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00:36Excuse me
00:50You're telling me
00:52It's a woman who loves to sing
00:54At any opportunity
00:56Who organises drag nights and finger nights
00:58And all that stuff
01:00Who loves being centre of attention
01:02All of a sudden it's her birthday
01:04And she doesn't want no fuck
01:06I want in the mood
01:08What you talking about
01:10You're always in the mood
01:12You are the mood
01:14Well it's not so jazz hands
01:16When you realise
01:18When you realise what
01:20My life's not exactly what I thought it'd be
01:22Alright
01:24At 49 the remix
01:26So I didn't really want a fuck
01:28Right
01:30Is this because you've not got a fella?
01:32No
01:34It's not just that
01:36I love my life
01:38But sometimes
01:40A bit lonely
01:42Bob on
01:44Right
01:46Well
01:48Listen
01:50I know that your life might not be where you think it should be right now
01:52But I'll let me tell you
01:54You are fan-tastic
01:56And I'm telling you now
01:58You've made my life
02:00A hundred times better
02:04May I have this dance?
02:06Come on
02:08Come on
02:10Heyo
02:12Never fear
02:14Your cake is here
02:16Now that cake looks very very heavy
02:18It's a very good job that you've got such lovely muscly arms
02:20Oh
02:22Oh
02:24You've got lovely muscly arms too as well
02:26That can help me
02:27Oh
02:28You and Todd have saved it eh?
02:29Oh
02:30Yeah that's right
02:31Where is Todd?
02:32Oh you know
02:33He's a bit of a liar
02:34The way that he's gone for a lie there
02:35What?
02:36Is she out there anything to drink?
02:38Well that's my point exactly
02:40What so we just wanted to go home?
02:42Oh
02:43Left without saying his goodbyes
02:44Oh listen
02:45Don't worry about goodbyes
02:46You see him all the time
02:47Don't you worry little Ed about Todd
02:48Oh
02:49Sally Spectacular
02:50Are you dancing?
02:51No
02:52Cause I
02:53Am asking
02:54Move
02:56Over in
02:58Why would he cheat on you?
03:00There's no one fitter than you
03:02Except me
03:03And it's not me
03:06So go on then
03:08Who is she?
03:09Carl's latest
03:14It's James
03:21James?
03:22James Bailey?
03:28I can't believe this
03:30James?
03:31That sneaky little skank
03:33Carl's the skank
03:37You blew up your life for him
03:39Oh thanks for the reminder
03:41What am I going to do Tris?
03:43Well you can stop being such a sap
03:46And you had come to the right place for sympathy
03:48No I mean it Abby
03:50Remember who you are
03:53No you're right
03:54What am I doing here?
03:55I should be chucking Carl's clothes out the window
03:58Or I don't know
03:59Cutting up his best jacket
04:01No that's amateur
04:02You're smarter than that
04:04I'm not though am I?
04:06We were putting money
04:08Aside for
04:09For
04:10Our new
04:11Life
04:12In flaming Dusseldorf
04:13And I'm putting
04:14Groceries
04:15On credit cards
04:16While he's copping off with anyone he likes
04:20Right so he's got a nice little nest egg
04:22Has he?
04:23For Germany
04:24A few grand
04:25Be a shame if that went missing
04:28What you reckon I should rob it?
04:31Pay your debts off
04:32Buy a fabulous pair of shoes and walk all over him
04:35Fleece him
04:38I knew there was a reason you and me were mates
04:41Do not shed a single tear over him again okay?
04:44Do you hear me?
04:45Damn right
04:47Right I've got to go cause erm
04:49I've got some stuff to do
04:57Did you not think to ask me first?
04:59I wasn't going to see my mind in the street was I?
05:02She's not going to be happy until I'm in the gutter
05:04Oh that's not true
05:05You two just clash
05:06Christmas didn't do any good either
05:08That was all her doing
05:09I know but
05:11Babe she hates my guts
05:13She doesn't
05:15Eva take this upstairs would you?
05:18Today if it's not too much trouble
05:20It is actually
05:21You'll have to do it yourself
05:23Carefully don't break your neck on the way up
05:25Well I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you in those trashy heels
05:28Alright enough
05:30This is our home
05:32Exactly
05:33No I mean all of ours
05:34So can we please just get along
05:37She hasn't even said sorry
05:39Well I am sorry
05:40I'm sorry you feel so aggrieved
05:42Babe
05:43Babe that is not an apology
05:45That's the best you're going to get
05:47Now can we just move forward please
05:49I'll do a spot of cleaning
05:51Stay to the place
05:52Seriously
05:54Babe, babe, babe, go on
06:00So how is university for the very very very mature student?
