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00:00you've changed in a good way in a good
00:07way we can't compete with glow bronze
00:09if they're offering a BOGO so just cut
00:12off their supply you've owe me some peace
00:16Terry I like to take care of those who
00:18take care of me there's an issue the
00:22issue are you gonna have to take a drug
00:23test have three consequences what kind of
00:27consequences you will hand over your
00:30territory the casino you found something
00:34yes I did there's an opportunity for me
00:39it's outside of all of this you're not
00:42going anywhere
00:57from across the state now you want a
01:02piece this is who you are who you want
01:05to be it's so sweet
01:08see money go I get the bread no butter
01:11dough I spray clips that's not a flow like
01:13you get money bro that's all the time you
01:16you see the name that's done the size
01:17that's 24 like kofi bryan cause 24
01:19we on the grind
01:20real big dinner from the ramble way
01:22so you had to get it rip and flip it
01:24that's my day today why you trippin' on me
01:27for the culture ain't never change
01:28I lean and I rock with it snap my fingers in your face
01:31give me my bag bitch you know I ain't come to play
01:34even if you hate me now your uncle's gonna
01:42rob this wife
01:43Look for the money, die for the money
02:03Who loves the sun?
02:07Who cares that it makes plants grow?
02:11Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:18Who loves the wind?
02:22Who cares that it makes breezes?
02:26Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:31Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:34Who loves the sun?
02:38Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:41Who loves the sun?
02:45Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:48Congratulations! You did it!
02:50We really did!
02:51Let's celebrate!
02:52Oh, I would have brought you one, but we did all the work.
02:57You could have just brought a normal size one.
03:00I sure could have.
03:01So, let's talk expansion.
03:03How quickly can we have transform on shelves nationwide?
03:06Yeah, about that.
03:07No need to panic.
03:09Okay, Dan, by phrasing it that way, you are kind of invoking panic.
03:13Like I said, the last couple of weeks there's been some changes on the exec side here at Canis Galore.
03:20What do you mean?
03:21It means that the new VP of retail, not me, didn't get it, he doesn't rubber stamp new deals that he hasn't personally reviewed.
03:31Sure, okay. What kind of delay are we talking?
03:33Oh, not long. Three, six months.
03:35Six months, Henley?
03:37Yeah, no, I get your frustration.
03:39Do you, Henley? You do?
03:41You said that if we sold enough spray tan, we'd go national.
03:45You looked us in the eye and you swore an oath on the lives of your three children, man.
03:50I don't think I did that.
03:51I think you did.
03:52Okay, this VP, can we meet him?
03:54Well, let's give him some time to settle in and I'll schedule a sit down in the next few weeks.
04:00We don't really have a few weeks.
04:02Our financial situation is grim.
04:05Yeah, can we talk to him sooner?
04:07Well, I'm having dinner with him tonight, but so I can put in a good word and maybe get you in earlier.
04:12Tonight, you say?
04:13That wasn't an invite.
04:14Look, if we succeed, you succeed, right?
04:17Well, sure.
04:20So help us help you.
04:22And Henley, even if you don't invite us, we're gonna find out where you're having dinner and we're gonna show up anyway.
04:30Okay, fine. 7pm sharp.
04:35And just try to look the part.
04:38That's my man right there.
04:39All right.
04:40Send us the details.
04:41Let's go.
04:42Oh, Martin, Martin, stick around.
04:44Weird.
04:47What's that?
04:48So, um, the new VP, he's tricky.
04:52He's hard to please.
04:54And he's not planning on approving many new deals.
04:57So if you want tonight to go your way, things need to go perfectly.
05:02Oh, we get it.
05:03What I mean is, it might be wise for Vicki to sit this one out.
05:11Look, Vicki is half the company.
05:13Can't tell her to stay at home.
05:16You know what?
05:17Don't you worry.
05:18Yeah, I can manage her.
05:20Hey, you're driving, right?
05:22So I can have yours?
05:24Yay!
05:25She likes champagne.
05:28You're married, right?
05:31Yes.
05:32Yes.
05:33And your wife is discerning and different to your sister.
05:40Very much so.
05:42Bring her along.
05:43She might dilute Vicki.
