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00:01When you're mixed, you get front row seats
00:03to two completely different cultures.
00:05That's why I know what icing is in hockey.
00:08And it's also why we sang the Black national anthem
00:11before every game.
00:13Gun, let us march on till victory is won.
00:19Back then, it really felt like there were two Americas,
00:22Magic versus Bird, Oprah versus Donahue,
00:25and every episode of Family Feud.
00:28Fireman.
00:30Fireman?
00:32But in our house, we found a way to bridge those worlds,
00:36to stay united as one mixed family.
00:39Great news.
00:40I was talking to your neighbor, Vivica,
00:42and after she got through yelling at me
00:43for blocking her driveway, she suggested
00:45we all have a spades night.
00:47Ooh, girl, you know I love spades.
00:50I've been needing a spades night.
00:51I know.
00:51I got so excited, I had to come in here and not move my car.
00:54Well, that sounds like fun.
00:55What night were we playing?
00:57We?
00:59My dad was about to realize when it comes to spades,
01:02there were still two Americas, and he needed to stay in his.
01:06Do you want to tell him, or do I get two?
01:08Ooh.
01:10Please let me tell him.
01:11I love disappointing white people.
01:13I love disappointing white people.
01:15Oh, they keep trying, but they can't stop us,
01:19cause we got a love, that keeps rising up.
01:24Get in the mix.
01:25Life turns around.
01:26Round and round.
01:27Round and round.
01:28Round it goes.
01:28And what's on this?
01:29Here's a moment and dance to show me.
01:33Get in the mix.
01:34We're gonna get what we go.
01:36Go on.
01:37Side by side.
01:38Go on.
01:39Go on.
01:40Go on.
01:41Go on.
01:42I got you.
01:42You got the end.
01:44Yeah, I get it in the mix.
01:48Yeah, I get it in the mix.
01:54What's so funny?
01:55You want to play Spades.
01:57It's the most ridiculous thing ever.
01:59And I've seen you play basketball.
02:00Denise, it's just a card game.
02:03You know what?
02:04Don't look me in the eye for the next five minutes.
02:06Alicia, do something.
02:08Babe, Spades is not just a game.
02:10It's the game.
02:12Black people take it very seriously.
02:13I be granny, and she didn't speak to me for the last ten years of her life.
02:18No regrets.
02:19Do you even know how to play Spades ball?
02:21No, but I'm great at gin rummy and pinochle, go fish.
02:25Lord, help us. He thinks he's bragging.
02:28The difference between pinochle and Spades is like the difference between eating a sandwich and eating a nuclear bomb.
02:34Well, you could teach me.
02:38Yeah, I'm sure I could, babe.
02:39And I'm not saying in time you wouldn't be good.
02:42I am.
02:43You would be bad.
02:44Here's the thing.
02:46I'm very good at Spades.
02:48Very good at Spades.
02:50Very good at Spades.
02:52Okay, so you're good at Spades.
02:53No, I said I'm very good at Spades.
02:57I hate losing.
02:58Look, I promise at some point I will teach you how to play.
03:01But first, I need to destroy our neighbors and wipe the floor with their corpses.
03:06Okay.
03:07All right.
03:08I get it.
03:09If you like to win, I'll let it go.
03:10Oh, we're about to beat field.
03:19We're about to win.
03:21We're about to win.
03:21We're about to win.
03:21We're about to win.
03:22In the 80s, America got cable TV, and kids got unsupervised access to adult movies.
03:36Why are you guys watching Kramer vs. Kramer?
03:38I thought it was a boxing movie.
03:40Granddad, why did Mrs. Kramer leave?
03:43They got divorced.
03:44What's that?
03:46Divorce is when a couple falls out of love.
03:50Then they start spending more time with their best friend.
03:54Then they eventually leave you for that best friend.
03:57And then sometimes they also take your boat.
04:00Wait, so love can just go away?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Can that happen to mom and dad?
04:06Relax, guys.
04:07They love each other.
04:08They don't fight like the people in that movie.
04:11Even if they do split up, it's not the end of the world.
04:13Why do you think it's in every kid movie?
04:16E.T., Karate Kid, Over the Top?
04:19Well, I like Karate Kid.
04:20Of course you do.
04:21Divorce is the future of marriage.
