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00:00Tune and I'll try and harmonise.
00:02All in the night
00:05All is calm
00:09All is bright
00:14Round young age
00:18Oh, it's harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
00:21No.
00:27Earthwappers have been guested.
00:29You want some of this?
00:31Oh, that is!
00:33Look out!
00:35Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
00:38The gravy.
00:40Yeah.
00:42Do you like this music?
00:43No, not particularly.
00:44So suck on that.
00:46Oh, wow.
00:47He's been a bad boy.
00:49Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:51Not a chance, do we?
00:52Oh!
00:53Yes, look at that.
00:54He's had an absolute feast.
00:56Whoa!
00:58Oh!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane.
01:01Well, thank God that's over.
01:03I've got a day gone.
01:04It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:08That's very modern, isn't it?
01:10Nothing, no one saw that coming.
01:11No.
01:12In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:19It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
01:22It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
01:26Good to see you, Mel.
01:28Oh, wait!
01:29It's Mel!
01:30Great.
01:31Melon Sue.
01:32That's that.
01:33Yep.
01:34That's her last name?
01:35Melon Sue.
01:36Melon Sue.
01:37Melon Sue.
01:38First name, Melon.
01:41Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney Plus.
01:44The hills are alive with the sound of music.
01:51I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
01:54Yeah, I know.
01:55That's why you're with me.
01:56You love the British.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Like Mary Poppins.
01:59Maybe that's it.
02:00Well, she was Mary Poppins.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Yeah, I know.
02:03That's what I'm saying.
02:04Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
02:06That's what I'm saying.
02:07Yes.
02:08Yes.
02:09Great.
02:10Perfect.
02:11I'll take it.
02:12When you wear a smock.
02:13It's my thing.
02:14Every Tuesday then.
02:16And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
02:20Guess what else is in this salad?
02:22It's literally your favourite salad of all time.
02:24Ooh.
02:25Beets, black olives.
02:26How do you say it?
02:27Beetroot.
02:28Beetroot.
02:29Beetroot.
02:30I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
02:33I want mocking.
02:34The pronunciation maybe.
02:35Beetroot.
02:36Beetroot.
02:37What do you say?
02:39Well, I might say beetroot.
02:42But there's not two T's.
02:44Beetroot.
02:45I sort of tie the T and the R together.
02:47Beetroot.
02:48So you're wrong.
02:49Probably.
02:50I love beetroot.
02:59You like a longer one though, don't you?
03:01Well, it's like a finger.
03:03It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
03:05The tenants.
03:06Do you know, it is something though I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
03:09Oh, come on, Georgia.
03:10It's Christmas.
03:11We're very busy.
03:12Well, you're not.
03:13Well, because I've done everything, so you could make that your job, your one Christmas
03:17job.
03:18Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
03:21Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
03:22Is that not clear?
03:23No.
03:24You can do pigs in blankets.
03:26I'll do everything else.
03:28On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
03:33Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it to keep your mind sharp?
03:37I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
03:42What would be your area of speciality?
03:45We're a bit scared.
03:46Are you 1% of the country?
03:47Are you top 1%?
03:48I used to be, before I had multiple children.
03:52What would be your best round?
03:53Music, probably.
03:54I don't know.
03:5580s, 70s, music.
03:57How old do you think I am?
03:58I genuinely don't know anymore.
04:00I know.
04:01It keeps changing.
04:02It does keep changing, that's how age works.
04:04See, I don't understand numbers.
04:09All right, let's go.
04:10We're definitely at 1%.
04:11Yeah, totally.
04:12I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
04:14Oh, no.
04:16Welcome to the 1% World Rollover.
04:18Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
04:20Awful suit he's wearing, man.
04:22Lee Mack, would you?
04:23Oh, yeah, he's got a looking hat about him.
04:25OK, it's time for our first question.
04:28Bit of shorts from you, be nice, no shouting out.
04:31Just so that I can do my own workings out.
04:33So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
04:36So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
04:39So we should get this.
04:40So we should get this.
04:41Are you backing yourself?
04:42Yeah.
04:43Ellie, you'll be all right.
04:44Even thickers get this one right.
04:45Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
04:47OK.
04:48I'm out.
04:49She is looking for someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses
04:53and is not clean shaven.
04:55Who does she pick?
04:56Is that literally the question?
04:57First of all, Marissa got problems.
04:59Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
05:01Who?
05:02Oh, it's E.
05:03Yeah.
05:04OK, so.
05:05A.
05:06D.
05:07Oh, it's not clean shaven.
05:08A.
05:09Oh, my God, I'm out already.
05:10A.
05:11You're out.
05:12All right.
05:13No, no, no.
05:14It's your first word.
05:15No, no, no.
05:16I have time.