05:45You know, keep things level.
05:46Okay.
05:47Martin, I'm rooting for you.
05:51So, you know, this is your shot.
05:55Henley really said I shouldn't come.
05:57I literally thought that guy loved me.
05:59I told him that you have to be there.
06:01Yeah, no, she didn't have to be there.
06:03And I'm going to prove him so wrong.
06:05Please don't start any trouble.
06:06No, no, it's going to be fine.
06:07In fact, I am going to behave so properly, act with so much decorum that Henley's going
06:12to fucking choke on my good fucking manners.
06:14Okay.
06:15Well, sounds great.
06:16I'm still going to bring joy since Henley thinks it'll help.
06:19Okay?
06:20Hey.
06:21We have a problem.
06:22Okay, so he hasn't destroyed any evidence.
06:38No clandestine meetings with shady figures.
06:40No uncontrollable weeping of religious sites.
06:42Nothing to suggest he's feeling guilty.
06:44So, how's he been acting?
06:46He's still trying to win me back, so...
06:49Nice.
06:50Attentive.
06:51You think he knows something's up?
06:53No, but...
06:54It's getting hard.
06:56Pretending like everything's normal.
06:58You sure you want to keep doing this?
07:00I need to know if he was involved.
07:03You really think he could be capable of murder?
07:06I don't know, but...
07:09He is different.
07:10Feed him into a crock different?
07:12Obviously, being extorted the night Cash died looks bad, but...
07:19It doesn't prove he's a murderer.
07:21True.
07:22But it does put him on a short list of suspects.
07:24Still, there's no evidence.
07:26Maybe we should go back to the beginning.
07:29It's possible we missed something along the way.
07:32Okay.
07:33For me, it all started when that crock went boom.
07:35I was speaking of.
07:37Check this out.
07:38What?
07:39Nice hat.
07:40I should sell these.
07:41Yeah, I'll take one.
07:42Okay.
07:44What would cause that kind of explosion?
07:47I googled, do crocks spontaneously combust?
07:50They don't.
07:51But maybe that's where we should start.
07:53Good.
07:54Good.
08:23What's that?
08:28Losing the casino was a tough break.
08:31It's not easy to replace that revenue.
08:33No shit.
08:34So I've been trying to find alternative ways to put some cash in your pocket.
08:38I spoke to these real estate people.
08:40They reckon the value of this place has skyrocketed over the years.
08:43You could sell.
08:44You could walk away, retire, do whatever you want.
08:47Holy fuck.
08:49Someone would actually pay that much for a fucking kid thing park.
08:53Not the park, Moans.
08:54The land.
08:55To do what?
08:56Develop it.
08:57Develop how?
08:58They said into townhouses.
09:00Townhouses?
09:01Yeah, like nice ones.
09:02Three stories, community pickleball court.
09:04What the fuck is pickleball?
09:07You know, when me and Keshe were kids, we didn't have a lot of supervision at the foster house.
09:12Climb over the fence, sneak in here most days.
09:15And when we got enough cash, we bought the place, made it ours.
09:19Yeah, Moans, I know.
09:21The cash is gone.
09:24This is the only home Keshe and I have ever known.
09:28So you tell your guy and his pickleballs to get fucked.
09:32Cause I ain't selling.
09:35Besides, we've got the perfect replacement for the casino.
09:40Yeah, this has everything we need.
09:51Degenerate gamblers that we can target for high interest loans.
09:57They're pocketed whales that we can extort for their winnings.
10:02It's not quite the income bracket we're used to.
10:11Yeah Moans, the guys who come here are pretty run dry.
10:14Yeah, and I'm a dog person.
10:16This place is pretty hard to stomach.
10:22Listen, we're going to have a meeting with the owner about partnering.
10:27No more negativity.
10:31This place is perfect.
10:33I've got to get this thing steamed.
10:46Hey, do you have a needle and thread?
10:47These are starting to fray in the crotch.
10:49Oh no, please don't tell me you're wearing those tonight.
10:52These are my lucky jeans, Martin.
10:54Of course they're for tonight.
10:56Come on, don't you have anything a little more like CEO-y?
10:59You know, a pantsuit of some kind or a lady tux?
