Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 04
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00:00Is he do one?
00:01Wah!
00:02Can Bobby do one?
00:04Wah!
00:05Can Mummy do one?
00:07Wah!
00:08Oh, God!
00:09Can Ezra do one?
00:11Wah!
00:12Wah!
00:13That was scary!
00:20Yes!
00:21Ooh!
00:22Happy days!
00:23Oh, Daniella, I like this!
00:24He's gone and done and did it!
00:25I don't trust him because he's teetotal.
00:27Oh, no!
00:28Cryptic that in there.
00:30Convoluted that.
00:31Ooh!
00:32Oh, no, no!
00:33What a waste of a muffin!
00:34Ooh!
00:35Ooh!
00:36What's that?!
00:37Unacceptable!
00:38Yeah!
00:39Ooh!
00:40Nah!
00:41What the hell?
00:42Is that it?
00:43There's not much evidence of man-boob, is there, Mary?
00:46Oh, I hate Swiss roll.
00:47Oh, no!
00:48Oh!
00:49Oh, no!
00:50Oh, he's a badger.
00:51Yes, he's a badger.
00:53Oh, man, he's got one in and one out!
00:55It's the kind of trash I adore.
00:57Was that good for you as it was for me?
01:00In the week ITV turned 70, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:07A scandal was brewing in the staff room on BBC One.
01:10You'll be able to put your side of the story across during the inquiry.
01:13I don't believe this.
01:15Because I was a supervisor, they'd always, if there was an investigation, can you take notes?
01:20Can I?
01:21I used to love it.
01:22Yeah.
01:23She's done what?
01:24And then, everything said in this room is strictly private and confidential.
01:28Straight out of the door.
01:29Of course it is!
01:30Of course it is!
01:31Straight in the brew room.
01:33She's been nicking!
01:35The Chelsea set hit the beach on E4.
01:41Thanks.
01:43Hello.
01:44Imagine having perky tits that you could wear a top like that with no brown walk down beach.
01:48I was literally just thinking that.
01:52Might have been more.
01:55And ITV news was breaking all the big stories.
01:5912.30, Sunday lunch on ITV1 and STV.
02:01Now finally this evening there is just one rule that magicians must abide by.
02:05Don't reveal your secrets.
02:06That is perhaps why a pen and teller, an act seen by millions around the world.
02:10How long was that sentence?
02:12Did you notice that?
02:13She didn't even draw a second bit of breath.
02:15The lung capacity.
02:16The lung capacity.
02:17I was waiting for some pause or something.
02:19Nothing.
02:20That's why Julie Etchingham does what she does.
02:22She's a professional man.
02:23That lung capacity man, forget it.
02:25Like a rocker, isn't she?
02:26Yeah.
02:27Do you think that before the news comes up she goes...
02:29Yeah.
02:30Yeah.
02:31In Wiltshire.
02:40By the way, if I do die Mary I want to insist on something.
02:43I don't want the Frank Sinatra sing a song I did it my way at the funeral.
02:48You didn't do it at all let alone doing it your way.
02:50No, I didn't do it.
02:52But also I don't want Bohemian Rhapsody either.
02:54No.
02:55Giles and his wife Mary.
02:57What do you want?
02:58I wish it could be Christmas Every Day by Slade.
03:01You couldn't want that.
03:03Erm.
03:04That would be so annoying.
03:07Annoying right to the last minute.
03:10On Sunday night a brand new group of brave singles were saying I'd do again on E4.
03:17They get married at first sight.
03:19It took you seven years to ask me.
03:22I don't want to make a mistake ever.
03:24Coming in.
03:25Yikes.
03:26OK, this is more comfy.
03:31I haven't seen it.
03:32No, no, have I?
03:33Just the title makes me feel.
03:34I've heard about it, yes.
03:35I thought it was ridiculous.
03:37This?
03:38The first to enter the experiment is 31 year old Sarah.
03:41See, she's getting on so she could do with getting married anyway.
03:4531's getting on?
03:47I want to be married by the time I'm 30.
03:49I usually don't get approached by men that often.
03:52I'm having too much of a good time.
03:54Oh, recruitment consultant.
03:55You know what they're like.
03:56That's a bit of you.
03:57That's a bit of you.
03:58I just love a bad boy.
04:01Oh, no.
04:02Shame.
04:04What are you looking at me for?
04:06I'm looking for a man who will cheese on me, lie to my face and call me a bitch.
04:13I really want to find a nice guy.
04:16And yeah, that somebody is just going to be my knight in shining armour.
04:19Yes.
04:20Oh, God love you.
04:21Not your usual type doll.
04:22No.
04:23But then she'll go for the usual type, shall we?
04:25I know, I know, I know.
04:27None of us learn, do we?
04:30My perfect husband would be someone who can match my energy.
04:34There we go.
04:35Oh, there he is.
04:36Is this going to be a knight in shining armour?
04:38A bit of a joker.
04:40Oh, he looks nice.
04:41I'm no expert.
04:42She don't like him.
04:43Who can have fun with me, have great sense of humour.
04:47And we're watching him laugh in slow motion to know that he's fun.
04:51If he doesn't look like what I would usually go for, it doesn't matter.
04:55I'm going to be open-minded.
04:56Will she, though?
04:57Yeah.
04:58I hope so.
05:00I've always been the cute, nice guy.
05:02Look at his dimples!
05:03Oh, the knob!
05:04My friends would describe me as a cheeky chap.
05:07Oh, he's a bad boy, all right, isn't he?
05:09Oh, yeah.
05:10I love to make sure people laugh and around me are having fun.
05:13Go on, Dean, yeah?
05:14He does seem like a nice guy.
05:16He is.
05:17He does seem like a nice guy.
05:18You could take him home to your grandma.
05:20You could.
05:21He'd be a good plus one at a party.
05:23I've been lucky enough to work in a variety of professions all based around entertainment.
05:26I started years ago as a redcoat at Butlins.
05:29He ain't got no bad boy in him at all.
05:33Like, I'm telling you, which bad boy goes to Butlins?
05:37Also a jack of all trades.
05:39I do magic.
05:40I've done puppeteering.
05:41What the hell?
05:42Oh, this is not for me.
05:43OK, he's lost me at puppet.
05:44Sorry, I'm out.
05:45I can do circus skills, singing, rapping.
05:48He is Mr. Entertainer.
05:49Isn't he?
05:50I think he is what she needs or what she thinks she wants.
05:55Yeah.
05:56But...
05:57He's not.
05:58No.
05:59He's not going to be setting your undies on fire, love.
06:00Do you know what I can say?
06:01Well, he might be as part of the magic act, but...
06:07Wedding day.
06:08Oh, God, I'm all nervous.
