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Emmerdale Season 54 Episode 245 br Monday 29th December 2025
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00:00Music
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00:41It's me
00:43Why is it
00:46Why is it dark
00:48Who's sleeping
00:49I
00:52I was watching cartoons with Eve
00:54With, with your eyes closed.
00:56You needed the sleep.
00:59Not been getting much of it lately.
01:02Robert!
01:04Charity said you were through here. Why are the lights off?
01:07Oh, come on Vic.
01:09Little bit of warning.
01:11What were you doing in the dark?
01:13Ew!
01:14Were you getting all romantic on your mum's couch?
01:16What? No!
01:17Well, I wouldn't blame you if you were.
01:20Need all the holiday cheer we can get after the week we've had.
01:23Sorry.
01:24Oh no, I wasn't.
01:25I wasn't having a go.
01:27We're all in this together.
01:28Yeah, well you shouldn't have to be.
01:30Kev's my problem.
01:31And you're our problem.
01:33Which means, Kev is as well.
01:36You wanna be useful?
01:38Stop moping, go and make me a brew.
01:40We're gonna carry on as normal, yeah?
01:42Like we agreed.
01:44Go on, I'll have one as well.
01:53Yeah, mate.
01:55Just do us a favour.
01:57Just loosen your knees a little bit, will ya?
02:00I mean, no-one's gonna believe that I shot Robert if both my hands had fell off early.
02:04You must have cleaned that about 89 times.
02:09Which is just one of the reasons why you're not gonna be able to fit me up because you've wiped all the evidence off.
02:17Shut up, will ya?
02:18Just shut up.
02:19What is he gonna do again?
02:22Knock me out, tie me up and then frame me for killing me husband.
02:29But here's a little truth bomb for ya.
02:31It won't work so, you know, I'd just not bother.
02:35You know what I mean?
02:36Just both go and live our lives.
02:38I told you to shut it!
02:42It's not gonna work.
02:43It won't work.
02:44It won't work.
02:45It's not gonna work, mate.
02:46It won't work.
02:47It's not gonna work.
02:48It's not gonna work.
02:49It's not gonna work.
02:50It won't work.
02:51It won't work.
02:52You look a bit shivery.
02:54Oh!
02:55Bruised, innit?
02:56Oh!
02:57Oh!
02:58Sorry, I forgot.
03:00Wish I could for ya.
03:03Are we gonna go to yours?
03:05Or we could just stay here and then you're not hobbling about.
03:10Nah, they won't stop fussing.
03:12Dylan!
03:14You got your crutch?
03:16Am I right, tar paddy?
03:17No, it'll help until you're probably back on both your feet.
03:20Yeah, just think of it as a kind of crutch.
03:23Yeah, well, using it hurts my ribs, so...
03:28Oh, er, sweetheart, right.
03:30You know my cousin, Tina?
03:32The one you hate, yeah?
03:33Yeah, well, she's in a bit of bother with the police on remand.
03:36Anyway, the Dunny Goldingles, they've asked me if I'll go and help, you know, look after the kids for a bit, you know.
03:40Save them from going into care.
03:42Oh, Tina, she's a lost caller, isn't she?
03:44But, you know, the kids, you know, I don't want them to suffer.
03:46Anyway, look, I'm leaving tonight and I'd like you to come with me.
03:52What, me? Why?
03:53It'd be a right blast and the Dunny Goldingles is a right crack, honestly.
03:57You're practically family now. You should meet them.
04:00And she doesn't trust me to look after you on me own.
04:02Well, I'm 18.
04:03And you're not long out of a coma after a bit of a rough patch.
04:06We just want to properly support you, that's all.
04:09Could be good for you to get away for a bit.
04:11Well, just have a think about it. There's absolutely no pressure.
04:14Except there is, you know, because I am leaving tonight, you know.
04:16Look, I'm loving you to come with me.
04:21They're uneven.
04:23You're blind, my beloved. They're bang on, is what they are.
04:26Oh, well, if bang on means that they're crooked, then yes, my love, they're bang on.
04:33Have you spoken to Jacob yet?
04:35Er, no. He had an early shift, one of the longer ones.
04:40I'll speak to him later.
04:42Er, excuse me. Have you checked the shelf life on these?
04:46Yes, sir. No, sir. Three bags full.
04:48Well, the shorter the shelf life.
04:50I'll give you a shorter shelf life if you want one, darling.
04:53So sorry to interrupt your little love fest.
04:55Anyone seen Vanessa?
04:56Er, not today, no.
04:57Oh, me neither.
04:59Wow. How long have you been hovering there?
05:02Well, he was watching the show when I came in.
05:04Quiet, creepy, your usual, charming self.
