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Emmerdale - Season 54 Episode 245 -
Monday 29th December 2025
Monday 29th December 2025
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00:00I
00:29It's me.
00:45Why's it, why's it dark?
00:47Who's sleeping?
00:51I was, I was watching cartoons with Eve.
00:54With, with your eyes closed.
00:57You needed to sleep.
00:59I've not been getting much of it lately.
01:02Robert!
01:04Charity said you were through here, why are the lights off?
01:07Oh, come on Vic.
01:09Little bit of warning.
01:10Well, what were you doing in the dark?
01:12Ew!
01:13Were you getting all romantic on your mum's couch?
01:16What? No!
01:17Well, I wouldn't blame you if you were.
01:19Need all the holiday cheer we can get after the week we've had.
01:22Sorry.
01:24Oh no, I wasn't, I wasn't having a go.
01:27We're all in this together.
01:28Yeah, well you shouldn't have to be.
01:30Kev's my problem.
01:31And you're our problem.
01:34Which means Kev is as well.
01:36You wanna be useful?
01:38Stop moping, go and make me a brew.
01:40We're gonna carry on as normal, yeah?
01:42Like we agreed.
01:44Go on, I'll have one as well.
01:45Yeah mate, just do us a favour, just loosen the knees a little bit, will ya?
01:59Well, I mean, no-one's gonna believe that I shot Robert if both my hands had fell off, are they?
02:04You must have cleaned that about eighty-nine times, which is just one of the reasons why you're not gonna be able to fit me up because you've wiped all the evidence off.
02:17Shut up, will ya? Just shut up.
02:21What is he gonna do again?
02:23Knock me out, tie me up and then frame me for killing me husband.
02:26But here's a little truth bomb for ya.
02:31It won't work, so, you know, I'd just not bother, you know what I mean?
02:36Just both go and live our lives.
02:38I told you to shut it.
02:42It's not gonna work.
02:43It won't work.
02:44Won't work.
02:45It's not gonna work, mate.
02:46Won't work.
02:47It's not gonna work.
02:49It's not gonna work.
02:50Won't work.
02:51You look a bit shivery.
02:53Oh.
02:54Bruised, innit?
02:55Oh.
02:56Oh, sorry, I forgot.
02:59Wish I could for you, yeah.
03:02Are we gonna go to yours?
03:04Erm, or we could just stay here
03:07and then you're not hobbling about.
03:09Nah, they won't stop fussing.
03:11Dylan!
03:13You got your crutch?
03:16I'm all right, tar paddy.
03:17No, it'll help until you're probably back on both your feet.
03:20Yeah, just think of it as a kind of crutch.
03:23Yeah, well, using it hurts my ribs, so.
03:28Oh, er, sweetheart, right.
03:30You know my cousin, Tina?
03:32The one you hate, yeah?
03:33Yeah, well, she's in a bit of bother with the police on remand.
03:36Anyway, the Duny-Gall Dingles, they've asked me if I'll go and help,
03:38you know, look after the kids for a bit, you know.
03:40Save them from going into care.
03:41Oh, Tina, she's a lost car, isn't she?
03:43But, you know, the kids, you know, I don't want them to suffer.
03:46Anyway, look, I'm leaving tonight, and I'd like you to come with me.
03:51What, me? Why?
03:52It'd be a right blast, and the Duny-Gall lot is a right crack, honestly.
03:57You're practically family now. You should meet them.
03:59And she doesn't trust me to look after you on me own.
04:01Well, I'm 18.
04:02And you're not long out of a coma after a bit of a rough patch.
04:05We just want to properly support you, that's all.
04:09Could be good for you to get away for a bit.
04:11Well, just have a think about it. There's absolutely no pressure.
04:14Except there is, you know, cos I am leaving tonight.
04:15You know, look, I'm leaving to come with me.
04:21They're uneven.
04:23You're blind, my beloved. They're bang on, is what they are.
04:26Oh, well, if bang on means that they're crooked, then yes, my love, they're bang on.
04:33Have you spoken to Jacob yet?
04:36No, he had an early shift, one of the longer ones. I'll speak to him later.
04:42Excuse me, have you checked the shelf life on these?
04:46Yes, sir. No, sir. Three bags full.
04:47Well, the short of the shelf life.
04:49I'll give you a shorter shelf life if you want one, darling.
04:53So sorry to interrupt your little love fest.
04:55Anyone seen Vanessa?
04:56Er, not today, no.
04:57Oh, me neither.
04:59Wow. How long have you been hovering there?
05:02Well, he was watching the show when I came in.
05:04Quiet, creepy, your usual charming self.
05:08Anyone would think you're jealous for that, Glarge, eh?