06:09There he is.
06:10Oh, look at him.
06:11Oh, look at the dicky bow.
06:12Oh, look at him.
06:13Oh, look at the dicky bow.
06:19Hi.
06:21Oh, friends are judging already.
06:22Oh!
06:23Oh!
06:24He is definitely not Sarah's type.
06:27Yes, we know that.
06:28We know that.
06:29But she's going to be open and try something new.
06:34Oh, Yumi Gorsham.
06:35I know, I know.
06:36He's going to love her.
06:37She looks so beautiful in her dress.
06:39Look at that.
06:41There's the first look.
06:45What's your name?
06:46Sarah.
06:47What's your name?
06:48My name's Dean.
06:49Dean.
06:50Oh, I don't know.
06:51Sarah seems happy as well.
06:52Just her friends don't seem happy for her.
06:54It started off good.
06:55The personality's there.
06:56I hope she's feeling the same.
06:58Oh!
06:59She can't look at her.
07:00She's not looking at her.
07:01She's not even looking at her.
07:02Oh, no.
07:04No, I don't fancy Dean.
07:06Oh, no.
07:07Oh, no.
07:08But you don't have to fancy.
07:09It's not all about...
07:10Oh, sorry.
07:11More to marriage than that.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Doesn't matter about look, 30 seconds ago.
07:18Sarah.
07:19I don't know anything about you yet.
07:21But I can't wait to discover all the idiosyncrasies that make you who you are.
07:24Love that, Dean, man.
07:25The what?
07:26Endiosyncrasies.
07:27Endiosyncrasies.
07:28Endiosyncrasies.
07:29And there's something I've prepared.
07:32Oh, I'm excited.
07:34Oh, God.
07:35Oh, dear.
07:36No.
07:37No, no.
07:38If it's magic, stop now.
07:40When I saw you in that dress today, you did more than take my breath away.
07:43Oh, no, it's a wrap!
07:44No!
07:45Fucking no!
07:46Stop!
07:47All my fears alleviate.
07:48I know we're gonna be okay.
07:49He's been a bad boy!
07:50Come on, what's up with you lot, man?
07:51Come on, you see?
07:52This is why man can't get it right.
07:53Why we match, we may not know.
07:54Trust the experts and build a home.
07:55Oh, God.
07:56Oh, God.
07:57Like, what the hell?
07:58Are we still going?
07:59It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
08:01Everybody, sing with me.
08:02No!
08:03No!
08:04No!
08:05No!
08:06Everybody sing with me!
08:07When I say wed, you say ding!
08:08Wed!
08:09Wed!
08:10Oh, for heaven's sake.
08:11He's just the type of person that can't be embarrassed.
08:13Oh, no!
08:14No!
08:15No!
08:16No!
08:17No!
08:18No!
08:19No!
08:20No!
08:21No!
08:22No!
08:23No!
08:24No!
08:25No!
08:26No!
08:27No!
08:28No!
08:29Someone could pull his pants down at the altar.
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:32He just can't be shown up.
08:33Yeah.
08:34You never know, Jane.
08:35Maybe he will grind her down and she'll start liking him.
08:40You don't really want to grind someone down for them to begin to like you, do you?
08:44Really?
08:45Well, that's always been my strategy, Jane.
08:51How have you settled into the new job, the nabs?
08:55Yes.
08:56It was so strange on Monday, Tuesday.
08:58I felt like the new girl on the block.
09:01And I know it was the same office, but I just felt like it was a different place completely.
09:06Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
09:08Anyway, by the end of the week, I did build up the confidence to say to Holly, who I sit next to, do you mind if I eat my ham sandwich next to you?
09:18Oh, no.
09:19I'd say, yeah, go away.
09:20Bearing in mind, it's only corn ham, so it doesn't smell or anything.
09:24That's so funny.
09:26Usually I have an egg sandwich, though.
09:28Oh, God.
09:29Well, ask Holly about that next time.
09:31And I got confident eating the egg sandwich in the finance department, but I thought I can't come first week with an egg sandwich.
09:37No. I think give it a few months. Maybe it's after Christmas.
09:40On Monday night, the West Londoners were off on tour again on E4.
09:45What would you drink if he was really posh and he was in Chelsea?
09:48I don't know if Kyle was great, I think.
09:50Oh, great, it'd be fine for me.
09:53Why are we talking like this?
09:54I don't really know.
09:56But people in Chelsea really have nice teeth.
09:58We don't talk like this all the same.
10:00I don't think so.
10:05You love this, don't you?
10:06Oh!
10:07In another life, I would be a Chelsea girl.
10:09Well, yeah, see, that's what I was getting to.
10:11I got a taxi home last night from King's Cross at about 11 o'clock, and he drove all through Chelsea.
10:17I thought it's a nice place to live, you know?
10:19It's not too shabby.
10:20Yeah, I didn't see any of these Muppets, but...
10:26Have you never been to Thailand?
10:28My friends Linda and Jackie have been there.
10:30It's a hot spot, lots of steps.
10:33I wouldn't recommend it.
10:34Oh!
10:35Oh, I see, but at the kickboxing.
10:40Oh, yeah.
10:41Oh, I love a bit of boxing.
10:42Yeah, he's really good.
10:44That could be the reason there's a few pounds being put on.
10:47It's because I'm not doing my boxer size.
10:49Sorry!
10:50Red!
10:51Red!
10:52Red!
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh, it's starting to rhyme.
10:55Oh, it's raining!
10:56Have you ever picked you up and carried you?
10:59Look at me!
11:00No, I don't think so!
11:01The only time that happened to me was when I drunkenly fell off the scooter in New York.
11:07How was your night last night?
11:10Yeah, I had a fun night.
11:11I had a really fun night.
11:12This is Freddie.
11:13Good, I'm glad.
11:14Until I saw something so sus.
11:16What?
11:17What did you see that was suspect, love?
11:19What does sus mean?
11:20Suspicious.
11:21Oh!
11:22Everything's shortened nowadays.
11:23Olly had his hand on Bex's inner thigh.
11:25Oh, no!
11:26Do you know Freddie was going up with Bex?
11:28Yes.
11:29Olly and Freddie are best mates and Olly's trying to get in there with Freddie's ex.
11:33As if that's not bloody mate code, is it?
11:36I did see Bex and Olly kiss.
11:38Oh!
11:39That.
11:40Olly wouldn't do that?
11:42Well, he fucking has, pal!
11:44He would.
11:45He did, apparently.
11:46Kiss more than once.
11:47No, no, no, but he's...
11:49He's told me...
11:50Oh, Freddie's actually upset!
11:51Oh, God!
11:52He feels betrayed.
