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00:00Now that I'm saving this empty alleyway, it's time to transform.
00:06Kringle Christmas Tower, so that's...
00:18Why, Rudolph, Quincy, Springy, how glad I am to meet you.
00:22Hello again, Santa. How are you doing today? Has your trip through Cityville been good?
00:26It has, but there is something important I must tell you.
00:29What is it about, Santa?
00:30I saw that woman on some milk cartons today in the local convenience store.
00:35You mean her?
00:36Yes, we must go back to the North Pole to talk to her about it as fast as we can.
00:39There's only about a month until I must deliver the Christmas presents for the good children.
00:43Well, it's a good thing you happened to meet up with us.
00:46We were coming to get you anyway, as our new mistress wanted to have a word with you.
00:50It was something about the Christmas goodies she's making at the North Pole.
00:53About those? She really seems to love to make them.
00:55True. She says it's a huge tradition that must always be there at Christmas.
00:58Even if only one family does it.
01:00Anyway, let's get going back to the North Pole as fast as we can.
01:02If she's expecting us, her gently.
01:04Luckily I've already checked my list again and most of the people have been good.
01:07I'll fly us there.
01:08Uh, uh, uh, and away.
01:10Oh, hi there Austin.
01:11Hi there Jake.
01:12Is something wrong?
01:13Yes.
01:14Last Christmas Eve, Grandma was run over by one of Santa's reindeer and disappeared.
01:15We've tried searching for her for nearly a year, but we've had no luck.
01:16I'm afraid we'll now have to declare her officially dead, and just as horrible as that business
01:17hasn't been doing well now as it has before with her running the store.
01:19Oh my gosh, I'm so very sorry to hear that something like that happened to you, especially around Christmas.
01:23I wish there was a way I could make up for this.
01:24Maybe I could help with finding your grandma if she was run over by Santa.
01:28All right, I've got an idea, Austin.
01:29Now that Grandma is no longer in charge of the store, I can sell it to you for money that
01:31we could use to help look for Grandma.
01:32Here's the document.
01:33Oh no, now what the freaking hell is Cousin Mailgum do?
01:34She better not convince Austin to sell the store.
01:35I just can't possibly see such a sad outcome like that happening.
01:37I can't see her for you.
01:38It's not a bad luck.
01:39Oh, no, no, no.
01:40Oh, no, no, no.
01:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:45I can sell it to you for money that we could use to help look for Grandma. Here's the document.
01:49Oh, no. Now what the freaking hell is causing the male don't do? She better not convince Austin to sell the store.
01:54I just can't possibly see such a sad outcome like that happening.
01:57It does sound like a good idea, but unfortunately according to this contract, I cannot purchase the store from you unless your Grandpa, who is now the current owner due to Grandma's disappearance, signs this document.
02:06Really?
02:06Yes, really.
02:08Well, I'll make sure as hell that he'll sign it. Oh, yes, indeed, I will.
02:15Hello again, Chris. How glad I am to see you.
02:18Hello again, Jessica. How are you doing? Along with things here at the North Pole.
02:22Fine, and the toys are nearly finished, but the mistress needs to see you right away.
02:26I'm all ready to see her.
02:28We'll start finishing up the toys right now so they're all ready to deliver. Good luck with your talk with the mistress, Santa.
02:37Now I wonder where the mistress is.
02:39I am going to see you right now, Santa.
02:41Oh, no, she's coming right now.
02:45What is it you wanted to see me about, mistress?
02:54I was here to tell you that the Christmas treats I've made are already pre-shipped to the Unall Corporation in Cityville.
02:58You mean, your food case?
03:00Yes, I would like to request that you deliver them soon before Christmas Eve, then you can deliver the Christmas presents to the children on December 24th.
03:06That's a good idea, mistress, and I could plan a strategy on how to deliver the gifts, but...
03:11What is it, Santa? Is something wrong?
03:13Oh, yes, first off, what if the people don't want your food cakes? Secondly, I found a woman's picture in a store today.
03:18What? You don't mean?
03:20Yes, I do. It was when I accidentally ran over.
03:22What? What in the name of Jesus Christ is going on here?
03:27Oh, no, someone is breaking into the North Pole.
03:30FBI got it.
03:31Santa Claus, Chris Kringle, or whoever you are called, please put your hands in the air.
03:35Okay, but why do you want me to do this?
03:37You are to appear in court tomorrow for a trial concerning you committing hidden ruin after running over Grandmaster Denheimer.
03:41It wasn't my fault, but it seems I have no choice.
03:44I'll take care of the suspicious-looking machine here.
03:50Oh, trust, trust, trust.
03:51My machine is destroyed and they may never be delivered.
03:53What in the actual heck is going on here?
03:55Who even sent you police over anyway?
03:58You, you are Cousin Mel.
04:00What are you doing here, and how did you even know where I was?
04:02I'll tell you in a minute.