06:04Oh well you know me
06:07Potential barrister
06:09Elderly, vagrant, pub, landlady
06:12I treat everyone the same
06:14It would be an awful pity if you got barred wouldn't it?
06:17I thought you were studying law, not medicine
06:21If you must know this is all about my grandson's accident well is recovery from the hit and run
06:27Mystery of the century
06:28Mystery of the century
06:30I'd like you to know that this is my life
06:32It's not some cheap TV thriller
06:35Oh, the drama of you
06:37That
06:39He's still alive isn't he?
06:41And on the mend
06:43Well he would be
06:44If he went to his physio
06:46If he want to scare the stubborn ox
06:48And he doesn't listen to a word you say
06:50Maybe it's the way you say it
06:52Maybe he's just a stubborn ox
06:54Who needs to apologise
06:56Sometimes you have to
06:58With family
07:05You see if I cancelled the sparrow
07:07I would have lost my hefty deposit you know
07:09Who is this bloke any road?
07:11Andrew Scott
07:13Well he's an amazing actor that me and Todd adore
07:16But I get that you didn't want to lose your deposit
07:18So it's fine
07:19Can you take someone else?
07:20Well it was kind of more for Todd than me
07:23But erm, yeah I'm sure I could find someone
07:26Hey, I've just found this in Todd's jacket
07:28Oh, hey, hey, someone
07:30I'll let the authorities
07:31They've found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket
07:33No, I mean they'll need it
07:35Won't they? I'm gonna drop it on over to
07:37Oh Billy, he's sleeping off the hail
07:39He doesn't need to be playing candid crush
07:41What if he needs to contact us?
07:43No, he won't
07:44Look, put it back and I'll reunite it with him when I get home
07:46Alright?
07:47Alright guys, guys
07:48The cake is up
07:50Oh!
07:52Back home!
08:03Sorry!
08:04This hotel website's really basic
08:20There's barely any reviews
08:22Why are you still banging on about this?
08:24Because it doesn't add up, it's like a front or something
08:27But when you spoke to somebody on the phone before you spoke to an actual human and they said that Carla was staying there
08:33Yeah, but when I try and book it, look, doesn't let me go any further
08:38Well then, the website designer needs a second
08:41Yeah, but also when I look at maps
08:44It's a building site
08:46Oh yeah, but I mean, maps, they're never like fully up to date, are they?
08:52I mean, it's probably just a bit behind or something
08:54Do you remember when we went to that boutique hotel in Portugal and it was only like half built?
08:58Yeah, I do
09:00Which was like 10
09:01So it was really exciting
09:02I was like, if I don't laugh, I'm gonna cry
09:04I can't imagine Carla seeing the funny side though
09:07No, no, I think if it turns out to be a dud hotel then she's gonna chew my ear off and complaining about it when she gets back
09:14So you reckon I'm making something out of nothing?
09:17I'm sure she's by the pool, just topping up a tan and eyeing up the talent
09:21Oh
09:24Don't make a sound
09:26I'll knock you out proper this time
09:28Please just let me go
09:30Oh God, you talk like I'm some kind of monster but I came back to give you your kidney meds and look what you did to me
09:36Oh, you didn't have to do that, it really hurts
09:40You got me locked up in a cupboard and you're the victim
09:45It is what it is
09:47Like, yeah, it's not ideal but I didn't want you to suffer, which is why I brought your meds
09:52You can sing for these now
09:54No, no, Becky
09:56Please, I need them
09:57No
09:59You know Lisa's gonna figure out who you really are
10:06Lisa and me know each other inside out
10:08And you can't mess with that
10:11Even though you tried
10:13You're so damned
10:15I don't care what you think
10:17Cause pretty soon you'll be out of the picture and I'll get my happy ending with my family
10:25If you were gonna kill me, you'd have killed me by now
10:27Look at you, you're shaking
10:33You're not a killer
10:35You've not got it, ain't you?
10:37No
10:42But I don't have to, do I?