11:53Oh, mate, it's not nice news to hear.
11:55I know exactly how you feel it.
11:57He's gutted.
11:58He's going to faint.
11:59Sorry, pal.
12:01Tent.
12:02He struck me about that as well.
12:04He's fucking knocked me for six, sis.
12:07Fuck him.
12:08No, fuck him.
12:09Fuck him.
12:10Fuck him.
12:11Fuck him!
12:12They're, like, proper snogging each other on the beanbags.
12:17Is that another word for prisons?
12:19Snogging each other on the beanbags?
12:21Beanbags!
12:22I'm sorry, I heard that.
12:23Stop it!
12:24How have you been feeling last, like, 24 hours?
12:25Are you OK?
12:26Um, I mean, obviously, it's not ideal with the Freddie and I situation.
12:29I've heard that he's pretty angry at me.
12:31Fuming.
12:32Yeah.
12:33Me is.
12:34Because you should have spoke to him first, you twit.
12:35One on one, you start to sort of like them.
12:37Ultimately, mate.
12:38Oh, here we go.
12:39Here we come.
12:40Come on, Freddie!
12:41Yes.
12:42There's nothing really to worry about, as long as you just...
12:44Oh!
12:45Ooh!
12:46What an entrance!
12:47I'm living for this!
12:48Ollie, you've outdone yourself, mate.
12:50There's nothing more intimidating than a slow cat walking over.
12:54What's up, Gene?
12:55You all right?
12:56How are you?
12:57Hi, Freddie.
12:58Not only are you a dick, but I'm a dick.
13:00I'm a dick.
13:01I'm a dick.
13:02I'm a dick.
13:03I'm a dick.
13:04I'm a dick.
13:05I'm a dick.
13:06I'm a dick.
13:07I'm a dick.
13:08I'm a dick.
13:09I'm a dick.
13:10Not only are you a gigantic bellend...
13:13Oh!
13:14Gigantic bellend.
13:15Well, you can ask Bex about that, eh?
13:17A wallet.
13:18Do you know what a bellend is?
13:20A what?
13:21He just said you're a gigantic bellend.
13:23Never heard of it.
13:24I fucking...
13:25I hate you, Ollie.
13:26Oh!
13:27Would you go that far?
13:33I hate you!
13:35Come here, no.
13:36Come back and fucking deal with this like a mess.
13:37Hey, if you're going to talk to me like I'm a piece of shit...
13:39Oh!
13:40Oh!
13:41He's coming back!
13:42He's coming back!
13:43You're a piece of shit, Ollie.
13:45Oh, he's shaking!
13:46You are a piece of shit, Ollie!
13:48I can't trust you.
13:50We're never going to be friends again.
13:52I mean that wholeheartedly.
13:54There is no coming back from this.
13:55Ever.
13:56Can't go where your mates' exes.
13:58Whatever you did, if you was in the same position, me and you broke up and then one of your best friends moves in on me.
14:05I just say best of luck to her.
14:07My heart, no!
14:08Thanks for that.
14:09Woo!
14:10A bellend.
14:11Okay, imagine a man's appendage.
14:14Oh, yeah.
14:15Okay.
14:16Have you got it now?
14:17Yeah.
14:18Okay, well that's a bellend.
14:19If you call someone a bellend, it's the end of their knob.
14:20Oh, never heard of that.
14:21It's like a dickhead.
14:22Oh, okay.
14:23I must remember that bellend.
14:29Yeah.
14:38In Bristol.
14:39Yo, man, let me never guess what I did.
14:41What's that?
14:42I went to orchestra by candlelight.
14:44Oh, I've been wanting to do that.
14:46You?
14:47Yeah, I've changed.
14:48Brothers Tremaine, Twain and Tristan.
14:51I'm not going to lie, I've changed.
14:53Best experience I've experienced for a long while.
14:55Wow!
14:56Yeah, so I need to do that.
14:57See, he's climbing mountains and he's doing orchestra by candlelight.
15:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:01This guy, bro, what up to you, lad?
15:02Turned at 35, I've changed.
15:06On Tuesday night, Waterloo Road opened up the school gates for a new term on BBC One.
15:12Have you seen this before, Lee?
15:14Do you know what I used to watch it years ago?
15:16Yeah.
15:17I like it.
15:18I would go back to high school tomorrow.
15:19Would you?
15:20I loved every minute of it.
15:22I think I would as well, you know.
15:26John Richardson, is he the comedian?
15:28Not THE John Richardson!
15:30Has he turned to acting now? Bloody hell!
15:37I tell you what, if I actually went to school at Waterloo Road, I'd get nothing done because I'd be that starstruck.
15:42You know, I'd be like, that's Kim Marsh over there.
15:44I know Kim Marsh taking English.
15:45Yeah.
15:46What's that on the side?
15:47Oh my God, is that drugs?
15:48Who's sniffing before school?
15:49Oh!
15:50John Richardson!
15:51John Richardson!
15:52Is he taking something like that packet?
15:54To get him through the deal?
15:55Maybe.
15:56Maybe.
15:57Maybe.
15:58But isn't it a blessing that neither you nor I is addicted to?
16:00What's that?
16:01Cocaine.
16:02Cocaine, ketamine, or fentanyl.
16:03Or the other stuff.
16:04Um, skunk.
16:05Mr. Donovan!
16:06Hey, sorry you got that new starter look about ya.
16:07Is this his first day?
16:08Literally a high school teacher!
16:09That's our man!
16:10Mum, you don't get it!
16:11Mum, you don't get it!
16:12It's all right!
16:13Mum, you don't get it!
16:14It's all right!
16:15I had no idea, honestly.
16:16When you're ready, Mr. Charles.
16:17Is this the man in huddle?
16:18This is Darius Donovan.
16:19He will be joining us as our new creative arts teacher.
16:20Creative arts?
16:21Do you do creative arts at your school?
16:22Mm-mm.
16:23Can't get me away from the art department.
16:24You're very old, man.
16:25I'm a skunk.
16:26I'm a skunk.
16:27Mr. Donovan!
16:28Hey, sorry you got that new starter look about ya.
16:29Is this his first day?
16:30Literally a high school teacher!
16:31That's our man!
16:32Mum, you don't get it!
16:33It's not right.
16:34I had no idea, honestly.
16:35When you're ready, Mr. Charles.
16:36Is this the man in huddle?
16:37This is Darius Donovan.
16:38He will be joining us as our new creative arts teacher.
16:40Creative arts.
16:41Do you do creative arts at your school?
16:43Mm-mm.
16:44Can't get me away from the art department.
16:49Artie, aren't you, Jake?
16:50Mm-mm.
16:51And another not-so-new member of staff that really deserves a mention
16:54is Mark Todd.