05:09What? Of that? Not a chance.
05:13OK, well, if you see Vanessa, will you tell her I'm looking for her?
05:16You can get back to bickering like an old married couple now.
05:19Well, hey, hang on a minute. He's the old one.
05:21I'm the gorgeous young gold digger that's going to send him to an early grave.
05:24I reckon you should go to Donegal.
05:33Keen to get rid of me, aren't you?
05:36Yes. Away from Ray and Celia.
05:39Look, Dylan, if they see you, I don't trust that they won't do something.
05:43But if you're away, then you're safe.
05:46Right, fine, I'll go.
05:48If you come with me.
05:50Me? No, I can't.
05:51I'm not leaving you here. Why?
05:53Your family still haven't to pay them off.
05:55But they aren't.
05:57Ray told my dad yesterday we're in the clear.
05:59Why?
06:03Because they're leaving.
06:04On New Year's Day.
06:07They're packing up the farm and they're going for good.
06:11We're free.
06:11There ain't no way they're letting your dad and Rona off when they stole money to be milked.
06:15What are you lying for?
06:18I'm not.
06:21What are they making you do, April?
06:24Nothing.
06:25All right, fine, I'll go ask them myself.
06:26No, no, no, please don't.
06:28Then tell me, what are they making you do?
06:31I, erm...
06:34I have to go with them.
06:39Oi, Scowley.
06:41Let's get you a drink.
06:42No, ta.
06:43I'll get an orange juice for Grumpy, please, and can I have a fizzy water?
06:49Wow, is that, er, power move or did you want us to ogle your backside?
06:53That's sexual harassment.
06:54Oh, says the boss man who jumped me at work.
06:58Erm, sorry, are you actually sticking around for these drinks or what?
07:00Not for me.
07:01Oh, come on, Jay.
07:02Look, I'm just, I'm joking about the ogling.
07:04I'm a married woman, don't you know?
07:07What's the matter with you?
07:08Can you not take a joke?
07:09Well, your jokes aren't funny.
07:11Get lost.
07:11I know you think I'm a hoot.
07:13And just for the record, it was you who jumped me.
07:16Oh, knock it off, Jay.
07:17Look, there is nothing to be jealous about.
07:20Jealous?
07:21Yes.
07:21There's nothing going on between me and Eric.
07:23It's a money thing.
07:26And stop scowling and saying that I'm not funny when we both know that I'm absolutely hilarious.
07:30Jay, can I get past?
07:38Jay.
07:39Stop loitering.
07:41Move.
07:42Sorry, sorry.
07:43I...
07:44What's with the summons?
07:45What's with threatening my marriage?
07:50That's what your mad message was about.
07:52No.
07:53That's what your mad message was about.
07:55Eh?
07:55Eh?
07:56This nasty little note you sent.
08:01And don't try playing all coy with me, Vanessa.
08:03I am this close to losing it with you.
08:06Right back at you.
08:07I didn't write this.
08:09Come off here.
08:10You are the only person who thinks Mac's the dad.
08:13You are the only person who gets pushing me to come clean.
08:15And then when I refuse, you get angry.
08:17And then this marriage wrecking note comes through.
08:20I'm sorry, but I can join the dots.
08:22And do you know what it's saying?
08:23Vanessa, Vanessa, dirty rat Vanessa.
08:27Go to hell, charity.
08:29It wasn't me.
08:35It is the only way to keep my family safe.
08:38But we'll just be doing the same thing in a different place until we end up dead.
08:42Not we, Dylan.
08:44What?
08:45Just me.
08:47You go, I go, all right?
08:49I'll tell them that myself.
08:50Now you're just talking stupid.
08:52They will kill you.
08:54Make sure they finish the job off properly this time.
08:56Well, it's better that than just standing by waiting for them to take you.
09:00This is the only way to protect everyone.
09:03My dad, Rona, Mary, Leo and Ivy and...
09:14And you.
09:15And what about you?
09:16Who's protecting you?
09:18I am.
09:19And in a weird kind of way, they are too.
09:23Are you daft?
09:27No, I'm not.
09:29Because...
09:32I've...
09:34I've done something.
09:36And they've...
09:36They've covered it up.
09:40What?
09:47What did you do?
09:47I killed a man.
09:55Not Celia, not Ray.
09:57Me.
09:57I did it.
10:00And they sorted it.
10:02And they protected me and now I have to go with them.
10:05Robert!
10:06I thought I was only going to be a second.
10:17Still, you scared the bejeepers out of me.
10:20The bejeepers?
10:22Because I've got you so rattled that you're talking like Betty now.
10:25But there are worse things.
10:26Yeah, not many.
