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00:00The ceiling leak is back.
00:02Oh, well I can fix it again, but the truth is we need a new roof.
00:06That sounds expensive.
00:07About 15,000.
00:09Oh, can we DIY it?
00:10That would be 15,000 plus hospital bills.
00:13Roofs are my nemeses.
00:14Okay, sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work.
00:17All right, I will see you shortly.
00:22Oh, hello, Officer John Nolan.
00:25What a joy to my eyes.
00:26I need advice from my bestie.
00:28May I come in?
00:29Well, I know we're friends.
00:30I think he means me.
00:32What's up?
00:33Oh, well, Snooki Putzi.
00:35I'm struggling with a major problem.
00:36One that has plagued humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze and ate from the pornographic apple.
00:43I'm in love.
00:44Again?
00:45This time it's for keeps.
00:46She's the one the future Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
00:49That's wonderful.
00:50I hope we get to meet her.
00:52Oh, what do you already have?
00:53The object of my affection is none other than the beautiful, talented, and unnervingly flexible Chastity Sneed.
00:58My brother's girlfriend.
00:59Half-brother.
01:00Yes.
01:01When we were having a wonderful role-playing adventures together at your wedding, I felt a deep and powerful connection I can no longer deny.
01:06I love Peter.
01:07Yes, he's fine.
01:08Okay, whatever.
01:09But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.
01:11Well, we've all been there.
01:13Mm-hmm.
01:14Okay, well, have you let her know this?
01:15That is why I'm here.
01:16I need your help.
01:17I want to make a grand romantic gesture.
01:19What do you think she would like more?
01:20A giraffe?
01:21Or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini?
01:23Oh, well, those are two very different, very expensive options.
01:26Oh, yes.
01:27I forgot to tell you how silly of me.
01:29So, ten years ago, a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.
01:34I checked it recently, and it turns out Randy Spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire.
01:38A billionaire?
01:39Okay, well, like a hundred millionaire, but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
01:43Anyway, let's brainstorm.
01:44What is the clearest path to chastity's heart?
01:47Okay, we actually have to get to work, so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Perhaps I give you $100,000 for five more minutes of your time.
01:55I'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee.
01:56Are you still four cream sticks?
01:58Always, yes.
01:59I'm looking for you like I know you want me to do.
02:03Hmm.
02:04My mom is calling.
02:05It is too early in the morning for this.
02:06It might be an emergency.
02:07Hey, mom.
02:08Everything okay?
02:09Someone's trying to get into the house.
02:12Lock yourself in the bathroom.
02:14Do not come out until I get there.
02:17Control, I have an in-progress home invasion.
02:20Mom?
02:21You okay?
02:22Yeah, sorry to worry you.
02:23Angela, your hair looks so cute that way.
02:25Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
02:26Mom, what is going on?
02:27I feel so silly.
02:28It wasn't a burglar.
02:29It was this nice gentleman.
02:30Deputy Ron Martin, West Hollywood Station.
02:31Why were you trying to get into my mother's house?
02:33I'm serving an eviction notice.
02:34This must be the wrong address.
02:35She's the owner.
02:36She's the owner.
02:37She's the owner.
02:38She's the owner.
02:39She's the owner.
02:40She's the owner.
02:41She's the owner.
02:42She's the owner.
02:43She's the owner.
02:44She's the owner.
02:45She's the owner.
02:46She's the owner.
02:47She's the owner.
02:48This must be the wrong address.
02:49She's the owner.
02:50That's what I was trying to tell him.
02:52I checked the address multiple times, ma'am.
02:54Your mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate.
02:56Did you get a notice?
02:57Uh, I don't know.
02:59I mostly get junk mail, but I recycle it.
03:02Here, I'll call Wesley.
03:03We'll get this sorted out.
03:05Mommy, I'm not fussing.
03:06Ruth.
03:07I got here as fast as I could.
03:08Mom?
03:09Oh, hi, dear.
03:10Are you okay?
03:11Yeah.
03:12You sounded so scared on the phone.
03:13I would.
03:14You two are friends?
03:15Did you know this?
03:16No.
03:17Most of friends is a matter of fact, which you would know if you ever called.
03:21I don't like any of this.
03:22Me neither.
03:23When do they post the results from the sergeant exam?
03:25Today, supposedly.
03:26So my anxiety is at about 12 right now.
03:29What?
03:30No, no, nothing.
03:31It's nothing important.
03:32What?
03:33No, nothing.
03:34I...
03:35What?
03:36I need help.
03:37Okay.
03:38Not like in case of emergency help, but I...
03:39Okay, stop.
03:40Just ask the question.
03:41Right.
03:42No.
03:43Well, when is it?
03:44Saturday.
03:45Okay.
03:46Well, have you thought about just asking him what he wants?
03:47No, because that would undermine my whole existence.
03:49What?
03:50I'm an empath, an intuitive, a deeply spiritual person.
03:53I should be able to feel the right gift in my soul.
03:56Right.
03:57Okay.
03:58And you're not feeling that with Raj?
03:59I'm feeling nothing.
04:00And it's freaking me out because I really like him.
04:03But what if it's a sign that something is wrong?