05:17What happens when you fill out the circle?
05:19I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
05:20You can't like X out the circle.
05:21I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
05:22I would still be thinking, OK.
05:23Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
05:26and how many people are out.
05:27Who got it wrong?
05:28Nobody could be out on this.
05:29There will be.
05:30There'll be some.
05:31You'd be blue lighted.
05:36So, how are they out?
05:38It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair and D is clean shaven.
05:43But B looks quite like me.
05:44Next.
05:45Easy that.
05:46I hope they're going to get harder.
05:47To be fair, if I was on a dating app, I would be looking for someone
05:49different to you, not the same as you.
05:50I've already got you.
05:51I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
05:53What, are you looking for an extra?
05:54OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
05:57Ooh, 35%.
05:58Only 35% of the country would get this.
06:00This is where he usually boils it up.
06:02What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
06:06What?
06:07Oh, it's you!
06:08Bold ampersand question mark.
06:11Head and shoulders.
06:12Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
06:14Head and shoulders.
06:15Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
06:19This is going to be an English thing.
06:20I don't...
06:21Or a British thing.
06:22I won't.
06:23Bold and...
06:24Head and balls.
06:25No?
06:26Head and balls?
06:27Head and shoulders above the rest.
06:28Above and...
06:29Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
06:30Everyone else?
06:31On everyone else?
06:32Head and shoulders above everyone else!
06:33Head and shoulders above everyone else.
06:35Head and shoulders above everyone else.
06:36Head and shoulders above everybody else.
06:37Head and shoulders above everybody else.
06:38Head and shoulders above everybody else.
06:39That's not even a British...
06:40Of course!
06:41...saying.
06:42Saying, oh, my life, Ed and shoulders above everyone else.
06:47We are getting close to the end and it's now time for the 15% question.
06:52All right, my time to start in.
06:5415% right, we've filled out every other percentage,
06:57so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
07:00Look at the image to the right.
07:02Yes.
07:03Oh, that's all right then.
07:05I've watched enough bullseye, I should get this right.
07:07If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points.
07:12Right.
07:12And 6 o'clock is worth 23 points.
07:15Oh, God.
07:16How many points is 12 o'clock worth?
07:19I don't understand what that means.
07:20I don't understand what that means.
07:21Did you times it by something?
07:229 o'clock is 31.
07:24That's crazy, that's a good question.
07:269 o'clock is worth 31 points.
07:27He's in your head.
07:28I can't do it in my head.
07:3040.
07:31That's 40.
07:3212 o'clock would be at the top.
07:38Was it worth, baby?
07:40You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
07:449 o'clock.
07:45I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
07:48Let's have a look at the answer.
07:50It's 40.
07:51The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
07:5540?
07:57Shit, a brick.
07:58There is no hands on that.
07:59I still don't fucking understand what the answer is.
08:01If someone's the answer, I still don't understand.
08:04I hate the 1% club.
08:05That's a fucking stupid game.
08:07After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
08:10we are left with the 1% question.
08:12OK, here we go.
08:13Yes.
08:13Whoa.
08:141%.
08:15I can't fall at this now.
08:17Good luck.
08:18This is your 1% question.
08:20I've never, ever got a 1% question right.
08:24Tonight's tonight.
08:25I can feel it in my water.
08:27Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
08:30Classes, classes, quickly.
08:32What a name.
08:32What a fucking name.
08:34If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
08:38what are the final four?
08:40Oh, God.
08:41I don't even understand the question.
08:44What?
08:44Four.
08:45Oh.
08:46It's the last four out of head.
08:49So wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
08:52So it's...
08:53A, B, C, D, E, 5 is E.
08:56So it's 8, 5, A, B, C, D, E.
09:038, 5, 1, 4.
09:05Can you show up, please?
09:068, 5, 1, 4.
09:098, 5, 1, 4.
09:11It's alphabetical numbering.
09:168, 5, 1, 4.
09:18This one's so much easier than the other one.
09:208, 5, 1, 3.
09:258, 5, 1, 3.
09:268, 5, 1, 3.
09:288, 5, 1, 3.
09:29I've got it.
09:29I've got it.
09:308, 5, 1, 3.
09:338, 5, 1, 4.
09:35Oh!
09:35Oh, you were...
09:37You know what?
09:37That's four.
09:38You never said three.
09:398, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
09:40Oh, well...
09:40I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
09:42You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
09:44Oh, I love you so much.
09:45You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
09:47I can get some things right.
09:49Handsome and smart.
09:51Thanks, baby.
09:55I would say that.
09:57You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
10:00Oh, of course I have.
10:01Oh, what do you know?
10:02And how did you do?
10:06I did fine.
10:10Out on the first question, I believe?
10:13Yeah.