04:04First, let me add a little something to the fruit cakes that will be delivered.
04:06Well, Santa Claus, what happened?
04:14And how I just got here all happened earlier tonight.
04:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
04:23Why, thank you so much for the dinner.
04:25Cousin Mel was very delicious.
04:26You're welcome, Grandpa.
04:28But the reason I call you here tonight is I want to discuss important matters with you involving the store.
04:32Oh, yeah.
04:33Grandma told me that in case anything happened to her, I should run the store in her place.
04:36Anyway, what is it you want us to talk about?
04:39This here.
04:39This document about the store will make sure that the both of us will get a lot of money around the holidays when we do something important with the store.
04:46It's right here in the paper.
04:47All you have to do is sign.
04:48Sing.
04:49No, sign.
04:50Sure.
04:51So, sign.
04:53I'd rather sing.
04:59Grandma's spending Christmas with the superstars.
05:01Since that reindeer ran her down that fateful night.
05:03Grandma's hanging out with all those late, great stars for the heavenliest Christmas of her life.
05:09She's standing under the mistletoe with Elvis.
05:11He's been consoling her because she's missing Gramps.
05:14And Elvis offers her the keys to a new Cadillac.
05:17Well, we'll have a couple of sheets.
05:18Hey, Elvis, close his stouts.
05:20Grandma's spending Christmas with the superstars.
05:22Since that reindeer ran her down that fateful night.
05:25Grandma's hanging out with all those late, great stars for the heavenliest Christmas of her life.
05:30She's Christmas shopping at the mall with Marilyn Monroe.
05:33They like to cruise about how men have done it wrong.
05:35And Marilyn says this women's lip thing sounds just super.
05:38But I misclared it in until I was gone.
05:41Grandma's spending Christmas with the superstars.
05:44Since that reindeer ran her down that fateful night.
05:47Grandma's hanging out with all those late, great stars for the heavenliest Christmas of her life.
05:51Oh, look, Grandpa's trying to comb someone's hair.
05:54Why, it's Bob Marley.
05:55And look here, she's giving Howard Hughes a manicure.
05:57Oh, poor Richard Burton.
05:59She just gave him the news about Elizabeth Taylor for Tennessee.
06:02Oh, she's been treading the tree with Liberace.
06:05He's got that certain something Grandpa always lacks.
06:07But when she opens up his gift and sees a full-length mate.
06:10She says, if it ain't fake, I'll have to send it back.
06:12Send it back!
06:13Grandma's spending Christmas with the superstars.
06:16Since that reindeer ran her down that fateful night.
06:19Grandma's hanging out with all those late, great stars for the heavenliest Christmas of her life.
06:21Now I'll sign.
06:46Now all you have to do is date the document.
06:48I'd rather dance.
06:51What?
06:52What the hell do you mean you'd rather fucking dance?
06:54You already sang a completely unnecessary song about Grandma.
06:57And now you want to dance and delay the document signing.
07:00Shut the hell up and quiet down.
07:01Cousin Mel, do you want us to get picked out of the restaurant?
07:04No, no, I do not.
07:06I'm sorry.
07:07That's fine.
07:08The reason I want to dance is because I figured out another plan to help get us lots and lots of money.
07:12Oh my God.
07:13Really?
07:14Yes, really.
07:15It will benefit all of our family.
07:16Yes, I am.
07:18Why, yes, Elmo.
07:20Could you please be an attorney for two and also help me show Cousin Mel what our plan is?
07:24Why, yes.
07:25My pleasure.
07:26Hello, Cousin Mel.
07:27My name is I.M. Slime, and I would like to be your attorney.
07:30How do you do?
07:30I do wonderfully, and yes, I'd love to have you as my attorney.
07:34Okay, maestro, can you start up the music?
07:36No doubt you can remember grandma's passing
07:44That tragic mournful tale so often sung
07:47The prime suspect is one of Santa's reindeer
07:51In the world's most famous case of hit and run
07:54One day while grieving grandpa watched the TV
07:58He heard some advertising lawyers swear
08:01They've win a multi-million dollar settlement
08:04And make his loss much easier to bear
08:08Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
08:12That's what grandpa's gonna do
08:14Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
08:17Cause grandma would have wanted him to
08:18Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
08:22He knows the law is on his side
08:23Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
08:26Santa's going for a ride
08:28Yesterday the judge arraigned the reindeer
08:32Rudolph was the first to take the stand
08:34They ask him for the truth about old Santa
08:36But he said he's just a fat and jolly man
08:38Now Santa is before the prosecution
08:41He looks a little thinner on the stand
08:43And if they take away his flying license
08:45There won't be any Christmas in the land
08:48Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
08:51That's what grandpa's gonna do
08:52Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
08:55Cause grandma would have wanted him to
08:57Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
09:00He takes the law is on his side
09:01Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
09:05Santa's going for a ride
09:06Now Santa and the reindeer wait the verdict
09:10Delivered by a jury of their peers
09:12Six fat men with long and flowing whiskers
09:15And half a dozen poker-faced reindeer
09:17Now grandpa gets a TV for his suffering
09:19And Santa is declaring bankruptcy
09:21But listen closely and you'll hear the lawyers
09:24Singing jingle bells as they collect their feet
09:26Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
09:29That's what grandpa's gonna do
09:30Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
09:34Cause grandma would have wanted him to
09:35Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
09:38He thought the law was on his side
09:40Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off for Santa
09:43Santa's going for a ride
09:44And grandpa's riding by his side
09:47Cause the lawyers took him for a ride
09:49Cousin Mel, what are you doing with that piece of paper?