04:06Listen, it could be.
04:07Or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect gift that you've
04:12sent your intuition into a panic spiral.
04:14You think I'm spiraling?
04:16Right.
04:19You hear the thunder.
04:21You hear the beats.
04:23Look out for this one.
04:25Rock on the streets.
04:27Aligning it.
04:30Applying it.
04:31Guten tag to my favorite officers of the female persuasion.
04:34Randy, hi.
04:36Nice car.
04:37Yes, thank you.
04:38I just purchased it.
04:39I'm coming to you now because I need your help.
04:41John and Bailey's gift ideas were useless.
04:43I need a young woman's perspective.
04:45Okay.
04:46Perspective about what?
04:48I'm in love with chastity.
04:50Pete's chastity?
04:51Yes, that's the one.
04:52Well, since when?
04:53Well, during the wedding, I pretended to be Pete and things led to things and now I'm in
04:56Okay.
04:57God is great.
04:58Now, what do I need to give her to my new beloved?
05:00Oh, we were just talking about gifts.
05:02My boyfriend, Raj.
05:03Time out.
05:04No, no.
05:05Talking about me.
05:06So let's focus.
05:07Okay.
05:08What do women like?
05:09Well, I've always liked getting to know each other's shared goals and values.
05:13Okay.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Let's keep thinking.
05:16How about a house?
05:17What if a man bought you a house?
05:18You'd have to love him then, yes?
05:19I mean, how big a house?
05:20What?
05:21What?
05:22I mean, real estate in LA is cutthroat.
05:23Randy, listen.
05:24If you really see a future with chastity, just talk to her.
05:27You know, get to know her friends, her life.
05:29To me, I think women just want to be listened to.
05:32I think that's the real foundation of a relationship.
05:35Of friends.
05:36Yes.
05:37Your wisdom is truly boundless, Lucy Chen.
05:40I'm off to win her love with listening.
05:43Ha ha.
05:44Oh, and maybe I'll pick up some diamonds on the way, you know, just in case.
05:47Ugh, that's gonna end badly, isn't it?
05:50100%.
05:51You're on the Burns case this morning, yeah?
05:53Yeah, back to the depositions.
05:54Great.
05:55Thanks for taking that off my hands for me.
05:57Between the election and these college visits, I barely have time to breathe.
06:00Hmm.
06:01Any chance Logan will stay local?
06:02You know, I'm doing my best.
06:04I'm talking up UCLA, USC, but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us.
06:09Hmm.
06:10Jack slept on my head last night.
06:11You know, I used to want to punch people when they said this to me, but you're gonna miss it when it's over.
06:15I'm sure I will.
06:16Morning, gentlemen.
06:17Are you ready to testify?
06:18Yes, sir.
06:19And if that ain't a fact, God's apostle.
06:21I don't know what that means.
06:22I've learned to ignore the country commentary.
06:25Ah, but I don't hate it.
06:26As long as your answers are clear and concise, a little personality goes a long way with the jury.
06:30But not with your training officer.
06:32Yes, sir.
06:33That is too much handsome for one hallway.
06:34Save the sweet talk for the jury, Atlas.
06:36After this morning, I believe you're gonna reconsider taking this to trial.
06:39My client's innocent.
06:41Your client beat a man to death in front of Officer Penn.
06:43Guy had a heart attack.
06:44I was just doing CPR.
06:48I thought a junior associate was on this one.
06:50She was.
06:51I guess Mr. Burns is higher up the food chain in the Eastern Front than we thought.
06:55Come on.
06:56Describe what you saw when you arrived at the Kindred Spirits Bar.
06:59I witnessed Mr. Burns beating Mr. Ashlyn.
07:02I got between them and subdued Mr. Burns before rendering aid to Mr. Ashlyn.
07:07But, uh, his wounds proved to be fatal.
07:10Were you aware of Mr. Burns' alleged gang affiliation?
07:13Not until I saw the tattoo on his right arm.
07:15At which point, I knew he was Eastern Front.
07:19This one.
07:20Yes, sir.
07:21Or was it this one?
07:22Objection.
07:23Counsel's attempting to confuse the witness.
07:25I'm simply trying to determine how observant Officer Penn was on the night in question.
07:29Oh.
07:35It was this one.
07:38Please enter into the record that Officer Penn has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.
07:44It's okay.
07:45We on the new wave.
07:46We on the next pace.
07:47We living in the future.
07:48On the next pace.
07:49Surfing stars.
07:50Start trekking up in deep space.
07:53And then we switch, switch it up.
07:55Better keep pace, y'all.
07:57Chastity.
07:58It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
08:00Randy!
08:01What are you doing here?
08:03You never visit me at work.
08:04I come bearing the best friend of every girl.
08:07Diamonds.
08:08Did I hear something about diamonds?
08:10Yes.
08:11I have gifts for Chastity and for all of Chastity's beautiful friends.
08:14That is so sweet.
08:16And way too much.
08:19Speak for yourself.
08:20This pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.
08:24Okay.
08:26What's going on with you?
08:28What's with all these gifts?
08:29I find myself suddenly shy in the face of this life-defining moment.
08:33Here, have some gold.
08:34Stop.