10:43Cause without meds, your body's gonna fail you pretty quickly
10:49So all I have to do
10:52Put on this gag
10:57Get up
11:04Get up
11:09And walk out the door
11:10I don't want it
11:11Well, it's this or nothing, Betsy
11:15Right, come on, get the plates out, will you?
11:16OK, Mrs Krabs
11:17Excuse me
11:19Hello, we are dishing up stir-fry again
11:22Are you hungry?
11:23Yeah, starved babes
11:24Where have you been?
11:25Where have you been?
11:27I don't want it
11:29Well, it's this or nothing, Betsy
11:31Right, come on, get the plates out, will you?
11:34OK, Mrs Krabs
11:36Excuse me
11:38Hello
11:39We are dishing up stir-fry again
11:41Are you hungry?
11:43Yeah, starved babes
11:45Where have you been all day?
11:47I, um...
11:48Don't you make every question sound like a police interrogation?
11:50Betsy, I don't
11:52I was just concerned
11:54You know, you...
11:58You look like death
12:00You all right?
12:02Oh, yeah, I'm just, you know
12:04Oh, Mum, oh my God
12:06Becky?
12:07Uh, er...
12:08Betsy, call an ambulance now
12:10Yeah
12:11Um, Becky?
12:13Becky, can you hear me?
12:15Hey, you sit down, I'll get the gun
12:17I should get attacked more often
12:19Maybe I should invest in a little nurse's outfit, property, carey
12:23Shhh, although I do like the sound of that
12:25I'm just gonna go for a week
12:27Hiya, collection for Osborne
12:28Yeah, I'll just grab it
12:29Thank you
12:31A nurse's outfit
12:34Er, it was a joke
12:35It was a joke
12:36What are you even doing here?
12:37Well, maybe I just fancied a onion barzy
12:41So you followed us?
12:42Us?
12:44Look, I'm sorry, Will
12:45I know you've got to be missing out on a session, but...
12:48After what happened to Daniel, I need to be with him
12:50Are you going on that spot?
12:51I told you I wouldn't
12:55All right?
12:56Yeah, yeah, we're great
12:58Er, Will's just disappointed that I've had to cancel our session tomorrow
13:01Committed, aren't you?
13:02Completely?
13:03Yeah
13:07Shall we go then?
13:08Yeah, yeah, come on, let's skedaddle
13:09Thank you
13:10Thank you
13:11Bye, Will
13:12Bye
13:13I'll, erm...
13:14I'll message you about rescheduling
13:18Layers
13:19Hey, who's lazy now?
13:26Well, what do you want, a medal?
13:29Oh, come on, don't pretend like you're not impressed
13:32I knew you could do it, didn't I?
13:35The physio said he's never seen someone come so far in a session
13:38Oh, you went to the physio in the end, did you?
13:41Er, yeah, yeah, I did
13:43Was it helpful?
13:44Right, well, you can wipe that look off your face
13:46Pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders
13:50Well, it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well
13:54But, but, I probably shouldn't have spoke to you the way that I did
14:00Well, I forgive you, all right?
14:02That's settled, what's for tea?
14:04Well, hang on
14:06Have I been played here?
14:08Possibly
14:09I got you to your session there, didn't I?
14:11Er, he went of his own accord
14:13Oh, of course he did, of course he did
14:16Listen
14:18Listen, you was right
14:20I shall be trying harder
14:22All right, don't ruin it for yourself
14:25Straight into the recycling
14:40What is it?
14:42Er, a few friends of my mum's reached out
14:48Saying how sorry they were
14:50And I didn't know what to say
14:53And I know that they wanted some heartfelt thing, but
14:58You didn't know how?
15:00That made me a bad person
15:03No
15:05No, grief, it's
15:07It's complicated, isn't it?
15:08You deal how you deal
15:10All the messages just made it real, you know?
15:12Like, that's it
15:14Like, I'm never gonna see her again
15:16And she's gone
15:19It's done
15:24She should be proud of you, you know?
15:27Yeah, right
15:30Following your heart
15:33Saving your pennies
15:35To start a new life with a woman you love
15:37And a kid
15:40And we're almost there, aren't we?
15:43Soon we'll be able to buy our tickets
15:44And leave all our ghosts behind
15:48Yeah
15:50Now you don't sound too keen
15:53You've not blown all the money, have you?
15:55Of course I haven't, and...
