well, when is it?
03:18Saturday.
03:19Okay.
03:20Well, have you thought about just asking him what he wants?
03:22No, because that would undermine my whole existence.
03:24What?
03:25I'm an empath, an intuitive, a deeply spiritual person.
03:28I should be able to feel the right gift in my soul.
03:31Right, okay.
03:32And you're not feeling that with Raj?
03:33I'm feeling nothing, and it's freaking me out because I really like him.
03:37But what if it's a sign that something is wrong?
03:40Listen, it could be, or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect
03:45gift that you've sent your intuition into a panic spiral.
03:48You think I'm spiraling?
03:50Hi.
03:54You hear the thunder.
03:56You hear the beats.
03:58Look out for this one.
04:00Rocking the streets.
04:02Aligning it.
04:04Applying it.
04:06Guten tag to my favorite officers of the female persuasion.
04:09Randy, hi.
04:11Nice car.
04:12Yes, thank you.
04:13I just purchased it.
04:14I'm coming to you now because I need your help.
04:16John and Bailey's gift ideas were useless.
04:18I need a young woman's perspective.
04:20Okay.
04:21Uh, perspective about what?
04:22Ugh.
04:23I'm in love with chastity.
04:24Oh, Pete's chastity?
04:25Yes, that's the one.
04:26Well, since when?
04:27Well, during the wedding I pretended to be Pete, and things led to things, and now I'm
04:30in love, okay?
04:31God is great.
04:32Now, what do I need to give her to my new beloved?
04:34Oh, we were just talking about gifts.
04:36My boyfriend Raj.
04:37Oh, time out.
04:38No, no.
04:39We're talking about me, so let's focus, okay?
04:41What do women like?
04:43Uh, well, I've always liked getting to know each other's shared goals and values.
04:48Okay, yeah, let's keep thinking.
04:50Uh, how about a house?
04:51What if a man bought you a house?
04:52You'd have to love him then, yes?
04:54I mean, how big a house?
04:55What?
04:56What?
04:57I mean, real estate in LA is cutthroat.
04:58Randy, listen.
04:59If you really see a future with chastity, just talk to her.
05:02You know, get to know her friends, her life.
05:04To me, I think women just want to be listened to.
05:07I think that's the real foundation of a relationship.
05:10Of friends, yes.
05:13Your wisdom is truly boundless, Lucy Chen.
05:16I'm off to win her love with listening!
05:18Ha-ha!
05:19Oh, and maybe I'll pick up some diamonds on the way, you know, just in case.
05:22Ugh, that's gonna end badly, isn't it?
05:24100%.
05:25You're on the Burns case this morning yet?
05:27Yeah, back to the depositions.
05:29Great, thanks for taking that off my hands for me.
05:32Between the election and these college visits, I barely have time to breathe.
05:35Hmm, any chance Logan will stay local?
05:38You know, I'm doing my best.
05:39I'm talking up UCLA, USC, but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us.
05:44Hmm, a jack slept on my head last night.
05:46You know, I used to want to punch people when they said this to me, but you're gonna miss it when it's over.
05:50I'm sure I will.
05:51Morning, gentlemen.
05:52Are you ready to testify?
05:53Yes, sir.
05:54And if that ain't a fact, God's apostle.
05:56I don't know what that means.
05:57I've learned to ignore the country commentary.
06:00Ah, but I don't hate it.
06:01As long as your answers are clear and concise,
06:03a little personality goes a long way with the jury.
06:05But not with your training officer.
06:06Yes, sir.
06:07That is too much handsome for one hallway.
06:09Save the sweet talk for the jury, Atlas.
06:11After this morning, I believe you're gonna reconsider taking this to trial.
06:14My client's innocent.
06:15Your client beat a man to death in front of Officer Penn.
06:17Guy had a heart attack.
06:19I was just doing CPR.
06:23I thought a junior associate was on this one.
06:25She was.
06:26I guess Mr. Burns is higher up the food chain than the eastern front than we thought.
06:29Come on.
06:30Come on.
06:31Describe what you saw when you arrived at the Kindred Spirits Bar.