08:35Stop.
08:36Spill it.
08:37Okay.
08:40Chastity Sneed.
08:41Marry me and I will love you forever, forsaking all others for the rest of my life.
08:46Randy.
08:47Okay.
08:48Oh god, no.
08:49I should not have just blurted out a proposal like that.
08:50Okay?
08:51I have to win your heart first.
08:53It's okay.
08:54It's okay.
08:55But I'm with Pete.
08:56You know that.
08:57Yes, but I was hoping that my heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide.
09:02Millions?
09:03Yes.
09:04Many millions, many, many, many, many, many, many millions.
09:06Oh.
09:07Well, have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation?
09:11Oh, a sugar daddy.
09:12That sounds delicious.
09:13What is that?
09:14I would have to talk to Pete though first.
09:17Oh, so I would not have you exclusively?
09:19No.
09:20Okay.
09:21Yeah, I understand.
09:22I will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future together while you speak to Peter.
09:26Okay.
09:27Okay.
09:28Great.
09:29You do not want these gifts.
09:30I really do.
09:32Okay.
09:33Actually, but no.
09:34No, no, no.
09:35I, uh, you hang on to them for now.
09:37Okay.
09:38Okay.
09:39Wonderful.
09:40Just, girls, no.
09:41I'm so sorry, girls.
09:42Hi.
09:43Did you look at the files I sent?
09:44Yeah, briefly.
09:45Seems like title fraud to me.
09:46Just send me over everything Mrs. Harper has regarding the house, okay?
09:49Thanks.
09:50You're the best.
09:51Okay.
09:55Don't move.
09:56Hey, this is not a problem, okay?
09:58I got my keys and my wallet and my jacket pocket.
09:59You can have them.
10:00I'm not here to rob you, okay?
10:01You're gonna drop the charges against Colin Burns.
10:04No, I'm not, but before you pull the trigger, you should know that my wife is a detective
10:09and she's also a sharpshooter.
10:10Well, I'm not here to threaten you, Wesley.
10:13His son Del Monte's world will destroy.
10:15That angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around.
10:20I'm talking ketamine, coke, MDMA, and we've got the video to prove it.
10:24So check your email and drop the charges or we'll destroy that kid's life.
10:29Randy!
10:30Yeah, I'm leaving Chastity's club.
10:32My love story's been hiccuped, but I remain undaunted.
10:35Hello, potential new friends.
10:36Is there something I may assist you with?
10:37Randy, what's happening?
10:38Oh, I believe I'm being robbed.
10:39Randy, I'm five blocks away.
10:40Just give them what they want.
10:41So I should warn you, I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory
11:02of Guam.
11:03Okay.
11:04Well, I've been told to let you rob me, but I do not believe that's the right thing to
11:08do, so you may begin.
11:29Crunchy.
11:30Hands.
11:31And your back, let's go.
11:33I am sorry for hurting you, but I didn't warn you of my skill level, so...
11:36Let me guess.
11:37You rolled in here, started throwing the money around, and they jumped you.
11:40Oh, that's correct, yes.
11:41All right, so here's the problem.
11:43This title looks legitimate.
11:45That is your signature handing over the property to someone named Priscilla Robbins.
11:49You see, I knew there was some kind of misunderstanding because Priscilla is my friend, and she helped
11:55me put the house into trust for my protection.
11:58And how do you know Priscilla?
12:00Oh, this Facebook group, we love old houses.
12:05People post pictures of their homes, and then everyone says how lovely they are.
12:11Well, Priscilla, she DM'd me and asked if I'd ever considered putting my house into trust, now that I have it paid off, and it would protect me from title theft.
12:23And she offered to do that for you personally.
12:27Now, that's why I'm confused, because Priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign, so she's my witness.
12:34Mom, Priscilla, Priscilla is not your witness.
12:37Okay, she's the trustee.
12:39You signed the deed over to her, and she now owns your home.
12:42And she is having you evicted.
12:44Mom, did you even read this?
12:46I'm sorry.
12:49Don't blame yourself, Ruth.
12:51It's a mistake any of us could make.
12:54Hey, sorry to interrupt.
12:56Um, I need to steal my wife.
13:00What's going on?
13:01Look, something happened, and I need to talk to my wife about what I should do.
13:04Not a cop.
13:05My wife.
13:06Okay, cop me is in the drawer.
13:09I'm covering the Colin Burns murder case for Del Monte, and the Eastern Front just leaned on me to make the charges go away.
13:17If they threaten you, cop me is coming out of the drawer.
13:19Look, they didn't threaten me, but they have video of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs.
13:25Don't show me.
13:26I'll have to follow up.
13:27Does Del Monte know his kid is using?
13:29I can't imagine.
13:30I mean, he thinks he's a Boy Scout.
13:32This is gonna wreck him.
13:34If you're asking me should you pass along this message from the Eastern Front,
13:38the answer is yes.
13:40But not because Del Monte is being extorted.
13:43Because his child is in trouble, and he deserves to hear that from a friend.
13:54You okay? What are you doing?
13:56I'm holding Raj in my mind's eye, letting his energy emanate,
13:59and the perfect gift will magically appear.
14:03Okay.
