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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30Daniel?
00:32What's happened?
00:34Oh!
00:36Thank you for driving me to the hotel.
00:38Not at all.
00:40Oh!
00:42Oh!
00:44Oh!
00:46Oh!
00:48Oh!
00:50Oh!
00:52Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:56Oh!
00:58I had to step over a homeless chap this morning.
01:04Hey, guys.
01:06Oh, happy Boxing Day.
01:08You meeting Daniel?
01:10Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:12Bonding with the Baird.
01:14Things are hotting up.
01:16Oh, it's Adam.
01:20Daniel's been attacked.
01:22So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:38Show your pie hole.
01:42As if was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:44Read the room.
01:46Ow!
01:48Ow!
01:54I wonder what would happen if we binged your anti-rejection meds?
02:00You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
02:02At least I've got a personality.
02:04Oh, come on.
02:05Shut up.
02:06No, please, just let me off.
02:07Open up.
02:08Come on.
02:09Come on.
02:18They're mindless as of it.
02:20And Christmas night, for heaven's sake.
02:22I'm okay, Dad.
02:23Well, there was me dead to the world while you were being brutally attacked.
02:27Oh, well, Ken, you see, it's a good thing that you weren't,
02:29because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:31Yeah, exactly.
02:32Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of ports, and then I hit the hay.
02:36Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's. I'm sorry.
02:39It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:42Hey.
02:43What have they done to you?
02:44Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:49Maggie?
02:50I'm not stopping.
02:51I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:54She insisted.
02:56Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:58So, have you and Ava patched things up?
03:00Let's focus on you.
03:03Did you get a look at the perp?
03:05I watch every crime thing going.
03:07Uh, no, I didn't.
03:09I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:12Um, I heard steps approaching,
03:15and then I heard him run off.
03:17Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:19Mm-hmm.
03:20Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:23Right.
03:24Minus his wallet and watch.
03:25Awful.
03:26Insult to injury.
03:28I'll love you and leave you.
03:33Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:38Why'd you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:42Would it make a blind bit of difference if I'd said don't?
03:46Am I in the doghouse?
03:49Why don't you say that?
03:50No clue.
03:51I don't know.
03:52You just seem a little cold.
03:59Well, best crack on then.
04:01Doing business on boxing, eh?
04:03I'm in the dog.
04:04Busy guy.
04:05Yeah, darling.
04:06I'm gonna do that, all right?
04:07This is when you steal a march.
04:09You did it.
04:10Yeah, I did have trouble in paradise.
04:13No.
04:14Sorry to disappoint.
04:16Oh, you dropped one.
04:19I've seen one of them before.
04:21Oh, er, yeah.
04:22Me and James both got out for Christmas.
04:24From my mum.
04:26You okay?
04:28Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:29I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:30You know, it is the season to go demented.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Me too.
04:35Me too now.
04:36Well.
04:38It seems the wee runs.
04:43Where did you stay last night?
04:44What do you care?
04:46Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:49You left him no choice.
04:51As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:54That won't be happening.
04:55And if I need anything else, I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
05:03You good, Nan?
05:05I'm just back from the hospital.
05:07Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:10Left for dead.
05:12Is he okay?
05:13Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:15The old girl's good for a goss.
05:18I give up.
05:22Megan's awful worried about him.
05:25He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:28They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:31Does he know who did it?
05:33He has no clue.
05:34But his memory isn't proven by the hour.
05:37His wallet and watch are gone.
05:40Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:46Oi.
05:48Like a chain of mine.
05:49Thought I must have done.
05:50Abby found it.
05:51Oh.
05:52Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:54Well, I'm single, mate.
05:55I'm no cheat.
05:57Did you do it on purpose?
05:58Whoa!
05:59Cocky.
06:00No, I didn't.
06:01Is she onto you?
06:02I don't know.
06:03You're a class act.
06:05What, like you're a choir boy?
06:06Well, I regretted it immediately.
06:08You're only out for yourself.
06:09Why can't I ever remember that?
06:11Because you want me.
06:13Oh, but I don't like you though.
06:14And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:15To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:19I feel bad for her.
06:20She's not your concern.
06:21And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:23I just don't want to blindside her.
06:24Especially at Christmas.
06:25Oh, dead thoughtful.
06:27And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:31All right, mate.
06:36Hello.
06:38I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:44Ambassador.
06:45Looks top dollar.
06:47I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:49I figured I owed you one.
06:52Amberlynn stayed there, you know.
06:54Oh, well, if it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:57Oh, come on, get it in the calendar.
07:00It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
07:04The Evelyn mini-break.
07:07Oh.
07:08Oh, wait.
07:10Someone's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:14It wasn't on there.
07:15Well, I only found out yesterday.
07:18This full smack bang in the middle.
