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00:00Okay, to the elves of the North Pole at christmaspringleincorporated.com.
00:07Dear elves, all I want for Christmas this year is grandma.
00:11The reason I am emailing you is because I know what Santa did and how he was wrongfully incarcerated.
00:15So here's the plan. Tonight can you please meet me and grandma outside the jail cell where Santa is being held.
00:21Help break him free, and then help us go to the North Pole.
00:25We can then get grandma back. P.S. She looks younger than she is. Thanks.
00:29Jake spank and timer. Did you hear that? Screaming. Jake is going to help free Santa and save Christmas?
00:36Yes. Quincy. Jake will help us. We should also make sure that he finds his grandma too.
00:43Come on. Let's take Rudolph with us.
00:48Uh, grandpa, are you sure this forest is right around near Santa's jail cell?
00:52Yes it is Jake. Just follow me, but please be quiet so we don't alert the police.
00:59Why? I can't believe my eyes. It's Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, the most famous reindeer of all himself, and two elves.
01:11Hello, Jake, and grandpa Elmo. It is such a pleasure to meet you two.
01:15I am Elf Quincy. It's a pleasure to meet you, too. And I am Elf Springy. We are both at your service in case you need us. What are you doing here, in fact?
01:27Should they help you bust Santa out of there?
01:29Why? Thank you so much. Rudolph, Springy and Quincy, let's get going.
01:34We'll help pull him out. We elves are nimble and small and scarcely make any noise.
01:39I'll stay here and watch the sleigh. You four go ahead.
01:45This is just ridiculous inside me. Now that I'm going to spend six months in jail, I won't be able to deliver any of the presents for the good children of the world. This Christmas will be the worst Christmas ever.
01:56Wait, Santa. Do not give up hope just yet.
01:59Who is that over there?
02:05Quincy, Springy, you two have come to my rescue.
02:08Yes, we have. Christmas is not getting canceled on our watches.
02:12You do have two new allies to help you go outside of the jail cell?
02:17Well, let's go out and meet them then. If I can get through over one million chimneys, I can get through a window.
02:26You did it. You got Santa back.
02:34Yeah, but no, everything is going according to plan right now.
02:37Wait, what? Grandpa planned to have you go to jail all along?
02:41Yes, he plans to do that, because he's planning to help you prevent that store being sold with the money he earned, and he'll pay most of it back afterward.
02:50I see now. That was a damn good plan too, I'll admit. Excuse me, Jake, but would you like to find your grandma? Why yes I would.
02:58Then I'll fly us to the North Pole where she is and Santa can finish preparing the toys.
03:03Grandpa, you go back home and start counting the money you earn. We may have a big trail ahead of us.
03:08Okay, see you soon, Jake, Santa. Ready, Rudolph. Ready, Santa. Up, up, up, and away.
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03:59You can drop down all of your invitations.
04:04Again, if you leave and see you soon, Jake, what about 2,000 veces or Girl situations?
04:09Rudolph, with your nose so bright, I'm glad you got my sleigh tonight.
04:16Thank you and no problem, Santa.
04:18This is so much fun, and such a magical Christmas miracle, to be able to ride at Santa's sleigh.
04:24Ma, there's the North Pole and your workshop at last.
04:28Good luck, you guys.
04:31Wait, Jake, I smell something really delicious in your pocket.
04:35Can you take it out?
04:36In my pocket? You mean this, but why would a reindeer?
04:40Om nom nom nom nom nom. Oh, this is so delicious and chocolatey.
04:44Wait, so the chocolate ice cream is?
04:46A type of ice cream that's made specifically for reindeer, and it's so delicious and tummy yummy.
04:51But then who would put this on one of Grandma's fruitcakes?
04:54Um, Jake, there's something I'll have to tell you.
04:57I'm partially the one to blame for this fiasco.
04:59When Santa, me and the other reindeer were flying by your house,
05:02the other reindeer and I smelled the ice cream and couldn't control ourselves,
05:06accidentally running her over.
05:08I'm so sorry about what I did.
05:10I don't think I even deserve to be pulling the sleigh anymore.
05:13Hey, don't cry, Rudolph.
05:15I know it wasn't your fault, nor does Santa.
05:17You didn't put it on there.
05:19Someone else did.
05:20You just got framed.
05:21Plus you're helping us save Grandma too, so don't worry about anything.
05:25K?
05:26Well, Jake, you definitely are on Santa's good list this year.
05:29Thanks.
05:30I'm going to see Grandma now.
05:32Best of luck, Jake.
05:34The toys are all finished, and now all we have to do is wrap them up in Christmas wrapping paper.
05:40Excellent.
05:41Now Christmas will not be cancelled after all.
05:46The mistress.
05:47Wait.
05:48Now that that boy, Jake, is in front of me, I must say something.
05:53I am not a strange mistress.
05:55I am.
05:55Jake, here is my Christmas present to you.
06:01Grandma, thank you so much, Santa.