06:34I witnessed Mr. Burns beating Mr. Ashland.
06:37I got between them and subdued Mr. Burns before rendering aid to Mr. Ashland.
06:42But, uh, his wounds proved to be fatal.
06:45Were you aware of Mr. Burns' alleged gang affiliation?
06:48Not until I saw a tattoo on his right arm.
06:50At which point, I knew he was eastern front.
06:54This one?
06:55Yes, sir.
06:56Or was it this one?
06:57Objection.
06:58Counsel's attempting to confuse the witness.
07:00I'm simply trying to determine how observant Officer Penn was on the night in question.
07:03Oh.
07:09It was this one.
07:12Please enter into the record that Officer Penn has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.
07:17It's okay.
07:18We on the new wave.
07:19We on the next phase.
07:20We living in the future.
07:21On the next phase.
07:22Surfing stars.
07:23Start trekking up in deep space.
07:24And then we switch, switch it up.
07:25Better keep pace, y'all.
07:26Chastity.
07:27It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
07:28Randy!
07:29What are you doing here?
07:30You never visit me at work.
07:31I come bearing the best friend of every girl.
07:32Diamonds.
07:33Did I hear something about diamonds?
07:34Yes.
07:35I have gifts for Chastity and for all of Chastity's beautiful friends.
07:38That is so sweet.
07:39And way too much.
07:40Speak for yourself.
07:41This pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.
07:42Okay.
07:43Um.
07:44What's going on with you?
07:45What's with all these gifts?
07:46I find myself suddenly shy in the face of this life-defining moment.
07:49Here.
07:50Have some gold.
07:51Stop.
07:52Stop.
07:53Spill it.
07:54Spill it.
07:55Spill it.
07:56Spill it.
07:57Spill it.
07:58Spill it.
07:59Spill it.
08:00Spill it.
08:01Spill it.
08:02Spill it.
08:03Spill it.
08:04Spill it.
08:05Spill it.
08:06Spill it.
08:07Spill it.
08:08Spill it.
08:09Spill it.
08:10Spill it.
08:11Spill it.
08:12Spill it.
08:13Okay.
08:14Um.
08:15Chastity Sneed.
08:16Marry me and I will love you forever forsaking all others for the rest of my life.
08:21Randy.
08:22Okay.
08:23Oh God no.
08:24I should not have just blurted a proposal like that.
08:25Okay.
08:26Ah but I have to win your heart first.
08:28It's okay.
08:29It's okay.
08:30But I'm with Pete.
08:31You know that.
08:32Yes.
08:33But I was hoping that my heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide.
08:37Great millions?
08:38Yes. Many millions, many, many, many, many, many millions.
08:41Oh. Well, have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation?
08:46Ooh, a sugar daddy. That sounds delicious. What is that?
08:49I would have to talk to Pete, though, first.
08:52Oh, so I would not have you exclusively?
08:54No.
08:55Okay, yeah, I understand. I will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future together while you speak to Peter.
09:01Okay.
09:01Okay, great. To be clear, you do not want these gifts.
09:05I really do.
09:07So, actually, but no, no, no, no. I, uh, you hang on to them for now.
09:12Okay, okay. Wonderful.
09:14Just, girls, no.
09:16I'm so sorry, girls.
09:17Hi, did you look at the files I said?
09:18Yeah, briefly. Seems like title fraud to me.
09:20Just send me over everything Mrs. Harper has regarding the house, okay?
09:24Thanks. You're the best.
09:25Okay.
09:29Don't move.
09:30Hey, this is not a problem, okay? I got my keys and my wallet and my jacket pocket. You can have them.
09:35I'm not here to rob you, okay? You're gonna drop the charges against Colin Burns.
09:39No, I'm, I'm not. But before you pull the trigger, you should know that my wife is a detective and she's also a sharpshooter.
09:45Well, I'm not here to threaten you, Wesley.
09:48His son Del Monte's world will destroy.
09:50That angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around.
09:54I'm talking ketamine, coke, MDMA, and we've got the video to prove it.
09:59So check your email and drop the charges or we'll destroy that kid's life.
10:04Randy!
