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00:00MUSIC
00:27Hello, I'm Romesh Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:36I love Christmas. My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Widdicombe and his dad, Tom.
00:47Clance to Metsu Mabusei and her mum, Dudu.
00:50And presenter, George Lamb and his dad, acting legend, Larry Lamb.
00:53And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas,
01:05but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry.
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests and she comes up with searching
01:13difficult questions like when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:18You should try adding spices. Mum, what is something you found out for us today
01:23about our guests? One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:35What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster of themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:42Who was it? Ah.
01:48So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:52My mum, it turned out. Yeah, exactly.
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one. Yeah. Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You. I love her. Will you give me one?
02:04Er, I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:07LAUGHTER
02:09Good luck tonight, everybody. Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:11APPLAUSE
02:14Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right
02:20in a particular category. Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:25Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer. But if you fall short,
02:30that money is split between the others instead. And to stop them influencing your bids,
02:34we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:37So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:48Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:51You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
03:00This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special. This says,
03:02Protect Larry Lamb, all costs. Five stars. It's nice, isn't it?
03:06I agree with that completely. Yeah, absolutely.
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:11I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:20Three stars? Yeah.
03:23That's not... You don't love someone and then give...
03:25I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about my voice.
03:27Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:31Yeah.
03:32This is from my stand-up special.
03:34Came for Ramesh, stayed for Shanthi. Five stars.
03:38Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:40Well done, Ramesh.
03:42Doodoo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:44Yes.
03:45Do you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:47Oh, no.
03:48No.
03:49LAUGHTER
03:50LAUGHTER
03:52LAUGHTER
03:54No, no, I get it, I get it.
03:55Why would you?
03:56I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly, though, is it?
03:58It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
04:00LAUGHTER
04:01He was great, though.
04:03LAUGHTER
04:04He was great.
04:05APPLAUSE
04:09He did a good job.
04:10Moxie gave me a nine.
04:12And it was sincere, it was like...
04:14I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:16No!
04:17LAUGHTER
04:19Josh, your face in that photo.
04:22It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:25LAUGHTER
04:27Just, I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:30Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:32Is that open?
04:34I used up my stand-up special, you should have watched it five stars.
04:36LAUGHTER
04:38OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:45Yeah, it's true.
04:47Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:49How many do you think Josh can get?
04:52I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:55Three, OK.
04:56Do-do, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
05:00I would...
05:01LAUGHTER
05:04Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:08Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:09Four, OK.
05:10Tom?
05:12Yeah, I'll go five.
05:13OK, nice.
05:15Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:17What do you think?
05:18I'm out.
05:19Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:33Hello, Josh.
05:33Hello, Romesh.
05:34OK, out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:38from their review on Letterboxd.
05:39You can give multiple guesses.
05:41Yeah.
05:42You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:45Cool. Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:4690 seconds, Josh, you've got five to get.
05:49Good luck, off you go.
05:52A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:55Home Alone.
05:56Four and a half stars, it's correct.
05:57Well done.
06:00Crap Actually, two stars.
06:01Love Actually.
06:03It is Love Actually.
06:05It's a wonderful movie, five stars.
06:07It's absolutely correct.
06:10Who has taken care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:13He has three stars. It is the holiday. Well done, you've scored once again.
06:17Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:19Three stars.
06:20The Santa Claus.
06:21It is the Santa Claus!
06:22Josh Riddick!
06:23Oh, my God!
06:25Come on!
06:26Yes, Josh!
06:27Yes!
06:28You scored five winning.
06:29Give it back for Josh!
06:38Josh, incredible work.
06:39Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:43It's up to you to decide.
06:45What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:47Home Alone.
06:49What about Love Actually?
06:50Love Actually, what is that?
06:54You know the film where Hugh Grant's the Prime Minister?
06:56I don't like Hugh Grant.
07:01Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:03It's very rude.
07:07He can be popular, but he should learn manners.
07:09Mum, Mum!
07:10It's for you as well.
07:12What?
07:13For me?
07:13For you as well.
07:14For me?
07:14LAUGHTER
07:15APPLAUSE
07:23Someone is standing up to him.
07:24Yes, Mummy!
07:25Thank you, darling.
07:27I love your dance.
07:31OK, Josh, Motsey and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:35MUSIC
07:41OK, this time your question is all about chocolate.