16:55Mark has been shortlisted for the North West Teacher of the Year Award.
16:59Oh!
17:00Has he now?
17:02Shortlisted.
17:03He's not won it yet.
17:08Oh, Darius isn't impressed, is he?
17:10He doesn't seem amused, does he?
17:11He seems like a bit of a hater.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Oh!
17:14Dropping his bag on floor!
17:15At school?
17:16No way.
17:17Oh, my gosh.
17:18Mr. Todd's found the packet.
17:19Is that what I think it is?
17:20Yes, it is.
17:21Alissa, Mr. Todd's teacher of the year, you know?
17:22He's definitely going to snitch.
17:23Yeah.
17:24I thought I'd seen things.
17:25One of their kids must have dropped it.
17:26Ooh!
17:27Oh, my God!
17:28He's blaming a kid!
17:29Hi, Mr. Todd.
17:30Hi, Mr Todd.
17:31Hi, Mr Todd.
17:32Oh, he's put them in his pocket.
17:33Well, because the pupils were going past, he could hardly keep them in his hand.
17:36Ooh!
17:37If I was him, I'd be straight to the headmaster's office.
17:38I know, yeah.
17:39This is insane.
17:40Can you see his mind going?
17:41I can get him fired and I'll be the North West best friend.
17:42I can get him fired and I'll be the North West best friend.
17:43Yes, it is.
17:44Yes, it is.
17:45Yes, it is.
17:46Yes, it is.
17:47Alissa, Mr Todd's teacher of the year, you know,
17:48he's definitely going to snitch.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I thought I was seeing things.
17:51One of their kids must have dropped it.
17:52Ooh!
17:53Oh!
17:54Can you see his mind going?
17:56I can get him fired and I'll be the North West best teacher.
18:00Wow.
18:01How has Darius got away with that as well?
18:04Hey.
18:05Now that is the face of a teacher who's been here a few years.
18:07Not a few hours.
18:08I've just lost 30 quid at the fucking coke, pal.
18:11Do you know the expression, caught between a rock and a hard place?
18:17What's he going to say?
18:18What's he going to tell him?
18:19I saw Mr Todd.
18:24With drugs.
18:27Oh, you horrible little quizling.
18:30All because Mr Todd's up for getting an award
18:32and he wants to be top dog round here.
18:34Yeah.
18:35He's taking Mr Todd down.
18:36Do you know what?
18:37Will you please just forget I said anything?
18:39Forget I said anything?
18:41How can you forget that?
18:42Look, I'll tell you what.
18:44I'll keep your name out of it.
18:45Cheers, pal.
18:46You're a good one.
18:47Oh, I'll keep your name out of it.
18:50Oh, that's what he wants.
18:51That's exactly what he's after.
18:53You've played right into his hands.
18:55He did, didn't he?
18:56Mark, if you'd like to take a seat, please.
18:58I wanted to see you, actually.
18:59Is she going to speak to him about the drugs
19:01before he has the chance to tell her?
19:03Yes.
19:04Ooh.
19:05Mark, we've had a report that you've got drugs on you.
19:07He does have drugs on him.
19:08They're in his pocket, miss.
19:09He does.
19:10Yeah.
19:11That's why I came to see you.
19:12I found something outside the loo's at lunch.
19:16Oh, he's fucked.
19:17Oh, my God.
19:18Now he looks like he's lying.
19:19Hang on.
19:20You don't honestly think that that is mine?
19:23Oh, he's never going to get teacher of the year now.
19:25So I'm going to score me off the premises?
19:27Given the severity of the accusation,
19:29we have no option but to call the police.
19:31The police?
19:32Oh, he's getting fucking nicked as well.
19:34No!
19:35He was class I.
19:37Poor bloke.
19:38Oh, he's horrendous, Jane.
19:39Do you know what?
19:41John plays a very convincing knobhead, doesn't he?
19:44He's a dark horse.
19:45He's John Richardson.
19:46He's a man of many talents.
19:51In Kent...
19:52Who do you reckon is going to be the better driver out of you two?
19:54Oh, wow.
19:55Oh, hands up. Harry's.
19:56Oh, me, absolutely.
19:57Michael, Sally and their sons Jake and Harry.
20:00Why is it going to be you?
20:01Because I'm older, I'm more mature.
20:03My brain, my frontal lobe is fully developed.
20:06See, I'm going to prove to you right now
20:09why I'm a better driver than Harry.
20:11Harry, which one's left and right?
20:13That way.
20:14Which one's left or right?
20:15You can't just point that way.
20:17This week, our favourite wildlife filmmaker
20:20was all at sea on Disney+.
20:22Darling, dolphins up close.
20:24Are you sure you want to watch that?
20:26I am not sure that's the best idea
20:29with your past experience with dolphins.
20:31I honestly think I must be the only person in the world
20:34that can comfortably say, not comfortably actually,
20:37but can truthfully say,
20:39I was sexually assaulted by a dolphin
20:41or a dolphin tried to sexually assault me.
20:43It's probably the correct time.
20:44I don't know.
20:45I don't know.
20:46I don't know.
20:47Have you ever wanted to swim with dolphins?
20:50No, I can't swim.
20:51I don't like getting my hair wet.
20:53I'm sure last time we watched Bertie Gregory,
20:55you said you fancied him.
20:56Well, has he got a pulse?
20:58Yeah.
20:59Can't I do?
21:00Look, this is the place you wanted to go to, the Azores.
21:09Yes.
21:10It looks awful as a holiday destination.
21:13Over the last ten years, I've become completely obsessed
21:16with searching the ocean for epic gatherings of predators.
21:19There is no way you would catch me anywhere near an epic gathering of predators.
21:23No.
21:24In wildlife film, we call these a bait ball
21:26and they attract a group of predators
21:28that you've never otherwise see together.
21:30A bait ball?
21:31So what's in the bait ball, I wonder?
21:32I know what a bait ball is.
21:33What?
21:34It's where they school all them fish together, innit?
21:37This could be the most diverse gathering of predators I've ever filmed.
21:41Well, I think we might learn something here, Rosie.
21:45Well, I think we might, yes.
21:47Because usually we avoid animals like the plague.
21:50It's a bumpy two-hour journey to the remote sea mountain.
21:53Good God.
21:54Two hours of...
22:00This is more like it.
22:02Here we go.
22:03Oh, look, so we're seeing some activity, some wildlife.
22:07Dolphins arrived.
22:12Wow.
22:13Oh, look at them all.
22:14My goodness.
22:15Oh, wow, that's amazing, actually.
22:16That is, that would be lovely to see,
22:17but we wouldn't want to be on the water doing that well.