10:19Yeah, I'm leaving Chastity's club.
10:20My love story's been hiccuped, but I remain undaunted.
10:24Hello, potential new friends. Is there something I may assist you with?
10:28Randy, what's happening?
10:29Oh, I believe I'm being robbed.
10:31Randy, I'm five blocks away. Just give them what they want.
10:33So I should warn you, I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory of Guam.
10:41Okay, well, I've been told to let you rob me, but I do not believe that's the right thing to do, so you may begin.
11:03Crunchy.
11:05Hands.
11:06And your back, let's go.
11:07I am sorry for hurting you, but I didn't want you at my skill level, so...
11:11Let me guess. You rolled in here, started throwing the money around, and they jumped you.
11:16Oh, that's correct, yes.
11:16All right, so here's the problem.
11:18All right, so here's the problem. This title looks legitimate.
11:20That is your signature handing over the property to someone named Priscilla Robbins.
11:25You see, I knew there was some kind of misunderstanding, because Priscilla is my friend, and she helped me put the house into trust for my protection.
11:33And how do you know Priscilla?
11:35Oh, this Facebook group? We love old houses. People post pictures of their homes, and then everyone says how lovely they are.
11:47Well, Priscilla, she DM'd me and asked if I'd ever considered putting my house into trust, now that I have it paid off, and it would protect me from title theft.
11:59And she offered to do that for you personally.
12:02Now, that's why I'm confused, because Priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign, so she's my witness.
12:09Mom, Priscilla, Priscilla is not your witness, okay? She's the trustee.
12:14You signed the deed over to her, and she now owns your home, and she is having you evicted.
12:19Mom, did you even read this?
12:22I'm sorry.
12:24Don't blame yourself, Ruth. It's a mistake any of us could make.
12:29Hey, sorry to interrupt. Um, you're still my wife.
12:35What's going on?
12:36Look, something happened, and I need to talk to my wife about what I should do. Not a cop. My wife.
12:41Okay, cop me is in the drawer.
12:45I'm covering the Colin Burns murder case for Del Monte, and the Eastern Front just leaned on me to make the charges go away.
12:52If they threaten you, cop me is coming out of the drawer.
12:54Look, they didn't threaten me, but they have video of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs.
13:00Don't show me. I'll have to follow up. Does Del Monte know his kid is using?
13:04I can't imagine. I mean, he thinks he's a Boy Scout. This is going to wreck him.
13:10If you're asking me should you pass along this message from the Eastern Front, the answer is yes.
13:14But not because Del Monte is being extorted. Because his child is in trouble, and he deserves to hear that from a friend.
13:21Are you okay? What are you doing?
13:30I'm holding Raj in my mind's eye, letting his energy emanate, and the perfect gift will magically appear.
13:38Okay. Anything?
13:41A spice rack. I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.
13:45Okay. Well, I mean, you know, let's not take it that far. You know, Randy was right about one thing.
13:53What? Randy?
13:54You know, going to a subject matter expert, it's a smart move.
13:58Oh, you're saying ask the boys what a boy would want.
14:00Yes, I am.
14:03What's up?
14:03Hey, hi. This won't be long. So, it's Raj's birthday, and Selena needs help picking out a gift, and we were wondering what a guy's perspective was.
14:11Good whiskey and cigar?
14:12It's for her 20-something boyfriend, not her father-in-law.
14:16And what's his love language?
14:17Uh, music, I guess? I mean, he's written Selena like 100 songs.
14:22Great. Write a song for him.
14:24Okay, no, no, that is a big no. The man's a professional. You can't write a song good enough to impress him.
14:28You don't have to be perfect. It's just heartfelt.
14:31I can do heartfelt.
14:32Aw. Well, do you play an instrument?
14:34No.
14:36Let's just keep thinking. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
14:38We spoke with detectives in the fraud department, and Priscilla has been on their radar for a while, but they haven't been able to prove anything because the paperwork is legit.
14:47So, I won't be getting my house back.
14:49We are working on it, but if we can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud, then that would go a long way with the courts.
14:55So, we set a sting operation, posting photos of my house on Priscilla's site.