11:03My God, this is like Little Miss Indiana.
11:05Little Miss what?
11:07Remember that pageant mom would make me compete in?
11:09Oh yeah, yeah, where you bit one of the judges and got disqualified.
11:12Yeah, I do remember that.
11:14That was very bad.
11:15Yeah, I feel like you and Henley are trying to Little Miss Indiana me.
11:18Oh no, look, look.
11:20I'm not asking you to pretend to be someone you're not, alright?
11:23I'm just saying, put on something nice and act like you know what you're doing.
11:28Because you do.
11:30Thanks, bud.
11:31But keep your teeth to yourself.
11:33God, everybody always focuses on that.
11:35But I finished in the final round that year.
11:37Yeah, you did.
11:38Yeah, I did.
11:39Hey, Vic.
11:40What?
11:41You got this.
11:42I believe in you.
11:43Thanks.
11:58Oh shit.
11:59What?
12:00Fuck.
12:01Fuck.
12:02Fuck!
12:03Fuck!
12:04Fuck!
12:20Fuck!
12:21Fuck!
12:22Fuck!
12:23Tess?
12:31I need some pills.
12:32Wait, aren't you meant to be entering treatment in a few weeks?
12:35Yeah, I get it. I know. I know. I got it.
12:37No, no, no. Opiates take a while to clear your system, okay?
12:39If you're going to pass a piss test and enter the trials, you're going to...
12:42Yeah, I understand. I get it.
12:44Let's need some pills.
12:47Poor Hanks.
12:49I know this shit's really hard to kick, okay?
12:52But I would hate to see you waste your shot.
12:54Told you. I'm fine.
12:57I've got a plan.
13:06Well, as far as I'm concerned, the conventional banking system's a relic of the past anyway.
13:11Yeah, see, you get it, bro.
13:12You want to sell financial services to my customers, I say it's a free market.
13:16Oh, music to my ears.
13:18And the more money you loan these deadbeats, the more ends up in my pocket.
13:22Always heard you were a quick study.
13:25Problem is, what happens if one of your borrowers wins big?
13:31Yeah, well, see, we've got a fail-safe.
13:34My colleague here, Susie, she's an expert in putting people in compromising situations.
13:40Bit of a life-ruiner, are you?
13:42Huh? Not hard to see why.
13:43Yeah, the best.
13:45Never miss the target.
13:46So, if someone walks out of here with too much of my money...
13:50Well, we just bring it all the way back to you, Brock.
13:52Bar your cut.
13:54Which is...
13:56How much?
13:57We take 80% of the extortion revenue.
13:59I heard that you were having a bit of trouble with the casino.
14:08The word is, the syndicate's giving it to Skinner.
14:15Is that what you heard?
14:18No, I gave it away.
14:21Place was past its prime.
14:22Either way, it seems like the options for your skill set are rather limited.
14:31Excuse me?
14:33Well, what I'm trying to say is that maybe we can negotiate that percentage.
14:4270.
14:4350?
14:4460.
14:4550? You know it's fair.
14:4651.
14:48Or I walk.
14:48Here's to a fruitful partnership.
14:57And fuck the casino.
15:05It's all there.
15:07You can trust me.
15:08Yeah, yeah, I'll be the better judge of that.
15:12Mate, I wouldn't mess you around.
15:15Not after the last couple of weeks you've had.
15:18What the fuck does that mean?
15:20Nothing.
15:21Nothing.
15:22No, no, no.
15:23Go on.
15:25Tell me about the last couple of weeks I've had.
15:28Just the thing with Moni.
15:31What thing?
15:35Branding.
15:36Who the fuck told you about that?
15:37I don't know who told me initially, but I thought...
15:39Fucking tell me!
15:40Jeffers, Lefty, Dondon.
15:45And then Big Rod, he was saying that if you want to be careful, it doesn't turn into an infection.
15:50He's done a first aid accreditation.
15:52He's fully ticketed.
15:53But no one thinks any less of you based on any of that.
15:56Less of me?
15:57No.
15:57Who the fuck's saying that?
15:58No one.
15:59Wombat said it.
16:03And Steve, but the other Steve, he's back in town.
16:07He said something.