22:20The spotted and common dolphins try to herd the fish.
22:24Look at the beautiful markings on them.
22:27I'm triggered.
22:29Circling the school, the predators tighten their grip.
22:32There's the ball.
22:33It's literally a ball.
22:34It's literally a ball.
22:35It's literally a ball.
22:36Look at how they move.
22:37Ooh.
22:38They're trying to get out of the way.
22:40But something has spooked the dolphins.
22:43Oh, shit, what happened?
22:44Oh, what's that?
22:45I know.
22:46Oh, here we go.
22:47The apex predators come in.
22:49Blue sharks.
22:51Oh, my goodness.
22:52See, that is why you won't catch me in the sea.
22:56That shark has played an absolute blinder.
22:57Yeah.
22:58He's just got 150 dolphins, 400 birds to do his work, and now he's just going to clean up that shelf.
23:09He's come, he's eaten all the food, and then he's buggered off.
23:13This is, you are the shark.
23:16But the feast isn't over.
23:19The dolphins are back for one final showdown.
23:22Oh, here we go.
23:23Oh, they've come back.
23:24Come on, dolphins.
23:25Come on.
23:26You can do it.
23:27Get your ball back.
23:29The bait ball is tossed upwards.
23:32Does that mean the birds can eat it, then?
23:34Yeah.
23:35No way to go.
23:36Down come the shearwaters.
23:39Oh, look at that lot.
23:40Oh, this is insane.
23:43Diving to more than 50 feet.
23:47What the frigging hell?
23:50This doesn't look real.
23:51I don't think it is.
23:53And it's not over yet.
23:55What else can happen?
23:59Who's this now?
24:00The commotion draws the attention of a minky whale.
24:04Oh, a minky whale.
24:07A minky whale.
24:08Oh!
24:12Straight through the middle.
24:16He hit lots there, Im.
24:18You greedy bastard.
24:20Tough day to be a fish.
24:22Yeah.
24:24I am not trying to get in the ocean and swim with no dolphins.
24:27Why?
24:28It looks too scary.
24:29But you've got all them bikinis, man,
24:31that you're taking to St Vincent with you.
24:33They ain't for the dolphins, Mum.
24:36Who are they for?
24:37Glittery!
24:38Glittery!
24:47In Leeds...
24:48I was fuming when I got here and Toby were parked in my car parking spot.
24:53Well, I did say to him, you know, Ellie's going to be madly inconvenienced and she's going to have to walk five more steps to get to my front door and she ain't going to be happy about it.
25:01Yeah? And he went, well, I don't care.
25:03I don't care.
25:04Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
25:06Do you know what? I said, I actually did confront him about it and then he did offer to move his car and put my car there. But I said, no, no point now.
25:15Damage is done.
25:16Damage is done, yeah. But I thought, do you know what? Nat would never do that.
25:21He just wouldn't do it, would he?
25:24And I thought, do you know what Toby is? Selfish.
25:27I knew you were going to say that.
25:29On Saturday night, a couple of familiar faces were back together again on ITV1.
25:34We cup of this time.
25:36Oh, lovely. Thank you so much. I feel terrible. I'm just sitting down here. Thank you.
25:41Do you want some of this?
25:42Oh, yeah, please.
25:43What are you looking at, the sides?
25:44That one.
25:45Ah!
25:50This is win-win.
25:52No, this is, don't you?
25:53No, what is it?
25:54New melon soup.
25:55Ooh.
25:57The bat.
25:58Oh, them in business. The power walking.
26:05I tell you what, I bet these two are glad they've been chucked to bone.
26:08Yeah.
26:09You've not seen them, really, together since Bake Off.
26:12Yeah, quite sad, actually. It's more like a reunion, this, really, isn't it?
26:15It is, yeah.
26:16In the programme, Mel and Sue were looking for answers based on what a survey had said.
26:21Question three is upon us. Here it is.
26:23OK.
26:24OK.
26:25Which of these unhygienic things have the most number of Brits done?
26:31Oh, no.
26:32Oh, no.
26:33This is going to be totally triggering for me. I can't cope.
26:36Not brush their teeth for a day.
26:38How could you not brush your teeth for the day?
26:40How could you not brush your teeth for the day?
26:41Well, I'm...
26:42Look.
26:43Which of these unhygienic things...
26:44Because I have to put mine in.
26:46LAUGHTER
26:49Peed in the shower.
26:50Ugh.
26:51Pop someone else's spots.
26:53Oh, no.
26:54Done all of them.
26:56LAUGHTER
26:57The answer is...
27:00Peed in the shower.
27:02You do it as well, Barton.
27:03I've never done it.
27:04Barton does it in the bath.
27:05LAUGHTER
27:07According to our survey, what's the most common tattoo design among Brits?
27:13A sheep.
27:14I don't think so.
27:16It's either tribal, bar Wyatt, sweetie pie or a dolphin above the navel.
27:21Yeah.
27:22Butterfly?
27:23Dragon.
27:24Loved one's name.
27:25I've got a butterfly!
27:26You know, I've just got my brothers and sisters' names there.
27:28Butterfly.
27:29Butterfly, apparently all girls.
27:31I've got one at the top of their back bottoms.
27:34All girls of a certain age.
27:36Really?
27:37Yeah.
27:38The answer is...
27:41Butterfly!
27:42A butterfly?
27:43Butterfly.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45What's wrong with people?
27:46I'm common.
27:47Boring.
27:48No shock there.
27:49No shock there.
27:50No shock there.
27:51The best studio players will now face one final question to win that cash card.
27:56And that, to remind everybody, is loaded with 25,000 smackaroos.
28:00Oh, I could just do with that right now.
28:02You see, this is wrong, because it's making Brittons think that if you go on a game show,
28:07you'll win money rather than working for it.
28:10So, we ask the nation, which physical attribute do you find most attractive in other people?
28:16Great game, this, isn't it?
28:18Elbows, 100%.
28:20Personality.
28:21Oh, physical.
28:22Good bomb.
28:23Clean fingernail.
28:24Nice skin.
28:25Height.
28:26Good posture.
28:27Not asked about hair or eyes.
28:28They don't need any of them.
28:30Legs.
28:31You're just saying yours.
28:33Yeah.
28:34Based on a survey.
28:36What first attracted you to Percy, Sarah?
28:38Beautifully shaped hands.
28:40James, you did best in that round, so you're going to go first.
28:44What are you thinking?
28:45I'll go for smile.
28:46Teeth.
28:47Hair.
28:48Oh.
28:49Smile.
28:50Right.
28:51Smile.
28:52Graham, what are you going to go with?
28:55I always used to look at bums.
28:57Erm, I'd probably say good teeth.