07:45Oh.
07:45Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:48The rule I use is if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:51Yeah.
07:51LAUGHTER
07:53What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar
07:55represented by the picture.
07:57For example, this one, Mum.
07:58What chocolate's that?
07:59Lion bar?
08:01Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:02Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just had to say what's...
08:04It's a big face.
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06Yeah.
08:06OK, parents, it's time to bid.
08:11Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:16How many do you think Motsey can get?
08:19Two.
08:20OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two.
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:23Five.
08:24Five!
08:25Oh, yeah!
08:26Come on!
08:30Tom.
08:32I'll go six.
08:33OK.
08:34Yay!
08:35Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:37No?
08:38I'm out.
08:38You're out.
08:39OK, fair enough.
08:41Larry.
08:42Seven.
08:43Oh, OK.
08:45I like this.
08:45OK, Tom, this is a battle now.
08:47I'm out.
08:48Oh.
08:48No!
08:49LAUGHTER
08:51So that means, playing for £700, it's George!
09:01Hello, George.
09:02How are you?
09:03I'm very well.
09:03How are you?
09:04I'm good.
09:04I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:07OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:10I like chocolate a lot.
09:11Yeah.
09:12But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:14Oh, God.
09:14When you said, looked at me and said, I like chocolate a lot, I felt something.
09:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:17LAUGHTER
09:18You might have great hair.
09:19You might have great hair, you might have great hair, you might have.
09:21Yeah.
09:22What I feel about is, I could be that chocolate, George.
09:27OK, so, your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:31OK.
09:32George, good luck to you.
09:33Off you go.
09:33You've got seven to get.
09:36What chocolate is this?
09:37Picnic.
09:37Is correct.
09:41Whisper.
09:41Whisper is correct.
09:44What's this one?
09:45Yorkie.
09:46Is correct.
09:48What's this one?
09:54Pass.
09:55What is that?
09:55OK, let's look at the next one.
09:57What's this one?
09:58Planet.
09:58No, that's planet.
09:59That's Earth.
10:00We don't have a bit.
10:00We don't have a chocolate called planet or Earth.
10:04Moon.
10:05Milky, uh, Milky Way.
10:08The moon.
10:09What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:12Well, I can't give you any options.
10:13I'd love to.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.
10:16It's a dime bar.
10:17Yes, correct.
10:18Yeah.
10:19OK, let's go to the next one.
10:21M&M.
10:22Four M&M's.
10:23M&M's.
10:24Yes.
10:26You've got two to get.
10:27What's this one?
10:28Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money.
10:33Pass if you want to look at the next one.
10:34Yeah, next one.
10:35OK, pass.
10:36Pass.
10:37What's this one?
10:39It's a bus going to South London.
10:44It's a red bus.
10:45Yeah.
10:45Big bus.
10:46It's a metro line by double decker.
10:49Yes!
10:49You've got one to go.
10:51You've got one to go.
10:52What is this?
10:53What are you looking at?
10:54Flake!
10:54Yes!
10:55You've got it!
10:56Yes!
10:57Wow!
10:58Happy, happy, happy.
10:59Congratulations, you squad to everybody.
11:00Some of you guys give it up for George!
11:03Oh, that was exhilarating.
11:09Larry, what did you think of George's performance there?
11:11Sweet.
11:11There's three questions you missed, George.
11:17Let's have a look.
11:18There's this one.
11:19Anybody got any ideas?
11:20Time out.
11:21It is time out, yeah.
11:22I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:25Let's have a look at the next one.
11:27That is Mars.
11:29Oh, no!
11:30Mars!
11:31Here we go.
11:34What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:37Okay, this one.
11:38This is a tough one.
11:39Anybody?
11:40Bouncy!
11:40Bouncy!
11:41Bouncy!
11:42There you go.
11:44Give it up for George, though.
11:45What a performance.
11:47All right, Mum, there's two questions in.
11:49What are the scores, please?
11:49And give it a bit of drama, a little bit of Christmas.
11:51Like drama, but how do you want me to say it?
11:55Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:57Like that?
11:57You got this, and you got that, and we're done.
12:01Good luck to you.
12:02Bouncy and Dudu.
12:03Yeah.
12:05Nothing at the moment, but you will get some more.