14:05Anything?
14:06A spice rack.
14:08I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.
14:10Okay.
14:11Well, I mean, you know, let's not take it that far.
14:14You know, Randy was right about one thing.
14:18What, Randy?
14:19You know, going to a subject matter expert, it's a smart move.
14:23Oh, you're saying ask the boys what a boy would want.
14:25Yes, I am.
14:28What's up?
14:29Hey, hi.
14:30This won't be long.
14:31So, it's Raj's birthday, and Selena needs help picking out a gift.
14:34And we were wondering what a guy's perspective was.
14:36Good whiskey and a cigar?
14:38It's for her 20-something boyfriend, not her father-in-law.
14:41And what's his love language?
14:43Um, music?
14:44I guess?
14:45I mean, he's written Selena like a hundred songs.
14:47Great.
14:48Write a song for him.
14:49Okay, no, no.
14:50That is a big no.
14:51The man's a professional.
14:52Can't write a song good enough to impress him.
14:53It don't have to be perfect.
14:54It's just horror films.
14:55I can do horror films.
14:57Aw.
14:58Well, uh, do you play an instrument?
14:59No.
15:01Let's just keep thinking.
15:02Maybe, yeah.
15:03Yeah.
15:04We spoke with detectives in the fraud department, and Priscilla has been on their radar for a
15:08while, but they haven't been able to prove anything because the paperwork is legit.
15:12So I won't be getting my house back.
15:14We are working on it, but if we can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud, then that would
15:19go a long way with the courts.
15:20So we set a sting operation posting photos of my house on Priscilla's site.
15:25But how would that trap her?
15:27She only targets the elderly homeowners.
15:30Because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner.
15:36Oh, hot damn.
15:37This is going to be so much fun.
15:43Hey.
15:44Hey, how's Randy?
15:45Oh, yeah, he's fine.
15:47Yeah, he's writing up a statement as we speak.
15:49Good.
15:50God, I feel awful.
15:51This only happened because he was trying to impress me.
15:53Yeah, I know.
15:54He mentioned being your confectionary paramour, which I took to mean sugar daddy.
15:59You think that's a bad idea?
16:00I think it's none of my business, but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt.
16:05Okay.
16:06Well, I don't know what to do because I talked to Pete and he thinks it's a great idea.
16:09And he wants me to ask Randy for a Porsche.
16:11He's not even the least bit jealous.
16:12He's not even the least bit jealous.
16:13Pete's very evolved.
16:14Excuse me.
16:15Watch where you're going.
16:16Excuse me.
16:17Chastity?
16:18Hey!
16:19Yeah, I'm done.
16:20Ow!
16:21Are you okay, Chastity?
16:22Let this be one minute.
16:23Got a minute?
16:24What's up?
16:25Is this about the Burns case?
16:26Not entirely.
16:27It's also personal.
16:28I was just approached by a member of the Burns crew.
16:32They want us to drop the charges or they're going to release this video.
16:36What?
16:37Is that Logan?
16:38What is this?
16:39What are they following my son now?
16:40My guess is one of the dealers figured out whose father was.
16:43Oh.
16:44Oh.
16:45Oh.
16:46Oh.
16:47Oh.
16:48Oh.
16:49Oh.
16:50Oh.
16:51Oh.
16:52Oh.
16:53Oh.
16:54Oh.
16:55Oh.
16:56Oh.
16:57Did you know he was using?
16:59No.
17:00Of course not.
17:01He's a good kid.
17:02You know, he's always squared away.
17:03He gets good grades.
17:05Not that I've been around lately.
17:06I mean, what kind of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone?
17:10Addicts have a hundred tricks.
17:13Okay?
17:14You can't blame yourself.
17:15The important point is, you know now.
17:17You can help him.
17:18How?
17:19I mean, first of all, Logan has to check himself into rehab.
17:22And if it's just simple possession, he will get a drug diversion program.
17:24Sure.
17:25Vivian wouldn't love that.
17:26I mean, my bid for DA would basically be over.
17:29I know.
17:31No, no, no, no.
17:32Okay, no, no, no.
17:33I'll just...
17:34Okay, okay.
17:35What if Burns testifies that he was drunk that night?
17:38It was a basic bar brawl, right?
17:40It was all about self defense.
17:41If he thought he was in danger, if he fears for his life, that's justifiable homicide.
17:45You're not seriously considering that, are you?
17:47It's my son, Wes.
17:49If you give in, they will keep coming back.
17:51Trust me.
17:52I've been there.
17:53The only way out is to take away their bargaining chip.
17:57I understand that.
17:58But if this video gets out, it's the rest of his life.
18:02It'll define him.
18:04You know?
18:05It'll destroy him.
18:06I know.
18:07But if you give in, they will own you.
18:13Five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend.
18:19They call Chastity my girlfriend.
18:21Son, focus.
18:22Right, yes.
18:23If I don't send the money, they will take her life in the most depraved way possible?
18:29Contact, guys.
18:30So we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for the next contact.
18:33I'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money.
18:36It's a short list.
18:37I am highly discreet.
18:39Oh, oh, thank goodness you're here.
18:41Hi.
18:42You must be Randy.
