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00:02:55We've been fishing in this damn lake for two days and haven't even caught a single tadpole.
00:03:11If you do that again, I'll rip your goddamn tongue out of your goddamn mouth.
00:03:18Maybe then I'll finally have some peace from you.
00:03:20I'm trying to sleep.
00:03:22And I can't sleep when you keep burping.
00:03:25And if I can't sleep, then I won't manage to catch that champion perch by tomorrow.
00:03:29I heard noises of worms there.
00:03:49Are you sure, Bucky?
00:03:52Of course I'm sure
00:03:53I know the sound of worms.
00:03:55I can even hear a tapeworm with a pig
00:03:57What was that?
00:04:00That was the sound of a thick stain.
00:04:02One more beep and we'll get our pig
00:04:05That was the sound of worms.
00:04:35That was the sound of worms.
00:05:05That was the sound of worms.
00:05:09SUBTITLES
00:05:39Okay, children, please be quiet.
00:05:44Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, our married daughter Ursula. Happy Birthday to you. On your eighth birthday.
00:06:09Okay, honey, now cut the cake. But first you have to blow out the candles and make a nice wish.
00:06:16I want to cut the cake, just like I cut open your doll. Give me back the knife right now and I'll spank your ass.
00:06:24Daddy, she said she wants to spank me. If you don't give me back the knife, I'll spank you and anyone else who tries to cut my cake.
00:06:32You can't really mean that. Oh, but I do, that asshole. She said asshole again. I know she said asshole. Give me the knife.
00:06:38Yes, give me the knife and I'll spank your ass.
00:06:40Oh, she wants to spank my ass and you don't give a damn that she spanks my ass.
00:06:46The mayor's children have a truly disgraceful way of expressing themselves.
00:06:50Yes, their asses should be soiled.
00:06:52Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday dear Ursula. Happy Birthday to me.
00:07:08Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to you.
00:07:24Come here, Dad, a surprise.
00:07:25That was my lucky break.
00:07:27Imagine, today marks six months to the day since Buck Bowie, the American slurry fisherman, and his friends disappeared from here.
00:07:54Right here at this campsite.
00:07:55They simply vanished into thin air.
00:07:58Since then, people down here are afraid to come to the lake.
00:08:01But actually, it suits our plans very well.
00:08:04Yes, but these petty troublemakers will definitely vote in favor of construction here because they're keen on the holidays.
00:08:09Like with the first dam back then, the one an old man built out here. They were really keen on the water.
00:08:17I'm telling you, man, your old man never cared what people said about him.
00:08:21And he didn't care, there was no chance, nothing in the world could stop him.
00:08:26Not even Ungar's father managed that. He let him drown.
00:08:31It's not without a certain humor to think that Ungar's father is buried down there.
00:08:35Amidst tons of cement.
00:08:37Yes, your age was already something.
00:08:40My father never had anyone killed.
00:08:41Hey, okay, whatever you say, Chief.
00:08:46I don't want to talk about it, Max.
00:08:48Maybe you don't want to talk about it, but every time someone pulls at that mud still out there,
00:08:53He involuntarily thinks about the dam breaking and that Ungar's father drowned in it.
00:08:57You'll surely remember that, it was on Valentine's Day in 1939.
00:09:04And your father made your fortune.
00:09:08Oh yes, that was one.
00:09:09And how?
00:09:12But don't worry about it, Mayor.
00:09:14We will give away so much ice cream, cake, and donated beer,
00:09:17that all they can think about is pulling out their checks.
00:09:20We'll get to the land eventually, nobody can stop us.
00:09:22Unless the Hungarian has something in his hand.
00:09:26As far as anyone knows, his father left him neither a will nor a certificate.
00:09:30I don't know, this scoundrel is dangerous.
00:09:33How do we know that his father didn't leave him some kind of document?
00:09:36which proves that your fathers were partners and that the city now belongs to you.
00:09:39And in equal parts.
00:09:41Well, if he has one, it's of no use to him.
00:09:42He can't read at all.
00:09:44He probably used the papers to make a fire in his hut.
00:09:48Max, next week, if my city council votes in favor,
00:09:51that this mud hole is to be built upon,
00:09:54will be my first act as mayor of Mellnick,
00:09:57To put the Hungarian in a mental institution.
00:09:59And that will be for the rest of your inglorious life.
00:10:01No, no, when I think about it,
00:10:03I'll go to Ungar's first thing.
00:10:05and ask him about the certificate again.
00:10:09There was a city there.
00:10:13The Stova Ditti.
00:10:15And her breasts were as beautiful as Giddi's.
00:10:21Oh, it's always the foot.
00:10:23Why does my foot always hurt?
00:10:24Oh, that hurts.
00:10:25Open the door, Hungarian.
00:10:31I know you're in there.
00:10:33I heard you hit your foot.
00:10:35It's not the Mellnick.
00:10:37He wants to cause us trouble.
00:10:39And the trees, the beautiful trees, the hills.
00:10:45He wants to build huge concrete blocks.
00:10:48at our beautiful lake.
00:10:51But we won't let him, will we?
00:10:55We will not let him.
00:10:57and soon give him a wonderful surprise.
00:11:00We will stop him.
00:11:02And you eat well,
00:11:03so that you will grow up big and fat and strong.
00:11:07Yes.
00:11:10And we will be visiting Mr. Mellnick very soon.
00:11:14His farm, his fields
00:11:15and eat them, eat them, eat them
00:11:17his entire harvest.
00:11:21Yes, and then Mr. Mellnick will...
00:11:25and his borrowed friends
00:11:27very, very poor.
00:11:29What a shame!
00:11:31Oh, Karl.
00:11:32Karl.
00:11:32Not now, Karl.
00:11:44You stink.
00:11:47Keep quiet down there.
00:11:49Brush your teeth.
00:11:50Yes, Mr. Mellnick.
00:12:00Yes, I'm coming.
00:12:01Yes.
00:12:07Handling.
00:12:08I want you to listen to me.
00:12:10Understood?
00:12:12Once Harris and I have finished building these houses,
00:12:16We might want to use one of the houses for a small exhibition.
00:12:22As an interesting museum.
00:12:24Ongar, listen.
00:12:26If your father left you anything,
00:12:29any knick-knacks or papers,
00:12:34then you owe it to him,
00:12:37that these things definitely end up in the right hands.
00:12:42My father left nothing behind.
00:12:43There must be something there, and I want it.
00:12:45Do you understand me?
00:12:46I will be changing some things here very soon.
00:12:49And the first thing I'm going to do is tidy up here.
00:12:50and make sure all this filth gets out.
00:12:54And he notices this, please.
00:12:55I have insured this property against fire and theft.
00:12:57and everything that goes with it.
00:12:59But there's one thing I didn't insure.
00:13:00And that's a mess, my dear.
00:13:07What did he say?
00:13:08He said he doesn't have a certificate.
00:13:10But I think he's lying to us, Max.
00:13:12When I asked him about the certificate,
00:13:13I looked at it very closely.
00:13:15I think he's lying.
00:13:17We need to address him.