12:08OK, I'm sorry.
12:12Josh and Tom.
12:13Yeah.
12:14500 pounds.
12:18Wow, wow, wow.
12:19George and Larry, 700 pounds.
12:25Well done, guys.
12:25It's time for a break now.
12:26Remember, family is the greatest gift,
12:28unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:30See you in a bit.
12:31Welcome back to Parents Evening.
12:47Kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these questions.
12:50So once again, let's get set for our next one.
13:00This time, your question is all about board games.
13:03What you're going to have to do is name the board game from its official tagline.
13:07For example, skill game where you're the doctor.
13:11What board game is that?
13:13I haven't got a clue.
13:16OK, it's not.
13:17That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer.
13:19It's actually Operation.
13:21It's a great game.
13:21Slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times.
13:26Larry, do you think George will be any good at this?
13:28Yeah.
13:29Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:31Very.
13:31Very, OK, yeah.
13:32It gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:34You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:37I'm rubbish at it.
13:38Yeah, well, you don't know that every year you don't...
13:39You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:43So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:45Mum, I teach you every year.
13:47Every? Every year.
13:49I say to you, this is safe, play your own.
13:50I'm just going to watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it.
13:53Yeah.
13:54And then you go, should I put a two down?
13:56No, you can't put a two down!
13:58You cannot have me something I tell you!
13:59How can I not be like that?
14:02This is what I say, you should learn manners.
14:07It's very evening.
14:09Yeah.
14:10OK, parents, it is time to bid.
14:14When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:16LAUGHTER
14:17OK, Larry, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:20How many of these do you think George can get?
14:23Five.
14:25That is a great opening bid.
14:27Tom?
14:28Six.
14:30You!
14:30OK, Dudu, what do you think?
14:32You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more,
14:38so they say, so I'm going out.
14:41You're out?
14:42Out!
14:47That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:50Yeah.
14:51These gentlemen know my child can get more, so I'm out.
14:53LAUGHTER
14:57OK, Larry, it's six to beat.
14:59What do you think?
15:00Seven.
15:01Oh!
15:01LAUGHTER
15:03So, it's a bit of seven to beat.
15:09You seem quite stressed out.
15:09What's wrong?
15:11That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:12LAUGHTER
15:14LAUGHTER
15:15I'll go eight.
15:20LAUGHTER
15:21APPLAUSE
15:26This is...
15:27This is great gaming.
15:28OK, Larry.
15:29Tom has bit eight.
15:32Do you want to push him further?
15:37Nine.
15:43OK, Tom.
15:44I'm out.
15:47That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:00So, out of ten, your dad thinks you can name nine board games
16:03from their slogan.
16:04George, are you ready?
16:05I'm ready.
16:05OK, let's go.
16:06Good luck.
16:10The classic naval combat game.
16:14Battleship.
16:15Is correct!
16:18The frantic marble munching game.
16:20The hippos, the hungry hippos.
16:22Is correct, I'll accept that.
16:23Hungry, hungry hippos.
16:25The game of strategic conquest.
16:26Risk.
16:27Is correct!
16:30Every word counts.
16:31Scrabble.
16:31Is correct!
16:34The game of quick draw.
16:36I don't know.
16:38Pass.
16:38Pass, OK.
16:40Fast-dealing property trading game.
16:42Monopoly.
16:42Is correct!
16:45The original guessing game.
16:46Guess who?
16:47Is correct.
16:47I was trying.
16:49You've got three together.
16:49Your life, your way.
16:50Your life, your way.
16:55Nope.
16:55I don't know what that is.
16:56Pass.
16:57OK, next one.
16:58The classic barrel of laughs for all the farmers.
17:03I don't know.
17:03OK, do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:05OK, let's have a look at the next one.
17:07The saddle stacking game with a moody mule.
17:09Buckaroo.
17:11Ah!
17:12Buckaroo is correct!
17:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:15OK, we've got two together.
17:16The game of quick draw.
17:23Two left to get.
17:23That kind of thing.
17:24Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
17:25I don't know.
17:26What kind of draw is that?
17:27Well, I can give you nothing beyond that.
17:29What's the next one?
17:30The other one?
17:31Let's have a look at the next one.
17:33Your life, your way.
17:37Bad luck.