10:14And subsequently got none of them right?
10:18Yeah.
10:19Yeah, that's correct.
10:20Nailing it, that's fine.
10:21How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
10:22Because it's such a ludicrous name.
10:24There must be some reason why...
10:25That's quite judgmental and rude.
10:26Well, I mean, it's an odd name to put in the question.
10:30The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that
10:32that must have something to do with the answer.
10:33I'm like, Columbo.
10:42In New York...
10:44I used to be really upset about our tree.
10:45Yeah, you got your way.
10:47We got a small tree.
10:48Hey, don't make it about me.
10:50Kieran and his wife, Jas.
10:52You want a small tree.
10:52I want a big tree.
10:53No.
10:54I sort of thought we compromised,
10:55and then I got home and went,
10:56oh, this thing is tiny.
10:57But you were like, this is a good tree.
10:59I thought so.
10:59And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom
11:00while he was talking to us.
11:01I think he was distracted.
11:03Let me just do one more layer of branches.
11:05Yeah, no.
11:05I should have spoken up.
11:06You should have.
11:07You know what I keep thinking?
11:08Because I know it's only been two days.
11:09What?
11:10I keep thinking, like,
11:10when you're away or you're asleep,
11:12I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
11:13We've got a new tree.
11:14Take down all the lights.
11:15I will notice.
11:15I don't know if you...
11:17On Sunday night,
11:20there were more showbiz types
11:22hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
11:25This next one I know all about
11:26and you don't know anything
11:28because you're an American.
11:30So it's catchphrase.
11:31So this is supposed to...
11:32Oh, do you know, like,
11:32Wheel of Fortune?
11:34Yes.
11:35You spin a wheel
11:35and you solve the puzzle.
11:38See no more.
11:39I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
11:42Maybe it's because I say it
11:43how I see it in life.
11:44Yeah, that's probably the reason.
11:46I mean, I think you like it
11:47because it's simple.
11:50I don't believe
11:51you've never seen catchphrase.
11:53I don't...
11:53Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
11:54Believe it.
11:55It's say what you see
11:56if you see it, see it.
11:57Say what you see
11:58if you see it, see it.
11:59Welcome to a festive edition
12:01of Celebrity Catchphrase.
12:02Festive and celebrity.
12:05What's next?
12:06Let's not hold back.
12:07Let's get going.
12:08Are you ready at home?
12:09Yeah.
12:09Super ready.
12:10Well, we'll try.
12:11We'll give that a try.
12:12We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
12:13Come on.
12:14Here is your first catchphrase.
12:16Good luck.
12:17Oh, edge of your seat.
12:19Yay!
12:22So what am I supposed to do?
12:23What's the little phrase?
12:24What's the little...
12:24Peace on Earth.
12:25World peace.
12:26Oh, that's it?
12:26This is the game?
12:28Yeah.
12:28World peace.
12:30Just say what you see.
12:31I have no...
12:32A Twinkie and a rocket?
12:33What are we looking at?
12:34Just say what you see.
12:35Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at
12:36the word peace
12:37on the earth.
12:38Bill.
12:41Bill Bailey's got it.
12:42Bill Bailey's no slouch.
12:43He's got it.
12:44Christmas peace.
12:45Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
12:48Christmas peace.
12:49They must have took his brain out
12:50when they cut his hair off.
12:51He looks like Billy Joel now.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54He does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
12:56Peace on Earth.
12:57It's peace on Earth.
12:58Oh.
12:59Of course she gets it.
13:00It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:04I'm it.
13:04Here's your next catchphrase.
13:06Georgia, this one's yours.
13:09Best sheep.
13:11Sheep necklace.
13:13What is happening here?
13:15Goat in a tumble dryer.
13:17Oh, it might be a goat.
13:19Best in goat.
13:19Best in goat.
13:21Bill.
13:22Er, the greatest of all time.
13:24The goat.
13:25Yes, greatest of all time.
13:27It's correct.
13:27All right, Bailey Joel.
13:29No, don't get that.
13:30No, me.
13:31I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
13:33No, me.
13:34These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
13:36Well, for the youth.
13:36They're quite youth-based.
13:38We're far too old for this.
13:39Well, you are.
13:39Here's your next one.
13:44Sprinkling.
13:45Dusting.
13:45Dropping the sprints.
13:46Dropping your dust.
13:46So back.
13:47Oh, I tell you what,
13:48there's nothing worse when this happens.
13:50What's Mr. Chips just done?
13:51Something horrifying.
13:53You know what the hell was that?
13:54What is he doing?
13:55He's chucking away his back.
13:56He's chucking his ass.
13:57Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
14:00Back?
14:02Dusty bam.
14:03No.
14:05What's he up to there?
14:07He threw his back out the door.