00:13:18Very good.
00:13:19What were you thinking of?
00:13:20My first step will be to convene a special meeting of the Ems Council.
00:13:23for tonight.
00:13:24Maybe we can rip his heart out.
00:13:26I could bet with you,
00:13:27that Umgas' heart looks like the liver of an old cow.
00:13:30Green, smelly, and dilapidated.
00:13:54Legs, you shouldn't be so clumsy.
00:14:05It's bad for your kneecaps,
00:14:07that don't grow up big, straight, and strong.
00:14:12Right now is important.
00:14:14Yes, and strong.
00:14:16Yes, who's coming?
00:14:40Here is the document relating to our country.
00:14:53There.
00:14:55We put them in there,
00:14:57that Mänik will never find her.
00:15:01Hello, my little ones.
00:15:06Yes, today you're going for a walk, a walk.
00:15:09And then you can play anywhere.
00:15:12We will play well together.
00:15:15Especially you, Scrooops.
00:15:17You, above all, need to move more.
00:15:21Scrooops, two, three and four.
00:15:24You boys have to play together here.
00:15:27And forget about it.
00:15:28I'll have to investigate that first.
00:15:31Yes.
00:15:32Oh, noses are cold.
00:15:35Yes this is good.
00:15:37You are healthy.
00:15:38Ah, what do we have here?
00:15:41Wait a moment.
00:15:42Wait a moment.
00:15:45No, you are healthy.
00:15:46Go back and show your teeth.
00:15:48Well, you're okay.
00:15:50Yes, you are all healthy.
00:15:52Ah, man.
00:15:53Ah, man.
00:15:55You have to crawl around nicely.
00:15:56That's your job for today.
00:15:58Dear Sir, dear Sir.
00:16:00You must behave like a good woman today.
00:16:02And you, you do the windows.
00:16:04You clean the windows.
00:16:07And our garden must not make its little family work too hard.
00:16:11before you give them something to eat,
00:16:13so that you may grow up big and strong.
00:16:16I'm already stirring your food.
00:16:18Yes.
00:16:23That's about right.
00:16:33Yes, something like that.
00:16:35I don't want us to disappear.
00:16:36Ouch, ouch, God in heaven.
00:16:39Always on your foot.
00:16:42Always the foot.
00:16:43Oh God, oh God.
00:16:46No, I can't feed you right now.
00:16:48Not now.
00:16:48I have to feed your crazy relatives first.
00:16:51Otherwise they'll go crazy.
00:16:52So, you're waiting now after all.
00:16:54Yes, they're crazy.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:56Yes, no, that's not how it works.
00:16:58I need to put on my rubber gloves now.
00:16:59Last time you bit off two of my fingernails.
00:17:02You bad boys here.
00:17:03Yes.
00:17:05Yes.
00:17:06Yes, when I'm calm.
00:17:09Yes.
00:17:09Yes.
00:17:09Oh, that's Armin.
00:17:15No no.
00:17:16Don't swallow that stuff so quickly.
00:17:17Eating too quickly can cause constipation.
00:17:19And then your belly button will pop out, right?
00:17:22Oh, what a smell!
00:17:23Your breath stinks.
00:17:25You stink.
00:17:25Yes.
00:17:26Yes.
00:17:26Yes.
00:17:26Yes.
00:17:26Yes.
00:17:29Oh, you eat much too fast.
00:17:38Much too fast.
00:17:40Oh, eat.
00:17:41But don't eat each other.
00:17:43Like this.
00:17:44Yes.
00:17:45Here's a little bit more DT to the mouth.
00:17:49That cleans.
00:17:51This cleanses the intestines.
00:17:53Yes.
00:17:54That's something special.
00:17:55That's something nice for my wife.
00:17:57Hey.
00:17:59Hello.
00:18:07Hello.
00:18:08Is anyone there?
00:18:10Is anyone there?
00:18:14Open sesame.
00:18:15Stop with these stupid jokes, Binky.
00:18:18Finally, make sure someone takes care of the luggage.
00:18:20Oh my God.
00:18:22What kind of godforsaken place have you dragged us to this time?
00:18:26Mildred.
00:18:27Oh well, it's no use anyway.
00:18:31We are here to enjoy nature.
00:18:34That's our annual alternative program.
00:18:37Try to see the positive side of it.
00:18:39He's absolutely right, Mommy.
00:18:41You might get a nice tan.
00:18:43Don't be so negative all the time.
00:18:45I'm blushing.
00:18:47I don't tan nicely.
00:18:48I'm blushing.
00:18:48Yes, what do you want?
00:18:51Oh, we have a reservation here.
00:18:53Our name is Manhope.
00:18:54Yes, Manhope.
00:18:55Manhope is alright.
00:18:57Yes.
00:19:00Okay, so I received a letter here, yes.
00:19:03Come.
00:19:03My God.
00:19:24This place is even worse than the one you dragged me to in Chile.
00:19:30And I bet there are some trolls here.
00:19:32No, no, no, Lady.
00:19:33No spiders.
00:19:34There are no spider earthquakes, therefore there are no spiders.
00:19:37Camp Camp 1 is fantastic.
00:19:38Best spot I have.
00:19:39There are only a few rattlesnakes, skunks, and bats.
00:19:44But bat droppings are good for the land; they make grass grow.
00:19:48You know, I think I could paint well here.
00:19:51Yes, I think that would be good here.
00:19:53And the lake, where is the lake?
00:19:55The lake is half a mile away.
00:19:57There isn't enough water this year.
00:19:59No brothers.
00:19:59And presumably for a shower or a bathtub or something like that?
00:20:03Oh, you're bathing in nature.
00:20:04That's fantastic!
00:20:08And so rustic.
00:20:10And when is dinner served here?
00:20:13The kitchen will close in one hour.
00:20:14A menu is posted on the door.
00:20:15Are you the chef?
00:20:17Not boss, I'm cooking.
00:20:20Sometimes it's good, sometimes it tastes like mouse droppings.
00:20:22Special of the week?
00:20:24Baby lizards especially well.
00:20:27Did he say that baby lizards are especially good?
00:20:34Or would you prefer fried bats?
00:20:39Okay, okay.
00:20:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:42Wait, why don't we just go to the gas depot?
00:20:46And if the certificate isn't given to us voluntarily, then we'll cement it in place.
00:20:50That would be murder.
00:20:51And I am not in favor of murder.
00:20:53A person who is in favor of murder cannot stand themselves.
00:20:56Murder is a very perverse thing.
00:20:59Let me tell you that.
00:21:00You're calling me a pervert?
00:21:02I'll tear your head off your shoulders and throw it to my snake for food.
00:21:06Oh yes?
00:21:08You don't have a snake anymore, Max.
00:21:10What do you mean, I don't have a snake anymore?
00:21:12I ate them.
00:21:14Did you eat Rosemary?
00:21:16Mhm.
00:21:16I'll rip your damn head off your shoulders, you bastard.
00:21:21Yes, that's good, that's good.
00:21:22Calm down, damn it, that's enough.
00:21:25We usually got along very well.