05:07Anyone would think you're jealous of that, Glarge, eh?
05:10Well, of that, not a chance.
05:13OK, well, if you see Vanessa, will you tell her I'm looking for her?
05:16You can get back to bickering like an old married couple now.
05:19Well, hey, hang on a minute. He's the old one.
05:21I'm the gorgeous young gold digger that's going to send him to an early grave.
05:24I reckon you should go to Donegal.
05:25Keen to get rid of me, aren't you?
05:26Yes.
05:27Away from Ray and Celia.
05:28Look, Dylan, if they see you, I don't trust that they won't do something.
05:43But if you're away, then you're safe.
05:45Right, fine, I'll go.
05:48If you come with me.
05:50Me? No, I can't.
05:52I'm not leaving you here. Why? Your family still haven't to pay them off.
05:55But they aren't.
05:57Ray told my dad yesterday we're in the clear.
06:00Why?
06:01Cos they're leaving.
06:04On New Year's Day.
06:06They're packing up the farm and they're going for good.
06:10We're free.
06:12There ain't no way they're letting your dad and Rona off when they're still money to be milked.
06:16Why lying for?
06:18I'm not, I...
06:20What are they making you do, April?
06:23Nothing.
06:25Alright, fine, I'll go ask them myself.
06:27No, no, no, please don't.
06:28Then tell me, what are they making you do?
06:31I, erm...
06:34I have to go with them.
06:36Oi, scowly.
06:41Let's get you a drink.
06:42No, ta.
06:43I'll get an orange juice for Grumpy, please.
06:45And can I have a fizzy water?
06:49Wow, is that, er, power move or did you want us to ogle your backside?
06:53That's sexual harassment.
06:54Oh, says the boss man who jumped me at work.
06:57Erm, sorry, are you actually sticking around for these drinks or what?
07:00Not for me.
07:01Oh, come on, Jay.
07:02Look, I'm just, I'm joking about the ogling.
07:04I'm a married woman, don't you know?
07:07What's the matter with you?
07:09Can you not take a joke?
07:10Well, your jokes aren't funny.
07:11Get lost.
07:12I know you think I'm a hoot.
07:13And just for the record, it was you who jumped me.
07:16Oh, knock it off, Jay.
07:17Look, there is nothing to be jealous about.
07:20Jealous?
07:21Yes.
07:22There's nothing going on between me and Eric.
07:23It's a money thing.
07:25And stop scowling and saying that I'm not funny
07:28when we both know that I'm absolutely hilarious.
07:31Jay, can I get past?
07:39Jay.
07:40Stop loitering.
07:41Move.
07:42Sorry, sorry.
07:43What's with the summons?
07:49What's with threatening my marriage?
07:51That's what your mad message was about.
07:52No, that's what your mad message was about.
07:55Eh?
07:56Eh?
07:57This nasty little note you sent.
08:00And don't try playing all coy with me, Vanessa.
08:03I am this close to losing it with you.
08:06Right back at you.
08:07I didn't write this.
08:09Come off here.
08:10You are the only person who thinks Mac's the dad.
08:13You are the only person who gets pushing me to come clean
08:15and then when I refuse, you get angry.
08:18And then this marriage wrecking note comes through.
08:20I'm sorry, but I can join the dots.
08:22And do you know what it's saying?
08:23Vanessa.
08:24Vanessa.
08:25Dirty rat Vanessa.
08:27Go to hell charity.
08:29It wasn't me.
08:35It is the only way to keep my family safe.
08:37But we'll just be doing the same thing in a different place
08:41until we end up dead.
08:42Not we, Dylan.
08:43What?
08:44Just me.
08:45You go, I go, alright?
08:48I'll tell them that myself.
08:50Now you're just talking stupid.
08:52They will kill you.
08:54Make sure they finish the job off properly this time.
08:56Well, it's better that than just standing by,
08:58waiting for them to take you.
08:59This is the only way to protect everyone.
09:02My dad, Rona, Mary, Leo and Ivy and...
09:07And you.
09:14And what about you?
09:16Who's protecting you?
09:18I am.
09:19And in a weird kind of way, they are too.
09:24Are you daft?
09:26No, I'm not.
09:28Because...
09:30I've...
09:33I've done something.
09:35And they've...
09:37They've covered it up.
09:40What?
09:47What did you do?
09:52I killed a man.
09:55Not Celia.
09:56Not Ray.
09:57Me.
09:58I did it.
10:00And they sorted it.
10:02And they protected me.
10:04And now I have to go with them.
10:15Robert!
10:16I told you I was only going to be a second.
10:18Still, you scared the bejeepers out of me.
10:20Bejeepers?
10:22I've got you so rattled that you're talking like Betty now.