07:20So you're going to let this hot priest fixation scupper our five-star mini-break?
07:25What? I didn't intend to.
07:27Oh, forget it.
07:28Forget it.
07:30Forget it.
07:31It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:33I don't want you seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:38Not some actor I can tell you.
07:40He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:46He has no clue.
07:48I wanted to kill him.
07:50I don't know what I was thinking.
07:51I just lunged at him from behind and...
07:54for a minute I thought he'd croaked it.
07:56Lucky for you, he's alive and kicking.
07:58Yeah, but I never robbed him.
07:59I panicked and legged it.
08:02Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:05Are you going to tell Dad?
08:07What do you think?
08:08Nice one, Nan.
08:09Don't you nice one Nan me.
08:12What got into you?
08:14Why do you hate him so much?
08:17He hates me.
08:18And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:21And the way you spoke down to yesterday, I just wasn't having it.
08:24He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged.
08:28And that would be your future down the pan.
08:31For a bright boy, you have been extremely stupid.
08:34Oh, there you go.
08:47Shuttle.
08:48Malingering, I knew it.
08:50They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:53Oh, great.
08:55Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:57I don't get assaulted.
08:59Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
09:01I don't get accused of having an affair.
09:02Oh, it's all about you.
09:04You might think that, but I've got news actually.
09:07About your attacker.
09:08Oh, go on.
09:15You and James Bailey.
09:18Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:20Or else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:24I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:27I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:30Or pre-loved.
09:33Oh, you idiot.
09:35I have given everything up for you.
09:37Everything.
09:38Easy. It's not happening.
09:39James isn't up for it.
09:40Have you lost your mind?
09:42We're not playing Alcia.
09:43This is the real thing.
09:45Alfie, he's a child.
09:47He's not a doll.
09:48I know.
09:50I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:54I have staked everything on you.
09:56I know.
09:58Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:59I will not have you.
10:00You'll break the law.
10:02Okay.
10:04Okay.
10:05I'll stop.
10:06I promise.
10:07It's done.
10:08Oh, you'd better add.
10:10I have already shifted a few cars off.
10:12Oh.
10:13But it means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:16Abby, listen to me.
10:17Listen.
10:19I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:21I'll do right by us.
10:30You'll see.
10:33It's all good.
10:52Good job must be so draining.
10:55Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:57Yep.
10:58Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
11:01George and Glenda's party.
11:03Oh, AKA the party to end all parties.
11:06Mm-hmm.
11:07Oh, Andrew Scott.
11:08By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:13Cut to Todd gets the strain in order for ogling hot priests.
11:17What?
11:22You gonna hate me?
11:24Right, well, that could never happen.
11:27Come on, spill.
11:34Still here, ma?
11:35Not for much longer.
11:36Just gathering me worldlies.
11:38Simple apology would work wonders.
11:39Balls in your court.
11:41The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:44Adam just texted her.
11:45They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:47The police have arrested Daniel's attacker.
11:51Nice one.
11:52Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:56They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel stuffing his sleeping bag.
12:00Right.
12:02Eva's just through there.
12:04One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:06No, thank you.
12:08Your nana's going soon.
12:09Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:11Hang way to the cash and carry.
12:12You called it, Nan.
12:13Someone must have robbed him.
12:14From your point of view, this is a win.
12:15So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:16That's more like it.
12:17The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker.
12:18And you can do your dear old Nan a solid.
12:19Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear.
12:20It is Christmas after all.
12:21Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:23Oh, I won't ask what candy.
12:25I won't ask what candy is.
12:26I can't do it.
12:27I can't do it.
12:28I can't do it.
12:29I can't do it.
12:30I can't do it.
12:31I can't do it.
12:32I can't do it.
12:33I can't do it.
12:34You can't do it.
12:35It's Christmas after all.
12:36Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:37Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:52Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:55Well, your life was on track though, weren't it, I mean?
12:58Does Kevin Webster set the world on fire?
13:01Probably not, but to check up with his brother.
13:03And this is your business because?
13:06Perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:09He must be the full package, you know,
13:11to make you wreck the life that you've worked so hard to get.
13:15But then there's Alfie as well, isn't he?
13:17Must wonder whether he's coming and going.
13:19Luckily for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:23I see.
13:24But do you think that your moral code is a bit, I don't know, inconsistent?
13:30Hmm.
13:33Can I get you anything?
13:34A bit of quiet would be good.
13:37Subtle.
13:38Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:41Do you mind if I perch for a minute? I won't keep you.
13:43Sure.
13:45Is this loud enough for you?
13:47You flatter yourself, love.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Sorry about that.
13:51Everyone's got an opinion.
13:53And so, um, Carl, you told me about his business brainwave and how you told him where to stick it.