00:21:26Let's leave it at that.
00:21:28So, here's what I came up with.
00:21:29First we go to a bar, then we get him and hang him up the next day.
00:21:32Come on, office, we can't hang someone again.
00:21:34So, darling, I beg you to go to hell with that.
00:21:36Last time, we even had to lynch 36 guys before we managed to recover the stolen
00:21:40To transport a rope load to Georgia.
00:21:42So, what's all the fuss about?
00:21:43Let's get started.
00:21:44One moment please.
00:21:45One moment.
00:21:46You guys are a bunch of idiots.
00:21:47Okay, now listen up.
00:21:48If this Hornox has the certificate, it's in his cabin.
00:21:52Okay, today is Thursday, he always comes to shop on Thursdays.
00:21:55Max will lead an expedition to the cabin and retrieve the certificate from there.
00:21:59What is an expedition?
00:22:00What?
00:22:02We go into the cabin and get the certificate.
00:22:07Can't we just burn them down?
00:22:10That would be quite a spectacle.
00:22:13I once had a football coach who also had his own issues, like Umgar.
00:22:18He always kicked us with it.
00:22:21I would have loved to tear his head off and shut his mouth.
00:22:24Now calm down, Max.
00:22:25You don't play football.
00:22:27This involves a large sum of money.
00:22:30Please use a cup.
00:22:32I would break his bones apart like chicken bones.
00:22:38And then I would smash his skull in with it until his eyes pop out of his head.
00:22:42Oh God, I wish I was back playing football.
00:22:48I was the only one in the club who had guts.
00:22:50Shut up!
00:22:51All right then.
00:22:58Each of you participating in this expedition should keep only one goal in mind.
00:23:04A single goal.
00:23:06To find this document.
00:23:08And if we can't find her, then, and only then, can you do whatever you want with him, Max.
00:23:17Whatever I want.
00:23:22Today's meeting of our royal guild of the great Ems is hereby adjourned.
00:23:29Father Smatz, would you please begin the closing ceremony?
00:23:35Our prayer for this day is,
00:23:38Praise the Lord and the Manjana Society
00:23:40and pray for the money we are about to make from the construction of the Manjana properties.
00:23:46And get this healer off our backs!
00:23:48Off into the woods
00:24:06Outside of town
00:24:09There lives a man
00:24:13People were down
00:24:16He wants the lake and trees
00:24:20But they want instead
00:24:24To build
00:24:25Concrete homes
00:24:27And make
00:24:29Lots of friends
00:24:31And they're trying to
00:24:33Destroy him
00:24:35But he's old and fast and firm
00:24:39And those who come
00:24:41To take his home
00:24:43May wind up eating
00:24:45So don't you try to take his home
00:24:50You may end up eating
00:24:52You may end up eating
00:24:55You may end up eating
00:24:59Do you have a Bullerball?
00:25:07Bullerball?
00:25:08What is a Bullerball?
00:25:10How is it possible that everyone has lived in this country longer than me and nobody speaks the language properly?
00:25:14All right then
00:25:15The whole thing clearly and very calmly
00:25:18Let's start all over again.
00:25:21OK?
00:25:22So what do you want?
00:25:23I'm completely calm, a Bullerball for the toilet
00:25:25Well, a toilet is water and a push button.
00:25:28This is a toilet
00:25:30Do you know what I mean?
00:25:31Perhaps you'd like a float switch for your toilet?
00:25:33Is that what you mean, sir?
00:25:34It's perfectly clear what I want.
00:25:36A Bullerball for the toilet
00:25:37He means the round thing that goes up and down.
00:25:38Oh, you mean the water polo ball.
00:25:40He goes up and down, up and down.
00:25:41Not up and down, not up and down
00:25:43Bullerball, that's what the thing for the toilet is called.
00:25:46Oh, what's all the fuss about?
00:25:47A person must know what they want.
00:25:49Aren't you Mr. Hungarian?
00:25:51They do take care of the park up by the lake, don't they?
00:25:53So what?
00:25:55I just wanted to say that I'm pleased to meet you.
00:25:57I am the head of the environmentalists in this city.
00:26:01We are genuinely interested in your lake
00:26:03We no longer want to watch our land being divided into small plots and sold.
00:26:07As is unfortunately happening all over the country.
00:26:08We have heard that you are also against your country being broken up into small pieces.
00:26:13We're having a small get-together at my house tomorrow evening.
00:26:15And I would be delighted if you would come too.
00:26:17They know more about the lake than anyone else in the whole area.
00:26:20We absolutely must stop you.
00:26:21You can't stop them, you crazy kid
00:26:25Nobody can stop you
00:26:26Okay, here's the swimmer.
00:26:27That's all?
00:26:28Another 50 pounds, says DDT
00:26:30What do you use?
00:26:32Oh, you're a hippie!
00:26:33Go out into the yard, there's a man there who will give you the DDT.
00:26:36Are you a hippie?
00:26:38You don't know what the word hippie means, but it's a nice word.
00:26:40Almost as nice as Bullerball
00:26:41Was there a city called Histoadity?
00:26:46Ache cleaning
00:26:48What is this one for calls?
00:26:50The world of children exists at least
00:26:57And they're covered with slime
00:27:01He makes his own law
00:27:04Not by God's prison term
00:27:07Instead of ten to twenty years
00:27:11You get ten to twenty words
00:27:14And they're trying to destroy him
00:27:18But he's holding fast and firm
00:27:22So don't you try to take his home
00:27:25You may want a beating word
00:27:29You may want a beating word
00:27:34Are you going to the lake? Are you a tourist?
00:27:36Yes, are you the pick-up person for the lake?
00:27:38I was told to wait here.
00:27:40Then someone would pick me up sometime during the day.
00:27:42I come from the lake.
00:27:44My name is Fern Hopewell.
00:27:46I am an archaeology student.
00:27:48I am here in Melning to conduct some research at the lake.
00:27:51And your name?
00:27:52Hungarian. Yes, Hungarian.
00:27:54Wait for me.
00:27:56I still need to go shopping.
00:27:58Sounds great.
00:27:59Can I put my luggage back there, huh?
00:28:01OK.
00:28:06I think I'll have a look around the city.
00:28:09Seems like a pretty nice little town.
00:28:11But beware of the two old aunts wearing hats.
00:28:15They're totally crazy.
00:28:16Unless you're good at karate.
00:28:17Exactly.
00:28:18Exactly.
00:28:19Exactly.
00:28:20That's completely ridiculous.
00:28:25He's completely crazy.
00:28:56This looks very much like a protest.
00:28:59What does "Stop the Melnig Lake sinkhole" mean?
00:29:01Do you want to help us?
00:29:03What, me? How can I help you?
00:29:04We are trying to stop the mayor and the other pigs of politicians from ruining Lake Melnig.
00:29:10They want to cover the whole area with concrete blocks.
00:29:13That's why we're now growing oranges, without DDT and all that crap.
00:29:16Yes, we sell them and then put the money into a good cause.
00:29:19A good thing? Oh God, you boys aren't going to blow anything up, are you?