18:43Yes.
18:44Randy, hello.
18:45I'm Wolfgang Puck.
18:46And thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities.
18:48I'm sorry, are you catering the hostage negotiations?
18:51Yes.
18:52Braised ribs are to die for.
18:54All right.
18:55Where can we set up?
18:56The roll call, I guess.
18:57The glass room.
18:58All right.
18:59Let's go.
19:02Uh, what is happening?
19:04Randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations.
19:08Actually, he will be catering the celebration?
19:11I have just paid the ransom.
19:13Chastity will be returned to me unharmed.
19:15You do what?
19:16They're more likely to kill her than give her back.
19:18Uh, .
19:20Tim's right.
19:21You just made this a hundred times worse.
19:23Oh, thank God.
19:27Okay, so they are not going to kill her, but they are going to double the original ransom.
19:32Okay.
19:33That is why you never pay the ransom.
19:35I'm not paying another dime until I see proof of life.
19:39It'll make them angry.
19:40The promise of your money is the only thing keeping her alive.
19:44You hand it over to them.
19:46She's just a witness they need to silence.
19:49What?
19:50We should kill her and take off.
19:52We already got the five million.
19:53No.
19:54This guy's good for more.
19:55Look, you saw how fast he paid us, right?
19:58We make him sweat it over and might.
20:00Then, we give him proof of life in the morning.
20:03When he's desperate.
20:05We'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her.
20:08Not sure which.
20:09Stay tuned and find out.
20:11This is verrĂŒckt.
20:12How am I going to survive the night without descending into madness?
20:16Oh, no, I can't.
20:19Fine.
20:22Randy, you can come home with me.
20:24Bailey and I will keep you company.
20:25Thank you, my second bestest friend.
20:28Come on.
20:29We are almost set up.
20:31Where are you going?
20:32Oh, a slight change of plans.
20:34Can you unset up and take everything to this man's home?
20:37Okay.
20:38Great.
20:39I will email you a MapQuest link.
20:41Let's review.
20:42I am nowhere close to getting a present for Raj.
20:45And I am climbing the walls because where the hell are the test results?
20:48Bradford, hi.
20:49Uh-oh.
20:50What'd I do?
20:51Nothing.
20:52She's been white-knuckling all day waiting for the sergeant's list to be posted.
20:55You didn't hear?
20:57What?
20:58No.
20:59What did I not hear?
21:00What?
21:01It got delayed.
21:02Should be out by tomorrow.
21:03I'm sorry.
21:04I know it's hard to wait.
21:05No.
21:06This is fine.
21:07One day, two days, a week.
21:08What does it matter?
21:09It's totally fine.
21:10Yep.
21:11Dinner's almost ready.
21:14Thanks.
21:15Are you sure I can help?
21:17It is all under control, so just rest.
21:19I can tell you're still angry with me.
21:22It's just that it is a stressful situation, okay?
21:25But it's gonna be fine.
21:26I'm-I'm-I'm dealing with it.
21:27I know I'm not as strong as you are, but you don't have to treat me like a child.
21:31I am not.
21:32Oh, yes you are.
21:33That woman conned me, and it happens with old people all the time.
21:39But this is not about you being old, Mom.
21:41You have been like this my whole life.
21:43You-you trust everyone.
21:44You let Dad walk all over you, and you-you fall for every sob story you hear.
21:50I happen to believe most people are good.
21:52Well, I used to believe that, and then I got out into the real world and realized that I was completely underprepared.
21:58I will not make that mistake with my kids.
22:00I will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there.
22:17The guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table.
22:23You are the best best friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for.
22:27Of course.
22:28And I know it's really scary, but she's gonna be okay.
22:31Yeah.
22:32I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I get into trouble quite often.
22:37I know, I know, yes, no, but it's true.
22:39I don't think things through.
22:41I-I'm very impulsive.
22:42You know, people are always telling me, Randy, you're so handsome and brilliant, but you know, you're not cautious enough.
22:48But I didn't listen.
22:50And now chastity is in danger, and it's because of my foolishness.
22:53Well, it's not entirely your fault, and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight.
22:58So you should get some rest, and it'll feel more manageable in the morning.
23:01Yes.
23:02You are very wise.
23:03Mm-hmm.
23:04Like an owl in a cartoon.
23:05Hmm.
23:06Okay.
23:07Yes.
23:11Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?
23:13Uh, yeah.
23:14He was, uh, trying to get on a plane, but no surprises, he's on a no-fly list.
23:18So he's taking a bus.
23:19I'll tell you this.
23:20Our lives are never boring.
23:22No, they are not.
23:27John Nolan.
23:29He did what?
23:30What's happening?
23:31You kidnapped the love of my life.
23:33Sweet chastity.
23:34So here is the ransom.
23:35Except you will never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for her life.
23:40Instead, I'm offering this as a reward on your heads.
23:45Brandi, what are you doing?
23:47Turning the tables.
23:51This will let us listen in on your conversation with Priscilla.
23:54Mija, I've seen The Sopranos. I know what a wire is.
23:57Hey, when's the last time you had a manicure?
24:01Priscilla made contact.
24:02Last night.
24:03Oh, Amelia, you look so nice.