15:01But how would that trap her? She only targets the elderly homeowners.
15:05Because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner.
15:11Oh, hot damn. This is going to be so much fun.
15:14Hey.
15:19Hey, how's Randy?
15:20Oh, yeah, he's fine. Thank you.
15:22Yeah, he's writing up a statement as we speak.
15:24Oh, good.
15:25God, I feel awful. This only happened because he was trying to impress me.
15:29Yeah, I know. He mentioned being your confectionary paramour, which I took to mean sugar daddy.
15:34You think that's a bad idea?
15:35I think it's none of my business, but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt.
15:40Okay, well, I don't know what to do because I talked to Pete and he thinks it's a great idea.
15:44And he wants me to ask Randy for a Porsche.
15:46He's not even the least bit jealous.
15:48Pete's very evolved.
15:50Excuse me. Watch where you're going. Excuse me.
15:54Chastity?
15:54Hey!
15:55Yeah, I'm done.
15:56Ow, no, no.
15:57Are you okay, Chastity?
16:03Let this be one minute.
16:06Got a minute?
16:07What's up?
16:08This is about the Burns case.
16:10Not entirely.
16:15It's also personal.
16:16I was just approached by a member of the Burns crew.
16:19They want us to drop the charges or they're going to release this video.
16:24What? Is that Logan? What is this? What, are they following my son now?
16:28My guess is one of the dealers figured out whose father was.
16:32Did you know he was using?
16:34No, of course not.
16:36He's a good kid. You know, he's always squared away.
16:38He gets good grades.
16:40Not that I've been around lately.
16:41I mean, what kind of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone?
16:45Addicts have a hundred tricks.
16:48Okay? You can't blame yourself.
16:49The important point is, you know now you can help them.
16:53How?
16:53I mean, first of all, Logan has to check himself into rehab, and if it's just simple possession, he will get a drug diversion program.
16:59Yeah, Vivian wouldn't love that.
17:01I mean, my bid for DA would basically be over.
17:05I know.
17:06No, no, no, no. Okay, no, no, no. I'll just...
17:09Okay, okay. What if Burns testifies that he was drunk that night? It was a basic bar brawl, right? It was all about self-defense. If he thought he was in danger, if he fears for his life, that's justifiable homicide.
17:20You're not seriously considering that, are you?
17:22It's my son, Wes.
17:24If you give in, they will keep coming back. Trust me, I've been there. The only way out is to take away their bargaining chip.
17:32I understand that, but if this video gets out, it's the rest of his life. It'll define him. You know? It'll destroy him.
17:41I know.
17:44But if you give in, they will own you.
17:49Five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend.
17:54They call chastity my girlfriend.
17:56Son, focus.
17:57Right, yes. If I don't send the money, they will take her life in the most depraved way possible?
18:04Contact, guys. So we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for the next contact.
18:08I'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money.
18:11It's a short list. I am highly discreet.
18:14Oh, oh, thank goodness you're here. Hi.
18:16You must be Randy.
18:17Yes. Randy, hello.
18:18I'm Wolfgang Puck.
18:19And thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities.
18:23I'm sorry, are you catering the hostage negotiations?
18:26Yes. His braised ribs are to die for.
18:29All right. Where can we set up?
18:31Roll call, I guess. The glass room.
18:33All right.
18:34Let's go.
18:37Uh, what is happening?
18:39Randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations.
18:43Actually, he will be catering the celebration?
18:46I have just paid the ransom. Chastity will be returned to me unharmed.
18:50You do what?
18:51They're more likely to kill her than give her back.
18:53Uh, is Tutmellett, was sagst du da?
18:55Tim's right. You just made this a hundred times worse.
19:01Oh, thank God.
19:02Okay, so they are not going to kill her, but they are going to double the original ransom.
19:07Okay, that is why you never pay the ransom.
19:10I'm not paying another dime until I see proof of life.
19:14You'll make them angry.
19:15The promise of your money is the only thing keeping her alive.
19:19If you hand it over to them, she's just a witness they need to silence.
19:24What?
19:25We should kill her and take off. We already got the five million.
19:28No. This guy's good for more.