00:29:23I came here to rest.
00:29:25A few days of rest, so to speak.
00:29:26No, nothing like that. We're simply defending our civil rights.
00:29:30We are collecting signatures. Would you like to sign?
00:29:31Of course I'll sign.
00:29:44What's wrong with your foot now? Do you want to drive or let me? Make a dangerous decision.
00:29:48Here, calm down, you swine.
00:30:00At least make an effort. You're already helping out.
00:30:02Ohmgar! Ohmgar! What a surprise to see you here again!
00:30:24Come, come here!
00:30:31Do you know who I am today? I'm a Hollywood star.
00:30:36And if you guess which one gets a kiss from Heidi.
00:30:38See what the boys in the backroom will have.
00:30:44Until they I cry, until they I sigh, until they I have to sing.
00:30:53Marlene Dietrich.
00:30:54Oh, well, what do you know! You're quite the fox-lover.
00:31:00Umgar, it's my night off. Why don't you come into town?
00:31:04We could then go dancing and drinking and have a really good time.
00:31:09Not today. It's a full moon. You could go crazy.
00:31:11Well then, I'll just come home with you, you fat fluffy bear.
00:31:15I'm a very good cook. I cook and then we make ourselves really comfortable.
00:31:20You don't like my house.
00:31:21Oh, what I and your house don't like, that's not true.
00:31:24I'm lighting some candles. It's so cozy. You like candles, don't you?
00:31:29Yes, candles are not nice.
00:31:30Well, there you go, that settles it.
00:31:32Oh, just imagine, Umgar.
00:31:35A candlelit dinner in your house.
00:31:38Oh, I know that a rich man like you has no use for a poor girl like me.
00:31:45Oh, nonsense, I don't have a cent. You're just after money.
00:31:48Please, Umgar, please.
00:31:50Oh, just imagine how cozy we'll be.
00:31:52I'll bake you a cake too, and think of all the beautiful candles, and then cuddle, cuddle.
00:31:59At exactly eight o'clock I will be standing in front of your door in my most beautiful dress.
00:32:03Okay, if you come, you come. But I'm not going to wait around.
00:32:05Women confuse me. It's like a beehive in my head.
00:32:08Don't worry, I'll be there in eight days. Right on time.
00:32:11All a good man needs is a good wife and good food.
00:32:14I'll also make sure you like the bees with honey, sweetie.
00:32:17With honey.
00:32:20I'm not feeling well. I'm leaving now.
00:32:29That guy has money. I can smell it.
00:32:31Are you spending your vacation up by the lake?
00:32:40Yes, I am an archaeology student.
00:32:42I want to do a little digging up there.
00:32:44Maybe I'll find some fossils or something.
00:32:47If you dig up something that looks like Clyde Harris, bury it again.
00:32:52Call us if you run into any of these guys like Clyde Harris, Sonny Melnick, or anyone else from the city council.
00:32:57You just need to call us.
00:32:57We absolutely need to know what's being played at the lake up there.
00:33:01So, if you see anything, let me know.
00:33:04Hey, let's go now.
00:33:06Okay, I have to go now.
00:33:09See you then.
00:33:11See you then.
00:33:12Goodbye.
00:33:12Ciao.
00:33:27We need to stop. That guy is hot.
00:33:46Are you a gardener?
00:33:49Or do you grow vegetables?
00:33:52Or rare plants?
00:33:54No, I breed friends.
00:33:58I breed friends.
00:33:59Yes.
00:34:04My friends.
00:34:11And again.
00:34:12Do I have to dry up before I get my water?
00:34:16What did she say?
00:34:19She says, "Where is my water?"
00:34:21I'll get you one as soon as I'm finished with the tree here.
00:34:26Don't say it like that, Dad.
00:34:27That sounds like you're a dog.
00:34:32Hey.
00:34:34Hey, those are girls!
00:34:36Hey, you down there.
00:34:38I've got some company.
00:34:40Hey, you down there, smile nicely for the little bird.
00:34:42Hey, bye for now.
00:34:44Hey, you down there.
00:35:14Hey, you down there.
00:35:18Hey, you down there.
00:35:31Hey, you down there.
00:35:33No, you down there.
00:35:34No, not men.
00:35:35We couldn't find the deed for our house.
00:35:38for our beautiful country.
00:35:40I wonder if they were afraid of my little friends, those stupid mouths.
00:35:48Come on, girl, you're in the show now, Asles. Show me what you've got. Do it to me. Come on, show me.
00:35:54Yes, that's good. That's the kind of thing that only gets published in Playboy these days. Yes, yes, that's good. Yes, show me.
00:36:03Who should stop doing that? Why are you doing that?
00:36:05Yes, Hungarian and his friends will now get their country back.
00:36:14Yes, but you don't want to listen. I told you, if you hurt each other, I, the Hungarian, will hurt you.
00:36:20You are monsters, just like the others I had to abandon in the lake.
00:36:23The monsters wouldn't listen either, just like you. That's why I'm separating you now.
00:36:28Yes, I will show you.
00:36:35Let me tell you one thing: if you want to become a star, you have to show everything you've got.
00:36:45Oh yes, I would love to show you everything here. I have quite a lot to show you, my boy.
00:36:50Yes, tons of it. Tons. I have an idea. Would you lie down in the grass there for a Playboy pose?
00:36:57You know, I'm photographing you for Playboy. I'm a professional photographer, you see.
00:37:00So, I know what I'm talking about. Now just walk across it, lie down in the grass and become one with nature, with the flowers, with the bushes.
00:37:08Yes!
00:37:14Oh, I have no intention of showing Playboy readers even an inch more flesh.
00:37:18Because I know that if a star shows everything right at the beginning, then there's nothing left for the climax.
00:37:23And I've always been very much in favor of climax.
00:37:27Oh, Bertha, they're not doing anything wrong. Calm down. It's a lovely thing.
00:37:39Nothing dirty. They don't make porn. Nothing dirty.
00:37:44Yes, all of you should hide down there.
00:38:03Ah, look. Here we have some potato chips.
00:38:07And something really nice for sticking.
00:38:09So, now we're sitting here comfortably at the table, pretending we're married.
00:38:15You are the master and I am your slave.
00:38:18Oh, what do we have here?
00:38:25Ah, worms! Worms!
00:38:27I hate worms!
00:38:28It reminds me of Chinese food.
00:38:31I hate Chinese food.
00:38:33Oh my God!
00:38:37You need them for fishing, huh?
00:38:40You make a lot of money with this, huh?
00:38:42This isn't a good idea. I'm not very hungry, Heidi. You'd better go.
00:38:47Oh, no, no! You're simply not used to having a businesswoman around you.
00:38:51That's what I like about you.
00:38:52You are so shy.
00:38:56That's so cute.
00:38:58You don't need to be ashamed in front of me.
00:39:01Anyway.
00:39:02A man like you in your position as the owner of such a property, an entire lake including a recreation area.
00:39:09Yes, you could afford to live in seclusion like Howard Hughes.
00:39:15I don't own any land. Sunny Melnick owns land.