04:24So, I am going to teach you to be as cool with divorce as Daniel-san.
04:30Divorce on, marriage off.
04:34Divorce on?
04:35While Granddad was easing our minds about the future of divorce,
04:39Dad was also taking a hard look at the future.
04:42I can't believe how huge that thing is.
04:45That's right.
04:46Twenty-seven inches.
04:49I'm going to be paying off this baby for the next ten years.
04:52But the sales guy told me the technology is never going to get better than this.
04:58Huh.
04:58You're always welcome to come over and watch a game on the big screen.
05:03How about tomorrow night?
05:04Alicia's having people over to play spades.
05:07So it's begun.
05:08What's begun?
05:09Trouble in paradise.
05:11Hey, man, you made that black and white thing last longer than anyone thought.
05:14Oh, no, no, no.
05:15Everything's fine.
05:17She's just really into spades, and I don't know how to play.
05:19Well, why don't you surprise her by learning on your own?
05:23That would be a really nice gesture.
05:25You think?
05:25Yeah.
05:26It's hard to keep a marriage alive without romance.
05:28Of course, in my case, it was romance that broke us up.
05:32Her romance.
05:33With the drummer from that Styx cover band.
05:35But my point stands.
05:38Yeah, I bet she would love if I got good at spades.
05:41Women love guys who are good at stuff.
05:42Yeah, and I can pick it up quickly.
05:44I'm smart.
05:45Hey, not just anybody can work at a public school.
05:48Maybe she and I become a great spades partnership.
05:52Yeah, we win on Saturday, go to regionals, then state, and before you know it, we're going
05:56for gold at the Spades World Open.
05:59Ha!
06:00I already got my ticket to Vegas.
06:02This is great.
06:03Yeah, let's do this.
06:05Quick question.
06:06How do I learn about spades?
06:08Same way I learned how to kiss.
06:12You read a book.
06:15Hey.
06:16I worked in aerospace for over ten years, and I never understood how they got cheese
06:22in a can.
06:23Hey, hey.
06:25Hey.
06:26Baby.
06:27Mm-hmm.
06:28I got you something.
06:29Oh, what is this?
06:30Oh, you know, just a little something I've been playing with all night, and now I want
06:33to play with you.
06:35Oh, I can't wait to open it.
06:37Yeah, get a roll.
06:38This is our house.
06:39All right, come on.
06:40Open it.
06:40I think it's going to make you very, very happy.
06:42Hmm, okay.
06:44Uh.
06:45Deck of cards.
06:47Oh, yeah, baby.
06:48You and me are going to play some spades.
06:51Oh!
06:52I learned how.
06:53From a book.
06:54Huh.
06:55There are things you cannot learn from a book.
06:57Spades.
06:58Cooking.
06:59Math.
06:59Wait, so you really want to play in our game?
07:02Absolutely.
07:03Oh, no way.
07:04It's hard enough to bring a husband who doesn't know how to play a game, but a white husband?
07:08Oh, hold up.
07:09So you don't want me to play because I'm white?
07:11I'm sorry, but he does not have the right pigmentation situation.
07:15Huh.
07:15Well, the last time I checked, we weren't a family that determined what people could and
07:20couldn't do based on race.
07:21No, no.
07:22This is not Prince's band.
07:24Black people and white people in space do not mix.
07:26You cannot let him play with us.
07:28He has a point, Denise.
07:30Paul is my person, and if he wants to be part of our game, then I should make room for
07:34him.
07:35All right.
07:36Show me what you got and deal.
07:40Denise, you in?
07:41Mm-hmm.
07:41All right.
07:42Because there are three people, I have to remove one card.
07:45Hmm.
07:48Okay.
07:49Look at White Chocolate over here getting fancy with it.
07:52Okay.
07:52Okay.
07:53See?
07:54My baby knows how to deal those cards.
08:00Oh, shoot.
08:01Looks like your baby knows how to misdeal those cards.
08:05Oh, I don't know what happened.
08:07Yeah.
08:07I'm going to miss you when you've got to move out.
08:09Okay.
08:10Try it again.
08:10Boom!
08:13I got it.
08:14What are you doing?
08:17I had that one.
08:18Yeah, I had it more.
08:19That's not how this works.