29:01Yeah, he's got good teeth.
29:02He's got good teeth.
29:03He's got good teeth.
29:04See?
29:05They're talking about themselves.
29:06They're talking about excelling themselves.
29:08Is going to smile going to be higher or lower than Graham's teeth?
29:12Do you think it's higher?
29:14Just have a look.
29:15Smile and good teeth are the same thing.
29:16They are not the same thing.
29:18Oh!
29:19Oh!
29:20Smile number one!
29:21And he's smiling now, isn't he, James?
29:22He's smiling like this.
29:23Well done, James.
29:24Do you know what?
29:25That's what it's all about for me.
29:26Seeing somebody who's gone on there, had a go, and they've won a nice couple of quid.
29:40Exactly.
29:41Nothing too taxing, neither.
29:42Yeah.
29:43Warms the cockles of my heart.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Lovely.
29:47And it's nice to see Mel and Sue, you know, are back at the trough.
29:51Yeah.
29:54In Caffilly...
29:55You've bought a quiche, haven't you?
29:57What's in there?
29:58Armhawk.
29:59Is it armhawk, is it?
30:00Yeah.
30:01You had that on the plane.
30:03Oh, do you love that?
30:04Yeah.
30:05You had bechamel sauce and all.
30:06I took that off with the paper.
30:08Dave and his wife, Shirley.
30:10It didn't say bechamel sauce.
30:12It said, mature cheddar, in with the hock, and then on top, more cheddar.
30:19I read it.
30:20No, I read it.
30:21No, I read it.
30:22No.
30:23If you read it in the in-flight.
30:24No.
30:25Cathy.
30:26No, it didn't.
30:27It said, a mature cheddar with armhawk and bechamel sauce.
30:32No, it didn't.
30:33On Friday night, there was exciting news for wannabe spooks on ITV.
30:38Oh!
30:39You said stop you, Sean.
30:40You're on a diet.
30:41Don't do it.
30:42Back away from the doughnut, Sean.
30:44Are there any biscuits to go with that plate?
30:46Hey, love.
30:47What's that for?
30:48Oh, you'll be going home soon.
30:49Or now.
30:50I'm not going home yet.
30:51I'm going to watch the news.
30:52Bloody shit.
30:53Oh, do you know what to have?
30:54Make me feel welcome, you.
30:55Where's my coat?
30:56You'll be giving me that next.
30:57Oh, no, don't bother.
30:58I'm not going.
30:59It was good and bad news today for anyone hoping to become an MI6 spy.
31:13Oh, haven't they found your CV yet?
31:15No, they haven't found my application.
31:17I put it in.
31:18I put it in yesterday.
31:19On the one hand, the agencies opened up a new recruitment site for applications.
31:24Oh, you're going to play.
31:26Would you fancy that?
31:28Yes.
31:29On the other, it can only be found on the dark web.
31:31Oh, what's that?
31:32So can you not find it on LinkedIn?
31:34No.
31:35Notorious as a hive of insidious and incriminating websites.
31:39I thought the dark web was for buying gums and things like that.
31:42It's the first test of MI6.
31:44Ah.
31:45Find us on the dark web.
31:46That's really clever.
31:47I bet you could get on the dark web using your new VPN that you got to watch telly abroad.
31:54I don't know how to get on.
31:56I use it for legitimate reasons.
32:00Of course, it's really aimed at aspiring agents in hostile states like Russia and North Korea to get in touch.
32:07So they're trying to get spies from different countries to tell us their secrets, but I'm not being funny.
32:12Why are they going to want to tell us?
32:13Ain't that putting them in mortal danger?
32:16It could be.
32:17But if you get paid enough, who cares?
32:20MI6's latest recruitment drive is via a dedicated portal on the dark web.
32:25I might go on the dark web.
32:28Tonight.
32:30Where is the dark web anyway?
32:32Have I got it on my computer?
32:34I don't know.
32:35I don't know.
32:36I've not done it.
32:37Our appeal today is not to Russians alone.
32:39Anyone, anywhere in the world with access to sensitive information.
32:43Oh, yeah.
32:44I can really see the Taliban logging in from the hills above Afghanistan going, I'll sign up for the MI6 website.
32:52Relating to terrorism or hostile intelligence activity can use the new portal to contact MI6.
32:59So this is like snitch book, so basically it's a website where you can go and snitch on your country and not be traced?
33:07Surely they could just do it on, not on dark web, they could do it on normally.
33:11We'll set up a Facebook group.
33:12Yeah.
33:13MI6 are now using social media platforms to also attract new recruits.
33:18What's the difference between MI5 and MI6?
33:21One.
33:23One number.
33:25What do you mean?
33:26Can you just like work in the canteen at MI6?
33:29Do you have to go through the dark web to get a job there as well, sir?
33:31Maybe.
33:33Yeah.
33:35This bab tastes like Novichok.
33:47In home.
33:48Can you hear me breathing?
33:49I'm a bit chesty today.
33:50Do you know I sit a ring?
33:52Go to shop and get me some Maluga honey.
33:55I've got some lemon and a bottle of lemonade.
33:58Best friends Jenny and Lee.
34:00The phone rings.
34:02Jenny!
34:03What?
34:04I'm at the honey.
34:07How will I hear?
34:08I said, what do you mean how will I hear?
34:10He said, well the Maluga honey is £14.95 and the next one down is £3.95.
34:16I'm just asking you how will I hear.
34:19What did you say?
34:20Not very well.
34:21I just went.
34:22£3.95.
34:23Just get the £3.95.
34:25£14.
34:26£14 quid.
34:27I've never heard of it.
34:28What's it called?
34:29Maluga.
34:30Tesco's.
34:33On Sunday night we took to the skies for a nail biting ride on that Geo.
34:38Finally Julie, something from here now.
34:40Top Guns.
34:41Right down my street this.
34:43I've been out in light aircraft getting flown around.
34:46It's the bollocks.
34:47You did one flying lesson.
34:49Exactly.
34:50I've got the taste for it.
34:55I'm looking forward to this Jane.
34:56Top Guns.
34:57The next generation.
34:58I mean you think you're bloody Tom Cruise, don't you really?
35:01Why I am.
35:02You're as short as him.
35:03I'm taller than him.
35:04That's where the resemblance finishes really.
35:07There's at least an inch and a half between me and him.
35:11My name is Austin Claggett.
35:13I'm a First Lieutenant in the Marine Corps.
35:15Hi Austin.
35:16He looks like an Austin.
35:17That all American jock.
35:18Austin is a good name for a fighter pilot.
35:21I don't know about Claggett.
35:22Yeah.
35:23My family definitely knows me as Crazy Austin.
35:27Crazy Austin?