24:05Thank you, it's my undercover outfit.
24:08Oh, you go girl.
24:10I know.
24:11Anyway, I set up a meeting this morning with Priscilla at my house.
24:14My mom will pretend to be interested in putting it in a trust.
24:17We need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork.
24:20I know, otherwise you can't prove it's fraud.
24:23I'm wearing a wire.
24:25Oh, like The Sopranos.
24:27That's what I said exactly.
24:29Mrs. Lopez, are you sure you want to do this?
24:35Do what?
24:36Have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house.
24:39Mommy, we just need to know that you understand the risks.
24:41Listen, this boot that messes with my friend and thinks I'm not going to do something about it,
24:46Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks.
24:51All right, let's do this.
24:53Hey, hey!
24:58You tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid.
25:02Sean, I don't know what...
25:03Shut up!
25:04It is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to put you in the hospital right now.
25:11The DA's office will not be dropping charges against Colin Burns.
25:15In fact, I'm going to make prosecuting the Eastern Front my own personal mission.
25:19They're all going down.
25:21I'll get the hell out of my face.
25:23Walk.
25:25Hey.
25:27Is everything okay?
25:28No.
25:29No, it's not okay.
25:30I just ruined my son's life.
25:33You had no choice.
25:34Yeah, well, that doesn't make it sting any less.
25:36Look, I'm gonna be offline for the rest of the day.
25:40There's a bed open at a rehab up in the valley,
25:44and they said if I can get my son there before noon, it's his soul.
25:50You cover for me today?
25:51Yeah, of course.
25:55Thanks, Wes.
26:00Mommy, say something to test the microphone.
26:02All that money, and you and Wesley can't hire a cleaning lady.
26:05You don't need to yell, and we have one.
26:08Well, the microphone works.
26:16It's showtime, Mommy.
26:17Put your game face on.
26:18I never take it off.
26:23You must be Priscilla.
26:24Yes.
26:25Come in.
26:26Anything I can get you?
26:27No, thank you.
26:28Wow, what a beautiful home.
26:30Well, it's not what I would have done.
26:32But I guess it works.
26:34Really, Mommy?
26:35My husband.
26:36He made all the design choices.
26:38Bless his soul.
26:39And you own the house outright?
26:41Oh, yes.
26:42Paid it off last year.
26:43Oh, she's doing so well.
26:45Took me 32 years and two jobs, but I did it.
26:49Good for you.
26:50So, here is the paperwork we discussed.
26:54Oh, I'm sorry.
26:56I forgot my glasses.
26:57Can you just explain to me what this document says?
27:00Smart move, Amelia.
27:01So, signing this will put the house into a trust.
27:04And what that'll do is make it so your family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone.
27:08Saving them all kinds of time and money while they're still mourning you.
27:12And I still get to live here until I die, of course.
27:16There it is.
27:19Oh, that must be my daughter.
27:21Oh, I didn't know you were expecting company.
27:23I'll get out of your hair.
27:24Oh, no, no.
27:25That's fine.
27:26She wants to meet you.
27:29Hi, Priscilla.
27:30Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
27:32You're under arrest for fraud.
27:34This guy was driving down Wilshire with an RPG in the gun rack of his pickup truck.
27:41This is the second in the job we've arrested this morning.
27:44They all came to L.A. to collect on Randy's crazy bounty.
27:47Which means there's probably five times more still out there.
27:50You need to get Randy to call it off.
27:52Oh, I tried.
27:53But Randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball.
27:56And I don't know that he's wrong.
27:58Which is weird because, really, Randy is so wrong.
28:04They made contact.
28:06My pressure campaign, it worked.
28:08Are you ready there, Tracy?
28:09Yeah, we'll mirror their video on that monitor.
28:11Great.
28:12And I will stand in front of this background so they don't know where I am.
28:17Place this, everyone.
28:18They'll bounce a signal around several IP addresses, so keep them talking.
28:21Got it?
28:22Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
28:23I have the gift of the gab.
28:27Hello, Skip Tracer Randy here.
28:34How?
28:35Hope you enjoyed your little stunt last night.
28:36Price has tripled.
28:37Fine.
28:38I don't care.
28:39Just show me she's okay.
28:40I want to know she's alright.
28:41She's fine.
28:42You got one hour to send us 15 million in Bitcoin or she'll stop being fine.
28:46I understand.
28:47I will send as quickly as I can.
28:49Chastity, my love.
28:51I don't understand.
28:52Was that long enough?
28:53No, I'm sorry.
28:54What was that she was doing at the end with her right hand?
28:55I think she signed something.
28:56Can you play it back?
28:57Mall.
28:58It can't be a functioning mall.
28:59That place looked abandoned.
29:00How bad is the Stonefield Mall?
29:01That place has been shut down for a year.
29:02Perfect place to go around with a hostage.
29:03Right.
29:04Okay.
29:05You can go around with a hostage.
29:06Right.
29:07Okay.
29:08Uh, you wait here.
29:09We got this.
29:10Mall.
29:14It can't be a functioning mall.
29:16That place looked abandoned.
29:17My best is Stonefield Mall.
29:19That place has been shut down for a year.