08:21Would you excuse us?
08:23And don't worry.
08:24We're not going to talk about you.
08:31Your dumb husband is going to ruin our space, Knight.
08:34No.
08:34He's learning how to play.
08:35You know it's about more than just how to play.
08:38He's going to ruin our space.
08:40You know the Apollo when they bring out the white guy to sing gospel?
08:43But we can't boo him because he's singing about God.
08:46And then he's not as bad as you thought, but you still rather would have seen a black person.
08:50Because it's the Apollo.
08:52Is that what you're worried about?
08:53Paul not fitting in?
08:54He's been married to me for 16 years.
08:57He's down.
08:59Watch.
09:00Paul?
09:01Where's the kitchen?
09:03And I'm not allowed to touch it.
09:04See?
09:05He's down.
09:06Tina Marie down.
09:07All I'm saying is, bringing a white man to our space, Knight, will not end well.
09:12What other black secrets are you going to give away?
09:15How we stay looking so young?
09:16Sweet potato pie?
09:18Our handshake.
09:20He's my husband.
09:21He already knows all about that.
09:23Babe, how do black people stay looking so young?
09:27None of my business.
09:29See?
09:30He already knows about our culture.
09:32He just needs to learn how to play.
09:33It's really starting to feel like you guys are talking about me, though.
09:36We're not.
09:38See?
09:38If he was black, he would know we were talking about him.
09:44So my mom went about teaching my dad everything she knew about spades.
09:49My baby, he don't talk sweet.
09:54He ain't got much to say.
09:57And he slowly started to learn.
09:59The first time he put me in, I just want to change.
10:02Let's hear for the boy.
10:05Let's give the boy a hand.
10:10So when the night of the game arrived, although dad wasn't 100% ready, mom was working 110% to get him there.
10:18Ah, pop quiz.
10:20If I'm about to play the ace, are you allowed to tell me you have the big joker?
10:23That's talking over the board, which is illegal.
10:25Unless?
10:26Unless no one catches me doing it.
10:28Relax, babe.
10:29I got this.
10:29I'm going to get him some drinks.
10:30No alcohol.
10:31You need to stay sharp.
10:32See?
10:33You know he's already ruining it.
10:35Everything is different.
10:36You haven't noticed people coming up to Paul, introducing themselves, and talking in their phone voices?
10:41Nice to meet you, Paul.
10:42What a nice home you have here, Paul.
10:45What is this, a job interview?
10:46Once we start playing cards, no one's going to see the difference.
10:49The only color that matters in spades is black and red.
10:52Well, I told you so.
10:54I'm going to say it now so I don't have to say it later.
10:56Well, I'll probably say it later, too.
11:00Meanwhile, Granddad wanted to prove that divorce really was the future of marriage.
11:05Harrison, I wasn't expecting you.
11:07This place is awesome!
11:10Video games!
11:11Sorry we didn't call first.
11:13I didn't have your number.
11:14Oh, it's...
11:15Don't need it.
11:15Listen, you seem like you're mostly not sad, so I brought the kids to show them the positive side of divorce.
11:22Well, I'm honored you brought them to Uncle Griff.
11:26We're not going to call you that.
11:28Maybe it'll grow on you.
11:29So, yeah, my kids are so much happier now that me and their mom are divorced.
11:35And they love their new dad, Big Carl.
11:37They went to Disneyland the other week, and he bought them lunch and souvenirs.
11:42You'd think they would have gotten lunch and souvenirs if their mom and I were still together.
11:46I don't understand how that can make them happy.
11:48Well, because, like I said, divorce isn't the worst thing that happens to people.
11:52Griff, tell them the best part.
11:54On it.
11:55Imagine, you've been eating fish sticks for dinner every night for 23 years.
12:01Then suddenly, you're told you can have stewardesses.
12:04No, dummy, I'm talking about going to dinner with your kids.
12:08Oh, right, sorry.
12:10On Monday, Wednesday, and every other Saturday, I take them out for burgers.
12:15And in their kids' meal, they get fries, a milkshake, and a plastic grimace.
12:21Now, you tell me that's not better than your parents' marriage.
12:24What a time to be a kid.
12:26I hope mom and dad get a divorce tonight.