16:08Is that rhetorical what you just did?
16:10I don't know.
16:10I can't tell.
16:11I don't have those nuances.
16:13I feel like I should go.
16:15And your father was an inspiration to many of us.
16:18Joyce!
16:28Martin?
16:32What are you doing here?
16:34I know this is your workplace.
16:35It's just, well, first for you, milady.
16:39Thanks.
16:40So, look, Vicki and I have this dinner tonight.
16:43It's a transform thing with this VP at Chemist Galore.
16:46And I realize this is last minute, but I was hoping you might be able to join.
16:52Oh.
16:53I know, talking spray tan, very boring stuff.
16:56But having you there for support would, it would mean a lot to me.
17:00You wouldn't have to do anything.
17:02Just sit there and be charming and laugh at all my jokes, obviously.
17:09Yeah, I, I can't.
17:12Oh.
17:12Oh, okay.
17:14Yeah, I've got a work thing.
17:16Yeah, I mean, is there any way that you can get out of it?
17:20Pretty please, please, please.
17:23Yeah, I wish, but, um, my boss, you know?
17:26Yeah.
17:30Well, I get it.
17:31I mean, totally, totally fine.
17:33Yeah.
17:33Yeah, sorry.
17:34Another night?
17:35For sure.
17:36For sure.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Okay.
17:38Uh, but, like, we're, we're okay, right?
17:43Yeah.
17:44Yeah, of course.
17:46Okay.
17:47Cool.
17:47Yeah.
17:49But, um, good luck.
17:51You're gonna be great.
17:54Thanks.
17:54All right.
18:13Gotta make some money?
18:14Oh, that, that is the cleanest piss this side of Southern Sydney, Gary.
18:22That is so clean.
18:23You could drink that.
18:24No, not, not that I've drank my piss, yeah?
18:27I mean, come, I mean, we all thought about it, yeah?
18:32All done.
18:32A bit dehydrated, Beno.
18:36Oh, yeah, thanks, mate.
18:37Yeah, that's a lot of crunches this morning.
18:40Yeah, lid.
18:43Um, just hold still.
18:47Still?
18:48I got it.
18:48Stop, you're gonna fucking spill it everywhere.
18:49I fucking got it, mate.
18:50I got it.
18:53Shit.
18:55Okay, just, like, give me 20 minutes, and then I'll be good to go again, yeah?
18:59Just...
19:00Oh, no, Terry.
19:10Terry, no, you're not gonna...
19:12Hey, Terry, look at me.
19:14Terry, you're better than that, yeah?
19:17Mate.
19:19Think of your kid.
19:20Oh, God.
19:30Oh, God.
19:39Yeah.
19:40That shit.
19:44What?
19:45Joyce can't come tonight.
19:47Ooh, lost your Vicki buffer. Bummer.
19:49What are you gonna do?
19:50She wasn't a buffer. Look, you're right.
19:52We'll be fine, all right?
19:54So how's the whole pantsuit search going?
19:57Bad. Weird.
19:59Everything looks bad and weird.
20:00Ugh, God.
20:02How is this so expensive and so itchy?
20:04You know what? I'm just gonna...
20:06I'm just gonna wear my jeans.
20:07Seriously?
20:08Do not make this my fault, Martin.
20:11Vicki, our entire future is riding on this meeting.
20:14Can you please just work with me?
20:16You know what? I love you. I'm leaving.
20:17I'll see you soon. Bye.
20:18Vicki, we're just...
20:20God damn it.
20:44Ugh.
20:47Ah, fuck it.
21:01Hello?
21:02Hey, are you busy tonight?
21:05Why?
21:07I need a date.
21:09A date?
21:10Not like that.
21:12Not like what?
21:13Not like romantic.
21:15Right.
21:16Well, now you've hooked me.
21:18Sorry. Look, I have a dinner night with this important buyer.
21:22And I know this is gonna sound ridiculous, but I need someone to, uh...
21:27Well, to pretend to be my wife.
21:30Don't you have a wife, Martin?
21:33She's unavailable.
21:35Right.
21:36Right.
21:37So you thought...
21:39That you, being someone who's used to playing a part, wouldn't...