14:09Threw his back out.
14:10Threw his back out.
14:11Put his back out.
14:12Put his back out.
14:13Threw my back in.
14:14Oh, threw my back out?
14:15There we go.
14:16Out.
14:17No, no, Ian's better.
14:19Phil.
14:19He's put his back out.
14:21He certainly has.
14:22You got that one right.
14:23I got that.
14:24He put his back out.
14:24He put his back out.
14:26Nat's put his back out
14:27and he doesn't bloody shut up about it.
14:29And you will be taking...
14:30After all that,
14:31Bill had made it to the final
14:32for the chance to win £50,000.
14:35Bill,
14:36I really hope you do it.
14:37Simple as that.
14:39Are you ready?
14:40I'm ready.
14:40Come on, Bill.
14:41Come on, Jane.
14:46Ooh.
14:47Gold celebrities.
14:48Pointing golden balls.
14:49Look at my balls.
14:50Golden globes, red carpet.
14:53Says the actor.
14:56Couple of gold worlds.
14:57Golden globe awards.
14:59Pass.
15:00Pass?
15:02Reading the plot backwards.
15:04Follow the plot.
15:05Follow the plot.
15:06Yes, yes.
15:08Plot.
15:09Ooh.
15:10Plot twist.
15:10Oh, unraveled.
15:11The plot.
15:11Go unraveled.
15:12Plot twist.
15:12Oh, right.
15:14The plot thickens.
15:15Plot thickens?
15:16Bill?
15:17He's not going to get a PhD.
15:19The plot spirals.
15:20What's on the spiral, Bill?
15:21Come on, Bill.
15:22What catchphrases are about spirals?
15:24Complicated plot.
15:25The plot turns into a spiral.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:28Bill.
15:28No, he's put on the spot.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:31The plot thickens.
15:32It's pass.
15:33Come on, Bill.
15:34I'm not judging.
15:35Because I bet when you're there, it's tough.
15:36But Bill is shit at this.
15:39Uh.
15:41House party.
15:42House party.
15:43Come on, Bill.
15:44House party.
15:45It's about time.
15:46Correct, next.
15:47Number eight.
15:47Oh, we're out of time.
15:48Oh, no.
15:50Poor guy.
15:522,500 pounds.
15:54Bill is one.
15:55Listen, Bill.
15:56Sorry.
15:56Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
15:58You do.
15:58No, you should apologise.
16:00Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
16:04I don't know.
16:05On reflection.
16:06That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
16:09What was his charity?
16:09We never found out.
16:10We didn't know that.
16:11No.
16:11Hopefully, it'll stand up to cancer.
16:16This week, we watched Becca's story.
16:22We have three children.
16:23Matthew's the eldest.
16:25And then Rebecca is the middle child.
16:27And Sophie, the baby.
16:29And I look at all the measurements.
16:31Did that with the kids.
16:32Ah, it was a little measuring post.
16:35Always got my nerves.
16:36Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
16:43No.
16:44That smells infectious.
16:47She was probably about nine or ten.
16:50And she watched this programme about Great Wall Street.
16:54And she just decided from that moment on,
16:56that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
17:00Oh, God, how amazing.
17:02I think at nine years of age, you're saying you want to be a doctor.
17:04That's dedication, isn't it?
17:05It is.
17:06We were just so proud.
17:09She loved being a doctor.
17:13Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
17:15Yeah.
17:16So, back in June 2023,
17:20she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy,
17:23come home, and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
17:27So, she went into A&E.
17:29She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
17:33She spoke to her consultant, and he said,
17:34I'm going to send you for a scan, let's have a look.
17:40Boy.
17:42Jesus.
17:42Oh, no.
17:47Oh, no.
17:52God.
17:55As parents, do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child?
18:02And you don't have any power over this, do you?
18:14It's got no control at all, have you?
18:16Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
18:19Seeing your sister so weak and ill,
18:21and then having to shave her hair off is,
18:24is, yeah.
18:31Heartbreaking.
18:33Thank God.
18:36You had your hair off.
18:38It's one of the worst bits.
18:39Yes.
18:40Bloody hell, Becca.
19:04There are no further children.
19:11Oh.
19:11Oh.
19:14Oh, no.
19:15There's no hope now.
19:16When you're told there is no hope,
19:27you've got nothing left to say.
19:31I kind of sat near to the bed and had her head just on my shoulder,
19:40and I just kind of cuddled her like that.
19:44And Matthew had got up.
19:46I sat with her on the bed at that point,
19:50and again, she lay into my shoulder.
19:53But then she came into this world,
19:55and I held her.
19:58And as she left,
20:00as she left this world,
20:02I held her too.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:20It's not right.
20:23But it's awfully sad.
20:25No mother should bury her child.
