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02:00Christmas time.
02:01Christmas is a time to do many happy things together with your friends and family.
02:06Going to church to celebrate its meaning.
02:08Giving cookies, milk and other goodies to send it to show appreciation for him as he
02:13gives good little children toys and goodies and bad ones cold.
02:16Giving Christmas presents to each other to show how much we love and care.
02:21And for telling wonderful holiday stories that give the people that wonderful holiday feeling
02:26that comes every December.
02:27Like Rudolph, the Poet Express, and other magical tales.
02:31But this story being told is one of the most unique and surprising Christmas stories that
02:36has ever been told.
02:38Why?
02:38You may ask.
02:39What the?
02:45What is that in the sky?
02:47Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
02:49It's Santa Claus and his reindeer.
02:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:58What just happened?
03:00Well, the answer is simple.
03:01Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
03:09You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
03:16She'd been drinking too much eggnog, and we begged her not to go.
03:23But she forgot her medication, and she staggered out the door into the snow.
03:29When we found her Christmas morning, at the scene of the attack,
03:37She had hoof prints on her forehead, and incriminating claws marks on her back.
03:44Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
03:51You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
03:59Yup, you saw it with your own two eyes.
04:07Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
04:09It was an incredible, wonderful, amazing thing.
04:12But as incredible as it was, it almost put an end to Christmas.
04:15How could such a thing almost end the Christmas holiday?
04:18You may ask.
04:19Well, I'll show you how.
04:20It began about one year ago in my city.
04:22See this nice little town?
04:26This is Cityville, the city that I live and go to school to.
04:29Yes, that's the name of the city, so just roll with it.
04:32Even though there is only a minimal amount of crime here, this city still can be quite tough to live in, especially around this time.
04:38It was the month of December, and everyone in Cityville was caught up in the chaos of the Christmas holidays.
04:43Hello there, Boris.
04:49How are you and your kids doing?
04:50We're doing great.
04:52Caleb has been a much better boy this year, and so have all of his brothers.
04:55Excuse me, but do you have all of those Christmas desserts and goodies they wanted?
04:59Yes, I do.
05:00They are right here.
05:02Thank you so much.
05:03Here's the money for them.
05:05No problem, Boris.
05:06You and your kids have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
05:09You too.
05:10Goodbye.
05:12Phew.
05:12Shopping for 27 kids in the family can be such a tough experience.
05:16Why?
05:17Hello, Mrs. Preselius and Trotty.
05:19Hello there, Boris.
05:20You seem to be struggling with all of those gifts.
05:23Can we get you a ride home?
05:24I'd be glad to help because it's the holiday season.
05:27Why, yes.
05:27Thank you so very much.
05:29I hope you have a very Merry Christmas, Mrs. Preselius and Trotty.
05:32Thank you so much, Boris.
05:34A very Merry Christmas to you.
05:36Wasn't that a nice example of what was going on in Cityville?
05:39Anyway, see this cute little store here?
05:42This is the store my family owns and my grandma is in charge of.
05:45Here's what it's like inside.
05:48Here's my grandma reading to some happy children who are all ready for Christmas.
05:52Here are my mom and dad who help run the store and help the customers find what they need.
05:56Hey, grandma.
05:56Have you got a minute?
05:59And there I am.
06:00That's me.
06:01Jake Spank and Timer.
06:02And yes, that's my actual name.
06:04Don't you dare make fun of it.
06:09What is the problem, Jake?
06:10Cousin Mel is trying to prevent another customer from buying something here.
06:14Oh dear.
06:15Hold on, children.
06:16I'll be back in a second.
06:17And then we can get on with our story.
06:19Give that house back to me right now.
06:21I want to take it home for my kids to decorate it.
06:23No.
06:24You're not getting it as you're not a registered member of the store.
06:28I don't care what the hell you or your kids think.
06:30Give it back now, you stupid bitch.
06:33Cousin Mel.
06:34What did I tell you about trying to scare customers away from our store?
06:37Don't worry, ma'am.
06:38I'll help you check your item out.
06:40There's no problem.
06:41Thank you very much, mom.
06:43Ooh.
06:44Why does grandma always have to get in the freaking way?
06:47If you stop acting like the goddamn bitchy girl that you are,
06:50then you would understand that grandma is trying to make sure that everyone in Cityville has a wonderful Christmas.