12:29So, while my siblings were becoming as cool with divorce as Daniel-san,
12:33my parents' spades game got underway.
12:37Oh, there it is.
12:39And to everyone's surprise, my mom and dad were unstoppable.
12:44And I just like that.
12:45Oh, baby!
12:46I'll take you down, I'll take you down.
12:57When no one's ever gone before.
13:00And if you want to go, if you want to go, go, go, go.
13:05Oh, baby!
13:06Oh, baby!
13:07Oh, baby!
13:08Oh, baby!
13:09Oh, baby!
13:11Because if you want to play smarter, leave it on the couch.
13:14Oh, oh, oh!
13:16Oh, baby!
13:17Oh, baby!
13:18Good game, Larry Bird.
13:20Oh, yeah, Larry Bird is a boy.
13:22Oh, yeah.
13:23Can I get you something to drink, ma'am?
13:25Thanks, whatever you have.
13:26Appreciate it.
13:26Up top.
13:27All right.
13:27Anyway, I need it tonight.
13:29This morning, a judge talked to me like it was my first day.
13:32You know they don't like seeing us on top.
13:34Uh, tell me about it.
13:35No, no, they do not.
13:37You know, Alicia, I had one of those days, too.
13:39One of my students' parents mistook me for the lunch lady.
13:42What?
13:42I am a teacher.
13:43A teacher?
13:44A teacher.
13:45Girl, they don't pay you enough to deal with that kind of crap.
13:47You should have told her you look more like a lunch lady than me
13:50with your bifocals in your chin hair.
13:53My man, my man.
13:54Preach!
13:56Preach!
13:56Oh, Lord.
13:59Lord.
14:00Oh, white people are something special.
14:02Listen, I just want to apologize to all of you on behalf of all of us.
14:06Baby, you don't need to do that.
14:07Baby, someone needs to.
14:09Am I right, George?
14:09He's saying it right there.
14:10I know.
14:12To equality.
14:13Okay.
14:15You used to be an equal.
14:17Cheers.
14:20I can't lie.
14:21Paul was better at space than I thought he would be.
14:23Yeah, he's really good.
14:24We went all night, and everybody loved playing with him.
14:29But?
14:29But he still somehow ruined things.
14:32As soon as you said the phone voice thing, I couldn't stop hearing it.
14:35I know, right?
14:36It's like people were trying to cash a check with no ID.
14:39Some things are just for us.
14:41I don't know if...
14:43Girl, you know.
14:44They can't help themselves.
14:45They take our stuff and make it their own.
14:48They did it to the blues.
14:49They did it to jazz.
14:50Then they did it to rock and roll.
14:51But now we have hip-hop.
14:53And God is my witness.
14:55They will never take that from us.
14:56But apparently they're going to try.
15:15Okay, shut it down.
15:16Shut it down.
15:17What do you think you're doing?
15:21I gots to go.
15:22This is spades.
15:23There's no dancing.
15:24This is a sacred game where we talk about our mothers, and we tell stories about our past,
15:28but we tell them in a black way, which starts with,
15:31yeah, I don't know nothing about them banana seat bikes.
15:33Babe, what's the problem?
15:34We won.
15:35I was funny.
15:36I talked about George's mother.
15:38You really got me good on that one.
15:39I did, though.
15:40You know what?
15:41Don't worry about it.
15:42My sister was right.
15:43You're damn right I was.
15:45What was I right about?
15:46Are you serious?
15:47What?
15:47I had to move my car.
15:49You're welcome, Vivica.
15:57Denise, can I ask you something?
15:59Am I too down?
16:01Yeah, that's why Alicia's mad at you.
16:03You nailed it.
16:05Honestly, I don't get it.
16:07I mean, I did everything exactly how she showed me, and she's still upset with me.
16:10Okay, have a seat.
16:11Here's the thing.
16:14You can't help it, but when you come around, it changes everything.
16:18You didn't notice how folks rolled out the white carpet as soon as you got here?
16:22The white carpet?
16:23It's something that happens when white people make the effort to come into black spaces.
16:27I hate to admit it, but it's so rare we get excited and try to make you feel as comfortable as possible.
16:33I thought they were just being polite.
16:34Look, people stood around and chanted, go white boy while you dance.