20:28No mother should bury her child.
20:39Oh, God.
20:40She didn't have long, did she?
20:4330.
20:45It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
20:48You raise your children.
20:56You try and get them through everything,
20:57and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s.
21:00Almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime.
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21:35In South West London...
21:37Think of any word,
21:38and on the count of three,
21:40we're going to both say the word
21:42that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
21:44One, two, three.
21:46Jump up.
21:47How did you do that?
21:49Do you want to do it again?
21:50Good friends Nick and Joe.
21:52On the count of three again.
21:53Yeah, you ready?
21:54One, two, three.
21:55Cup.
21:57No way!
21:58I know.
21:59How are you doing that?
22:00I don't know.
22:01It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
22:02No.
22:04Do you want the third one?
22:05Last one.
22:06Last one.
22:07Last one.
22:08Go, like, completely rogue.
22:10Think of a country.
22:11No, that's too obvious.
22:13Oh, OK.
22:13All right, OK, go for it.
22:14We'll go country.
22:15You got a country?
22:15I've got a country.
22:16Yeah?
22:17Rogue.
22:18OK.
22:18No more clues.
22:19Right, here we go.
22:20I'm going to close my eyes, OK?
22:22Ready?
22:22Yeah.
22:24One, two, three.
22:26Vatican City.
22:29This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
22:33Megan's back, Jane.
22:34I know.
22:35She's sort of getting ready for, like, kind of a mate coming round
22:39and she'll just sort of make sort of like a quiche
22:42and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
22:47But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
22:50It's very comforting.
22:51You had me at quiche.
22:52Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
22:56It has a great shape.
22:58I think this is the one.
23:00It's a great tree.
23:01You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
23:04Yes, there you go.
23:05No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
23:08When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within
23:12and on the border right on the outside.
23:14Sure you do.
23:14For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth,
23:21back, forth, all the way to the top.
23:23Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
23:25Leave it to pay.
23:26Yeah.
23:27And the same with ornaments.
23:28You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
23:31In one year, can I do it?
23:33Sure.
23:34You know I'm going to die before you.
23:35You can do it then.
23:37Sure.
23:38Yeah.
23:39Deal.
23:40With my next husband.
23:42That's a fun thought.
23:43How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
23:48A couple of weeks.
23:49Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
23:51The kids will just start calling him dad.
23:53Yeah.
23:57I don't know what Megan can teach.
23:59I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
24:01Is she actually doing this though?
24:04Well, I think that...
24:05Or is it like Blue Peter?
24:06I think...
24:06Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
24:07I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
24:10It's time to go.
24:16Festive rapping.
24:17Festive rapping.
24:18Excellent.
24:19I need to know how to do this.
24:20Oh, somebody at the door.
24:21Someone to do our rapping for us.
24:22It's Megan.
24:23Oh my God, can you imagine?
24:24I love having tone on tone.
24:29Tone on tone.
24:30Don't we all?
24:31I love having tone on tone.
24:33As well as a wax seal.
24:35Oh, wax seal.
24:37Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
24:38We should, yeah, just get a wax seal.
24:40We should get a family seal.
24:41Roll crest of it as well.
24:43Charles will be looking for that.
24:44It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
24:50Oh.
24:51I bet that's for Camilla, that.
24:52It's a Bayless and Harden gift set.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Probably a pumice stone.
24:56Yeah.
24:56Some of that.
24:57I can't wait for our last guest.
25:01Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
25:03Oh, oh.
25:04Now, usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
25:08Right.
25:09So she just goes through the cast.
25:11Or the crew.
25:12A bit like my podcast.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Yeah, yeah.
25:16All the traitors.
25:18Hello.
25:19Here he is.
25:20Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
25:25I'm very excited you're here.
25:26We're going to have some fun today.
25:27I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
25:32There was always this beet salad.
25:33Beets, is that right?
25:35Beetroot.
25:35Beetroot.
25:36Oh.
25:36Every Christmas.
25:37What do I say to you every Christmas?
25:39I could murder a beet salad.
25:40Every Christmas.
25:41It was beets.
25:42And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
25:47Okay.
25:48Yeah.
25:48Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
25:50Why are you chuckling, Megan?
25:52Why is it funny?
25:52So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
25:56Uh-oh.
25:57Beets.
25:57He would call them beetroot, as they say in England.
25:59What?
25:59He doesn't like beetroot.
26:00He does not like beetroot.
26:01It's Prince Harry.
26:02Okay.
26:03So can I show you one of my family favorites now?
26:05Yeah, go on.
26:06What we're going to have is a fallout.
26:09We're making gumbo, right?
26:10Yes, indeed.
26:11Oh, gumbo.
26:12That's very, like, soul food-y.
26:14So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
26:18Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
26:22No.