06:54Oh, what do you know, Spanky?
06:57Here you go, ma'am.
07:04Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.
07:06And thank you for shopping at the store.
07:08Thank you so much and have a merry and happy Christmas.
07:11Except you, Safina.
07:12Ooh.
07:13How rude.
07:14And how I hate this time of year.
07:16Sorry if I took too long, kids.
07:18But now let's get back to reading the year without a Santa Claus.
07:23Wasn't that a great story, kids?
07:25Excuse me, mom.
07:28But can I please talk to you somewhere else?
07:30Yes, we can.
07:31Jake, is something wrong?
07:35Mom, Santa Claus is real, isn't he?
07:38Well, there's no easy answer.
07:41Historically, there was a Saint Nicholas who, with a loving heart,
07:44filled children's shoes and socks with gifts of all sorts.
07:47So, Santa today represents one of the true meanings of Christmas.
07:50Giving to others.
07:51And now Chris Gringa, or Santa Claus, is bringing that happy feeling to me.
07:55I feel slightly better now.
07:56Mom, thanks.
07:58Here's the doll you were planning to get your niece.
08:00Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
08:02Thank you very much and all the same to you.
08:04In case you haven't noticed, Frank, your son suffers a dreaded affliction.
08:08What affliction?
08:11The Santa Claus is real syndrome.
08:13He shows all the signs.
08:14Making lists to Santa.
08:16Checking them twice.
08:17Good behavior.
08:18Falling asleep before midnight.
08:19I figure he gets sick from his grandmother.
08:22Shut up.
08:23What the fuck kind of dog shit is that?
08:25There is no such thing as Santa Claus is real syndrome.
08:28From what I can tell, you just made that crap up.
08:31And how dare you insult Grandma.
08:33She's a really nice person and a wonderful woman to be around during Christmas.
08:36Now, if you'll excuse me,
08:37I've got to get back to helping customers who actually give a reindeer's ass about the holidays and Christmas spirit.
08:43Thank you very much and Happy Holidays.
09:00Yes, Sufud, you're a really, really cute and good doggy.
09:03Yes, you are.
09:04Ma, hey, Dad, is Santa Claus real?
09:07Ah, oh, what your mother said.
09:09Hey, who wants to put up a tree?
09:11All right, a Christmas tree.
09:12Oh, what the heck is this here?
09:19You're looking at the new inflatable Christmas tree manufactured by the Cityville Own All Corporation.
09:24It is said that they own everything.
09:25But our family always goes out and gets a real tree.
09:28But Own All Corp always tries to make sure that setting up for Christmas is more efficient and less stressful.
09:33So I thought I'd get a product from them this year.
09:35Would you like to help me set the tree up over there?
09:38Yes, I will.
09:39Dad, even though a real Christmas tree has hundreds of leaves better.
09:42This tree looks okay.
09:54But where is the jabbing yourself with pine needles, hanging ornaments, the old-fashioned smell of a genuine Douglas fir?
10:01If you want old-fashioned smells, I'll get my fishing boots.
10:04Um, yeah, they definitely do sound like they are old-fashioned, Grandpa.
10:08I think it's really beautiful, especially considering it's inflatable.
10:12I agree.
10:13What do you think of the Christmas tree, Jake?
10:15Isn't it lovely?
10:16Um, um, it's okay, Dad.
10:18Not too bad.
10:19Well, I think it's one of the best-looking Christmas trees I've ever seen, and it has all come at a cheap and very efficient price.
10:25Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:32Hold on.
10:33I'll help you steady it.
10:36Don't worry.
10:37If we keep pushing hard enough, we'll be able to ride it back up into its correct position.
10:41Oh, no.
10:42What the hell is going on with that inflatable Christmas tree about to take over on your dad and Grandpa?
10:46Then again, I did admit that the real Christmas tree was the far superior choice.
10:50Papa.
10:51Oh, my gosh.
10:52I just hope nothing bad will happen.
10:54Elmo's been chopping down Christmas trees for years.
10:57He'll be able to help Frank hold the fourth, er, tree, er, cheap Christmas product intended only for profit.
11:05There we go.
11:06We've almost got it now.
11:08Hold on.
11:09The phone is ringing.
11:10I'd better go check it.
11:11No, Grandpa.
11:12Don't go and do it.