19:31Look, you saw how fast he paid us, right?
19:34We make him sweat it over, right?
19:35Then we give him proof of life in the morning when he's desperate.
19:41We'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her. Not sure which.
19:44Stay tuned and find out.
19:46This is verrĂŒckt.
19:47How am I going to survive the night without descending into madness?
19:52Oh, no, I can't.
19:56Fine. Randy, you can come home with me. Bailey and I will keep you company.
20:00Thank you, my second bestest friend.
20:04We are almost set up. Where are you going?
20:06Oh, a slight change of plans.
20:09Can you unset up and take everything to this man's home?
20:12Okay.
20:13Great. I will email you a MapQuest link.
20:16So, let's review.
20:18I am nowhere close to getting a present for Raj.
20:20And I am climbing the walls because where the hell are the test results?
20:23Bradford, hi.
20:24Uh-oh. What'd I do?
20:26Nothing. She's been white-knuckling all day waiting for the sergeant's list to be posted.
20:30Oh. You didn't hear?
20:32What? No. What did I not hear? What?
20:35It got delayed. Should be out by tomorrow.
20:36I'm sorry. I know it's hard to wait.
20:38No. This is fine. One day, two days, a week. What does it matter?
20:42It's totally fine.
20:45Yep.
20:46Dinner's almost ready.
20:49Thanks. Are you sure I can help?
20:51It is all under control, so just rest.
20:54I can tell you're still angry with me.
20:57It's just that it is a stressful situation, okay? But it's gonna be fine. I'm-I'm-I'm dealing with it.
21:02I know I'm not as strong as you are, but you don't have to treat me like a child.
21:06I am not.
21:07Oh, yes, you are. That woman conned me, and it happens with old people all the time.
21:14But this is not about you being old, Mom. You have been like this my whole life. You-you trust everyone. You let Dad walk all over you. And you-you fall for every sob story you hear.
21:24I happen to believe most people are good. Well, I used to believe that, and then I got out into the real world and realized that I was completely underprepared.
21:33I will not make that mistake with my kids. I will make sure that they are safe, and that they know what is out there.
21:39The guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table.
21:56Thank you. You are the best best friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for.
22:01Of course. And I know it's really scary, but she's gonna be okay.
22:05Yeah. I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I get into trouble quite often. I know, I know, yes, no, but it's true.
22:14I don't think things through. I'm very impulsive. You know, people are always telling me,
22:18Randy, you're so handsome and brilliant, but, you know, you're not cautious enough.
22:23But I didn't listen. And now chastity is in danger, and it's because of my foolishness.
22:28Well, it's not entirely your fault, and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight.
22:33So you should get some rest, and it'll feel more manageable in the morning.
22:36Yes. You are very wise. Like an owl in a cartoon.
22:41Hmm. Okay.
22:42Yes.
22:46Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?
22:49Uh, yeah. He was, uh, trying to get on a plane, but no surprises, he's on a no-fly list, so he's taking a bus.
22:54I'll tell you this. Our lives are never boring.
22:57No, they are not.
23:02John Nolan. He did what?
23:05What's happening?
23:06You kidnapped the love of my life, sweet chastity.
23:09So here is the ransom.
23:11Except you will never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for her life.
23:16Instead, I'm offering this as a reward on your heads.
23:20Randy, what are you doing?
23:22Turning the tables.
23:23This will let us listen in on your conversation with Priscilla.
23:29Mija, I've seen The Sopranos. I know what a wire is.
23:32Hey, when's the last time you had a manicure?
23:36Priscilla made contact?
23:37Last night.
23:38Oh, Amelia, you look so nice.
23:41Thank you. It's my undercover outfit.
23:43Oh, you go, girl.
23:44I know, I know.
23:45Anyway, I set up a meeting this morning with Priscilla at my house.
23:49My mom will pretend to be interested in putting it in trust.
23:52We need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork.
23:55I know. Otherwise, you can't prove it's fraud.
23:58I'm wearing a wire.
24:00Oh, like The Sopranos.
24:02That's what I said exactly.
24:05Okay, Mrs. Lopez, are you sure you want to do this?