35:28Bloody hell.
35:29Not Crazy Claggett then.
35:30That'd be better.
35:31Crazy Claggett's much better.
35:33I'll just do the things that no one else would dare do.
35:37I mean you pretty much have to be a bit of a nutter don't you to do this?
35:41Yeah.
35:42I think Austin is confident enough to get his wings you know.
35:45He can talk the talk but we've got to see whether he can walk the walk.
35:48Walk the walk.
35:53Oh?
35:54Going straight into bombing?
35:55Jesus.
35:56This is where they've got to go in close to the target, release the bomb and pull out to the dive or whatever.
36:00This takes a bit of balls this too.
36:03You need him.
36:04For this dry run it's all about staying calm and in control.
36:07Well I couldn't do that could you?
36:09Could you stay calm and be in control?
36:10Well I won't be in control that's for certain.
36:12I'm nervous now and I'm just on the couch.
36:15Last to perform the manoeuvre is Austin.
36:17Come on Austin.
36:18You've got this Austin.
36:20Isn't that what people say now Mary?
36:22Yes.
36:25Here he goes.
36:26Ooh!
36:27My stomach's going mad!
36:29He's going in now.
36:32Fucking hell it's a bit lively this isn't he fella?
36:38He's breathing hard isn't he?
36:39Oh my god.
36:40That would be actually quite terrifying.
36:42That was the first time that I've been scared.
36:47Oh he's having a little wobbly.
36:49Oh no.
36:50Because he's heading towards the ground at a meteoric rate.
36:53He's thinking fuck.
36:55Quite the sobering experience I imagine.
37:00Hard pull!
37:01Hard pull!
37:02You've got to pull up now Austin.
37:03No you've got to pull up now Austin.
37:04Come on Austin you need to pull up.
37:08Oh my days this is nuts.
37:10Can you imagine going down that quick?
37:12Yeah.
37:13A bit like the big dipper up black pole isn't it really?
37:16No.
37:17No.
37:18After the dry run Austin had to do the manoeuvre again whilst dropping a bomb on a target.
37:25They need to release their bombs precisely at the right moment.
37:28See how do you know when the right moment is?
37:30They need to pull up sharply before they reach the altitude limit of 3,000 feet.
37:35Ahhhh.
37:36Cause they can't go any lower than that.
37:37That's correct yeah.
37:38That's the hard deck.
37:39Yeah the point of no return.
37:42Number one for approaching 2.2.
37:43Here we go.
37:44God this is the real thing now Lee innit.
37:45Hold your nerve no son.
37:46Come on Beth.
37:47He's coming down.
37:48You're going too low.
37:49Up!
37:50Up!
37:51Up!
37:52Up!
37:53Up!
37:54Well he's hit the target.
37:55He's off.
37:56He's off.
37:57But he's broken the deck.
37:58Out he showed.
37:59No did he fuck it?
38:00It went under the 3,000.
38:01No he lost it.
38:02We go low again.
38:03We're going home.
38:04He's going home.
38:05He's got one more chance Lee.
38:06One more chance.
38:07It must be really twitchy now.
38:08Don't you think?
38:09It's coming in hot again.
38:105,000.
38:115,000.
38:12Don't go too low.
38:13Slow it down.
38:143,000.
38:15Oh he's nearly there.
38:16Go for it.
38:17Now.
38:18He's done it again.
38:19No.
38:20Oh no.
38:21Oh no.
38:22Oh no.
38:23He's got a chance.
38:24Oh no.
38:25He's got a chance Lee.
38:26He's got a chance Lee.
38:27One more chance.
38:28It must be really twitchy now.
38:29Don't you think?
38:30He's coming in hot again.
38:315,000.
38:325,000.
38:335,000.
38:345,000.
38:355,000.
38:365,000.
38:375,000.
38:385,000.
38:395,000.
38:405,000.
38:415,000.
38:425,000.
38:435,000.
38:44Oh no.
38:45He's packing gone low again.
38:5017 feet.
38:51Bullseye.
38:52He got a bullseye.
38:53Yeah but a fucking low altitude.
38:55Oh my god that's so unfair.
38:56It's actually quite heartbreaking because he's done one perfectly not the other.
39:06So Austin's out.
39:07It's absolutely messed it up.
39:09Oh.
39:10Oh Phil.
39:11I was like that three times from our driving lesson.
39:13That's the first time.
39:14Well yeah you shouldn't have done.
39:15But out of it that I'll tell you no.
39:16If that were me I'd take failure really really personally.
39:20I'd have dealt with it horribly and I'd have made a big scene.
39:23I'd have ruminated and talked about it for the next six months.
39:26Every day.
39:27Six months?
39:28Six years.
39:29You'd be unbearable.
39:30You'd be unbearable.
39:31You'd be unbearable.
39:32You'd be unbearable.
39:33You'd be unbearable.
39:34And Leeds.
39:35Your eyebrows look really good.
39:36I know.
39:37My first ever tattoo and it's my eyebrows.
39:39I want to touch it.
39:40You can.
39:41That's really good isn't it?
39:42Isn't it?
39:43It adds character to your face.
39:45Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
39:47What do you mean?
39:48I don't know.
39:49You look like.
39:50What like a cartoon character?
39:51No.
39:52Oh.
39:53Like you know.
39:54I don't know.
39:55Can you just say something nice please?
39:56It is nice.
39:58When you say.
39:59When you give people compliments you always tend to stutter.
40:01Because it's so unnatural for you.
40:04That you're like.
40:06It looks nice.
40:08This week our favourite bunch of bad spies were back on Apple TV Plus.
40:13Here we are Julian.
40:14Some proper seller.
40:15We've dreamt we'd be living long enough to see another episode.
40:23I tell you who could have been in MI5.
40:26Who?
40:27Becky Potter and Sinead.
40:28Yeah.
40:29They were queen at FBI's weren't they?
40:32Queen of the FBI's.
40:33Drive by FBI social media stalk on your mam's Netflix.
40:37All they'd need is a first name.
40:39That'd be it.
40:40And a location.
40:41A location.
40:44Oh here we go.
40:45Shhh.
40:46Jane shush.
40:47I haven't said a word.
40:48It started.
40:51This looks dodgy doesn't it?
40:52It does.
40:53Why is it dodgy?
40:56Hello.
40:57What did he get out of that van then?
40:58Can I give you a poster for the window?
41:00Oh the bank doesn't let us be political.
41:02It's got him sat down on that bench there isn't it?
41:03Well he's got a bag.
41:04Morning.
41:06Hope Mayor Jaffrey can count on your boat.
41:08Oh I have a feeling he's barking up the wrong tree here.
41:11Oh lovey.
41:12Read the room.