17:38You couldn't reach nine, which means the money's getting split
17:40between the others.
17:41Let's hear it for George!
17:42APPLAUSE
17:49Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get.
17:51The game of quick draw is Pictionary.
17:54Oh!
17:56Your life, your way.
17:57It's probably the toughest one.
17:58It's the game of life.
18:00And the last one, the classic barrel of laughs for all the family.
18:04Josh, got any idea?
18:05It's that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel.
18:08Yes.
18:09Pop-up pirate.
18:09Pop-up pirate.
18:10Wow.
18:11OK, Mum, could you give us a scores, please?
18:13Of course I can.
18:14A little bit of Christmas pizazz, please, if you don't mind.
18:16Motsi and Dudu, 450 pounds.
18:21Yay!
18:22Yee!
18:24George and Larry, 700 pounds.
18:30My God.
18:32George and Tom, 950 pounds.
18:36Oh, wow!
18:37So, basically, Motsi and Dudu, you benefited from Larry sort of getting overexcited with B.
18:45We're happy.
18:46We're happy about that.
18:47OK.
18:48From this point, you will not be given any clues, OK?
18:51Instead, you'll be given a category, and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category.
18:55Plus, every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds.
18:59Because there's nothing more Christmassy than suddenly everything being twice the price.
19:04So, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for the next question.
19:08Your next category is Christmas dinner.
19:19You have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon.
19:24By the way, just so you know, from this point on, if any of you say an answer before the game begins,
19:29it will be considered cheating, I'm afraid.
19:31In which case, the answer will be removed, and I'll take 100 pounds off your total.
19:34And I might take away 100 pounds if Josh says anything, because he really is bringing out my inner bully.
19:40Dudu, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is summer, because in summer, you stay outside, we do brides.
19:52And when I get here in Europe, Christmas was inside.
19:57It's cold.
19:58It's different, isn't it?
20:00I mean, that's a really nice way of saying Christmas here is shit.
20:02No.
20:04LAUGHTER
20:07Dudu, Motsi has not played yet, because your favourite phrase tonight has been, I'm out.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:14Do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:16Yes. Yes.
20:17OK, well, let's see.
20:18Parents, it's time to bid.
20:22When Mum tried this earlier, she scored five.
20:24APPLAUSE
20:32OK, it's not that much of a flex.
20:34All right, Tom, it's your turn to bid first.
20:37How many do you think Josh can get?
20:38Four.
20:39Four.
20:40Dudu, what are you thinking?
20:41I'm out.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:53Is it right, have you flown all the way for South Africa to play this tonight?
20:55Yes.
20:56Yes.
20:57OK.
20:58And you just don't want Motsi to get involved at all?
20:59No, I understand.
21:00LAUGHTER
21:01Larry, Tom's bid four, what do you think?
21:05Five.
21:07Five, OK.
21:08Could this be another duel again, Tom?
21:10Six.
21:11Oh.
21:12Larry?
21:15I'm out.
21:18OK, well, that means that playing for £1,200 is Josh!
21:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:25So, your dad thinks you can name six savouring components
21:30that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner at JD Wetherspin,
21:34otherwise known as spoons.
21:36Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long
21:38without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
21:41OK.
21:42Off you go.
21:43OK, turkey.
21:45It's there.
21:47Gravy.
21:48Gravy's there.
21:49Carrots.
21:50Stuffing.
21:51Carrots is there, yeah.
21:53Potatoes.
21:54We need more specific than that.
21:55Roast potatoes.
21:56No.
21:57Oiled potatoes.
21:58No.
21:59Mashed potatoes?
22:00Yes.
22:01Fuck off.
22:02LAUGHTER
22:03I thought the same.
22:04I thought the same.
22:05Bread sauce.
22:06Um, uh, sprouts.
22:07No.
22:08No.
22:09Carrots, chicken.
22:10No.
22:11Beef.
22:12Um, oh, God.
22:14Stuffing.
22:15No.
22:16Um, and, uh, stuffing.
22:19I've already got stuffing!
22:22Oh, no!
22:23Oh, no!
22:24Oh, no!
22:25Oh, no!
22:26Who was it?
22:27Josh, I'm so sorry.
22:28Bad luck.
22:29The money's getting split between the others.
22:30Oh!