21:43Because I'm a con woman.
21:44No.
21:45No, no, no, no.
21:46I mean, look, and I think you would even admit this, that your skills in this area might be pretty beneficial.
21:54I guess I do owe you for the business plan advice.
21:58Not to mention the whole blackmail that ruined my life thing.
22:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that.
22:05Mmm.
22:07What time?
22:08Yes.
22:10Okay. No, no, no.
22:13Hey, babes. What's the occasion?
22:15Oh, thanks. No, I'm actually, I'm done here.
22:17Oh, wedding?
22:18Funeral.
22:20Funeral?
22:21Well, you looked really sad.
22:23I'm going to a business dinner.
22:27Oh, business dinner.
22:29What's the vibe?
22:30The only instruction I've been given is to refrain from being me, which, you know, makes me want to fucking kill myself.
22:37Oh, spooky.
22:40Look, lucky for you, fixing this up, it's my specialty.
22:43Okay.
22:44Yeah, so...
22:45And don't kill yourself.
22:46Okay.
22:47Okay.
22:48I see.
22:49I see.
22:50up again.
22:54Get me behind, get me behind!
22:58Go ahead!
22:59Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!
23:00Tez?
23:01What's going on?
23:02Can you hold on, Lewis please?
23:06You know there are people who can help you detox?
23:11Professionals.
23:15How long?
23:1724 hours.
23:33Remember, play by the rules.
23:35Yeah, I'm all zipped up and corporate ready. You don't have to worry about me.
23:41So she's supposed to be here.
23:43Honestly, it might be for the best.
23:46Having your extortionist cosplay as your wife is cool, but trust me, it can backfire.
23:52Hey, we're gonna be okay. We've come this far.
23:56Yes.
23:57Can we buy it?
23:58Yes.
23:59Can we buy it?
24:00Yes.
24:01Oh, yes.
24:02So, um, Martin and Vicky Marvin, this is Lachlan Jennings, chemist galore's VP of retail, and his lovely wife, Gloria.
24:15Hi, it's great to meet you.
24:17Good evening to you, both.
24:21Hi.
24:22Um.
24:24Right.
24:26Are we expecting anyone else?
24:28Sorry, my wife, she was, you know.
24:30Wouldn't miss it for the world.
24:31Hi, darling.
24:33Sorry, that was traffic.
24:35Hello, I'm Joyce.
24:37Lachlan Jennings.
24:38This is my wife, Gloria.
24:39Hi, Gloria.
24:40Hello.
24:41What a cute couple.
24:42How did you two meet?
24:45How did we meet?
24:47Uh, well, it's a funny story.
24:49It's an interesting and funny story.
24:51We met at a convention.
24:53I made the first move, dragged into a wine bar, then a bottle of Pinot, and before I knew it, I trapped in.
24:59Forever.
25:01It's romantic, isn't it?
25:04What about you two?
25:05I'm sure there's a great story there.
25:07Oh, no, no, no.
25:08It's not a very interesting story.
25:10Come on.
25:11Come on, Gloria.
25:12We're all friends.
25:14Um, well, we were colleagues, uh, working on a project that required a lot of travel.
25:20And so, after a few international flights, we fell in love.
25:24And, um, yeah, a few months later, he proposed.
25:28Aw, that's a cute story.
25:29Aw.
25:31Yeah, but what I'd love to know is why Henley here was so insistent
25:34that I meet with you two.
25:36Ah, yes.
25:37Um, Mr. Jennings, uh, my brother Martin and I have spent the past year building our spray tan startup
25:42into a successful business.
25:44Over our trial period with your company, we have not only reached our sales goals,
25:48we have surpassed them.
25:49Despite facing normal hurdles of a small business, we feel ready and confident
25:55to become long-term partners with Chemiskalore.
25:58Ah.
25:59Well, that's interesting.
26:00Isn't it?
26:01Yeah.
26:02Yeah.
26:03And what differentiates Tan's form from every other spray tan on the market is the Makai Berry, right?
26:10It's anti-aging elements, sets us apart from the rest of the industry, gives us a compelling USP,
26:17and has proven to have a loyal and growing customer base.
26:20That's right.
26:21Right.
