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00:00Music
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00:25It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
00:36Come on, come on.
00:39Daniel?
00:42What's happened?
00:45Oh!
00:47Thank you for driving me to the hotel.
00:50Not at all.
00:55I had to step over a homeless chap this morning.
00:59Hey, guys.
01:01Oh, happy Boxing Day.
01:04You meeting Daniel?
01:05Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:08Bonding with the barn.
01:10Things are hotting up.
01:12Oh, it's Adam.
01:16Daniel's been attacked.
01:25So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:33Show your pie hole.
01:36As if was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:40Read the room.
01:42Ow!
01:44Ow!
01:52I wonder what would happen if we binged your anti-rejection meds.
01:55You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
01:57At least I've got a personality.
01:59Oh, come on.
02:00Shut up.
02:01No, please just let me off.
02:02Open up.
02:03Come on, Bertie.
02:04No.
02:05The mindlessness of it.
02:15And Christmas night, for heaven's sake.
02:17I'm okay, Dad.
02:18Well, there was me, dead to the world,
02:20while you were being brutally attacked.
02:22Oh, well, Ken, you see, it's a good thing that you weren't,
02:24because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:26Yeah, exactly.
02:27Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of ports,
02:30and then I hit the hay.
02:32Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's. I'm sorry.
02:34It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:37Hey.
02:38What have they done to you?
02:39Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:44Maggie?
02:45I'm not stopping.
02:46I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:50She insisted.
02:51Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:53So, have you and Ava patched things up?
02:56Let's focus on you.
02:58Did you get a look at the perp?
03:00I watch every crime thing going.
03:02Uh, no, I didn't.
03:04I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:06Um, I heard steps approaching,
03:09and then I heard him run off.
03:12Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:14Mm-hm.
03:15Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:17Right.
03:18Minus his wallet and watch.
03:20Awful.
03:21Insult to injury.
03:23I'll love you and leave you.
03:28Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:33Why'd you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:37Would it make a blind bit of difference if I'd said don't?
03:41Am I in the doghouse?
03:44Why would you say that?
03:45No clue.
03:46I don't know.
03:47You just seem a little cold.
03:54Well, best crack on then.
03:56Doing business on Boxing Day.
03:58I mean, they're dope.
03:59Busy guy.
04:00Yeah, darling.
04:01I'm gonna do that, all right?
04:02This is when you steal a march.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Do you have trouble in paradise?
04:08No.
04:09Sorry to disappoint.
04:11Oh, you dropped one.
04:14I've seen one of them before.
04:16Oh, er, yeah.
04:17Me and James both cut off for Christmas.
04:19From my mum.
04:21You okay?
04:23Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:24I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:25You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Two.
04:31Two now.
04:34It seems the way it is.
04:38Where did you stay last night?
04:39What do you care?
04:41Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:44You left him no choice.
04:45As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:49That won't be happening.
04:54And if I need anything else, I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
04:59You good, Nan?
05:00I'm just back from the hospital.
05:01Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:05Left for dead.
05:06Is he okay?
05:08Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:10The old girl's good for a goss.
05:13I give up.
05:18Megan's awful worried about him.
05:19He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:23They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:26Does he know who did it?
05:28He has no clue.
05:29But his memory isn't proven by the hour.
05:32His wallet and watch are gone.
05:35Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:39Oi!
05:41Like a chain of mine.
05:44I thought I must have done.
05:45Abby found it.
05:47Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:49But I'm single, mate.
05:50I'm no cheat.
05:52Did you do it on purpose?
05:54Whoa! Cocky.
05:55No, I didn't.
05:57Is she onto you?
05:58I don't know.
05:59You're a class act.
06:00What, like you're a choir boy?
06:01Well, I regretted it immediately.
06:03You're only out for yourself.
06:04Why can't I ever remember that?
06:06Because you want me.
06:08Oh, but I don't like you, though.
06:10And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:11To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:15I feel bad for her.
06:16She's not your concern.
06:17And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:18I just don't want to blindside her.
06:20Especially at Christmas.
06:21Oh, dead thoughtful.
06:23And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:28All right, mate.
06:31Hello.
06:33I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:39Ambassador?
06:40Looks top dollar.
06:42I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:44I figured I owed you one.
06:47Amberlynn stayed there, you know.
06:49Oh, well, if it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:52Oh, come on, get it in the calendar.
06:55It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
06:59Beaver, the mini-break.
07:02Oh.
07:04Oh, wait.
07:06Someone's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:09It wasn't on there.
07:11Well, I only found out yesterday.