00:39:17Oh, you don't need to hide your money from me.
00:39:19You'd think I was after your money.
00:39:22Oh, no! No, no, you're completely wrong.
00:39:26No!
00:39:27Oh, who's going to be in such a bad mood?
00:39:29Do you want to cook?
00:39:31That's something I appreciate in a man.
00:39:33No?
00:39:35Here's your beer and here are some chips.
00:39:38And now you stay here and call out, and Heidi takes care of the food.
00:39:42Then you'll see how quickly you feel better.
00:39:44The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, my sweetie.
00:39:47I want to be in pictures.
00:39:49I want to be a star.
00:39:52Okay, now let's see what delicious dish you've cooked.
00:39:58What do we have in there?
00:40:02Sea worms!
00:40:04Terrible, terrible!
00:40:06They look like Chinese food!
00:40:08I hate Chinese food!
00:40:10Oh my God, sea worms!
00:40:12Oh my God, sea worms!
00:40:13I hate you, you bastards!
00:40:18Oh my God!
00:40:19Oh my God!
00:40:20Oh my God!
00:40:22She murdered Karl.
00:40:28Go back inside.
00:40:30Back.
00:40:31Poor guy, you have such bad karma.
00:40:50Bad karma.
00:40:51Oh, Scrooge one.
00:41:04Oh, Scrooge Two.
00:41:09Oh, where are Scrooge four and five?
00:41:12I'm going to play a prank on Heidi now.
00:41:23Then she leaves and never, ever comes back.
00:41:27Yes.
00:41:27Yes.
00:41:29Yes.
00:41:30Yes.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:32Yes.
00:41:37Leave it to your Hungarian.
00:41:40Hungarian will cook your dinner tonight.
00:41:42I make good spaghetti.
00:41:45Yes.
00:41:46Italian spaghetti.
00:41:48I learned how to make the sauce from an Italian garbage collector.
00:41:54He taught me how to cook Italian food.
00:41:58He was a nice man.
00:42:00He taught me to speak Italian and to cook Italian food.
00:42:04And as they say, lecco miro cazzo.
00:42:08Are you ready to see the newly revamped Heidi?
00:42:13Here she is, ready to stand her ground.
00:42:17So, what do I look like?
00:42:18Dangerous to you?
00:42:19Don't I look like the scumbag of the month?
00:42:23Scrooge.
00:42:23Look, I learned how to eat spaghetti in Italy.
00:42:28I had an Italian boyfriend at the time.
00:42:31He was a weightlifter.
00:42:32He showed me how to do it with the tongue.
00:42:34Look.
00:42:35Yes.
00:42:35Oh yes.
00:42:36Great, damn, there are two.
00:42:37Oh, wow.
00:42:38Yes, it's coming.
00:42:39Wow.
00:42:40So.
00:42:43Ooooh.
00:42:57Woohoo!
00:42:59Hm.
00:43:01Come on, come on.
00:43:01Uh.
00:43:02Woohoo.
00:43:03Nope.
00:43:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:34I want to be a fidget! I want to be a star!
00:43:51What happened to me?
00:43:55What's wrong with me?
00:43:57This is a nightmare!
00:44:00Oh God!
00:44:01Oh God, help me!
00:44:04Oh God, I feel so different!
00:44:07Pour water over me!
00:44:08Oh, please help me!
00:44:10Oh God, I'm going to die!
00:44:12Please help me!
00:44:13Ibi, Ibi!
00:44:15Ibi, Ibi, Ibi!
00:44:16Ibi, Ibi!
00:44:20Ibi, Ibi, Ibi!
00:44:22Ibi, Ibi!
00:44:26She'll be just like my friends!
00:44:29She's turned into a worm!
00:44:31Oh, I can't!
00:44:33What do I do?
00:44:35I must hide you, I must hide you, Heidi!
00:44:37I have to hide you!
00:44:39Yes!
00:44:41I have to hide you!
00:44:45I have to hide you!
00:44:47I have to hide you!
00:44:51I have to hide you!
00:44:52I have to hide!
00:44:53She is more.
00:45:18She is more than my friends.
00:45:21Otto and Karl.
00:45:22And Bertha, she can eat.
00:45:27Tons of lettuce, tons of carrots.
00:45:31She will eat more for me.
00:45:35Yes, Heidi can eat the harvest faster.
00:45:41That's no way to run a holiday camp.
00:45:44My dear Umgar, I own 18 large companies.
00:45:47And if one of my directors were to take as much liberties as you do,
00:45:50Then I would throw him out on the spot.
00:45:52Get your number now and get in line, otherwise there's no food.
00:45:55What do you think this is? A madhouse?
00:45:57My God, there are only six of us. Why do we need numbers?
00:46:00Good enough for wardrobe, good enough for environment.
00:46:01Umgar. I want you to come with me right now to my wife's tent and take your breakfast order, and quickly, quickly too.
00:46:08I'd also like something to eat. They probably have a hamburger or a hot dog here in this shithole of a place.
00:46:14No hot dogs. Hot dogs contain sawdust and are bad for your stomach.
00:46:18Hey, kid, don't you realize that it's abnormal not to have hot dogs?
00:46:22If you intend to continue running this business, then it is your goddamn duty to also serve hot dogs.
00:46:28Not Vienna sausages, you understand, but real American hot dogs.
00:46:32If this mess doesn't stop, we'll make sure the authorities get wind of it, and then you'll be kicked out.
00:46:38Can you wrap your head around that?
00:46:39Listen, you old clod. You could even go to jail if you don't know what a hot dog is.
00:46:44I even heard they want to take the stars off the flag and replace them with hot dogs.
00:46:49Sexy!
00:46:51No hot dogs. The Hungarian menu is a bologna sandwich, costs one dollar.
00:46:55I wish there was another restaurant nearby.
00:46:58You'll never believe this, but this man loves worms.
00:47:03When the guy picked me up in town and we were on our way to the lake, I actually saw him talking to a worm that was crawling up his neck.
00:47:12And you want this man to cook for us?
00:47:14Where is my breakfast?
00:47:17It's truly incredible. Sometimes I feel like she has a stereo system in her stomach.
00:47:23I like the taste of mortadella, this damn advertisement.
00:47:25Here, you cut.
00:47:29Yes, you're cutting. Now we're going to your wife. She'll feel like she's at the Ritz.
00:47:34Yes, just like at the Ritz.
00:47:39What do you think I am here? Your prisoner, perhaps?
00:47:43Inki, will you please tell this ugly, stupid man that if we don't get better service immediately, we'll buy this place and throw him out on the spot?
00:47:51Now calm down, Mildred Herrgott, again. He's a simple man.
00:47:56He's not used to your refined way of speaking. You have to be considerate of people.
00:48:01Okay. Did she come here for anything to eat? Anything besides the bats she saw?
00:48:05I have eggs and mortadella.
00:48:08Yes, then I'll have two scrambled eggs, but nice and soft in the middle. And muesli. I absolutely have to have my muesli.
00:48:15Muesli? What is muesli?
