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00:30Excuse me, you're telling me that the woman who loves to sing at any opportunity, who
00:55organises drag nights and finger nights and all that stuff, who loves being centre of
01:00attention. All of a sudden it's her birthday and she doesn't want no fuck. I want in the
01:05mood. What are you talking about? You're always in the mood. You are the mood. Well, it's not
01:14so jazz hands when you realise. When you realise what? My life's not exactly what I thought
01:22it'd be all right. At 49 the remix. So I didn't really want a fuck. Right. Is this because
01:29you've not got a fella? No. It's not just that. I love my life, but sometimes...
01:41A bit lonely. Bob on.
01:44Right. Well, listen. I know that your life might not be where you think it should be
01:53right now, but I'll let you tell you, you are fantastic. And I'm telling you now, you've
01:59made my life a hundred times better. May I have this dance? Come on, Carl. Hey, oh, never
02:11fear. Your cake is here. Oh, wow. Now, that cake looks very, very heavy. It's a very good
02:18job that you've got such lovely muscly arms. Oh, you've got lovely muscly arms too as well
02:25that can help me. Oh, you and Todd have saved it, eh? Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah. Where
02:30is Todd? Oh, you know, he's a bit of a liar, the way that he's gone for a lie there. What,
02:35is she out there anything to drink? Well, that's my point exactly. What, so we just wanted to
02:40go home? Oh. Left without saying his goodbyes. Oh, listen, don't worry about goodbyes. You
02:45see him all the time. Don't you worry little Ed about Todd. Oh, Sally's spectacular. Are
02:50you dancing? No. Because I am asking. Move. Over in. Why would he cheat on you? There's
03:00no one fitter than you, except me, and it's not me. So go on, then. Who is she? Carl's
03:09latest. It's James. James? James Bailey? I can't believe this. James, that sneaky little
03:32skank. Oh, Carl's the skank. You blew up your life for him. Oh, thanks for the reminder.
03:40What am I going to do, Tris? Well, you can stop being such a sap. I knew I'd come to the
03:47right place for sympathy. No, I mean it, Abby. Remember who you are. Oh, you're right. What
03:54am I doing here? I should be chucking Carl's clothes out the window or, I don't know, cutting
03:59up his best jacket. No, that's amateur. You're smarter than that. I'm not though, am I? We
04:06putting money aside for our new life in flaming Dusseldorf, and I'm putting groceries on credit
04:15cards while he's copping off with anyone he likes. Right, so he's got a nice little nest
04:21egg, has he, for Germany? A few grand. Be a shame if that went missing. What, you reckon
04:28I should rob it? Pay your debts off, buy a fabulous pair of shoes and walk all over him.
04:35Fleece him! I knew there was a reason you and me were mates. Do not shed a single tear
04:43over him again, OK? Do you hear me? Damn right. Right, I've got to go, cos I've got some stuff
04:50to do. And did you not think to ask me first? I wasn't going to see my mind in the street,
05:01was I? She's not going to be happy until I'm in the gutter. Oh, that's not true. You two
05:05just clash. Christmas didn't do any good either. That was all her doing. I know, but... Babe,
05:11she hates my guts. She doesn't. Eva, take this upstairs, would you? Today, if it's not
05:18too much trouble. It is, actually. You'll have to do it yourself. Carefully don't break
05:23your neck on the way up. Well, I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you in those trashy
05:27heels. Alright, enough. This is our home. Exactly. No, I mean all of ours, so can we
05:34please just get along? She hasn't even said sorry. Well, I am sorry. I'm sorry you've
05:40feel so aggrieved. Babe, that is not an apology. That's the best you're going to get. Now,
05:46can we just move forward, please? I'll do a spot of cleaning. Stay to the place. Right,
05:52seriously. Babe, babe, babe, go on. So, how is university for the very, very, very mature
06:03student? Oh, well, you know me. Potential barrister. Elderly, vagrant, pub, landlady. I treat
06:12everyone the same. It'd be an awful pity if you got barred, wouldn't it? I thought you
06:18were studying law, not medicine. If you must know, this is all about my grandson's
06:24accident, well, is recovery from the hit and run. Mystery of the century. I'd like you
06:30to know that this is my life. It's not some cheap TV thriller. Oh, the drama of you. That.