26:23But from what Henley's told me, it sounds like your sales have been assisted by some...
26:29Unique events?
26:31Well, you know, there are always external factors, right?
26:35We just try to navigate the path that's laid right in front of us.
26:39Yeah.
26:40Of course.
26:41But didn't one of your biggest competitors lose, like, a week's worth of stock from a vandalism incident?
26:47Right.
26:48Uh, well, Glow Bronze was already on the back foot, uh, threatened by us, actually, and had to resort to a BOGO.
26:54Kind of sad.
26:55Pathetic, really.
26:56Uh, you know, respectfully speaking.
27:00Mm.
27:01Um, why don't you tell them about the plane?
27:04The plane.
27:05The plane.
27:06Yeah, the plane.
27:07Thanks.
27:08Uh, yeah, you know, a creative viral marketing stunt that resulted in a significant sales boost.
27:14Uh-huh.
27:16Oh, you mean the crash?
27:17Oh, you know, we think of it as a demand-generating non-fatal ocean landing, you know?
27:24Yeah.
27:25Kind of beautiful, actually.
27:26Right?
27:27Yeah, beautiful.
27:28Beautiful, if you think about it.
27:30Maybe we should get some wine.
27:33Yeah.
27:34Yes.
27:35We love you.
27:36And I'll be right back.
27:37Excuse me.
27:38Yeah.
27:40Okay.
27:42He'll be right back.
27:43He'll be right back.
27:44He'll be right back.
27:46You okay?
28:14Yeah, I'm fine.
28:16Just need a little reset.
28:18He's not giving me very much.
28:20I know his time.
28:23His biggest fear is losing his place at the top of the food chain.
28:27That's why what I do works.
28:29Guys like that, they only think about what they have to lose.
28:31So you, you have to show him what he has to gain.
28:35Yeah, I'm trying.
28:37Not the business, Ma.
28:39You.
28:40You know, most people would have broken under Moni's interrogation, but you didn't.
28:44If you can survive that, you can survive anything.
28:48Show him who you are.
28:51Ah.
29:02Delicious.
29:03Vino.
29:04This one's from the Margaret River.
29:06Margaret River.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Oof.
29:09In my opinion, one of the better rivers, you know?
29:11And, oh.
29:14So, uh, Lachlan, can I ask you a question?
29:17Sure.
29:20So, what do you look for in a long-term retail prospect?
29:24Minimization of risk.
29:26Well, uh, interesting you say that because before we started Transform, I was actually a risk analyst at a small investment fund.
29:35So, I'd spend my days, like, studying data and predicting outcomes, making determinations.
29:40So, I get where you're coming from, right?
29:42We're small, unproven.
29:44You don't know what might happen.
29:46And there's certainty in saying no.
29:49But when you say no to everything, you miss out on a lot.
29:54Right?
29:55For example, if I had said no to go on this Transform adventure with Vicki, I'd still be a risk analyst.
30:02So, Lachlan, I understand the safe move here is to turn us down.
30:07But wouldn't you rather find out what happens when you take a journey down the uncertain road of yes?
30:18Why don't we order mines?
30:25Really good.
30:55And I said, I can't control who buys your fucking foot cream.
31:15So, he upends the entire table.
31:18Now.
31:19His sanctuary power and sweetens our book.
31:22So, Lachlan, listen, Martin.
31:28You hit your numbers.
31:32Your USP is good.
31:35But you are small and you are unproven.
31:38And the risk-taking speech was, you know, yeah, it was relatable.
31:41But I didn't get to my position by gambling on unknowns.
31:45So, I'm afraid the answer is no.
31:54I wish you guys good luck, both of you.
31:56Mm-hmm.
31:58Thank God.
32:00Thank God this is over.
32:02Woo!
32:04That river wine fucks.
32:11Oh, God.
32:13I didn't want to wear this.
32:14But I had to project the right image, right?
32:19Oh, my God.
32:20I'm so glad I did that.
32:22For what?
32:23Can we go now?
32:25I want to go.
32:27Lachlan, I think that what Vicki is trying to say is that sometimes we change who we are because we feel that it's necessary to represent ourselves in a different way.
32:47Yeah.
32:48Right?