24:10Do what?
24:11Have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house.
24:14Mommy, we just need to know that you understand the risks.
24:16Listen, this puta messes with my friend and thinks I'm not going to do something about it,
24:22Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks.
24:26All right, let's do this.
24:28Hey, hey, you tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid.
24:37Sean, I don't know what you're...
24:38Shut up!
24:39It is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to put you in the hospital right now.
24:47The DA's office will not be dropping charges against Colin Burns.
24:50In fact, I'm going to make prosecuting the Eastern Front my own personal mission.
24:54They're all going down.
24:56I'll get the hell out of my face.
24:58Walk.
24:58Hey.
25:02Is everything okay?
25:03No.
25:04No, it's not okay.
25:05I just ruined my son's life.
25:08You had no choice.
25:09Yeah, well, that doesn't make it sting any less.
25:12Look, I'm going to be offline for the rest of the day.
25:15There's a bed open at a rehab out in the valley,
25:19and they said if I can get my son there before noon, it's his soul.
25:24You cover for me today?
25:26Yeah, of course.
25:28Thanks, Wes.
25:35Mommy, say something to test the microphone.
25:37All that money, and you and Wesley can't hire a cleaning lady.
25:41You don't need a yell, and we have one.
25:43Well, the microphone works.
25:51It's showtime, Mommy.
25:52Put your game face on.
25:53I never take it off.
25:55You must be Priscilla.
25:59Yes.
26:00Come in.
26:01Anything I can get you?
26:02No, thank you.
26:03Wow, what a beautiful home.
26:05Well, it's not what I would have done.
26:07But I guess it works.
26:09Really, Mommy?
26:10My husband.
26:11He made all the design choices.
26:13Bless his soul.
26:14And you own the house outright?
26:16Oh, yes.
26:17Paid it off last year.
26:18Oh, she's doing so well.
26:19It took me 32 years and two jobs, but I did it.
26:24Oh, good for you.
26:25So, here is the paperwork we discussed.
26:29Oh, I'm sorry.
26:31I forgot my glasses.
26:33Can you just explain to me what this document says?
26:35Smart move, Amelia.
26:36So, signing this will put the house into a trust.
26:39And what that'll do is make it so your family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone.
26:44Saving them all kinds of time and money while they're still mourning you.
26:47And I still get to live here until I die, of course.
26:51There it is.
26:52Wow.
26:54Oh, that must be my daughter.
26:56Oh, I didn't know you were expecting company.
26:58I'll get out of your hair.
26:59Oh, no, no.
26:59That's fine.
27:00She wants to meet you.
27:02Hi, Priscilla.
27:05Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
27:07You're under arrest for fraud.
27:13This guy was driving down Wilshire with an RPG in the gun rack of his pickup truck.
27:17This is the second in the job we've arrested this morning.
27:19They all came to L.A. to collect on Randy's crazy bounty.
27:22Which means there's probably five times more still out there.
27:25You need to get Randy to call it off.
27:27Oh, I tried.
27:28But Randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball.
27:31And I don't know that he's wrong.
27:33Which is weird because really, Randy is so wrong.
27:39They made contact.
27:41My pressure campaign, it worked.
27:43Are you ready to trace it?
27:43Yeah, we'll mirror their video on that monitor.
27:46Okay.
27:46And I will stand in front of this background so they don't know where I am.
27:52Places, everyone.
27:53They'll bounce a signal around several IP addresses, so keep them talking.
27:56Got it?
27:56Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
27:58I have the gift of the gab.
28:02Hello.
28:04Skip Tracer Randy here.
28:09How?
28:09Hope you enjoyed your little stunt last night.
28:11Price has tripled.
28:12Fine.
28:13I don't care.
28:13Just show me she's okay.
28:15I want to know she's all right.
28:16She's fine.
28:17You got one hour to send us 15 million in Bitcoin or she'll stop being fine.
28:21I understand.
28:22I will send as quickly as I can.
28:24Chastity, my love.
28:25I don't understand.
28:34Was that long enough?
28:36No, I'm sorry.
28:37What was that she was doing at the end with her right hand?
28:40I think she signed something.