22:31Give it up for Josh!
22:34That was tough!
22:39What would you have gone for?
22:40OK, this is the full list.
22:43And I think you'll find it pretty offensive.
22:46Oh!
22:47Oh, do you know what?
22:48I don't hate myself after that.
22:50First of all, can I just say, pigs in blankets.
22:53Getting a bit of pig, then wrapping it in a bit of pig.
22:56I mean, absolutely taking the piss there.
22:58Motsi, how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming.
23:06Yeah.
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know, she protects me.
23:11I protect her.
23:12You guys are serving.
23:13LAUGHTER
23:15My job looks good!
23:16Woo!
23:20OK, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:23Josh and Tom, £950, because you know why.
23:30Motsi and Dudu, £1,055!
23:38I'd love it if the first time Motsi had to answer was in the final.
23:44And George and Larry, £1,300, guys!
23:50OK, it's time for a festive break,
23:52which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage.
23:55See you in a bit.
24:10Welcome back to the parents' evening Christmas special,
24:12proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt.
24:17OK, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
24:22APPLAUSE
24:27Your next category is greetings cards.
24:30Oh!
24:31You're going to have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory.
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bear in mind you give gifts of yourself, but...
24:40Well, you know, it's certainly not me.
24:42I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:48getting a present for George that was right, but of course...
24:53I'm 45.
24:54I know.
24:55LAUGHTER
24:56I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Don't forget him a present that was right.
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers.
25:15Oh!
25:16Which means I've got to take £100 off.
25:18No!
25:19No!
25:20No!
25:21No!
25:22That's the rules of the game.
25:23He said birthday.
25:24Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:27Oh, I don't know.
25:28I don't know.
25:29Why, cos you didn't give him any?
25:30Well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh.
25:34Oh, really?
25:36How often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:40I don't think I've ever told him that.
25:44I'm going to be honest with you, Tom.
25:45I know it's weird, but I'm on your side.
25:51OK, parents, it's time to bid.
25:55When Mum tried this earlier, she scored six.
25:58Ooh!
25:59Ooh!
26:00Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
26:02Yes.
26:03How many do you think Motsy can get?
26:04Three.
26:05Three?
26:06Yes.
26:07OK.
26:12Larry?
26:13Four.
26:14Four.
26:15Tom?
26:16What are you thinking?
26:17Five.
26:18Dudu?
26:19Out.
26:20I'm out.
26:21You're out.
26:22OK.
26:23Larry, five is the bid to be.
26:27I'll go six.
26:28Six.
26:29Tom?
26:30I never thought you'd be like this, Larry.
26:32I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:33Tom, what did he think he was like?
26:34How is he differed?
26:35I thought he'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:36Yeah.
26:37LAUGHTER
26:38LAUGHTER
26:39LAUGHTER
26:40I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:43LAUGHTER
26:44Tom, what did he think he was like?
26:45How is he differed?
26:46I thought he'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:49LAUGHTER
26:50What are you thinking then, Tom?
26:51I'll go seven.
26:52OK.
26:53Larry?
26:54I'll go eight.
26:55Ooh!
26:56Tom!
26:57Um, nine.
26:58Nine!
26:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:00Larry?
27:01Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:03LAUGHTER
27:04Ten.
27:05Ten.
27:06OK.
27:07APPLAUSE
27:08Tom?
27:09Um, nine.
27:10Nine!
27:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:12LAUGHTER
27:13Larry?
27:14Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:15LAUGHTER
27:16Ten.
27:17Ten.
27:18OK.
27:19APPLAUSE
27:20Tom?
27:21I'm, er...
27:22I'm going to go eleven.
27:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:25OK, Larry, the big one is...
27:26...is...
27:27..is...
27:28..is...
27:29..is...
27:30..is...
27:31..is...
27:32..is...
27:33..is...
27:34..is...
27:35..is...
27:36OK, Larry, the bid is currently at eleven.
27:38Um...
27:43I'm out.
27:44Oh!
27:45APPLAUSE
27:46You are out.
27:49OK.
27:51That means that playing for £2,200, it's Josh!
28:03OK.
28:04Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids,
28:06won't you?
28:07I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick
28:09swinging contest with Larry Lamb.