06:39He's still alive, isn't he? And on the mend? Well, he would be. If he went to his physio,
06:45if he went to, scared, the stubborn ox. And he doesn't listen to a word you say. Maybe
06:50it's the way you say it. Maybe he's just a stubborn ox who needs to apologise. Sometimes
06:56you have to. With family. You see, if I'd cancelled the sparrow, I would have lost my
07:07hefty deposit, you know. Who is this bloke, any roadie? Andrew Scott. Well, he's an amazing
07:13actor that me and Todd adore, but I get that you didn't want to lose your deposit, so it's
07:18fine. Yeah. Can you take someone else? Well, it was kind of more for Todd than me, but,
07:23erm, yeah, I'm sure I could find someone. Hey, I've just found this in Todd's jacket.
07:28Oh, hey, hey, somewhere. Believe the authorities, they found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket.
07:32No, I mean, they need it, won't they? I'm gonna drop it on over to... Oh, Billy, he's
07:37sleeping off the ale. He doesn't need to be playing candid crush. What if he needs to contact
07:41us? Well, he won't. Look, put it back and I'll reunite it with him when I get home.
07:45All right. Uh, guys, guys, the cake is up. Oh! Back home!
07:50Sorry.
08:04this hotel website's really basic
08:20there's barely any reviews
08:21why are you still banging on about this
08:24because it doesn't add up
08:25it's like a front or something
08:26but when you spoke to somebody on the phone
08:29before you spoke to an actual human
08:31and they said that Carla was staying there
08:33yeah but when I try and book it
08:34look
08:35doesn't let me go any further
08:37well then the website designer needs a second
08:41yeah but also when I look at maps
08:43it's a building site
08:46oh yeah but I mean
08:48maps they're never like fully up to date are they
08:51I mean it's probably just a bit behind or something
08:54do you remember when we went to that boutique hotel in Portugal
08:57and it was only like half built
08:59yeah I do
08:59which was like 10
09:00so it was really exciting
09:02and I was like if I don't laugh I'm gonna cry
09:04can't imagine Carla seeing the funny side though
09:06no
09:06no I think if it turns out to be a dud hotel
09:09then she's gonna be chewing my ear off and complaining about it when she gets back
09:12so you reckon I'm making something out of nothing
09:15I'm sure she's by the pool
09:18just topping up the town
09:19and eyeing up the talent
09:20oh
09:21don't make a sound
09:25oh I'll knock you out proper this time
09:27please just let me go
09:29oh god you talk like I'm some kind of monster
09:31but I came back to give you your kidney meds and
09:33look what you did to me
09:35oh
09:36you didn't have to do that
09:38it really hurts
09:40you got me locked up in a cupboard and you're the victim
09:44it is what it is
09:46like yeah it's not ideal
09:48but I didn't want you to suffer
09:50which is why I brought your meds
09:51you can sing for these now
09:54no no Becky
09:54please not I need them
09:56no
09:57you know Lisa's gonna figure out who you really are
10:01Lisa and me know each other inside out
10:08and you can't mess with that
10:10even though you tried
10:12you're so damned
10:14I don't care what you think
10:15cause pretty soon you'll be out of the picture
10:18and I'll get my happy ending with my family
10:21if you were gonna kill me
10:25you'd have killed me by now
10:27look at you
10:30you're shaking
10:31you're not a killer
10:34you've not got it in you
10:36no
10:38but I don't have to do I
10:43cause without meds your body's gonna fail you pretty quickly
10:48so all I have to do
10:51put on this gag
10:57get up
11:04and walk out the door
11:09I don't want it
11:28well it's this or nothing Betsy
11:31right come on get the plates out will you
11:33okay Mrs Krabs
11:34excuse me
11:36hello
11:38we are dishing up stir fry again
11:41are you hungry?
11:43yeah starved babes
11:44where have you been all day?