10:30I am sorry.
10:31Just no more apologies, right?
10:33They're banned.
10:33Yeah, well...
10:34One last one and then that's it.
10:36I promise.
10:39Sorry over that, Kev.
10:42And when they catch him, I'll say whatever needs to be said to get him sent down.
10:46So he can't bother us anymore.
10:47Right?
10:52Peace offering.
10:53Wow.
10:53That's all I ever wanted.
10:56Harry, come and see what Uncle Robert's got to bribe you with.
11:01Call it an early birthday present.
11:05You want a cuppa?
11:06Aaron's going to be home soon.
11:07Actually, I want the loo.
11:09I'm desperate.
11:09Harry, do you need to come in for the bathroom?
11:11No.
11:12Fine.
11:13You can stay out and play, but you know the rules.
11:15Stay where I can see you.
11:16Don't go near the woods, okay?
11:17It'll only be a sec.
11:18You should listen to your mum.
11:30You should listen to your mum.
11:33These woods are dangerous.
11:50Good lad.
11:51Keeping so quiet.
11:52Now, no one, no one can know I'm here, or it'll spoil the surprise.
11:59Okay.
12:02I've missed you, Harry.
12:04Me too.
12:05Yeah.
12:07I thought they would have told you.
12:11I thought you might have heard stuff.
12:14Stuff about me that is just flat out wrong.
12:21And you can't tell them yet.
12:23But I'm working on setting things straight for everyone.
12:28Starting with a way that we can all be together.
12:30You, me, your mum, Uncle Aaron.
12:34Uncle Robert?
12:36No.
12:38Not Uncle Robert, no.
12:41But he will be much better off where he's going.
12:45We all will be.
12:48I promise.
12:52This is all my fault.
12:54No, no.
12:56You'll never have met them if it weren't for me, all right?
12:58You've never been forced to do any of that stuff, all right?
13:01And I'm sorry.
13:02I wish you never met me.
13:03Didn't I go?
13:04I love you.
13:05Yeah, I know.
13:06It's the way they took advantage, all right?
13:09And it has to stop.
13:10It will.
13:12It will.
13:13You'll all be safe once I've gone with them.
13:14Oh, stop saying you're going.
13:15I have to.
13:18Look, do you think Callum's the last guy they're going to try and push on you?
13:21They'll hate you all if I don't go with them.
13:23I'll go to the police like I was going to.
13:25What?
13:25Before Ray ran you over and left you for dead.
13:27Don't be so naive, Dylan.
13:29Naive?
13:29You're the one wanting to go off with them monsters.
13:31Because I can handle them.
13:32No, April, you can't.
13:34You don't know half of what they're capable of.
13:36I know enough.
13:36No, you don't.
13:39You really don't.
13:42You know that farm of theirs?
13:45Do you know what they're doing there?
13:48They're forcing people to work, all right?
13:49They're treating them like slaves.
13:58And Bear's there.
14:01They've got Paddy's dad.
14:03Harry!
14:07Harry!
14:09Harry!
14:10Harry!
14:12Harry!
14:14Harry!
14:15Harry!
14:16What are you doing running off into the woods?
14:23Come here!
14:25But my ball went in.
14:26You can't run off like that, okay?
14:30Some kick you got on you there, mate.
14:32Yeah.
14:32Hey.
14:33Come on.
14:34Don't you show us, eh?
14:35Don't you show us.
14:36Look, I'm sorry if I got a bit loud, but just no running off, yeah?
14:40Come on, I reckon we've got time for a kick of that, haven't we?
14:42Hey, Harry!
14:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:43Come on, come on, Harry.
14:44Oh, he's got a right.
14:45He's got a right.
14:46Has he got a left?
14:47Has he got a left?
14:48No, he's not.
14:49Yes, he does!
14:49Hey!
14:50So, honey, Moon, you brought us on here.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Surrounded by exotic fruit and my company.
14:58What more do you want?
14:58Oh, I have a list.
15:02As do I.
15:04And it involves apples.
15:06Hello.
15:10Am I allowed to make a crack about me melons, or is that harassment?
15:14Right, if I made the joke, it'd be harassment.
15:16Well, you can whip crack away.
15:19You've perked up.
15:21Well, I suppose I'm glad that you're not romantically involved with Eric.
15:28But can you really trust him?
15:29Yes, of course I can.
15:33He's not going to mess me around, is he?
15:35He's the closest thing I've got to a dad.
15:37And anyway, I'm not in this for the money.
15:39What?
15:41You said you were earlier.
15:44Look, it is the money, isn't it?
15:47I mean, the way he's going, he'll be in a care home soon enough.
15:49Shut up, Jay.