28:42Can you play it back?
28:49Mall.
28:49It can't be a functioning mall.
28:51That place looked abandoned.
28:52My best is Stonefield Mall.
28:54That place has been shut down for a year.
28:55Perfect place to go around with a hostage.
28:57Right.
28:58Okay.
28:58You wait here.
29:01We got this.
29:07You're doing the right thing, buddy.
29:09Listen to me.
29:09I'm proud of you, Lowe.
29:13Your mom and I are going to be with you every step of the way, no matter what.
29:15Yeah.
29:16All right.
29:17Yeah, but I'm thinking this is a mistake, though, Pops.
29:19I don't really have a problem.
29:21I've just made a few bad decisions, but I could totally get better on my own without rehab.
29:27So I...
29:27Hey, hey, hey.
29:28No, no, no, no.
29:28Listen to me.
29:29We talked about this, all right?
29:30This place is going to make you better.
29:32I promise.
29:34Okay.
29:34You stay strong.
29:35Keep your head in the game.
29:36You're going to be fine, okay?
29:37Okay.
29:38You got this, huh?
29:39Okay.
29:39Okay.
29:40Control, this is 7 Adam 19.
29:51We hear gunshots north of Sunset.
30:00Stay in the car.
30:02Stay down.
30:06Let me see your hands.
30:08Freeze!
30:08That is Sean DeMonte.
30:12Drivers down.
30:13Passengers on foot.
30:14Logan.
30:15It's okay, buddy.
30:16We're good.
30:25That's all right.
30:26Come on.
30:26Get out.
30:27We're good.
30:28Logan.
30:29Hey.
30:31My son's been shot.
30:32Get an ambulance.
30:33Second the money lands, we drop the girl and take off.
30:36The money's going to be automatically split up into three frees it counts.
30:38One for each of us.
30:40Then we go our separate ways.
30:56All right.
30:56We need to establish a perimeter while SWAT does their initial recon.
30:59Get the full triage kit ready in case it's bad.
31:01Hey.
31:02Hi.
31:04Those have got to be Randy's vigilantes.
31:06They must have heard about our operation on the police radio.
31:13We got to stop them.
31:14They're going to get chastity cute.
31:15Hey!
31:16Wait, is that?
31:18Oh my God.
31:19Chastity?
31:20You're kidding me.
31:22How did you get away?
31:23Oh, they were too busy patting themselves in the back about being geniuses that they totally
31:27forgot about me, so I rescued myself.
31:30Yeah, you did?
31:31Where were they holding you?
31:32In the back of an old department store.
31:33Mid-mall, Grand Level.
31:34There's three of them.
31:35I've been weighing in Maddox.
31:36Hi.
31:36I'm so glad you're okay.
31:38Yeah, I'm fine.
31:38Oh, how's Randy?
31:40He's worried sick.
31:40Let's get you in the ambulance and we'll call him.
31:42Yeah.
31:42This is now a cleanup operation.
31:44No friendlies left inside.
31:45Why aren't we shooting them?
32:12Shooting policy is clear.
32:13Only probable cause, they might commit a felony.
32:15And the machine guns on their back don't give us that?
32:17No, it's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest, nor to use reasonable force to make that arrest.
32:23That includes using their weapons.
32:25So shooting armed civilians is not company policy.
32:29They are interfering with police operations.
32:31They come at us.
32:31All bets are off.
32:38Target down.
32:43Police, get off the bike.
32:47Take cover.
33:01Cut from boot.
33:05Let's get out of here.
33:06You were supposed to be watching him, man.
33:08Police, show me those hands.
33:09Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
33:14Go, go.
33:22Cut that one too, boot.
33:35Go left.
33:35Roger.
33:36Roger.
33:36Let's go.
34:06Let's go.
34:36Let's go.
34:37Let's go.
34:39Let's go.
34:40Let's go.
34:41Let's go.
34:42Let's go.
34:43Let's go.
34:44Let's go.
34:45Let's go.
34:46Let's go.
34:47Let's go.
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34:50Let's go.
34:51Let's go.
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34:53Let's go.
34:54Let's go.
34:55Let's go.