11:47I am
11:47don't you make every question sound like a police interrogation
11:49Betsy I don't
11:51I was just concerned
11:53you know you
11:54you look like death
11:58you alright?
12:01oh yeah
12:01I'm just you know
12:02oh mum
12:04oh my god
12:05becky
12:06becks
12:06uh
12:07er
12:08best you call an ambulance now
12:09yeah
12:10um
12:11becky
12:11becky can you hear me?
12:14hey you sit down
12:15I'll get the gun
12:16I should get attacked more often
12:18maybe I should invest in a little nurse's outfit
12:21property
12:21carey
12:22although I do like the sound of that
12:24I'm just going to go for a week
12:25okay
12:25hiya
12:27collection for us Vaughan
12:28yeah I'll just grab it
12:28thank you
12:30a nurse's outfit
12:32er
12:34it was a joke
12:35what are you even doing here?
12:37well maybe I just fancied a
12:38onion barzy
12:39so you followed us
12:41us?
12:43look I'm sorry Will
12:44I know you got it to be missing out on a session
12:46but
12:46after what happened to Daniel
12:48I need to be with him
12:49are you going on much barzy?
12:50I told you I wouldn't
12:52alright?
12:56yeah
12:56yeah we're great
12:57er
12:57Will's just disappointed that I've had to cancel our session tomorrow
13:00committed aren't you?
13:02completely
13:02yeah
13:03shall we go then?
13:07yeah
13:08yeah
13:08come on let's skedaddle
13:09thank you
13:10thank you
13:10bye Will
13:11bye
13:12I'll erm
13:13I'll message you about rescheduling
13:15ladies
13:18hey
13:23who's lazy now?
13:26well what do you want?
13:27a medal?
13:28oh come on
13:29don't pretend like you're not impressed
13:31I knew you could do it
13:33didn't I?
13:34the physio said
13:35he's never seen someone
13:36come so far in a session
13:37oh you went to the physio
13:39in the end did you?
13:40er yeah
13:41yeah I did
13:41hmm
13:42was it helpful?
13:44right well you can wipe that look off your face
13:46pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders
13:50well it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well
13:53so
13:53oh
13:54but
13:54but
13:55I probably
13:55shouldn't have
13:57spoke to you the way that I did
13:59well I forgive you alright?
14:01that's settled
14:02what's for tea?
14:03well
14:03hang on
14:05have I been played here?
14:08possibly
14:08I got you to your session there didn't I?
14:11er
14:11he went of his own accord
14:13oh course he did
14:14course he did
14:15listen
14:17listen
14:18you was right
14:19I shall be trying hard
14:21alright
14:23don't ruin it for yourself
14:25straight to the recycling
14:36what is it?
14:42er
14:43a few friends and me mums reached out
14:47saying how sorry they were
14:49and I didn't know what to say
14:52and I know that they wanted some heartfelt thing but
14:57you didn't know how?
15:01that made me a bad person?
15:03no
15:03no grief it's
15:06it's complicated isn't it?
15:08you deal how you deal
15:09all the messages just made it real
15:11you know like that's it
15:13like I'm never going to see her again
15:16she's gone
15:17it's done
15:19she should be proud of you you know
15:25yeah right
15:27following your heart
15:31saving your pennies
15:34to start a new life with a woman you love
15:36and a kid
15:38and we're almost there aren't we?
15:43soon we'll be able to buy our tickets
15:44I'll leave all our ghosts behind
15:47yeah
15:49now you don't sound too keen
15:52you've not blown all the money have you?
15:54of course I haven't
15:55and
15:56I am keen
15:57it's just
15:58it's been a weird day hasn't it?
16:01yeah it has
16:02it does make you think though
16:06about the people you love
16:09you'd do anything for him
16:13would you?
16:14what?
16:18would you do anything for me?
16:20of course I would
16:21Abby I don't know what I'd do without you
16:24and you won't have to find out
16:27because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me
16:31well the doctor said it was concussion
16:41and the wound on the back of your head
16:43that doesn't happen without you noticing does it?
16:45what's with her tone?