41:13But Mayor Jaffrey offers hope.
41:14Whereas...
41:15What's he getting out of his bag?
41:17Gimbal wants to make...
41:18Holy shit.
41:19Oh fucking hell that's a tool and a half.
41:21Chitter Brickman.
41:22What are you...
41:23Get on the floor.
41:24Get on the floor.
41:25Oh shit.
41:26Blood.
41:27He's killing everybody.
41:28Can you imagine?
41:29No.
41:30Oh I knew it.
41:31I knew he was going to get...
41:32I was going to say to you I'd better get shot in a minute.
41:33What the fuck is happening?
41:34I'm sorry did you see the blood coming out of his head?
41:37Oh Z?
41:38Eh?
41:39That was the same vanny he got the gun out of?
41:40Somebody's definitely got him to do all that shooting and then killed him.
41:42How can it be permissible?
41:43Oh slow horses I have to do it.
41:44I can't imagine.
41:45Imagine.
41:46Oh no.
41:47Oh no.
41:48I knew he was going to get...
41:49I knew he was going to get...
41:50I was going to say to you I'd better get shot in a minute.
41:51What the fuck is happening?
41:52Sorry did you see the blood coming out of his head?
41:54Oh Z?
41:55Eh?
41:56That was the same vanny he got the gun out of?
41:57Somebody's definitely got him to do all that shooting and then killed him.
42:00How can it be permissible?
42:05Oh slow horses IT guy.
42:07What's his name?
42:08Roddy.
42:09Roddy.
42:10You look like a right knob head going through town like that.
42:14You have lean cosmeto.
42:15No wonder you want the good as a spy.
42:18Oh they look great.
42:23Bloody hell you nearly got him.
42:25I know.
42:26God it's that van again.
42:28That's the van that we're doing the shooting.
42:30It is.
42:31What the fuck?
42:32Well surely she's a slow horse as well.
42:34Oh so his team mate has just saved his life.
42:36Yeah and I think thank you is a word that you know Roddy should be looking for.
42:39Witnesses describe the shooter as using a shotgun or a rifle.
42:43Oh here he is.
42:44Yeah.
42:45Like eating in some greasy spoon watching the telly.
42:48Having a bit of breakfast.
42:49Typical.
42:50Why are you mistaking this from my office?
42:52Well you're also not welcome.
42:54Ha ha ha ha ha.
42:55Oh pleasant as ever lamb.
42:57Someone in Iran however.
42:58Good for them.
42:59Fuck off.
43:00Ha ha ha.
43:01It was deliberate.
43:02They drove straight at him.
43:03So Shirley thinks that someone's trying to do a hit on Roddy.
43:06Where did it happen?
43:07Fan street.
43:08No cameras.
43:09Suspicious in itself.
43:10It's what you call sus.
43:11White transit van heading east.
43:13Surely we should at least try and track it.
43:15See Shirley's spider senses are tingling here.
43:18Yeah.
43:19Yeah.
43:20And she's on the right lines.
43:21Yes.
43:22Trust your gut.
43:23Are you going to take this seriously?
43:24I'm glad you asked me that.
43:25No.
43:26Are you going to take this seriously?
43:27Fuck off.
43:28Oh my god.
43:29There's lots of fucks in this Lee.
43:31Ain't there?
43:32Nothing serious.
43:33I know.
43:34A bit later.
43:35Concerned for his safety.
43:37River and Shirley had followed Roddy to a nightclub.
43:43This is one of your scenes rather isn't it?
43:45It's very similar to somewhere I would go to yes.
43:49They're not playing any pet shop boys Tracer.
43:51No I know.
43:52I wouldn't like to go in that night.
43:53No Duran Duran.
43:58He's cutting some moves or do you call it shapes?
44:02Shapes darling shapes.
44:08She's seeing some at least.
44:09What's going on?
44:10What's going on?
44:11What's going on?
44:13What's she doing?
44:14Hang on a minute.
44:15Is that what?
44:18No.
44:19What the hell?
44:20What the fuck are you playing at?
44:22Shut the computers out.
44:23Oh they're going to be getting asked to leave.
44:25They're having the shoulders fell.
44:29Don't lose them Shirley.
44:33Bullseye.
44:34Roddy's gone off in his Prius.
44:35So.
44:36Is tonight the night?
44:37Is tonight the night?
44:38Is tonight the night?
44:39When to become one.
44:46Oh hey Spice Girls.
44:48Oh.
44:49Oh I'll have to remember that pick up line.
44:51No Sian don't.
44:52It's a bit cringe.
44:53You know I really want to huh?
44:54Hmm.
44:55But I have to be up really early and I want it to be special.
44:59Oh Roddy.
45:00You've been strung along buddy.
45:01She's not genuinely in this is she?
45:04No.
45:06Oh God she's having you on.
45:09That's a good tactic if you don't want a snog.
45:11Just put all your fingers in the mouth.
45:18That's weird wasn't it?
45:20Yeah.
45:21That was really weird.
45:22I think he's ugly.
45:25She don't like him at all look.
45:29Oh hang on.
45:30Something's going on.
45:31Oh.
45:34He's heading into his flat.
45:40See what fucks on this face.
45:41That's definitely a honey trap.
45:43She's double crossed him.
45:46When was the last time you went to a nightclub?
45:49Germany.
45:512023.
45:55Seriously?
45:56Yeah.
45:57Cologne.
45:58Oh yeah Jane.
45:59Oh.
46:00Were you with the little people though?
46:01Yes.
46:02And the German hardcore dancers.
46:07Right.
46:08So it's not really a nightclub nightclub is it?
46:11It was a nightclub.
46:12We just happened to have taken over.
46:15It was a safe nightclub then.
46:18Not with me on the dance floor.
46:20Oh God.
46:21Yeah.
46:26They have had an E4 skin full and you can too.
46:30Pucker up and stream Made in Chelsea any old time.
46:33And don't get FOMO.
46:34I already have.
46:35MAPS UK is back.
46:36Stream now.
46:37Remember brand new EPS come Thursday to Sunday at 9 on E4.
46:42Mitchell and Webb aren't helping next.
46:44Comedy and they're bound to be some wigs.
46:47And they're bound to be some wigs.
46:49to be bigger状 this mess.
46:50They're bound to be big.
46:51They're bound to be busy.
46:52And then they're 2 children like this in the next fourth to second.
46:54Or ESPN comes in the next chapter so that theyground.
46:56And left the Bible after the day.
46:57Was very much during the event stages of the day.
46:58To make sure to subscribe and visit their theirs on the other day.
46:59And saying things like they're early, how amazing you'll see them!
47:01Do you think if not?
47:02Or make it change their life và h
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