15:57I am keen, it's just...
15:59It's been a weird day, hasn't it?
16:01Yeah, it has
16:05It does make you think, though
16:07About the people you love
16:09The people you love
16:12You'd do anything for him
16:14Would you?
16:16What?
16:18Would you do anything for me?
16:20Of course I would
16:22Abby, I don't know what I'd do without you
16:25And you won't have to find out
16:28Because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me
16:32Well, the doctor said it was concussion
16:35And the wound on the back of your head
16:37That doesn't happen without you noticing, does it?
16:39What's with her tone?
16:41She's in a hospital bed
16:43Need to know what's going on, Betsy
16:44What's going on, Betsy?
16:46What's happened, Mum?
16:48I didn't want to tell you, but...
16:50I was...
16:52I was attacked
16:54Oh, my God
16:56It hurts his lot
16:58Why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
16:59Why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
17:01It won't completely freak you out
17:03It's me thereafter, you might have told me to do one
17:05No, of course we wouldn't, would we?
17:09No
17:11Never
17:13We can't just keep ignoring this
17:15And you're right
17:30They've obviously been keeping tabs on you and they clearly know where to find you
17:33Yeah
17:35We can't just wait around until they do what we're in
17:37We need to leave, hide out, like, right now
17:40Right, you panicking isn't helpful
17:41Yeah, but we've already lost her once
17:43Don't you think I know that?
17:45I don't want to lose her again, either
17:46Yeah, then do something
17:48Betsy, it's alright
17:50I am gonna be alright
17:52Elisa, I have to go
17:54I need to go to Spain
17:56As soon as
18:00We should ramp up the guest deals
18:02People buy more when they think it won't last forever
18:04Last forever? Nothing does
18:06Right, Yoda
18:08Why don't we try another cocktail night?
18:09Learn from our mistakes
18:12You mean my mistakes?
18:13I didn't, actually
18:15This is a learning curve for all of us
18:17Oh, indeed it is
18:19Alright, what about a Luan?
18:21I could do pina coladas, Mai Tais
18:23I could dust off my coconuts
18:25Oh, I know, what about a great Gatsby?
18:28Oh, I love the 1920s and I make the best flapper
18:32Just replace the F?
18:34You what?
18:35Oh, it was right there, I couldn't resist
18:38Come on, babe
18:40She's joking
18:42Of course I am
18:44Friends?
18:46Yeah
18:48Can you two ladies get on?
18:50After all, we're family
18:51Maybe I've been a bit oversensitive
18:58But I think Ben's right
19:01We are family
19:03And I think if we try hard, we could be so happy here
19:07My son is soft and forgiving
19:10Treats that I don't possess
19:11You aborted my grandchild
19:14You lied to everyone
19:16You, lady
19:18Will never be my family
19:20Ah, what can I get you there?
19:38Todd?
19:39Todd?
19:41Todd, have you been? What are you doing?
19:43Your hands are like ice
19:46You're dripping wet
19:48Yeah, I just popped out to get some chips
19:54I wanted to have some chips
19:57Where are they then?
19:59What?
20:00The chips
20:02Todd, your lips are turning blue
20:04How long have you been out here?
20:05I feel the cold, don't I?
20:08I think you said you'd had too much to drink
20:11I did
20:13No, you'd had one pint at most
20:15You weren't drunk
20:17I was
20:19I saw how he seemed with you when you left
20:24I, I, erm, I've been insensitive and, erm, he called me on it, that was all
20:30So what, he locked you out of the flat?
20:32No, of course not
20:34Well, so then, can you explain to me why you're out here in the freezing cold, wet through, with no coat on, looking like you're one icy drink away from hypothermia
20:42and save me the lies about the chips
20:44All right, yeah, we did have a bit of a tiff
20:50at the party
20:52and then I, I went for a walk just to clear my head
20:56About what?
20:58None of your business
21:01All right, I, I'll, I'll go back home and everything will be all right, I
21:06It just, it gets a bit
21:09A bit what?
21:11He has certain
21:17expectations of a relationship, that's all, and I'm
21:23You know, I'm like, erm, selfish, inconsiderate
21:28Kind
21:30Loving, loyal
21:32Feels lucky to have you
21:34Well, please, key to my flat
21:40Take it
21:42For next time
21:47I've got to get back
21:49No, Todd
21:50Move on
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