28:11LAUGHTER
28:13So your dad thinks you can name eleven reasons for giving
28:15someone a card according to the card factory.
28:17Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long
28:19without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
28:21We need eleven.
28:22OK, good luck to you, Josh.
28:24Off you go, whenever you're ready.
28:25Valentine's Day.
28:26Valentine's...
28:28..is up there.
28:29Christmas.
28:31Yep.
28:32Easter.
28:33No, keep guessing.
28:34New Year.
28:36Engagement.
28:38Engagement is there.
28:39Wedding.
28:40Wedding is there.
28:41Anniversary.
28:43Anniversary's there.
28:44Retirement.
28:46Retirement's there.
28:47New job.
28:48New job's there.
28:49Um...
28:51New baby.
28:53Christmas.
28:54Yep.
28:55Eid.
28:56Eid.
28:57He's there.
28:58And, um...
29:00Condolences.
29:01I'll accept that.
29:02It's sympathy.
29:03Well done, Josh!
29:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:08Congratulations, Josh.
29:09You scored eleven winning you two thousand two hundred
29:11points. Give it up for Josh!
29:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:14Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:21I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:32Happy Christmas.
29:34LAUGHTER
29:35OK, let's have a look at the full list.
29:37There we go.
29:39Father's Day.
29:40Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:41Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:43Do you think you could have done that?
29:44Well, eleven not, but, uh, yeah.
29:47Baby shower, Mother's Day, Father's Day.
29:50Congratulations.
29:52Yeah, I mean, you're reading them?
29:53Yeah, yeah!
29:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:55What about you, George?
29:56I could have got more.
29:57Yeah?
29:58Yeah.
29:59You could have got more?
30:00Yeah.
30:01I think this is...
30:02I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:04Right.
30:05Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:07LAUGHTER
30:09OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:11I'm excited.
30:12Let me read it for you.
30:14Yeah?
30:15LAUGHTER
30:16I'll be honest with you, Mum.
30:17I don't really like the way you said that.
30:18LAUGHTER
30:19We love it, Mum.
30:20Thank you, thank you.
30:21Let me read it for you.
30:22Let me read it for you.
30:23LAUGHTER
30:24I'm putting a bit sexy, boy.
30:25Oh, please, do not.
30:26All right.
30:27OK.
30:28Motsy and Joodoo.
30:291,050 pounds.
30:30Woo-hoo!
30:31Very well done.
30:32George and Larry.
30:331,200 pounds.
30:34LAUGHTER
30:35Love it.
30:36Josh and Tom.
30:373,100 pounds.
30:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:39LAUGHTER
30:40Woo-hoo!
30:41Very well done.
30:42George and Larry.
30:441,200 pounds.
30:46APPLAUSE
30:47Love it.
30:48Josh and Tom.
30:503,100 pounds.
30:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:54OK, Josh, Motsy and George, let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:00This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is, is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges
31:15of Premier League football teams past and present.
31:18Doodoo, does Motsy like football?
31:20Yes.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:26OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:30So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:37Two.
31:38Two, OK.
31:40Tom?
31:41Three.
31:42Three, OK.
31:43Doodoo?
31:44Four.
31:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:49No!
31:51No!
31:52No!
31:53What's it?
31:54What's it?
31:55What's it?
31:56Larry?
31:57I'm out.
31:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:59I'm out.
32:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:01I'm out!
32:02Tom!
32:03Tom!
32:04Tom!
32:05Tom!
32:06Tom!
32:07It's with you!
32:08Doodoo's bit four.
32:09What do you want to do?
32:10I'm out.
32:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:12Oh my God!
32:13Oh my God!
32:14This is hell, that'll be fine.
32:15This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:19Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:21Playing for the first time for £800, it's Motsy!
32:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:26Motsy, what's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:28Not... Zero!
32:29LAUGHTER
32:30LAUGHTER
32:31APPLAUSE
32:32This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:33Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:34Playing for the first time, for £800, it's Motsy!
32:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:40APPLAUSE
32:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:47APPLAUSE
32:48Buzz birds!
32:49Birds!
32:50Birds!
32:51What's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:53No, zero!
32:56You've only got to get four.
32:57OK.
32:58Look, what I'm going to say, if you do get four, the roof is going to come off this.
33:03So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that are featured,
33:06or still do feature,
33:08on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:12Motsey, are you ready?