09:55I'm going over to see Austin Bucks
09:56And sell this stuff for millions
09:58Millions?
09:59This place was worth millions the whole time
10:01Yes, and grandpa helped out with this
10:04Wait, what?
10:05What the fuck?
10:05Grandpa, how the hell could you do that?
10:07Follow me outside and I'll show you
10:09And take this piece of shit with you
10:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
10:16I've got to stop her
10:19Wait, what?
10:21It looks like there's some strange chocolate ice cream
10:24On this fruit cake
10:25I'd better take it with me when I go with grandpa
10:28Oh my fucking god
10:36It, it's Santa Claus
10:37But, but, he's been arrested by the police
10:41Grandpa, why the flying foot did you get Santa arrested?
10:47To make sure that both of us aren't satisfied
10:50That's why
10:51But how?
10:53How can I be satisfied knowing that the police arrested Santa and know that he's re?
10:59Duh, I see what you mean now
11:01Santa Claus is real and he exists
11:03And now everyone believes in him
11:06But what are you going to do with all that money that you won?
11:09You don't need to worry
11:11Just go to a hall and speak to Austin and Mel while I'll help work things out
11:16And then go straight to the jail cell
11:18Where Santa Claus is
11:20Wait, what do you mean go to the jail cell?
11:23Don't worry, things won't work out
11:25Just do what you need to do
11:27Thank you grandpa
11:28See you again soon
11:30It's not every day you win more money under the bitchy cousin Mel's back
11:37Ah yes, there it is
11:41The own all building corporation
11:43Which way is Austin's office?
11:48Thank you so much
11:50Merry Christmas and a happy new year
11:52No, no, no, no, no
12:06Austin, stop right now
12:08Please don't buy grandma's store
12:10Too late, kid
12:13There's nothing to be done now
12:15Wait a minute
12:16Who the heck are you?
12:18Cousin Mel's attorney
12:19I
12:20M
12:20Slime
12:22What kind of a fucking bullshit name is that?
12:29Door
12:30Wait a minute
12:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
12:36You've got a fucking shitty name
12:38Really?
12:39I am slime
12:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
12:42I can't stop laughing
12:43Why you?
12:45How dare you be a jerk and insult my name, you stupid tosser
12:49Miss Einstein
12:49Stop insulting Jake and let me discuss this matter
12:52Sorry about that, Austin
12:55I'm sorry Jake
12:57But since your grandpa agreed to handing over the store to Mel
12:59I'm afraid there's nothing I can do
13:01But Austin, Grandpa told me that he wasn't just doing it for the money
13:06It also had something to do with Santa Claus
13:09Santa Claus himself?
13:11Yes, Grandpa sued him as a way to make money
13:14And because he had run over Grandpa with his sleigh and reindeer
13:17Oh don't listen to Jake, he's just being a normal little fool
13:22How about we finish up our business with Sam in the store
13:27And then hang out and do some Christmas shopping
13:31Don't you dare try to flirt and attract me, young lady
13:35I'm not interested in it at all
13:38Well, I'll give you a tip, Jake
13:44If you really believe Grandma was run over by Santa's reindeer, then find him
13:49He should know where Grandma is
13:50I saw the trial on my laptop also
13:53I'll also cancel that deal for the sale now until Christmas Eve
13:57Okay, I will
14:01I am
14:05I have a plan we must follow
14:07You follow Jake
14:08While I make sure to take care of those fruitcakes
14:12You just make sure Santa stays missing
14:15Very well, I will
14:17I'll keep you from momia
14:19That was my nephew
14:19Jack
14:21You don't want other things
14:22Instead of you
14:22I want other things to share
14:23Thank you
14:24I will
14:26Oh my God
14:26Hecost
14:27Wanna look
14:28I want two
14:29I want one
14:29On some
14:30I want two
14:31I want one
14:32I want two
14:32I want two
14:33I want three
14:34Coca
14:34I want
14:35He
14:36Want two
14:37I want t
14:38I want two
14:39I want three
14:40foods
14:40I want three
14:41linear
14:41I want one
14:42There
14:43I want one
14:44I want them
14:44Morning
14:45I want
14:45two
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