32:49To prove to someone else that we're what they want.
32:52Like earlier, I told you, oh, I'm a risk-taker.
32:55But you know what?
32:56In truth, I'm also still the risk analyst.
32:59I'm just wearing a different outfit today.
33:02But if there's anything that this journey with Transform has taught me, it's that I can be more than one thing.
33:10Right?
33:11I'm a skincare company CEO, a product pitcher, a rebate distributor.
33:18I believe that with something as simple as a CODA spray tan, we can become a different version of ourselves.
33:26All right?
33:27Someone who's willing to do things they'd never even imagine.
33:30Right?
33:31Because at Tansform, we want to help people become whoever they want to be.
33:36Because no one should be limited to just being themselves.
33:51Good.
33:54I mean, I am wearing shapewear, tired enough to squeeze the arse out of an elephant because that's what you have to wear as a VP's wife, right?
34:03It's fine. Stop it.
34:04Do you know that we did not meet on a project?
34:06Don't.
34:07I was his secretary.
34:08Gloria.
34:09He got me pregnant.
34:10Oh, Lachlan, stop it.
34:12You put on this hard as nails, no feelings VP face.
34:16But do you know what he'll do as soon as we get home?
34:19The moment we get home, he's going to snuggle up with the cat.
34:22All right, we all need to wear a mask every now and then, otherwise the world would know how full of shit we all are.
34:30These two understand that.
34:41Cheers.
34:45I should melt down more often, huh?
34:47You absolutely should.
34:49Don't encourage her.
34:50Okay.
34:52So what was it like being Joyce?
34:53Oh, you don't have to answer.
34:54Yes.
34:55You know, not the worst.
34:56Not the worst.
34:57High bar.
34:58Yeah.
34:59It's like you said, it's nice to be someone else for the night sometimes.
35:03Okay.
35:04Peepee, Vicky.
35:05Gonna go peepee.
35:06Bye.
35:07So, what happens now with the company?
35:08Well, you know, you're getting into more stores and sell more product and grow.
35:24It's really great, Martin.
35:26Look, I could not have done it without you.
35:28Oh, come on.
35:29No, really.
35:30I mean, what you said to me in there?
35:32No one's ever said anything like that to me before.
35:35Oh.
35:36Well, I've never said anything like that to anyone, either.
35:41Yeah.
35:42Hmm.
35:43Okay.
35:44Well, I should...
35:46I should go.
35:47Well, thank you so much for tonight.
35:51Really.
35:52I mean, if the whole hotel thing doesn't work out, you've got a bright future in the spray-tune business.
36:01Ah.
36:02Well, I do go to a lot of beauty conventions.
36:07It might.
36:08Go ahead.
36:09Go ahead.
36:21All right.
36:22Give me the keys.
36:23I want to drive.
36:24Over my dead body.
36:26I'm not drunk.
36:27I don't think I'm getting...
36:28Maybe I am drunk.
36:29What?
36:30Yes.
36:31You're drunk.
36:32I don't think it even matters in this country.
36:39Hi, Susie.
36:40This is Phil from Western Sydney United Bank.
36:43Uh, look, we did have to go through your background check, and unfortunately, some issues have come up.
36:54Yeah, namely, a criminal record, and unfortunately, in this situation, you have been deemed too high risk.
37:02So, yeah, very sorry.
37:04Uh, we do thank you.
37:06How we doing?
37:07Yeah.
37:08Yeah.
37:09Yeah.
37:10Good.
37:11Good.
37:12How are we doing?
37:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:36Good, good.
37:37Yeah?
37:37Yeah.
37:37Well, I mean, today was mostly about acometizing.
37:40They're just familiarizing ourselves with the new environment.
37:44Yeah.
37:44The fuck does that mean?
37:47Well, Mone, it takes time developing leads.
37:49You could build, you can't tell.
37:51How many gamblers took out a line?
37:54Well, I mean, numbers-wise, it's a little skewed in a short term.
37:57I don't think it's a...
37:58I don't think numbers is the clear indicator to the progression that we're actually making.
38:02No, I mean, the future's long.
38:04Yeah, we don't need to discuss specificities about numbers.
38:07How many?
38:10None.