33:13I have no choice.
33:17Wow, wow.
33:18Motsey, good luck, off you go.
33:19You've just got to name four.
33:20So just shout out some birds.
33:21Eagle.
33:22Eagle.
33:23Yes, that's right.
33:27Good day, good day.
33:28Vulture.
33:30Live a bird.
33:32Live a bird is right.
33:33Good day.
33:37A pigeon.
33:41You have eagles, vultures, a hawk.
33:45A seagull.
33:46A seagull.
33:47There's a seagull there.
33:50A seagull there.
33:51A seagull.
33:52Come on.
33:54Come on,Les.
33:55Come on.
34:06Congratulations, Lesley.
34:09You win 800,000.
34:10Give it a round for Lesley.
34:12Oh, my goodness.
34:13Oh, my goodness.
34:15Oh
34:23My god, I will never do that again
34:36How does that feel you proud yes, yes, let's look at the full list
34:40Oh
34:43There we go mom. Can you give us the scores, please George and Larry
34:491200 pounds
34:53Mochi and doodoo
34:551850
34:59My god with Josh and Tom 3155
35:10Before our final Josh, Motsi and George you're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams. Okay. Are you ready? Yes, then let's begin
35:35First question name the carpenter
35:40Larry beat beat George Jesus. It is Jesus. I is Sabrina Carpenter next question
35:48name the Christmas song
35:53Tom hey hey, Josh little drummer boy is correct. I is run Rudolph run next question name the man playing Santa
36:02Oh
36:06Tom be oh, Josh, I
36:09Don't know it's Paul Burrell
36:12What would you've got a Josh? It's rich Attenborough. It is Richard Attenborough. Yes, okay next question
36:18name the wise man
36:22Tom a a Josh Dalai Lama it is Dalai Lama B is Dennis wise next question name the bell
36:30Larry beat beat George
36:36Alexander Graham
36:37Yeah, I is Kristen Bell next question name the Christmas tool
36:44Larry beef beef nutcracker. It is nutcracker. I is turkey baster. Do do just quick one. Do you know you've got a buzzer? Yeah?
36:52Yeah, next question name the Mary
36:59Tom hey, baby Josh Mary Queen Scott is correct. I is Mary earths
37:05name the Christmas pudding
37:09Tom hey
37:10Josh log we won't accept that I'm afraid it's you log. Oh
37:16Would you've known be yeah stolen no panettone
37:19So
37:23Wow, I like the confidence next question name the Joseph
37:31Larry be be Leslie it is Leslie Joseph. I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin. Yeah
37:42Next question name the dame
37:45Some baby beat Josh Kelly hopes is correct. I is Craig rebel Horwood
37:54Is it yeah
37:56Oh, that's it. That's the end of the round
38:00Mom can you please confirm the final scores for us most see
38:072250 pounds
38:12Jordan Larry three thousand two hundred pounds
38:18Josh and Tom four thousand seven hundred and fifty
38:21Congratulations Josh and Tom. You have made it through to the final
38:33George how do you feel it went for you tonight dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing you know
38:38I mean that's the last ten minutes. He's like you could have done much better than that
38:41Let's see. How do you feel the game went for you tonight? I think we did well. Yeah, we connected. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm proud of her
38:51She came all the way from Africa for you. Yes
38:53We have got to take a break now join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round
39:04I'm very tense because if they win it we can only afford one car for me and mum to share home. What a nightmare. See you in a bit guys
39:23Welcome back to the parents evening Christmas special where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring you'd have thought that a married Meghan Markle
39:33Josh and Tom by making it through to the final you have secured your prize for charity. How much have they made mum?
39:38Four thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds. Nice
39:45Succeed in this round we will double that bringing the total to what mum?
39:49nine thousand five hundred pounds
39:51Wow
39:57You're gonna see a board of twelve possible answers, but only five of them are correct to double your jackpot
40:02All you have to do is identify all five if you pick three wrong answers
40:06I'm afraid you lose around but you do leave with your original jackpot of four thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds Tom
40:12You are going to be picking the category your options are Christmas carols
40:17Winter Olympics and Christmas adverts
40:21What are you thinking?