14:02Hmm?
14:03I'm so sorry.
14:04And I am so grateful.
14:06No need.
14:07No.
14:08There is every need.
14:09A bit ahead.
14:10Oh, hi, babe.
14:11Listen, I know people don't normally associate me with a sisterhood, but trust me, I'm a sister.
14:24You hide it brilliantly.
14:26Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:28But I can tell that you're having problems with your husband's brother.
14:31Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:34If you think he's up to something, he probably is.
14:37They like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:39Oh, thanks.
14:40I've got it.
14:41Mmm.
14:42The more elaborate the story, the bigger the lie.
14:46Just in case there is any part of you that is genuinely concerned, rest assured we've
14:52got it sorted, all right?
14:53It was at the smallest bump in the road.
14:56The tiniest pothole.
14:58Mmm.
14:59Well, today's pothole is tomorrow's sinkhole.
15:02Well, those, um, fortune cookies, they're dead deep.
15:07All right.
15:09Fine.
15:30Todd.
15:31Hey.
15:32Are you seriously blowing out this film gig with Summer to go on some mini break?
15:37My hands are tied.
15:38Oh, come on.
15:39She's been planning this for months.
15:41And Theo has gone through a lot of trouble, too.
15:43Yeah, but your fancy hotel, it'll be there any time.
15:46This Andrew Scott gig, it's a one-off.
15:48Okay, you've made your point.
15:50I think you're making a bad call.
15:52Yeah, I kind of get that.
15:54When did you become so detached?
15:56Well, actually, do you know what?
15:58That is a rhetorical question.
16:00It's ever since you took up with him.
16:02You are blowing this out of all proportion.
16:03I don't think so.
16:04It speaks to something a lot deeper in here.
16:07It speaks to it.
16:08Reverend Pulpit's on fire.
16:11He's changed you.
16:12Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:19Oh, well.
16:20I was beginning to think you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me.
16:23As if.
16:25What have you done to your face?
16:27Oh, erm...
16:29Peggity.
16:30That feral ginger on Tile Street.
16:32I thought she'd like a bit of my sandwich and...
16:35Meow.
16:36Peggity.
16:37Let me get something on it.
16:39Oh, stop fussing.
16:41I'm sorry for being a bit knocky with you.
16:55It's okay.
16:57I'm used to it.
16:59Hey, could do some serious damage with this, you know.
17:02Come here.
17:04Oh, sorry.
17:06I really do want us to work out, Lise.
17:17Hello, Edie.
17:22Hold on.
17:36Hey, how you doing?
17:43You finished already?
17:46That's amazing.
17:47You're faster than Santa's elves.
17:49Yeah, yeah.
17:51No, I...
17:52No, it was a weird one.
17:53Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
17:55Silent night...
17:59Oh, you remind...
18:04All this calm...
18:08All this bright...
18:13I'm...
18:16Carl.
18:17Carl.
18:18Hmm?
18:19I want to change the music.
18:20Can you just tap in your bus cord, please?
18:22Oh...
18:23Oh...
18:24Oh...
18:25Oh...
18:27My hands...
18:30S길...
18:35In the heavenly...
18:42You're heavenly...
18:43I...
18:44I...
18:45You're heavenly...
18:46You're heavenly...
18:47You're heavenly...
18:48I'd be getting off, so.
18:54Your call, Ma. This is on you.
18:57You must really hate me more than you love her.
19:00Oh, do you know, you have got such a twisted view of the world.
19:03I've got 2020, dear. Believe me.
19:06I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough, and then we'll all be happy.
19:10Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:12I would love for us to live under the same roof
19:14without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:16Good night, son.
19:18When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:22You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:26All right, Ma, bye.
19:32Off I go, then.
19:43Oh, dear. Still at loggerheads, then?
19:47Hearts of stone.
19:48The lot of them.
19:50Well, you slept on a hornet's nest, Maggie.
19:52Your daughter-in-law, she's not...
19:53They are not married.
19:55Oh, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:58Not in my book.
19:59No, but nobody's interested in your book.
20:02I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:05Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:10You think?
20:11Ha!
20:12That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:18They have no idea what I do for them.
20:21The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:23Not a clue.
20:26Mate, is this hot PE teacher HQ?
20:29Fred, not me.
20:31I'm completely new.
20:32Oh, you've ruined the vibe now.
20:34I was going for flirty.
20:36Yeah?
20:37Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:39Come on, flirty.
20:40Yeah?
20:41But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:44Do you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
20:47I'm in.
20:49Half ten?
20:49Half ten sounds great.
20:51I'll see you then.
20:52Looking forward to it.
20:53Me too.
20:53See ya.
20:54See ya.
20:54See ya.
21:23So, let's go.
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