00:48:17Don't worry. I'll take care of it. I always have her muesli with me. She eats loads of it. She absolutely has to have her muesli. It's like heroin for her.
00:48:29She is Mimi and she was wearing a mini skirt.
00:48:35The cow should eat this now, or she'll be eaten herself. The food, the food.
00:48:45Punch him in the balls, Harry!
00:48:49Your lady, just like at the Ritz.
00:48:52And what took so long? What on earth were they doing for so long? Were they perhaps counting their damned bats? Now give them up already!
00:49:07Scrooge three and four.
00:49:13Heidi is having a visitor.
00:49:15Poor Scrooge two, three and four.
00:49:21Subtitling commissioned by ZDF, 2020
00:49:51Oh, she's so heavy. The little one from Dova-Diti, she had Titi.
00:50:02Perhaps these are the tracks of a dinosaur.
00:50:04Don't guess nonsense. These traces were created in the last few days.
00:50:08The tracks are from an animal. Some kind of... right?
00:50:14No, the earth doesn't have any cracks. Those are definitely marks caused by a crawling animal.
00:50:20Perhaps this has something to do with what's happening in the city.
00:50:23They asked me to keep my eyes open in case I noticed anything unusual.
00:50:27But that is very strange.
00:50:32Have you ever seen anything like this before?
00:50:34This is nothing unusual. This is a red algae bloom. It often occurs in Pacific waters.
00:50:39But for a lake, that's quite unusual.
00:50:41Heidi and you. Now there are two of you, right?
00:50:53Every year you eat up the harvest.
00:50:56You eat the carrots and the lettuce.
00:51:00Spinach.
00:51:01They eat everything.
00:51:03They promised me, that they wouldn't take the land away from me.
00:51:12They promised me they would save nature, the lake and the forests.
00:51:16They would save everything.
00:51:18And you eat everything as salad dressing.
00:51:21Not as a salad dressing.
00:51:22Otherwise, he is not sure that they will not have the country.
00:51:43The Vie đmazore is not safe, the country is not important.
00:51:47Yes, I am Life Spirit.
00:51:47theoretically, combined with my means inspires estas Sun tells us an inventory.
00:51:50Here, the people with the photos taken with the photos are not.
00:51:52Don't be afraid. We won't hurt you.
00:52:11Who? Who are you?
00:52:14We are the three fishermen who disappeared a few months ago.
00:52:20But you're dead.
00:52:22We are not dead. We live beyond the red tide and sea.
00:52:28This is our home now. We can never return to the countryside.
00:52:34But you are dead. Everyone knows you are dead.
00:52:37We are not dead. When we ate the fish we caught with worms, they took on our living blood.
00:52:44And we became like them. Neither human nor worm.
00:52:49They took over our bodies.
00:52:53We live in peace beneath the red tide in the lake.
00:52:58We are a new, glorious race of humans.
00:53:02We live in peace beneath the red tide.
00:53:04And we don't need you greedy people.
00:53:09Tonight we have come to you, Hungarian, so that you may help us.
00:53:13Can I help you?
00:53:15We are only men too, Hungarian.
00:53:17We need women.
00:53:18We cannot go ashore.
00:53:20The sun is too hot.
00:53:22It would destroy us.
00:53:24At night we go ashore to look for love.
00:53:27So that we can have children.
00:53:29Hungarian, we need you.
00:53:30You must get us women.
00:53:32We need your help.
00:53:36They look exactly like us.
00:53:37And they are women.
00:53:38We will take the women with us.
00:53:48No, you can't take them with you.
00:53:50They belong to me.
00:53:51I need them to devour the harvest, to drive away the bad people.
00:53:55Don't take them with you.
00:53:56Please please.
00:53:58There are three of us.
00:54:00This could cause you a lot of trouble.
00:54:02Yes, women cause men trouble.
00:54:04They buzz around in my head.
00:54:06Buzz, buzz.
00:54:07Well, there are only two of them.
00:54:10And you, there are three of you.
00:54:12You need one for each of you.
00:54:15You see, you mustn't take them from me.
00:54:17I will make you beautiful new worm women.
00:54:20I promise you.
00:54:20I will make you new worm women.
00:54:22I promise it.
00:54:23Please.
00:54:24Why don't we just take them and run away?
00:54:26You are right.
00:54:27We need three women.
00:54:29One for each of us.
00:54:31We will accept your offer, Hungarian.
00:54:34We will be back in a few days.
00:54:37And when the three women arrive, as promised, we will leave you to love in peace.
00:54:43We go.
00:54:43How's it going, Wasti?
00:54:53Quite good.
00:54:54Except for the last guy there.
00:54:55The meeting tonight has to work out.
00:54:57We need to get people on our side.
00:55:00Please take the plane.
00:55:01No thanks.
00:55:02I don't want it.
00:55:02I'm telling you, I don't want to.
00:55:04Don't you understand?
00:55:04I don't want it.
00:55:05You are a pig.
00:55:06Yes, a pig.
00:55:08Look at these degenerate youth.
00:55:10We should sic Captain Warren on you.
00:55:12No, don't do that.
00:55:14You'll end up in the newspaper, then we'll have a lawsuit on our hands.
00:55:17It causes a lot of trouble.
00:55:18Besides, why are we getting so worked up?
00:55:20Let the children come to the meeting.
00:55:22What could possibly go wrong?
00:55:23They're bringing some posters, stickers, and stuff like that.
00:55:26We'll buy the junk for $20.
00:55:27That concludes the matter.
00:55:29We'll send Max and the gang after them.
00:55:31They'll take care of everything else.
00:55:33The Hungarian will already be dead by this time.
00:55:35I hope you're right.
00:55:36Oh, maybe you should report it to the police or something.
00:55:43Perhaps she was kidnapped by gangsters.
00:55:46Yes, in a cereal truck.
00:55:48Yes, I can just picture her eating herself to death in a muesli truck.
00:55:53Where is Arnold?
00:55:54Have you seen Arnold lately?
00:55:57Maybe they ran away together.
00:55:59Arnold has poopitis.
00:56:01He's been running to the toilet like a madman all day.
00:56:03Does she have something?
00:56:04Shititis, shititis!
00:56:30Hey, little one!
00:56:31Don't get so close to the water!
00:56:33Don't get so close!
00:56:34I have hot dogs for you!
00:56:35Hot sausages!
00:56:36A whole truckload!
00:56:38They have just arrived!
00:56:40Don't get so close to the water!
00:56:41I'll make them for you now!
00:56:42The hot dogs are on their way!
00:56:44Oh my God!
00:56:46There's that awful guy again!
00:56:48Every time I see him, I feel sick!
00:56:51I'm convinced he ate his mother!
00:56:54The club foot has hot dogs for us!
00:56:56I'll be right there, I need to check something important here.
00:56:58Where is Arnold?
00:57:00He actually wanted to help me!
00:57:01Ah, he's probably still sitting on the toilet!
00:57:07Look at those hot dogs!
00:57:09Ugh, they're disgusting!
00:57:11Ah, I'm so hungry right now, whatever!
00:57:15Then let's enjoy our meal!