26:23Would you like to sing it for me?
26:24No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
26:27Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
26:29Smells like Christmas now.
26:31Hi, guys.
26:33There he is.
26:34There he is.
26:35Oh, there he is.
26:36Oh, he's here.
26:37Oh, my God.
26:38He's made an appearance.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:41He's holding on to his fringe.
26:43I smell gumbo.
26:43I was like, I literally, I was like, there's so much buzz around.
26:46He smells gumbo.
26:46I smell gumbo.
26:48Stop it.
26:49What?
26:50Do I need to do the voice?
26:51Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favourites, especially her mom's.
26:54Of course he says that.
26:56You know, especially her mom's, because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
27:01It is delicious.
27:03I'm not so sure it's as good as your mom's, but it's certainly close.
27:06Wow.
27:07Oh.
27:08Oh.
27:10This is the most he's ever been in it.
27:12Is it?
27:12Yeah, it's normally a sort of flyby.
27:15I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
27:17Yeah, he did.
27:17He smelt it.
27:19I smelt the gumbo.
27:21He said.
27:23Who has the time?
27:25Megan.
27:27Well, because she's only got two kids.
27:29Oh.
27:32Already becoming snobby with three.
27:35When we had to, we would have been able to do this.
27:38All the time in the world.
27:39Try having three, stupid.
27:41Lazy.
27:41This week, we watch Matthew's story.
27:53My name's Matthew Starkey.
27:54He's handsome.
27:55Oh, he's an handsome lad.
27:56Growing up, I would have been big into football.
27:59And sport has always been a big part of my life.
28:01I would have gone to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
28:04He's a normal dude, isn't he?
28:06Mm-hmm.
28:06I met Carrie through a date nap.
28:09It was during COVID.
28:11We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
28:16I think that's very romantic.
28:18Are you two?
28:18Yeah.
28:19Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful.
28:23And that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
28:26Sweet.
28:27Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
28:32Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
28:35Oh, no.
28:37Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
28:40And you would think that, wouldn't you?
28:42Yeah.
28:43I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
28:46My leg buckled underneath me.
28:48And I sort of fell to the ground.
28:50Oh, my God.
28:51Went to the hospital, got the scan,
28:54and I could tell the doctors and nurses
28:56were looking at me a little bit differently.
28:57Oh, you don't want that.
28:58That's not a good sign, is it?
29:00Got a call and was like, can you come in?
29:02Like, the doctors want to speak to you.
29:03And I was just like, right, OK.
29:06So the alarm bells were ringing?
29:07Yeah.
29:08Um, gave us the worst juice.
29:14Oh, God.
29:15Oh, my God.
29:21What was in his brain?
29:24I have basically a brain tumour,
29:26but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
29:33Two years to live.
29:35As the diagnosis got more and more assessed,
29:43the timeline became less.
29:46Oh.
29:46They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
29:49Oh.
29:50So it was a big sort of shock.
29:54Getting that kind of news at 32 years old...
29:57They're so sick because your loved ones are just your absolute world,
30:02aren't they?
30:05Matthew was like, well, we want to get married,
30:08we want to do this,
30:08and he was just like, do it all now,
30:10because you don't know what's out of you.
30:14Do you know what?
30:14Fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits,
30:18do you know what I mean?
30:19And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
30:21They're rushing to condense all their life plans down
30:23into a short time now, aren't they?
30:25Yeah.
30:26You all right?
30:27Yeah.
30:34Oh, wow.
30:35I imagine it was a very emotional day.
30:37Mm-hmm.
30:39Good.
30:39I've already made it to the wedding.
30:44It was just a day of positive love.
30:48The energy in the room, I just kept saying,
30:51if you could bottle this up,
30:52you could sell it for millions.
30:54That would have been a bit of sweet affair,
30:55and, uh, yeah.
30:56It just was a day of celebration.
30:59So I'd like to start this speech
31:00by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
31:03Yeah!
31:04Oh.
31:06Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is,
31:08and thank you for just being you.
31:13Look at the way she looks at him.
31:15I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home
31:22and just start married life with Carrie in our house
31:25and just get through it together.
31:28Live life together as long as you can.
31:35Oh, God.
31:36Oh, no.
31:37Oh, no, don't tell me.
31:42Six weeks.
31:43Six weeks.
31:43Oh, my God.
31:53At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
31:57Your dad had a married man.
31:58Yeah.
31:59I'm so glad you've managed to find love
32:01and they'd get all to celebrate each other.
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32:48In Hampshire...
32:49What do you want for Christmas?
32:50I would like pyjamas because I'm full of fun these days.
32:54Yeah.
32:55Josh and his wife, Tamsin.
32:57You used to do this really annoying thing
33:00which, for the month leading up to Christmas,
33:02just buy everything that you wanted.