34:56Let's go.
34:57Let's go.
34:58Let's go.
34:59Let's go.
35:00Let's go.
35:01Let's go.
35:02Let's go.
35:03Let's go.
35:04Let's go.
35:05Let's go.
35:06Let's go.
35:07Let's go.
35:08Let's go.
35:09Let's go.
35:10Let's go.
35:11Let's go.
35:12Let's go.
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35:17Let's go.
35:18Let's go.
35:19Let's go.
35:20I hoped it had been a half an inch to the right, you know?
35:21But it wasn't.
35:22You protected him.
35:25And now the LAPD is going to come down on the Eastern Front like an avalanche.
35:28Yeah.
35:30Look, Wes, I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
35:32There's going to be a press conference in the morning.
35:34I just wanted to give me the heads up on that.
35:37I think, right now, I just need to stay out of the spotlight, you know?
35:42You're making the right call, Shawn.
35:44I know.
35:45you're a good dad
35:51thank you both for everything oh please honestly you did all the work very impressive
36:01randy you seem distracted yes i'm trying to remember the password for my bitcoin wallet
36:08you forgot the password today was very stressful sorry snuffleupagus
36:13chastity would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy without having any actual uh sugar
36:20no i'm sorry no i completely understand in fact i'm a bit relieved being wealthy was highly
36:28unenjoyable for my entire body yes why don't we let her get some rice oh yes of course good news
36:33has already paid for sergeant bradford's special thank you surprise so yippie-ki-yay
36:37brad got someone here to see you says he knows randy perfect
36:43hey keke hernandez
36:47i'm a huge fan i mean what are you doing here some german guy paid a hundred thousand to charity
36:55for me to hang out with you for a few hours guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend
36:59okay i take back almost every awful thing i ever said about the guy well you got me for the next
37:04three hours so uh what are we doing i got a mitt in my truck uh you want to play catch like we're in
37:10field of dreams or something well i mean yeah if you don't mind i can probably get someone to let
37:16you borrow a glove never leave home without one let's do it oh leah is finally out oh that child
37:25is like you at night don't want to miss a thing oh believe me i am aware i am reaping my karmic reward
37:33with that child
37:34and mom i i know that i have been hard on you these last few days
37:41so you and i see the world very differently but that does not mean that you are not strong
37:47it is a superpower to still see the good in people even after they have taken advantage of you
37:54well it's a certain kind of superpower to see all the darkness and evil in the world and choose to
38:05still try to make a difference i admire that in you nila thank you mom
38:12and i am grateful that you are you
38:17okay so i um i wrote you a song for your birthday
38:28that's amazing how did i not know you play guitar
38:32i don't so it's gonna be rough like really rough okay and it's in spanish it's already my favorite
38:37song
38:38uh let me start all over again it's um
38:53sorry i really tried and i i just learned these chords last night so it's not even finished
39:01it's beautiful you're beautiful how about we finish it together maybe i can play it on tour
39:07wait you're going on tour europe and scandinavia just got confirmed that's that's so exciting
39:14are you playing in paris please tell me you're playing in paris because i will totally come visit
39:19we will not be in paris we will be in kiruna it's a wonderfully charming small town in northern
39:26sweden how does 19 hours of daylight sound bright yeah i'm sure there will be other cities with normal
39:33sunsets and we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow but right now we have a song to finish
39:37so tell me about it what was it it's um it's um here first
39:41check in the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster what is taking
40:11so long i mean gray should have posted the list like like minutes ago okay
40:15oh god you know this but it's gonna be okay no matter what that piece of paper says i really
40:21can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now i just really need to oh my gosh hi
40:26three two yes sorry
40:29oh my god
40:33i can't i don't think i can look
40:39do you want to look for you yes no um yeah yes please thank you
40:47lucy yeah
41:05i did it
41:15i did it of course you did it congratulations jen you'll be able to use those new credentials
41:23right away what a sergeant position is open um here on the night show oh that okay that's great
41:32right is it possible to trade or no yeah again congratulations sergeant thank you sir
41:50so
42:00so
42:02damn it
42:22damn it
42:30you
42:32you
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