10:25But there are worse things.
10:26Yeah, not Lenny.
10:30I am sorry.
10:31Just no more apologies, right?
10:33They're banned.
10:34Yeah, well, one last one and then that's it.
10:36Promise.
10:39Sorry over that, Kev.
10:42And when they catch him, I'll say whatever needs to be said to get him sent down so he can't bother us anymore.
10:47Right?
10:48Peace offering.
10:53Wow.
10:54That's all I ever wanted.
10:57Harry!
10:58Come and see what Uncle Robert's got to bribe you with.
11:01Call it an early birthday present.
11:06You want a cuppa?
11:07Aaron's going to be home soon.
11:08Actually, I want the loo.
11:09I'm desperate.
11:10Harry, do you need to come in for the bathroom?
11:11No.
11:13Fine, you can stay out and play, but you know the rules.
11:15Stay where I can see you.
11:16Don't go near the woods, okay?
11:18I want to be a sec.
11:29You should listen to your mum.
11:33These woods are dangerous.
11:45You're a good lad.
11:51Keeping so quiet.
11:53Now no one, no one can know I'm here or it'll spoil the surprise.
11:59Okay.
12:02I've missed you, Harry.
12:04Me too.
12:06Yeah?
12:08I thought they would have told you.
12:09I thought you might have heard stuff.
12:14Stuff about me that is just flat out wrong.
12:21Now you can't tell them yet.
12:23But I'm working on setting things straight for everyone.
12:28Starting with a way that we can all be together.
12:31You, me, your mum, Uncle Aaron.
12:34Uncle Robert?
12:36No.
12:38Not Uncle Robert, no.
12:42But he will be much better off where he's going.
12:45We all will be.
12:48I promise.
12:53This is all my fault.
12:55No, no.
12:57You'll never have met them if it weren't for me, all right?
12:59You've never been forced to do any of that stuff, all right?
13:02And I'm sorry, I wish you never met me.
13:04Dylan, I don't. I love you.
13:06Yeah, I know. It's the way they took advantage, all right?
13:09And it has to stop.
13:11It will.
13:13It will. You'll all be safe once I've gone with them.
13:15Oh, stop saying you're going.
13:16I have to.
13:18Look, do you think Callum's the last guy they're going to try to push on you?
13:22They'll hate you all if I don't go with them.
13:24I'll go to the police like I was going to.
13:26What? Before Ray ran you over and left you for dead?
13:28Don't be so naive, Dylan.
13:29Naive? You're the one wanting to go off with them monsters.
13:31Because I can handle them.
13:33No, April, you can't. You don't know half of what they're capable of.
13:36I know enough.
13:37No, you don't.
13:39You really don't.
13:42You know that farm of theirs?
13:45Do you know what they're doing there?
13:47They're forcing people to work, all right?
13:49They're treating them like slaves.
13:58And Bear's there.
14:01They've got Paddy's dad.
14:03Harry!
14:07Harry!
14:09Harry!
14:11Harry!
14:13Harry!
14:15Harry!
14:16Harry!
14:18Harry!
14:20Mummy!
14:22What are you doing running off into the woods?
14:23Come here!
14:25But my ball went in.
14:28You can't run off like that, okay?
14:30There's some kick you've got on you there, mate.
14:33Yeah, hey. Come on.
14:35Don't you show us, eh?
14:37Look, I'm sorry if I got a bit loud, but just no running off, yeah?
14:41Come on, I reckon we've got time for a kick of that, haven't we?
14:43Hey, Harry!
14:45Oh, he's got a right, he's got a right.
14:47Has he got a left?
14:48Has he got a left?
14:49No, he's not.
14:50Yes, he does!
14:51Hey!
14:52So, honey, Moon, you've brought us on here.
14:54Yeah.
14:55Surrounded by exotic fruit and my company.
14:58What more do you want?
15:00I have a list.
15:02As do I.
15:05And it involves apples.
15:06Hello.
15:10Am I allowed to make a crack about me melons, or is that harassment?
15:15Right, if I made the joke, it'd be harassment, but you can whip crack away.
15:19You've perked up.
15:21Well, I suppose I'm glad that you're not romantically involved with Eric.
15:28But can you really trust him?
15:30Yes.
15:32Of course I can.
15:34He's not going to mess me around, is he?
15:35He's the closest thing I've got to a dad.
15:37And anyway, I'm not in this for the money.
15:40What?
15:42You said you were earlier.
15:44Look, it is the money, isn't it?
15:47I mean, the way he's going, he'll be in a care home soon enough.
15:50Shut up, Jay.
15:52Oh, right.
15:54Now I see you're protecting his assets.
15:57The shop.
