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00:00solving a wide bronco keep a safe distance he kicked two trainers in the heat when he escaped
00:04well allegedly kicked frank you don't think old jasper did it do you oj was a rodeo star for years
00:10that's a violent sport who knows what he's capable of it there's no excuse for what he did the chase
00:14continues as the convoy approaches protesters gather to support old jasper i'm guessing this
00:20is like a hot button topic but i'm from new zealand who's oj are you serious i'm not from
00:26here well your country's stupid you're a douchebag we are entering hour two with no end in sight
00:32if we hit the county line this becomes another precinct's glory red slide over and take the
00:37wheel what why i'm gonna roll out of a moving truck to stop that horse why why never tell me the odds
00:42i didn't wait
00:42landed on my phone while a combo i'm sorry i made us get those breakfast burritos that's tough before a
00:52run not helpful it appears the officer is pursuing oj on foot a gambit both impressive
00:57and completely unnecessary oh nice hope you have a good lawyer oj that was awesome you don't have to
01:06tell me i was there no longer be doing flashback fridays i was once again the only one in costume
01:13and it's just yeah it's not fun anymore um lastly as you know the city has been over budget and has
01:21been looking for ways to save money i was hoping that this wouldn't affect us but the city is
01:26shutting down a precinct what am i getting fired not us not us not us no no we're fine we're fine
01:32but we are absorbing 10 officers from another precinct we don't have enough snacks for that
01:38i only absorb protein and powdered form who are we getting well it's a fun bunch
01:42no are you kidding me
01:49it'll stop playing in a second i'm in hell guess who your god is now
02:02oh my great lady t-bag i thought you were gonna play me in yeah i told you i don't know how to
02:07play when doves cry yet my partner daisy everybody yay welcome daisy welcome everyone
02:13i lived and breathed for the two three but i'm keeping an open mind for my new home except you
02:17you are dead to me a ghost mate what you're so mad about that emu incident you mean when that big
02:22bird bit my ham allegedly bit your ham allegedly you want me to show you what allegedly looks like
02:27let's get the lay of the land i veto this merger i veto it unvetoed okay you're still going to show
02:34me favoritism right i need three days out for the kentucky derby already bought the hat so i have to go
02:38am i still the only shred are there any new shreds i need a raise and half day wednesdays okay hey
02:41hey hey i will happily answer all questions one-on-one in my office meeting adjourned emily
02:47i can't start with rank i gotta build up to him hey i want to be constructive about this but my
02:51thoughts keep drifting to arson i hate the smudger oh my god no what did you miss shrimp feast again
02:58my stupid daughter she's smart she got into wellington prep it's the most expensive school
03:03in the city i'm assuming that your wife's jeans are doing the heavy lifting there when we toured the
03:07school there were doctors and lawyers who were worried about paying tuition doctors and lawyers
03:11so why did you even let her apply well i didn't think she would get in you've met addy you ever
03:15talked to her and think oh well you're going places yeah she sucks yeah not according to willing
03:19to prep i'm so glad that i don't have to think about kids except like tangentially when i'm buying
03:24condoms and stuff like that yeah well i'm glad things are going well between you and parker so good
03:28let me just say i wish i was sitting on a bag of frozen peas right about now i wish you wouldn't say
03:32that yeah i regret saying that to you actually we got all day everyone will get their turn
03:37go ahead hey hey hi um so i know we said we'd take time to think about what happened the other
03:48night at the penguin enclosure and i've thought about it have you thought about it it's kind of
03:53all i've been thinking about me too wait we're talking about the kiss part right not the like
03:57adorable penguins part yeah the yeah okay i was thinking it's something we should do again sometime
04:02me too amazing mm-hmm but we can't do anything until i talk to my boss i mean i'm your supervisor
04:12you're my subordinate like this has to be very above board yes and i can't do anything until i break up
04:16with isabel and she's out of town right now and i mean i can't break up with her over the phone so
04:21oh really because i was going to talk to my boss today i could totally break up with her over the
04:25phone are you sure yeah i think it's actually kinder okay oh yeah that would work yeah so uh you do
04:30your thing and i'll do my thing and then hopefully maybe
04:35all right time's up new officer cryolite wants to talk about his dental coverage and between you
04:42and me hope he has cadillac plan because that man's mouth has a graveyard
04:44hey where have you been why are you so flushed just submerge your day rosacea it'll clear up when
04:52i learn everybody's name you should never learn your enemy's name all right so how are we gonna get
04:55rid of templeton daisy lydia terry kwami steph glenn joy lee the other lee and what's his face with
05:01the ponytail right convince him the precinct is haunted you have old friends we could dress them
05:05in nightgowns have them wander around like ghosts matt it's ponytail matt oh you've got to be kidding
05:10me i've got to pay for books too that's not covered in the 10 million dollar tuition hey you gotta pitch
05:14on the target okay your financial ruin is secondary drown in here frank i'm already delivering food on
05:20weekends just to cover club gymnastics now i'm gonna have to widen my delivery window to always
05:24nothing is open after 10 anyway except hey okay what the hell do you think you're doing