00:57:16Ah, I'm so hungry!
00:57:46Oh, I'm so hungry!
00:57:48Ah, I'm so hungry!
00:57:49Oh, oh!
00:57:50Oh, oh!
00:57:50Oh, oh, oh.
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00:59:50Oh, you are beautiful.
00:59:55You make the Hungarian feel a very strange sensation in his body.
00:59:59I had that feeling when I was still in school and walked past the girls' high school.
01:00:06You're making Bertha jealous.
01:00:15Bertha has run away.
01:00:18Bertha has run away.
01:00:21She went into the porn tank.
01:00:23No, Bertha, you're too young for the porn tank.
01:00:26No, you're not allowed in the porn tank yet.
01:00:29Please!
01:00:29Oh, my foot.
01:00:51Oh, that hurts.
01:00:53That hurts.
01:00:55Oh, where are you?
01:00:59Bertha.
01:01:00Bertha, where are you?
01:01:02Oh no, Bertha.
01:01:04Bertha.
01:01:06Bertha.
01:01:07Oh, come back to Hungarian.
01:01:11Bertha.
01:01:14Bertha.
01:01:15Bertha.
01:01:15Bertha.
01:01:28Bertha.
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01:02:58If you want to scream, scream. Nobody can hear it now. Everyone's gone. Even the rich man is gone.
01:03:19A little girl goes to the city to see an Amphiburgat movie.
01:03:24Oh, please. Don't give me worms to eat. I'll do anything you want.
01:03:31I promise you. Please, don't give me worms to eat.
01:03:36I'm on your side. I don't want anyone to take away your beautiful land.
01:03:42You, Hungarian, took that country away years ago.
01:03:46Do you have any proof of that?
01:03:48You want proof? I have proof.
01:03:51I'll show you the proof. The certificate.
01:03:56The document. The document. The document. The document for the country.
01:04:02Ungar's own country. Do you know the documents that say Ungar's father was killed by Melnick's father?
01:04:07when the dam wasn't safe. Melnick's father killed my dad.
01:04:10Give me the certificate. I'll take you with me to the meeting this evening.
01:04:14I will fight for you.
01:04:15No, you're lying like the others.
01:04:17No, then give them to Phil, the blond boy. He knows everything.
01:04:22He will then take you to the meeting where the plots will be divided.
01:04:25I promise you, I'm not lying.
01:04:31He will not allow them to take your country away.
01:04:33They will leave you with your beautiful trees.
01:04:35And the lake will not be destroyed either.
01:04:38Okay, I'll give you one chance.
01:04:41I give Phil the documents and he takes them into the city.
01:04:44But if people don't respond, then I'll come back.
01:05:05What is that?
01:05:28Wait, let me read this.
01:05:29What does it say? Shut your mouth.
01:05:32Hey!
01:05:33Hey!
01:05:33Music
01:06:03Music
01:06:33Please be quiet. Quiet, please.
01:06:47I would like to thank you, Mr. Wagner from the Water Management Office, for the expert opinion on the drawing of the Melnicksee.
01:06:53It was a big challenge for me, Mr. Melnick.
01:06:56So everyone is present? Good.
01:06:59Then I will now open the meeting regarding the re-parceling of the Melnicksee.
01:07:02This is a public meeting, and if you have any questions, you are welcome to speak at any time.
01:07:11Okay, so we will now discuss the pros and cons of the re-parceling of the Melnicksee area.
01:07:15I now ask those who have something important to say to take the floor.
01:07:19We didn't have any matches with us.
01:07:20What does that mean? You didn't have any matches to light it by hand.
01:07:26You are a pig.
01:07:27A treacherous politician.
01:07:29As a registered landowner in this city and owner of the company Happy Harris Used Car Trading, I would like to tell you the following.
01:07:36My sales have decreased by 40 percent in the last two years.
01:07:40Look, I don't feel like working for nothing. When the lake was almost completely dry, I nearly went bankrupt.
01:07:45I believe that the development around Lake Melnick and the Manjana projects are beneficial for our city.
01:07:51I think this will bring us many new tourists and a lot of money.
01:07:54Thank you for this thought-provoking contribution, Mr. Harris. Anyone else?
01:07:59Are you suggesting that he is still alive?
01:08:01I would like to say a few words, Mayor.
01:08:03But of course, please, May.
01:08:05I'm sure you all know May Florheim, owner of the May sausage and meat products factory.
01:08:10My name is May Florheim.
01:08:13Yes, show me, May.
01:08:15Hello, May.
01:08:15No need to get worked up, friends. Please, no premature praise.
01:08:19So, I own May's meat factory and a piece of land up by the lake, which you know from the annual Tequila Festival.
01:08:26Yes, you always drink us under the table, May.
01:08:28That's right. I'm the big squeaky pot.
01:08:30Hey, and what about the arm wrestling competition? You didn't mention that at all.
01:08:34Oh, come on, don't do that. Don't put me in front of all my friends here.
01:08:40Now get on with it, you'll get to the topic.
01:08:42Oh yes, yes, of course. So, friends, I'm all for something finally being done about that cesspool up there.
01:08:48This is about progress. We need more children.
01:08:52We need more women. We need more men. We need progress.
01:08:56I tell you, a lot of valuable land lies buried up there under the weeds.
01:09:00I can tell you that you own half of this shitty city.
01:09:05And if you agree to their proposal to subdivide the land, they will end up owning half of all the houses up there.
01:09:10Furthermore, this will cause us massive air pollution.
01:09:13And what about the Earth? After that whole procedure, there's nothing left to do with the Earth either.
01:09:17That's enough, young man. We don't need to listen to your irrelevant arguments here.
01:09:21One moment. One moment, please.
01:09:23Wait. Now I'd like to say something about that.
01:09:26My name is Marlboro.
01:09:27For those of you who don't know me very well.
01:09:29I am not very tall.
01:09:31But May will own you.
01:09:32I own the most stylish restaurant in the city.
01:09:36And I can assure you, my business is going downhill fast.
01:09:40The beer is already starting to get warm in the refrigerator.
01:09:42And even my goddamn pinball machines are starting to rust.
01:09:45In the past, hundreds of fishermen would flock to my shop.
01:09:47And today, not a single one of them has shown up at my place.
01:09:50I love the area.
01:09:52And I love the lake up there.
01:09:53Believe me, I grew up up there.
01:09:56I was already catching catfish there when I was as big as a grasshopper.
01:09:59But now everything has changed.
01:10:02Changed? What do you mean by changed?
01:10:04Then let me tell you about my chicken roasting business.
01:10:07My bread rolls are getting soggy.
01:10:09I had top-quality meat, which is now completely green.
01:10:12The tough chickens are getting tougher every day.
01:10:16The place is completely gutted, like after a hurricane.
01:10:20This whole thing sucks.
01:10:22The lake has dried up and looks like a mud pit.
01:10:25What we need is progress.
01:10:28What we need is a real redesign of this area.
01:10:32We need something that will appeal to very young girls.
01:10:35We need billiard halls.
01:10:37We need tennis courts.
01:10:38We need swimming pools.