15:58Any cash.
15:59Oh, the big house.
16:01Well, that all stays with his wife if he goes into care.
16:04Whereas if he's single...
16:05Let it go, Jay.
16:07No, I'm right though, aren't I?
16:08You do get everything.
16:09No.
16:10It's not for me.
16:12It's for Jacob.
16:14Yes.
16:16I'm giving Jacob a chance of a future that his granddad has spent over half a century paying into.
16:22I get it.
16:24But it's still tax fraud, Kerry.
16:26When did you grow a moral compass?
16:28I just don't want you getting into any trouble over this.
16:33Why do you care, Jay?
16:35You know why.
16:41Another one of your jokes.
16:43No.
16:44Sorry.
16:46I'm just not after anything like that with you anymore.
16:58Oh, now that's what I call timing.
17:00Unless these are both for you, and the lady would like a different beverage.
17:03Well, the lady was summoned for a pint, so that is what she shall have.
17:07Thanks, Bob.
17:09Can't drink on your own?
17:18Mysterious.
17:19What's this?
17:21Wales.
17:22Sparberic.
17:23A posh hotel.
17:24Well, yeah, I can read, but what, are we all going?
17:27No, you are, Anne Harry.
17:29Look, you're booked in for a few days from tomorrow.
17:32Why?
17:33Robert, I told you, no more apologies.
17:35This isn't an apology.
17:36It's just until Kev gets found.
17:37So, please, just go.
17:38It'd be a weight off my shoulders, and you deserve a proper break.
17:43I don't...
17:44I don't want to just abandon you.
17:46I mean, selfish, really.
17:48Just give me peace of mind for a bit.
17:51Oh, no, no, no!
17:52What, what, what?
17:54Dylan's not coming to Donegal!
17:57Mandy, I was expecting a nuclear meltdown or a venomous critter.
18:00Could have dropped all these.
18:01They smashed to smithereens.
18:02It would have been a glassy catastrophe.
18:05Oh, a glass-tastrophe.
18:08Sorry, I'm just a bit miffed, that's odd.
18:11No harm done, eh?
18:12All the glassware's safe and sound.
18:17So, why's he not going with you?
18:18Well, it doesn't say, but...
18:21I reckon it's because of you.
18:23Cos we all know he adores you more than me.
18:25Oh, it's not true.
18:26It's just a connection.
18:27A different one.
18:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:29Well, you enjoy your lad's time, but listen,
18:31don't smother him while I'm gone.
18:33I'm not promising anything.
18:35Bet has been up the road all this time,
18:38working as Rain Sealy's slave.
18:42They keep him locked away like an animal.
18:46With a load of others.
18:49Celia makes some work on her farm.
18:51She hires him out and all.
18:55Then she locks him up in this room.
18:57Proper filthy.
19:01He's trapped there.
19:04That's why they ran me over.
19:06Stopped me mouth before I got to the police.
19:08It is.
19:12Celia said you liked to talk,
19:13but I just thought it was about the drug stuff,
19:15but now there's slavery as well.
19:18And then they made me watch to teach me a lesson.
19:21Two birds, one stone.
19:26Look, do you see why you can't go with them any more?
19:28Thing is, there's no lying with them.
19:31They're just total users.
19:34And they'll turn their back on us again
19:36when we're not as useful any more.
19:38April will become as weak and useless as Bear.
19:43Or worse, I mean, you know, we could become like Ray.
19:47We can't, we can't leave Bear with them.
19:54They'll be gone in a few days,
19:56and who knows what they'll do with him.
20:01We'll get him out tomorrow then.
20:04Get him home.
20:06You've inspired me, Kev.
20:10Your little truth bomb got me thinking, you're right.
20:13A bullet really isn't your style.
20:17So, I did a bit more research onto you.
20:23One quick search of your name gave me all I needed.
20:26Oh, stalker.
20:30Then I already knew that about you, didn't I?
20:33Quite the history you've got.
20:37Well, thank you.
20:39Oh yeah, standard take about but, you know,
20:42current circumstances and that.
20:44Got a thing for explosives, don't you?
20:47You, er, kept that to yourself.
20:51Not really got that a thing.
20:52Some safes needed opening and I got a little bit of time involved.
20:57And now, you have moved on to...
21:02IEDs.
21:04I beg your pardon?
21:06Improvised explosive devices.
21:08Yeah, I know what they are, I've just never made one.
21:11That's not a problem.
21:13That is why I have been looking up how to build one from scratch on your phone.
21:19On my phone?
21:20Eh.
21:23For the police to find, silly.
21:25Along with your...
21:27lifeless body and confession.
21:31Right after I start off the new year with a spectacular...
21:35Bang!
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