05:29oh i'm uh desk shopping frank because lead officer gets first pick of the desks lead officer of what
05:36being the last guy still quoting androdize clay oh oh spot on uh i'm the senior officer frank i
05:43graduated before you yeah like nine days i had shingles oh shingles was the reason is that why
05:49you didn't pass your physical was it shingles or was it pringles oh you sewed your baby fat and
05:56your teen fat and your adult fat all right grandpa let's go i hooked my ankles around the base of the
06:01chair because i knew baby frank would do this frank move it stop shaking templeton and templeton stop
06:07doing whatever you're doing oh farting in his chair oh yes that's gonna stay in the fabric because
06:12my man can throw some beef oh emily so who's lead officer me or templeton i mean it's not really
06:19an official title the hell it's not it's everything it's who runs the precinct i'm in charge of the
06:24precinct okay yeah but like really this is not over you guys have to figure out a way to get along and
06:30if not for me then for the animals okay you use that a lot because it works now high five
06:35thank you he farted in his hand hilarious oh templeton thinks he's a lead officer that's
06:48preposterous and that academy photo was totally ai right yeah yeah for sure well that seemed pretty
06:56half-hearted you know daisy hypes up everything that templeton says so step it up yeah i'm sorry i'm
07:01just a little distracted i left a message for isabel because i'm pulling the trigger today so i'm just
07:04waiting on the response just give me a compliment just to see if you're still in the game it could
07:09be about my shoulders doesn't have to be yeah you're um they're usually on the tip of my tongue
07:15the one day i decided to pay attention to you you fed me all trucks report of an aggressive bear near
07:20jackson gulch yep truck 12 responding be advised the bear's mama rose she has a huge internet following
07:26there may be some media attention on this one truck force got it truck 12 clearly responded first dibs
07:33dibs shields no bags frank call infinity i'm not doing that infinity damn it hey guys remember what
07:39i said about working together before yeah mama rose is the most famous bear in the cascades
07:43can i get an eye from everyone who had a great mom that's a code violation he only knows i had a bad
07:49mom because of bunk time trust time at the academy no one cares about your sad origin story
07:54well shred is a big time eye because i love my mommy no i'm senior lead officer i got the call
08:01frank frank frank
08:05my name is templeton dodge and i am drunk it's not the 12th green you son of a bitch
08:14oh can you read that no parker says i want you to do that thing with your thumb that makes me sneeze
08:22i think this might be a your eyes only kind of thing can you send him a picture of my ear hole but
08:26shoot it really tight so he's not sure what he's looking at oh my god he's typing please don't be a
08:31photo oh he says dinner tonight that's sweet no dinner must be code because we do this thing
08:35called breakfast where he flips me like a pancake and then he pours syrup is it possible that maybe
08:39he wants something more than a provocative ear hole like maybe he actually wants to go on a date
08:43with you oh we're friends with benefits actually i would say we're just benefits we're not really
08:47friends oh wait this is it pull over okay we're there
08:50wait if you're going to use me for food deliveries at least let me have a fry
08:56i need five stars
08:58all right bear it's time for your nap
09:04thank you where have you been sorry i don't typically explain myself to random women in the
09:13woods we're the mama bears we're part of rose's online following why are you just standing there
09:18diego's in the mine shaft who's diego mama rose's cub if you guys wouldn't mind uh take your wine caddies
09:23take a step back and we can get to work all right
09:28blessed be the lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war my fingers to fight my goodness
09:34my fortress
09:35back up templeton we don't want her smelling your flop sweat
09:42dang it look who showed up late because he responsibly obeyed traffic laws y'all missed me
09:46shooting the big bear let's roll shred
09:48wait what about the cub in the mineshaft cub in the mineshaft dibs
09:55infinity and that's why i think i can be both officer shred taylor's supervisor and lover
09:59don't say lover don't um it's a special friend
10:01hey boss just checking in you aren't answering any of my texts no i just i uh where where's my
10:09phone it's on the floor are you okay you seem distracted uh no no i just i just have a lot on
10:14my plate it's all professional stuff but it's a lot okay channel four picked up on mama rose story
10:21and it's blowing up oh my god so i got a phone on the bear continuing our live coverage of mama rose
10:28and her beautiful baby cub diego if we're gonna fish the little guy out these catch poles need to
10:33hold yeah it'll hold i'm a knots guy i was an eagle scout before i was dishonorably discharged so
10:37me and t went ice skating one time and he laced up my blade so tight i couldn't get him off i went to
10:41bed wearing ice skates that night
10:42oh well frank took his cousin to prom his hot cousin seriously i did like a hundred push-ups
10:54in front of you yesterday i'm sorry i have to take this it's isabel
10:57you know i'd ask you to hang yourself but i know your knots don't hold my knot would have held if you
11:07hadn't twisted it when you picked it up you have to twist it so you can scoop you have to be able to
11:10scoop you know dumbass you just pick it up how the hell are you gonna pick up a bear without
11:14scooping it guess who just had a pretty awkward profanity laden but ultimately successful
11:18conversation with his now ex-girlfriend was isabel really upset well she said she was gonna clone my