06:03Oh, Jake, it is so nice to see you again after so long.
06:07Yes, it is, but one thing.
06:09What were you doing here all this time at Santa's workshop?
06:12I was making fruitcakes right here at the North Pole to deliver straight to the O'Neal,
06:16as Austin seems like a very nice guy, and so I could have a backup business just in case.
06:21That's why you were making all of those fruitcakes.
06:24Well, don't worry, Grandma.
06:25You can come back with us to Cityville, and we can prevent Cousin Mel and item slime from taking over the store.
06:31Cousin Mel?
06:32Oh, no.
06:32I found out that she just tainted two of my fruitcakes with poison.
06:36Well, let's take them anyway to show the police about what she was going to do with them.
06:41Good idea.
06:42I'll go do that, and then let's go back to Cityville and save that store.
06:48Cousin Mel, Jake Spank Kenheimer, you are in huge trouble for busting Santa out of jail.
06:54And Santa, you are in for even worse consequences.
06:57Oh, no.
06:58We're being followed.
06:59Now we are all screwed.
07:01No, you are not, Jake or Santa.
07:03Miss, whoever you are, drop the gun immediately.
07:06Oh, no.
07:10Your grandma.
07:11Yes, I am.
07:13Your name of I am slime really suits you.
07:15Do you know that?
07:16And Jake, Santa and I are ready to go to court for another long trial and to prove Santa is innocent.
07:22Rudolph, we're going to need you for this one.
07:24Are you ready?
07:25I sure as hell am.
07:27Slime, Mel, you two are going to get nothing good for Christmas.
07:33Hello, this is GNN News reporter Kristen Chen.
07:36I am standing outside of the city for quick house where the sensational Santa Claus trial is reaching its climax.
07:42District Attorney Hartung is making a sensation salvation.
07:45Well, based on what has been presented, the evidence proves Santa Claus was responsible for grandma's disappearance.
07:52So, if the beard fits, you must convict.
07:55Wait just a minute.
07:58Grandma is here.
08:00If your grandmother is indeed right here, then Santa is acquitted of all kidnapping charges.
08:05That's not so fast.
08:06There's still the matter of reckless driving, vehicular injury, and leaving the scene of an accident.
08:12What the hell?
08:13Say it in a negligence?
08:14I can explain it all right here.
08:16One thing my grandma is famous for is making fruitcakes.
08:19She was going to deliver some to own all corporation as gifts to Austin and his employees.
08:24This is a typical one of hers.
08:26Why?
08:26That is very nice of your grandma to do this, Jake.
08:29I object.
08:30How can a fruitcake explain what happened?
08:33I'll explain.
08:34Mr. Silduroy, and Mr. Saldorf, can you taste this piece of the fruitcake?
08:38But I've never had fruitcake.
08:40I ate fruitcake with all its dry fruits.
08:42Oh, just eat the goddamn cake already.
08:46Surprisingly, this isn't too bad.
08:47Oh my god.
08:48This is disgusting.
08:49Here's state evidence number 12, another one of grandma's fruitcakes, but with something different.
08:53This also used her special ingredients, but tasted and then compared this one which was found at the scene of the alleged crime to the one I just gave you.
08:59I think you will find a difference between the two.
09:01There's a strange chocolate ice creamy flavor here.
09:03Why?
09:04Come on, Rudolph.
09:05Coming.
09:05Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
09:07The fruitcake that was there was coated in a delicious non-melting chocolate ice cream made exactly for reindeer.
09:11What happened on last Christmas Eve was I smelled the ice cream from the fruitcake grandma was carrying, and I, uh, couldn't control myself.
09:17Sorry about that, grandma.
09:18That's okay, Rudolph.
09:20I just wonder who put the ice cream on there.
09:22So what if the ice cream happened to be there?
09:24I'm still getting that store.
09:26Oh, hell no, you're not.
09:27Remember how I sued Sanchez and I signed the document.
09:29Sanchez and I planned to have him deliberately arrested so I could buy the store back and free him.
09:33Well, what the fuck?
09:34You tricked me.
09:35Yes, I did.
09:36And your honor, see these two pieces of paper.
09:38The first one is an old Santa left at the accident scene explaining what had happened and how he was taking care of grandma.
09:42The second was the recipe I made for the ice cream.
09:44Both protested for fingerprints when I got my hands on them again and I found out they were males, meaning that she stole them.
09:50And she presented the recipe to me when you traveled on the Magical Polar Express to the North Pole, right, Elmo?
09:55Yep, and it was a magical time that made us the best of friends.
09:58Here is the third piece of evidence.
09:59These are two wolf fruitcakes that she made at the North Pole, and they've not poisoned them.
10:02Do not ingest these under any circumstances.
10:04And according to grandma, cousin male poisoned these.
10:06Is this true, grandma?
10:07Yes, it is true, Jake.
10:09Why would she do such a thing?
10:10And especially around the holiday season.