16:39You think you're that good at the running man, we want to just watch you?
16:42I mean, when you put it that way, while making that face.
16:49Look, don't take it personal, but sometimes we need some things that are just for us.
16:55Alicia and I do everything together.
16:57And this black-white separation you're talking about is everything we've fought against.
17:01Can you imagine if I said to my wife, sorry, honey, but you can't come into my white space.
17:05Yeah, but Paul, part of being down is understanding that every space that exists is already a white space.
17:12And when we come into your spaces, we don't get nearly the same treatment that you get when you come into ours.
17:18That's what makes things like our spades game so precious.
17:23So what do I do?
17:24What you asking me for?
17:25See your wife?
17:27Doug, do black people have to do everything for you?
17:37What are you guys doing?
17:38We heard mom and dad outside.
17:40They're not going to make it.
17:41So I'm packing my stuff and I'm ready to move into my own room.
17:44I don't have a suitcase because I'm going to make them compete for my love by buying me new clothes.
17:52Come on.
17:52Look at what you did, granddad.
17:56They're excited to have our parents split up.
17:57Come on, rainbow.
17:58Don't be a killjoy.
17:59I'm just messing with them.
18:00But they take everything you say seriously.
18:03Nobody takes what I say seriously.
18:04Not even a court of law.
18:06Yeah, but Johan and Santa Monica love and respect you.
18:11You're their grandfather.
18:12They have no choice but to think you're wise and honorable.
18:15Really?
18:16They think I'm wise and honorable?
18:20Somehow.
18:21Despite everything they've seen you do, yes.
18:23Well, you know, if they think I'm so wise, maybe I do the honorable thing and stop toying with their emotions just for fun.
18:32Yeah.
18:34Kids, I got some bad news.
18:36Kids, your parents are going to be together for a long, long time.
18:43What?
18:44Why did you get our hopes up?
18:46I was going to get a pony.
18:47Trust me.
18:48Your parents staying together will be better than a pony.
18:51So now you take us for fools.
18:52Hey, I know you're disappointed, but you're no different than lots of other kids whose parents are going to stay together.
18:58I mean, if society accepted you after the commune, you guys are going to be fine.
19:03Well, when I grow up, I'm going to get divorced so much.
19:07Yeah, she would.
19:13Hi, baby.
19:16I just want to apologize for kind of taking over out there.
19:19I know I made a mess of your night.
19:20It's not about you taking over.
19:24Look, I know we spent so much time making sure black and white people could be in the same spaces.
19:31But sometimes I need it to be all Jeffersons.
19:34No bunkers.
19:36I get it.
19:38I have something to show you.
19:39Come on.
19:40Come on.
19:42All right, here we go.
19:44What is going on?
19:45Well, your sister was right.
19:47So I invited everybody back so you could have the night you really needed.
19:51Babe, that is so nice.
19:54And I'm sorry for blowing up at you before.
19:56Oh, no, no, no.
19:57I totally get it.
19:57That's what happens when people get jealous of my dance moves.
20:00Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
20:02Okay, well, this is the part where I politely excuse myself.
20:06Yeah, get gone.
20:07Seriously, this is romantic and all, but we have work tomorrow.
20:12It took a card game for my parents to finally admit they came from two different Americas.
20:18And for my mom to see that while my dad was her person, sometimes she had to be with her people.
20:25Do I still have the people on the couch?
20:26Now, the most important thing to know about playing spades is that you play the people, not the cards.
20:33You've got to get in their heads.
20:34You've got to make it personal.
20:37Okay, what you got?
20:38You're so bad at spades.
20:40The only books you can get are at the library.
20:42Oh, bless your heart.
20:44That was so terrible, it made me sad.
20:46All right, Johan, your turn.
20:49Ready to go.
20:50Just one question.
20:51What's a spade?
20:53It's a good thing for you, you're pretty.
20:56All right, Santee, don't let me down.
20:58You're so clueless.
21:00You probably grew up in a commune.
21:02Um, so did you.
21:04Not for as long as you guys.
21:06Oh, I can respect that.
21:08You're going to have to carry this family.
21:09You know that, right?
21:10For this and everything else.
21:13All right, get your cards up.
21:15We're about to cuss.
21:17Mom!
21:17Shh, Daddy's working.
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