40:22You know what? I'm gonna go with Christmas adverts
40:25Christmas adverts
40:27Josh and Tom for the last time. Let's play parents evening
40:31Josh how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen? I've chosen the same but they're all tough
40:46What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts, okay?
40:52Here are the possible answers
40:54The owl and the pussycat
40:56The bear and the hare
40:58The ass and the beaver
41:00Monty the python
41:02Moz the monster
41:04Romesh the reindeer
41:06The space oddity
41:08The lightning rod
41:10The man on the moon
41:12Buster the boxer
41:14The red herring
41:16And Edgar the dragon
41:18Okay, so five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts and seven aren't when you're ready. Give me your first answer
41:25I'm presuming you know none of them. You're you're correct
41:28So Josh so I remember the bear in the hair that's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hair buys it a
41:45Alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music the bear and the hair let's lock that in is that a Christmas ad?
41:52That is correct
41:58Hold on
41:59What are you going for next? Any ones that you're certain of?
42:02Yeah, I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis
42:06John the Lewis
42:07That's what you call it when you come into money
42:13I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis
42:17So Moz the monster was in John the Lewis
42:24Okay, let's lock in Moz the monster was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:31Yes, it was
42:35You have got three to get
42:37There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope
42:40Do you remember him? He was quite creepy
42:42Man on the moon
42:44Okay, that must be that one
42:46Tom you agree with that?
42:47Totally
42:48Yeah
42:49Let's lock in the man on the moon
42:51Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:58It is! Well done!
43:03Okay, two to get
43:04Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline
43:09Mm-hmm
43:10So I think that must be bust of the boxer
43:12Okay, bust of the boxer
43:13Let's lock that in
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:20It is!
43:22Right
43:23Right, so
43:24We know some of those aren't real
43:26Okay, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here
43:29Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:31I don't the owl and the pussycat because that's a children's story
43:34So owl and the pussycat's out
43:35Ass and the beaver, Romesh the reindeer
43:37Yeah
43:38Monty the python feels like a kind of copyright problem
43:41Mm-hmm
43:42So I don't think
43:43So I think it's one of the last four
43:45Those bottom ones
43:46So space auditing lightning rod
43:47It's not going to be the red herring because that's a joke in itself
43:49Yeah
43:50Right, so
43:51Should we go with the lightning rod?
43:52Because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod
43:54You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:55You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:56Okay, let's lock in the lightning rod
43:58If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot
44:11I'm sorry, the lightning rod is a
44:14It's actually a manscaping style according to Wilkinson's sword
44:20Okay
44:21So you've got one wrong
44:22Three wrong and you're out
44:23What are you thinking now?
44:24Oh, suddenly Monty the python's drawing me in
44:27Mm-hmm
44:28Is there only one more right answer here?
44:30There's only one more correct one, yeah
44:33I think the dragon or the python
44:36I agree
44:37Monty the python
44:39Okay, let's lock in Monty the python
44:41Is Monty the python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:44Oh
44:45I'm sorry, Monty the penguin
44:46Oh, it was, yeah
44:47Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out, okay?
44:50Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot
44:51Yeah
44:52If it's wrong, you're out of the game
44:53Yeah
44:54We took it to the edge
44:55You took it right to the edge
44:56Edgar the dragon, man
44:57Edgar the dragon, man
44:58Oh
44:59I think it'll be Edgar the dragon, man
45:00Oh
45:01I think it'll be Edgar the dragon, Monty
45:02Okay
45:03So, thank you, Tom
45:04Let's lock in Edgar the dragon
45:05Is Edgar the dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:07For Christmas, come on
45:08Yaay!
45:26Laay!
45:27Congratulations!
45:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:34Congratulations!
45:36You've doubled your jackpot to £9,500!
45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:43What charity are you donating your money to?
45:45The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity
45:47that helps children with mitochondrial disease
45:50and families that are affected by it.
45:52Fantastic calls. Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:55That is all for tonight.
45:57Thank you to my guests, Morsi and Guda Babusi,
46:00George and Larry Lamb,
46:02and Josh and Tom Widdicombe.
46:04Thank you so much for watching.
46:06If you enjoyed this family spending time together,
46:08you can go back to ignoring yours.
46:10Have a great Christmas. Say goodbye, Mum.
46:12Bye-bye, everybody. Merry Christmas!
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