11:23visa and buy a sprinter van but i think she's just processing did you talk to your boss yet i'm trying
11:28but i can't get a hold of him i've left like 10 messages with his assistant shred wake mama rose and
11:33point her toward templeton wait wait was that frank what's happening it's just bear stuff we could
11:39probably use some backup actually yeah aren't victoria and patel there image inputs i forgot
11:43to call them um don't let frank murder templeton okay goodbye and i can't this is the mother loan
11:50victoria 22 pizzas four dozen wings well on my way to covering that first tuition payment you better
11:54hope that emily doesn't find out about this oh please she's in the weeds with this merger you might
11:58even be able to get out early for your big date we don't date that's gross we just have sex and
12:02abandoned malls track eight please respond guys this bear situation is about to go from local
12:08human interest to national crisis and frank and templeton are just on tv having a pp contest
12:13we can be there in uh 75 to 90 minutes oh okay that's so fun or you could be there in 10 minutes
12:20because i can see your location on our way yep the crap boys won't like this bro traf cray cray
12:26be there soon no cap send i don't know who i am anymore uh media wants me to do an interview time
12:35to put on the cape and play superhero ah pump the brakes cupcake lead officer handles public relations
12:41makeover montage me honey we're gonna run into palate issues if you dip into my bag come on
12:47pick it up and that is how you trick a vain jackass like templeton grab my harness the one that makes my
12:53bottle of good okay so no matter what happens i heard you're looking for a soundbite ask away
12:58nothing is off limits except no no mom no mom questions we didn't ask for a soundbite oh my god
13:09the guy with the killer but is going in the mine deceiving a senior officer is a fireable offense
13:14i can't hear you over my thrilling heroic
13:17lookers are growing concerned by the amount of time the bear cub has been stuck in the shaft
13:25oh hey kiddo adorable hard to believe in about eight months you'll be big enough to kill us all
13:39don't drop him frank first of all i'm fine and i got the bear you lose
13:45oh i should have gone down because he's struggling are those my pizzas you know i forget i tend to get
13:52fuzzy spells ever since the emu incident you're messing with my star rating woman the pledges are
13:57gonna crucify me all right kiddo let's get you back to your incredibly terrifying mother dread hoist me
14:02up with the cutest thing you've ever seen
14:04mama bear is waking up frank hand me the cup come on oh and let you win in front of tracy paladino
14:20in the nation forever changing the power dynamic of the precinct i'd rather die and bring this bear
14:24with me watch your words partner tracy's got a boom mic hey guys so these very unhinged women are
14:29half a glass of chardonnay from diving headfirst into the mine shaft themselves we gotta go
14:32that's right give me a bottle of whiskey and a hack so i'm gonna cut my foot off
14:35come on it's been over 20 minutes since we last heard diego's christ for help and
14:48wait something's happening
14:50officer templeton dodge you holding that bear aloft is an image forever burned in our memory
15:04that's actually senior lead officer um just the day's work right gotta thank my team i'd like to
15:10give a shout out to particular to one cadet frank never miss a meal shah there he is
15:15son of a bitch my dad watches paladino everybody watches paladino templeton you've unlocked a new
15:23level of hatred i didn't know existed oh there's a lot more where that came from mr pringles
15:27frank thank you for putting your feelings about templeton aside for the day
15:31i didn't still you worked well together we didn't well regardless i'm feeling optimistic
15:35you shouldn't okay it's happening what i'm swimming with my bosbury now okay what the school offers
15:46language courses i've never even heard of tagalog isn't that a cookie this is why i don't want kids
15:51well you're gonna have them and a husband and a life full of regrets and missed fun in fact
15:56i think it should start right now hi parker your dinner sounds great see you tonight no cap
16:02you can't take stuff like that on a co-worker's phone get him victorian perverse oh come on you
16:06really like the guy i'm doing your favor oh my god oh my god he had it he had it i hate you
16:12parker loves you and you're probably gonna love parker this no is the beginning of the end welcome to
16:18hell sister yep hi thomas emily let's just jump right in with the merger there are a lot of eyes on
16:28you that's why i'm gonna need your laser focus on this i'm very much hoping that i chose the right
16:33person for the job oh you definitely did i mean leadership is so important to me there are a lot
16:40of people who wanted your title especially officer dudge templeton he expressed a myriad of antiquated
16:50claims too young too rattle brained too female but i have complete faith in your professionalism so
16:59what is it you wanted to discuss with me today well um
17:08hey how'd it go he said no not exactly i i didn't ask oh um why not
17:20i'm really sorry i'm just under a lot of scrutiny right now and i feel like i was dropping the ball
17:25a lot today because i was distracted yeah okay so i thought maybe that we could just put things on
17:32hold for a couple months just until i get the merger figured out oh um yeah yeah it's the last thing i
17:41want to do i just i don't really know what else to do yeah i don't i don't really know what else to do
17:46either so i feel like i'm ruining everything right now oh no you're not ruining stuff it's it's cool
17:52we've waited this long yeah it's like two months so it's not a big deal well um i am really sorry
17:58yeah me too i guess i'll see you at work tomorrow okay okay yeah i'll see you tomorrow see you
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