07:13This full smack bang in the middle.
07:16So you're going to let this hot priest fixation scupper our five-star mini-break?
07:20What? I didn't intend to.
07:21Oh, forget it.
07:22Forget it.
07:24Forget it.
07:25It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:28I don't want you seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:32Not so much I can tell you, Sally.
07:33He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:34He has no clue.
07:35I wanted to kill him.
07:36I don't know what I was thinking.
07:37I just lunged at him from behind and for a minute I thought he'd croaked it.
07:50Lucky for you, he's alive and kicking.
07:53But I never robbed him.
07:55I panicked and legged it.
07:57Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:00Are you going to tell Dad?
08:02What do you think?
08:03Nice one, Nan.
08:04Don't you nice one, Nan, me.
08:07What got into you?
08:09Why do you hate him so much?
08:12He hates me.
08:13And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:16And the way you spoke down to yesterday, I just wasn't having it.
08:19He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged
08:23and that would be your future down the pan.
08:26For a bright boy you have been extremely stupid.
08:34Oh, there you go.
08:41Subtle.
08:43Malingering, I knew it.
08:45They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:47Oh, great.
08:49Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:52I don't get assaulted.
08:54Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
08:56I don't get accused of having an affair.
08:58Oh, it's all about you.
08:59You might think that, but I've got news actually.
09:02About your attacker.
09:03Oh, go on.
09:10You and James Bailey.
09:13Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:15Else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:19I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:22I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:25Or, pre-loved.
09:27Oh, you idiot.
09:29I have given everything up for you. Everything.
09:33Easy. It's not happening. James isn't up for it.
09:35Have you lost your mind?
09:36We're not playing Alcia. This is the real thing.
09:39Alfie, he's a child. He's not a doll.
09:43I know.
09:45I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:48I have staked everything on you.
09:51I know.
09:53Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:54I will not have you.
09:55Break the law.
09:57Okay.
09:59Okay. I'll stop. I promise. It's done.
10:01Oh, you better add.
10:02I have already shifted a few cars off.
10:07Oh.
10:08But it means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:11Abby, listen to me. Listen.
10:14I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:23I'll do right by us.
10:25You'll see.
10:28It's all good.
10:29Good job must be so draining. Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:53Yep. Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:57George and Glenda's party?
10:58Oh, a.k.a. the party to end all parties.
11:01Mm-hmm.
11:02Or Andrew Scott.
11:03By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:09Cut to Todd gets the strain in order for ogling hot priests.
11:16What?
11:18You're gonna hate me.
11:20Well, that could never happen.
11:22Come on. Spill.
11:23Still here, ma?
11:24Not for much longer. Just gathering me worldlies.
11:25Simple apology would work wonders. Ball's in your court.
11:26The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:27Adam just texted her. They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:28The police have arrested Daniel's attacker.
11:29Nice one.
11:30Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:31They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel's stuff in his sleeping bag.
11:33Right.
11:34Eva's just through there. One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
11:35No thank you.
11:36Your nana's going soon.
11:37Give her a hand with her stuff.
11:38I can't wait a minute.
11:39The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:40The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:41Adam just texted her. They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:43The police have arrested Daniel's attacker?
11:46Nice one.
11:47Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:51They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel's stuff in his sleeping bag.
11:55Right.
11:57Eva's just through there. One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:01No thank you.
12:03Your nana's going soon. Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:05Hang way to the cash and carry.
12:12You called it, Nan. Someone must have rubbed him.
12:15From your point of view, this is a win.
12:18So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:22That's more like it.
12:24The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker,
12:27and you can do your dear old Nan a solid.
12:31Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear,
12:34it is Christmas after all.
12:37Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:39Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:40Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:41Well, your life was on track, though, wasn't it? I mean, does Kevin Webster set the world on fire? Probably not. But to check up with his brother?
12:58And this is your business because?
13:02Perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:05He must be the full package, you know, to make you wreck the life that you've worked so hard to get.
13:10But then there's Alfie as well, isn't he? Must wonder whether he's coming and going.
13:15Luckily for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:18I see.
13:19But do you think that your moral code is a bit, I don't know, inconsistent?
13:25Mmm.
13:28Can I get you anything?
13:29A bit of quiet would be good.
13:32Subtle.
13:34Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:36Do you mind if I perch for a minute? I won't keep you.
13:39Sure.
13:40Is this loud enough for you?
13:42You flatter yourself, love.
13:43Yeah.
13:45Sorry about that. Everyone's got an opinion.