33:04Because it was all on sale.
33:05I know, but you were also like,
33:06oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
33:07What do I want?
33:08Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
33:09And I'd see all these packages being like,
33:11oh, that's what I was going to get.
33:12Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
33:13Because I also look at, see, all the things you might need.
33:16And then I just have nothing for you.
33:17Well, lucky for you,
33:17I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
33:20No.
33:21Because I'm not buying things anymore.
33:23That's my new thing.
33:24So I'll give your pyjamas away.
33:26No, the pyjamas I do need.
33:28On Tuesday night,
33:30James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery+.
33:34Tim-tim.
33:37There it is.
33:38Cheers.
33:39You like porching in your shed, mate, don't you?
33:41Yeah.
33:42I think every man likes porching, doesn't he?
33:45Like that?
33:45You ought to put your bed out there.
33:47Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
33:49Huh?
33:52Shedload of Ideas.
33:53I'd appreciate that title.
33:56Yeah.
33:56I used to have a shed in the house that we were at.
33:59Yeah.
33:59And I used to love it when it rained.
34:00Because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
34:02And sit in it.
34:03And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
34:06Oh, that's nice.
34:07The sound of rain was gorgeous.
34:07And just listen to it.
34:08And just be like, oh, this is nice.
34:10Yeah.
34:10I love it when it rains outside.
34:11And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
34:13What are you doing?
34:13Just having five minutes.
34:15It's not easy running a pub, you know, what with business rates, the cost of thatching.
34:20He runs a pub as well.
34:21Oh, yeah, he does.
34:22He runs a pub, don't they?
34:23Oh, they all run pubs, don't they?
34:24And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
34:30Oh, poor James.
34:31He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
34:34Prawn cocktail, mate.
34:35Yeah, that's good.
34:36I love pro cocktail.
34:37Yeah.
34:37Roast chicken.
34:39Take over?
34:39Roast chicken crisps.
34:40Yeah.
34:40We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
34:44There's none in there.
34:45Yeah.
34:46It's just all full of air.
34:47You're basically buying air.
34:49But what if you get halfway down the bag and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
34:52I fancy salt and vinegar.
34:55This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
34:57Oh, no, no.
34:58You don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
35:01This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
35:02Oh, my God, this is awful.
35:03Mixing your flavours.
35:04Me and Ben like doing this.
35:05If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
35:11and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
35:15Who has a crisp night?
35:18You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
35:24Uh-huh.
35:24So what's he going to do?
35:25So you pick to crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one.
35:29You spray it on.
35:31Oh, James.
35:32Right.
35:33No.
35:33So now he's got a soggy crisp.
35:35Yeah.
35:36Oh, stop it.
35:37I don't hate it.
35:38I don't hate it.
35:41Every crisp could be different.
35:43I don't trust the British public to do anything.
35:45Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crisps.
35:47That's so weird.
35:49Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
35:53Spam.
35:54Spam?
35:55What spam?
35:56Luncheon meat.
35:57Right.
35:57I had spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
36:00Did you?
36:01Spam and egg sarnie.
36:02Yeah.
36:02I nearly got a spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
36:07Anchovies.
36:08Anchovy crisps.
36:09Fuck off.
36:10Spam and anchovy.
36:11No one is buying that, James May.
36:13You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
36:15Right.
36:16There's the cubed spam.
36:18You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
36:20I have, yes.
36:20Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
36:24He's going to change it so it can be in one of those atomizers.
36:28That's his ultimate goal.
36:29I was always like liquid spam.
36:30I guess so.
36:31Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
36:34Oh, yes.
36:36Oh, God.
36:37Oh, no.
36:38You're adding salt to spam and anchovies?
36:39I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
36:45Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
36:50Could be the last time, James.
36:53God.
36:54Is this what men do in man caves?
36:56No.
36:57Oh, and, and?
37:02Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
37:03Just because he has to.
37:07Oh, it works.
37:09So he doesn't say that it's good, he just says it works.
37:11It works.
37:13Look, it tastes of shit.
37:15It works.
37:15The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
37:20I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
37:23No, it very much solidifies my,
37:25I don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
37:28Store it here first.
37:30And last.
37:30And last.
37:31And never again.
37:34I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation, spraying your crisps.
37:37In Wiltshire.
37:41You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
37:46And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
37:49Giles and his wife, Mary.
37:52Teasing.
37:52I don't want you to touch me.
37:54I want nothing further to do with you.
37:57I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
38:00Now.
38:01Stop it.
38:02Christmas spirit.
38:03It's not Christmas.
38:04This is Christmas spirit.
38:05Stop it.
38:08It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
38:10I don't want you to tell me that there were...