29:20Perfect place to go around with a hostage.
29:22Right.
29:23Okay.
29:23Uh, you wait here.
29:26We got this.
29:32You're doing the right thing, buddy.
29:34Listen to me.
29:36I'm proud of you, Lo.
29:37Your mom and I are going to be with you every step of the way,
29:39no matter what.
29:40Yeah.
29:41All right.
29:42Yeah, but I'm thinking this is a mistake, though, Pops.
29:45I don't really have a problem.
29:46I've just made a few bad decisions,
29:48but I could totally get better on my own
29:50without rehab.
29:52Hey, hey, hey.
29:53No, no, no, no.
29:53Listen to me.
29:54We talked about this, all right?
29:55This place is going to make you better.
29:57I promise.
29:59Okay.
29:59You stay strong.
30:00Keep your head in the game.
30:01You're going to be fine, okay?
30:02Okay.
30:03You got this, huh?
30:04Okay.
30:09Get down?
30:11Get down!
30:12Get down!
30:14Control, this is 7 Adam-19.
30:16We hear gunshots north of sunset.
30:25Stay in the car.
30:27Stay down!
30:31Let me see your hands!
30:33Freeze!
30:33That is Sean DeMonte.
30:37Drivers down!
30:38Passengers on foot!
30:39Logan!
30:40It's okay, buddy.
30:41We're good.
30:50That's all right.
30:51Come on, get out.
30:52We're good.
30:53Logan, hey!
30:56My son's been shot!
30:57Get an ambulance!
30:58Second the money lands,
30:59we drop the girl and take off.
31:01The money's going to be automatically split up
31:02into three fresh accounts,
31:04one for each of us.
31:05Then we go our separate ways.
31:21All right.
31:21We need to establish a perimeter
31:22while SWAT does their initial recon.
31:24Get the full triage kit ready
31:25in case it's bad.
31:26Hey.
31:27Hi.
31:29Those have got to be Randy's vigilantes.
31:31They must have heard about our operation
31:32on the police radio.
31:38We've got to stop them.
31:39They're going to get Chastity Q.
31:40Hey!
31:41Wait, is that...
31:43Oh, my God.
31:44Chastity?
31:45You're kidding me.
31:47How did you get away?
31:48Oh, they were too busy
31:50patting themselves in the back
31:50about being geniuses
31:52that they totally forgot about me,
31:53so I rescued myself.
31:55Yeah, you did?
31:56Where were they holding you?
31:56In the back of an old department store.
31:58Mid-Mall, Grand Level,
31:59there's three of them.
32:00I've been weighing in Maddox.
32:01I'm so glad you're okay.
32:03Yeah, I'm fine.
32:03Oh, how's Randy?
32:05He's worried sick.
32:05Let's get you in the ambulance
32:06and we'll call him.
32:07Yeah.
32:07This is now a cleanup operation.
32:09No friendlies left inside.
32:10All right.
32:10Let's do it.
32:11Hold on.
32:12Hey.
32:12All right.
32:13All right.
32:14All right.
32:15All right.
32:16All right.
32:17All right.
32:18All right.
32:19All right.
32:20All right.
32:21All right.
32:22All right.
32:23All right.
32:24All right.
32:25All right.
32:26All right.
32:27Why are we shooting them?
32:37Shooting policy is clear.
32:39Only probable cause
32:39they might commit a felony.
32:40And the machine guns
32:41on their back
32:42don't give us that?
32:42No.
32:43It's not illegal
32:43to make a citizen's arrest
32:45nor to use reasonable force
32:46to make that arrest.
32:48That includes
32:49using their weapons.
32:50So shooting armed civilians
32:51is not company policy.
32:54We are interfering
32:54with police operations.
32:55they come at us.
32:56All bets are off.
33:03Target's down.
33:09On your seat.
33:10Police.
33:11Get off the bike.
33:12Take cover.
33:12Cut from boot.
33:30Let's get out of here.
33:31You're supposed to be watching us, man.
33:33Police.
33:33Show me those hands.
33:34Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
33:39Go, go.
33:40Cut that one too, boot.
33:59Go left.
34:01Roger.
34:01Go, go, go.
34:31It's over.
34:47Clearly, you are trapped.
34:48Otherwise, you wouldn't be
34:49hanging around to look at me.
34:50Which means you want to get out of here.
34:51You've got to go through me.
34:53Now, you listen very carefully.
34:55I have logged hundreds of hours
34:57at the firing range
34:58and I am sighted on your position.
34:59Which means if you decide
35:00to fight your way out,
35:01your chances of getting shot
35:02are 100%.
35:04So throw out your gun.
35:06Get on the ground.
35:07Arms and legs spread.
35:08Do not move.
35:24Control suspect in custody.
35:25Code four.
35:27I am not going to lie.
35:29I am super surprised that worked.
35:30Hey, I came as soon as I heard
35:37is, is, is, is...
35:37No, he's going to be okay.
35:40Christina's in there with him now.
35:41The bullet just grazed his neck.
35:42But if it had been
35:44a half an inch to the right,
35:45you know...
35:45But it wasn't.
35:46You protected him.
35:49And now the LAPD
35:50is going to come down
35:51on the eastern front
35:51like an avalanche.