13:48And so, um, Carl, you told me about his business brainwave and how you told him where to stick it.
13:57Mm?
13:58I'm so sorry. And I am so grateful.
14:01No need.
14:02No. There is every need.
14:04A bit ahead.
14:11Oh, hi, babe.
14:13Listen, I know people don't normally associate me with a sisterhood, but trust me, I'm a sister.
14:20You hide it brilliantly.
14:22Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:24But I can tell that you're having problems with your husband's brother.
14:27Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:30If you think he's up to something, he probably is.
14:33They like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:35Oh, thanks. I've got it.
14:36The more elaborate the story, the bigger the lie.
14:42Just in case there is any part of you that is genuinely concerned, rest assured we've got it sorted, right?
14:49It was at the smallest bump in the road. The tiniest pothole.
14:54Well, today's pothole is tomorrow's sinkhole.
14:57Wow.
14:59Those, um, fortune cookies. They're dead deep.
15:02All right. Fine.
15:03All right. Fine.
15:04All right. Fine.
15:05All right.
15:14DOOR BELL RINGS
15:16HE Tsystem BELL RINGS
15:17número2
15:21Todd.
15:22Hi.
15:24Are you seriously blowing out this film gig with Summer to go on some mini break?
15:28But my hands are tied.
15:29Oh, come on.
15:30film gig with summer to go on some mini break. My hands are tied. Oh, come on. She's been
15:34planning this for months. And Theo has gone through a lot of trouble, too. Your fancy
15:39hotel, it'll be there any time. This Andrew Scott gig, it's a one-off. Okay, you've made
15:44your point. I think you're making a bad call. Yeah, I kind of get that. When did you become
15:50so detached? Actually, you know, that is a rhetorical question. It's ever since you took
15:55up with him. You are blowing this out of all proportion. I don't think so. It speaks
16:00to something a lot deeper in here. Speaks to it. Reverend Pulpit's on fire. He's changed
16:07you. Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:14Oh, well. I was beginning to think you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me. As if.
16:20What have you done to your face? Oh, erm, Peggy.
16:25That feral ginger on Tile Street. I thought she'd like a bit of a sandwich and...
16:30Meow. Peggy.
16:33Let me get something on it. Oh, stop fussing.
16:37No. Let me.
16:44I'm there.
16:48I'm sorry for being a bit knocky earlier.
16:50It's okay.
16:53I'm used to it.
16:55Hey, could do some serious damage with this, you know. Come here.
16:59Oh, sorry.
17:04I really do want us to work out, Lise.
17:11I know you do.
17:12Hold on.
17:37Hey, how you doing?
17:38Um, you're finished already?
17:41That's amazing. You're faster than Santa's elves.
17:45Yeah, yeah, no, I know it was a weird one.
17:48Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
17:49Carl.
18:10Carl.
18:12Carl.
18:13I want to change the music.
18:14Can you just tap in your bus car, please?
18:37I'll be getting off, so.
18:49Your call, Ma. This is on you.
18:52You must really hate me more than you love her.
18:55Oh, do you know, you have got such a twisted view of the world.
18:58I've got 20-20, dear. Believe me.
19:01I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough, and then we'll all be happy.
19:05Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:06I would love for us to live under the same roof without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:12Good night, son.
19:13When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:17You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:21All right, Ma, bye.
19:27Off I go, then.
19:36Oh, dear. Still at loggerheads, then?
19:40Hearts of stone. The lot of them.
19:45When you stepped on a hornet's nest, Maggie, your daughter-in-law, she's not...
19:49They are not married.
19:50Oh, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:53Not in my book.
19:55No, but nobody's interested in your book.
19:57I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:00Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:05You think?
20:06Ha!
20:07That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:13They have no idea what I do for them.
20:15The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:18Not a clue.
20:21Mate, is this hot PE teacher HQ?
20:25Right, Ma.
20:26I'm completely...
20:27Oh, you've ruined the vibe now.
20:29I was going for flirty.
20:31Yeah?
20:32Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:34Yeah.
20:36But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:39Do you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
20:42I'm in.
20:44Half ten.
20:44Half ten sounds great.
20:46I'll see you then.
20:47Looking forward to it.
20:48See you.
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21:17Let's start the restaurant.
21:19This is what is the restaurant restaurant.
21:22This restaurant is very nice.
21:27I am going to open it up to the restaurant.
21:31So to speak, it's very nice to have a restaurant restaurant.
21:35The restaurant restaurant has a restaurant restaurant.
21:40The restaurant restaurant is quite nice.
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