16:46she's in a hospital bed
16:47need to know what's going on Betsy
16:49what's happened mum?
16:59I didn't want to tell you but
17:01I was
17:02I was attacked
17:05oh my god
17:07Curtis's lot
17:08why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
17:14it won't completely freak you out
17:16it's me thereafter
17:17you might have told me to do one
17:18no of course we wouldn't
17:20would we?
17:21no
17:22never
17:24we can't just keep ignoring this
17:27and you're right
17:30they've obviously been keeping tabs on you
17:32and they clearly know where to find you
17:33yeah
17:34we can't just wait around until they do her in
17:36we need to leave
17:37hide out like right now
17:39right you panicking isn't helpful
17:41yeah but we've already lost her once
17:42don't you think I know that?
17:44I don't want to lose her again either
17:46yeah then do something
17:47Betsy it's alright
17:48I am going to be alright
17:50but Lisa I have to go
17:53I need to go to Spain
17:54as soon as
17:55we should ramp up the guest deals
18:00people buy more when they think it won't last forever
18:02last forever
18:04nothing does
18:05alright Yoda
18:06why don't we try another cocktail night
18:10learn from our mistakes
18:11you mean my mistakes?
18:13I didn't actually
18:14this is a learning curve for all of us
18:16oh indeed it is
18:18alright what about a Luau?
18:21I could do pina coladas
18:22Mai Tais
18:23I could dust off me coconuts
18:25oh I know
18:26what about a Great Gatsby?
18:28oh I love the 1920s
18:30and I make the best flapper
18:32just replace the F
18:33you what?
18:35oh it was right there
18:36I couldn't resist
18:37come on babe
18:39she's joking
18:40of course I am
18:42friends
18:43yeah
18:46right
18:46can you two ladies get on?
18:49after all we're family
18:50maybe I've been a bit
18:56oversensitive
18:57but I think Ben's right
19:00we are family
19:01and I think if we try hard
19:04we could be so happy here
19:05my son is soft and forgiving
19:09traits that I don't possess
19:11you aborted my grandchild
19:14you lied to everyone
19:16you lady
19:17will never be
19:18my family
19:19ah
19:21what can I get you there?
19:22Todd?
19:40Todd?
19:40Todd, where have you been?
19:41what are you doing?
19:43your hands are like
19:44ice
19:45you're dripping wet
19:47yeah I um
19:49I just popped out
19:51to get
19:52some um
19:52chips
19:53I want
19:54to have some chips
19:56where are they then?
19:58what?
19:59the chips
20:00oh um
20:01Todd your
20:01your lips are turning blue
20:03how long have you been out here?
20:05I feel the cold don't I?
20:07look I think you all said
20:08you'd had too much to drink
20:10I did
20:12no
20:13you'd had
20:13one pint
20:14at most
20:15you weren't drunk
20:16I was
20:17I saw how he
20:19seemed with you
20:20when you left
20:21I um
20:24I'd been insensitive
20:26and um
20:26he called me on it
20:28that was all
20:29so what
20:30he locked you out the flat?
20:32no
20:32of course not
20:33well so then
20:34can you explain to me
20:35why you're out here
20:35in the freezing cold
20:36wet through
20:37with no coat on
20:38looking like you
20:38one icy drink away
20:40from hypothermia
20:41and save me the lies
20:43about the chips
20:43all right
20:47yeah we did have
20:48a bit of a tiff
20:50at the party
20:51and then I
20:53I went for a walk
20:54just to clear my head
20:55about what?
20:58no new business
20:59all right
21:01I'll
21:02I'll go back home
21:03and everything
21:03will be all right
21:04I
21:04it just
21:06it gets a bit
21:08a bit what?
21:10he has
21:15certain
21:16expectations
21:19of
21:19a relationship
21:21that's all
21:21and I'm
21:22you know
21:24I'm like
21:25selfish
21:26inconsiderate
21:28kind
21:28loving
21:30loyal
21:31feels lucky to have you
21:34what is
21:38he to my flat
21:39take it
21:40for next time
21:42I've got to get back
21:48no
21:48Todd
21:49clubs
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