10:12All right, I admit it.
10:15I had the note and stole the recipe.
10:17And I made grandpa sign over the rights to the store not realizing it was his friend.
10:21And I'm responsible for getting JFK.
10:26And I'm behind this evil child.
10:28And I hate the goody-goody feelings of Christmas.
10:30All of this can man sharing.
10:32So I kidnapped grandma and cook up this whole child, so I could throw Santa in jail and get all his money.
10:37Hey, I deserve to be rich.
10:38Then again, I could be rich by selling a lot of toys to children.
10:47Ones that happen to remain and guarded by the man with his L's who make them.
10:50So, say an hour, bitches.
10:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
10:54Have a merry Christmas, you wankers.
10:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
10:58Oh, they're getting away.
11:03We have to stop them before they steal Santa's toys.
11:05Don't worry, let's take my Slayer.
11:08Now time to get those toys.
11:10Not so fast.
11:11Slime and Mel, the same method won't work on us twice.
11:14We elves may not look like much, but we won't let you get those toys.
11:17They're here.
11:20In the name of Christmas, you will punish me.
11:22Oh crap, let's run.
11:24Now the final battle for Christmas show commence.
11:25Do you think that we'll stop us?
11:33Not by a long shot.
11:42Oh no, we have to do something.
11:44Spring and Prizzy may not be able to hold on much longer.
11:46Either go and have a ammo or get too tired.
11:48But we can't just stand here on the sidelines.
11:50Wait, I have an idea that just might work.
11:52I'll whisper it.
11:55Oh shit, we're out of ammo.
11:59Why, that's an excellent idea, Jake.
12:00And it would work perfectly.
12:02Let me just get what we need.
12:03This is not looking good for either of us.
12:05We can't even stop on more ammo.
12:12Ouch.
12:13Ha ha ha ha ha.
12:14Now we will take care of Santa next.
12:16Oh fuck, no, we won't.
12:17Cousin Mel and I am Slime.
12:18These are your Christmas gifts you'll get for attempting to ruin Christmas.
12:21So eat these, bitches.
12:22How disgusting.
12:32The poison.
12:33It's making my arms, my legs, my stomach, my body.
12:39Springy, Quincy, you're all right.
12:41Of course we are.
12:42We couldn't die here and ruin Christmas.
12:43And as for you two bitches, you have finally been defeated.
12:46The poison wasn't at the killing point yet, but it will make you feel sick for a long while.
12:49And I'll give my own Christmas present for you, too.
12:52Oh, that felt really good.
12:53Oh, yuck.
12:54Was that really funding necessary of you to do that, Rudolph?
12:56Eh, ha ha ha.
12:57Sorry, I couldn't help that.
12:58That's fine, Rudolph.
13:00I don't mind, you silly reindeer.
13:01Anyway, let's take them back to court and find out who the real criminals are.
13:05I'm pretty sure that we know who the guilty ones are.
13:08Cousin Mel and I am Slime.
13:10The court and jury finds you guilty of kidnapping, obstructing justice, and almost ruining Christmas.
13:14I sentence you both to prison for life sentences.
13:16Hey, Grandma, may I say something to you?
13:20After everything that's happened, do you really think I would sell my store?
13:23I don't want to buy it.
13:24I want to franchise it.
13:25I want Spank and Firmichannel stores in every state.
13:27And I want you in charge.
13:28That sounds like a great idea.
13:29But wouldn't you have to actually own the store yourself anyway in order to franchise it?
13:33Now listen here, Austin.
13:34I will offer you to franchise my North Pole Fruitcake Company instead.
13:37Or I will make us go through another unnecessarily long trial over what will happen.
13:40Do you understand?
13:41Yes, yes, I understand.
13:42I always did like your fruitcakes anyway.
13:43Ah, thanks.
13:44Just for that, here's a free fruitcake.
13:45Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Austin Bucks.
13:48The Grandma really is an amazing woman.
13:49Cheers.
13:51Well, I have to get going back to the North Pole now.
13:53I'll see you again on Christmas Eve, Jake.
13:55No problem.
13:56And thanks for getting my Grandma back.
13:57Santa, have a very Merry Christmas.
13:58And a very Merry Christmas to you, too.
14:00Goodbye.
14:00Oh, Grandma, you're the best Christmas present ever.
14:03Thank you so much, Jake.
14:04Well, I guess I don't need this fruitcake anymore.
14:06I'll feed it to Santa's reindeer.
14:07This sucks me, Pam.
14:08If only I had been so greedy.
14:10And I'd lost my job due to me being so freaking stupid and trusting you.
14:12Wait, what's this?
14:15A fruitcake with reindeer ice cream?
14:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:19That's what you get for being so fish and stupid.
14:21And at least the kid was right about Santa.
14:22Sorry about that.
14:23Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
14:24Merry Christmas to all.
14:25And to all a good night.
14:26That's for me and Grandpa, we believe.
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