38:12Ding, dong, merrily on high.
38:14This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
38:22Boom.
38:23Pedders.
38:25Dropper Bailey's.
38:27Sound of Music.
38:29What a combo.
38:30What a combo.
38:31Never seen it.
38:32Really?
38:32Yeah.
38:33What's it about?
38:34Bob Numb.
38:35Actually, Rich T.
38:36Screw that.
38:36Yeah, Rich T.
38:37Classic.
38:37What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
38:40Julie.
38:42And that.
38:43Julie Andrews.
38:43So Judy and Julie were in this.
38:52Rodgers and Hamsterers.
38:57This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
39:00Yes, you're very sentimental.
39:02I just have to think of it.
39:04Just have to think of it.
39:05It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
39:07Yes.
39:09It reminds me of when people were nice.
39:11Steady.
39:12Steady, Nutty.
39:13Steady.
39:14What you have to do.
39:16Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
39:18But they're still nice, Mary.
39:20They're all watching video nasties now.
39:22They're not all watching.
39:28She gets taut belly.
39:30Yeah, she does.
39:31Well, she should.
39:32She should.
39:35I've never seen this.
39:37That's insane.
39:38Oh.
39:38Oh, it's just joyous.
39:44Oh, spin.
39:46Spin, Julie.
39:49The hills are alive.
39:53Could you not?
39:54I don't know that I can resist.
39:57Right.
39:57With songs they have sung for a thousand years, my heart wants to sing every song.
40:08I hate musicals.
40:09I hate musicals.
40:09It's so.
40:12Do you know there's your favorite thing?
40:13There's singing kids.
40:14Oh, God.
40:15Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
40:18With the sound of music.
40:21I literally can't watch this without smiling.
40:24No, it's a very, very fun film.
40:26I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
40:29Sing once more.
40:40All right, show off.
40:42They don't make films like this anymore.
40:44Thank God.
40:45Thank God for that.
40:46Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids.
40:49Lisa.
40:50Fredrick.
40:53Louisa.
40:54Pedro.
40:57Die.
40:58We found ourselves at a fancy party.
41:03He looks a bit like David Cameron.
41:05Ladies and gentlemen.
41:06Oh, the elegance and the days before junk food, everyone slim and exquisite.
41:13The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
41:17Oh, how charming.
41:18Oh, I like this one.
41:19Oh, I know, too.
41:20This is where they come down the stage, isn't it?
41:22Yeah, yeah.
41:22Huh?
41:24Oh, what is this surprise?
41:30Oh, great.
41:31Time for the children to perform.
41:33Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
41:35Yeah, that would be the EastEnders version.
41:39There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall and the bells in the steeple, too.
41:47And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo.
41:53Are you so moved?
41:54Poor kids.
41:55Cuckoo.
41:57Cuckoo.
41:57Cuckoo.
41:58But family they come call us to say goodbye.
42:01Cuckoo.
42:03Cuckoo.
42:04You'll recognize this.
42:09Here we go.
42:10So long.
42:11Farewell.
42:12Auf Wiedersehen.
42:13Goodbye.
42:14I hate to go and leave this pretty side.
42:21Each one goes.
42:26Oh, I see.
42:27Auf Wiedersehen.
42:28Adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu.
42:31To you and you and you and you.
42:32Okay, he knew that part.
42:33Yeah.
42:37Who are they saying goodbye to?
42:38Just the adults.
42:39This is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bed.
42:42Yeah.
42:43To get another ten minutes.
42:44Yeah.
42:45He's burst into song and dance.
42:48So long.
42:49Farewell.
42:50I'll be the same goodbye.
42:52Just go to sleep.
42:53Go to sleep.
42:54And leave a sigh and say goodbye.
42:56Goodbye.
42:58Wow, you had a beautiful high note there.
43:01So long.
43:02So long.
43:03Goodbye.
43:03I can't.
43:05I'm going to get a snack.
43:10This is the best bit, though.
43:12Has done, has done.
43:17She's scratching her arse up the stairs.
43:19Oh, my God.
43:19Now the little one's singing.
43:21Yeah, but she's really cute.
43:23Yeah, that helps.
43:24Isn't that lovely?
43:32Mercifully.
43:33Please tell me there's not more.
43:35OK.
43:35No more kids, right?
43:37I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this,
43:39because you know what'll be coming next, don't you?
43:40Oh, God, yeah.
43:41Full performance every night.
43:44Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
43:46It's bad enough as it is.
43:47Giving it cuckoo, cuckoo.
43:49Go to bed!
43:50Go to bed!
43:54In a perfect world
43:58In a perfect world
44:01Sing it out
44:04In a perfect world
44:10In a perfect world
44:14In a perfect, perfect world
44:19Out of a perfect world
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