38:13Zero.
38:15That's accurate, um, numbers-wise.
38:18You two are fucking useless!
38:21And where the hell have you been?
38:23Extortion up.
38:25Finally, someone who knows how to earn.
38:28How much we're going to net?
38:30Ah, the shitbag's credit card was rejected.
38:33Turns out he was like seven months behind on child support, so there was nothing to extort.
38:36I spent fucking five hours with the brick.
38:38So you're fucking useless too, eh?
38:41Fuck, Moans.
38:42It was you who decided to go all in on a fucking dog track.
38:46The place is a shithole.
38:48The punters are too broke to pay for their drinks, let alone interest.
38:51The ones who win don't pocket enough cash to make blackmailing them even worth it.
38:54You know, if you really wanted to right this ship, you would sell Funtime and cash the fuck out.
39:06Come on.
39:06Talk to me like that again, and I will fucking kill you.
39:20And I'll kill that cunt dad of yours as well.
39:25Understand?
39:29Now fuck off.
39:30Where's the waitress?
39:57We should get, like, mimosas or something.
40:00A little hair of the dog action.
40:01I even smell alcohol.
40:03Barf.
40:04I'm good with coffee.
40:06Okay, so what's the plan today?
40:09Okay, once our advance from chemist color goes through, right?
40:12Mm-hmm.
40:12Stop by the bank.
40:13Mm-hmm.
40:14Pay back money because, you know, I think that, and maybe it's just me,
40:17but I think it'd be really nice to not have to go through life worrying about getting killed by gangsters all the time.
40:23Ugh, that sounds great.
40:25You know what?
40:25We are getting champagne.
40:27Hi.
40:30Guys, you're really supposed to go through the proper channels for these types of things?
40:35We understand, but this isn't specifically about the victim.
40:39It's about the crocodile.
40:40Oh.
40:42Well, most people aren't aware that dead animals found at crime scenes are normally handled by people like me.
40:48Yeah, they assume it's a different skill set entirely, but no, I do it all.
40:52Maybe that's a message we could help promote.
40:55In what sense?
40:57We occasionally do our profiles at the graph, reserved for only the most important local figures, like the medical examiner.
41:05I don't do this for the attention.
41:07Of course not, but can you help us?
41:11That's dependent on the information you're after.
41:13Obviously, you can't get into anything from the police report.
41:16Well, it's more of a curiosity, right, Nova?
41:19Yeah, I am somewhat of a reptile expert.
41:22Removal, care, wilderness return.
41:25Nova found the croc.
41:26I did, and I'm stumped how an animal like that explodes.
41:30Well, we found a plethora of man-made chemicals inside of it, a by-product of living near the city, and any one of them could cause an adverse reaction.
41:38But nothing specific?
41:40No, not that I can recall.
41:43Well, actually, there was this one strange thing.
41:45We found traces of this berry.
41:47It's quite rare, not local.
41:49What kind of berry?
41:50Oh, it was the...
41:53Let me see.
41:54It was...
41:55It was...
41:57It was...
41:59The makai berry.
42:00Yeah, makai berry.
42:03Anyway, do let me know about this profile thing.
42:06I do jujitsu.
42:07It'll be a fun angle.
42:09My train is always like, you know, you should go...
42:11Oh, that sounds good.
42:22Right, Jase?
42:26Yeah, great.
42:27Chemist, Gloria, just emailed our contract.
42:32Yes!
42:32Okay, read it to me.
42:34I want to know exactly how rich we are.
42:36All right, all right.
42:36Let's see.
42:37The terms and conditions therein require...
42:40Skip boring parts?
42:41Yeah, okay.
42:42All right, advance.
42:43Advance, okay.
42:44Advance.
42:45Come on.
42:46Advance, okay.
42:47Looks like we're being paid.
42:49Oh, fuck.
42:55Martin?
42:57Martin?
42:59Say it.
43:00What the fuck?
43:02This thing says we're not getting paid for three months.
43:07Okay.
43:09So then we would not have the money for Moni today.
43:13That's correct.
43:15Fuck.
43:16You two doing okay?
43:21Get the fuck out of here.
43:22Yep.
43:42Come on, Mary.
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