01:10:40We need something that attracts girls.
01:10:42Hundreds of them.
01:10:43No, no, what am I saying?
01:10:44Hundreds, thousands, thousands.
01:10:46Not that you should think I need you that much.
01:10:51I am in favor of change.
01:10:52And anyone who disagrees with that shouldn't even bother showing their face at my shop anymore.
01:10:57Now everyone listen up.
01:10:59What do you want there?
01:11:00I have a message from Mr. Ungar.
01:11:02He says he has a deed proving that the Melnix belongs to him.
01:11:05He says that...
01:11:06Wake up!
01:11:07Grab him!
01:11:07Peace and quiet prevail here.
01:11:14Stop punching that asshole in the face.
01:11:15And don't move here.
01:11:16Is it with you, will you fall asleep?
01:11:18I think it is now time for us to immerse ourselves in prayer.
01:11:22And to ask the Lord for peace for mankind.
01:11:26Now, Father Smatz, please listen to us say a prayer.
01:11:28Father who?
01:11:29Father Smatz!
01:11:30Our Lord, we thank you for the inspiration to transform Melnix and we thank you.
01:11:37for the large amount of money we can invest in the Manjana Society.
01:11:43For our abundant and everlasting income and profits from the good old convent.
01:11:49The chapel, the well-frequented ice cream parlors, the meditation center, and let's get this salvation out of here!
01:11:56Amen!
01:11:57Amen!
01:11:57Let me go, you can't do that to Phil!
01:12:09Now calm down, Melnix, calm down!
01:12:11The pig had the certificate.
01:12:14He had the certificate.
01:12:15And we got what we wanted.
01:12:16Calm down, Melnix!
01:12:17I'll grab him, I'll grab him and show him the ropes.
01:12:20Tonight, tonight!
01:12:21No, no, no, you won't do that, otherwise the whole thing will fall apart.
01:12:22That would blow the whole thing up.
01:12:24I don't care if the whole thing falls apart.
01:12:26I'll blow his brains out!
01:12:27You are listening to station KFUF, FUF from Melnix, California.
01:12:41Here is the latest news from the town hall.
01:12:43There were major disagreements about the re-parceling of land around Lake Melnix.
01:12:48A young man who disrupted the meeting triggered a tumultuous scuffle.
01:12:52The young man escaped and is currently being sought by the sheriff.
01:12:56He and his group of environmentalists protested against the destruction of the landscape around Lake Melnix.
01:13:02The mayor, his deputy, and the two chairpersons were unanimously in favor.
01:13:07Clyde Harris and his construction company received the green light for the...
01:13:11No, no, I'm not using a weapon, I'm not aiming a gun at anyone.
01:13:12...and to give new design to the area around Lake Melnix.
01:13:14And now listen to music.
01:13:16Now it's your turn. You kill them.
01:13:19First, you deal with the city council.
01:13:21Yes, the city council.
01:13:23But you protect the green trees, the mountains, and the fields.
01:13:28Yes, the city council.
01:13:58Yes, the city council.
01:14:28Yes, the city council.
01:14:58Here, try this stuff. It tastes damn good.
01:15:11Yes, the city council.
01:15:13Yes, the city council.
01:15:14Yes, the city council.
01:15:16Yes, the city council.
01:15:18Yes, the city council.
01:15:19Yes, the city council.
01:15:20Yes, the city council.
01:15:21Yes, the city council.
01:15:22Yes, the city council.
01:15:23Yes, the city council.
01:15:24Yes, the city council.
01:15:25Yes, the city council.
01:15:26Yes, the city council.
01:15:27Yes, the city council.
01:15:28Yes, the city council.
01:15:29Yes, the city council.
01:15:30Yes, the city council.
01:15:31Oh, just a moment.
01:15:35Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:15:37Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
01:15:41Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
01:15:55Isn't that an ice cream, my little girl?
01:16:01Isn't that an ice cream, my little girl?
01:16:08It's an ice cream.
01:16:09It's an ice cream.
01:16:11No, it's an ice cream.
01:16:15It's an ice cream.
01:16:18That you have an ice cream.
01:16:20No, it's an ice cream.
01:16:23Joke and ice cream, little girl, joke and ice cream.
01:16:41I've closed the door, neighbor.
01:16:45Raise your hands so I can see them.
01:16:53Come closer, come closer.
01:17:03Unbar, I want the papers, all of them.
01:17:07And don't try to trick me, or I'll put a bullet in your head.
01:17:11I'm serious this time, Umbar.
01:17:13I'll blow your head off.
01:17:16It's me, folks, just looking at your bulging eyes and your clubfoot.
01:17:19This all disgusts me.
01:17:23I'm going to count to three now.
01:17:25And then I have the papers.
01:17:29One.
01:17:33Two.
01:17:41So, they were there the whole time.
01:17:46Umgadu and I are going to take a short walk down to the dam.
01:17:50Your dad is waiting for you there.
01:17:51That will definitely make you happy.
01:17:54Then you will finally be reunited with your daddy in your teeth.
01:17:57And now give me the documents.
01:18:03Ouch!
01:18:03That was my foot!
01:18:04That's it!
01:18:16That's it!
01:18:20Yes!
01:18:50Aw, nooo!
01:18:53Oh, noo!
01:19:06MV!
01:19:08Uh!
01:19:10Oh, oh, oh.
01:19:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:40You've always been crazy.
01:20:43And we are crazy women.
01:20:45That's why we're going into town now to get some more.
01:20:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:52Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:00Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:08Oh, oh.
01:21:10Oh, oh.
01:21:12Oh, oh.
01:21:14Oh, oh.
01:21:16Oh.
01:21:18Oh, oh.
01:21:19Oh, oh.
01:21:20Oh, oh.
01:21:22Oh, oh.
01:21:24Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:34Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:42To the fields! To the fields!
01:21:52To the fields! To the fields!
01:22:12Darling, you ran the water today.
01:22:18There's no need to rush. I'll wait here for you.
01:22:24Darling, if your wife calls again, she should answer me this time.
01:22:30It's fantastic to be so in love.
01:22:34To be so in love.
01:22:36And you belong to me alone.
01:22:40He belongs to me alone.
01:22:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:23:03And forget it, children. You promised to look in the pantry.
01:23:08I expect your father back from his business trip tomorrow evening.
01:23:11And he can have his birthday however he wants.
01:23:13And there's his favorite jam.
01:23:16Quince marmalade.
01:23:17I made them especially for him.
01:23:20Quince marmalade.
01:23:21What a terrible name for a jam.
01:23:25Quince marmalade.
01:23:26Ouch!
01:23:41Ouch!
01:24:11Here is the latest news from KGA Uckelon, KG Melnick, California.
01:24:20A Black man and a young white man are currently incarcerated in the local district jail.
01:24:24They were arrested last night to protect them from angry citizens.
01:24:29We all hope that there will not be another instance of vigilante justice.
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01:25:11Subtitles by ZDF, 2020
01:25:41Oh, pain.
01:25:49Great pain.
01:25:52The agony of death.
01:25:55A lot of pain.
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