15:51Oh, right.
15:54Now I see you're protecting his assets.
15:56The shop, any cash. Oh, the big house.
16:00Well, that all stays with his wife if he goes into care.
16:03Whereas if he's single...
16:04Let it go, Jay.
16:06No, I'm right, though, aren't I? You do get everything.
16:08No, it's not for me.
16:11It's for Jacob.
16:14Yes, I'm giving Jacob a chance of a future
16:17that his granddad has spent over half a century paying into.
16:21I get it.
16:23But it's still tax fraud, Kerry.
16:25Oh, when did you grow a moral compass?
16:27I just don't want you getting into any trouble over this.
16:32Why do you care, Jay?
16:34You know why.
16:41Another one of your jokes.
16:43No, sorry.
16:45I'm just not after anything like that with you anymore.
16:47Oh, now that's what I call timing.
17:00Unless these are both for you,
17:01and the lady would like a different beverage.
17:03Well, the lady was summoned for a pint,
17:05so that is what she shall have.
17:06Thanks, Bob.
17:12Can't drink on your own?
17:13Mysterious.
17:19What's this?
17:20Wales.
17:21A spar break at a posh hotel.
17:24Well, yeah, I can read, but what, are we all going?
17:27No, you are, Anne Harry.
17:29But you're booked in for a few days from tomorrow.
17:31Why?
17:32Robert, I told you, no more apologies.
17:34This isn't an apology.
17:35It's just until Kev gets found.
17:38So, please, just go.
17:39It'd be a weight off my shoulders, and you deserve a proper break.
17:42I don't...
17:44I don't want to just abandon you.
17:45I mean, selfish, really.
17:48Just give me peace of mind for a bit.
17:50Oh, no, no, no!
17:52What, what, what?
17:53Dylan's not coming to Donegal.
17:56Mandy, I was expecting a nuclear meltdown or a venomous critter.
18:00Could have dropped all these.
18:01They smashed the smithereens.
18:02It would have been a glassy catastrophe.
18:05Oh, a glass-tastrophe.
18:08Sorry, I'm just a bit miffed, that's all.
18:11No harm done, eh?
18:12All the glassware's safe and sound.
18:15So, why's he not going with you?
18:18Well, it doesn't say, but I reckon it's because of you.
18:22Cos we all know he adores you more than me.
18:25Oh, it's not true.
18:26It's just a connection, a different one.
18:28Yeah, well, you enjoy your lad's time, but listen,
18:31don't smother him while I'm gone.
18:33I'm not promising anything.
18:35Bet has been up the road all this time,
18:38working as Rainsealier's slave.
18:42They keep him locked away like an animal.
18:44With the load of others.
18:48Celia makes some work on a farm.
18:50She hires him out and all.
18:54Then she locks him up in this room.
18:57Proper filthy.
19:01He's trapped there.
19:03That's why they ran me over.
19:06Stopped me mouth before I got to the police.
19:08It is.
19:12Celia said you liked to talk,
19:14but I just thought it was about the drug stuff,
19:15but now there's slavery as well.
19:18And then they made me watch to teach me a lesson.
19:21Two birds, one stone.
19:22Look, do you see why you can't go with them anymore?
19:30Thing is, there's no lying with them.
19:31They're just total users.
19:35And they'll turn their back on us again
19:36when we're not as useful anymore.
19:39April will become as weak and useless as Bear.
19:42Or worse, I mean, you know, we could become like Ray.
19:51We can't.
19:52We can't leave Bear with them.
19:54They'll be gone in a few days and who knows what they'll do with him.
19:58We'll get him out tomorrow then.
20:04Get him home.
20:06You've inspired me, Kev.
20:10Your little truth bomb got me thinking, you're right.
20:13A bullet really isn't your style.
20:17So, I did a bit more research onto you.
20:23One quick search of your name gave me all I needed.
20:26Oh, stalker.
20:30Then I already knew that about you, didn't I?
20:33Quite the history you've got.
20:37Well, thank you.
20:39Oh, yeah, standard take about but, you know,
20:42current circumstances and that.
20:45Got a thing for explosives, don't you?
20:47You, er, kept that to yourself.
20:51Not really got that thing.
20:52Some safes needed opening and I got a little bit of time in my involved.
20:56And now, you have moved on to...
21:02IEDs.
21:04I beg your pardon?
21:06Improvised explosive devices.
21:08Yeah, I know what they are, I've just never made one.
21:10That's not a problem.
21:13That's why I have been looking up how to build one from scratch on your phone.
21:19On my phone?
21:22For the police to find, silly.
21:25Along with your lifeless body and confession.
21:29Right after I start off the new year with a spectacular...
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