35:53Yeah.
35:54Look, Wes,
35:55I'm, I'm dropping out
35:56of the DA's race.
35:57There's going to be a press conference
35:58in the morning.
35:59I just wanted to give you
36:00the heads up on that.
36:02I think right now
36:03I just need to stay
36:04out of the spotlight, you know.
36:07You're making the right call, Sean.
36:09I know.
36:15You're a good dad.
36:20Thank you both for everything.
36:22Oh, please, honestly,
36:23you did all the work.
36:25Very impressive.
36:26Randy, you seem distracted.
36:29Yes, I'm trying to remember
36:30the password for my Bitcoin wallet.
36:33You forgot the password?
36:34Today was very stressful.
36:36Sorry.
36:38Snuffleupagus?
36:40Chastity.
36:41Would it be possible
36:42to remain your sugar daddy
36:43without having any actual sugar?
36:46No.
36:47I'm sorry.
36:48No, I completely understand.
36:50In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
36:52Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable
36:53for my entire body.
36:55Yes.
36:56Why don't we let her get some rice?
36:57Oh, yes, of course.
36:58Good news is I already paid
36:59for Sergeant Bradford's
37:00special thank you surprise,
37:01so yippee-ki-yay.
37:03Brad, got someone here to see you.
37:05Says he knows Randy.
37:08Perfect.
37:10Hey, Kiki Hernandez.
37:12I'm a huge fan.
37:15I mean, what are you doing here?
37:17Some German guy paid $100,000 to charity
37:20for me to hang out with you for a few hours.
37:22Guess he wanted to thank you
37:23for saving his girlfriend.
37:24Okay.
37:25I take back almost every awful thing
37:26I ever said about the guy.
37:27Well, you got me for the next three hours,
37:29so what are we doing?
37:31I got a mitt in my truck.
37:33You want to play catch?
37:34Like we're in Field of Dreams or something?
37:36Well, I mean, yeah.
37:39If you don't mind,
37:40I can probably get someone
37:41to let you borrow a glove.
37:42Never leave home without one.
37:44Let's do it.
37:46Oh, Leah is finally out.
37:49Oh, that child is like you at night.
37:52Don't want to miss a thing.
37:54Believe me, I am aware
37:56I am reaping my karmic reward
37:58with that child.
37:58And Mom, I know that I have been hard on you
38:04these last few days.
38:07So you and I see the world very differently,
38:10but that does not mean
38:11that you are not strong.
38:14It is a superpower
38:15to still see the good in people,
38:17even after they have taken advantage of you.
38:20Well, it's a certain kind of superpower
38:24to see all the darkness and evil in the world
38:29and choose to still try to make a difference.
38:34I admire that in you, Nila.
38:37Thank you, Mom.
38:40And I am grateful that you are you.
38:48Okay.
38:50So I, um,
38:52I wrote you a song for your birthday.
38:54That's amazing.
38:55How did I not know you play guitar?
38:57I don't.
38:57So it's going to be rough.
38:58Like, really rough.
39:00Okay.
39:00And it's in Spanish.
39:01It's already my favorite song.
39:14Let me start all over again.
39:18It's, um,
39:19Sorry, I really tried.
39:24And I just learned these chords last night,
39:25so it's not even finished.
39:26It's beautiful.
39:28You're beautiful.
39:30How about we finish it together?
39:31Maybe I can play it on tour.
39:34Wait, you're going on tour?
39:35Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed.
39:37That's, that's so exciting.
39:40Are you playing in Paris?
39:42Please tell me you're playing in Paris,
39:43because I will totally come visit.
39:45We will not be in Paris.
39:46We will be in Kiruna.
39:48It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden.
39:51How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
39:54Bright.
39:55Yeah.
39:56I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets,
39:58and we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow.
40:00But right now, we have a song to finish.
40:03So, tell me about it.
40:04What was it?
40:05It's, uh, what's, uh...
40:06Here first?
40:06Checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster.
40:35What is taking so long?
40:37I mean, Gray should have posted the list, like, like, minutes ago.
40:40Okay.
40:41Oh, God.
40:42You know this, but it's going to be okay,
40:44no matter what that piece of paper says.
40:46I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now.
40:49I just really need to know.
40:50Oh, my gosh, hi!
40:52Bring it to you.
40:53Yes, sorry.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:03I can't, I don't think I can look.
41:04Do you want her to look for you?
41:06Yes.
41:08No, um...
41:10Yeah.
41:11Yes, please.
41:20Lucy.
41:21Yeah?
41:22Look.
41:22Typical A student.
41:36Nervous you're going to fail even when you're top of the class.
41:41I did it.
41:42Of course you did it.
41:44Congratulations, Jen.
41:45Sergeant, you'll be able to use those new credentials right away.
41:49What?
41:50A sergeant position is open?
41:52Um, here?
41:53On the night show.
41:54Oh, that...
41:56That, okay.
41:57That's great.
41:58Is it possible to trade or...
42:00No.
42:00Yeah.
42:01Again, congratulations.
42:04Sergeant.
42:06Thank you, sir.
42:06Thank you, sir.
42:35Damn it.
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