11:13Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:16Oh, no, Frank, dear.
11:27Are you all right?
11:29Yes, I am, honey.
11:31Don't worry.
11:31I'm not hurt.
11:32But look at the scrap.
11:34What in the fucking name of Chris Grinnell?
11:35City Villain All Corporation promised us an efficient and easy-to-use Christmas tree.
11:40And did they give us one?
11:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:42They gave us a shitty.
11:43This poor dollar store-quality inflatable Christmas tree that breaks when it hits the ground and is a mug full of penguin piss and polar bear poop.
11:50Don't worry, Frank.
11:52There's still plenty of time left for us to get a new one before Christmas Day.
11:56Oh, yeah.
11:56You're right.
11:57But first we've got to get rid of this pain in the ass tree.
12:00Oh, my God.
12:01Dad, are you all right?
12:02Yes, I am, Jake.
12:04Oh, thank God.
12:05A Christmas miracle.
12:07Oh, dear.
12:07The Christmas tree is ruined.
12:09We need to get a new one.
12:10Don't worry, Jake.
12:12We will.
12:13You'd like to speak with Frank.
12:14Okay.
12:15Hey, Frank.
12:16I was on the phone and they'd like to talk to you.
12:18Here's the phone.
12:19Thank you so much for the phone.
12:21Grandpa.
12:21Hello?
12:22Hello.
12:23This is Austin from UNO.
12:24Is this Frank I am speaking to?
12:26Yes, this is Frank.
12:27How are you doing?
12:28I'm doing fine.
12:29I was just calling to wonder how you were doing with your new inflatable Christmas tree.
12:33Um, um, um, um.
12:35Unfortunately, it's broken.
12:36Then, sadly, when we tried to set it up, it tipped over, fell onto me and broke into pieces.
12:41Oh, no.
12:42I'm very sorry to hear that, and I will make sure that you will be paid back.
12:45Would you like to get a replacement?
12:47Let me see what my family thinks about this.
12:49Hey, everyone, do you want to get a replacement?
12:52Thanks for the offer, Dad.
12:54But actually, we don't.
12:55We've decided to go out and get a real Christmas tree instead.
12:58That's okay, Jake.
13:00And to be honest, it's a really good idea.
13:02Thank you for the offer, Austin.
13:04But we don't need a replacement.
13:06But we appreciate your policy of making Christmas efficient.
13:09That's fine.
13:10I'll be coming over to take the tree to the recycling plant.
13:13We'll pay you back and give you a 25% discounted Christmas gift card.
13:16Thanks for the information, and have a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
13:19Goodbye.
13:20Thanks.
13:21And all the same to you, Austin.
13:23Happy Holidays and goodbye.
13:24I'm glad to hear that we're going to be getting an actual Christmas pine tree.
13:28Jake, where is it coming from?
13:30Grandma says that she knows a great spot where to get it from that's not that far away from our house.
13:34Isn't that right, Grandma?
13:36Yes.
13:37There's a big forest right behind our house where there are some real Douglas fir pines growing there.
13:42Once we get it, we'll get a big burst of that lovely Christmas spirit.
13:45How are you going to get it down, though?
13:47We're going to chop it down like how your husband and I did it back in the previous December days.
13:51We had to chop our trees down by hand.
13:54Never forget the time I had to use a beaver for a chainsaw.
13:59Last time you told it, it was a woodbacker.
14:01Oh, yeah.
14:02You're right.
14:02I forgot about that.
14:04Ha ha ha.
14:05How are you going to get it down, though?
14:07Grandpa and I will take Jake to show him how to get a real pine Christmas tree that brings that wonderful scent and Christmas spirit.
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:15I'll also show him how a chainsaw works to cut down the tree.
14:18Um, are you sure that's a good and safe idea?
14:21Elmo?
14:22Of course it is.
14:23He's a growing boy after all.
14:25True.
14:25Also, if Jake wants to get his own Christmas tree someday, he will have to learn how to get it.
14:30While you take Jake to get the real Christmas tree, Daphne and I will be taking care of this broken one.
14:35Onal is coming to help recycle it and give us a discount and gift card.
14:39And gift card.
14:40Good idea.
14:41It's all settled then.
14:41Now let's get our coats on and get going.
14:44Hooray.
14:44Time to get a Christmas tree.
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